/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Maids are olev

I want to teach a Wight how to git gud at rhythm games

I love hotdogs!

>>17717357
>"Oh foolish mortal, state your desire an- wait. No. No I don't swing like that, try summoning an Alp they're desperate."
>No! Nononono You've got it all wrong! I want your help!
>"...Quoi?"
>There's this boy I really like, but I have to compete with monstergirls if I want to get him. I mean our class president is a Holstaur with tits like watermelons! How am I supposed to get a boy while I'm still human?
>"So you want me to... make you a Demon?"
>Yes! But becoming a demon's not enough! I want to learn everything about how to be a demon! Please teach me? Pleaaase? I'll hook you up with my big brother! I've got a picture take a look.
>"I don't know, this is kindaaaaaaa... Bordel de merde, is that really your brother?"
>Five years, ace of the swimming team. Still single.
>"You're already on your way Cher étudiant... Do you have more pictures?"

>>17717457
I want a Wight to give me a buttjob while she plays those taiko drums.

>>17717466
No anon, patience.
She'll do all sorts of lewd things to you on the car ride home.

>>17717457
Games are beneath a wight's dignified stature! She has to learn how to be a proper lady!

>>17717482
Who gave that Wight's head maid a computer?

>>17717482
What, she wants to play something boring like chess? Maybe it's for the best to invite her for a game of mario party.

29 Days until Halloween!
Be Alert for Skeletons!

>>17717488
There's nothing wrong with that! And it's the truth!

>>17717502
Chess or other games of strategy are the only ones fit for her!

>>17717502

Anon, no! That can only end poorly.

>>17717507
I'm going to make a smug face and call her old if she keeps playing games for old people.

>>17717509
Anon, yes!

>>17717502
I can see the Wight choking Anon with her claws

>>17717513
>call her old if she keeps playing games for old people.
That's a one way trip to the dungeon, and not the fun one either!

>>17717523
Tickle torture with Wight claws would make any man cum in moments. The energy she drains from that tells her everything too. You body doesn't lie.

>>17717518
>Anon and his Wight ojou-sama girlfriend play Mario Party.
>By the end of it anon's tied to the bed as the Wight uses her spectral claws to choke him while furiously riding his dick.

>>17717457
She only has rythm with dick anon, that cheshire teen from down the lane is going to serve her in that game every time she shows up.

Probably hit on her boyfriend while she's there.

>>17717523
I bet some people here would love to get tortured by a stuffy CC Kikimora.

>>17717540
So what happens when an Anon ends up attracting both a Wight Ojou-sama and a Cheshire delinquent?
Specifically, how long until there's some FFM buttjobs and rough impregnation?

>>17716871
You know those maid cafes for otaku
Think that but with for women
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Host_and_hostess_clubs#Host_clubs

>>17717457
I want to tease a hellhound for being bad at video games

>>17717518
So much for taunting her.

>>17717523
Worth it. I might be in a dungeon but her age won't change.

>>17702033
Shake it up tonight
Shake it up all night
Shake it up tonight
Tell me that you love me
Tell me that you'll stay the night~
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4Qwl_9OoI8

>>17717541
>there are people who wouldn't love this
Pathetic

>>17717534
>20 minutes for stealing my star!
>40 minutes for you making me lose the mini game!
>And ONE HOUR for being so damn lucky!
I bet he can't even walk for a few days after that.

>>17717586

also an extra 2 hours on top of that for the damn shy guy wind up

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6FyoAqxrGv8

>>17717540
I bet the Cheshire would suddenly pop up and tickle anyone who's close to beating her high scores or getting a full combo.

She can't get away with this.

>>17717569
I wish I could be as happy when working out as that fox is.

>>17717607
I wish I could be happy.

>>17717569
Hopefully the Raiju doesn't get too excited and zap everyone there

Cute pic though

>>17717569
I wish you'd draw other monstergirl species as varied as you draw you Succubi and foxes.

>>17717503
friendly reminder that there is a skeleton hiding inside everyone you've ever met.

>>17717615
draw your*

>>17717636
Someone get me a Flayer. I want to unlearn this

Katooloo-chan

>>17717645
hmmmm, not feeling this design.

>>17717636
Joke's on you, my waifu's a slime! She's certifiably 100% skeleton free!

>>17717650
jokes on us both, because I said "everyone you've met"
>tfw no magical Slime gf

>tfw I will never be adopted / sold at the black market to a rich lonely monster girl

>>17717656
Does her jelly tastes like Mountain Dew ?

>>17717661
How would it feel, being raised as her sex toy from a young age?
Would she keep you looking youthful but with a cannon between your legs?

>>17717656
slime girls probably feel great when they're warmed up

>>17717666

I hope not, satan.

>>17717672
It would feel pretty good I best.
I hope not, I don't mind starting as a shota again but I'd rather grow up again. I'm okay with temporary potions though.

>>17717636
>>17717681
I find your lack of devotion disturbing

>>17717681
I bet*

>>17717666
Soda flavors are reserved for carbonated Bubble Slimes. I've always imagined that Slime tastes like green otter pops.
>>17717673
Like a nice hot bath that auto-cleans you. I couldn't resist from leaping straight into a warm Slime girl.

>>17717688
>Like a nice hot bath that auto-cleans you

She could also massage you too.

>>17717688
>somewhere in the vastness of the multiverse, an orange soda flavored Bubble Slime exists.
>Kel can sense it's existence and is working on making a portal to that universe.

