/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>18211650
I bet she's not even three feet tall.

Bad girls!

>>18211653
I'd put her at 3' 8".
That puts her at paizuri height for the average man.

Where the fuck were you. I sat here refreshing the page for like 5 minutes.

oh for fucks sake

>>18211650
why doesn't she have a single positive feature

>>18211674
Because you have an opinion.
You are entitled to your opinion, though others may disagree with it.

>This kills the meido.

>>18211655
Bad girls are good.
You can't explain that.

I wonder what kind of life she led up to this point to end up corrupting as a Hellhound, especially such a ghastly one.

>>18211650
Reminds me of that mouse girl in fobs. Hitting her will result in your head getting stuck in her huge chest.

>>18211659
>3' 8''
>average

lmao when will they learn

>>18211735
Anon, learn to read. She's at paizuri height. That means her tits are at dick height.

>>18211708
I-

Is that a Glacied Hellhound?

>>18211752
Maybe it's a hellhounded Glacie. The world may never know.

>>18211732
God bless Zell. One of the few men who shares my passion for paizuri.

>>18211740
>3' 8''
>average paizuri height

lmao when will they learn

If you are one of the lucky men to have been husbando'd by a hobgoblin, please remember to treat them kindly. They work hard to be good leaders to their goblin sisters. Even though they may appear confident, they bear a great burden in their leadership. When charging into battle, they have a tendency to trip. If they do, they will often bury their face in your body so the other goblins don't see them cry. This is normal. A few reassuring head pats or breast fondlings will cheer them up. Alternatively you could piggyback them into battle to prevent them from tripping. Follow these simple tips to keep your hobgoblin wife happy. Because a happy hobgoblin means a happy tribe.

>>18211752
>>18211763
I think the proper term is Frosthound

>Why is he putting these on me? I'm doing fine without them anyways.

>>18211708
There's probably some backstory in the text, but she could be the daughter of the captain of the guard in a Order city in one of the colder regions. Her brother was born weak and she often had to help him with exercise and labor and protecting him from bullies. But he died from his weak heart and she blamed herself for not making him strong enough. Wanting to be like her father and move away these bad memories, she trained and was accepted to be one of the Order's soldiers and was promoted to be in charge of her own platoon of soldiers. Wanting to protect all the people she could, she focused most of her energy on improving herself and her platoon and stomping out any monster incursions.

So when one day, there was a large invasion force heading towards her, she sprang into action but was taken down by a Hellhound and corrupted where she felt all sorts of strange things, thoughts of that one boy that worked in the tavern for example. She always liked talking to him as he served her beer and food, and with monstergirls rampaging throughout town, someone as handsome and kind as him was in danger. He was too weak to fight them off so she had to protect him. Maybe he could help her with that strange sense of longing she felt as well.

Describe writefag stories you wish for in one sentence or less.

>>18211914
That seems right on point.
Being bitten/clawed by a Hellhound as well as being filled with a desire to protect has to result in corruption into a Hellhound. The color of her skin and fur would be born from her desire to remain in a cold climate.

>thoughts of that one boy that worked in the tavern for example
The boy who keeps serving her free extras and once talked about how he too wanted to be a warrior but couldn't because of his poor health?

>>18211930
The adventures of Slutman and Rapebait the boy wonder.

>>18211653
>>18211659
>Womenlets

>>18211930
Undead girls.

>>18211930
Women becoming monsters

>>18211930
More tales of monsters showing up in london.

>>18211650
big fat rat tats

>>18211930
Valkyries turning into dark valkiries

>>18211930
How to tame your dragon.
Moby Dick.
One thrust man.
Little women.
Scales, tails, and automobiles.
The Wizard of Oz.

>>18211953
Werewolves okay?

>>18211956
Perfect for squeezing some poor anon's cock dry.

>>18211938
Nothing too serious. He just broke his leg years ago and it never fully healed so he has a limp and can't run.

>>18211930
Big meaty sneks

>>18211791
I love Hobgoblins and regular goblins so much, would be the aniki of a group of them and make sure that they're never sad.

>>18211990
It's going to take months before he can convince her that he doesn't need to be princess carried everywhere by her.

>>18212048
Unless you're ready to marry all of them you should make it a priority to go on raids so that your precious underlings get men.

>>18212075
>Unless you're ready to marry all of them you should make it a priority to go on raids so that your precious underlings get men.
Of course I'd marry them, Goblins are too damn adorable to resist.

>>18211708
>>18211914
ahhh, I remember seeing this on twitter a while ago. It's set in Lescatie
lemme get a Tl,dr: of the text

>>18211930
Basilisks and other monstergirls dealing with airport security

>>18212086
>"Aniki! Aniki! I found a rare armor!"
How do you reward her?

>>18212123
Ruffle her hair and tell her she can help herself to an extra serving of meat when we set up camp, supplies are limited but finding a rare armor is something worth celebrating.
Then maybe at night the group could share some drinks around the campfire and listen to her story on how she found it she gets first dibs on the dick when it comes to sex after too.

Save me!

>>18212173
From what? That stripper?

>>18212173
This is exactly my kind of girl. An ideal level of muscle with that perfectly toned stomach without being bulky.

Would gladly let her dominate me.

>>18212173
>get caught in a terrible housefire
>stuck in a smoke filled corridor, unable to find a way out
>fire brigade arrives
>suddenly a huge hellhound comes barrelling down the corridor, grabs you and then thunders out the house with you safely in her arms
Thats how you get a wife

>>18212190
This is the dream. I want a Hellhound to carry me to safety, and then I kiss her on the cheek and thank her.

>>18211930
Night Gaunt-chan goes bikini shopping.

>>18211650
Were those delinquent greentexts from the previous thread screencapped?

>>18211708
She looks silly.

>>18211650
This kinda reminds me of that MGC Correctional Facilities some anon did a few threads back.
Damn him for leaving me blue balled.

>>18212190
>fire department gets a call
>hellhound shows up ready to rescue some poor human man
>bursts through the door only to find no fire
>instead the man is laying on his bed in half removed clothing
>"I'm so glad you're here, there's a fire in my pants!"
>hellhound looks at him with a look that could kill and mutters "motherfucker..." under her breath before raping him into next week
Please remember that just because the firemen are sexy monster girls it's still not right to prank them.

