/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Maids are olev

>>18180821
>>18180838
https://pastebin.com/uFyQyGsZ

I hope MG Correctional facilities anon goes thorugh the old thread and responds. Also Mofu is love, mofu is life.

It's cold out. Stay comfy, my friends.

>>18180875
>Be the person your waifu knows you can be.
Why would i give myself a second chance?
>>18180907
>It's cold out
>the high is 60
This shit isn't cold.

>>18180901
[Nerd birb shlicking intensifies]

What kind of monster she could fit the best?

>>18182875
cursed blade

>>18181014
I'd buy her shaved ice, and only MAYBE fuck her, as lolis are to be respected. That one, however, is exceptionally attractive!

This doujin had me imagining a rare scenario: a male and female MGE elf traveling together and ending up being incubized and monsterized without realizing it, and the shenanigans that ensue as they discover their lust for each other.

Its also just a plain amazing Zelda doujin. https://exhentai.org/g/1165484/f3166b6399/

>>18182875
Cursed Sword with werewolf traits

My love for monster girls as well as the conviction that every situation that has me competing with other males for a woman, will leave me not picked. Has come to the point that I think my brain barely recognizes the 3D human women it encounters as "a female of my own species".

>>18180907
There are scary Ice Wolves outside anyway,

I want to go to a mindflayer as a form of therapy and have her love me and cure my depression when she sees my lewd desires and loneliness.

>>18180875
Anyone know the title of the pastebin where the guy got captured by an arachne in afghanistan?

Are Kikimoras more wolf than bird or more bird than wolf?
I don't know if I should expect her to climb to the top of the house and start to clucking/crowing early in the morning or if she will suddenly start to dig holes all around the garden so she can hide her precious duster from mean persons

Alright which one of you Russian faggot organized this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84R0qhoEtgM

>>18190803
You should probably expect nothing, since they’re monster girls based on a mythical creature which does neither

>>18193720
There's a few more like that out there I think.
2nd hand embarrassment aside, would do that cheshire and the valk costume is well made.

>>18190053
The Spider and the Fly

>>18195786
I bet you're really fun in parties, anon-kun

Haven't been here much lately so forgive me for being in the dark, but what happened to the topic? I mean three days up and only twenty replies? I don't recall ever seeing that here before. Or have like 90% of the posters been only a few people who are currently on vacation?

>>18190803
Well if nothing else their bird attributes don't effect KC's classification of them, but can't really say given that they aren't given any stated animal behaviors at all (unless you count their leftover instincts to go after lazy men).

>>18196226
Use the catalog. There are two threads up right now.

>>18196207
He's got a point. You would too had he said "neither, because MG aren't real" but neither the Kiki myth nor the profile kiki do anything particularly bird or doglike, they just have the bits stuck on. It's a reasonable response.

When Jinkos and Hinezumis fight, who win?

>>18196469
It doesn't matters. Anon's D will be torn apart.

>>18196469
the dick

>>18196469
We do.

>>18181014
>try to buy shaved ice from an ice queen
>she pulls up her dress
You walked into that one, Genius

Its the turn of this thread now

>>18196966

but that was my plan you see!

>>18196966
I'd shave her ice until she melts from pleasure

>>18196469
Well, jinkos are big cats and hinezumis are mice.

>>18180875
>You're thrown into the MGE setting isekai-style transported to the center of a middle-sized Order-aligned town in a random part of the world.

>You have nothing but what is currently in your person right now, clothes shoes, maybe your phone and wallet.
>You don't know the language and will have to figure out how to communicate with the locals.
>Your paper money is worth jack shit here.

What do you do?
Do you try and take asylum in the town's church?
Look for a job in exchange of food and lodging?
Run out into the wilderness and hope you get raped by the first monster you find before you die of dehydration or a bandit shanks you between the ribs?
Train and perpare for a journey to try and find your waifu of preference?
Details details.

>>18196982
I'd look for employment.

>>18196469
Me because I can take both when they are tired

>>18196982
I get a job and learn to hit things with a sword. I then travel to the snow regions and hope I dont die.

>>18196982
>Run out into the wilderness and hope you get raped by the first monster you find before you die of dehydration or a bandit shanks you between the ribs?
The only sane option.

I want to fondle a slime girl's core until she becomes a puddle

>>18196982
Go to pub and look for chubby mg wife

>>18197008
You are my man

I almost can't believe this thread survived long enough to be the next MG thread proper.

>>18197008
>chubby mg wife
>In a town controlled by the Order.
You'd find an easier time looking in the sewers, and even those are scouted regularily by the guard.

>>18197017
Some monster girls are order approved. Like eros girls and cu siths.

>>18196979
>>18196980
Does her ice flower smell and taste like fresh snow?

>>18196982
>Train and perpare for a journey to try and find your waifu of preference?
This, I'd get CG or Ares blessing if possible. A prayer is an act of heart and soul so I don't need language. I can always pretend to be mute and deaf too, using hand signs and drawings to communicate.

>>18196982
>Train and perpare for a journey to try and find your waifu of preference?
Gonna try to become a 'hero' or a mage and figure out their damned language. Then when i'm done immediately use my training to go find my wife and betray the order because fuck these wackjobs forcing me to read their damned bible rip off.

>>18196982
Easy peasy m8, I
>Order-aligned
Fuck.
Okay, going with this >>18197019
I head to the nearest order approved monster church and appeal for sanctuary with whatever creatures reside there in. Maybe become a paladin once I figure out the language.

>>18196982
Find out what snu snu means in this new world figure out the rest of the language from there

>>18197024
>>18197027
Party of anon heroes assemble.

So if someone becomes an Ice Queen's husband how much time would be spent in bed cuddling?

>>18197021
Fresh, soft powder and a slight hint of pine logs

>>18197034
>>18197019
>Some monster girls are order approved. Like eros girls and cu siths.

Eros Girls are not "Monsters" as long as theya re not corrupted by DE and therefore under the Demon Lord's payroll.
I don't see anywhere where it says Cu Siths are Order approved. There are certain items of monster origin that can be found in sufficiently lenient Order cities, like Holstaurus milk, and even that is particularily free of DE.