>>17717693
Id probably be too busy attempting to massage her.

>>17717681
I meant her giving you eternal youth anon. You'd be more like a teenager in his prime unless you wanted to be a Shota.

>>17717701
Then yes.

>>17717700

How do you massage a slime girl?

>>17717666
I'm sorry sir, but I'm with PepsiCo. We're here to deliver a summons against your wife. She's violating our intellectual property and according to current law we have every right to force her to desist and pay damages for infringement. We'll have another lawyer coming by tomorrow to take initial depositions and a fluid sample as evidence.
We're not inhumane though, if she changes her composition within twenty-four hours to one that is not the intellectual property of PepsiCo we'll happily drop the suit.

If you could live in a world with monstergirls designed by one artist (Regura, Kenkou, Kloah, etc), which one would you choose. They don't need to share the personalities the artist use, just talking about looks

>>17717661
>no mompire to hold you down and talk you through letting her bite you finally.
>tfw scared of needles so id have a hard time sitting still.
>she will never distract me and then quickly sink her fangs into my neck and start to suck.
Normal biting doesn't do it anymore. I need the feelings of fangs breaking skin.

>>17717718
Kenkou

>>17717720
What if she can't contain herself and it ends like this

https://i.imgur.com/hNXIk8V.jpg

>>17717718
Regura. I love the idea of the girls being able to appear more "monsterish" when they are angry. Plus he draws exoskeleton becoming skin so well.

>>17717705
How would it feel then seeing her suck on your dick like she's addicted to it like she does every night?
How would it feel knowing that she spent every single night for over a decade learning every way to pleasure you while making sure your dick was practically bathing in demonic energy to make it perfect for her?

>>17717722
This

>>17717727
Then anon wakes up the next morning to a massive breakfast of blood replenishing foods.

>>17717727
I mean as long as im not dead im fine. I just hope she feels bad so i can tease her a bit before taking the entire day off to rest.

>>17717715
Anon, this post is a cease and desist. The next step would be getting served.

A company can't issue a summons, only a court can do that.

>>17717718
It's so hard to pick, I think the best compromise I can make is KC's setting with the designs reimagined by Regura.

Kneesocks > Scanty.

>>17717718
KC for sure.

>>17717459
Does your hellhound get distracted easily by squirrels?

>>17717743
I'm afraid I'm going to have to take you in for criminally high autism. It's for your own good, citizen.

>>17717718
KC

Hopefully I end up crashing through an Ice Queen's palace

Found you traitors
Fuck you!

>>17717820
(You)

>>17717718
Either mizone or KC.
I think I will have to go with KC but mizone is still damn good.

>>17717820
>Not being a pro-mamono knight and protect your lady's honor

For the Lady!

>>17717820
Here's your (you) ya' eunuch.

>>17717718
KC, there's something so soft and pillowy about all of his designs.Regura uses stronger lines and sharp angles so it feels more "aggressive".

>>17717820
Do a flip faggot.

Oh boy oh boy oh boy.

>>17717718
Give me KC's girls and his setting, minus the Order and make it modern day.

>>17717846
So MGC.

>>17717842
Disgusting man hands are the worst.
I'd rather get a clumsy handjob from a Troll rather than ever be in physical contact with this fox.

>>17717688
Would bubble slime personalities vary based on soda? If so, which is best?

>>17717902
Sprite/7Up/Sierra Mist
Lemon lime is god tier.

>>17717714
It's a lot more difficult than massaging a meatbag. You take fistfuls of her Slime and squish it in your fingers. As the Slime squeezes out of you hand, take notice of the blissful look on the Slimes face. She may also ripple.
>>17717902
Absolutely. Tonic water Bubble Slimes would be most common, and are mostly meek and shy. Coke Slimes are the genki ones, but vary in sweetness depending on if they have real sugar. Mountain Dew/Fruit soda Slimes are mild mannered NEETs who laze around all day in Slime pools.
Do not trust Pibb Slimes.

>>17717914
That Tanuki needs to stop stealing from her supplier. She needs to realize that, even if she uses their grapes and changes to look like them, she will never beat Satyros-made wine. Just buy a bottle from them like normal.

>>17717914
MGE2 revealed that Bacchus is the most based god and cemented the greatness of Satyros.
Do young Satyros drink? I could see them casually incorporating wine in their diet, but not actively drinking large quantities of it.

>>17717940

Massaging a slime sounds kinda fun.

I bet it'd tickle a little to be hugged by a soda bubble slimes.

>>17717949
They would probably drink a fair bit, Bacchus wine has none of the negative effects that real wine does so drinking from a young age and being taught to respect wine would do them a world of good.

>>17717940
>Tonic water Bubble Slimes
Are for bullying

>>17717966
No, tonic water bubble slimes are for threesomes with alcohol bubble slimes.

>>17717966
>tonic water slime
They're for getting a mouth full of gin and doing tongue kisses with.

>>17717636
>>17717503
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTgFtxHhCQ0

>>17717949
>that Bacchus is the most based god
Meanwhile, Hel has domain over the best types of Spirit/Demon Realms in MGEland. Then again, I wouldn't doubt that Undead Kingdoms have Bacchanal sects that serve Estus-esque alcohol.

>>17717991
Would you want to make that Lich squeal by giving her an alcohol infused kiss while fucking her and molesting her Phylactery with your free hand?

