/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Kikis are olev, shoggs are not.

>>17741319
But what about kikis in the style of a shogg?

>>17741316
Yetis need you as dakimakuras this winter

>>17741327
I want a MG version of "only you can prevent forest fires" but instead it's a yeti with something like "only you can prevent men from freezing to death"

>>17741326
She is a kiki so it's okay.

>>17741331
There's no need for that message, Yetis learn that instinctively.

>>17741337
Okay, what about "Only you can prevent a yeti from going un-hugged"?

Consider the following: A Succubus A.I. giving you jerk-off instruction. I call her JOI.

New girl when?

>>17741353
Five minutes.

>>17741356
Wonderland centaur for day 100 of oktoberfest?

Reminder to study with nerdbirds.

>>17741326
I don't like shoggs, but I imagine a kiki/shogg fusion would be the ultimate maid without equal

Best southern housewife coming through!

>>17741372
that's not a Will o Wisp.

>>17741372
Do a flip.

>>17741378
Wisps are bitter CCs
Brokeback mountain confirms his statement

>>17741378
That's not Wight.
Or Holstaur.
Or literally anything that isn't "NEET ghost."

The whole otoko no ko thing seems to have sizeable following among otaku for some reason
I assume was alp was kc sort of throwing then a subtle bone.

>>17741434
Fuck off.

Which monsters girls are best for spanking?

>>17741363
Or nerdcows.

>>17741441
Wights.
>Big butts
>Pure white skin
Imagine the contrast of the redness on that pale white skin.

>>17741441
Cheshire, easy.

>>17741444
And they're princesses of sorts as well. I like your taste. Giving her a walloping in private and getting to see her walking around with her red, bright ass sounds fun.

>>17741447
That one's too cute.

>>17741438
I mean why else do we keep seeing trap characters pop up?
There's even one in fate for Pete's sake

>>17740619
It’s been almost 8 hours. She should be done with her shift by now. Can I offer to grab a cup of coffee with nurse Unicorn?

Post hellhound greentexts and pastebins

>>17741627
I mistook her fir wearing panties on head from the thumbnail while scrolling down

>>17741627
You got it, Chief!

>>17741622
Unfortunately, you came on too strong for the pure maiden, and she scurried home once her shift ended, blushing and awawawawaing to herself.

>>17741661
In that case, I’ll just leave her a thank you card with my number in it.

>>17741316
>What secrets does a Lich necronomicon hold?

>Information about what Gods the Chaos girls serve, and why they're so lewd when they don't fully have to be.
>Spells written in the margins by sorcerers long gone mad to emulate the lewdest abilities of the fully adult Chaos girls - How to temporarily gain a Shoggoth's body, for example.
>Spells to summon or communicate with Chaos girls, if you want.
>A few loose pages stapled in at the end, the abstract of a century long meta-analysis done by the Lich who owns the book.
>Statistically significant evidence that you don't need the book to find a loving husband.

>>17741350
Does she give my computer STDs?

>>17741356
RUN AS ADMINISTRATOR.

>>17741675
You spend the next few hours removing Chesire ass from your computer.

>>17741661
I'm sure she'll respond in due course, when she stops blushing and schlicking to your face.

>>17741672
Also includes non-Euclidean sexual positions.

Dawn of the Final Day of Oktoberfest everybody, give it up for the Dawn of the Final Day!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LI2zdCXmZD4

>>17741683
>You spend the next few hours removing Chesire ass from your computer.

I genuinely want to marry one. All it would take is one confession of love and the de-smugging can begin.

>>17741683
>Program to fill your computer with Cheshire ass
>No program to summon Inari tails or a lonely CC Lich looking for a lab partner.

>>17741720
Speaking of summoning girls, is the MG roulette a software that you download, or is it a web app?

Shit I really want to spank a Wight now... I shouldn't have asked.

>>17741729
MG roulette?

>your elf queen momster will never use you as a dick throne on her actual throne
>she will never take you on trips to other kingdoms so she can give you as many deepthroat blowjobs and titfucks as she can on the long carriage rides to and from
>she will never cast an invisibility spell on you so you can pound her from behind as she gives speeches to her adoring civilians
I mean, of course she wouldn't. Elf queen momsters aren't exhibitionist sonu sluts, right? Haha...ha...

>>17741754
https://pastebin.com/u/Iron-beast

>>17741729
If the stories are anything to go by, its just a website that you access via an un-deletable e-mail.

>>17741758
That's right. Everyone knows they are nice and good mothers, so I'd do my best to grow up healthy and strong in order to find a wife and give her lots of grand daughterus.

>starting to get cold out
>tfw no lava golem wife to have a 'hot tub' waiting for me when I get home
>and a home baked cinnamon roll because she's just perfect like that

>>17741808
Now I'm imagining a loli Automaton that doubles as an EZ-Bake oven.

>>17741758
>tfw no Elf Queen momster who catches me jacking it into one of her specially handmade bras that hold back that absurdly huge rack of hers

I keep forgetting that's how it works
most of the later stories only say that they use the roulette, not how.

>>17741444
A pouting Wight is always cute

>>17741818
>"Bun in the ov-en, bun in the ov-en, here we go~ ding!!!"
>metal plating on her tummy opens up to reveal a little biscuit as she proudly smiles and picks it up to give to you

>>17741808
Installing a magma chamber in the shape of a hot tub in your home for your lava golem wife would be very expensive. How does one afford such a luxury?

>>17741451
Wights are even better lewd princess-types, because you can tease their cold bodies with hot touches. They'd never even stand a chance to hold their composure when dommed.

>>17741838
>>17741853
I want to spank one even more now.

>>17741846
Oh god it's too cute.

