/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Maids are olev

>>18345994
It's okay anon. It's weird, but you're not alone. We're all weird here. Get you your doting momster.

Kobolds are for petting and nuzzling!

>>18346004
Those are 2 big grapes!

>>18345980
>Posting TFT links
I thought you fucked off already.

I miss Loen

>>18346030
>He feels the need to drag this into a new thread

>>18346004
I want an Apophis to grape me forever!

>>18346004
I'd get her a nice human woman to corrupt as a wedding gift.

>>18346029
I want an oversized Apophis, a truly terrifyingly big snake goddess that would be a good three to four feet taller than me if she were just a normal human, let alone adding on her enormous tail.
>>18346039
>>18346040
Yes, yes yes yes. These are both fantastic ideas. I want to submit to my Apophis wife and be claimed by her in her realm of endless night! I'll bring her so many women to corrupt!

>>18346004
That's an especially pretty snake. I think it's the dress.

Which monstergirl species would you want made into a zoid type?

>>18346040
Do you think Apophi would have really strong Onee-chan instincts towards human girls they monsterize?
>"Nee-san? Come check it out!"
>"We caught one! A man, we caught a man!"
>"And he's really cute too! He's got pale skin and everything!"
>"Nee-san, why are you crying?"
>"I'm just... so proud of you four. Now let's go break our new husband in!"

>>18346036
>His greatest work is the crying Arachne in a wedding dress.
>In one image can you see the objectively happiest thing ever.
>Never again will he try to make something as wholesome as that.
Goddamnit just stop this hurt already.

>>18346053
Succ-zoid
Kiki-zoid
Shog-zoid

>This kills the meido.

>>18346053
Who's egotistical enough to want a large clunky mechanical version of themselves.

>>18346065
Dragons

>>18346065
>[Insert the sound of Gremlins nervously shuffling blueprints of giant robot Gremlins with huge titties under the table here]

>>18346065
demon bull spider becomes robotic demon bull spider

>>18346053
Manticore. A giant mechanical spine-shooting tailpussy is just too good.

>>18346080
There's a plethora of actually good Ushi-Oni art out there anon.

>>18346092
>>18346080
>Initiating rape.exe

>>18346104
Giant robots can't rape, size difference too great

>>18346062
You can fuck off too. We've already got anons posting their threadly memeposts, we don't want another garbage attempt.

>>18346057
Stop posting off-topic shit newfag.

>>18346110
Sounds like someone's underestimating the dexterity of the tailpussy.

>>18346040
I want to be that wedding gift!

>>18346110
That won't stop them from trying.

Awoo!

>>18346131
There's no way a man could successfully interface with a giant robotic tailpussy

>>18346135
This can only end in tragedy

>Hellwan friend invites you over for DnD
>After an intense session, with her and her sisters, you gtg.
>She offers to bring you home
>On the way, asks if you think she's ugly even with glasses.
>Tell her you never saw her ugly in your life
>Proactive dating with your nerdwan childhood friend ensues.

Ice butt

>>18346010
But which maid is the most olev?

>>18345994
>"Alright, sweetie. Let's go to the park for some fun and then we can get icecream."
>"Mom, I have work tomorrow. Change me back."
>"JUST LET ME HAVE THIS!"
If you work for a monster-run company, there's probably nothing stopping her from leaving you shotafied. She'd probably see you off every day by telling you to 'have fun at school.'

>>18346156
Hey man, that's somebody's daughter you're talking about. Put that kind of coarse language on ice. Don't be so cold-hearted.

>>18346162
>Look mom, I posted it again!

>>18346162
Isn't the dullahan the only one whos not a danger to you and everyone around you?

>>18346163
Nothing stopping her, and no complaints from me. I'd proudly wear my new permanent form like a badge of honor. And I'd completely play along and buy in at home with her, so long as I get to fall asleep at night nestled in her chest and spend the days I'm not working being smothered and fawned over by her.

>>18346173
She's good aligned, the robutt is neutral~good so she should be fine too.

>>18346163
This is my wife's favorite roleplay scenario, though I imagine it getting a bit weird dropping my daughters off at school while looking young enough i could be mistaken for their little brother.

>>18346155
Gonna take Nerd-hound lifting.

>>18346168
>How dare you talk about monster girls in the monster girl thread!

>>18346187
Hey, nothing wrong with that. You gotta own it. And Monstergirls wouldn't care, even your daughters would just roll their eyes at most but still be happy.

>>18346174
Who needs childhood friend monsters when you have a milfy momster that knows you better and loves you more now than any other girl ever will? I want to live a happy life being doted on and indulging in my momster's erotic body

>>18346151
Bad dog.

i am gonna tickle a pregnant echidna!
pull a dragon tail!
slam a garlic pizza on a vampire face!