>>17718009
I'm not into alcohol so I can't say for sure.

>>17717991
Bacchus and Hel likely get along, the info mentions that Bacchus goes drinking with a lot of the other gods so an Undead worshipping both would have no real conflict.

>>17717732
Anon pls stop, It's not the time for boners

>>17717977
>>17717983
Gonna dump cola into her so she tastes like something!

>>17718020
But anon, you need to imagine her calm motherly appearance crumbling every night as she throws you onto her bed and rapes you just like she did the first night she had you when you were young. You were screaming that night but now it's you who makes her scream.

>Going after thot monster girls
>Not achieving wizardhood and ultimate power
I hope you nerds aren't doing this

>>17718033

But i'm going to become a wizard next year.

>>17718033
I'd rather be powerless and loved than powerful and lonely.

>>17717991
>>17718013
>Bacchus drinking with Hel, she's clearly on the ropes about downing the divine grape nectar
"But... I can't taste it."
>The God of Wine just smiling wide, her nose and cheeks going rose red as she lets out a loud, mirthful belly laugh
>Hel's eyes fixated on those massive mammaries jiggling
"Nonsense! At least part of you is alive my little cousin! Now, to celebrate your cherry being popped, in a certain sense, a feast! A party! A Bacchanal!"
>Anon's face when he sees a massive party and orgy happening at once with a colossal feast of delectable foods, Satyros spreading the good word
>As well as Hel and Bacchus drunkenly teasing some poor sap about who's chest felt better while getting increasingly more and more shitfaced

>>17718009
>lich is usually dominant and sees you as a "test subject" in bed
>never drank as a human and has had no time away from her research to party as a monster
>one day insist she takes some time away from her work and treat her to some alcohol
>she ends up going way overboard due to not knowing her limits and you encouraging her by filling up her glass
>ends up so out of it you have to princess carry her over to the bed
>temptation to get some payback overcomes you so you end up prone boning her while her head is spinning from the alcohol and she's too shitfaced to cast a bondage spell
The kuudere death stares the next morning would be worth it.

>>17718044
Lolis shouldn't be drinking.

>>17718044
Just imagine being the poor sap who's getting hit on by two goddesses.
>On one hand, Hel.
>Slender, a delicate flat chest, wide hips, squishy thighs and the skilled fingers of a seamstress.
>On the other hand, Bacchus.
>Soft, with an hourglass figure, complete with fat ass and the third biggest set of tits in the pantheon.
>Sex with Hel is slow and methodical, giving her partner a restful pleasure.
>Sex with Bacchus is fast and wild, and she'll have you screaming her name long before the end.
>They can be convinced to have a threesome.
How many demi-gods would you have impregnated them with by the next morning anon?

>>17718047
>Implying she wouldn't blush and produce some rope while shyly asking you to tie her up and do that again that night.
Apply yourself anon.

>>17718048
>Hel
>A Loli
Hilarious anon. Hel's a tall pettanko at least.

>>17718043
>ends up powerless and lonely.

>>17718068
>Apply yourself anon.
After the death glares of course, poor girl would be embarrassed.

I just want a pudgy, himedere medusa.

Is that too much to ask for?

>>17718060
>Sex with Bacchus
>Anything that isn't wildly deviant

>>17717718
KC in the streets, Hirame in the sheets

>>17717830
>deleted

what is happening

>>17718101
Bacchus probably gives head like a champion.
Probably looks like a more divine version of her Satyros followers.

>>17717636

>>17718140
I want a big, strong satyros to drink with.

Her having an ample bosom to go with it would be even better.

>>17717636
Reminder that unless a necromancer animates the skeleton there is nothing to fear.

>>17718152
Wonderful. Now make her dark and slimy and she's the perfect woman.

>>17718152
>no Dark Mage to perform perverted rituals with on All Hallows Eve
Would Halloween be a romantic time to the spookier girls, or would they see it as annoying or offensive with all the human girls dressing like them?

>>17717636
>Tthe skeleton wars would be a thing in MGE
>It would just be a shit ton of skeleton girls going around and raping the fuckbois (aka single guys)
Interesting...

>>17718163
Halloween is when the wall between our world and theirs is the thinnest. You can bet that Undead would be extra lewd at the very least. It would probably be less romantic, and more eccentric.

>>17718168
SKELETON WARRIORS

>>17718163
monstergirls arn't immune to fun anon

owo

cute snake

>>17718189
No, it's slug time.

>>17718186
Yeah, just look at >>17717569 .

>>17718204
Why are anons so obsessed over the shitty slug? Is it becuse she was the first thing KC posted in months? I'm genuinely curious because they look terrible.

>>17718212
She's one of the softest girls and an airhead.

>>17718212
>gentle and friendly
>accidental rapists
>exotic skin color
>onee-san personified
>have a useless moe appeal with their sense of direction
>hair over her eyes gives her some mystery
>!
There's a lot to like.It's not just anons either, nips on twitter really like them.

>>17718212
Binky's facts and opinions

>Psst, wanna see the Pharaoh become a mere maid?

>>17718249
Whatever you want, sugarpie!

>>17718229
>>17718204
>!
Between these and Anubis, what are they even surprised about?

>>17718253
>tfw no southern belle Will o Wisp who uses affectionate pet names.

>>17718249
Gee, I don't know. That sound evil.
Let's do it

>>17718255
Being surprised!