>>18212282
After the first 7-8 replies to that kind of post you can't expect them to follow through, I didn't bother replying out of courtesy. If you're late to a questionnaire post, suck it up and be early next time

>>18212273
>Calling a Hellhound silly
She's going to throw you at the nearest pack of starved Werewolves.

>>18212319
Well if that's the case he could have said that. But he said he was going to write a paste bin for the rest, which is only leaving me perpetually blue balled.

>>18212270
Nope but the post number is >>18211419 if you want to go back and do it.

The new transfer student wants to see you behind school after classes.
What could she possibly want?

>>18212351
>no fluffy tail
She can fuck right off.

>tfw no nightgaunt waifu to molest

>>18212351
lunch money i'm assuming?

>>18212351
Tail or not I'd go meet her, I'd be a bit cautious of her motives though.

>>18212360
Molesting a Night Gaunt looks like bullying from an outsider's perspective. But it's heaven for both involved parties.
Don't mistakes her moans and cute noises as plea for mercy.

>>18212351
I don't know but I'm waiting for the tubby holst twins to meet me here.
Also, she ain't got no fluffy tails

>>18212385
Subtracting her clothes' surface area every time she cums sounds like a good game to play with her. What do they feel about wearing skimp clothes anyway?

>>18212356
>>18212408
>Mofu addicts

>>18212363
>>18212366
Does she look like a delinquent to you?

>>18212413
I ain't no addict, I'm just pointing out she has no tails.
She can wait with me for the twins to show up if she wants.

>>18212351
It's below zero and snowing, please wear your winter uniform and fold your skirt less

>>18212411
>What do they feel about wearing skimp clothes anyway?
I can only imagine that they feel extremely embarrassed and vulnerable when they're not covered in goo.
Having their skin constantly protected like that has to make it overly sensitive to exposure, please do not overwhelm your Night Gaunt.

>>18212413
>Does she look like a delinquent to you?
Yes, very much so. I'm sure she's a nice girl though.

>>18212416
What are you going to do with Holst twins anyway? Taste their latest batch of cookies?
I'm sure they milked themselves like perverts while calling out your name and moaning, and then used it for whatever they're going to feed you.

>>18212467
Yep.
They always bring their latest batch of cookies, of which I have a few before hand feeding them each others cookies.
Maybe we could let fox-san have some!
Those holsts love to snuggle up tight despite how warm they should be.

>>18211930
Penywises Undead Kiki gets laid

Lovin' muscle girls as someone so frail ain't easy, but them's the breaks.

>>18212517
Its okay, you get to see them act really worried when they accidentally hurt you.

>>18212473
>Tubby holst twins smiling while anon tries a fw cookies.
>They're squished tight on each side while the fox sits across from them.
>They are saying nice things to her but the tension in the air could be cut by a knife.
>"Sooo Fox-san, do you want some cookies? We worked really hard on them for anon."
>"Yes, very hard, you could say we put our all into making sure he's happy."
>"Yep, very happy, we won't let anything bring him down while we're around. ANYTHING at all."

IA IA! IA SHUB NIGGURATH, THE BLACK GOAT WITH A THOUSAND YOUNG! May she bless us with many Onee-Sans.

Onee-Sabbath worshiping Chiyo-Nee when?

>>18212542
>WITH A THOUSAND YOUNG
Not yet.

>>18212542
is the serialize comic worth reading or should just stickj to h?

>>18212560
It really is. It gives you heartboners.

>>18212572
>>18212572
>heartboners
the only thing that has given me that was the shindol comic with the gimp girl.

>>18212542
I want to become her little spoon for the rest of eternity and take responsibility when the stars are aligned.

>>18212534
It's always the cutest cows that are the most dangerous.

If someone made a monster girl visual novel, what would you want it to be about? School shenanigans? Something fantasy?

>>18212616
Yep.
That they are.

And if anyone is mean to anon then they just have to 'sweeten them up' with some nice cookies.

>>18212351
Surely she wants someone to show her around. It's time to show her some places to buy stuff, eat and to have fun, passing by my house and casually ignoring her comments on how it's a place to have a lot of fun too.

>>18212624
Isekai fluff.

>>18212583
Just be prepared anon. We mortals simply cannot comprehend how baby crazy she might get when the stars are right. At least you get to talk with her friend Yog-Sothoth about dating advice!

>>18212624
Dungeon crawling

What kind of clothing your MG-fu would wear if she lived in the same region/location as you do?

>>18212660
A large rain coat to compliment her large wizard hat

>>18212627
>Anon get's slapped and called a "breasts obsessed pervert" by a flat human girl
>The next day she comes at school as a chubby Q cup Holst and begs Anon for his forgiveness

>>18212639
You're underestimating how cunning foxes are. She's going to spill liquid on herself, ask to use your shower then lure you in and make you take responsibility.

>>18212649
Her ass looks huge in that picture.
>>18212667
That poor girl.

>>18212670
She's an eldritch abomination anon. She can make it as big or small as she wants.

>>18212677
Excellent.

>>18212667
She won't be able to lure me in though. I know my foxes and transfer students, if I have to go in the bathroom I'll make my sister do it

>>18212649
It is said that one does not know what true madness is until he is on the verge of collapse after releasing his seed over 30 times in an Old One and sees in her eyes a glimpse of insatiable hunger that screams at him that they're barely even started.

>>18212670
>>18212677
>>18212686
Modular child bearing hips.

>>18212691
How many babies can she have at a time?

>>18212667
Well, I couldn’t help but forgive her at that rate, although I would have to awkwardly congratulate her on becoming a monster girl.

I would wonder why the twins were hugging me so tightly and sent her off with cookies though

>>18212699
Her womb is non-euclidean.

>>18212670
I dunno, having Q-cups should help her get a boyfriend in a second.

>>18212691
The true madness lies in waking up at night, with all the stars formed into a heart blazing in the night sky, as she slowly begins to introduce you to the joys of tantric paizuri. It will be long before the dawn comes again.

>>18212722
Hot.I think?
>>18212730
Yes but she needs new clothes.

>>18212730
Not to mention she's now so slightly chubbier, she's perfect for me

>>18212744
She’ll be fine.
Why, the twins could even show her how!

>>18212745
And now she even has a boyfriend!
It’s all perfect!
The twins really are good girls!

Best be careful around them Yakuzies anon, never know what could happen.

>>18211708
Silly anons. Everyone knows that blue flames burn hotter and more efficiently. This hellhound is in the high percentage of hellhounds!

>>18212772
I dunno, that nice dragon lady seems to take care of them pretty easily.

