/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Maids are olev.
Olev!

And now, for something completely different!

>>18180872
First for cross threading.

>>18180853
I like fun. I just have a hard time finding it.

>>18180857
I can respect yetilovers, in the same way I respect boob lovers. I just don't like them in comparison to the other beauties out there. I don't like yeti's weird curly fur, I don't like their paws, I don't like their stature, they just ain't my thing. Nothing's wrong with them, I just don't like them.

>>18180859
>Do you enjoy more of the desert scene then? Have a pyramid doggo in celebration of the year of the pupper.
That's more my thing, thanks. Anubi are pretty... Pretty. Big cats are more my thing though. They don't get enough love.

Well shit, beaten by a few seconds.

Experts believe this is the last thing you see before death. Could this be god itself?

>>18180884
Sphinxes are dramatically underused. I’m still annoyed as fuck that someone decide that the purple meme cat would be a better choice for a riddle video than a sphinx.

>>18180889
No it's the contents of satan's toilet.

>>18180898
Not the Sphinx. I was talking about Straight Lionesses.

Nth for Kobolds are very cute!

>>18180872
I'm not a regular in these threads but I couldn't resist the allure of the cute living onahole.

>>18180920
Haaahhhnn~?

>>18180923
RUN
GET OUT WHILE YOU STILL CAN

>>18180924
far left please

>>18180923
>I'm not a regular in these threads
My dude, get out while you still can.

>>18180923
He likes them little?

>>18180924
The one on the right is the closest to my ideal, I hope she's not being bullied by the wrong crowd.

>>18180924
Why does this give me the vibe that the viewer is going to end up a paizuri slave?

>>18180821 →
>>18180838 →
https://pastebin.com/uFyQyGsZ
Posted in the wrong thread.

Can Living Armors go through our airport security? Or they have to be checked in with the rest of your luggage.

>>18180935
Just drop it you fag

>>18180933
>bullied
She's the one wearing a collar, meaning she's got a nice boy to go home to. The other two are strays.

>>18180927
>>18180926
Woah, hey now, don't you know hating normies is the hip thing to do?

>>18180935
Nice, I'll bookmark it.

Shame there's only three but what the hell.

>>18180939
I intend to, but I was asked, its posted, It'll be deleted in 10 minutes tops, its over.

>>18180935
No. Don't bring it here. This thread is peaceful, it's inhabitants kind.

>>18180924
All three will soon belong to me.

>>18180947
don't fucking lie to yourself you dingus.

>>18180935
Wait, its true then? About baronnessfag?

>>18180956
Seems like it.

>>18180945
>>18180935
I just wanna point out that at a glance literally all of these people acknowledge their hallucinations as hallucinations, which is *very* different from Mr. KDF.

>>18180956
quick someone stalk him

>>18180961
Did you not read any of the previous thread?

>>18180962
I read most all of it, what have I missed?

>>18180961
I'm not going to bat for KDF in particular or even any one presentation in particular, rather that these things are more complex than what one would just make broad external assumptions about over an anonymous website and that trying to provide advice in a tone that regardless of intention comes off as "I know better than you what you need for yourself" does nothing positive for anyone.

>>18180978
>>18180935
Also, deleting this now, I'm sorry to everyone and take responsibility for mucking this up further than it needed to be in the hopes of cutting it down, goodnight.

>>18180966
KDF has always been self aware about his autism, especially evidenced by tonight.

>>18180978
I understood that when I started. The reason why I spoke was that in my experience, people with similar outlooks to him benefited greatly when they distanced themself from things like 4chan and waifu fantasies. There's nothing armchair psychologist about that.

You can't expect me to get a life reading of a guy I never have and never will meet. You're right in saying I shouldn't make assumptions. But I felt you were wrong in accusing me of being an armchair psychologist because that means whenever anyone tries to provide personal help, they're an armchair psychologist.

>>18180991
Dude, just fuck off already and let the new thread be.

>>18180988
funny how he wasn't until people found someone else to hate.

>>18180993
sorry for socializing on a social site.

>>18180994
Yes, he was, I just try not to mention it except if it's appropriate considering the controversy he inevitably draws.

>>18180991
>You can't expect me to get a life reading of a guy I never have and never will meet
I think that's his point, that you're trying to just apply things from your own experience to someone you know nothing about, assuming that your experiences are applicable to everyone else and then telling them that they're unhealthy unless they conform to that. Which is pretty definitive to what I would consider an armchair psychologist.

I wish I could reply to old threads from my phone or else I'd keep doing MGC Correctional Facilities and help steer this thread in a better direction.
I'm sorry guys, I'll commit sudoku now for my failure.

>>18180994
I can't tell whether it's the haters just needing something to hate or the supporters all coming out at once. Could be both, I've no idea.

Alright kids, time to enjoy some perspective.

Digging into the earth.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzhWVzyo4kI
The ocean depths.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UwVNkfCov1k
Sizes from the smallest particles to the universe.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kIiJZINJFiw

>>18180991
>I know nothing about this guy and I shouldn't make assumptions but I'm still gonna put him on a spotlight and tell him he's doing things wrong and diagnose him as being unhappy and unhealthy since he's not willing to take my advice anyway
>What? armchair psychologist?! How did you come to that conclusion?!

>>18181010
Don't beat yourself up anon, you did a great job and gave some pretty neat interpretations of monstergirl society. You're pretty based.

>>18180991
They are when they assume there's something wrong with someone else who isn't asking for help

>>18181006
But you're ignoring the fact that I 1. Acknowledged I was making assumptions 2. acknowledged that I was working on incomplete or improperly stated information 3. acknowledged my experiences didn't cover everyone.

I said I thought it looked similar to other people who were unhealthy and that should have been that; advice delivered. I did everything I was supposed to in order to not be an arrogant shit about this and he's still haranguing me. Which is why I still think he's barking up the wrong tree.

>>18181010
how bout you just do it anyway? We can talk about multiple things at once.

>>18181010
>MGC Correctional Facilities
can you do one for a group of lioness girls of various attitudes and appearances looking for an alpha?
That would be hot.

Post slimes.

>>18181032

>>18181020
But he kinda did. He complained about it. I gave my two cents. That should have been it. It was only so long because someone else got angry because of what might have been just a misunderstanding.

This can be over now. I understand your point. Don't make assumptions. Consider your ignorance before you give advice. I already understood this.

>>18181011
>I can't tell whether it's the haters just needing something to hate
That

>>18181032
>filename
Anon please.