>>17717464
>French demon
Muh

>>17718212

Obsessed is putting it a bit strongly. New MGs get plenty of attention for awhile before fading into obscurity

>>17718261
Oh no you don't, I understood that reference.

>>17717991
>Meanwhile, Hel has domain over the best types of Spirit/Demon Realms in MGEland.
But Hel doesn't have dominion over Wonderland

>>17718315
He said best, not worst.

>>17718315
I don't recall Wonderland having a rad gothic aesthetic.

>>17718318
Wonderland has Wocks though

>>17718315
I want to tell a hatter that I heat my tea in a microwave.

I'm at a loss as to what Zipangu girl to write. None of them really jump out at me.

>>17718330

Akaname

>>17718267
Just imagine how cute she'd be when she gets introduced to you.

>>17718332
This. She literally jumps you in the bathroom.

>>17718330
Oomukade. Give one a story that isn't a stinky meme or dies due to the writer's ego.

>>17718344

or near a gym so she can lick the sweat off of you

>>17718345
Or, write one about a stinkypede and have a bit ego over it. Combine the two and fucking own it.

>>17718330
Nureonago

>>17718355
All dolled up for hubby!

>>17718356
>hubby
Are you a forty year old woman?

>>17718355

Thats why you never let your Ochi see you ogling at Minotaurs and Jinkos.

>>17718355
My dick, that's the perfect girl for gentle cowgirl right there.

>>17718371
So swole she grew skin back

>>17718371
Incorrect, I think that's why I DO let her catch me doing that.

>>17718377
According to KC thats how she usually is. Her skeletal arm is a powered-up form.

>>17718371
You madman, you actually went through with the commission

Glad you did, she looks fantastic..

>>17718386
And thats only the sketch, the final is yet to be done and after thats done there are 2 scenes left.

>>17718371
>>17718391
Muscle Ochi is love, youre good

>>17718391
I remember you saying about the other scenes, looking forward to them.

>>17718371
The broad shoulders kinda soil it.

>>17718396
Yeah, just not going to repeat what are they about because I presume a pleasant surprise is better. If you care enough ut should be buried in the past threads though.

>>17718403
I'm hype.
How would you like your Ochi waifu to act around you?

Is there a more pampered and secure lifestyle than a marriage to both a Nureonago and an Ochimusha?
They'd both be so servile to you.

>>17718412
the Kiki 'n Shog life might be a contender.

>>17718422
For all the fun that can come from the idea of a Kiki Shog rivalry, imaging them working in harmony with each other is very, very comfy.
Imagine the quiet nights in the study with one flanking each side of you to listen to your every whim.

>>17718325
That’s okay anon. Sometimes she uses a microwave too! Although, the macrowave yields a much more immersive tea drinking experience.

>>17718448
oh no not again

>nervous zombie on her first date literally falling apart

>>17718458
She should have sewed herself together tighter! Dumb corpse!

>>17718458
I'd smile and give her a hand.

>>17718454
The macrowave provides a truly splendid tea drinking experience. Care to try some?

>>17718448
>Macrowaves
Please, those are such low energy.
If you're gonna use electromagnetic waves to heat up a cup of tea, then you might as well go all in and blast it with a laser for maximum energy transfer.
You may or may not have a cup afterwards, but the tea will be hot.

>>17718412
I'd trade the Neuro for a kiki.

You can put more meat on the kiki to be a counterpoint to the muscle of the ochi.'

>>17718448
You lost me.

>>17718467
Mine's hot already! Care to try some?

>>17718458
>There's no need to go to pieces over this, love.
>Of corpse I still like you!
>You've only had two drinks and you're already legless!
>The date's only just started, and you've already given me head?
>Looks like Zombies are mostly 'armless after all!

>>17718410
I want her to be respectful and dominant. Respectfully listening her Aruji-Dono (me) but having no problem in KOing me and dragging me away if I place myself (or insist in placing myself) in a dangerous situation. Also will blush and stutter like a helpless teen girl when I tease her and get overjoyed and dere dere when we have a romantic moment.

>>17718487
Pun lovin' cats must love you.

Are you home alone? Did you remember to lock your door?

>>17718487
i dont get the last two

>>17718495
I don't know what "this" means!

>>17718507
Not really. Looks like the stalker didn't see my waifu

>>17718507
I always do, for the most part.
Unless I'm working late on assignments, in which case I wouldn't even be home for the night. Man, would she be disappointed.

>>17718514
It means she wants to eat

>>17718510
Blowjobs and (h)armless

>>17718379
Would you feel safe in her arms?

>>17718532
I feel safe normally, I just want to enjoy the muscle.

>>17718371
Fuck! Literall fuck! Who is the artist? Its amazing, can't decide whos hotter if her or Jinko!

>>17718540
You better hope she doesn't ask you to inspect her body close by and ask you if you have any objections.

>>17718344
>>17718349
>Wanting a short with the most disgusting MG next to Matango

>>17718551
Anon, that's all i'm asking for.

>>17718330
Ittan-momen.

>>17718330
make a monster up

>>17718330
Kobe Ojou Holstaur.

>>17718554
>most disgusting MG next to Matango
>not alp
Well I found the faggot.

