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17551312 No.17551312 [Reply] [Original]

What if the Touhous were boys..?

>> No.17551328
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17551328

What if a soul could be cut?

>> No.17551362
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Would penis envy run rampant?

>> No.17551403
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What if female non-humans were always portrayed as animal-like or monstrous but male non-humans looked like normal human males?

>> No.17551413

>>17551403
delete

>> No.17552140

>>17551312
A lot more sword fighting

>> No.17552148
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>>17551403
This thread was already pretty tasteless but that was just way too far.

>> No.17552217
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>>17551328
What if President Armstrong invaded Gensokyo in Metal Gear verse?

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>>17552217
Would Clownpiece work for Armstrong?

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>>17551403
You mean the reverse version of the men are beasts and girls are kemonomimi?

>> No.17554436

EXTRA STAGE:You appear in Gensokyo full of big-dicked shotas but you're a boobhu

what do

>> No.17554437

>>17551312
F U C K O F F
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F
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>> No.17554560
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>>17554436
Hide and live with Male-Kasen.

>> No.17554577

What if OP wasn't a faggot?

>> No.17554616

>>17554577
he'd be out of place in /jaypee/

>> No.17554636

>>17554436
Are the 2hus the big dicked shotas or are they just regular shotas?

>> No.17554843
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>>17551312
Mima wouldn't really look any different.
She would look exactly like Puyo Puyo's Satan.

>> No.17554890 [SPOILER] 
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>>17554436
Let's play Alice!
Now imagen the ending for Touhou 5 with male Yuuka and every Anon is a Alice.

>> No.17555453

>>17552217
Nanomachines>Yokai

>> No.17555498

>>17554890
Would loli Alice still be fine if she got dicked by male Yuuka.

>> No.17555542

>>17551312
:3

>> No.17556139

>>17554413
Yeah.

>> No.17556349

>>17554436
Kill myself

>> No.17556362

They would probably have penises.

>> No.17557194

>>17556362
Probably?

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>>17554437
K O F F I N G ! We're not doing the dumb corner text thing.
>this thread

>> No.17558871

>>17554560
And yet you never bothered to, anta retard.

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>>17558871
Bothered with what?

>> No.17563690

>>17551312
What if the Touhous were all futas...?

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>>17558858

>> No.17563756
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rumia is a boy!
also aya(?) is a boy(?)

>> No.17563818
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>>17551312

What do you think happened to him?

>> No.17563842

>>17563690
Aren't they already?

>> No.17563849

>>17563690
Futa with balls or futa without balls? This is very important.

>> No.17563863

>>17563849
Big, hairy,veiny balls.

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>>17563818
sadly no idea but hopefully someone picks on his/her footsteps someday. ofc it can be this meme story how their bf/gf/friends find out about porn they are making and get mad and they procede to delete and destroy their pixiv/twitter/other accounts

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>>17563863
Disgusting.

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>>17563883

>> No.17563953

>>17563849
With balls.
>>17563863
No hair please.

>> No.17563956
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forget this
how about some good non-h doujin with genderswap?

>> No.17563987
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i just wonder when this guys doujins will be scanned (probably never)

>> No.17563999

>>17563690
>>17563842
>>17563849
Which futa 2hu would have the biggest package?

>> No.17564067

>>17563999
Yukari, why else would she wear her puffy white dress aside from hiding her massive thick schlong for when she gets a hard-on.

>> No.17564112

>>17564067
And does she have the biggest balls too?

>> No.17564163

>>17564112
Yukari has decency so she's probably a ball-less futa.

>> No.17564182

it will be fujoshit

>> No.17564183

>>17564163
Ball-less futas are disgusting though, I refuse to believe Yukari-sama would sink so low!

>> No.17564202

>>17564112
Of course Yukari has the biggest balls, she can even milk your dick between them after all.

>> No.17564326

Futafags are actual Faggots in denial.

>> No.17564382

>>17564326
Only the ones that prefer futas to have balls though. Shit's gay as fuck if the balls touch.

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>>17551312
What if we're touhous? But we're only touhous when we sleep so we're never aware of the fact.

>> No.17564605

>>17564326
>>17564382
Futa is straight and futa with balls is the bset.

>> No.17564612
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>>17564605
This. I can't get it up without the balls.

>> No.17564631

>>17564612
>>17564605
I pretty think artists like Ubanis, Rebis, Uno Makoto, and so on really pushed the full-package futa thing so hard that everyone just ended up seeing the light that its better then ball-less futa who look castrated.

>> No.17567973

>>17564631
>the light
kid, back in my day all futa didn't had any balls at all, being it on original h-manga, ova or doujin. please, you don't need to push your new preferences on others

>> No.17569364

>>17564112
it´s obvious that mamizou have the biggest balls

>> No.17574839

>>17569364
Is it because she's a racoon?

>> No.17575043

>>17551328
Can't fight nature, Jack.

>> No.17585382

More gayboys? So same as ever, only with dicks

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