/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>This kills the meido

>>17706875
How do you like your rabbits anons? Me i like em 10ft tall, athletic, big breasted, chocolate skinned and thighs from which no man can escape

Monstergirls getting ready for Halloween

>>17706876
I don't think Kikimoras are physically or mentally capable of doing something to upset or disappoint their masters.

>>17706880
I wonder what MGs would dress up as, considering a lot of the more popular costumes are actual living beings, like ghosts and zombies and stuff.

Titanias

I want to show my waifu my dangling participle!

>>17706889
I want to put my quantum harmonizer into my waifu's photonic resonation chamber!

>>17706898
get a load of this fuckin nerd

I want a kitsune to sit on my face

>>17706879
Cute, perky, breasts that bounce just as much as she does, a bit of a screamer, delicious thighs.

Barring that, I'm not picky

Fickle Pharaohs.

>>17706902
I want a dragon to sit on my face and play with my dick using her tail.

>>17706910
I prefer this version

>>17706907
So anon, do you want a Pharaoh who tries to be cool, calm and seductive when she meets you only for her facade to break down as she starts blushing and tripping over her own awkwardness?

>>17706917
REMOVE

>>17706916
Well that looks hot.

>>17706922
Exactly that. I've got a thing for girls who are insanely, ungodly hot, and by all rights should be totally dominating the relationship, but are actually total swooners who act all super flustered because they think I'm the bees meow.
So a Pharaoh just like how Menat looks in that image who starts off sultry but ends up drooling over me.

>>17706917
>Nav is doing commissions
>I missed it
reeeeeeeeeee

>>17706917
Whats with the crossbow?

>>17706933
Jabberwock dressed as the Arbalist class from Etrian Odyssey 3

https://imgur.com/a/4HS1n

>>17706935
Oh, nifty

>>17706928
Just imagine her using you as her throne cushion anon. Imagine instead of being lewd she just nuzzles up against you and makes you stroke her hair, reducing her to putty in your hands.
That's the power of a Pharaoh getting a crush on a traveler.

>>17706907
Go away, /v/. I don't want to jerk off to street fighter girls right now.

>>17706946
I'd stroke her hair and smell her perfumes and run a finger along her red cracks in her skin, letting the oils from my skin seep just little tastes of my DE directly into her.
I'd spend hours not even penetrating her in bed, just running my hands all over her and slowly, passionately making out.

>>17706950
It's SE for humans not DE, even if you're an incubus.
But just imagine her being a dominant femme fatale queen in public and then when she's alone with you she melts into a snuggle addict who spends her life chasing the ultimate comfy.

>>17706907
>>17706910
Old Pharaohs should stay asleep in their tomb.
Young adult/teenagers Pharaohs are where it's at.

>>17706985
Hate to break it to you anon, but literally every Pharaoh is old.

>>17706917
Nav is pretty cool. Works fast, too.

>>17706993
>Anon marries an Old Pharaoh
>She gets pregnant and gives birth to a baby Pharaoh
>She grows into a beautiful young Pharaoh
>Anon N°2 marries her

Four days left anon.

What is your waifu's favorite pokemon?

Snakes are good.
Monoeyes are bad.
What about a monoeye snake?

>>17707032
She adores Duskull.

>>17707032
I know it's probably really generic and cliche, but Charizard. Specifically the Mega Y version though.

>>17707032
Wouldn't monster girls be offended by pokemons?

>>17707079
I don't see any reason for that.

>>17707085
I imagine monster girls hate to see depiction of actual monsters.
Pokemons are cute and mostly harmless, but they are still (pocket) monsters.

>>17707004
Good little pups brush their tail every day! So that they'll eventually win the heart of a husband to do it for them!

>>17707004
Adorable

>>17707032
Cofagrigus, Pharaoh will also have a Serperior and Empoleon. But Cofagrigus reminds her of home so she adores it the most.

I want to be kabedonned by a JK spider girl

>>17707132
So you want her big tanned spider tits pressed against your face as she grins down at you lewdly?
You want her to drag you into the girl's bathroom and blow you?

>>17707037

I got a one-eyed snake for her.

>>17707146
No.

>>17707132
JK spiders are pretty good, but I'd much rather be kabedonned by a small middle school spider in her first year.

>>17707191
That's understandable.

>>17707198
Middle school spiders are better too because they're pleased with just a fast food meal and some cute clothes.
A JK spider would suck both your balls and wallet dry.

>another coloured bug
Regura must be stopped.

>>17707037
>Snakes are good.
>Monoeyes are good.
>What about a monoeye snake?
I would assume they're also good.

>>17707210
Curse Regura and his witchcraft.
Bugs shouldn't be allowed to look this pretty and comfy.

>>17707216
>Monoeyes are good.
Only nerds like monoeyes.

And here we have a fine specimen of common mouse attempting to understand a basic piece of human metalwork.

>>17707262
Very sniffable. Gonna sniff it!

>>17707268
Mice smell like stale cereals.

>>17707175
Well aren't you boring?

>>17707292
I bet he wants to go on a vanilla date with a vanilla elf.

>>17707296
No, I want to be kabedonned by a JK spider.

>>17707306
You can't both want a JK spider kabedon and not want a face full of tanned spider tits.
It's both or neither.

>>17707313
No it isn't.

>>17706881
She's trying to make her master a better person. That's upsettting.

>>17706883
A Kiki might dress up as a Roomba or a Shog.

>>17707322
Then you at least want a face full of spider ass, correct?

>>17707327
A kiki dressed as a shog would be the ultimate maid.

>>17707331
Absolutely.

>>17707340
We good.
May your life be blessed with plump JK spider ass.

I want to go to a grapesnake owned maid cafe.

Spiders are the best.

>>17707400
Agreed, and Atlach-Nachas are the best spiders.
The SS translation precises that when the web is complete all the humans will become one with the Atlach-Nachas.
Do your job by marrying a chaos spider and turning no-good human women into great chaos spiders.