>>17718582
>matango alps

>>17718589
>" I ran into a Matangalp one day when I was deployed in the Horror Zone. "
" The Horror Zone? What's that, grandpa? "
> " It's exactly what it sounds like, you little git. It's where the worst of the worst go to hide away. Nowhere else will take them. It's actually called Detroit, but the Horror Zone is more commonly used. "
" What's a Matangalp anyway? "
> " Oh, it's horrible. It's like an Alp, except it's rooted in place. Spreads the gay like spores. One minute you've got stuffy sinuses, the next you're stuffing your asshole. I had to wear a hazardous environment mask my entire tour. They're commonly mistaken for topiary. "
" What a horrible monster. "
> " I know, right? Well, they do have one redeeming quality. If you've got safe gear on, you can pick some delightful fruit off of their branches. Suits them right. "

>>17718589
>>17718614
>two cancerous species in one

>>17718507
All entryways are locked.

>>17718568
Gashadokuro as a monster girl. There, nerd.

>>17718641
There's absolutely no way in?
Then there's no way out either

>>17718645
Are you implying that I can't keep her out because she is already here?

Because if so, I'll have to ask if she plays pool.

>>17718589
Is such raw degeneracy and cancer even possible?

>>17718656
basically imagine last of us, where all your male friends and family get alped.

>>17718665
Looks like she's about to lose her head over something.

>>17718371
Can Ochimushas reall get that fit?

>>17718679
Any mge girl can. The power of the incubus bodytype alteration process!

>>17718665
what a dumb looking hat!

>>17718589
>>17718661
IT MUST ALL BURN. EVERY INCH OF IT MUST BURN.

For some reason I've had the idea of a trio of Cheshire sisters dressed as police officers playing a cover of the song "Dream Police" but instead it's "Meme Police". This idea has made me (a 35 year old man) giggle all day.

>>17718665
>better giant mermaid

You aren't still scared of the sea right anon?

All the girls down there are pure, like a PUR water filter that can remove 99% of contaminants from your water, on sale for a paltry 19.99 at ABTanuki.

>>17718687
Strongfat ochi here I come!

>>17718707
She's yours! Just don't keep her waiting too long or when you finally sleep with her she'll practically crush you with excitement!

>>17718702
I'm very scared and I like it

>>17718702
I can't even play Subnautica without getting my thalassophobia triggered.

>>17718702
Who would be scared of the ocean when dorky looking mermaids like that are in it?

>>17718715
But anon, I want to wake up with her resting atop me.

Dark Mage + Kraken

Finished! Jabberwock dressed as the Arbalist class from Etrian Odyssey III, done by Nav!

>>17718736
i'm ok with this

>>17718687
Yeah but this one looks even more muscular than a Jinko. I would love it if she can though. I just think going beyond even a muscular race MG might be beyond the capability of incubus alteration.

>>17718740
I bet Nav was very happy to strut his EO stuff.

>>17718740
Big, Meaty, Wocks

>>17718740
>tfw nearly forgot OKTOOOOBAAAAAHHHFFESSSTTTT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6gg7L_JOmcA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6gg7L_JOmcA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6gg7L_JOmcA

>>17718766
What is it about centaurs that make them seem so good as a medic class?

>>17718781
Huge bodies able to transport copious amounts of medicine. That and Chiron from Greek mythologies was a well-known healer and practicer of medicine.

>>17718781
They can carry you and even more supplies due to their large size.

Also, Unicorns.

>>17718702
When I was a kid in Florida i use to jump into the ocean at night and pretend a shark was trying to get me. I want to do that now as a adult but a mershark is waiting in the waters.

>>17718766
>Oktoberfest in Germany started Sept 16
>Ended October 3rd

The fuck Germany?

>>17718840
Speaking of, does anyone have that gator-chan screenshot from a couple of months ago?

>>17718888
https://pastebin.com/qZ76YnYL

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember to help your lizards through the coming winter, they really aren't built for it outside hibernation.

>>17718933
what about all the other cold blooded waifu's?

>>17718936
You could snuggle up with them too.

Warm blankets, heat, and hot drinks would do a lot, outside the obvious cuddling.

>>17718933

Reminder that mamono kingdoms are full on matriarchies.

>>17718947
Well yeah, when they can only realistically have female airs.

>>17718951
Not to mention in general men wind up being WAY more valuable.

>>17718947
Yes and?

>>17718917
Best cuddler this side of the bayou right there.

Alright, Anons, the last song you listened to is the one that plays at you and your waifu's wedding.

>>17718974
>Rex Duodecim Angelus

HOW DID SHE FIND OUT

>>17718974
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dO-nvUqqPuo

I'd say it works well there.

>>17718974
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTqw5luOdXE
I dig it.

>>17718917
That whole day was filled with great thic ol gator girl discussion
Now THAT's a girl that's got Thicc and knows how to use it

>>17718974
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxJUofyxfyw
FUG. It would hopefully be a badass wedding.

>>17718974
I was listening to martial industrial so, better not.

>>17718933
Winter is the only time when dragons are fine calling themselves lizard just so they can cuddle extra hard.

>>17718974
Am I marrying a cheshire?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tr3RUHuS_Lk

>>17718974
I'm not letting a track from a fucking anime ost be played at my wedding.

I want to make babies with a zombie samurai.

>>17718998
>E-celeb trash

>>17718985
100% wife material.

Would eat her homemade gumbo.

>>17718994
But they're hot blooded or immune to the cold.

Are they just using it for the purposes of sneaking extra comfy time?