If you had the choice between going straight into a monstergirl jail where you were the only male prisoner, or serving your sentence as the chubby Dragon Prison Warden's cumpump which would you choose?

>>18181064
What's the setting
on a scale of idealism to mgc how corrupt and competent is it

>>18181064
I'd go into the general population so I could pull a Rorschach on them.

>>18181068
Just with less hot oil and with more facials.

>>18181067
This particular prison is Shawshank levels of corrupt. If you choose to be the warden's sex slave then it's just her raping you. Choosing otherwise opens you up to never get raped but also to get raped by every other girl in the prison, guards included.

>>18181068
So you'd fuck them and take responsibility for impregnating them?

>>18181064
Couldn't I just get stuck with the hellhound prison guard instead?

>>18181012
>clearly remember the old video that showed Canis Majoris as the largest star
>this has two stars that are bigger
>and then the black holes and quasars start coming
I'm scared.

>>18181076
>every other girl in the prison, guards included.
You can't rape the willing.

>>18181082
>"Y'know inmate, me and my girls get pretty lonely working this job and those Lamia Sisters have been eyeing you lately."
>"If you don't wanna get raped in the showers by tomorrow, tell the guard outside your cell tonight that you want to "negotiate" some protection."
>"Don't worry about gettin' in trouble. We'll give you special permission to be outta your cell aaaall night long~"

>>18181088
Are you sure anon? You might get dragged into the showers by a bunch of whooping and hollering monstergirls as they tear your prison uniform off, spread your legs and rape your balls dry.

>>18181095
jokes on them my cock doesn't work.

Posted a new wife pic last thread and on my twitter if you missed it, and the followup to the Setz picture should be coming soon! Here's a preview of it!

>>18181102
Joke's on you, they have ways to make it work.
Demonic energy you fool, there's no escape.

>>18181012
Perspective? Like how cows are basically the best things ever?

>>18181108
Moo?

>>18181084
God I wanna rape Lala's neckhole so badly.

>>18181112
listen babe I wanna fuck you

>>18181028
>how bout you just do it anyway?
Keep writing? or killing myself? because LIKE I SAID I cannot go back and reply to the posts ON MY PHONE. Jesus fuck dude, just stop, you don't even fully read the posts anymore, you've stopped trying just STOP.

>>18181030
I'll try.
Congratulations! You've been paired with 'Wacky Lioness Sisters'!
These three sisters were caught trying to rob a bank but didn't far thanks to their shenanigans (the oldest kept getting paint bombed while the other two ran around the place trying to find paper towels). They're career criminals, the likes no on has seen, mostly because they're so incompetent. The oldest is the leader, who is a bit scrawny and just barks orders at the other two (and hits them when they screw up). The middle one is the "technical" one (she claims she can hack into the pentagon but can barely work a microwave), she's also the tallest. The youngest is the muscle, she's strongfat and can lift almost anything with ease, just don't ask her to help you with your algebra homework. Please take care of them and remember any trouble they cause at your house will be compensated by MGC.
Also, we recommend you grow a beard, as lionesses won't follow "a man who doesn't have a luxurious mane'.
Take care and have fun anon!

>>18181048
Somehow I've been living with monstergirl media for a decade and this thread for a third of that.
Time sure flies.

>>18181129
>Keep writing? or killing myself?
wow you sure are fucking bad at reading whole posts and understanding context for someone who tries to criticize the same thing. Also you can reply to old threads on your phone. Control your outbursts.

>>18181115
Would you want Rachnee to force Lala to swallow load after load of your cum by using her head as an Onahole?
Or maybe you'd like her to make Lilith ride your dick?
Putting Rachnee in charge of a harem would lead to an amazing sex life I'll tell you that.

When's Armchair-kun gonna fuck off already?

>>18181154
You already ranted above, if you really wanted to stop dragging on a dead conversation maybe you should stop replying.

>>18181152
Yes to all of those please.

>>18181162
Bruv this is literally the first time I've chimed in.

>>18181112
And a moo moo to you too, young lady. You look especially heavy today.

>>18181168
Then you were significantly more stupid for bringing up the thing you apparently don't want to be brought up.

Like, remove your opinion of the argument and just look at how dumb your logic there was.

>>18181166
>Rachnee makes Miia ride your dick
>She uses her webs to make Papi hotdog you and Suu joins in because why not?
>Cerea gets forced into web bondage paizuri.
>Lala gets violated more ways than can be counted.
>Lilith gets forced to ride your dick until she's begging for you to cum up her tight ass.
>Mero is forced to deepthroat you until she almost passes out.
>Rachnee is almost comically bashful when she fucks you.

>>18181181
>Rachnee
>Bashful.
I dont see it. She's the most mature and dominant of the bunch. If he were a killer she'd be a Femme Fatale.

>>18181192
When she's faced with actual affection, Rachnee flusters easy. I mean yeah, when she's flustered she just performs more bondage but still.

>>18181197
Mh.... Yeah she'd probably be weak to lovely dovey stuff.

>>18181206
Probably nothing, that's canon.
It's actually happened.

https://twitter.com/syamoooji/status/937245721450840065

With a burden such as this, I can see why they stay in human form so much.

>>18181129
You could write it in notes or something and then just copy-past it. It's a quite round about way to do it, but it can work. (You were also so close to mine damn it)

Can't even remember the last time I wrote a single line of story.

Wouldn't mind a girl with a mouth like Mileena's, but only if she had lips to go with it.

Mileena's mouth in X looks like she originally had lips but some one tore them off and just left the more human bits

>>18181264
She does have lips, it's just that her mouth keeps going way after these end.

Hellhounds are best!

>>18181267
It's heavily downplayed in this image, but in the game, around the rest of her mouth is red, scarred flesh. Like even the mouth beyond her "lips" once had "lips" or at the least skin covering it, and it got torn off.

So What I'm saying is in a relaxed, closed mouth state, no teeth would be showing, just a line between her lips that stretched from ear to ear. And when she opened her mouth or pulled her lips back in a snarl you'd see the inhumanly long and vicious rows of teeth

>>18181267
The one girl who it's more fun to kiss on the cheek than the lips.

>>18181275
>>18181278
How bout this one?

>>18181273
Just imagine being caught by one after a long chase.
>"You put up a good fight cutie, so I'm gonna be nice to you. Mouth, Tits, Pussy or Ass? What do you want for the first ten?"

>>18181287
I'm not going to say no to that either.

>>18181287
I want to pull her tongue out of her mouth and spend like half an hour brushing it and her teeth while she squirms in my lap

>>18181287
Mileena was my first fearboner.