>>17707423
Nachos are shit.

>>17707423
>Atlach-Nachas are the best spiders
Wrong.

>Wanted to get a double MG paizuri pic
>Can't figure out which two MGs I want
Why does this keep happening to me?

>>17707440
Kraken and Tritonia.

>>17707429
You think that because you haven't been called heathen and (loli)dom'd by one yet.

>>17707433
I fail to see which spider species could even compete with the greatness of Atlach-Nachas.

>>17707442
But both of those are "good, but not great" tier.

>>17707446
>Kraken
>not great

>>17707327
>Kiki dressed up as a made
>Shogs get angry
>Call her racist for doing "Purple face"

>>17707327
>Kiki dressed as shog
>Shog gets angry
>Says her costume was racist "Purple face"

Reminder that dragons are scared of oomukades.

>>17707400
That artist's maybe, sometimes they weird me out. She seems like a decent woman.

>>17707365
>"Pharaohs woken by an apophis rise not as rulers but as pets." - MGE II

>>17707490
But can they be changed back?

>>17707497
Once you go purple you never go back.

>>17707499
But what about with the power of love?

>>17707469
As they should be, Oomukade are stupidly high tier, the one in the original legend had multiple dragons afraid to take action. Think about that, they didn't even fancy their chances ganging up on it.

>>17707502
Can't you love a pet Pharaoh belly dancer with an attractive whorish aura?

>>17707508
No, I want to love a dominant Pharaoh with an attractive queenly aura.

>>17707513
Then go through the desert trials, survive all the dangerous monsters and wake up a Pharaoh yourself.
Or you can go to a green desert realm and ask to see the reigning Pharaoh, but then you'll get cockblocked by an Anubis.

>>17707513
Are you me anon?

>>17707520
Fine, I'll do it.
>>17707521
Depends, how big do you like your boobs?

>>17707523
Large but not overdone.

>>17707532
>Not wanting saggy graped Pharaoh titties
I feel bad for you son.

>>17707532
Then you are me.

>>17707520
Reminder that green desert realms will change you into an incubus not unlike a regular demon realm

I have a fetish for green skinned girls because i used to watch shrek all the time in my youth.

>>17707575
does this count?

>>17707400
>>17707479
>>17707198
>>17707210
I could never be with one of these as I can't get over my fear of spiders and insects.

>>17707586
I think MGE monster girls leave you alone when they sense that they're not a good match for you.

>>17707573
But they're not a full blown fuckfest like the darker demon realm
Some people really hate the idea of a land it's always nighttime and where everyone is constantly fucking

>>17707584
Frog girls are the best green girls
If you value your throat virginity you can go for a plant girl instead

>>17707590
I remember MGE girls raping you and DE changing your tastes but I wouldn't be surprised if KC changed it.

>>17707586
Best imouto, what sort of monster girl would she be?

>>17707700
Hime cuts don't lie.
She would make a great fancy undead.

The almighty pailoli.

>>17707710
But none of the undead in the profiles actually have hime cuts.

>>17707755
Profiles are just a single individual of the species.
When I see hime cuts I think fancy undead and or haughty loli.

>>17707440
What sounds like the better idea.
>Lich X Wight
Or
>Pharaoh X Apophis

>>17707781
Well, I'm sort of biased toward the latter, but really I think the former should get it since there are already a lot of pics with purple snake and samantha says sharing the lewd.

>>17707774
Hime cut makes me think of a serious and easily flustered loli anubis.

>>17707440
>griffon x dragon
>satyros x kiki
>kiki x shog
>nightmare x bicorn
>any combination of the smug squad
>lich x wight
Ones that come to mind when I hear double paizur.

>>17707802
>nightmare x bicorn
That actually sounds interesting.
Might do that or the Lich X wight one.

>>17707781
I think Pharaoh & Anubis would be a good combo

>>17707806
Either is fantastic, nightmare x bicorn has the overly lewd girl and the shy one for a nice contrast while lich x wight is a good mix of kuu and smug high class.

Follow your boner, it's the most important thing when it comes to porn commissions.

>>17707802
Ice Queen and Glacies is also fine

>>17707210
>Have always been a closet bugfag hiding behind ten million fetishes
>Regura keeps releasing all these absolutely delicious bugfus
>MFW all I want to do is bury my face in her navel and kiss the softer exoskeleton where her human part meets insect

Requesting gremlins

>>17707821
I'm gonna go with Lich X wight now. Question is if I should pay 15$ extra for some variations...

MGE 2 confirms the existence of cozy winter pro-monster states where human and snow species spent their time cuddling.

>>17707867
It's good to hear that Wintertown is canon. Could you give us a photo or screenshot of the page? Would be nice to see how KC imagines it.

>>17707861
good choice

>>17707861
One version with no cumshot and one with a cumshot? Up to you, 15% isn't bad for variation costs.

>>17707871
>Could you give us a photo or screenshot of the page?
If someone else doesn't, I'll get you some photos of whatever you want once the sun comes up and I have enough light.

>>17707871
Sorry but I'll leave that task to someone else, so you'll have to take my word for it.

Rather than being a single town it seems to be a bunch of states spread across a large snowy region.
Humans and monster cohabit and help each other.
Even though the Order did reach that region most people disregard their teaching because of how kind and helpful snow monster girls are.
The practiced religions are those of Bacchus and Eros.
Bacchus is popular because of the common practice of drinking to get warmth.
Eros is popular because all snow species share a common appreciation for love, some even dream of having a wedding in an Eros church.
The cities are beautiful with ice statues and such, they're all attractive touristic locations.