>>17719023
>Would eat her homemade gumbo
You know half the cajun spices she puts in are aphrodisiacs and demon realm stuff, right?
She's gonna be licking her lips as you start sweating both from the heat of the dish and the heat in your loins.
Then she gon' drag you unda, boi

>>17719036
Worth it.
I love the heat and I'd love the heat of a big old lizard on me.

>>17719036
>tfw you will never experience her famous death spin

>>17719037
She's got some great motion in the ocean too. Riding her, or rather, her riding you while moaning and smiling like a voodoo possessed woman would be perfect.
I bet she has a cool eerie Halloween costume too.
>>17719040
>Have worked it out with her that she has to tell you when she's about to do it so you can hold your breath and mentally prepare
A wild time, but damn if it ain't the best sex of your life.

Wan punch wan

>>17717451
https://e-hentai.org/g/1120310/94ea75a5d2/
Isekai 101

>Spawn in World
>Rape Lilim
>???
>Profit

>>17718507
>>17718933
Let me in Anon!
It's so cold out here!

>>17719055
>rape Lilim
My sides

>>17719023
That they are. When your dragon gets too comfy around you and you spoil her a bit things like that show up. They can even use her fire breath to heat up but would rather spend the whole day cuddling their husband.
Makes dragons even cuter.

>>17718974
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QkT7UHvLQ18
I doubt she'd be okay with that.

>>17719060
You can do it..

All Lilims exist within to create and maintain realms shaped by and devoted to hentai logic. And hentai logis says that it's perfectly possible, specially if you're faceless, smelly and rapey enough.

>>17719076
MY
SIDES

Also those faggots don't exist there

>>17719055
>Rape Lilim
That's just like those fights in my annymays where the dude thinks he's kicking ass but then snaps back to reality to find that it was all a death induced dream as his head rolls away from his body.

>>17719019
Alright now, /v/ crossposter.

>>17719080
A beelzebub would love a faceless fat old man.

>>17719055
What if the princess carry had the same effect on a monstergirl as grabbing the scruff of a cat's neck?

>>17719076
I bet those claws would feel amazing on my back

>>17718974
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BoNDM-0PMjM

Well, it'll work for the reception at least.
And it's not something that'll kill me out of embarrassment.

I want to cook bbq in front of a bunch of hungry monsters!

>>17719086
>What if
It's not?

That's like common sense in MGE, really.
The question is what is your waifu's size and your strength.

>>17719091
Should I get this vidya?

>>17719055
>Spawn in MG World.
>Go on some hair-brained misadventure to defeat the Demon Lord because that bitch stole your car.
>???
>PROFIT.

>>17719099
>Alas! You've come, 'Hero'! Lets us see how your saintly powers deal against my Demonic Ma-
YOU BITCH! WHERE'S MY CAR?!
>Wh-Wha-
YOU HEARD ME, YOU PURPLE-SKINNED HAUGHTY THOT!
WHERE'S MY FUCKING CAR?!

>>17719096
It's fun, gorgeous, challenging, and reasonably priced for a change. Plenty of replay value if you're a masochist, too.
Bear in mind that the game is essentially a giant-sized Metal Slug boss rush, so think if that's something you'd enjoy before checking it out.

>>17719107
>when it's finally pointed out, anon notices a small number of scratches on the paint job

>>17718974
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_unV0UPGUY

Hardcore. Hope it's a redcap.

>>17718743
Ochimushas ARE muscle girls, in fact unlike the Jinko and Minotaur the profile outright states it. It is just that unlike the Mino and Jinko who are all very muscular, Ochis can range from slightly fit like the profile to extremely muscular. Ochimushas not only have the mamono mana body alteration all MGs have, on top of that they literally regenerate a new body each time they heal and we are flatout told the new body is stronger and more beautiful than the previous one and on top of that we are also told Ochis constantly train. So in fact, so far they are the best MG for muscle building depending on what level of muscle their husbands want. So yeah, I can easily see an Ochi surpassing Jinkos and Minotaurs in muscle.

>>17718980
Which troll wud u fug?

>>17718974
>Daffy Duck
Not very fitting.

>>17719107
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW -HARD- IT IS TO FIND A '77 TRANSAM IN THAT KIND OF CONDITION!?
>I... I... wait, wha-?
I HAD TWO PAYMENTS LEFT! TWO! FUCKING! PAYMENTS!

>>17719099
>tfw your car was across the road the whole time

>>17719093
>Invite your friends over for a barbecue
>They say that they can make it
>Buy all the necessary stuff
>At the last minute they bail, saying something came up
>You have a bunch of burgers you don't want to let go to waste
>You decide you'll at least make yourself some
>Not long after, you see an unfamiliar face peering at you from over the fence
>It's your new neighbor
>A Hellhound office lady
>You ask her if she wants to join, saying that you have more food than you can handle
>She grabs a case of beer from her fridge and comes over
>She's really good with the barbecue
>Somehow manages to make her burgers taste better than yours
>You both drink and eat
>Before long you're both tipsy
>She remarks that you have some meat juices on your face
>Your drunk ass tries to wipe it off but only ends up smearing it
>She leans in, saying she'll get it
>She delicately licks your cheek, her tongue slowly making its way to your lips
>She comments that you taste really good
>Shoves her tongue into your mouth, aggressively making out with you
>You start scratching her ears
>She starts to gently nibble your tongue and lips
>You whisper to her that your couch is really comfy
>She throws you over her shoulder and runs inside your house
>She throws you down on your couch, shreds her and your own clothes off
>Rides you long into the night
>You need a new couch

>>17719120
Now, now, I simply cannot tell you that.