>order approved monster church

>>18197017
Well shit, guess I better start travelling

>>18196982
Knowing how to read and write puts us above the average peasant at least, the most likely option would be to forge your way into priesthood and try to transfer to a "frontier" town.

>>18197044
Genki Ushi has a dozen other seals preventing her from losing control and violating the Gaijin dignataries.

>>18196982
Okay, you have me actually thinking here. Assuming I have NO IDEA how to speak or read the common human language, I got three ideas down.

1. Go to where the local children play and casually throw up the horns every now and then... a goat imouto will find me eventually.
2. Take asylum in the church during the night relying on charity to dodge bandits and cutthroats. When it's day out search buildings and alley corners for any sign of a monster establishment that other people may overlook. Such as a fallen god or DL emblem carved into the stonework. Just 'cus I can't speak the language doesn't mean I won't recognize symbols from lore books.
3. Go to various places and say "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.. If the peasantry doesn't speak english then they sure as hell won't recognize that. They'll just assume I'm crazy either way and eventually I'll attract the attention of a shoggoth who'll have the extradimensional knowledge to understand and help me... or worst case scenario a mind flayer who'll just brute force my brain to adapt to the setting, among other things.

>>18197060

Anon, you know how to read and write "American English" not MGE's "Common"...which is probably nip moonrunes if we're being honest.

>>18196982
Well, assuming that Kobolds would be an acceptable monstergirl to the Order and would live in the city, I think i'd be fine. After I meet my waifu she could teach me the language and stuff, though we might not be able to get married in such place. In that case we'd move to a more modern demon realm where we can truly be ourselves!

I want to eat a Titania's brownies!

>>18197102
That would be zipangu. If you knew latin or a language close enough to it you should be fine.

>>18197102
I'm pretty sure "common" is not mge exclusive and was probably borrowed from other hundreds of fantasys.

>>18197126
I know that, in this case I'm just referring to mge's version of "common".

>>18197115
I want a chocolate Titania to bake sweets made from her milk.

Pick between 1 and 5 of these elves to marry them. As you can see some are fully mature and other are lolis or teens, hence the size differences.

>>18197144
This makes me want a harem that consists of a muscle ochi and a pudgster tanuki

>>18197144
She acts tough now but one headpat from arujji-dono and she purrs like a kitten. It's even better when her aruji-dono is smaller than her.

>>18196982
Find cute Hakutaku
????
Profit

>>18197145
3, 5, 7, 10, 12

>>18197145
These are all too big.

>>18197145
I'll take the number 8 because I love her fluffly clothing. maybe if she had a small smile she would be perfect.

>>18197145
I'd choose 4, 5, 7, 9 and 10, but I think I"ll just go with 9.

>>18197145
4, 5, 12, 14

>>18196982
Try to find a church or charity and learn the language from them . Once I can read and write, get a job that lets me move to Zipangu.

>>18197161
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2LQMElLoLs

>>18197145
3, 4, 5, 7 and 12, although If I had to choose only one I'd go with 12

>>18197131
Literally just english or some version of english with human language being latin.
Though "common" is usually supposed to be the readers language and is a way to explain how everyone including you understands what different races are saying so it might actually be Japanese.

>>18197145
4, 5, 10 and 14.
I'd be in absolute heaven with any of those but a harem of them? Sign me up.

>>18197182
:^)

>>18197042
10% work and errands
90% cuddling

>>18197161
13 doesn't look big at all

>>18197144
The lack of an ass and hips is also pretty scary too.

>>18196982
>You have nothing but what is currently in your person right now, clothes shoes, maybe your phone and wallet.
I'm in a bath robe, so that sucks.
Well the church is the best option I have. If I'm lucky it's a roof over my head and if I'm very lucky food. After that I just try to find a way to live, whatever that may be. I'm not sure how all of this will end.
All in all, I think I'm dead within the week unless the church is super nice or I can somehow live of stealing food.

>>18197145
I'll take all the mature ones.

>>18197197
Did I stutter?

>>18197145
I hope these squishy, pointy eared goddesses don't originate from something sinister.

>>18197199
>That ochi
Welp, seems like she's picked which one of the body fetishes she's going to fulfill.
She will be the softest

>>18197215
I treat elves with respect as they are a proud race and I am but a lowly human. I think if I ever said that to an Elf she'd be so shocked she wouldn't know what to do.

>>18197215
It's vanilla, thankfully

>Watch ghosts getting fucked
>Dude starts punching her womb
I dont wanted to see this

>>18197231
Dog bless.

>>18196982
Just leave the city lmao
The only real danger is human bandits with human weapons and being in bumfuck nowhere with no nearby monster-alligned citys or towns for miles.

If have knowledge of some modern day things like electricity you could live like a god.

>>18197195

perfect. They probably do whatever they can to prevent from working anymore than 10% of the time and try to sneak in a little more than 90% cuddle time

>>18197042
>Ice Queen

That's one of the hardest girls to get and I am up for the challenge.

If you had the ability to bring one monster girl into real life, which one would it be? This monster girl would love you pretty much unconditionally and reproduce naturally. However you can't hide her and would probably have to explain it to family and friends.

>>18196982
I quickly find the bare essentials of food and water, and begin wandering the land aimlessly until I stumble into Wonderland

>>18197283
A lich.

>>18197283
If I wanted to be selfish, Crow Tengu. If I wanted waifus for everyone, a Lilim or maybe an Echidna.

>>18197283
Either a Lilim or an Echidna, so I can spread the Mamono blessing curse throughout the world.

>>18197283
Shoggoth, if you're going to go loud and proud, might as well run away with it. She could probably walk openly in my neighborhood and not be given a second glance.

>>18197283
Lilim, both because might as well begin turning to world into a demon realm and also get anons their waifu and to lightly tease her.

>>18197283
I'd say large mouse, but I don't know if I could handle all the shame or potential police activity that comes with being swarmed by a posse of lusty little mouse girls. Plus they would stick out due to the ears, tails, and specially cause of the fur

>>18197257
Good luck anon. You'll need to prepare thoroughly for the journey.

>>18197305
>>18197311
>>18197331
>Lilim
These anons have great taste.