>>17707892
>Snow monster girls
>Helpful
>Glacies and Snow Queen exist

>>17707892
Fantastic. I can imagine it already.
>Satyros owning the main food and beverage establishments
>Houris, Cupids and sweater-puppy Succubi maintaining the churches and the registry of marriages
>White Horns assuming public order duties, as well as conducting search and rescue with St Bernards' Kobolds
>Yuki-Onna and Glacies in charge of the public administration, with Ice Queens as mayors or governors
>Yetis and Wendigos living on the fringes poaching men as and when they can
>Selkies in charge of maritime trade and fishing where applicable

>>17707899
Glacies and Ice Queens live in their own place called the Ice Palace that's unreachable by the vast majority of humans.
It does contain some sweet magical items though.

>>17707900
Damn that sounds comfy.
>Selkies in charge of maritime trade and fishing where applicable
I always forget about them. I wonder how many men freak out when they see a naked blond girl swimming in ice water before realizing they are Selkies.

>>17707899
>glacies drains the body heat of a traveller
>he feels incredibly lonely and will take the first girl he sees
>a new couple is born

Guess that counts as helpful

>>17707913
They'd also be diplomats to/for any aquatic towns in the region. I'd imagine that most aquatic MGs would prefer the temperate and tropical regions though. Only whale girls and really thicc CC Krakens would wander the frozen north/south.

Happy monoeye day! How are all you monoeye-lovers going to spend the day with your special ladies?

>>17707913
They are worth a vidit for the sweet magical items.

>>17707927
I'm going to confess to her in the cheesiest way possible.

>>17707922
Now I want a thiCC Kraken in a sweater.

>>17707927
The only good monoeye is a BIG monoeye.

>>17707440
Titania and Demon

>>17707928
The cold air inside the palaces go straight to the souls of adventurers, making them feel so lonely they'll take the nearest Glacies as his waifu and forget all about the magical items there.

If it's a female, she'll join their ranks.

Mono eyes should be bullied for being so flat

>>17707937
Works every time. I didn't make any special plans so it's probably going to be the usual netflix and mating press tonight.

>>17707952
Don't worry anon. I'd just have to build up enought cold resistance to search for the wonderful treasures.

>>17707952
Disregard the joining their ranks bit. She'll become a Succubus instead.

>>17707956
Be sure to tease her even as she's bearing your children.

>>17707955
I was always told that if a boy teases a girl it's because he secretly likes her

>>17707969
No, it's because she's got a BIG, GROSS EYE.
Throwing dirt at the monoeye!
Tossing pocket sand at the monoeye!
Pepper spraying the monoeye!

>>17707969

I wonder how a monoeye would feel if the boy she was interested in lost an eye in an eye in an accident or had one eye all along an was just able conceal the fact until recently.

>>17707993
The panic when that glass eye gets knocked out the first time would be dangerous. All the MGs in that classroom will have their 'protect male' instincts firing on all cylinders, even when they find out it's fake.

>>17707993
How do you conceal the fact that you only have one eye? Does he wear a pirate costume to school every day? Is he an edgy MC that has to always keep one eye closed/wear a seal to contain his power?

>>17708010

>How do you conceal the fact that you only have one eye?

Well fair point. Never mind that then.

Let's be honest here. "Adopted momster" is just another way of saying "sonu's future wife". No childhood friend could compete with those milf bodies.

https://twitter.com/Cyclops_Girls
This artist draws a bunch of cute monoeyes

>>17708028
Well yeah, all adopted sons are really just Hikaru Genji with mamonobama.

>>17707937
https://pastebin.com/8G6psiYy

Monoeyes are underrated.

>>17708028
Well yes. Unless she also has a daughter in which case it may end with bigamy.

>>17708028
Yeah, in most cases adopting a son or daughter is just future husband or wife.

MILFs and DILFs are too strong for the little ones.

>>17708038
Bigamy can be terrifying, though.

>>17708028
Adopted sonus belong to momster as proven by pic related.

>>17708035
That was incredibly cheesy and cute.
Nice work, fa/tg/uy.

>>17708041
As much as I love adoptive parent/child incest, I feel father daughter only works if the daughter is the one who initiates it. Mom-son can go both ways but I think it's still stronger if the girl is the aggressor in the relationship.

>>17708033
>>17708035
most splendid

>>17708028

>No childhood friend could compete with those milf bodies.

But what if they do, somehow?

What if the son doesn't express any sexual or romantic and instead is more interested in a girl he met at school, however unlikely?

>>17707584
i think i remember reading a comic where she mind rapes some guy

>>17708047
I don't know how daughteru fuckers think, but I'm sure most of them would actually hold their desires until the daughteru did anything that made them pop a boner. Then they can just say that she was the one who started it, not him.

>>17708061
Then he gets a brother or one of his friends.

>>17708066
As a daughter dicker, that's kind of how I imagine it would play out. Also I feel a momster would rationalize raping her son as preparing him for his future wife, giving him real life dating experience, etc. while a dad getting tempted by a daughter would rationalize giving in as just maybe a one time thing, or he thinks she'll get bored of him when she finds someone her own age.

>>17708067
Uh, his mom gets one of his friends.

>>17708046
Wasn't the one who wrote. Just been hanging onto it for god knows how long now.

>>17708064
huh I'm not sure why my post was posted with an image, but whatever I'll roll with it.

>>17708067
>>17708070
Well technically he is getting on of his friends if he's going after a childhood friend girl.

>>17708069
>giving in as just maybe a one time thing
We all know how daughteru fuckers work. Once that first pulse goes through it doesn't stop and might even reach his own daughteru.

The momster would raise her son into the perfect husband though, teaching him how to please her instead of any woman.

>>17708064
I want soft mice to snuggle and grope.

You should spend time studying with nerdbird instead of wasting with a no good delinquent hell hound or oni.

>>17708140
I'd rather play with a salamander.

>>17708140
I will! I want to spend an all nighter with a nerdbirb playing video games!

>not living in a peaceful woodland house with a Dark Mage
>not cuddling up to her as we play vidya and go on romantic walks in the evening as the leaves fall around us
>being here instead
I've got alcohol, but it's not exactly a great trade-off.