>>17741851
By playing Minecraft

>>17741768
What has he been doing latley anyway?

>>17741895
Writting a book or something like that.

How would pic related translate to with monster girls?
I assume it'd be a bunch of foot fetishist mermaids false advertising their perversion as some sort of medical process.

I just randomly remembered something Few years ago I stumbled apon a D&D article saying that barring a few exceptions a dragons dexterity is their weakness and can should be exploited should an adventurer come on top when in combat
Due to their dexterity being 10 which supposedtly a very average grade stat for a legendary monster
I just realised that the similar venue of tactic is likely already being applied here despite being different settings. Like there's no way someone can go toe to toe with a MGE dragon based on pure strength right
When someone challenges a dragon, no one would just fight her blows head on unless they were dumb assuming the breath didn't get them first that is

Tldr Im just wondering how some people manage to s lay the dragons
Goodnight

Good morning thread. Hope y'all have a decent week.

>>17741861
Would she spank you back with her claws afterwards?

>>17741949
Good overall stats, strategy, dragon slaying or really good equipment and the right spells. If you go full mge mamono mana makes it easier too.

Is your waifu one of those sluts who can cum just from a nice long spanking anon?

>>17741961
Wights have hands, don't they? Cold, smooth hands...

I... Maybe?

>>17741965
No, but she can cum through massages.

>>17741965
No, she's no a sub slut

>>17741965
Sometimes anon, but that would depend on her mood before and during her spanking and how long she has gone without cumming beforehand. There would definitely be times where she cums solely from spanking, but to definitely wouldn't happen every time.

>>17741953
I'm not. I laughed too hard at a joke today during work and shit myself. I feel like being 32 has finally caught up with me.

>>17741758
I want to pubically humiliate a huge titted Elf Queen by fucking her in front of her subordinates while she's only wearing a pigs snout and oinking every time I bottom out in her!

>>17742001
>Fucking in front of servants/worshipers/fans

Anon please. We know how broken they can get.

>>17742001
Oh the degeneracy!

>>17742009
>Implying this isn't a daily occurrence in an Elven Kingdom.

>>17741965
>spanking your daughteru
>she accidentally cums

what do?

>>17742020
Spank her again.

>>17742014
Anon, please. Even then the poor followers will be shaken and corrupted. Their respect will become extremelly lewd and orgies will become a daily thing.

A new wife commission finished!

The artist is pretty cool, if anybody is interested, I'd definitely recommend commissioning him.
http://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=325475
I spoke to him in Japanese,
but you might be able to commission him if you only speak English, he sent his commission information like this
http://i.imgur.com/aOaDVNZ.png

>>17742030
What's hard mechanics?

Wurm scales are among the toughest in the world. Please don't break your hand trying to spank her.

>>17742033
detailed mechanical stuff

>>17742030
Dammit I wanted some hard mechanics in my commission, but alas another artist refuses to do them.

>>17742038
>implying I won't grind my hand so I can spank advanced lamiass
With the blessings of the spank god my slap can shake the world.

>>17742038
She doesn't even have a butt to spank. I'd rather spank the trumpart or the kamaitachi.

>>17742030
>no hard mechanics
>gremlin and automaton angry noises

>>17742020
She gets the chastity belt and another, harder spanking.

Waifufags, how many commission/request/other pictures do you have in your waifu folder?

>>17742060
Excluding WIPs and unused sketches and stuff,
http://i.imgur.com/Hk7CdBd.png

>>17742060
Around 23 I think?

>>17742060
I wish I could commission stuff but wife scrutinizes all our financial transactions.

>>17742029
You misunderstand, anon. This is a very deep-seated aspect of elven culture. Watching their Queen get treated like a breeding sow by some filthy human commoner will only inspire respect and admiration among her followers!

>>17742052
Try not to spank a diamond Trumpart. Who knows what she'll do to you as payback.

>>17742068
damn boi

>>17742060
76 finished commissions and requests of my waifu and daughteru, including alternate versions but excluding WIP sketches and stuff like that.

>>17742082
I've seen it happen with dragons, anon. Doing it with an elf will only make them lewd.
So lewd in fact, that the single ones will instantly beg to be fucked and filled by the first male they see. Even the lolis will instantly rub their face on the first dick that shows up.

>>17742060
25 completed pictures, and about 90 or so WIPs and sketches.

>>17742092
Isn't that what elves already do? They are a very lewd people.

>waked up in the middle of the night for drink
>walk into kitchen
>suddenly face full of spiderweb
>after panicking remember you started dating qt arachne
>...
>you never told her where you live

>>17742082
I'm disgusted by how porn ruined elves

>>17742107
Elves are literally always been for rape.

>>17741949
Facing a dragon in MGE is Bashing the Balrog.
>It is always quite foolhardy, for a young and ill-trained party...

>>17742107
>Ruined
Elves have been drastically improved by porn.

>>17742099
Thry might want to do it, but their pride and respect hold them back. By fucking their queen like that you'd destroy that elven town.

>>17742060
about 10 or so images i've gotten through commissions and my folder has over 100 images.

>>17741949
The old fashioned way usually involves setting a trap or outsmarting them. Just look at Sigurd and Fafnir, for example.

Noon of the Final Day of Oktoberfest everybody, give it up for the Noon of the Final Day!



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=la40d6pm17w

You have 6 hours.

>>17742132
Wanna molest that crippletaur!

>>17741949
I like to think if a knight is unfortunate enough to get in the way of an MGE Dragon's breath, all his armor and equipment would burn away leaving him stark naked.

Afterwards the Dragon would kick him out and tell him to git gud.

>>17742141
What if was naked to begin with?