>>18197008
Gib Big jovial Oni pudgefu

>>18197382
Does she claim she's bulkan?
Can she lift despite the pudge?
Top or bottom?

>>18197145
14, easy.

>>18197067
>”Ah, I’m glad you asked Senator Anon! If you look closely, you’ll actually see these seals going all the way down my back are also blessed by a Raiju, so whenever my UNCONTROLLABLE URGE TO RAPE! RAAAPE! SMASH YOUR PELVIS AND SNORT THE DUST OF YOUR DRIED OUT BALLS- eep! See, it gives me a little shock along with the magic in oRAAAAAPE! Eep! Order to properly control myself~!”

>>18197395
Is Master Ushi threatening me?

>>18197384
Nope, she gives her belly a proud slap and laughs heartily before shoving me in to squeeze against her as she downs another beer!
Of course. She could lift a small house from its foundations with only a few grunts and groans!
She acts like a top in the streets but is a desperate bottom in bed who wants to get lightly dommed and shown who’s the man!

>>18197145
4, 7, 8, 11, 12

>>18197395
>>18197400
No, it's just a quirky personality trait of hers caused by the dozen of seals she wears all the tme.
https://youtu.be/XRuWCgyDBQo?t=17m6s

>>18197424
Lady Adorable would be cute

>>18197450
Gaia is the Primordial MILF, though unless she has some sort of Divine Avatar I think having sex with a Primal God/Titan would be a bit on the ahrd side.

>>18197450
Gaea is best girl

Please remember that a holstaur reaches peak happiness when her husband's member is between her breasts as shown in this example https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DTNhN4LVQAAQ4yv.jpg

>>18197486
I want my holst wife to help my kiki wife get larger breasts.
Forcefully if needed.

>>18197486
they also love giving their husband a nursing handjob

>>18197486
It's only natural, they also love having their breasts milked as much as they love milking their husband with their breasts.

>>18197450

>>18197563
Oh my, are we going to be drilling into mother earth?

>>18197679
(Please don't wake the cow!)

So do gnomes and the various earth elementals look up to Earth-chan as their goddess? Is she what all young mudballs aspire to?

>>18196593
I don't think he's given a reason for dwarves, but being innately very magical is stated to be why elves do not change appearance when monsterized.

Fairies likewise do not change appearance when monsterized, and likewise are noted for their inherently magical nature (to the extent that a good portion of their body is outright made out of mana).

>>18197692
But I must pat! Her boobs! Gently though.

>>18197725
>Have an adorable childhood friend Holstaur that you grew up with
>She's now a very pretty young woman with very modest Q-cup megamilk funbags
>She often falls asleep cooing as you gently pat and rub and very softly jiggle her boobs in your palms
>Now whenever you do it a little milk dribbles out and she just smiles and says 'you can have it' half asleep and dreamily
I want a Holstaur who clearly has some weresheep genes.

>>18197725
Careful, anon. That big cowbell is like a boobie trap. Even the slightest tinkling will have her wide awake and forcing her chest on you.

>>18197733
Maybe if I'm gentle enough she'll pretend to still be asleep as I very gently grope her!

>>18197730
and she makes you hot chocolate?

>you will never be breastfed by a holstaurus

>>18197741
Yep, rich and extra creamy as her tail flicks up into a heart shape behind her and she bends over eagerly to press her head against my shoulder.
Gonna pull her under the blankets and snuggle on the couch.
LEWD snuggle.

>you will never play an increasingly lewd game of Simon Says with a group of little monstergirls

>>18197747
Holst breastfeeding art already exists doesn't it?

>>18197764
yeah but VR tech has kind of stalled and stagnated.

>>18197763
Simon Says, fuck you!

Drew a nerd

>>18197783
Fuck nerds.

>>18197777
Yes anon, that is the plan.

>>18197783
I want to cum on their glasses.
>>18197786
That's the idea.

>>18197763
I want Red Light, Green Light tantric sex with a titania.

I want to play Hide and Go Seek with a hellpup, only what she's seeking is my penis

>New Shipslut Asanagi.

>It's somehow pretty sweet at the end despite the usual content.

>>18197809
>I want to play Hide and Go Seek with a hellpup, only what she's seeking is my penis
Aww jeez!

>>18197763
Simon Says with a group of Alice's would be cute.

>>18197783
Nerds are cute. They deserve to be lovingly bullied but also protected.

>>18197822
>Simon says take off your panties!

>>18197810
That sounds a lot like his abyssal doujin. It's perfectly fine so long as you don't read the last few pages.

>>18197822
Okay guys, wait a second. Hear me out, now.

What if a guy who doesn't know a lot about monster girls gets into a game of Simon Says with a bunch of baphomets? They're all older than he is and horny as hell

>>18197837
>Simon says anon take his shirt off!

>>18197783
Dork.

>>18197836
Read it already and loved it, but no, his one's new from what I can tell.

https://exhentai.org/g/1163556/239eee945f/

>>18197836
the last few pages of that SAO doijin was the best part

you can only choose one cow for safekeeping, milk and snuggles

>>18197864
Give me KC's, I don't need anything else.

>>18197864
Daga kotowaru!
I choose dis.

>>18197855
>SAO doijin
The one with the fucking to brain-death thing?

>>18197864
MGE Holstaur forever and always.

>>18197850
I wonder though, what if the person an echidna was trying to lure to her dungeon did have an interest in treasure?

>>18197563
She ends up with 27 trapped miners inside of her. The families are all praying for their safety.

>>18197871
>>18197869
>>18197864
>Choosing. at all.
What kind of cowboy only herds a single cow?

>>18197873
yeah, that part was messed up,
but I liked the end with the preggers cousin/sister

>>18197864
Why is the 3rd one a regular cow?

>>18197888
I'm not a cowboy, I'm a city slicker who doesn't own a single pair of ankle high boots that just wants a glass or two of milk a day. Leave me in peace.

>>18197881
sorry didnt mean to quote

>>18197888
Wow, a horde of sluts.

>>18197907
Cows are all sluts. They'd have everyone drink their milk if they were able to.

>>18197894
That's a good doujin, art style has aged decently well.