>>17708153
not wise

>>17708140
you're right ill go tutor jubjubs

>>17708170
My CC office snakes need to be large and thick.

>>17708140
If only nerd bird could help with git guds for writing

owo

>>17708213

What's this?

>>17708213
Cute loli basalisk.
Gonna get her lifting so that she's going to grow up big and buff!

>>17708220
that thing from harry potter what killed people with its stare

>>17708220
All cum

>>17708047
>>17708066
Adopted monster daughterus could probably sense the sexual tension and make the first move, one way or another.

before you really got into monstergirls, what was the thing you were really into?
are is monstergirl the first thing you been a super fan of?

>>17708260
I was really into the idea of some strong warrior woman kidnapping me.
Then I found MGE where that kind of thing is canon and commonplace, so naturally I loved it.

>>17708260
World of Warcraft. Probably why I have an insatiable lust for breaking regal, blue elves into the sluts they were born to be.

>>17708245
Not to mention any loneliness/depression their dad might be feeling too

>>17708245
Yeah. Unless the father is actually trying to be a good parent instead of just trying to get a wife he will be getting that little pussy.

>>17708260
I was actually obsessive over the Final Fantasy series and waifu'd at least one girl from each of the games up to X.
Faris will always be the best, even if she isn't believable as a reverse trap. Even Bartz and Galuf felt funny around "him" in places before the reveal.

>>17708066
>its not my fault I got my daughter pregnant!
>she was asking for it!
Tell it to the judge.

>>17708305
Anon, judge baphomet will be applauding him.

>>17708260
Before this I was hooked on smack and thai ladyboys,mge turned life around once I read those profiles , I realized there was something better to live for. The next day I told pu yang I was moving out and got my life In order.

>>17708260
Yugioh. Kaiba had it figured out with the Blue Eyes White Dragon and Kisara.

>>17708305
You don't need a judge to get a marriage certificate, do you?

>>17708305
>I'm not a lolicon, I swear!

>>17708316
The Waifufaggot all waifufags wish they could be.

>>17707032
Everyone loves fug

>>17708319
Since, my friend, you have revealed your
Deepest fear
I sentence you to be exposed before
Your peers!

>>17707032
Tangrowth. She also likes Mawile

>>17708260
Unironically world mythologies. As well as fiction that explored themes of transhumanism, erotic horror, and Pinnochio tales like Kikaider. Also used to love the shit out of Final Fantasy before they sold out. War of the Lions still remains my all-time favorite and would be a huge influence on anything I were to write involving the Order and the Demon Lord given its real world parallels to the Tudors and the Catholic Church.

>>17708260
MMOs, now instead of spending all my time worrying about minimal stat increases from upgrades I use it on thinking about lewd monsters.

>>17708260
>are is monstergirl the first thing you been a super fan of?
actually yeah, this is pretty much the first time and only time ive ever been part of a fanbase i guess.

>>17708310
Baphomet judges? I bet the tanuki did this.

>>17708365
No, the Sabbath did this.
The tanukis did the tanuki judges.

Tfw no thicc gf

>>17708377
I enjoy thick and muscle in equal measure.

Tallflat vampire with bust insecurity!

>>17708377
That's not thicc, that's landwhale.

I still enjoy the idea of a dark mage running a potion shop with a golem assistant

>>17708377
This >>17708392

Holy shit that girl needs a diet.

Riddle me this:
If a man lifts his daughteru every day of her life as she grows, does that mean that he would eventually be able to lift his wife?

>>17708415
what if the wife lifts you?

>>17708157
Why not? Don't you wanna have a night of fun with a nerd?

>>17708392
>>17708411
Guys! You're gonna hurt her feelings!

It's not her fault she's so thicc, it's her genetics!

>>17708422
I want her to help me make it through University!

>>17708415
Yes.

>>17708140
I'll just play innocent and drop some hints so she forces herself on me.

>>17708260
Eh, I just visit here for lore, when I can find it posted. The mechanics of the various settings capture my attention in a way that simultaneously intrigues and repels me. It's like staring into a world gone mad and trying to make everything make sense in my head.

But to actually answer your questions, lots of things, including but not limited to paleontology, world mythologies, history, tabletop games, and webcomics about tabletop games. Also, RTS's.

Someone post some Troll art.

>>17708260
I really enjoy the idea of being loved, but at this point I can't imagine it happening to me, nor can I trust real women to be faithful.
Having a fantasy setting where girls will absolutely love me without question and will love to love me is a delightful escapist fantasy.
I could manage if it weren't monster girls, so long as whatever it was was sufficiently diverged from reality. I could manage if it was just your average 2d slice-of-life anime but as a series.
Basically, give me something 2d and cute, be it a human or otherwise, and tell me that it likes me.

>>17708443

>>17708435
>>17708271
>>17708272
>>17708295
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>>17708349
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>>17708360
>>17708452
[Furious scribbling noises]

>>17708443
You got to pay the Troll toll, if you want to get into this Troll's hole.

You got to pay the Troll toll, to get in.

>>17708377
>if monstergirls were american
I'm gonna be sick.

>>17708279
>trying
Who knows, he might end up failing at that anyway.

>>17708462
Gonna snuggle that squirrel and give her the morning doughnut and coffee.

>>17708452
hi me

>>17708478
Is that lucky girl a Raiju?

>>17708481

Yup. Not like that's a surprise.

>>17708410
I want to buy clearly overpriced and experimental potions from a selfish Dark Mage while her Golem jiii~s at me.

>>17708488

Her potions would kill you. You can't handle her strongest potions. You better go to seller that sells weaker potions

>>17708495
I'd rather die than buy from one of those flat chested sabbath seller.

>>17708499
I want to sell the sabbath potions that'll increase the appeal of their rears and widen their hips.