>>18181244
ok I'll try but if this doesnt work I'm sorry anon

>>18181298
>>18181293
>>18181299
You want cuddles with that?
https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=mileena

>>18181311
Hot diggity!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAwWPadFsOA

>>18181304
Some crimes cannot be forgiven.
Or you can just do them when you have the time.
Whatever works for you I guess.

Would you love a autismdere girl like Mashiro from sakurasou?

Which monstergirls would be autismdere? I personally think a lich is a good option.

>>18181319
Give me a few hours I'll throw it all into a pastebin ok?

>>18181311
She'd make a 11/10 ghoul. Perfect for cuddles too, every one she spars with at her "Immortal die die die again combat" gym makes fun of her looks so I bet she has a real complex over her teeth.

Wanna rub her fangs, cut my thumb faintly on them and let her lick the wound.

>>18181290
>"....can't we just cuddle and talk about our feelings?"

>>18181366
She can't mark you as hers through just cuddling anon

>>18181366
That'd probably get you a blush followed by her tearing off your pants, spreading your legs and raping you in the amazon position until you pass out.
Then she'll sling you over her shoulder and you'll wake up in her comfy bed being cuddled like a teddy bear.

>>18181386
Why not? Shouldn't the strong scent of a hellhound be enough to show a man as claimed?

I have to say, anons. I want to give my daughteru upsies and watch as she uses her wings to fly.

>>18181416
TAKE
These broken wings
And learn to fly again

>>18181416
Be careful with dragon daughterus, they don't have the best control. Could blow you right off your feet if they flap wrong.

>>18181447
It is time to pass on to the Dragotheru the most important flying-related advice her mother can give.
Press x to jump. Press x again at the very top of your jump to glide. At the end of your glide press triangle to hover.

>>18181447
My daughteru is exactly that, though I'd already be used to her mother using her wings as fans for me because I die in heat, so I wouldn't have to worry.
Oh the wonders of a grinded windproof skill.

>>18181453
It would be cute to see daughtery flapping her wings at the end of a glide, trying to gain some more height.

>>18181336
Soon as i seen Mashiro's name I thought Lich too, would love and protect a Lich like that.

Do you like girly pheromones enough to put up with armpit hair?

>>18181544
Nope. I can deal with a tuff down there, but I prefer things smooth.

>>18181544
Pretty sure I could put up with it on a monstergirl, but I wouldn't shove my face onto it willingly.

>>18181393
It depends if she's in heat or not. If she's normal then it would be just a barely noticable scent unless she clinged very hard.

>>18181544
>armpit hair
Gross. If you want pheromones just go to the source, don't go dirty hippy

>>18181336
>Night Gaunt can't function in society
>She used to be homeless and eat from trash before meeting you
>Won't say a word no matter what anyone asks her
>Has absolutely no idea of what's acceptable and not
>Constantly clinging onto you
>Won't fall asleep unless she wraps her arms and wings around you
>Freezes and refuses to move whenever you leave her alone
Would you take care of her?

>>18181765
>Night gaunt
>Needing food
>Not sustaining herself off dreams and nightmares.

>>18181544
That is premium armpit mofu.

>>18181776
I wonder which of the two taste the best.
What do wet dreams taste like?

>>18181776
>Anon is having a horrible nightmare about his social anxiety
>Night Gaunt comes in his dream and snatches him away to safety
>He wakes up hours later feeling fully rested and at peace

What would happen if he was having a pleasant dream? Would she still carry him away?

>>18181852
No, she just joins in on the comfy dream

>>18181852
I keep having dreams about me being awful at hockey.
It's not really a nightmare and it doesn't matter seeing as I stopped switched to drop-in 8 years ago but damn if it doesn't suck.

It's like my version of the 'nothing but your underwear' dreams

>>18181879
I'd love having a cute chaos kuucubus share a comfy dream with me.
Do Night Gaunts judge you if your dreams involve silly hobbies such as video games and toys?

How would a satyros react to vegan wine?

>>18181945
The same way everyone else does.
Vomiting

>>18181945
Wait, how can you have vegan wine?
unless I missed a memo and grapes are made out of meat.

>had a monster girl dream
>it was 2hu related rather than mge
Kinda weird since I haven't been that into 2hu for quite a while but Flan is cute so I'm not complaining.

>>18181958
Some animal products and by products are used for finishing the product. They remove organic impurities and improve clarity and flavor.

>>18181958
processed wine uses meat products in its creation

>>18181920
No. It's not every day dreams are so convenient to spill all your hobbies and likes. Be prepared for games you're interested in mysteriously turning up in your bedroom

>>18181958
Not sure about wine but some beers for example use fish bladders for filtering.

>>18181920
>had dream about finding an antique WW1 Enfield 303 in a record shop
>go home and my roommate paints it bright green
>wake up
What would nightgaunt-chan think of my weird ass dreams

>>18181996
She's think that you wanted to hear the music of your favourite thing, the record of a "WW1 Enfield 303" (but her, interpreted more literally)

You'll find her in bright green slime the next morning

>>18181903
You just need to dream up a Yeti cheering you on at hockey

>>18181920
>dont have many dreams anymore
>those i do have are usually nightmares
This and insomnia will make Nightgaunts far to excited won't they?

>>18182014
>bright green nightgaunt
That sounds dangerously cute

>>18181974
>Anon has a weird dream that's pretty much an amalgamation of all his recent thoughts
>During that dream he voices his desire for the latest video game console
>It's by his bedside when he wakes up
>A few weeks later he dreams of a particular meal
>It mysteriously appears on his dinner table later that day
>Eventually he dreams of having someone to cure his loneliness
>When he wakes up there is a Night Gaunt in his bed

https://i.imgur.com/T8JuGyZ.png
https://i.imgur.com/81mMkav.jpg

First glub-on-it and second jacqli commission got finished over the weekend! Pretty happy with how they turned out!

>>18182126
>Anon thinks he's still dreaming
>She has to try and communicate to him through charades that she's real.

>>18182162
Milf mouse and cute mouse, both lewd mice.

>>18182169
She'd start tickling him if he didn't make the first move quickly.

>>18182162
What puffy nipples that small mouse has.

>>18182219
Puffy nipples are just as sensitive as inverted nipples.

>>18182020
I’m fine with real hockey, it’s just dream Hockey where I suck

>>18182126
Is this threadcannon or did I miss something? I don’t remember anything about Nightgaunts and dreams. This sounds more like a night mare.

>>18182239
100% threadcanon. Not even in the making of are Night Gaunts mentioned having dream powers.
Their original mythology does have strong and direct links to dreams though.