Why, she was helping me train to be a proper dom for one of those caberaes when it happened!

>>18212777
But red flames burn three times as fast.

>>18212667
>Pair of chubby holst twins that are excellent home makers but secret mayderes

I want them

>>18212772
All you have to do is not bump them so they won't take you to an alley. If they try to bump you just dodge if you have the crowd moving skill.

>>18212772
But they're really nice. They offer men jobs in the hospitality sector that pay really well, and you don't even have to submit a resume.

>>18212826
I can give them never before seen results if they hire me!

>blocks your path

>>18212833
I don't think they'd want to laugh at your tiny penis, anon.

>>18212845
what if I paid them to?

>>18212840
I'll create more paths then.

>>18212542
https://imgur.com/a/Dy9qb

You are alone, Child.
There is only darkness for you, and death for your people.
These goats are just the beginning.
I will command a great and terrible army.
We will fly out to a billion worlds, we will fly out until every man is claimed!
You are strong, Child.
But I am beyond strength,
I am Shub-Niggurath,
and I have come for you, Anon!

>>18212878
You'd be fired again.

>>18212840
That salamander can block my path all she wants but she's getting a mating press in return.

>>18212898
>she says this every time you have sex as an elaborate way of saying she’s cumming.

Kuudere monster girls, especially Ice Queens are for this: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DTWiyGZVAAAH-O2.jpg

>>18212801
>Anon going through school one morning, nodding off as he walks.
>Hallways isn't particularly crowded but that doesn't prevent him from accidentally bumping into someone.
>Unfortunately, said someone is the new girl in school, a tall, busty oni with a six--pack that's earned her a spot on the wrestling team and a bad attitude that keeps her off it.
>He goes to apologize but he only gets a "So-" out before he's hauled up by the collar of his shirt.
>"You trying something with me you little punk?" The oni shouts, hallway going quiet as she sneers "You trying to be my private towel boy or somethin'?"
>No one is moving, everyone from the little weresheep in home-ec to the Vampire with historical texts for a project freezing.
>Oni barely notices this as a sweetly sinister pair of voices quietly state "Anon, have you made a new friend this morning?"

Adorable yet terrifying.

>https://exhentai.org/g/1169157/cd6573a5b8/
translation when?

Would desert monstergirls like the Pillar men theme ?

>>18213073
They hear it whenever anon gets up from his sleep and they see him half naked.

>>18213073
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1515124294317.webm

Musclebound /fit/poster girls love it too

So anons.
How often and how 'stealthily' does your wife join you in the shower?

>In shower
>Suddenly have big fat cuddlecat pressed against my back in the shower.

I know I'd love it.

>>18213150
>Muscle pharaoh that has her alarm set to the pillarmen theme.

I would love to have such a lovely girl.

>>18213161
>How often and how 'stealthily' does your wife join you in the shower?
she doesn't bathe regularly

>>18213161
I'm more likely to join her showering than she does to me. Taking care of her scales, especially her wings and tail would always be such a great experience.

>>18213161
I'd be that Pharaoh's towelboy.

>>18213178
What species of filthy slut is she?

>>18213201
succubus
not from mge though

>>18213161
She might try it sometimes, but her talons make it hard for her to be sneaky.

>>18211930
The cheshire who lost her smile.

>>18213161
Well I've only got a small shower, so I'd easily notice that big strong and chubby hellhound trying to sneak in, if she even makes an attempt at stealth in the first place

>>18213203
>Spoiler
Living the dangerous life?
Monster girls who actually pose a threat to your life are vastly underrated. Fear is the strongest emotion, fearboners are the strongest boners.
And you get to slowly build a relationship of mutual benefit and trust rather than the instant unconditional love MGE offers.

>>18213161
>How often and how 'stealthily' does your wife join you in the shower?
Plenty of times anon, I'd probably intentionally be in the shower right when my waifu gets home from work or when my daughteru gets home from school just to tempt them because I know they wouldn't be able to resist.

>>18213229
>>18213229
>Monster girls who actually pose a threat to your life
she doesn't

>>18213187
Make sure that dragon's scales shine!

>>18213193
And she'd probably love to have you as one.

>>18213212
Harpy?
Dragon?

>>18213224
A strongfat hellhound?
That would be nice.
Would she come in behind you and pull you tight against you or would she stand in front of you and demand you wash her?

>>18213260
Oh KDF!

>>18213161
>Yeti joining in shower
She's going to crank the shower to cold so she can cool off and so she can warm me up

>>18213262
That's surprising, most popular Succubi out there are the kind that drain your soul after draining your balls.
Is she from some lesser known monster girl work?

>>18213272
>Yeti Cranking on the cold simply so she can hug you in a new spot.

I can see that.

>>18213278
oh its pretty well known , though I suppose it is less popular now then when there was a dearth of monstergirl material back in 2011,
her species is succubus but she really is more interested in science and necromancy proving that one doesn't have to be defined by their monster species.

>>18213268
Harpy.

>>18213305
Well, it would be admirable to see her try to do that.

>>18213077
>>18213073
>Kiki going into Anon's bedroom with the Desert Girls visiting for business like wheat trade and gold
>AWAKEN, MY MASTER!
>Their fucking faces when Anon God of Fitness who's basically WHAAMU steps out of the bedroom
Having a chuuni waifu must be interesting.

>>18213268
Her scales would do more than just shine. They'd become very smooth and great to touch, but the best part comes from hugging her from the front to work with her tail and wings. The tail being sensitive would make her slightly stiff at first no matter how many times I'd do it, making her press herself against me and complain about doing something dirty while tryinto get clean.
It would be great to go from the tip to the base like that, feeling her butt and then moving around her inner thighs, getting a feeling of her stickyness down there and dropping the soap so I can eat her out.

>>18213333
That it would be.
I'd love to end up the hugely muscled husband of a shortstack or tubby girl, would be fantastic.
Would kiss that kiki on the cheek and bid her good morning.

>>18213343
That's how dragons get smugger.

>>18213350
>Pillar Man-Anon gets out of the in ground pool
>All the Desert Girls can hear as the water runs down his muscles and hair is Avalon

>>18212898
Oh my. How grand!

>>18213350
>smugger
It starts out as smug and dominant but as things becomes lewder she starts biting her lips with just a lusty smile and her tail goes around to wrap my thing up. Dragons might be proud and haughty but once you start lewding up yours they just let go and enjoy the pleasure.