Gentleman, behold. A hick CC fox goddess.
https://exhentai.org/g/1168261/4439482c34/

>>18197916
It was horrible what they did with the animated version though. terrible low quality.

>>18197888
I want to steal the brown one

>>18197925
I've never seen it. Did they throw in some shitty afterplot or was it just ugly looking?

>>18197864
This guy >>18197888 has the right idea about raising cows. If pushed to pick one, it'd probably be a toss-up between MGE Holst and Mattie. It'd probably come down to what's Mattie's 'official' size range and what is Matsu indulging indulging in his /d/eviance.

>>18197929
Low quality animation and it was completely unfunny unlike the original. No effort or passion put into it.

>>18197924
>Turning down a cute fox like that
He must be gay

>>18197941
Well that's a shame, thanks for saving me a watch.

>>18197932
As a very long time fan of Matsu/graph, and Cake, and all of the other 'Cute girls with /d/ sized obscenely enormous breasts' artists, I have no problem with a Holst that has... er, obscenely enormous /d/-tier breasts. That's my fucking fetish.

>>18197932
>>18197953
Mattie a Cutie

>>18197864
I'll become a farmer and herd them all!

Also weresheep!

And I'll have a werecat and a kobold, too!

>>18197871
>You'll never breed that cow until you can't stand anymore.
>She'll never keep riding you, her titanic tits bouncing up and down as she rides you into unconsciousness.

>>18197924
>Gave up on his determination to find his type of girl after a single blowjob.
P A T E T H I C

>>18197953
>Cute girls with /d/ sized obscenely enormous breasts
My brother.

>>18197953
If you like Cake, go look at Sasaki Tatsuya's stuff. He does porn with more or less the same bodytype

>>18197995
MOFU'D

you have now entered into a dessert contest with your holst using her own milk as the primary ingredient
what do you make

>>18198003
B r o t h e r
>>18198008
You say that as if I haven't already
I am Ascended when it comes to my tastes in titanic tits on cute girls
It is my life's work
But yes, absolutely great stuff

>>18198022
>I will never get MOFU'D
Suicide is looking more attractive with each passing day.

>>18198025
Slutty Cheesecake Brownies

>>18198025
Something with strawberries. They are so fucking good and mixing them with really good milk would make things divine.

>>18198025
Everything. Do you know how many desserts need some sort of milk or cream?

There's going to have to be a lot of mutual milking just to get the raw ingredients (and burn off all those sweets).

>>18198008
I recognize that lactation hmanga! Imagine a scenario like that occurring with a non-bovine species.

>>18198025
Custards. There are few deserts that exemplify the quality of the milk used rather than custards. The highest quality cream will be made from her milk to make the finest flan, creme brulee, and even custard pies.

>>18198025
>>18198050
Extra Thick Holstaur Milk and Humpty Egg Crustard.

http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Holstaur_Milk
>As previously mentioned, normally, only a minor amount of holstaur energy is mixed in with holstaur milk, however, milk labeled "extra thick" literally contains thick holstaur energy, and it's the highest grade of milk. This milk, meant to be drunk by their husband in the middle of sex, contains plenty of love and spirit energy. Since it's meant to be drunk by their most beloved man, it is therefore of the best quality. The top quality thickness and mellow sweetness will even influence a person's mind to have sentimental thoughts. Those who drink it will then be tempted into sweet, pleasurable sex. It is well-known by monsters and incubi as the highest grade of holstaur milk, and it is habitually drunk just like ordinary holstaur milk.

>However, for humans, it's a different story. This milk contains energy incomparable to ordinary milk and just like other demonic realm foods, if a human woman drinks it, it will cause monsterization. One mouthful of this sweet milk will make a woman's thoughts sweetly melt away like milk and grow hazy. Even a hysterical, willful woman's personality would change into one that is quiet and submissive. While engrossed in drinking, her breasts would rapidly grow huge, and she'd then be reborn as a holstaur.

>Also, in case a human man drinks it, he will change into an incubus, and along with that, his spirit energy will be altered to have the sweet odor and taste that holstaurs prefer, and it will strongly attract unmarried holstaur.

>Due to these effects, the milk is considered to be “a cursed item” by the anti-monster states, and distribution is mostly restricted. For that reason, the milk has become very rare and expensive in anti-monster states, and it is extremely difficult to obtain. Yet still, many of the habitual drinkers charmed by ordinary holstaur milk want to try drinking it at least once even if they have to turn into a holstaur or be attacked by a holstaur. (On the contrary, it seems that in some cases, there are guys that say they want to drink it so they can marry a holstaur!)

We need more discussion about MGE Items, Fruits and related rare content.

If she breathe she a thot, thats why undead girls are the best.

>>18198025
Pumpkin Pie
>The smell of pumpkin pie (when combined with lavender) increases female arousal by 11 percent

>>18198080
Does it still count as breathing if they have gills?

>>18198074
>Humpty Egg
Now why in the hell would you go and ruin custard like that? I'm sure there are plenty of better options for harpy eggs that don't involve a fetus wanting your dick.

https://e-hentai.org/g/1168237/555d1336c9/

Since we're on a related topic look what I just found on the front page.

>>18196982
I'd become a hero
>Learn the language and maybe some magic
>Go into a Demon Realm
>Get a Atlach-Nacha waifu like pic related
>Become a well known team of adventurers
>Join the Demon Lord's army
>Eventually defeat the Chief God

>>18196274
>But there aren't any writefags left.
I'm still here.
https://pastebin.com/rQJfWxCq
I finished that last additional mini-epilogue to All's Fair etc time ago but it turned out so small that I didn't feel it worthy of mentioning till I actually write something bigger. Still, with that out of the way I can start writing the actual story I have in mind. I could put aside learning drawfaggotry for a bit and focus on writefaggotry if there's interest.

>>18198126
>Small girls perfectly created for breeding and all you various titty fetishes
Dorafs are truly a gift to the world.

>>18198140
I forgot.
Is it Lani or Victoria who gets bullied?

>>18198152
No lilim deserves to be bullied

>>18197283
Alp. Then again there would be a lot of them in prisons, high schools, and military bases.

>>18198157
But anon, some of them are quite literally asking for it!