>>18346194
>even your daughters like you better as a shota because of how cute you look doing adult things

>>18346200
Good dog.

>>18346200
Do werewolves and hellhounds enjoy being called "good girl"?

Mindflayers are hard workers!

>>18346154
But Anon, they can pick up items as small as a penny. You'll be fine.

>>18346207
>You're the same height as your daughters and yet they get so happy when you reach over and pat their heads when you're proud of them
>Your momsterwife damn near explodes from cute reaction overload and scoops you up for a big smothering hug afterward, of which your daughters jump up and join in happily
It would be hilarious to see how one of their boyfriends reacts to meeting you the first time.
>>18346199
Yep. When you come home, it isn't a choice of dinner, a bath, or her, she already has your dinner made, she pulls you into her naked form in the bath and gives you a nursing handjob that feels like heaven on earth as she whispers ASMR style how proud she is of you.

>>18346213
I don't see why not.

Monster girls in pantyhose.

>>18346207
>Daughters show off their cute little brother at school
>Both anon's daughters and wife instantly get jealous when his daughters classmates start trying to get intimate

>>18346214
Y'know, I realized what I don't like about mindflayer incubization. I don't really care about the whole humanity aspect or anything, but if I'm going to get turned into a squid, I want to be a giant, wife dominating one, not just a vagina accessory. Gaunts and nachos both turn their husbands into rape machines capable of pinning them down and having their way with them but the flayer's squid always looks to just be... there. I want to be a beeg squid.

>>18346227
Spooky.

>>18346228
>Baphomet classmate starts hitting on you and you try to end the conversation awkwardly
>Suddenly the shadow of boobage blocks out the light above her as your momsterwife bends down with a smiling yet barely hiding rage face
>"Oh, anon! Who's your new friend? What a nice little girl making you feel welcome!"
>Momster picks you up and hugs you back against her chest facing outward in a protective pose, still smiling
>"Oh, don't mind me sweetie. You can keep talking to your friend if you want! You know I just sometimes need you to help support this big chest of mine, ohoho!"
>A flash of a hateful stare is over as quickly as it starts before your momster goes back to her eyes closed smiling face, her succubus tail now reaching up to wrap around your leg in an extra ownership pose

How varied would Automatons horns be from one another? Would they be sensitive just like a Succubutts?

>>18346228
I bet there would be rumors when people see their 'little brother' driving them to school and back.
>>18346240
Ah clingy momsters, a miracle truly.

>>18346242
Extremely sensitive. Those antennas are made for picking up the slightest variances from across the electromagnetic spectrum. Your naturally conducting skin will throw these readings off. You might even cause her polar iris simulations to go cartioid!

>>18346249
Regura girls are bad girls.

>>18346221
>anon is met at the front door by a little kid
>"Hey, little dude. I'm here to take your sister on a date."
>"Don't call me 'dude', sonny. I want her back by 9:30, or it's your balls on a plate."
>"Bye, daddy!"
>he still has no idea what the fuck just happened

>whispers how proud she is of you
Comfy. Would like to see the conversations she has with the other neighborhood momsters
>"Are you feeling alright lately, Phara? You look so tired lately"
>"Oh I'm fine. My son is just at that age where he always wants to pound my pussy. A mother can't sleep before her son is satisfied, right?"
>they all nod in agreement

>>18346154
It'd be where the victim is stored in the tailpussy and milked endlessly.

>>18346240
Looks like someone's gonna have to prove he's still a good boy after they get home.

>>18346080
Cool, but I'd rather the giant man-grabber attachments

>>18346163
>”Have a nice day at school!”
>”Thank you!”
>She waves before driving off after dropping you at the gate to work
>Take a sip from your potion cache in your backpack and follow it with some coffee from your “water bottle”
>Return to normal adult form and head inside
>”Morning Frank! How about those Patriots eh?”
>”Shut up.”
>”See ya round”
>Work a full day as a normal human
>Enjoy a packed lunch from your wife, complete with a note and a cookie.
>Clock out and reach for your other potion
>Go back to family mode
>Walk out to see her waiting to pick you up
>”Have a nice day sweetie?”
>”Yeah.”

This turned gross reading over it again. Different strokes for different folks I guess.

>>18346163
This would be hell since all of your co-workers would intentionally treat you like a six-year old just to piss you off, including putting you down for a nappy.

>>18346260
>Daughter gets home at 9:30 right on the dot
>She rushes in and hugs 'daddy' who happily hugs her back but then loudly clears his throat before walking to the door
>"Oh, daddy, cmon, anon got me back right on time..."
>Anon gulps as he's approached by the pint-sized patriarch
>"Alright mister. You're ridin the line, but you didn't disobey. So long as you promise no harems and no funny stuff, you can date my daughter."
>Anon is utterly shocked as the child reaches up to shake his hand, and is then even more shocked when his girlfriend's imposing milfy mother comes over and picks the child up, saying how proud she is of him for being such a responsible daddy before closing the door behind them

Come on Mr. Explorer! The lost temple is this way!