>>18213378
Just watch out, she may wrap her thighs around your head.

>>18213229
>Monster girls who actually pose a threat to your life are vastly underrated. Fear is the strongest emotion, fearboners are the strongest boners.
My brother.
This is kind of why I like chaos girls too, I don't want to be transformed yet at the same time, the dangerous allure of them and their top tier designs make the trade off seem really tempting.

Non-MGE succs having to hold back their energy drain and trusting one not to get a little too into things during sex also has a strong appeal to it. I wouldn't mind if she accidentally knocked me out by using a small fraction of her power too much by "mistake" one time.

Can you use raijus as chargers?

>>18213385
I don't see why I'd need to watch out for that. Having her thighs around my head and her claws on my hair, pulling me further shows how much she's enjoying that cleaning session. If anything it would just be a sign to make me lick her more and more while stroking her butt and base of the tail.

>>18212517
>Amazon Monstergirl with Amazon (Dragon’s Crown) body
Holy shit sign me up please

>>18213416
I think so

>>18213434
She’ll go off hunting enormous monsters and come home to have you eat them up as her happy spoiled househusband. But you gotta rub her sore and humongous toned ass every night and take her reverse cowgirl intense snu snu.

>>18213471
I wonder if an Amazon with that tier of awesome muscle sexy body would whimper and moan in the privacy of their home when their husband massages them.

>>18213268
She'd have you kneel down and hand wash every single inch of her, gleefully smirking at how you're happily kneading all of her chubby belly, hips, thighs and breasts

>>18213464
Do you gotta stick it up her butt?

>>18213520
Sounds lovely but does she remain that way when you start getting behind her ears and doing her tail?
Where is she biggest?
Do you spend ample time feeling up her bottom and chest?

>>18213535
She's big everywhere anon
Once I'm done feeling her juicy assets, I'll start with the headpats and ear scratches, then she'll be putty in my hands, in more ways than one

>>18213556
Oh my.
Just hope she doesn't lay against you in the tub.
I'd a flat out fat hound.
I'd do that with a similar cheshire two.

>>18213579
I would a fathound too anon
Also, the idea of a big slippery pudgehound trying to get comfy atop me in the bath sounds fucking awesome

Half dragons!

>>18213609
The only thing you need to watch out for is if she's unwilling to move off you.

She may get too comfy, although cold water may force you and out eventually.
Plus-side, more time for you to grab her ass and grope it

Trumpart magical girls!

>>18213620
She'd keep the water warm with her high body temperature, that way you've got an endlessly warm bath with a big fat hound comfortably resting on top of you, occasionally wiggling about, giving you ample time to grope every inch of her big body

>>18213641
Would be nice, although she may evetually get fired up by the groping till she wants that fat ass filled with something

>>18213579
>>18213609
>today it's fatshit
I want /d/ to finally go and stay go.

>>18213636
>Mahou Shoujou Diamond Trumpart
>always lets herself get caught and raped by the villains and unsavory tentacle monsters

TFW you will never get bullied by the sheer muscular control of horsepussy preventing your pull out.

>>18213648
There's a difference between regular fat girls and the landwhales you find on /d/ you know
You could also just hide our posts if you don't like them

>"Look husband! I'm meaty! See? Just like those other girls your friends always talk about! Let's have sex~!"
Sandworm-chan, that's a different kind of meaty!

>>18213684
fat is a deviant fetish

>>18213647
It was only a matter of time, you'd be lucky to have an hour when your hellwan isn't trying to fuck you into next week

>>18213697
Doesn't hurt she's also one of the most stacked.

>>18213697
>Let's have sex~!
I'm now imagining having a genki devoted sandworm wife who always ends everything she says with 'Let's have sex~!'

>>18213684
No there isn't you retarded double nigger.

>>18213704
True.
She'd probably pounce you when you're on the bed and demand you drop your drawers.

>>18213709
>>18213711
>Typically thin Sandworm wife hears you typically like ultra curvy girls
>"Oh! No problem husband!"
>Suddenly her whole body lurches and flings you half a mile straight up into the sky, her mouth closes below you
>After a few seconds, it opens back up and she leaps up to safely catch you inside her body
>Where her tonguebody/real body is now a super gorgeous MILF-tier goddess
>"There! Is this better husband? Let's have sex~!"

Woah... This is some position dude..

>>18213726
>>Typically thin Sandworm wife hears you typically like ultra curvy girls
>She pulls her whole body out of the sand and starts contortionating her whole worm body.

>"D-Does Husband think this is enough curves?"

>>18213757
Ah, the fabled "exploding clothes" technique.

>>18213758
>She keeps trashing her whole body around the desert, throwing sand everywhere.
>You think you saw a Girtablilu get crushed by her tail a moment ago.
>You don't know if you'll be able to erase her fearful expression as your wife came crashing down on her from your memory

>>18213721
Well just try your best to ignore us then

>>18213726
>husband.exe has stopped working

I'd be hyperventilating off to one side for a good hour after an experience like that.

>>18213769
The suppatenko is a true master.

>>18213778
>they aren't even trying to hide where the "just ignore it" stance comes from anymore

>>18213790
>"Fwee fwee fwee, husband's overwhelmed by my new curvy body!"
>Cut to her gently cuddling you and apologizing profusely, promising to never fling you up again as her body digs as deep as she can go to assure you the bad mister sky won't scare you any more
She's a sweet gal at heart.

>>18213758
She's so adorable
I keep falling for Sandworm

>>18213757
I want to creampie those thighs.

>>18213724
At that point you've teased her for too long, now she's going to put that big body to use

>>18213856
>"Husband.... Take of your pants huuuusbaaand."
>She's smiling but its a tight grip and she's rubbing against you.
>"I've been waiting huuuusbaaaand."
>She's pressing her mammoth mammaries against you and you feel all her soft body pressed against you.
>"Better hurry huuuusbaaand."

I'd probably be too tired to move afterwards, which isn't all that bad as she'd use me like a daiki after her post coital snack

>>18213726
There's a reason desert denizens tend to avoid the territory of even mated Sandworms.
Watching a joyous Sandworm "breach" and dive among the sands is a sight to behold, but also not something you want to be anywhere near.

>>18213930
>Sandworm leaping ever higher towards the sky
>"Why do you leap sandworm?"
>"Husband says I'm as pretty as the sun! So I figured he must like the sun too, so I'm gonna catch it for him!"