I bet dragons/tanukis get mad when their boyfriends work in companies that don’t belong to them/their families

>>18182201
>Night gaunt-chan pouts angrily as anon doesn't believe she exists her arms and wings claw out, laying into the unsuspecting fool as they tickle him to madness and back again
>Lets out a muffled "Hmph" as she turns from him and crosses her arms and wings

>>18182260
>Not being a stay at home husband
That's basically telling your wife that you'd rather get bossed around by another woman than accepting her money

>>18182281
Boyfriends, Anon.
Also, there would probably be rules in most company guidelines to keep wives and husbands near each other to keep up productivity.

>>18182293
I'm not sure how much productivity there would be in that sort of scenario.

>>18182260
>start dating a wealthy tanuki
>she asks you where you work
>"Surely not Dragonwares limited? You wouldn't believe the corruption in that business, best get out while you can"
>"Oh yes, a position just opened up as my secretary, purely coincidental of course. Would you be interested? The pay is pretty good~"

>>18182312
Let's assume only couples who actually want to work would be there.
They might take a lot of breaks and days off but the work would be done properly and on time except during mating season.

>>18181961
Well the last dream I had was about a cramped, dark space-ship. Does that mean I'm going to become a Mamononaut?

>>18182312
Sorry, meant to say prevent them from being near each other.

>>18182324
But I’m in IT, not a secretary

>>18182350
>Eye-tee?
>Into Tits?

>>18182345
>cramped, dark space-ship
No but your new name is Issac Clarke and there's a bunch of undead women after your dick now.

>>18182324
>Anon leaves his position at his Tanuki girlfriend's buisness
>Not a single other company will hire him or even take his resume
>Turns out his girlfriend told every other company that she'd sue anyone who hired him
>He ends up going back to her company with a raise and better work conditions
Same would happen with a Dragon but instead of suing she would straight up destroy their headquarters.

>>18182356
Yup. I'll have you bearing a hefty, milky bosom in no time!

>>18182366
Oh great, Necromorph soup again?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYuOStPmYdQ

>>18181961
I finally had a monster girl dream. My subconscious is degenerate though.
I was the pet of a dragon girl and was presenting to her and curling up next to her. She had me wearing nothing but a loose collar and a tail plug.

>>18182380
From the scant amounts I've perused, I don't like dead space. Too unrealistic, at least dark souls acknowledges all your deaths as canon and within gameplay.

One dude manages to make it through all the dead space games? Some of what I've seen is true cosmic horror shit, and yet he manages to kill it/fend it off? Nah

>>18182404
What a silly thing to say.

>>18182415
Elaborate.

I got my 4th World omnibus in the mail today and goddamn it's THICK. Which girl would appreciate big books with me? Would Dragons accept comic book collecting as an appropriate Hoarding method?

>>18182356
That is true but also wrong

>>18182419
It's a fucking video game where (You) kill wave after wave of monsters, who cares if it's not realistic for one person to succeed in such a feat in real life?

>>18182437
>Realism doesn't matter
Are there really that many of you retards, or do I keep coming across the same one?

>>18182446
Can you discuss some of these realistic games that totally exist over on /v/ maybe?

>it goes without saying that being a teen with an adopted momster is tough
>she gets worried about your health if she doesn't find used tissues in the trash
>sometimes you'll come home to find a stack of porn mags, most of which feature milfs, on your bed with a note from your momster
>and her conversations with the other human moms in the neighborhood are the most embarrassing
>"My son is growing so much lately."
>"Oh, I know what you mean. My son's cock has gotten so big, I don't know if I could take it all. But it's a mother's duty to try, right?"
>"Uuh..."

>>18182448
I'm not the one who brought it up I just chimed in. As for your smart ass comment, Dark souls is pretty realistic, I feel. I've no doubt if you had endless fights to learn a boss you could eventually overcome it. As for any superhuman feats, the setting has established the growth of your prowess via consuming souls.

The only unrealistic thing about it is perhaps your willpower. It's one thing to be on the end of a controller, it's another to live the fights endlessly. Any Chosen Undead given to a casul would probably rather hollow permanently.

>>18182461
Yes, that's nice and all but can you please take your in-depth vidya discussion to /v/? It seems much more suited to your interests.

>>18182452
Good mom.

>>18182470
You didn't reply with anything of substance, so I obviously have nothing more to say on the matter. For future reference, if you don't like it, don't bring it up. Got nothing to do with me

>>18182482
Don't have a cow, man.

>muh realism

>>18182493
>no u
Eh, about the response I'd expect. You didn't even have the common decency to post a cow

>>18182452
Top 5 ways to break your monster's heart.
5: Lock your door at night
4: Tell her you prefer younger girls
3: Subscribe to Paladin monthly
2: Come out as an Alp
1: Bring a girlfriend home

>>18182493
Wouldn't holsts WANT to have a cow?
I'm talking about daughters.

>>18182452
How could anyone resist? Or how do you break her and get her to move first?

>>18182508
Random note, I do think you ordered these well. At least with an alp she can groom her new daughter to be as debauched as she is.

>>18182506
I posted a Dark Souls character just to appease you but you had to take THAT as an insult too. What do you want from me? I am not interested in talking about video games. You want to do that, you can go to /v/. That's all there is to it, I really don't get why you decided to try and do it here and insist that I participate in it with you. But what you seek isn't here. Just follow your heart already.
OR you can stay here and discuss Monster Girls instead. Make your choice. Here's the cow you wanted.

>>18182533
>What do you want from me?
You can start by not taking things so seriously. Did you honestly see my post and think I was legitimately upset you didn't post a holstaur to accompany your "Don't have a cow"?

I see why you didn't post the cow originally, you were too busy having her to yourself. I don't want your sloppy seconds sir. Delet this

>>18182493
But I want cows.
And sows.
Both big and meaty.

>>18182523
Then they can marry the same man and enjoy a fulfilling family life.
You'd need to be real perverted to want a debauched momster and her trained Alp daughter as your wives.

>>18182541
>>18182544
You want cows? I got your cows right here!

>>18182550
I'm sure there are people out there into such things.

>>18182550
Yeah, you sure would. Good thing I'm not a perv like that. Hahaha...haaa...gulp.

>>18182562
>Black and white cow
Technically bestiality, Ican't believe he fucked a literal cow.

>>18182568
How pathetic does a guy have to be to fuck a literal cow.

>>18182562
Mmmm, cows

>>18182544
>ywn feed a meaty holst and p'orc juicy burgers and sausages before giving them your meat
It hurts

>>18182345
>spoiler
Lewd but the kind of lewd I can appreciate.