>>18346260
>"My son didn't stop until twenty rounds! I swear, sometimes early incubization really takes a toll on the laundry schedule!"
>The other momsters laugh in understanding agreement
>>18346271
And he will, to be sure.

>>18346289
Just comes off as comfy to me, but I don't claim its normal. Just ye old never-happening fantasy. Feels bad man.
>>18346291
Banter's banter no matter what dimension, you either deal with it or you don't. The difference is you have a fucking 12/10 (to you) doting wife waiting for you the second work ends. Makes it a lot easier to put up with if that's somehow how it'd play out.

>>18346298
I'm gonna plunder HER hidden temple!

>>18346155
>You will never find Nerdwan's cosplay
>You will never ask her to wear it for you

>>18346298
Sit on my face first.

>>18346298
I want to commit a crime!

>>18346312
>>18346316
>>18346322
Do not lewd the helpful Monkey sidekick!

>>18346325
Too late

>>18346325
She was leading into a trap anyway. Why is she calling it a lost temple if she knows where it is?

>>18346325
Who is that supposed to be? Boots?

>>18346291
What other species’ husband also work there? They’re bound to be good banter targets too.

>>18346315

>>18346347
Who thought that font and those speech bubbles looked good.

>>18346347
>needlessly editing a perfectly good image

>>18346249
I prefer the other psychopathic bug girl

>>18346302
>while all the momsters are talking about where to buy small underwear with lots of room in the front, their sons are in the other room playing video games
>"Did you see that Pear's stock plummeted? I knew that new iDildo was gonna fall through."
>"Yeah, and my momster was looking forward to me drilling her ass with it. Heard they might get bought out by MicroSucc. What do you think, new guy."
>newest kid looks visibly confused
>"...How old are you?"
>things got awkward after that

I want to pour maple syrup all over my MG daugheru's chest and then lick it off.

I wish the echidnas posted the daugheru chance per especie rates instead of keeping it secret

>>18346384
>implying they know

>>18346344
Usually the shotas make the best targets, they can't really kick your ass when they're 4' 9''. Another form of banter is when the boss invites you to a bar for a promotion, but you can't because you look like a nine year old.

I want to see MGE Automatons with faux pantylines now.

>>18346382
Don't bully the Canadian girls

>>18346394
That's fucking genius

>>18346384
Its by how common the species is.

>>18346394
Get this trash out of here.

>>18346394
How would Franxx Automatons work?

>>18346400
It's not bullying if it's erotic.

>>18346394
The only thing the upgrade from 1.61b to 1.70 did for that series of Automaton was increase the size of her butt!

What kind of dad jokes do you think Elt would make?

Age modifying potions are neat and all but sometimes I like to think about the situations you could get into without such conveniences.
>An ambassador comes to the court of a legendary boy king
>He's led through the inner palace full of powerful, ornately dressed monster nobles and commanders
>He's brought at last to the innermost sanctum, filled only with the king's harem and the Royal Guard
>The audience chamber is filled with women
>The king's wives are all the most powerful and dangerous monsters in the country, maybe the world
>The Royal Guard are all dangerous warrior species trained from infancy for no other purpose than to guard the ruler; they wear nearly nothing besides their weapons to heighten their senses and reaction speed
>The ambassador approaches a throne surrounded by a canopy
>The consorts stand together in little groups, watching him with cold eyes and whispering together
>The Guard stare at him like a thief walking through the treasury
>He is brought to a halt before the throne and the chief consort comes forward to speak to him
>"You stand before the great child king, his Majesty Johanan the Golden. You may make your supplication."
>In a lower voice she adds, "Watch yourself, outsider. Some come here thinking to take advantage of our king's youth. Those that attempt to deceive him answer to us."
>She withdraws and the ambassador gives a nervous bow as the canopy is drawn back
>When he rises seated before him is a towering barrel-chested man with a heavy 5 o'clock shadow and a long suffering expression
>The king whispers, "Sorry about all that, don't mind it."
>The Ambassador can't help but blurt, "I thought you were a boy-king?"
>"Well I was when I was crowned, but it's been 20 years, you know?"
>"Do they realize you're an adult?" the ambassador asks, gesturing discreetly at the women around the room.
>With lifeless eyes and an empty smile the king responds, "Every time I try to tell them that they either pretend they can't hear me or start crying. Just play along, it makes them happy."

>>18346432
Who?

>>18346162
Solution, even if she's also the scariest. For a slime she has excellent taste in clothing.