>>18213811
Its a shame about that harpy that was nearby as you were flung upwards. She got knocked out cold!

>>18188518
>>18188605
Well what's called?
I want to know

>>18213940
Simple monsters might be stupid, but they are pretty cute.

>>18214012
I want a simple wurm with massive milkers.

>>18214012
I want a dense vampire!

>>18213921
You wouldn't even be able to lie back and let it happen, she'd be guiding your hands to grope her belly while she bounces joyfully on your dick

>>18214035
Yep, she'd be aggressive in making sure I feel her up, although it probably wouldn't be long before she demands I take the active role in things so she can relax

>>18214035
>>18214042
You're still disgusting, fuck off already.

>>18214042
Easy, just make her a snack and pronebone while she eats it

Fatfags fuck off.

>>18214092
That could be fun.
Would let me play with that fat dog ass

nice mice

>>18214102
Nobody here wants to hear about how much you like corpulent filthy landwhales, take it to tumblr.

>>18214113
She's nice.
I kinda want to give her a chest to rival that niceness.

>>18214113
Mice neighbors are nice. I'd buy cheese for one as a present, maybe if it's her birthday or something I'd cook a meal with lots of cheese.

>>18214113
I want a mouse neighbor who secretly has a yandere-tier crush on me, and has a dozen cameras hidden all over my house. Or alternatively, just a mouse neighbor who has a slight crush and is too nervous to ask me out on a date.

>>18211930
S.T.A.L.K.E.R but it has monster girls

>>18214113
I want to eat a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, and then have my nice mice neighbor knock on the door, commenting that she smelled peanut butter and that she would like to share some with me!

>>18214102
Be sure to cuddle afterwards and tell her that you love her more than anything else

>>18213930
Usul has called a big one! It is THE LEGEND!

>>18214156
Well that much would be obvious.
Cuddling the hot dog is mandatory

>>18214146
Metro 2033 with monster girls.

watshi no kokoro...

>>18214162
What's obvious is that fatfags don't belong here. Even MGE monsters would think you're disgusting and reject you faggots.

>>18214183
But I don't speak moon and why do you have legs?

>>18214162
She's a pretty low maintenance girl, all you gotta do is make her snacks and give her a good fucking every day. Plus, she comes with the bonus of being like a big daki so she's prime cuddle material

>>18214193
A self heating daiki at that.
Hot enough to keep me warm during the winters

>>18214146
What a coincidence
https://pastebin.com/eLF69GnP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_DgVnQiqeU

>>18214193
Fuck off, and take your disgusting fetish with you.

>>18214196
Truly, she is perfection

>>18214196
>self heating daki
Winterstown Tanuki can make millions!

>>18214217
That she is.

>>18214219
The problem is she either needs to make those daikis or me and the wife need to move to Winterstown and have a bunch of hellpups that she opens a dating service with/for

>>18214113
The Mouse nextdoor!

>>18214217
>she is perfection
She is lard.

>>18214219
She'll go bankrupt because only the most pathetic garbage fetishists want fatties.

>>18214219
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gY_6fJg9t7k
>Come in traveler! Everything's for sale!
>For the right price of course.

>>18214219
>Anon and his hellhound wife have a bunch of little heckpups through the power of meat and whatever potions he can get.
>Winterstown tanuki is partially funding this to get the dating rights to the girls.
>Sends them all to Winterstown Girls Academy
>Poor Yak-Hakusan is staring at a class of loli heckpups

Winterstown is going to have a bunch of hellhounds in a decade or two.

>>18214219
>once her client has payed, she just gives him the location of the nearest houndpit
>"Hey pal, I never said it would be risk free! If you want insurance for whatever may happen though, just give me a call; here's my card. Pleasure doing business with you~"

>>18214260
>Not just calling up the anon so their eldest, non-married daughteru can show up.

There's simpler and easier ways to do this.

>>18214255
>Winterstown Girls Academy.
>Yeti girls gossiping about cute guys they'd want to hug.
>Frost Lich in the library, always studying and reading books.
>Pack of scary Ice Wolves, shooting daggers from their eyes at the pack of Heckpups, who are returning the stare.
>Gigantic, clumsy but very gentle Polar Bear Girl, who needs several desks and chairs put together in class.
>Himedere Ice Dragon, who's the head of the school's popular girls.
>Little Winter Gremlins running around causing mischief.
>Penguin Harpies staying close together, and as far away from the scary Orca Girl, who's the school bully.
>Ara ara Yuki Onna teacher who has a thing for her male students.

>>18214286
>Male students
>Girls Academy

But yeah, that would be a pretty nice place, although the turf wars between the heckpups and ice wolves would be a thing to see, although the pine dryad would get mad if they screwed with the topiaries.

>>18214219
A self-heating daki is just a called a husband.

>>18214286
>>Winterstown Girls Academy.
I want to go to there

>>18214324
Anon.....
You are a boy.

>>18214323
And that walking pile of titflesh is called a wife.

>>18211708
I shall call thee cocytus hound.

>>18211930
Cold-climate Sandworm living in the Great Kobuk Sand Dunes of NW Alaska, and the bush pilot who falls in love with her.

>>18214330
>Anon.....
>You are a boy.

He can be a teacher!

>>18214341
Thats just asking for many students/staff to try and get the D if they aren't married.
Which is fun.

>>18214255
It'd be nice to watch the snow melting on contact with their breasts.

>>18214345
Yeah, they'd be walking steamclouds in a way.
The little daughterus running about while the biggest one sticks with the husband.

It makes them poor hiders in hide and go seek

I want to see a kikimori in casual clothing. There's something great about taking a cute girl who wears a uniform and putting her in normal clothes.

>>18214183
Is that Cobra spelled backwards?

>>18214341
He's an alp so it's okay.

If monster girls will eventually be able to produce human boys, how does that work for the monsters that lay eggs?

>>18214401
Same way. Nothing changes

>>18214407
That didn't answer his question at all

>>18214401
How long does she bite you? Imagine walking around town with her latched on your back.

>>18214401
Humans are live births, monstergirls are eggs.

>>18214401
Or for that matter fairies.

For both them and egg layers I assume the baby boys will start out a lot smaller than normal human babies.

>>18214411
Yes it did?
>how does eggs work?
Same way for both sexes. VampMosquito Incubi would be popping out of them.

>>18214368
Kikimora*. I must have dementia or something.