>>18182403
Lewd but the kind of lewd I can appreciate.

>>18182596
I have to admit, the head pats were nice. I wish I had loving physical contact.

>>18182568
>>18182575
How now that cow was asking for it, you saw how it was dressed.

>>18182514
No one should resist a momster's pure, unrestrained love. She only wants you to be as happy as can be. Sonus should always feel free to dump their love into their momsters as well. At least three times. A day. Five on weekends.

>>18182614
But if i dont resist how else will she go crazy?

>>18182605
>headpats from a dragon
Something I'd absolutely love too. As for your spoiler I think that goes for most here.

>>18182583
It does.
Laying with those girls on the bed would be great

>>18182618
Tease the shit out of her?
>walk around the house with a blantant stiffy in your pants
>when she goes to work, jerk off as much as you can in her room so all she can smell is you
>casually mention how you had a dream where you knocked her up after hours of passionate mating

>>18182614
I can't decide if the best momster is a gentle Succubus who only uses seduction, never forces herself on you and heavily encourages your sexuality by providing you with all sorts of items, magazines and DVDs.
Or a yandere Lamia who believes that every drop of your semen belongs in her womb and won't let you set your eyes on any other girl even the ones on TV.

>>18182657
Personally, I'd go with the succubus. She seems like she'd almost cry with joy when you tell her you want your first time to be with her, as well as your second time, third time, fourth, fifth...

>>18182656
That is one way of doing it.
>>18182657
>yandere Lamia momster
She'd start calling you husband before you're 16.
>>18182605
>dream of being headpatted by a dragon
You lucky son of a bitch.

What if a Dark Priest becomes a Dark Knight?

>>18182679
Dark paladin.

Have you ever had your fantasies fight each other? I think I had a visit from nightmare-chan last night.
My dream started with gay hypnosis rape when a monster girl appeared and broke me out of it and we made sweet vanilla love.

>>18182657
How about the lamia, but maybe a little less yandere?

>>18182650
I'd want them to rest their heads against my shoulders, their tits pressed up against my sides as they cling to me. Meanwhile, I'd hug them close with my arm wrapped around them. I imagine it'd be like sleeping between two big, warm marshmellows. The comfiest

>>18182682
I want one.

>>18182657
>>18182671
>Gentle Succubus momster
>Milfmode hourglass taken to the extreme
>your whole life you’ve had those enormous wobbling milk mounds shoved in your face
>she breastfed you until you were 12
>and not to mention her prodigious ass sticking out in front of you all the time
>she always playfully bumps you with it in a hip check when you come home from school, says it’s because she’s a ‘cool mom’
>she also used that excuse when she bought you a custom highly expensive magic onahole as soon as you hit puberty
>every day cooks you all three meals, always arranged into a smiley face or a heart or with a little note on the napkin saying how much she loves you
>her cooking is great, her smile isn’t great, she’d honestly make an amazing wife for you to stick your indescribably huge cock into
>a part of you is pretty sure that last part is because of her food but when you ask her she blushes furiously and stammers our some excuse about ‘traditional cultural cooking’

>>18182702
I’m sure I can teach her to smile better!

>>18182691
Yandere enough to have a crisis whenever she sees that you watched porn, but not yandere enough to prevent you from going to a mixed school?

>>18182702
>momster desperately wants to be a ‘cool mom’
Oh that’s delectable and sinful.
>tell her a cool mom would let their son paint her face and tits white
>she’s got double peace signs, eyeliner running down her cheeks, mouth and cleavage overflowing with cum as it strands across her face and chest while looking up at you
>”A-am I a cool mom sweetie? Do you think mommy is cool now? Ah, another load? I-I can take it, of course sweetie! T-that’s what a cool mom would do, right?”

>>18182694
That it would, although I’d want that P’orc To sport the larger rear

>>18182702
>ywn hear her stifle moans whenever you use the onahole
>ywn find her in a daze after you give it an especially hard pounding
I need this kind of momster

>>18182714
>’Cool Mom’ and ‘Anon’s property’ written in black marker on her ass as she shudders from cum overload on the floor
>”I did it... anon thinks I’m a cool m-m-Mom...”

>>18182714
Anon please don't break your momster.
The most you can do is tell her that a cool mom would have no problem taking her son's full lenght in the ass, and then watch as she struggles to fit even half of it.

>>18182714
>>18182722
Is there a word for a girl who is lewd and cute? Because that's what she is.

>>18182720
>she rips her jeans from spreading her legs so wide while bending over the couch while you’re using it in your room
>you come out to see her like this after finishing up and cleaning off to get a snack
>she isn’t wearing any underwear under her ripped jeans, or it’s a very tiny thong
>this just gets you horny again as you go back to your room for one more round, and this time you can hear her audibly saying very naughty things
>if you didn’t know better, you’d say this onahole was... wait

Marrying the eldest daughter of the Takeda would help you further your plan to become shogun, miritary ruler of all Zipangu.

there's a monster living under my bed
Whispering in my ear

>>18182737
or eliminating them? war is hell

>>18182702
I want to make her look pregnant with triplets.

>>18182740
a Nightguant? a Ghost? a Shogot?

>>18182723
>even her massive milf ass can only take half your length
>tell her it’s fine, you still think she’s pretty c-
>”Nngh! N-no! K-Keep pushing sweetie, aaahhhn, mommy will make room! J-just a bit further, I-I’m a- eep! C-c-cccaaaaahhn!”
>her ass is practically sucking you in, milking you as inch by inch you stick in further, her hands clawing into the floor and drool seeping out the side of her mouth as her tail is spazzing out from sensory overload
Momsterbus can do it! Just a quarter of the way more!

>>18182730
Lewdcute. And yes, she’s perfect to me.

>>18182723
>"It's okay if you can't, mom"
>"N-no, I can do it, sweetie. Just give me a second."
>she slowly squats lower on you meaty shaft when one of her feet slips, shoving the whole thing deep inside her ass
>she nearly passes out from the subsequent mindshattering orgasm and manages to mutter out "I'm the coolest."

>>18182751
You better princess carry her to bed after she can't walk because of it.
Also make sure to give her a good night kiss and tell her how cool of a mom she is.

>>18182740
What's it saying? Something like 'buy more cheetos'?

>>18182709
Exactly. I want to be able to function in a social atmosphere, but still clingy.

>>18182533
That's a nice looking cow.

>>18182744
Can nightguants talk?

>>18182740
Don't let it tell your Jinko that it has fresh salmon.