Don't trust the foxes they're evil!

>>17742155
Then he gets a "you're not even trying"

>>17742158
But what if my fetish is bringing evil girls back to the light?
Or at least become a more benevolent leader to her subjects.

>>17742161
Seems like a perfect strategy, not only is going to distract the dragon and make her underestimate him. He's also now completely unencumbered so he can fast roll all over the place.

>>17742158
Foxes are best, especially the ones that love their husbands so much they need to have them inside their stomach

>>17742086
That only makes me more curious.

>>17742107
Celeborn please.

>>17742114
I don't care. I'll drill the thought of anything else but becoming a breeding sow for their husband out of their mind with every thrust into their queen!

>>17742189
I probably shouldn't read stuff like that before playing Tera. The game is average, but it has a lot of sexy women and girls in dire need of a harsh spanking and a good dicking.

>>17742137
Be careful anon, she can still crush you under her massive weight!

>>17742158
I trust every fox completely, especially the evil ones!

>>17742107
I understand your complaint and I feel a little like that too but then I realize, Elves are only really good for one thing in a porn/erotic fantasy setting;
And that's being thoroughly fucked every night until she doesn't feel right when she isn't carrying her husbands child.

>>17742158
Maybe I want an evil fox.

>meet qt arachne at cafe for a quick lunch
>quick lunch turns into extended happy hour
>3 hours later
>didn't expect to be holding her hair as she vomits up 3 lattes and a coffee cake
>make mental note to have the barista hold the extra espresso shots next time

>>17742217
Ah it's good to see another man of great culture in these threads.

>>17742060
Currently only 6. I have a few more coming really soon, so that's nice.

>>17741861
Dominating Wights with a lighter touch is a better fit than rough stuff. Especially young Wights, make sure to take your time giving the loli ojou and her lewd body lots of love to get her completely swept away in the mood.

>>17742177
>she has a speedrunner
Oh man, she's fucked.

>>17742189
Other elven contries will hear about the story and will shut themselves in. There is a chance that their husbands might do the same as you though and elves will regret adding humans to their cities yet again.

>>17742217
>>17742228
Well they're easier to find than good foxes.

>>17742177
Wait, that means... no rings?

>>17742086
I want to go through a Trumpart's interrogation.

>>17742107
Considering old school elves had vagina tentacles, I'd say they've been saved.

>>17742255
Only FaP and DWGR

>>17742261
I'm not sure Tolkien put that in his elves. He wasn't Gene Roddenberry guys.

>>17742201
She won't be able to do that if my hands are in her pants and I'm whispering sweet nothings to her 24/7!

>>17742273
Joke's on you! Centaurs don't wear pants!

>>17742258
I want a hard-boiled private dick Anubis to work me over for information, thinking I'm tailing her for the Coon family, only to find out I'm in love with her.

>>17742258
They don't interrogate you, they interrogate your body.

How tall is your waifu?

>>17742325
tiny

>>17742325
6 ft. She's a pretty cute dragon.

>>17742288
I'd rather be Detective Kiki's partner!

>>17742325
Shorter than me.

>>17742325
Short enough that she can sit in my lap with my chin on the top of her head.

>>17742325
8' 11" to my 5' 9"

>>17742325
Just under 5 feet tall.

>>17742325
160/5 cm

>>17742325
Tall enough where i can rest my head on her 'pillows' while sleeping.

>>17742325
5'1" to my 5' 9"
Perfect for resting my head between her horns when she sits in my lap.

>>17742334
Are you sure? You know what happened to her last partner, right?

>>17742375
>resting my head between her horns when she sits in my lap
Literal perfection.

>>17742213
I want to bake sweets for my elven queen momster every day

>>17742384
I thought her Shoggoth partner found a husband and retired?

>>17742288
I want to go on patrol with officer hound and try and get her to play by the rules.

>>17742391
I would do cute little things for my Elf momster to show that I not only care for her because she's my filthy breeding sow, but also because she's my wife and the mother of my children.

>>17742401
Why do short hair, big-ass tiddies and tight policewoman uniforms go so well together?

>>17742392
It was two days till retirement when...

>>17742401
Good luck when she's in full SWAT gear and all fired up about taking down a group of well-armed criminals.

>>17742426
>full SWAT gear
With crotchless chaps?

>>17742388
It would be anon.
God I wanna snuggle a Demon.

>>17742469
And yet you never will

>>17742418
We told her about the fire, yet she still went in.

>>17742401
I want officer hound to rough me up during interrogation!

>>17742508
I want officer Hound to play good cop while a sharp-eyed Kitsune officer bullies me!

>>17742482
>"Shog! Why are you going back in?"
>Deputy Shoggoth turns with a happy smile
>"...Mastah's inside!"
>Turns back around and calmly walks into the collapsing, burning house
We will never know what truly happened, no trace of her body was found except her badge.

>>17742519
Shoggy noooo!

Fatpires

>>17742534
My favorite kind!

>>17742523
>Shoggoth wyrds through time and space upon "dying"
>Eyes (all of them) open at the front door of a poorly kept house with a depressed anon sleeping inside at exactly 2:21AM
>"Ah~ Mastah~ Finally home~"

>>17742534
>>17742538
>Gloved fingers dragging along my exposed skin
>Soft titflesh resting against my back
I'll be completely defensless if they decide to put their fangs to use

I want to marry a Vampire and a Kumiho

>>17742547
>They keep eating each other's liver
What a weird relationship that would be.

>>17742552
More like one would start feeding from the neck while the other is feeding from the abdomen.

>>17742547
Add a Mershark to the mix and you've got all bases covered on the biting front.