Maybe some thigh thickening would be involved as well

>>17708454
>freckles ward off potential predators
more like attracts them, I'm gonna pinch a troll's cheeks without her consent!

>>17707960
>cold resistance
>Yetis mad because they don't need to warm you up
>Yuki-onnas mad because you won't follow their "guidance" through snow storms
>Ice Queens mad because they can't make you depressed or stop you from stealing their precious panties

>>17708519
I'd wear those panties on my head for sure. I could also throw them at my enemies for insane cold damage.
I might be resistance to ice, but if that ice queen gets lewd I might fall for her.

>>17708510
What loli would be your assistant?
A Lich or Witch seems like the most qualified, but a Familiar would cheer you up even in those cold sad rainy days with no customers.

>>17708525
>Ice Queen Dancer has joined your party!

>>17708519
>Wight Horns happy that they have a partner who can handle the cold like they can, and share their intense body heat

>>17708534
First she joins the party, then she joins at the bed! Would enchant fire.

>>17708538
>Wight Horns
>undead White Horns that passed without a husband
>they no longer feel hot when aroused
>all they feel is a cold void
>when they see a man fit to be their husband, they attack him viciously and sexually with their ghost claws just to feel warm again

>>17708532
Either a loli dark mage as an apprentice who has yet to grow up of the familiar.

Also serves as being my adorable test subject!

>>17708538
>Wight horn

Poor girl can't generate heat anymore. The claws are nifty though

>>17708548
>If you climb them they freeze your body and take you away
>You become an undead incubu

>>17708551
It's like trying to hug an unmarried Ice Queen. Except for the undead incubus bit.

>>17708551
Undead incubus is the most comfy sort of incubus. The worst has already happened, and all that's left is a comfortable eternity with your waifu.

>>17708519
MGE2 actually addresses cold resistance.
You become more or less invulnerable to natural cold, but magical cold still affects you by making you want to feel loved. This applies to both snow species and snow incubi.
I'd steal an Ice Queen's panties regardless, they'd give me more than enough love to make up for her coldness.

>>17708377
Cute!

>>17708551
It would be quite a ride if all their hair took on the wight claws strength sapping properties.

You got any cool MGs yet?

>>17708558
All that you need for magical cold is magical cold resistance. Things like heat talismans and a burning passion would get me to an Ice Queen and her panties without a doubt.

>>17708555
>comfy
Eh, even if it's mge, anything that has to do with dying doesn't sound comfortable. But yeah, you'd be spending eternity just trying to get each other hot again.

>>17708564
Makes sense with how she kills you. You climb on her and your strength starts leaving your body, the cold taking its place until you die. Next thing you know she is her mounting you in her cabin.

>>17708549
>Loli Dark Mage has to try all of Anon's perverted potions
>She quickly ends up with Elin proportions and a hyper sensitive butt
Let her sit on your lap when she reads magical books, that's your only way of making up for what you did to her body.

>>17708569
Puns aside White Horn are pretty cool and /fa/

>>17708548
>>17708550
>Wight Horn vs White Horn
There are no mistakes, just happy little accidents.

>>17708591
Of course I would.
It's only right for me to do so, although she better not keep wiggling it while she reads.

Folks would think she wants something indecent.

>>17708488
>dark mage getting annoyed as her golem is putting customers off

>>17708591
I see, so you still have no cool MGs.

Dayum shame.

>>17708564
Sounds like we accidentally created the kelpie monster girl.

>>17708580
Getting your energy drained that way also fills you with pleasure according to the Wight's profile.

>>17708633
It would be a good way to go from living to undead.

>>17708609
>On the subway for a long ride home
>Your loli Dark Mage is reading a tome on polymorph spells
>She keeps wiggling and shuffling around on your lap
>You struggle to hide your arousal
>She suddenly asks you what's that hard thing poking her butt
>Everyone on the train gives you a look
>You can hear a fox complaining about how improper you are
Consequences will never be the same.

>>17708611
She could write some runes into her that force her to smile but then it would be a creepy unnatural smile and that wouldn't change her staring either.

>>17708617
This yeti is pretty cool

>>17708645
Gonna have to give her a good, hard look to see if she's messing with me or is truly innocent.

If its the former, a new potion may need testing.

>>17708639
Wights do that to people attacking her or her husband. If the attacker is female she'd become a zombie and a servant for the Wight.

Apart from that she can sip your energy a bit during sex.

>>17708653
If she was messing with you you better make her drink one of those potions that turn pain to pleasure and then spank her until she loses her ability to speak.

>>17708655
I kinda want to be clawed by an uninterested Wight and thrown at starving Ghouls.

>>17708515
Would you bully your kiki maid if she had freckles by telling her she had dirt on her face?
>you missed a spot, let me get it for you [smooching noises]

>Be alone in a furious blizzard
>You can barely see anything around you
>But then you're able to make out a silhouette in the distance.
>When it's close enough you recognize it being a White Horn.
>"Finally some good news" you think to yourself. Maybe now you can-
>And then something hits you about her. She seems..off. Rather than a warm smile like you expect it's more like a cold piercing stare with nothing but deep emptiness inside her eyes. Like a thousand year stare
>Her skin is pale as pale can be too. Suddenly you're not so sure about her..
>"Y..you.." she mutters, barely audible amidst the howling winds
>Her mouth forms into a twisted smile. You instinctively take a step back out of fear.
>"You look...so warm." She continues but louder than earlier. Her smile and eyes widen even more. Ghostly claws form out of nowhere and seem to cover her normal hands. You think to escape somewhere but she picks up on that and runs towards you, easily outpacing you and hugging you.
>Any chance you had at escape was fruitless the second she had you in her embrace. It truly chills you to the core, rendering you immobile and shivering like crazy.
>"Don't worry..I'll take good care you." She giggles and mutters something else that you can't make out. She places you on her back which somehow is slightly colder than being hugged. With that she makes way back to her home with you in tow.