>>18198080
Oh, you're so funny Anon.

I might just roll up and die laughing.

>>18198166
What does a laughing lich sound like?
> "ha. ha. ha. ha. ha."

>>18198165
No bully, even if she asks for it. Especially if she asks for it.

>>18198184
thats a form of bullying if you think about it

>>18198194
I SAID NO BULLY

>>18198194
I'll tie her up till she can't escape,
then I'll go watch predator.

>>18198200
It's bullying even if she aks for it, it's bullying if she ask for it and you deny her.
Truly a conundrum.

>>18198212
We've been toyed with again by the crafty whitesuccs

>>18198212
There is a way around that, kiss her? Its both bullying and not bullying at the same time!
>>18198200
>I SAID NO BULLY
Lilims deserve to be bullied.

>>18198219
>whitesuccs
Sounds like the MGC Highschool mascot.

>>18198227
>Lilims deserve to be bullied.
Lies. Prove it.

>>18198232
>Lies. Prove it.
Lilims are SHIT! Also because they're superpowerful they need to be bullied to be put in place.

Cuddlecat shall have a rival.
That rival?
Snugglebus

>>18198241
>they need to be bullied to be put in place
Lies! They need a loving husbando they can hug all day long, not a bully to make them suffer!

>>18198244
round 1

>>18198254
Big bust snugglebus shall defeat the cuddlecat in the Comflympics

>>18198254
Does Sweaterbus come in a purer flavor?

>>18198271
Yes, because snugglebus is pure while cuddlecat is lewd.

>>18198244
But my idea of comfy is a face full of jinko mofu.

>>18198288
Big, buff, musclechuff is also an option but she is the hidden rival that lays waiting in the dark.

Who would buy underground shotas from the yakuza.

>>18198305
unicorns and coons

>>18198305
Forgot to add a question mark but you know what i'm asking

>>18198305
I don't know but I'd happily 'take care' of rivals they ruin.
Getting a rival oni enforcer that they've 'weakened and shamed' would be nice.

>>18198311
>Trusting the yakuza to give you a pure shota and not some poor soul who's been put through the wringer at a brothel
This is how you get a bicorn.

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, please remember to actually ask Lich-san what her experiment for class is.
If you don't pay attention then you may end up in a timeloop for three days.

>>18198341

>>18198391
At least give that fox a pillow and a blanket!

Post Onis with huge sake jugs.

>>18182875
Cursed weapon

>>18196469
>When giant buff tiger martial artists fight small but fit rat martial artists, who wins
Geeze I wonder

>>18197085
>Go to various places and say "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.. If the peasantry doesn't speak english then they sure as hell won't recognize that. They'll just assume I'm crazy either way and eventually I'll attract the attention of a shoggoth who'll have the extradimensional knowledge to understand and help me... or worst case scenario a mind flayer who'll just brute force my brain to adapt to the setting, among other things.
This is a smart anon. Smarter yet, just repeatedly chant the name of a cosmic god while masturbating.

They'll notice sooner or later

>>18198003
>ywn work alongside a group of busty, hard-working Holsts on a farm

>>18198426
Point taken, but don't forget about her fire powers. She doesn't just have physical martial arts.

>>18198277
Incorrect, lapcat is pure too.

I want to put a porc warchief in a sundress!

>>18197283
Wight. We'll smuggle ourselves into europe and live in the wilderness while raiding graveyards at night

Before the world even realizes it, we'll have started our own kingdom, and if any country tries to fuck with us we'll have sleeper zombie agents within their population, ready to start an epedemic

>>18198451
Then how would she whip her unruly horde of P'Orc warriors into shape? They wouldn't take her seriously with that pretty dress on!

>>18198451
But anon, it's the middle of winter!

>>18198439
Yeah that is true. Well never mind then, I guess it depends. How far has the tiger honed her body, martial arts and fighting spirit? How far has the rat mastered the manipulation of her qi and innate flame?

>>18197145
Easily 7, 8, 5, or 12

>>18198462
They would would respect her if she got a man

For me one of the big attractions of monster girls, at least in the more "supernaturally good at sex" settings is that they make standard refractory periods basically at most a suggestion and never a requirement (at least not until a number of hours have passed). The ability to keep up and repeat the highest level of sexual excitement for long periods is more or less just a fantasy for all but a few men.

>>18197864
Number three. That look on her face at the end of the doujin (along with the foot nuzzling) still melts the heart even now.

>>18198480
>They all start wearing sundresses into combat.

>>18198118
All manner of interesting recipes can be made using Humpty Eggs. You just need to have an open mind about it.

>>18198495
Im hungry now

>>18198491
wish i had a horde of sundresses

I kinda feel like an oni riding you while doing her sqauts would be bad on her knees.

>>18198509
P I Z Z A T I M E

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqzobHEmH18

>>18198544
Not the first music that pops into my head when I hear that phrase

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0e69e_B_SE

>>18198394
Why would a lass with a tail like that need either?

>>18198159
>Prison alp
Terrifying.

>>18198562
It's just not how she rolls.

Fertile dryads

>>18198562
well, they didn't even try to use all the voice channels on the snes on this one did they

>>18198612
O Y A K O D O N

>>18198625
is that some kind of food?

>>18198625
Stop making me think of food

>>18198634
>>18198637
It is a food, but it is also a sex term.

>>18198612
A bit too murder-y for my taste. Great body, tho.

>>18198650
Yeah but while the sex act is shit, the food is great, so all it does it make me hungry

>>18198612
What a cute pair, although I am a bit THORN about the vines.

you guys come up with a hellhound proof ice cream yet?

>>18198700
Ok, but I need you
to get a Glacies first.

>>18198700
just gets lots of icecream and some wont be melted

>>18198491
I want to be a wizard who becomes the p'orcs chief battle mage.

>tfw an artist you liked ends up falling down a shitty niche fetish hole

>>18198758
Explain.

>>18180907
Is this the end result of a failed pounce?