>>17742544
>one hand around and up on your chest clutching over your heart
>other hand holding your chin and gently tilting your head to the side
>exposed soft large breasts pressed against your bare back, erect nipples lightly dragging against your skin
>cold, deathly breath on the side of your neck as her fangs drag back and forth, barely holding back from sinking into you
>she whispers a deathly plea
>"Please... let me... invite me in... I need to taste you..."
>Her breathing goes ragged and you feel the fangs start to prick, though still not break the skin
Do you give her permission, anon?

>>17742547
How will you explain the hickeys and bite marks all over your body?

>>17742568
As long as we agree to not have surprise morning 'treats'

>>17742568
>Your vampire mistress begging
Ruined. She's going to take me whenever she wants. Sure she'll be gentle & sensual and praise me for being such a good boy, but she owns me.

>>17742568
>Words fail you in the face of these sweet sensations
>The mirror in front of you shows naught the form of the voluptuous being
>Only your own body beset by an invisible, irresistible force
>Your eyes pleading in submission
>You hope she understands

>>17742573
I don't need to explain anything, but Kumihos can regenerate your body anyway if I didn't want them.

>>17742578
It's a play on Vampires not being able to enter unless you invite them in.
Rest assured, once you finally cave she'll own you and never have to ask again, and later, years later, when she's ravaging you and sucking your neck dry, she'll remind you through barely reserved speech on the edge of bloodlust madness that you asked for this, this is what you wanted, and then you'll truly know despair (love).
>>17742575
Aww cmon anon. She just gets a bit hungry after a long rest.

So remind me, aside from plot device lilim stuff, what options do girls have for controlling what sort of monster they turn into?

>>17742589
>Vampires being seen on mirrors

Anon,i think thats not a vampire

>>17742598
I always figured it was sort of based off of their personality/sexuality. She wants big tits and likes lactation? Boom, she's a holstaur. Fit girl with a drinking habit? Oni. Virgin with a fixation on purity? Unicorn.

>>17742589
>With each word she pricks just a bit harder on your skin
>"Just"
>"Say"
>"Yes"
>on the last word you can actually feel the red glow from her eyes behind you, her nails stretching out of her fingers a bit as they drag more forcefully against your body, the ones over your chest digging in and puncturing the surface
>"Now."

>>17742603
He said that it doesn't show her though, esl-kun

>>17742598
The books have info on types of transformations, limiting some of the possible outcomes (of course, cursed items can fix that easily so it should be possible to get a desired outcome even if a girl can't arrange a meeting with a Lilim)

>>17742538
>ywn mistake vampire royalty as a common prostitute one night and get sexually tortured until you're a drooling bloodbag/husband

>>17742598
Vampires can turn the women they see worthy into vampires. Ushi's blood can turn women into ushis, Liliraunes with only one female body can turn a woman into the other girl of the pair.

I don't remember any more right now.

>>17742598
I would think that it depends on what kind of monster a girl's affected by. Some are parasitic and will turn girls into a new version of their species, or if yo live around a lot of one species you might turn into a variant of them. Though I'm sure there are certain ways to ensure you become a specific species, succubus seems to be the default for 'pump girl full of DE' scenarios.

>>17742607
i am retarded

>>17742613
I feel like they'd use that as a lure.
One moment you're being led up to a private room to fuck a classy looking hooker, the next she's riding you senseless after using her bite to make you her thrall.
And then the next night you wake up in a mansion with a smiling naked Vampire clinging to you in her sleep and a wedding ring on your finger.

>>17742625
Cuuute~
I hope she doesnt mind me using her breasts that morning.

>>17742625
I want some cute cold blooded girls to snuggle against me for warmth.

>>17742628
Hope you don't mind her waking up after you cum all over her face and using her thrall to keep your hips thrusting until you're begging her to let you stop.
Her smug grin says she's going to keep this up for a while.

>>17742616
She just needs to pay a visit to that mysterious merchant who's stand wasn't there yesterday.

I'm sure she has something that can help her...

>>17742634
And thus begins a beautiful and fluid filled relationship.
Gonna somehow get her to lactate so when I'm an incubus I can turn the tables and drink from her.

>>17742638
Of course! Why would a perfectly normal store do anything to deceive her?

What if you wake up with the vampire smothering you on her chest while she gently moves her hips to milk bob?

>>17742657
>TWO perfectly normal shops open up right next to each other
>One run by a cute little girl with a goat motif
>One run by a voluptuous older woman with a squid motif
>Both glaring daggers at each other, apparently their suppliers are rivals or something?

>>17742661
I wake up again because is clearly a dream.

>>17742657
I misread this a slore without my glasses on.

>>17742646
>somehow
It's easy anon.
Knock her up.

BIG FAT SNAKES

>>17742665
I think they're actually both from that 'Sabbath' corporation, just different branches.

Oh yeah, I've been gone a little while, has otherside done any new translations?

>>17742665
Maybe it's better to shop at that Far East Curio store with the human shopkeeper. Sure she wears a bit to much eyeshadow, but I always kinda liked that about her.

>>17742720
He's dead, Jim

>>17742705
Big fat snakes a for big soft cuddles. Just imagine a thick, curvy python-type snake coiling around you and cuddle-fucking you for hours.

>>17742761
I'd prefer her to be rather shapely, and a bit tighter than a mere cuddle

>>17742749
>Last update january 8th
I didn't want to believe you but wow.

>>17742761
As long as she doesn't squeeze too tightly; I tend to panic if I can't squirm or fidget.

Last vampire image for now

Any reason why most default to the blonde+red eyes combo?

>>17742325
over 7ft

>>17740355
No shit sherlock, Lose actually writes.