>>17708686
Oh, it be that along with one that adds a little bit more meat there so that all her current skirts and underwear are too small.

if she's going to embarrass me in public then I can for sure do the same to her.

>>17708690
Now all we need is the orally fixated ghoul wendigos and warmth-addicted zombie yetis.

>>17708690
Undead snow species must give mind shattering cuddles.

>>17708692
>Teary eyed loli Dark Mage constantly readjusting her skirt because it's too smalls and keeps revealing her nopan
She will learn very quickly.
I'm afraid that in this state if she sat on your lap you couldn't help but pop a raging boner against her naked bosom. Do you have a plan to remedy this situation?

>>17708707
>Bosom
I think you meant bottom.

But no, if she's going to act lewd then she's going to look lewd.

That fat bottomed loli is going to have to deal with the stares and 'poking'.

Does your waifu wear her original costume or you choose her clothing?

>>17708738
>original costume
Is she an anime character that only owns one outfit or ten of the same?

Good waifus are normal people with wardrobes.

>>17708558
>Anon stole an Ice Queen's panties
>It melts as you leave the snowy areas of her kingdom

>>17708738
there is nothing better than "forcing" an oni into frilly or casual clothes

>>17708724
You better not do anything that would make an old fox blush.
Fat bottomed can't resist being lewd even if it's against their will.

>>17708748
She crafted them herself with her powerful ice magic it would survive some pretty hot temperatures.

>>17708738
Seeing noble MGs wear casual clothes are a good change of pace.

>>17708758
Oh?
Like hugging her about the hips on those bus/tram rides so I can wrap my arms around her already wide hips and give that overly fat bottom a deep squeeze?

>>17708758
I think it will only melt if the one who took it isn't loved by the Ice Queen. There shouldn't be any problems if you're married to her.

Just don't try to sell it for shekels though. She'll find out.

>>17708769
Ruining your loli Dark Mage's innocence by putting on an indecent show in public transports is the best way to make her your buttslut.

>>17708778
So if you steal a pair of panties and it doesn't melt that means you have a shot at its owner?
I'd run back to her palace wearing nothing but her panties on my face. Her magical cold fueling my love thirsty boner.

>>17708799
>your buttslut
Haha memes

>>17708799
Well, that'll teach her for trying to tease me in public.

If she keeps it up, more extreme measures will be taken.

>>17708799
Maybe the Ice Queen got a taste of your spirit energy when you're stealing her panties. Who knows.

>>17708738
I would love nothing more than making an Atlach-Nacha put on all kinds of cute outfits against her will.

>>17708747
A lot of monster girls are too wild or simply don't care enough to have more than a single outfit.
I don't see many monster girls who would own multiple outfits aside from seductive species who actively use their looks to attract a husband.

hoo

>>17708738
She wears mostly normal clothes but sometimes, especially when at home and if the temperature is high, she only uses her scales to cover her privates.

>>17708849
I have yet to see a single attractive owl girl design.

>>17708855
see
>>17708157

>>17708882
They are cute not attractive. Not enough owl fluff either.

>>17708738
She is naked 24/7 except for a giant wizard hat, and sometimes various lingerie. It would be a daily problem, trying to make her wear clothes.

>>17708738
She wears her robes and hat outside of the house, but you can't chill out in full mage gear, so of course she's going to wear normal clothes around the house.

>>17708855
try looking harder? Plenty of them out there.
http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/2622494?tags=nakamura_regura

>>17708901
I read that as "dairy problems" and now I can't unsee a large stacked Dark Mage walking around naked with her heavy breasts leaking milk.

>>17708907
A Dark Mage in comfy pajamas is a Dark Mage who needs to be impregnated.

>>17708690
>anon blacks out from the cold
>wakes up in a cabin with the wight horn
>it’s rustic, yet cozy, if only the fireplace wasn’t filled with snow
>she’s still hugging him as close as can be
>she’s as still as if she was asleep, but her eyes are still open
>you struggle to get out of her grip but she just clamps tighter and you feel her sip some of your energy every time you do
>she also crys out “no” in a pitiful tone, like that of a child not wanting to let go of their blanket
>although it’s not altogether uncomfortable, you do want to know more about what the hell is going on
>”Excuse me, who are y”
>”shhhhh. just a little more.”
>”But, I need to”
>”shhhhh! i need this.”
>after a while she finally starts to talk but doesn’t let her grip go
>”you know, I used to love the cold. I thought I was used to it and it couldn’t hurt me. I was so warm, I didn’t feel it. But I never shared my warmth with anyone. In the end, my warmth ran out. That’s why i like you, you’re not cold. You’re warm. Please share your warmth.”

>>17708901
Is she a slime?

>>17708916
>A Dark Mage in comfy pajamas is a Dark Mage who needs to be impregnated.
>impregnated
Yeah, I headcanon that bullshit out, thanks.
I imagine my waifu and I feeling happy enough with just each other for now

>>17708922
She is indeed. Slimes get away with murder, being naked all the time with no consequences.
>>17708916
>dairy problem
I wasn't aware big, milk-swollen tiddies could even be a problem.

>>17708931
How does your slime waifu's milk taste like?
Being a sorceress and all she has to know a spell to induce severe lactation.

>>17708921
>”But, I need to”
when I read this I thought anon needs to go to the toilet.

This is a harpy right?

>>17708944
Her milk would taste a lot like Holst milk most days. She's a lazy mage, who just pours store bought milk into her own body for lactation play.
Of course, her own personal fluids taste more like blackberry or grape jelly.

>>17708931
You say that but then you've never had a Dark Mage that's pouting because her tig ol bitties leaked milk on her spell book.

>>17707590
>>17707672
What if you find them attractive and terrifying at the same time?

>>17708978
Fearboners are the best.

>>17708962
Nothing beats lazy mages.
Prone bone her while she enjoys her favorite hobby.