>>18198744
>"Why've we gotta take orders from a scrawny shit like him?"
>"He's so tiny! I could rape him stupid by only taking his tip!"
>"He's second to the boss because he's a powerful mage you daft shits, he'd blast 'ya to pieces!"
>"Yeah! That and he makes the boss scream every night even though they haven't banged proper yet."
>"What?"
>"Apparently he's got "Magic Hands" and Boss just can't get enough of 'em. Way I heard it last night he made her cum eight times just by groping her."
>"...Why were you listening to what the boss was doing in her tent?"
>"That's between me and lefty."

>>18198773
>Failed
You just can't hear the audio. There's a shota in a snow cave screeching right then.

>>18198778
>shota in a snow cave
Oh so it's a horror story then.

>>18198596
>get locked up because fuck you
>shower alone since not many inmates
>"turn around stud~"
>or at least you thought you were...
>see fat geezer eyeing you up.
>gets punched in the gut and shoved to the side by some giant.
>thank god one of the guards.
>you can't see his face though
>the light's at this weird angle where all you see is a uniformed silhouette.
Thanks.
>"for what?"
>the deep voice isn't helping your anxiety
Uh...Doing your job?
>"Oh i'll do my job alright. I'll do it REAL good."
>what
>deep voice is gone and replaced by an agitated female.
Fuck

>>18198763
Imagine you kept tabs on a talented artist who used to draw a variety of things.
Now imagine the stuff they produce starts trending towards one bizarre fetish. Like on par with "hyper feet."
All that variety dries up and you get to watch them pour their talent into a bottomless pit of autism, until you finally realize they're never going to recover and you drop them for good.

CC monsters trying to act hip to attract virile young men.

>>18198700
Among the treasures found in the ice palaces is said to be "perpetual ice" that won't melt even if placed in a volcano. I am sure that utilizing the knowledge to create it, and making it less extreme, could produce hellhound friendly ice cream. But good luck convincing ice queens to help with this, its hard enough to even get in contact with them.

And blackmail won't work either, the ice queen pictured to the left didn't even care when pics of her in lingerie got spread around.

>>18198792
It's a surprise start to a happy ending. A really, really surprising start for the poor shota wrapped all nice and snug in his sleeping bag.

>>18198823
>trying to blackmail monsters with sexual dirt

>>18198778
Said screeching is muffled in moments by her lips, and she slowly pulls the shota out, him caught helplessly in her grip, the shota twitching every now and then in pleasure as she carries him back to her den.

Such is the circle of life.

>>18198806
Yes anon, I meant what did they start drawing?

>>18198823
>"...Tch. Whatever."
>"..."
>"...maybe... it will help attract a boy..."

>>18198823
>"Dearest- is this too gaudy? Does it make me look... vulgar?"
How does the wise husband to the Ice Queen respond? Every interaction with his wife is a harrowing affair where one wrong move will land him in the cold, cold prison known as 'the couch'!

>>18198851
Not fucking monster girls, I'll say that much.

>>18198865
>Its not too gaudy, and it does make you look very, very vulgar.
Followed by kissing her neck and sensually running my hands down her sides from behind.

>>18198840
I need MG nature documentaries. I can only imagine how interesting seeing a raiju hunt would be.

>>18198868
Tell me!

Remember anons, if you have a hot monstergirl babysitter it might be a good idea to let her commit a crime with your shota body.

I beg your pardon for blogging but last night was the second night in a row I had a dream about some big disaster befalling my town. The night before it was Godzilla, last night I was getting shown around a shelter built under an amusement park that some rich people had intended to turn into a base for launching their private space-ships before they ran out of funding (it's a place that doesn't exist but I've seen it in my sleep at least twice before) and then some shit, whether it was bombs or meteorites I don't know, started falling from the sky so the tourist group vacated into the underground base.
Don't remember everything after that but it did end with some chick I don't even know sticking my dick between her bicep and forearm which was nice.
Thing is this is in total the THIRD time I've had a dream where my town gets wrecked, the first time being like half a year ago when it was attacked at night by something like pic related but not quite.
I'm not a giantessfag but still, it was pretty awesome. Does anyone else get dreams that are even tangentially related to Monster Girls?

>>18198893
Titania Babysitter!
She cooks you mac and cheese while you play with her butt!

>>18198903
Mac and cheese sounds like a disgusting concoction, do Americans really eat it?

>>18198897
>Does anyone else get dreams that are even tangentially related to Monster Girls?
a good handful about my waifu and one or two about different mg's

>>18198911
Its a typical thing a babysitter will make for a kid because its easy and kids like it. Mac and cheese and hotdogs. Or it was a staple for me as a little goblino anyway.

>>18198838
Thats when you blackmail them with embarrassing things
Like that mofu eating like a animal
Or that vampire in sweatpants and wifebeater
and the succubus stash of pure 100% vanilla doujins.

>>18198921
Cheating on her in your dreams?

>>18198897
I had a dream once a few years ago of finding and befriending a small fairy. She was invisible but I could feel her and at one point in the dream started feeling up her body through a little blanket she had while she squirmed under my fingers. In the dream it seemed quite sensual.

>>18198911
Only when it's made correctly.

>>18198911
It's just pasta with cheese sauce anon, what crawled up your ass and died?

>>18198897
>Does anyone else get dreams that are even tangentially related to Monster Girls?
I usually donn't remember most of mine, but I do remember having a succubus from figure I have sitting out right now show up briefly at the end of one of mine. The alarm went off before anything interesting happened.

>>18198939
Cheese. I've always hated cheese ever since I was a child.

>>18198935
An alternate hypothesis would be that there was no Fairy, only an Ittan-momen.

>>18198903
>Titania Babysitter lets anon squeeze her big fat ass while she cooks Mac and Cheese.
>After he finishes eating she'll play that silly game with him that her Demon friend taught her about.
>The one where she pulls off his pants, shoves his penis in her pussy and bounces up and down until he passes out.

>>18198946
Well that's your problem, not the rest of the world's.

>>18198946
Heathen! Heathen!

>>18198946
I sure am glad I'm not you.

>>18198964
I will see cheese eradicated from the face of the Earth with my killer satellites. As soon as I find a Gremlin with the capabilities to produce them.

>>18198971
Anon I will fuck you up.

>>18198971
I hope you're prepared to deal with the Milk Liberation Front (MLF, its members are called MiLFs). You're in for a bad time, mate.