>>18214424
Wait what the hell are those gloves

>>18214414
Mosquitoes aren't for walking around town, they're for tying up their wings and keeping them locked inside your breeding dungeon.

>>18214431
A Hikki Kiki.

Something feels amiss about this.

>>18214449
Impossible.

I fell in love with that military alp in the foxhole with me. Especially with the chest huffing and holding.
i just need someone to hold even if it used to be a man

>>18214255
Luck be with the poor teacher, she's gonna need it.

>>18214550
Luckily Yak-haku sensie is strong in muscle, mind, and liver.

Parent teacher conferences will be awkward when she meets pudgehound and her husband and sees that the hounds got another litter on the way.

>>18214569
Yak-Haku sensei must be extra fluffy to survive the harsh winters

>>18214620
She is, very floofy.
So much so that its not uncommon for cold girls to snuggle up to her during recess or nap-time when she does kindergarten years

>>18214493
>Spoiler
Pretty sure thinking like that makes you the alp. Just make sure you cuddle tight and suck hard, the way you would've wanted it.

I want to get raped by a cheeky Mucus Toad holding a cane and wearing nothing but a top hat!

>>18214629
Thing is, I want to cuddle someone of the opposite sex and just lay in a dirt hole with them.

>>18214677
Perfect then. You'll be the female and the other person will be the male.

>>18214654
HELLO MY DARLIN', HELLO MY SWEETIE, HELLO MY NEW HUSBAAAAAAAAND~

>>18214707
I'm not gay so that's not happening lad.

>>18214720
You're not gay if you're female

>>18214730
Pretty sure alps are gay.

>>18214713
How did you know about her excellent singing voice anon?

>>18214747
So anon is gay one way or the other? How can he escape such fate?

>>18214730
Not necessarily true.
>Bored flayer makes an alp only interested in shucking oysters
"Again?!"

How chubby is "chubby" for you? Personally Methonium is the perfect level for me.

>>18214756
Stay away from alps. Shoot anything that looks vaguely demonic in your vicinity. Wouldn't wanna get tricked into something gay, would you?

>>18214626
>kids come running in from recess carrying Lich
>"Sensei, sensei, Lich is frozen stiff again!"
>Lich spends the rest of the day wrapped in a blanket made from Yak Haku's fur until she can move her joints again

>>18214756
avoid Alps. It's just greasy for both parties involved

>>18214765
The only way an Alp is not obviously an Alp (i.e. beyond stage 1) is if they're getting regular dickings, which means they're taken.
So basically you'll know when you see 'em.

>>18214730
You're required to be gay to be a female.

>>18214761
Nav's recent hellhound is a good example for me.

>>18214626
>>18214766
>floofy
>Smart
>Huge horns, even huger tits
>Great with kids
There's no way she's not married, right?

>>18214761
The ideal chubby for me is Yukari From Otochichi's Cooking Pakopako tank. https://exhentai.org/s/d25b152058/1114633-58 All the girls in here have amazing bodytypes

>>18214493

>>18214810
Given that she's surrounded at most hours by horny teen MGs, a single male getting within 50 feet of her unmolested is a rare event.

Can outsiders watch the demon lord give birth? Asking for a friend.

>>18214840
No.
t. KC

>>18214836
Yes Sir
I mean Ma'am
I mean Boss
I mean Poobah

>>18214837
>Yakutaku-sensei sighs and wonders why she can't find a man
>But then ponders and realizes she hasn't actually SEEN a man in some time

>>18214569
>Ehh? You're having more children?!

>>18214870
>I know! Isn't it wonderful?
>[internal screaming]

>>18214761
Methonium, Muronaga Chaashu, that artist that specializes in drawing fat-bottomed Nagato's, and Nav.

Do you ever look at animal videos then imagine the situations with monster girls instead of animals?

>>18214810
She's also low key very strong. Under a soft layer of floof in both hair and flesh, she's got great muscles.

>>18214761
I have a fetish for chubby/fat girls, but I would never want a fat waifu
There's fap material, and then there's wife material, and they don't always overlap

>>18214892
https://youtu.be/zWVw-j8eYSk

Yes. I get green with envy thinking that farmers in the mge world have this 'problem'

>>18214906
Only if they're "farming" mice.

>>18214810
She is.
Her work keeps her busy.
That and the muscles she has under her clothes intimidate a few guys

>>18214906
I wonder if people would do documentaries on Monster girls as if they were typical animals.

>>18214870
>"Yep, me and the hubby were thinking we'd like a few more and that Tanuki was overjoyed to give more of our girls a pristine education."
>Yak-sensei is screaming on the inside despite her tight-lipped smile while anon and the pudgehound start snuggling

>>18214924
They'd have to get a new producer for every one after the producer for the previous film is inevitably forcefully wed while filming.

>>18214893
>>18214916
>All of the above AND big muscles
If you tell me she's a sleepy snugglebug who drinks strong drink at home too, I might just have to marry this girl no matter what.

>>18214910
I wanna be a mice farmer!

>>18214924
This would make the science channel worth watching

>>18214939

i would hate the be the camera man.

>>18214940
Well, she has some strong whiskies and vodkas at home but, yes, she is a snugglebug that gets comfy under the covers.

>>18214940
Your best bet is trying to catch her after work.

>>18214947
Also snu'd.

>>18214341

>>18214948
>>18214956
I'm gonna do it! I'm gonna try and casually approach her at The Frozen Coat, the Winterstown bar run by Papa Wendigo that she frequents!
What does one do to woo a Yak-Hakutaku?

>>18214968
Start by buying her a drink and asking her about the job.

Second, comment on how strange it is for all the hellhounds to be there.

Third, hint and wishing there were more girls like yake-sensei about

>>18214968
Whip out your dick and tell her "it ain't gonna suck itself".

>>18214143
What if you have both and they are sisters?

>>18214974
>"Hey, this one's on me. Teacher like you must get exhausted after a day of work. Especially with all those hyperactive hellpups running around"
>Yak-sensei blinks for a few minutes than laughs, taking the drink and smiling
>"Oh, of course! Sorry, I didn't mean to laugh. This sounds really silly, but working at the academy, I was starting to feel like I hadn't seen a single man in quite some time."
>She and anon laugh and talk back and forth while Winterskr watches from the other end of the bar, huffing proudly and taking notes just in case this will develop into an interesting story

>>18215010
I'd be absolutely ecstatic, If i ever found out that they actually did like me in the first place anyway. I imagine i'd be pretty in the dark about their feelings until either of them pull any moves.