>>17708964
>Spell that is supposed to fertilize the crops now also adds a breast enlarging and lactation side effects to them
It's an endless cycle of big titties and milk.

>>17707590
I hope so.
>want x monstergirl
>heading towards her, keep meeting shit loads of W, Y and Z monstergirls in her usual environment
If they didn't go by this rule, you'll just get dragged off by some shitter you don't really want.
Of course, this depeands on headcanon. Some anons like the danger of this, I personally can think of several girls I'd rather be alone forever than end up with, like Arachnes, Matangoes, any sea monsters, Kobolds and Siths.

>>17708994
Yep.
Even worse if its a 'recurring' spell meant to apply every couple months and keep them stable and it just compounds on her chest.

She'll need to start working quickly if she doesn't want to start outgrowing holsts.

>>17709001
Someone you don't like winning you over through bottomless love is pretty good too, though.

>>17707672
That's true, but it mostly just makes you find the monstrous bits more appealing. It doesn't help that much in cases of complete incompatibility, which is when they won't try to keep you.
But you're still getting raped.

>>17709010
For more people complete incompatibility means 10 species at most, that's why most random encounters would end like the 4-5 MGE doujins we have, with the guy accepting the situation.

>>17709019
That's pretty much correct.

>>17709001
Just grind your shit up and beat the girls if they try to rape you. It's the safest way out.

>>17709008
Nah, not really. If I don't have anything in common with them and don't feel like it then they'd be wasting their time.
An Arachne could be the nicest girl ever and I wouldn't care because Arachne.

>>17709019
>>17709021
I suppose I should mention the caveat for the other end of things though, which is that if you have a specific someone dead set in your mind, fate is on your side.

>>17709024
You have to be pretty strong to beat most monstergirls, anon. My endgame is being a Dark Mage's familiar, I'm hardly going to be a powerful warrior and the way I see it, any magic power I'll end up with will be from whatever ritual links us as mage and familiar

Dark Priests are the fluffiest succubi

I need a premise, any premise.

>>17709019
>with the guy accepting the situation.
There's a shit load of monstergirls I'd happily have a one night stand with, but very few I'd marry.
Unless brainwashing is a thing (KC now says it is not) then they can't force me to stay with them and expect a happy husband from it.

>>17709036
Local shoggoth breaks into the soda factory and takes in large amounts when she hears her husband likes genki and “bubbly” girls

>>17709036
Righteous paladin who swears his allegiance to justice and the law follows tomb raiders into an old pyramid. His dedication and sensibilities impress the newly-awakened pharoah.

>>17709032
You can always learn some magic before hand and use strategy instead of pure strength. Most monster girls are girls of instincts, you would need to be strong to beat one physically but you can depend on other things too.

>>17709036
Thicc clingy Automaton onee-san.

>>17709035
Speakin of Dark Priests, This succubi from Sister Testament really reminds me of them, at least in her adult form design.

So, speaking of 4chan's birthday, what would you do for your waifu's birthday?

>>17709036
A cute tomboy farmgirl and a smug curvy ojou-sama both arrive at their childhood friend's birthday party, but start arguing because they both like him.
When they step outside to settle their differences, neither of them notice the empty Liliraune flower creeping up on them...

>>17709036
Anon gets swooped up by a thieves guild of large mice. Alternatively, anon's house gets infested with dormice.

>>17709061
She gets a nice long birthday spanking!

>>17709050
>Most monster girls are girls of instincts
Not true

>>17709061
Being a monstergirl, she'd probably just want more sex than usual, but I'd try and cook her something she likes.
I terms of presents, fuck knows. A powerful mage can have whatever they want whenever they want, what exactly do you get someone like that, especially when you live in the middle of nowhere?

>>17709061
I'd get her an NTR!

>>17709036
Anon getting his luggage stolen as soon as he gets off the bus. The trail leads him into a building full of CC Succubi

>>17709036
Female knight gets turned into a dragon.

>>17709061
make a copy of her succ contract I signed already some time ago, and tear it apart in front of her.

then pull out the original one and say "it was just a prank sis, chill."

>>17709061
A full day of snuggling, snacks and vidya.

>>17709036
A Salamander who gives no fucks about actual combat and instead wants to be the best videogame warrior in the world.

>>17709036
Gentle maledom with an Oni

>>17709068
Well, maybe the most rapey ones. Still, if she doesn't rape you on sight you could always brush her off and if she tries to use magic you just need some talismans and artifacts to protect you.

>>17709053
What would soft robotics automations look like? (e.g. Baymax)

>>17709098
Like normal Automatons, except their fleshy simulacrum portions are bouncier and softer.

>>17709036
An anon scared of monstergirls is given a talisman by a mage friend that makes him invisible to monsters.
But a powerful Lich can see him, and takes an interest in him. But she knows she has to take it slow and carefully to avoid scaring him off.

>>17709103
>simulacrum
How long have you been waiting to use that word?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLak5i6BJZM

Official Undead Kingdom pub music?

Man MG Pubs would be amazing now that I think about it.

>>17709107
I always use it when educating people on the finer aspects of Automatons.

>>17708738

She has a good number of kimonos she likes and plenty of casual outfits as well.

I do need more art of her in casual clothing

>>17709110
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3rCDAdbUS9w

>>17708758
On that note "perpetual ice" is actually one of the magical item types that adventures infiltrate ice palaces in search of. Its ice that apparently won't thaw even in a volcano.

>>17709089
How would that work? You chain her to the wall and roleplay being the violent Oni thug and the young monk who "punishes" her with strength sapping seals and his dick?

>>17709110
I want to open a dive bar for all the rough and tough monsters to come and drink away their problems. It'd be fun listening to their problems while dodging their attempts to grind my pelvis into dust.

>>17708889
>cute not attractive.
whats the difference?

>>17709110
I'd love to go to an undead kingdom pub, my favourite local one closed down and finding a comfy replacement has been rough.