>>18198933
non-waifu dreams happened before my waifu was my waifu

>>18198700
I've yet to come up with a Hellhound-proof chew toy.

>>18198981
And then it was a Bond story. Cool.
>>18198984
Give her some Bungee Gum. It has the properties of both gum AND rubber.

>>18198957
>"Hehe! Anon, do you think nee-chan has a big butt? My friend at school says its a 'charm point'. I don't even know what that means! Aww, but you sure seem to like it! Well, play with it all you want, dinner is almost ready, hehe!"
>"All finished anon? Aww, your welcome! I'm glad you liked it! Say anon, before I do the dishes, why don't we go play a fun game? That friend I was talking about taught me one that she said you'll really enjoy~!"
>"Ha, ha, ha, ha, aahhn! Good job anon, you're so good at this game! You're making my tummy feel so funny! Aaahn, lets keep playing! Here, I'll turn around so you can see my big fun butt while we play! Again, again~!"
>"Oh he was just perfect Mr and Mrs Anonski, we played a fun game and he ended up just passing out! I want to babysit anon every weekend from now on, can I please?!"
Heavenly bliss.

>>18198988
>Give her some Bungee Gum. It has the properties of both gum AND rubber.
Go away KDF.

>>18198998
I'm not KDF, notice how I didn't use any exclamation marks.

>>18198957
>>18198997
>"Demon-chan, I did it! I played that fun game with my special friend!"
>Demon smirks and cocks an eyebrow, interested to see how this went
>"Oh really? Wait, I thought you said you were babysitting some kid last night."
>"I did! That's who my special friend is~! We played for hours and hours until he fell asleep!"
>"Wait, WHAT?! With just some boy?! Titania, did you check if he was still breathing?! You got an ass like a hummer, there's no way some kid could handle that thing slamming into him!"
>Titania cocks her head in visible confusion
>"Huuuh? But Anon likes my butt! He actually got better at playing the game when he could see it! He even made me move so I was laying down and he could play the game with my butt directly, it was a fun way to play the game!"
>"He did WHAT?!"
>Demon is half impressed and half in despair that her friend who doesn't even know how to spell 'cock' seemingly did anal before her, and with what seems to be some shota no less

>>18198988
>>18198998
>>18199007
>KDF as Hisoka
Tis a scary thought.

>>18199027
Well they do like both grown women and children, and they keep showing up everywhere.

>>18199019
>Demon-chan can only listen in despair as week after week goes by with Titania regaling her with a new tale every week
>"And this time we played the game but he used my mouth!/he used my chesties!/he used my hands!/he bent my legs behind my head!/he made a mess on my face!/he tied my hands and made me wear a blindfold!/he kept going until it was ME who passed out!"
>Demon is wondering just who the hell this kid is

>>18199040
>Demon is wondering just who the hell this kid is
Chad Thundercock, age 7.

>>18199040
How will her Demon friend react when she asks why her stomach's getting bigger ever since they started playing?

>>18199040
>>18199045
>>18199019
Is... is she getting jealous?

>>18199045
the virgin childhood friend

The Chad Shota-Stud

>>18199055
>"Oh, sorry Titania, someone else actually offered to babysit Anon tonight!"
>"Whaaa? Who?"
>Door opens to reveal Demon-chan, smirking devilishly in a sweater and jeans that ooze casual sex appeal as Anon looks like he's having an existential crisis behind her
>Titania can't explain it- she can't find the words- but she feels like she can't let this happen!

>>18199086
And then the Demon asked
>The chocolate cake, the Gameboy, or me?

>>18199095
Why not all three?
>laying on demon-nee with your face half buried in her tits and your dick firmly planted in her pussy while you play games

>>18198700

If they melt ice cream at that distance it must get really uncomfortable being close to them in an elevator or something.

>>18199095
>>18199108
>"No, no, no, no! Y-you can't! Anon is my special friend!"
Does it come to blows?

>>18199095
Why do I want a jinko to do this to 10 year old me?
I don't even like shotashit

>>18199119
In that they will try to see who can blow you better, yes.

>>18199119
It'd probably end with both of them twitching and pleasured on the bed, unable to fight back as anon ravages their plump highschooler asses.
>"Aaah~ Harder anon! Harder!"
>"Not goood~ I'm gonna get addicted to anon's cock~!"

>>18199095
>>18199108
This.

>Implying this prepubescent Bold VanderHuge playboy isn't gonna say fuck that and get all three anyway.

>>18199127
because being a shota ups the helplessness that femdomfags love

>>18199127
You both want to go back to a time to when girls would've considered you cute, and you want a girl who'll help you go down the path of being buff while making you a sexual dynamo along the way.

>>18199144
I can appreciate this.
>>18199146
Joke's on you, I get my ass groped even these days!

>>18199144
It might also be the nostalgia brought on by the mentioning of the old Gameboy commercial
>>18199146
>Jinko baby sitter will never help you conquer your asthma at a young age by getting you swole so you're a brick shithouse at 17, you repaying her with undying love, affection, marriage and a litter of jinko cubs

Would you play hide and seek with a Cheshire?

>>18199185
Why on earth are you implying that you're allowed a choice?

I think my kobold is trying to tell me something, but I don't know what...

>>18199144
>shota ups the helplessness that femdomfags love

Ah, but did you know that it also ups the powerplay irony when the shota actually gets the upper hand against older and much larger women than himself that maledomfags love?

>>18199237
So what you're telling me is that shota are the perfect existance?

>>18199185
>"Okay Anon-chaaaan~ Here's the rules! I've hidden the key to this warehouse somewhere in this maze! I'm gonna give you a twenty minute head start to start looking! Don't bother looking for your clothes, they're all in a box outside the door~!"
>"After that, I'm gonna start seeking! There are places to hide inside the maze too! If I catch you, I'll rape you! I'll rape you good and hard until you shoot that thick gooey cum into whatever part I rape you with!"
>"After that I'll warp to a random spot and start hunting you again! If you can get the key and get out of the warehouse before I rape you fifty times you win!"
>"But if I catch and rape you fifty times, then I win and you'll be my sex slave!"
>"Hm? Why fifty times?"
>"Because I want to see you squirming beneath me trying to get away as many times as possible before I make you miiine~ I want you to know how hopeless trying to escape my love is~ I want your body to know that your destiny was to be raped by me forever~"
>"Ready anon? Three, two, one GO!~"

>>18199241
No, it's all a matter of perspective and preference. But shotas being adding such an age and size divergence makes the powerplay exceptionally delicious on both sides.