>>17742812
>spoiler
No idea. I'd like to see a vampire with eyes as red as her curly hair.

>>17742812
Blonde for westerner, red eyes for monster.

>>17742665
You can have your stupid shops, I only go to the church bazaar run by those totally human nuns that always tries to make me come in their confession booths.

I'm a slut for big long fangs!

>>17742812
My guess is that blond hair signifies beauty while red eyes signifies evil, I assume black/brown hair isn't as alluring and black hair + red eyes looks more dark and evil.

>>17742905
I'm a slut for fire bites.

>>17742911
I'm a slut for scales.

>>17742905
I'm a slut for women in positions of power.

>>17742900
Human nuns are the best. I want to confess my lewd thoughts about her every day!

>>17742905
What's the best part:
When your monster girl teases you endlessly about how she she going to bury those fangs in your neck or when she actually does it?

>>17742905
I'm a slut for long tongues

>>17742923
You're just a gold digging whore anon. Literal 3DPD thot shit.

>>17742060
i got 2 comms and requests and 287 pictures all together on my comp, counting variations
>>17742325
7'1"

>>17742924
A slut

>>17742905
I'm a slut for cute puppygirls and their soft fluffy paws!

>>17742908
black hair and red eyes is pure sex

>>17742918
Well, saying that I'm a slut for scales isn't exactly right. I'm more of a normal husband.

>>17742945
She needs to tend to my spiritual needs.
In this case my need to ejaculate onto her eye bags.

>>17742955
she looks tired

>>17742957
That's what human girls look like, anon.

>>17742957
It's hard to be a woman of God when all these disgusting inhuman heathens are running around.

>>17742957
She's afraid to sleep with all those anons wanting to masturbate onto her.

>>17742955
I would like to see
a mge corrupted version of this .

>>17742972
Delet yourself.

>>17742972
Boom.

>>17742981
That just looks like bed hair

>>17742981
Tired girls are the best.

>>17742981
>>17742989
Charon is for roughly cuddling in front of the dead spirits she's supposed to be ferrying

>>17742995
Charon is for booping* as she tries to sleep, so she keeps her lovely eyebags
*with a dick in her lower orifices

>>17742978
She's made to be corrupted

>>17743008
Your mom is made to be corrupted.

>>17743008
The cuter something is, the better it is to corrupt.

>>17742995
>>17743005
She has a rough job that she has to take very seriously, anons. Don't bully her while she's on the clock. Be a nice boyfriend that she comes home to for cuddles & power naps.

>>17743021
I will bully her.

>>17742900
>human nuns that always tries to make me come in their confession booths.
I'll cum in all of their confession booths if you know what I mean.

>>17742905
Hi I'm anon and I'm a slut for tailpussy.

>>17742242
I sure want to spank one right now. Not sure how, if I want to go for a classic caning or if I want her over my knees like a kid, but damn.

>>17743041
I actually prefer Scorpicores but good luck getting that shit to fly in an echo chamber like here

>>17742932
frogs r bad

>>17743058
frog superheroes are nice.

>>17742568
>"no."
>"b-but"
>"ah fine, I know you human males are interested in the newest flashy moving picture entertainments"
>"huh?"
>"I have this super new one called puk-man on that wooden box, it just came out! Now let me in!"

Fuck this is a hard decision, I want to have an atari 2600

>>17743058
Boys's throats are frogs' toys.

>>17743056
Hey girtablilus are one of my favorite monster girls, scorpions are very sexy.

>>17743021
floating on the styx with charon is peak comfy

>>17743080
Frogs' butts are boys' toys.

>>17743088
Worst girl.

>>17743088
Engaging in sexual activity with a frog that doesn't involve their tongue and/or powerful thrust is a complete waste.
Cowgirl anal where she violently bounces on your dick is the only correct anal.

>>17743092
Incorrect, although Himiko is best girl, not her.

>>17743084
My point still stands.

>>17743100
Toga is a psychopath and Twice deserves a better friend.

>>17743092
Todoroki please go.

>>17743106
That's part of her charm.
That cuteness combined with the scary boner of never knowing if she's going to bite it off is the ultimate pleasure.

Smol Demon.

>>17743117
Jokes on her, that contract is non-binding

>>17743117
>"look daddy i'm like mommy"

my heart

>>17743117
Actually kinda cute.

>>17743111
Todoroki is a bad person.

>>17743117
Too pure.

>>17743117
No anon is heartless enough to refuse signing a young Demon's poorly written contract.
And besides there is nothing better than being approached by a late teens bombshell body Demon who turns out to be your wife because you signed her paper years ago.

>>17743117
She does not appear to be wearing any pants.
The fact that the shirt/coat covers her lower bits does not excuse this.

>>17743156
Don't spank the demon.

>>17743150
I don't know, those discussions about sexually frustrated university Demons were pretty good.

>>17743167
why?

>>17743150
>No anon is heartless enough to refuse signing a young Demon's poorly written contract.

are you sure about this?

>>17743117
>tfw he signs my contract
>now I can get headpats without fail!

>tfw no yandere stalkeru pailoli Demon

>>17743192
Childhood contract signings are what Demons were made for.

>>17743191
Reminds me of all these drawings of these mind-controlling maids.

>>17743187
I see only 2 scenarios where an Anon would refuse.
The first is that he is a complete slut who has no taste in pure love and merely wants a monster girl to turn him into a broken faucet.
The second is if he is already in love with a particular monster girl or species.

>>17743205
If I can't spank her twice a day, I'm not signing.

>>17743192
>every day on the way back from a 9-5 job an oppai loli demon stalks you until you reach your destination
>she's really obvious and doesn't know
>shy's shy
I think my heart would melt from just how cute that is.