>>18215014
Adorable.
Make sure to fill her up so theres soon a bunch of little yak hakus running around with the heck pups

>>18214924
A kobold, no matter what think Ratas want to steal their Husband's secrets, even if they don't exist?

>>18215056
Anon I think you need to go to bed.

>>18215031
>Anon and Yakutaku end up staying late at the bar long after closing time, Papa Wendigo being too polite to force them to leave
>when they finally do, it’s so snowy and dark out that Yaku offers Anon to stay at her place which isn’t as far
>Yaku casually strips down to just her underwear and sits in bed, throwing open the blanket and patting the spot next to her
>”Save the whitehorn-in-the-headlights expression, silly. It’s my race’s job to know when someone is attracted to someone. But for tonight, let’s just enjoy each other’s warmth together~”
>intimately close snuggling and making out ensues the rest of the night under the blanket
Dream come true.
In due time, I will.

>>18214761
The nerdy sister from that fukumaya doujin comes to mind, although my ideal chubby level changes daily, it's kind of a problem

>>18215082
Does it make me a bad man to want those bigger?

>>18215082
She has lovely...eyes.

>>18215070
You maybe right, but I just like the idea of canine girls being paranoid about Squirrels.

>>18215082
I'd happily request her to add some milk to my sweet tea.

>>18215082
Perfection, my lady!!!
I’ll take mine with extra cream!!!

>>18214761
Depends on how much hits the face.

>>18215083
maximum cuddle times with Haku sensei.
She just needs to watch out for the older former students who are curious as to the guy they saw her with.

>>18215082
I think I'm starting to get why that one anon is so happy about having a busty Hatter waifu.

>>18215100
Fucking this, a chubby waifu is great but her face can't be too round, a bit is fine though

>>18215125
Same.
I can tolerate a lot on the body but if it messes with the face than I'm done.

>>18215082
This Mad Hatter needs to be kept far away from the Diamond Trumparts or they're going to convince her to try weird things like nipple fucking.

>>18215134
But Anon, I already engage in nipple fucking with my Hatter wife!

>>18215139
Oh no!

>>18215139
Eww, I hope you meant Paizuri

>>18215142
Oh yes!
>>18215146
I didn't misspeak! Though of course that as well!

>>18215082
Talk about massive stores of magical power
If I suck on them, will I start to trip balls?

>>18215146
Paizuri is paizuri and vanilla, nip fucking is a vanilla wonderland thing.

>>18214963
What a lewd, depraved cow in that front row.

>>18215146
This >>18215153
Nipple fucking isn't even Diamond Trumpart tier when it comes to Wonderland sex. Its like anal in Wonderland- not everyone is into it, but its hardly strange.

>>18215153
Nipple fucking is horrible /d/ tier shit that doesn't belong anywhere, even in Wonderland.

>>18215150
Now you're talking anon! My Hatter's sweet fruity-tasting milk would have all sorts of random hallucinogenic properties!

>>18215167
Careful with them pearls eugine

>>18215167
I'd be careful with wonderland if I were you, anon. You might break!

>>18215169
Imagine your hatter gleefully breastfeeding you, causing you to trip like nothing else while she strokes your dick. Real shit, best sensation life could offer

If you fuck her nipples then you should be more than willing to let her milk your prostate with a dildo in return.

>>18215169
>Anon drinks a tall glass of his Mad Hatter's milk
>Start having hallucinations about being in a sea of her breasts
>His dick starts endlessly cumming like a broken fausset
>He sees and tastes all sorts of colors
>After a while he comes back to his senses
>He was receiving a paizuri the whole time
>His Mad Hatter waifu is fully bukkake'd

>>18215209
>>18215220
Perfect perfect perfect! Maddening fun for everyone! She'd spend the next hour casually licking it off of herself in huge dollops as I laugh and daze around! Of course, after that we'd have to take a shower together, it only makes sense!

>>18215222
You're fun, anon. I bet you two get into all sorts of weird sexy mischief.

>>18215212
But anon, what if we'd never do the former but are all about doing the latter?

>>18215230
All the time, every day!
Like the time she drank a Doppelganger potion and had a tea party consisting of twelve her and one me!
Or the time I took a shrinking drink and followed her on her day riding in her cleavage!
Or when we went on an adventure to find the most intense mushroom in Wonderland to both share in!

>>18215247
Not him but you're a cool guy Hatter anon, bless ya heart.

>>18215247
>Riding around in your Hatter wife's enormous cleavage
>She pours a drop of tea onto her finger and brings it up to your head for you to sip as she smiles
Surprisingly cute.

>>18215255
Goodness, thanks!
>>18215272
See, there's all sorts of fun to be had!

>>18215247
Is it called a shrinky drink?

>>18215280
Shrinky drink, perhaps its that! Its sold by a Jabberwock who lives in a hat.

>>18215288
Is she a Fairy-sized Wock? I bet she's a Fairy-sized Wock.

>>18215331
Yes! She's a fairy dragon wock. Its a very prestigious heritage, she would assure you. Making shrinky drinks and growing potions runs in her blood! Literally. When she sneezes, her hat-house becomes an actual hat, because she shifts sizes to a taller-than-normal Jabberwock until she sneezes again!

>>18215349
Wonderland is truly a strange place.

>>18215288
Man, I want to cum inside her hat and see her trying to swim in my cum.

>>18215370
Do not cum in anyone's hat

>>18215361
Strange to the untrained eye!
>>18215370
Cum in her hat! She'll backstroke, sidestroke, frontstroke, and stroke your cock for a refill!

>>18215375
But it's a jabberwock!

>>18215379
Now we're talking. I'd put her little mouth on the tip of my dick and stroke away too. Or I could fill her up so much, when I let go so much cum flows out of her it fills her hat up.

>>18215389
>minigirls kissing the tip
Patrician stuff my friend

>>18215389
That's the stuff! She'll wiggle and dance in happiness as she kisses and gulps down your copious sticky stuff! Plus there's no greater feeling for her than being filled like that!
You better take responsibility though- if she sneezes later and approaches you as a 8 foot tall Wock, you'll be expected to perform again!

>>18215413
What happens if she sneezes with your cock all the way inside her?

>>18215419
From small to big? She'll get a smug grin! Then ride you till you're exasperated!
From big to small? She'll be stuffed full and all! Then she's your personal onahole to masturbate in!