Time for a light workout. Keep it up for an hour!

>>18199243
There is no key, is there?

>>18199243
I refuse to play the meme cat's games. I'll wait here until she comes back and when she's done playing I'm pleaving.

>>18199254
Oh no, there's a key alright. It's just that it's got a tracker on it so there's practically no way you can escape her and make it to the exit before she gets those fifty rapes on you.

>>18199254
There's a key. It's your penis. Even if you realize it and shove it in the keyhole you still have to endure one more rape before you get out because the door is a mimic.

>>18199261
That's a good way to get a pouting Cheshire anon. Then she'll just rape you over and over until you break and become hers.

>>18199270
>until you break

Yeah, I'm definetly not staying.

>>18199280
Anon I don't think you understand the situation you're in right now.

>>18199288
Like there's anything to understand about crazy faggot meme cats. Bitch thinks I'm a mouse, she's gonna end up dissapointed.

>"Hey Anon, give me your homework."

>>18199306
Gimme your pussyjuice first.

>>18199306
>"Oh, sorry. I forgot to make it (Lie)."

>>18199301
Anon, you've been locked in a warehouse by a sadistic yandere Gyaru, you can't just leave.

>>18199243
>"But if I catch and rape you fifty times
Silly kitty, you just guaranteed I'd win. You can't rape the willing.

>>18199315
Alright, so how do I NOT get raped in this situation? What can one do against a crazy teleporting meme bitch?

I don't want to end up Vengeance, just but getting raped is a No Go for me.

>>18199340
Are you dumb? Try thinking outside the box. If you can't, look inside this>>18199327
box.

>>18199340
Let's be honest here anon, if you didn't want it you wouldn't be kidnapped.

>>18199345
Thinking outside the box doesn't help me when it leads to me putting my dick in crazy if it's exactly what I'm trying to avoid.

>>18199347
No.

>>18199357
Bash your head against the wall a couple times. Self-harm'll usually get them out of the mood.

>>18199361
>usually
Mad Cats are already rare outside of Wonderland, and this one is specially rare being a yandere.

If anything it might turn on her sadistic side, and bashing my head won't help me think of a solution to get out of here.

If you think about it, couldn't a Shoggoth render modern medicine totally redundant?
>Master has the flu, she uses microscopic bits of herself to eliminate the virus inside of him
>Master's eyesight is starting to go bad, she encases his eyes with a transparent film that acts as contact lenses
>Master suffers from heart failure, she replaces it with one she made

>>18199417
There is that. And if someone dies you just get a Lich to reanimate them.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UlU1LRR2-Es

>>18199417
But good luck getting them to heal anyone but master.

>>18199417
Monster mana already does that.

>>18199417
>>18199431
A shoggoth would be the easiest way, but there seem to be plenty of other monsters capable of miraculous healing as well, not to mention the ever-present 'lol mamono mana'.

>>18199417
Any system with healing magic could take care of most of that. Unicorns might actually better for a good number of those.

>>18197414
Would she care for you despite the fact that you are a stranger in a strange land?

>>18199374
She likes inflicting the pain anon. Seeing you hurt herself will trigger her "nurture" response.

>>18199417
Not really, probably makes things worse if she comes into contact with a tumor or something like that.

>>18199429
Not if the body gets cremated.

>>18199467
>Not if the body gets cremated
So they'll make a flesh golem and stick your soul in it.

>>18198897
I had the weirdest dream about an Atlach-Nacha yesterday.
I was lost on the highway with when a small beat up car stopped.
I walked up to it and opened the door only to see an Atlach-Nacha at the wheel who didn't say a word.
I then gave her 2 rusty coins between slices of tomatoes and offered to pay her gas.

>>18199467
>implying cremation makes a difference to a spellcaster with 9th level spells

>>18199473
>I then gave her 2 rusty coins between slices of tomatoes and offered to pay her gas.
BUT WHAT DOES IT MEAN?

>>18199463
That's a bit of a streth I think.

Is there no other way one could out-smart the cat?

>>18199484
You need to go buy an Atlach-Nacha some burgers.

>>18199484
>Can I offer you a nice sandwich in this trying time?

>>18199480
Why do you think they burn witches at the stake?

>>18199495
Just kiss her when she tries to do her explanation. She'll just lock up and blush.

>>18199502
Because they’re morons.

>>18198008
tatsuya is a fucking god, it's a fucking travesty that he's drawing relatively normal sized girls now

>>18199511
But. I don't want my dick in crazy meme ca-

Oh, you want me to use this opportunity to knock her out, right?

>>18199528
No. Anon you have to understand, if you didn't want a Cheshire you wouldn't have gotten kidnapped by one. That's just how it works.

>>18199497
Knowing that chaos spiders spend all their time underground eating whatever is there, if you were to give her hamburgers she will get addicted to them real quick and you'll have to take responsibility when all the calories go to her ass.

>>18199502
Because if she weighs the same as a duck she's made of wood.

>>18199535
But's that's wrong you fucking meme cat sympathizer.

>>18199542
Actually he’s perfectly correct.
t. foxfag

>>18199540
>Atlach-Nacha goes from short pettanko to a shortstack due to her falling in love with the siren call of burgers.
>She makes anon take responsibility by forcing him to prone bone her enormous squishy ass all the time.

>>18199542
I'm going to ask you a very important question anon. If you didn't want a scenario with a Cheshire Cat then why the fuck did you reply to my Cheshire Cat scenario?

>>18199557
>>18199548
Because people don't get kidnapped willinglly, so it's natural that I'd have to repsond to it even if I didn't want to be in that situation.

Makes the scenario more realistic.

Besides. I'd feel bad if people didn't responded to my prompts, even if they did so negatively about the situation.