>>18182751
Momsterbus is gonna end up a buttslut for sure. Best be ready for all the ways she's gonna draw attention to her big round ass, like sexy pants with easy access holes or making sure that whatever she's doing gives you an eye-full of that glorious booty.

>>18182758
>>18182764
Oh, I’ll do that and more. I’ll pamper her and slowly rub her down to soothe her aching body in bed, kissing her neck and whispering in her ear that she’s the coolest mom ever, that no other mom is as hip as her and that I want to spend every day with my cool, hip momster.
Feeling her drift to sleep with one last pleasant shuddering orgasm as my hand overlaps with hers would be heavenly.
And though I’d drift off telling myself that I’d make her breakfast the next morning, sure enough I’d wake up to the smell of sausage and eggs and her happily cheerily announcing “Sweetie~~~! Mommy made breakfast~~~!”
Only this time she’d have a naked apron that did nothing to cover her delicious meaty milf curves. And milk would come from the tap.

>>18182786
I think so, I think they are just very shy or introverted. Basically shadows who hide all day when not carrying people around. I like to think they just can't into human social ques.

>>18182685
I remember losing an arm and burning a lot of my body so I could be with my waifu in a dream. She was crying a lot in the end, hugging my almost dead body and saying that knowing I love her is enough.
I think that dream was way too deep for me.

>>18182790
>walk in to her bending over at the waist in nothing but some very tight yoga pants, a sports bra that she’s overflowing and a headband, her enormous ass pointed right at you, god damn that thing is ungodly huge
>”Hey sweetie~! The other moms are trying this yoga thing- phew! I-it’s hard to stay bent like this for me though, do you wanna come help mommy make sure she’s doing it right?”
>your pants were off before she even finished speaking

>>18182800
For some reason I always imagined them communicating in squeaks.

>>18182814
If it was sounds, it would probably be eldritch shrilling and cooing. Personally, I want a cute Nightguant kohai who gets chatty when playing FPS games.

>>18182799
Just tell her that you made breakfast for her too and whip out your dick.
She's a succubus she can literally feed off of that.

>>18182751
>>18182790
>>18182810
Heavens above, this Succubus needs art.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4vJn0IikkQ

How evil do you want your pharaoh?

>>18182790
What goes through her head as she’s bending over in front of her son to check the oven, her ass practically burying his face in as he tries to slide past her?

>>18182907
Imotep levels of crazy, but also a cock addict

>>18182830
>Straddling your cock and bouncing lightly on it as she has the warmest, sweetest smile ever feeding you fork to mouth
>even during this asking you motherly questions like ‘how did you sleep’ ‘how has school been’ ‘do you want to screw mommy against the refrigerator’ ‘Ah, not till you finish breakfast!’

>>18182894
Would she still make sure you do your homework before she lets you fuck her cool Mom brains out?

>>18182907
Doing whatever it takes to make her kingdom grow while avoiding some casualities.

Adopteru > Momster

>>18182972
Neither are for sex, they are for taking care of and introducing your girlfriend to.

>>18182907
>Kan ra
Can't un think a pharaoh shouting "MAH SOUP"
A kan ra pharaoh would is weird though, it would be a pharaoh with the mind of a lich... kinda

>>18182919
This is exactly the kind of life I want to have with a Holstaur, this is all I want out of life.

>>18182922
Both

>>18182907
Not evil at all. Noble and Regal. And graped by my nee-san.

Sensitive skin

>>18183091
Fluffy paws

>>18182787
>>18182767
>>18182744
There's an angel, with a hand on my head. She say I' ve got nothing to fear

What kind of monster she would be?

>>18183207
She’s already half way to a Cursed Sword

>>18183207
Dark Knight

>>18183091
If you lick a Mummy's hyper sensitive skin cracks she will cum repeatedly.

Heres an idea
get a fairy tail, and improve it with monstergirs

>>18183294
Snow White and the seven dwarves. Except Snow White is a dude and the dwarves are short stacks that rape him in his sleep with varying amounts of ferocity

>wake up
>notice I’ve missed all the delicious momster talk
Dammit. I just want twin Succubi Momsters, is that too hard to ask for?

>>18183294
Rape-unzel.
A Kejorou is locked away in a tower because the empress knew she had better hair than her. Years go by and now she’s a lonely CC who spends her time doing crossword puzzles and reading. That is until a lone anon tries to break into her tower only to be met with furious lovemaking and cuddles for the rest of his life.

>>18183294
>Little red riding hood
Wolf bites red, turns her into another werwolf and together they rape the huntsman
>Jack and the beanstalk
No adventure at all, Jack and and his mother would just live off holstaur milk
>Repunzel
The prince doesn't expect her hair to tangle round him and pull him up

>>18183294
Little Red Riding Hood, except the the titular character is a shota red wearing Order squire getting stalked by a yandere Werewolf while journeying to his grandpas house.

>>18183294
Gender swap Beauty and the Beast
GG NO RE EZ

Seriously though, most ideas have already been done.

What kind of cursed weapon would you like to have?

this image gives me serious aria of sorrow vibes,undine spirit summon+one of the many giant ass swords

>>18183294
Jack and the Beanstalk. Giantess takes a liking to Jack, keeps him as pet/sex toy.

>>18183349
Cursed mace, fuck all the fancy jrpg weapons and high tier armor, a good old mace to the head will always do the trick no matter how well protected someone is.

>>18183349
Cursed pen, for modern min max. She'd be like a hot secretary.

>>18183329
>Not a giant Alurane whisking Jack and his Holst childhood friend away to see the Golden Harpy, only to be chased away by the mean old ogre who’s upset that her husband is away.

>>18183348
For beauty and the beast we have to step outside of MGE rules.
Keep the gender swap, but the cursed princess is a full monster and when the curse is lifted she becomes a monstergirl

>>18183309
What's the best unconventional momster?

>>18183364
Mimic with a huge chest.

>>18183349
Can I have a cursed poleaxe instead? Maybe a (barely) subtly yandere naginata who's an amazing wife so long as I don't have any FILTHY WHORES within pole reach?

>>18183364
Titania. She'd be like a big sister and mommy rolled into one. I imagine you'd get the same from a hobgoblin, actually.

>>18183309
Little Red Riding Hood, except with Little Red Wolf and Big Bad Human.

>>18183364
Hellhound. So many people would have their doubts about her, saying that’s shes “only in it to get a shota” but in reality she really just wants to be a good mother and prove to herself and others that she’s capable of being a mom.

>>18183397

>>18183404
Gazer-chan that is not cool!