>>17743051

>>17743205
Actually no, make that three times a day! After each meal.

>>17743211
What if her contract makes you feel the spanking too?

Better read the fine print

Resident Evil girls as monster girls would be top tier.

>>17743205
>>17743191

I just want to softly bully her.
just a little.

>>17743215
I think I'll head off to /d/ for the time being until I'm calmed down. Teasing but not delivering is not okay!

>>17743217
Yeah, better read them.

>>17743213
I wouldn't sign because i don't like loli or younger women.

I want a cute monster girl to tell me real scary stories because all these NoSleep stories are garbage and not scary.

>>17743216
>>17743222
You can use you Demon's body to your heart's content as she can use yours too.
If you spank her too hard or humiliate her with your bullying she will get you back in her own evil ways.

>>17743250
What if I hire another loli to spank her?

>>17743215
That pure white skin is begging to be marked by a whip.

>>17743263
Do you think she'll be crying once you're done with the spanking? Or would she sulk?

>>17743191
What if you're really, really good at negotiating contracts?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ZwgLt0QadU

>>17743250
Its funny to tease any monster who has a contract. I especiall want to see their reaction when I make doodles on the contract paper.

>>17743215
I want to cum on her butt and back then have her scold me while I try to find it and wipe it off.

>>17743267
Horny, I'd lace the whip with aphrodisiac.

>>17743255
You're taking it too far.
Not only would you harm your Demon's trust in you, but you would also blueball a perfectly fine dom loli who could be punishing some perverted virgin instead.

>>17743275
I like.

>>17743276
I see it as training. If she can make a little demon cry, she's ready.

>>17743267
She'd tie you to the bed while choking you with her spectral claws.

That one Anon who played mario party with her found out the hard way

>>17743220
Ugh, there were a few greentext stories that featured various Resident Evil tyrants. But of course, the only good one was the guy who was teaching his waifu how to be a mother since anything by bollocks is essentially shit wrapped in tin foil

>>17743278
Can't she make a 25 year old virgin man cry instead? That would be a better experience for both parties.

>>17743286
You gotta start small.
Plus the idea of a small human loli spanking a smoll demon is interesting.

>>17743278
>I like.
A man of taste. The sight of a young wight, marked by a whip and heavily panting with heart pupils due to the effects of the drugs in spite of the pain would be too much.

There's no way I could leave her like that.

>>17743291
I was envisioning a Dark Mage loli.
A human girl could work as long as you either took responsibility or corrupted her and set her free afterwards.

>>17743293
Even better if it happens just before you both leave for an reception between wights. She'll be at the meeting, airhead, her ass still sore from the recent whipping, but otherwise pretty satisfied and a bit sleepy.

What hobbies besides sex would you and your waifu/family be into?
I just want my waifu to be into baseball half as much as I'm into it you know?

>>17743301
Are Dark Mage into spanking too, or is it just wights?

>>17743321
Any MG would be into spanking if her husband is into it.

>>17743321
Dark Mages do the spanking, Wights take it.
They actually enjoy taking it too but would never admit it.

>>17743323
Then I'll need a harem.

>>17743302
If I knew we were going to that kind of thing I'd whip her all over her body in just the right places so it would be hidden by her dress.

>>17743317
Lifting, fighting, hunting. Typical womanly amazon things

>>17743332
Go to the deserts and find a Kephri filled tomb.

Or awaken the Pharaoh by spanking her.

>>17743330
I want to marry a wight and cover her white, delicate bottom with handprints.

>>17743317
>going to a baseball game with a clueless Succubus just turns into "how many ball jokes can she make in three hours"
>oh yes, there will be hatefucking tonight

>>17743346
>awaken the Pharaoh by spanking her
That sounds like a really dumb way to die. But then again, it's the MG universe.

Did the Pharaoh ever got a file? I remember the Anubises having one, the mummies being mentioned, and what's-her-name corrupting pretty much everyone in Kephri.

>>17743332
Explain to me why harems are so evil?
Because I fail to see a problem with them.

>>17743347
Make the spanking loud enough to resonate throughout her manor and hard enough to awaken her sense of pain.
With all those years of undeath she most likely forgot how delightful the right kind of pain can be.

>>17743358
Most MG are about getting a husband. So I imagine they'd be pretty bummed about having to share him.

>>17743360
Good idea, sit down on her throne before giving her a sound spanking. Make her enjoy the pain and the embarassment.

>>17743150
>childhood friends with a Demon, slightly younger than you
>through her hugging you and just being playful, she gets you to sign a contract
>within it, states that she will leave anon alone but when she turns 18 she will be his perfect girl and wife from then on until forever is over
>eager to get the girl with cooties away from him, anon signs
>fast forward to high school
>anon is going to graduate soon, kind of a loner, just hanging out in the cafeteria
>suddenly in walks the most vivacious, sexually tempting, hottest looking Literal semen-Demon, strutting in a pair of high heels and molesting a sucker with her long tongue in a slutty outfit that barely contains her tits and ass
>struts right up to him
>spreads her legs, pulls his chair out from under the table, and sits in his lap straddling him like it's just the most natural and normal thing ever
>takes the sucker out of her mouth, the stick has been twisted by her tongue alone into a heart shape
>lightly bounces on his lap as she drapes her arms over his shoulders, her wings fluttering and tail lazily curling around his leg
>blinks her blackened sclera at him and smirks with a cute pout to her full dark lips
>"...aren't you gonna wish me happy birthday, Anon?"

>>17743358
Not him, but excepting the cases where you got the whole group at once, you're more or less saying "yeah you're not good enough" to whoever you're already with.