>>18215413
Anon please. When she sneezes I'd make sure to sniff some of my own pollen to sneeze too, because a 8 foot girl deserves a cock big and thick enough to stretch her out, just like my normal one would with her small body.

>>18215419
I'm sure a lot of ahegaos and cum would happen..

>>18215434
Aah, yes, a drink of Male Embiggification! Very popular with the Wonderland girls who are most satisfied when their body is being stretched beyond normal physical limits. Don't worry, Wonderland works in ways that mean you can stuff any size into any hole as long as its willing!

>>18215434
8 ft wock against an 8 ft cook. That would be quite the wonderland show.

>>18215432
If she's more sensitive while big that would be the greatest gap moe.
>You can freely use her as your personal onahole while she is small
>She won't tell you to hold back no matter how rough you get
>She insists on being on top and in full control while she's big
>Can barely handle slow sex and begs you not to move

>>18215468
>She insists on being on top and in full control while she's big
>Can barely handle slow sex and begs you not to move
Even better when she's starting and acts all dominant and then becomes a blushing mess!

>>18215468
I love it! Delightful! She'd have heartpupils as a small one as you furiously pump her at rapid speeds on your cock, and heartpupils as a big one as you simply insert halfway into her and slowly bring her down lower to fully take it in, pink tears welling up in her eyes!
I'm so glad she found a man!
>>18215465
In Wonderland, we call that 'Tuesday'!

After tons of mulling about what to get commissioned and then waiting for my friends finals to end I got my Flow Kelp!

What if you think the monster is gross or ugly? No means no?

>>18215468
>Uses her tentacles to bind your movements
>Sometimes lowers her guard and gets too close
>Surprising her with a kiss makes her whole body mush, letting you take control
Would mating press into next week.

>>18215487
Everyday would have a tuesday with a wock like that. Even better if she gets tickled in her big form while I kiss her so her pink, lewd breath goes inside of me and we go crazy.

>>18215470
>"Hey Anon tell me, how does it feel being the one who gets used?"
>She's gives you a look of utter haughtiness and smug
>You reply by swiftly thrusting your hips upward a single time
>She cums and holds back an embarrassing moan as tears swell up in her eyes
>"N-not fair Anon! I told you not to move!"

>>18215501
rock n roll Flowkelp is CUTE.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ba7y1ZYFODw&index=22&list=FLuU7H10DaxVKcssmJ9P5PWQ

>>18215504
>No means no?
50 nos and a yes means yes.

>>18215517
Does The Ocean count as rock and roll though?

>>18215522
Centipedes give me itchy feelings all over. I hate centipedes.

>>18215512
That's the stuff!!! Anon, I can tell you're the kind of person who would have fun at one of our tea parties. You're cordially invited with your size-changing Wock to come sample the exotic teas and cookies!

>>18215526
It's all rock and roll, then the genres begin

>>18215512
>>18215515
>Mating press her
She's gonna have tears, mist, and drool seeping out of her, not to mention the absolute waterfall going on downstairs. She'll be begging you to let her sneeze so she can use her brain again, but it will all come out as dumbfounded moans and whimpers. If she could speak, she'd say something like 'Your enormous whimsical cock is making me retarded!"

>>18215501
Those are some big nutrient deposit.

>>18215530
That's pretty nice anon. I'd definitely show up to chat and experiment.

I can't stop imagining myself in a texudo, bowing toyou people and removing my hat, the wock coming out of it and giving a hello now. Maybe I'd wear two hats, one for me and hers.

>>18215540
Maybe they should be bigger though

You wonderlanders are silly, but that all sounds fun if not pretty decisively /d/

>>18215501
Flow Kelp is the best girl everyone forgot about.
They're clingy, kuuderes, lovey dovey and come with every body type at any time you want

That picture makes me imagine a Flow Kelp who gets anxious whenever she isn't with her husband but can overcome her anxiety when she immerses herself in music, and thus spends all her time alone listening to sick tunes while waiting for his return.

>>18215551
/d/ is a shitty argument anon, monstergirls themselves are technically /d/.

>>18215544
What a whimsical image that would be!
>Anon bows and holds his hat out
>Of which his Wock rises up out of, bows, and whisks her tiny hat off
>"Achoo!"
>...And then pins anon's hand under her big butt as she looks around surprised while the other guests all laugh
We'd make sure to bring out the unbreakable chairs for any unexpected size changes. Splendid!

>>18215551
I'm not even a wonderland person, but letting it all go and being a horny crazed chuuni seems like a nice way to spend a vacation.

I want to make homemade sushi with a Flowkelp, an Unagi-Jorou, a Ren Xiongmao and a Mermaid!

>>18215559
I mean I don't hate it, I agree, I can just see this conversation at a different time of day drawing out a bunch of reees

>>18215551
Nothing wrong with /d/ in moderation.

>>18215557
Next commission is a Flow Kelp at an Ocean concert, holding hands and pointing up to the stage. From how they're talked about to float around the water and go with the tide they seem like they'd be audiophiles to me.

>>18215501
Chill Yeti

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8GW6sLrK40k

>>18215551
As long as Hatter doesn't go TOO deep into the stuff I'm sure he imagines, it's all good fun.

What does it take for a chaos couple, lets say Shog, to get invited to a Wonderland party?

>>18215572
Yeah, I feel you.

>>18215566
IIRC isn't it possible for monsters to turn into their wonderland counterparts during their stay? I'd love to visit with a hoard of large mice only for them to all turn into cuddly dormice that just wanna snugglefuck and laze around all day!

>>18215580
Very chill! Have some atmospheric stuff

https://youtu.be/wnijxVBQ1A4

>>18215566
>>18215573
Ah, people are getting it, such a warm feeling!
>>18215583
I like to think I only go as far as people seem willing to accept in the moment! For instance, it seems the nipple fucking earlier wasn't going to pan out well, so no need to pursue that discussion if it does more harm than good!
>>18215582
If its to my Hatter and mine's, the requirements are simply to be open to anything as long as its between you and your wife. At any point, there's a large unbreakable plate of Plain Cookies in the middle of the table, enchanted to never leave its spot or spill unless someone reaches for it. Eating just one bite of the very tasteless, very standard Plain Cookies will immediately undo any and all effects that happened over the course of the tea party, and no one will judge you if you use them. But until that time, anything goes, and if you're up to that, you're more than welcome!