>>18183294
>The Boy who cried Werewolf

Pretty self explanatory. The Werewolf took the boy home with her at the end.

>>18183397
>>18183404
Noice.

>>18183410

Don't worry. It's cold coffee

>>18183404
How rude!

>>18183364
All of the Chaos species
>Nightgaunt
>No, he’s not emo, he’s just shy and a bit of a mama’s boy
>Wendigo
>A wild child that loves camping and being innawoods
>Shoggoth
>Fairly normal, but there’s something queer about his aura

>>18183364

>>18183460
Satania would make a good mom

>>18183466
I shouldn’t want this as badly as I do.

>>18183460
IMAGINE

>>18183471
Devil milk.

>>18183427
If it's cold enough the coffee would turn into snow the moment Gazer-chan throws it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2LFtYUUXJlE

>>18183482

I lied. It's actually hot coffee

>>18183364
Oomukade, when you get grounded she bites you so you can't leave when she's not looking.

>>18182162
You pick out some great artists for lewds.

Who's in charge of this orphanage handing out free children like fucking candy to single monsters?

In real life, almost no single person would be able to get an adopted kid, much less a man. I don't see how monsters would be able to get little boys unless the whole system is corrupted to the brim by DE and controlled by monsters.

>>18183496
>unless the whole system is corrupted to the brim by DE and controlled by monsters.
Anon.

>>18183486
I meant the weather. The water in that vid was hot too.

>>18183496
Shotafication potions are a hell of a drug.

>>18183496
>I don't see how monsters would be able to get little boys unless the whole system is corrupted to the brim by DE and controlled by monsters.
Well you just kinda typed the answer out didn't you?

>>18183486
Get out of here Lloyd.
Actually this got me thinking, the Symphonia cast would make pretty good monster girls
>sheena as a kunoichi
>raine as a hakutaku
>presea as a battle lich

>>18183487
There's another for my list of abilities that would be amazing for raising children but make you a terrible parent for using. It's below flayer tentacles, vampire mind control and a medusa's gaze.

>>18183506

The most important question is

Is it pancake time?

>>18183518
I think that applies to any other monstergirl venom too.

Salamander chef needs to come up with a new recipe

>>18181267
>>18181287
>>18181311
>>18181354
>All this dangermouth posting
Lo, I have been summoned from my slumber. Good to see other people who can appreciate the delicate balance between absolutely terrifying and erotic that Mileena's mouth is capable of.

It's still the best mouth design for Manticores and Ghouls.

>>18183537
Most of them. Girties also have a really effective timeout enforcement mechanism, but something like the basilisk actually wouldn't be that useful.

>>18182737
Horses eat like horses. Slaughter them all and distribute the grain

>>18183544
I just wish she had a longer tongue

>>18183518
>medusa gaze
Tsun snakes would make adorable momsters.
>>18183525
It's always time for pancakes.

>>18183544
MKX was the sweet spot for that mouth
Shame about d'vorah though

>>18183518
Where does a Pharos god voice, an Anubis curse, and a Weresheep’s wool fit in?

>>18183496
Any monster with a Jocasta complex will be able to have a son-husband in no time.

>>18183540
I would like to see her dramatically cutting meat and fish

>>18183564
Something like this?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=MXXeqbGHrdY

>>18183563
Jocasta ends up killing herself and Oedipus gouges out his own eyes tho...

>>18183560
I can't really talk, though, because I've always been fascinated by the sexual potential of the Xenomorph mouth given their 'tongue' is really a pharyngeal jaw, much like an eel.

>>18183573
Kinky

>>18183496
Orphanages are literally bride/groom services. The adopted monster daughterus will inevitably rape their dads and mothers would rape their adopted sons.

Friendly reminder to dick the daughteru. It'd make her day!

>>18183569
Exactly like that

>>18183563
>No curvy Pharaoh momster with a Jocasta complex.
>You'll never see her practically drooling while she uses her god voice to tell you to facefuck her all day long once you reach sexual maturity.
>You'll never have wild orgies with her, her Apophis rival, and your Anubis and Sphinx aunties.

>>18183584
You're forgetting the more likely scenario that a momster adopts a human boy to be her daughteru's husband.

>>18183586
I've always been of two minds about this. On one hand, it's reprehensible behavior. On the other, as a slime lover, I'd be a worse father not to feed my daughteru...

>>18183573
Having a Jocasta complex wouldn't make them literally become Jocasta, moron.

>>18183607
Yes it will
Also there is no need for name calling.

>>18183562
>Where does a Pharos god voice
Ooh, tough one. It functionally is mind control but because it's just words, even if they are magic, it doesn't feel any different from a stern tone from a mother that knows her shit, though maybe without the lasting teaching effects. I suppose it depends on the exact mechanism, but I'm going to call it "kind of shitty."

>Anubis curse
I don't actually have a problem with this one since it's readily controllable and immediately reversible. It's on the same level as a good spanking And would make a normal or light spanking so much worse. Not shitty.

>A Weresheep’s wool fit in?
This is a good monster ability and using it would make you a good parent so long as you aren't putting your kids to sleep constantly because you don't feel like dealing with them or something. It's a harmless sleep aid that lets everyone in the family get a better night's rest. I don't think any parent would want to go without unless they were too broke to afford some.

>>18183595
Is this what Alcadizzar missed out on when he refused vampire minge.

>>18183605
Slimes are different from your average monstergirl. Daughteru dicking is much easier and acceptable with slimes.

>>18183623
Still grinds against my moral fiber. Granted, a slime daughteru is more like a clone than actual daughter, so there's that, I guess. It certainly would be an adjustment.

>>18183623
God bless girls with simple dispositions

>>18183605
You know what the solution is right? Get your daughteru a childhood friend and let nature take it's course.

I want a hime cut authoritarian Pharaoh to dominate me!

>>18183623
You know, I'm pretty happy knowing you'll never reproduce.

>>18183672
Okay but what kind?
>Stern yet lewd Boss
>Covert Pervert Class President
>Overtly lewd momster
>Haughty Ojou-sama
>or Sadistic Onee-sama

>>18183678
How would you describe Satsuki from Kill la Kill?

>>18183584
>The adopted monster daughterus will inevitably rape their dads
>rape
>not sinful consensual sex after subtle temptation and seduction by the adopteru

>>18182493
That sallys armor is shit.

>>18183673
What is the proper age of consent for a slime?

>>18183687
I like both scenarios, both getting forcefully raped by your daughter and falling into temptation have their charm in my opinion

>>18183682
Extremely lewd dominatrix Class President.
Very likely to make you kiss her ass.