>>17743373
>She forgot to get a birthday cake
>She mentions that a cream pie would do
Mutually losing both your virginity on the first day isn't all that romantic but it seems inevitable.

>>17741339
>serious, ushanka wearing Yeti pointing her paw
>Snuggly the Yeti says: Only you can prevent unhugged Yetis

>>17743404
If she said that while reaching a hand under my pants i think I'd give her one right there.
But how did she know my tastes to become my perfect girl? How strong is contract magic?

Loli Demons are for lewding without a contract. It's only fair since they're trying to tempt you to do sinful things, for you to return the favour by doing the same to them when they do it.
Also they should totally have the kind of hairstyle from the profile picture, that would look particularly good if she was sitting on her knees naked on the bed, with the long bangs barely covering her chest and her hands covering her lap.

>>17743435
I want this.
I want to sign up and be lent out to a lonely yeti to hug me during the cold winters.

>>17743447
Not as strong as stalking you every day unnoticed, spying on your internet history, practicing behavior hard and even taking classes to help work on her strut and constantly taking supplements to a healthy Monstergirl diet to help grow her body just the way she's observed you liking it.

>>17743452
dude, I'm not a pedo, I can't be attracted to any girl sexually that is less than 500 years old.

>>17743317
Daughteru is into gardening. She wants to own a greenhouse when she grows up.

>>17743462
But that's 5 in demon years you dick fuck.

>>17743467
That's not how ages work. Or maybe I should date my waifu only when she's 1800

>>17743472
its rude to ask them how old they are. I wonder how many candles I need to buy to her birthday.

>>17743358
Simply put, you only have one penis. Every moment your penis is inside one girl is a moment it’s not inside another girl. I would feel bad making the other girl(s) watch.

>>17743462
Monsters would probably try to get you an appointment with the raiju mayor to save you from alping.

Friendly reminder that eating out a Raiju tastes like drinking a battery.

>>17742132
Hour of the Final Day of Oktoberfest everybody, give it up for the Hour of the Final Day!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e056R97svz8

It's too late, she's coming already and soon so shall you.

>>17743547
Can a raiju power her own vibrator if taped one to her clit and left it there all day?

>>17743547
I once licked a battery when I was a kid, I don't remember how it tasted.

>>17743554
I hope she plans to use her mouth, chest and hands. She's a heavy woman.

>>17743562
I once smash one open,
the liquid got on me and burned like hell,
its stained my skin for a few days but other than that there were not lasting effects

>>17743554
I can accept this.

who's the worst writefaggot to still lurk this place

>>17743608
(you)

Little nerdy Monstergirls watching in despair as the boy they have a crush on gets swept off their feet by Stacey, the sexy perfect popular high class Monstergirl that he obviously has a crush on
What's she to do?

>>17743615
you need to stop

>>17743615
Find another boy who matches with her and love him so much that she legitimately forgets anything about the other boy she had a crush on

>>17743615
Hex them both

>>17743615
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L7Tm1Em3JU0

>>17743615
Presumably, Monstergirls fight over men in the wild, so it must happen in more civil society as well. It's just a fact of nature. I imagine they just think 'ah, damn, I'll not let the next one get away!' and move on.

>>17743639
Or they share him.

>>17743642
Right, that's a valid path as well.
Point is I don't see Monstergirls really getting depressed or despairing about it. They're a determined lot.

>>17743639
It probably enriches the experience for the next guy.
>Succubus who has been beaten out for a man twice before becomes a full on Yandere for the next guy
>that's what he's into as well, so works perfectly
Mamono works in mysterious ways

>>17743667
Precisely.
>JubJub who has missed her chance several times takes on a needy and gloomy disposition
>the guy she ends up with has a healing/protection fetish and is totally enamored in caring for her and constantly showering her with reassurance and protection

>>17743678
>Most people like JubJub winghugs
>anon and his JubJub do the opposite, where she tucks her wings in and he envelops her in a big armed hug so she's totally locked against him

>>17743521
doppelganger potion

>>17743615
If it's a gremlin that's when the warmech is brought out.

>>17743185
When isn't there an excuse to drink.

>>17743705
What are you drinking anon?
Right now I got some Jack Daniels Barrel Proof that I'm sipping on.

>>17743712
I'm writing a script so I should probably have a glass myself.

>>17743705
There's always a reason to drink, especially alone while watching anime. That's the perfect time to break out the strong spirits.
God help me, I need a satyros.

>>17743732
>no weeb satyros to hang out with and play drinking games while watching your favorite anime

>>17743697
I want to help my gremlin daughteru build the best nerf gun ever. They started this war, but we’ll end it.

>>17743735
Not a weeb Satyros but an open minded one who indulgences in my hobbies since I go along with hers. I love the thought of that kind of thing.

>Have to work very late one night
>Have to tell the waifu you won't be home for dinner.

Personally, I'd probably be coming home to a pouting, strongfat jinko that's going to pin me to the bed for a while.


How about you anons?
How would your waifu handle such a thing?


I can imagine that the demon lovers/dark mage lovers would be faced with a portal of some sort opening up and an angry 'smiling' waifu striding through it to take you back.

>>17743755
>sneaks into office building
>have to keep a straight face in front of my boss while enduring under the desk paizuri
Oppai lolis have their advantages.

>>17743755
If that were the case, I’d have a miniature summoning circle hidden under my mousepad so that her spirit could visit me at work and help me get through the evening.

>>17743755
> project lead walks into workspace
> " OK mates, looks like we've been bought out. Happened just a few minutes ago, got a message straight from the new CEO herself. She said to send you all on home, we'll have a meeting about it in the morning. "

>>17743772
A tricksy hobgobo?

>>17743776
Lich?