>>17719113
>Demon Lord's face goes from purple to pale awfully quick as Anon finds a certain wet residue on his nice leather seats.

>Destruction of a classic car by some dumb bimbo
Somewhere a mechanubis sheds a tear but does not know why.

>>17718974
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TuQNNpTYf-E

I don't speak Finnish so I can't comment on the lyrics. A heavy metal wedding would be perfect for a Hellhound or other demonic girl.

>>17719148
OMAE WA MOE SHINDEIRU

>>17718974
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9FzVhw8_bY
Don't think it'll be a good marriage.

>>17719148
>YOU BROKE THE INGITION!?

>>17718974
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8UA1sZGKkQ

Hmm. I don't know about this one.

>>17719165
NANI?

>>17719055
>Rape lilim
Do not bully the lilim

I wonder what can of first dates monsters would prefer in modern day. I picture drive ins making a resurgence just for the stereotype of them being spots for sex.

>>17719194
It's ok. They're into it.

>>17719187
>>17719165
>>17719148
>>17719113
>>17719099
>She suggests she makes it up to you with sex.
What then?

>>17719203
Sex isn't replacing that ignition, anon.

>>17719194
I'm gonna bully the lilim by patting her head while she tries to make plans with her generals!

>>17719099
Replace Car with Lawn Gnomes

>>17719195
you mean leave the house??

Battle Cattle

Can I have a hand sanitizer slimegirl?

is that a thing?

>>17719217
Why is that mutant harlot handling an inquisitorial poweraxe and boltergun?
Is she a demon? Why is she half-wearing a Sistser's armor?

>>17719229
Another maid to rival Kiki and Shog?

>>17719229
Well, there are industrially-bottled slimes.

>>17719203
>Demon Lord meekly suggests this as Anon is losing his shit.
>Anon doesn't even register it as he pops open the hood and finds the engine brackets nearly sheared off.

>>17719209
BEWEGE DICH NICHT!

>>17719229
That's basically what Bubble Slimes are once you take them somewhere cleaner.

>>17719247
Was talking more along the lines of Old Man Henderson, older human who is a cranky war vet with a trigger finger has his lawn gnomes ported away from his home and he jumps into a portal to try and get back his stolen property, all the while pulling crazy shit.

>Spawn in world
>Rape elf
>Elves come out from the bushes for their turn
>More elves are attracted by the noise
>Grow tired
>Elves who haven't had a turn yet start getting pushy
>Can't maintain dominance
>Raped by elves
>????
>Village Husband

>>17719145
Must be worst girl Vriska then.

>>17719256
Should had used performance-enhancing drugs like all winners do.

>>17719256
Everyone knows all elves want human dicks. They can't go one day without Vitamin H once they get a taste of it.

>>17718974
>Mega Man 2 soundtrack metal version
Holy shit this is going to be a great wedding. I can't believe how cool my wife is.

>>17718984
Dad?
Mom wouldn't like you being in this thread

>>17718974
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5CPbg9ljE4M


Huh. Well would you look at that.

>>17719115
>melvins at the wedding
Hope you and boogeywoman have a good honeymoon

>>17719297
Oh come on anon, I'm almost 24. I just enjoy dad rock.

>>17718974
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sC-55ZEmoKs

I assume this means everyone dies and it's my fault. Sorry waifu. Sorry guys.

Monster childs a cute

I wanna P E T that squid

>>17719331
Gotta pet them a bit lower.

>>17719337
Thats sexual harrasment, Anon.

>>17719341
Not if it's consensual.

>>17719328
Do you think the other girls poke a kraken's tentacles in elementary school and tease her for being all squishy?

>>17719328
Those tentacles are THICC.

>>17719344
T-Thats not a kid Anon. Thats a SQUID.

>>17719347
Yes. Specially in her chest. They tease her for being weird and having those weird lumps like a granny, and it makes her feel bad and sad.

>>17719254
>>17719244
>>17719237
I want an antibacterial slimegirl who makes you sting if you have a cut

>>17719375
If you were in KCland those cuts would only make you feel aroused and not pain you at all.

But I actually like the pain.

It is a good pain.

>>17719363
It's alright, Pally-nii-san will always find a way to cheer them up.

>>17719328
>>17719331
>Future rapist

>>17719331
>>17719328
Cute as fuck. Cute enough to be wife material.

>>17719421
Not if shes raised well, Anon. Not if shes raised well.

>>17718249
How about we make her our personal sex slave instead?

Tell us about your waifu's body anon. How are her proportions and how does she carry herself?

>>17719375

What if she took an interest in medicine when she was young and then grew up to be a doctor?

I bet slime girls as a whole find the idea of people having bones, organs, muscles, etc to be curious. They'd probably have some difficulty walking around on two feet as well if they hadn't already been doing it.

>>17719443
I-I don't really know... The russians I contacted for my Waifu didn't say much about it, but they said she would fit my preferences to the letter, yet they didn't made me sign or write anything about it...

Maybe this mail bride thing what a bad idea.

>>17719443
Subdued, well contained and suave, yet secretly packing some huge sporesacs and rumpus ruckus!

>>17719457
No worry, tovarich! Mother Russia only provides finest woman!

Pouty wights

>>17719464
Inb4 old Domovoi 'Babushka' on my door to tell me old folks tales and stories of russian under communism and feed me food.