>>18183687
When your daughteru starts to hit on you the best course of action is to bend your wife over and start dicking her in front of the daughter. You are married to your wife and completely taken. She needs to find her own guy.

>>18183703
Five minutes.

>>18183678
>Overtly lewd momster
I’d love to have any momster like this so I can play dense until she finally snaps and locks us in her bedroom one spring break.

>>18183708
>spoiler
What if I start tongue punching it instead?

>>18183708
Then yeah that sounds perfect.

And what a lovely ass it would be too.

>>18183718
>Tongue punching a Class Prez's fart box

>>18183709
>The best course of action is to show your daughter how good of a fuck you are and how amazing you could make her feel if she was on the receiving end of that dick
There's no way this could backfire!

Cursed boxcutters.

>>18183544
>>18183552
I'm trying to imagine the most fear-boner monster girl I can come up without reaching The Thing territory where everything goes.

>Medusa Hair, except of snakes it's Oomukades)
>Demon horns pointed upwards.
>Unnatural skin color.
>6 to 8 eyes of one solid color (Rachnera style)
>Pointy, elven ears
>Mileena Mouth
>Vampire/Viper fangs.
>Long, forked snake tongue.
>4 to 6 arms, each with claws of different species.
>4 to 6 Breasts over a long, extended torso.
>A cross between a spider and scorpion torsos for a body.
>Each leg is similar to that of an Ushi-Oni's in size and strength.
>Very long, tail similar to a lamia's body but with the spikes of a manticore's all over it and a tail pussy on it's end.
>The tail's end has clas to grab a person's body with, and a tongue isnide of it.

Mh, yeah, that's about it.

>>18183732
Yes, but how can she get the dick if it’s inside her mom? Checkmate atheists.

>>18183709
>implying you already have a waifu in a situlation where you have an adopted monster daughteru
Both you and her know why you wanted to adopt her and why she wanted to go with you.

>>18183732
If it does, you've failed as a father.

>>18183736
You've lost both the fear and the boner aspect, resulting in a mere abomination.

>>18183734
Sounds like she would make a good chav

>>18183731
You say that like it’s a bad thing Anon.

>>18183736
That's not even a monstergirl.

>>18183742
I'll make up for being a bad dad to my daughter by being an amazing husband instead!

>>18183540
>Salamander Chef constantly tries out new recipes that she made herself
>All ways invites you over to try them out
>Protesting makes her say "nothing wrong with free food, is there?"

>>18183722
Would you be prepared for her cuddling you after fucking you senseless though?
Would you be ready for her earnest affection?

>>18183762
If I make better food then her can she become my wife/

>>18183736
>4 to 6 Breasts
Gross.

>>18183763
That sounds just perfect to me Anon. Would she have trouble being affectionate to me?

>>18183764
If you can beat her California Reaper Chili, she'll marry you.

>>18183781
I think I'll lose but it doesn't hurt to try.

>>18183770
>That spoiler
She'd have trouble showing her affection when you're conscious so when she thinks you've passed out from sex she'll start cuddling you and whispering how much she loves you into your ears. If you fake being asleep and then make it so she can't get away, you'll get to see her blushing face as she realizes you heard her.

>>18183764
I wonder if salamander chef has a "serious" mode
Where she starts holding a cooking knife in both hands and wheres a bandana to keep her hair out the way.
>"challenge me to a cook off? Very well, I shall show you TRUE monster cuisine!"

>>18183743
>>18183769
>You've lost both the fear and the boner aspect
>Gross.
That's where you're wrong.

>>18183752
>It's definetly a monster.
>It's also a girl.
>It totally loves cuddling and having you pet her centipede hair in the mornings.
I don't see why not.

>>18183790
I don't think I could pretend to be asleep for very long if she's whispering in my ears. They're quite sensitive.

>>18183781
I would use me specialty
The 3 meat volcano Toastie!
Or my spiced rice with Cheesey beef and veg

>>18183764
>Shokugeki no Soma but with a Salamander
Naisu!

>>18183769
I’ve seen it done well exactly once.

>>18183804
No anon, you misunderstand.
You have to eat the whole pot of Chili.

>>18183805
And she'd look like Nikumi.

>>18183742
But you can be a good father and a good husband to the same girl at the same time.

>>18183811
Bah, I've eaten Trinidad scorpion and ghost peppers
unless its some bullsht magic super chilli Ill be fine

>>18183736
Congratulations you managed to make a busy-as-fuck design that isn't even interesting or a monster girl at that point.

>>18183827
The California Reaper is the current record holder for hottest in the world.
If you can eat the whole thing and keep it down that Salamander'll heartpupil just looking at you.

>>18183797
>actively defending your literal abomination

>>18183819
>Caramel brown Salamander who refuses to wear anything but bikini tops and daisy dukes and who has a near spiritual connection to the meat she cooks
You'd better cherish that girl.

>>18183840
What kind of monster (not the kind this thread likes) wouldn't?

>>18183837
so pretty much a salamander version of the chilli cookoff in simpsons
https://imgur.com/a/kV5qC

>>18183844
Probably one of our resident edgeposters.

>>18183857
>Unicorn makes Chili
>"Oh it's not 5 alarm chili, it's 2 alarm, 2 and a half tops!"
>"Are you going to jail mommy?"
>"We'll see daughter."
>>18183859
I'm pretty sure she can beat them up.

>>18183859
We haven't had that much 1st party edge lately
last i remember is people posting edgy crap from space battles and that one ff.net story with the genocidal otohime

>>18183870
>Unicorn in prison
A story I'd like to read just because of how offbeat it would be.

>>18183872
If the stories and reviews are anything to go by, FF.net is split 4 ways regarding MGE
>generally positve fans
>those that hate the setting
>bloodthirsty fucks (one writer out-rite said the seeing need more violence and murder)
>People that see writing the monsters s the good side as "cliched cancer"

>>18183797
>>>/d/

>>18183890
Is jailhouse mom an unofficial position that could actually exist? I can totally see her getting on the warden's good side and baking cookies and stuff, mediating fights even the guards couldn't break up and talking people through their issues. It'd be cute.

>>18183910
Not him but it's funny you should mention /d/, their monster girl threads are currently experiencing massive shitstorms that make this place look casual.

>>18183890
>Unicorn blushing intensely after hearing about the stuff other prisoners done with their husbands

>>18183918
The fuck are they doing this time?

>>18183910
>>18183839
>Trying to banish me to /d/ because I want to cuddle my make-believe waifu.
Rude.