>>17743778
Tanuki or Dragon?
Regardless, you may find yourself in a new position soon.

>>17743755
>"Oh okay dear, I understand, I can't wait until you get home."
>She hangs up the phone and turns to our schedule, starting to stress about if I'll get too hungry and how to make up for the lost cuddle time
>Also begins to make a plan so that I get my work done on time from here on out

>>17743786
Nookie.

>>17743755
Given how often I work on assignments really late into the night, I'd bet that she would just walk in one night, literally pick me up, and take me home.
Needless to say, she would not be pleased that I am not getting my required allotment of sleep, and that she is not getting recharged as often as she likes.

>>17743755
But anon, I'm the househusband

>>17743808
Poor schedule dog.

>>17743812
Ok, should've guessed.

>>17743831
Automaton wife is displeased I see.

>>17743833
Then you don't count.

>>17743840
Golem wife needs charging, and husband of golem wife needs sleep with golem.

>>17743842
Ah, a good old golem.

Would she be informing your workplace that she'll be taking you home regardless of what they want?

>>17743853
She wouldn't even say a thing. Death glares and forcefulness say enough.

>>17743755
>implying my waifu isn't my Tanuki boss
Yes I know I have to stay late. Saya wants me under her desk again tonight while she's doing overseas calls.

>>17743873
>Thick tanuki thighs around your head while she's calling.

A good way to relieve stress.

>>17743755
By not letting me work and using her hoard to sustain us. I'd still do something though, maybe pick a hobby and try to make money out of it. One of my dreams would be starting up a monster restaurant.

>>17743884
Would be good, just watch out for girls that want 'personal' home cooking.

>>17743755
Eh that's just how things go working for a small service, I already work 24 hour shifts so yeah getting called in and having to stay in on days off sucks, like a lot, but it's just how it is. She'd come visit though, I'm sure she'd visit everyday I work, and of course we'd talk on the phone a lot when we can. Of course every chance I get I'd make it up to her and we'd spend as much time together on my off days as possible.

>>17743893
Anon please, I have a wife. I will not be making creampies no matter how much they ask.

>>17743755
Eat the sausage and guzzle the milk.

>>17743901
You'd probably end up with a bunch of pouting P'Orcs.

>>17743902
You lost me

>>17743909
Hey, I'll take them as customers.
>Three plump pink-bootied porkers licking their lips and waiting to get creampies as soon as my shop opens
Gonna give them each a baker's dozen, the fat sluts!

You've met with a terrible fate on Oktoberfest, haven't you?

>>17743909
The more they tried to convince me, higher are the chances of them becoming bacon. I'm sure my dragon waifu spitting some flames while staring at them while saying "mine" would be enough to convince them to back off. The can eat anything else but me.

>>17743901
Frankly, what even is a cream pie? Is it just like a coconut pie? Chess pies and custard pies are far better.

>>17743712
Prestige Distillery Premium Vodka with lemonade and orange bitters. It was $4 for 2 liters and I love a good deal.

>>17743916
Anon, please don't lead them along like that.
They'll end up continuously buying a bunch of sweets from you to try and win you over.

>>17743921
That would work.

>>17743934
>Desperate triplet P'Orcs buy sweets
>Get even plumper and more delicious
>Belittle and lead them on even more
>Which leads them to buying more sweets
>Which leads to-
This is all going just as planned. Soon I'll be sticking apple-shaped gags in their mouths and having them wallowing in 'cream' begging for release.

>>17743755
>contract with your demon wife says she will keep you eternally happy
>staying late at work makes both of you unhappy
How does this work? Am I teleported home regrdless? Do monster girl businesses take that into account?

>>17743937
The best way to weaken a horde right there.
Get them too full and soft to do anything.

>>17742547
Why not a Rusalka as well?

>>17743924
It's cumming inside a girl's pussy.

>>17743934
Depending on how they act they could work too. Maybe as waitresses or chefs, it would be nice to have some people to help out if the business is growing.

>>17743941
Its a complex situation, but not wholly impossible to understand.
>Tell wife you have to stay late
>She just smiles and cheerily says 'Oh, whatever makes you happy honey~'
>Work obviously doesn't make you happy and as soon as you cross a threshold from staying late, things start happening
>Formless damned souls appear out of the ground and walls
>Shadowbind you, creating a temporary shade-like clone
>It hastily begins to complete the necessary work, borrowing some of your mind's processing power and knowledge to do so as you're pulled through a pentagram portal right back into the couch back home where your wife is waiting
>"Darling, you're home early~!"
>Snuggles you in your slightly lethargic yet still happy state as the shade finishes your work before dissipating and giving you full brainpower back
>If any co-workers saw it they'd just know its a Demon husband thing

>>17743950
I'm gonna lick their pudgy tummies and slap their fat butts and pinch their plump titties while their all in a food coma, then drop the truth and inform them they're all my wives and subordinates now. Then I'm gonna stick my face between the three of them and fall asleep on their softness and start living my life of luxury with three cutie plump sub sows.

>>17743960
Anon please, no one wants plump P'Orcs in maid uniforms.

>>17743970
You fool!

>>17743980
You're a fool!
And to that other point to that other guy, that's exactly, EXACTLY what I want!
I want them to all go to the closet and see that their wardrobe is now fabulously expensive yet too small and tight and slutty maid outfits!

>>17743980
>Anon please, no one wants plump P'Orcs in maid uniforms.
That sounds like the closest thing to heaven in my mind anon.
Especially if they're two sizes too small and held up by strings, then I'd walk around untying their tops from time to time just to either mess with them or suckle them.

I want powerful monster girls displaying that power when frustrated by mundane human society nuisances.