Would drink ale with a lich who's had one too many and keeps rambling about the merits of human experimentation.

>>17709153
>I want to hug this
vs
>I want to fug this

>>17709168
>I want to fug/hug this

ftfy

>>17709149
How would you react to your patrons starting a running pool to see which girl can melt the Ice King bartender's heart?
For that matter, how would you react to them nicknaming you "The Ice King"?

>Phantom Opera Singer writes a opera for the anon she wants to woo
>Utterly destroyed when anon brings a date because only a loser goes to Opera alone
>She goes on to make another opera specific to making fun of him



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PH-cpqE-efw

>>17709089
Disgusting

>>17709195
Smogmella a cute

>>17709195
Of all the places to be reminded that that game exists, I never thought it'd be in a MG thread

>>17709176
Put another way, it's things that trigger your breeding instinct vs. things that trigger your parenting instinct. At least for those who would actually feel bad trying to fug a child/pet/small cute thing they were taking care of.

>>17709190
With maximum smug of course. A good bartender has to keep his clients interested somehow plus it would make a great running joke for the regulars.

>>17709205
Good games have a tendency to show up everywhere.

>>17709081
>Female X being turned into Y
BEHOLD, THE CREATIVE SINKHOLE

>>17709229
You're right.

Which MG makes the best Turkey Sandwich.

Which MG makes the best grilled cheese.

Which MG makes the best mother fucking steak.

>>17709247
nah those questions aint shit

i got the big MG question. the one that keeps you up at night hours after its been asked:

wich emgee wuld u fug

>>17709036
Here's a scenario from MGE volume 2, a traveling warrior/mercenary ends up staying too long among monsters/mamono realms and becomes an incubus. No longer welcome among Order affiliates, he decides to enlist in the Overlord's army.

Sure he knows he'll likely be seduced, bedded, and wed within a night or two, but at least he'll still get to continue his warrior lifestyle among the Overlord's ranks.

>>17709253
Most of them.

>>17709247
Call me a hippie but I'd still prefer an Alraune chef who cooks the best plant based meals with new ingredients every recipe.
I can already imagine the sparkle in her eyes when she explains all the different plants she put the veggie burger she just cooked.

>>17709259
>2 tailpussies
Is there another manticore somewhere out of frame?

>>17709279
Perhaps she's a mutation? One tailpussy just has to content itself with sucking on the guy's fingers or ear I guess.

>Code vein caracter creation
o boy. Who else is keep to make their vamp waifus?

>>17709264
Wouldn't that be like cannibalism? I wouldn't cook with human meat.

>>17709293
Doubt it. I think an Alraune would love to share her crops.

>>17709162
Perhaps you could recommend a dish for her?

>>17709293
That's not how species work.

>>17709293
She’s a plant and cooking with plants. Would you cook and eat another animal?

>>17709293
no that would be like you cooking animals mate, which is what most of the world already does.

>>17709305
Is that the same Wight who got rekt in Taiko Drum Master?

>>17709305
That's a cute lich, I'd recommend her the best dish on the menu.

>>17709305
Olive Burger on a pretzel bun.

>>17709305
>This is the first time you've got out of the lab in weeks! Just pick whatever you want!
>Jiiiiii~

>>17709305
Could I recommend myself?

>>17709253
Most of them. I wouldn't fuck bugs, spiders, zombies and skeletons. I'd only fuck underwater girls if they came to live with me, so most of them would get a no too.

>>17709305
I want to talk with that wight. Give me the undead mush mentos, I'm going for it.

Kejorou has some great art, but this has to be one of my favorites. It just perfectly speaks to me. That come hither expression, the incredible breasts that you can only partially see, the beautiful eye, the kimono she's in the process of sliding off, and of course the elegant hair. It really paints a picture in the minds eye of a man seeing this when led into her chambers, before she wraps the man up and squeezes countless orgasms from him into her hair, mouth and vagina, holding him in place and pumping him with her hair as he tires. All ensuring he won't want to live without her when the night is done.

>>17709380
I like the one where she's sitting on pond or something. That onw is beautiful.

>>17709369
Healthy people would panic and run for their life when seeing an undead mushroom.

On the other hand, it will become the most appetizing thing ever if you're on the verge of death from whatever reason.

>>17708748
drink the panties

>>17709305
What a nice pub. I'd be a regular.

>>17709386
The mushroom appeals to me because when I saw that wight I had a heart attack.

>>17709305
>She takes too long to decide
>Wight orders for her while she continues staring at the menu
>5 minutes later Lich says she's ready to order
>Wight tells her she already ordered for them both
>Jiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
>Asks Wight what she ordered for her
>Wight says it's a surprise
>JIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
>Food comes out
>Wight gets Spaghetti and Meatballs
>Lich gets a footlong hot dog only mustard

>>17708748
I know what to do. I'd steal the panties and her together.

It's foolproof.

>>17709380
Semi-related, from MGE volume 2, concerning monster girl brothels in Zipangu:

>Nowhere is their monstrous talent more evident than in their widespread pleasure dens, known as "yukaku" in the tongue of Zipangu. Yukaku are districts where monsters can display their devotion not just as fine partners but as ladies of the night who delight their clientele. The close relationship between monsters and humans allows such establishments to be operated openly on a large scale - to the extent that there exist whole towns that are yukaku.

>However, monsters do not work as harlots for money or for sustenance, but purely to obtain a man. When they find one they like, they cease to accept any other customers and, in the blink of an eye, marry him and leave the yukaku - or recede behind the scenes. This often occurs with the very first customer. However, because the yukaku offers so many opportunities for monsters to meet and - moreover - be approached by men, the influx of new recruits feeds the rapid turnover quite well.

>>17709380
so the tl;dr version of this is that you are horny?

>>17709413
More that the art makes me that way.

>>17709409
>This often occurs with the very first customer
I thought so

>>17709409
>I married a FUCKING WHORE!