>>17719477
Nyet, nyet, nyet, no Domovoi for good friend of Balalaika. Only hardest Jinko or softest Kikimora.

>>17719466
How did this Oujo die to be preserved undead in such a lithe body?

>>17719466
Is she mad because she's a little beanpole?

>>17719483
I want wise beyond her youth Protokiki who is of having soft, comforting body but is disguising strong muscle underneath from of surviving harsh old country
I am of wanting her to be at first glance stern but is actually most warm and wishing for best kiki in existence
On the quiet days, I am of wantings us to hold each other in the dark and not point out each other's crying eyes as we hold and never be of letting go

>>17719328
>>17719331
>>17719466
Where are these coming from? I love the art style and want more.

>>17719457
>anon gets big Siberian Jinko waifu
>"Uh, you're not exactly my ideal girl."
>"Do not being worried. After few rounds, I will be."
>anon gets snu-snu'd all night

>>17719490
You are of wanting softest and hardest Kiki? Da, we can do.

>>17719443
Well, she's short and very slightly pudgy especially around her stomach, she's maybe right on the border of being a shortstack but not quite. She does have a nice round bubbly butt and some big soft breasts though, but said assets are not usually on any sort of display when she's out in public.

She usually wears fairly modest clothes and has shy, timid posture in public, but at the same time she always dresses sharp and fashionable, whether in dresses, blouses and skirts, or even the occasional sexy business suit. She can be rather self-conscious when strangers are around, but dressing well helps her feel at least a little more confident. She puts too much pressure on herself to succeed as she is from a common and somewhat plain monstergirl species and it'd likely show in her attitude and demeanor in public, but I find it incredibly endearing and of course I'd love her regardless of her success.

In private though, she'd be completely relaxed around me and our daughteru, she'd wear loose and/or low-cut tops during most of her casual home time because she knows how important ease of access to her beautiful chest is to me and our daughteru.

>>17719491
Sookmo.
https://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=5837503
Sookmo

>>17719500
Shh, shh.
No bad people anymore.
No bad times.
Good times now.

>>17719491
http://mgewiki.com/w/Special:NewFiles

>>17719506
Thanks anon!

>Hey everygal, we're all gonna get laid!

>>17719504
Y'know, sometimes I wish I was autistically devoted enough to write out great long paragraphs about my waifu every time a question gets posted in the thread.

i wanna get kabedon like this by a delinquent monstergirl

>>17719537
Try not to look down.

Uh-oh anon! Remember when your friend asked you to back him on a tiny loan? Of course you don't, it was ages ago. But unfortunately for you, he's disappeared and now the debt falls on you! What's worse is that the interest has been 60% a month, and now you can't possibly hope to pay it off!
Good thing the Tanuki Group is kind as is giving you the chance to clear that debt by participating on a weekend gambling cruise aboard the ship Espoir-Faux. This is your last chance to avoid a lifetime of getting TAILED to pay your astronomical debts off, so don't screw it up!

>>17719527
It's a labor of love anon.

>>17719549
I don't trust it, I think I'm TAILED no matter what I do.

>>17719556
Whaddya want for your birthday KDF?

>>17719565
I mean, my waifu showing up and taking me away would be nice.

>>17719558
This is what's wrong with your generation. The Danuki Zaibatsu is offering you a lifeline and you'd rather drown than risk some rope burn from grabbing it. You deserve Faceless Old CCs.
>>17719571
I can't arrange that I'm just a shitty writefag.

>>17719549
I'm not so stupid as to co-sign on such a shitty loan.

>>17719549
Anon, how did you know I just finished watching that anime?

And I don't feel like I have much choice here, so I guess I ought to do it. I do like manticores though, they're beautiful creatures. The predatory looks in their eyes are particularly alluring.

>>17719572
>I can't arrange that I'm just a shitty writefag.
I don't expect you to if it's not within your power anon. I'm terrible at getting gifts though, just the thoughtfulness goes a long way.

>>17719574
I knew it because I just got into it this week due to that one nerd on youtube making a video saying why you should watch it.
The premise could actually work really well with Monster Girls since all the losers would end up with some fun times.

One day left anon.

>>17719591
But I've got stuff I want coming out on the 17th.

>>17719591
>waifus could be here within 24 hours
I'm pretty sure this sort of hope is unhealthy.

>>17719601
Is it more important than your ultimate waifu though? If you ask me there isn't much that I wouldn't sacrifice for mine. There isn't much at all.

>>17719610
But muh Hellboy and Thor though! Oh well. I'm sure she'd help me get that stuff for free using her elite raiding skills anyway.
Ever seen a Dragon with a shelf of comics in her hoard? One that's not a little kid?

What is it about living in a secluded place with monster girls that makes it sound so comfy? It doesn't even have to be far from civilization, just somewhere people don't come to very often.

>>17719617
Because people are loud, ugly and smelly.

>>17719549
Flat.

>>17719617
I don't know anon, but it's the dream. I just love the idea of living in a comfy, secluded place on the outskirts of a town or city. Close enough to have most of the conveniences of living in a town or city, but far enough away that nobody really knows that our house or it's immediate surroundings even exist.

Has there been any movement on world guide three translations? I've been gone since pretty much around the release

>>17719648
WG3 was delayed to this December at Comiket 93.

>>17719549
Maybe I want to be TAILED