>>18346441
http://mgewiki.com/w/%22You%22

>>18346462
That's a funny way of saying (you)

>>18346162
According to this image, Yuri.

Would you trust an elf to be your adventuring companion?

>>18346496
>Would you trust an elf
NO

>>18346462
>what brings you to many of the girls' attention is your almost complete disregard for social stratification: treating Wilmarina and Francisca as friends rather than nobles; Mimiru as a kid rather than a magical supersoldier, and Primera as a person rather than a half-elf outcast.
Neat. Reminds me of the Protest pussy post. “How do you feel about monster’s rights? Better than their wrongs!”

>>18346491
>those panties with the hole in the back
Proper meido-ing right there

>>18346496
I guess, but she better not complain about my lowborn human cock being too big for any of her holes

>>18346515
She isnt thinking about anything like that anon!

Real undead hours.

>>18346515
>spacejin
no

>Prefer MG who only have bits of monster features (vampire fangs,elven ears,kunoichi tail)
>too exotic looking or monstrous bodies and its instantly nope for me

i dont think i belong here

>>18346531
Look at the size of those Ghost Jugs!

>>18346515
Anon no, I want my testicles intact.

>>18346531
Undead maids.

>>18346546
Are they cold or warm?

I want to polish some metallic dragons' scales until they are shiny, sopping wet messes ready for breeding.

>>18346553
Cold, but I can help with that!

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that nothing gets monster girls more ready than learning that the guy they like is a hunter.

>>18346530
I'll believe her when she says that while looking me in the eyes and not my crotch. Until then she keep trying to guess the exact dimensions of it when she thinks I'm not looking.

>>18346543
As long as you don’t shitpost, you’re fine

Remember that marrying Rata twins means you have twice the squirrel in your bed to snuggle up on cold winter nights.

Consensual corruption is the best kind of corruption.

>>18346566
Is it because they cook meat?

>>18346573
Whooo Mama that’s lewd

>>18346582
That's part of it, yes.

I can’t tell which sounds like more fun.
>Be a partner and husband to 007 Agent Kunoichi and help her along her missions
>Be an assistant to Gremlin Q and design and build crazy inventions for field operations
>Be head of an evil international harem that includes mersharks, laser equipped Automations, and lava golems

>>18346566
What kind of hunter?
A hunter or a monster hunter?

>>18346579
I married twin foxes for even more warm mofu.

>>18346600
The latter, although with Demonic Beasts so no one freaks out when you start carving it for parts.

>>18346601
Foxes are good but the compact heat of the rata is nicer.

>>18346597
I want Mersharks with FRICKIN' LASERS ON THEIR HEADS

Brown reverse trap tomboy loli elf.

>>18346597
Actually, editing the first one, maybe being her Felix Leiter would be better. You get to swoop in and saver her when she needs it the most and be her stalwart companion

>>18346579
>Twin Ratas
[sweating intensifies]

>>18346622
Twin fat tails, in both senses of the word.

>>18346597
But 00Sexy has a man in every town she visits!

>>18346597
>Zero mention of Ms. Moneypenny
You had one job

>>18346637
>tfw no Scylla to ravish you with her Octopussy

>>18346622
>Twin Ratas clinging to both sides of you, smug faces, tails swishing back and forth.

>>18346560
So which would you want anon?
>Genki Pear shaped Brass Dragon
>Haughty Lithe Bronze Dragon
>Prankster Shortstack Copper Dragon
>Lady Knight /fit/ Gold Dragon
>Busty Cheerful Gourmand Silver Dragon
>Socially Awkward Platinum Dragon handmaiden of Bahamut with a body made for breeding

>>18346641
Just imagine your head getting wrapped between their tails as they do everything they can to get your thick load all over their faces.

>>18346651
Copper, Gold, or Silver.
Its tough to decide.

WIP of chibi Hellhound waifu that hhhori is working on for me!

>>18346651
Iron!

>>18346641
>>18346657
>Does he like it, sister?
>I think he does, sister!
I need this

Oh hey, itsa me, Aftyn.

>>18346673
Hello Aftyn

>>18346668
cute!
wish i could get comms of my waifu

>>18346673
Fuck off faggot.

>>18346673
Griffons deserve more art

>>18346668
looked like a horse cock over the shoulder for a second there

>>18346673
Nigger faggot.

>>18346672
>>18346657
>>18346641
>Tails lazily swishing, on each upswing lightly doffing your face as they 'ahuhu' and finish each other's sentences
I'm fuckin diamonds at the thought.

>>18346634
ＳＥＣＲＥＴ ＮＩＮＪＩＴＳＵ ＡＲＴ
「FAKE PUSSY」
This allows her to use mamano filled onahole on men to protect herself but still take down men she encounters and ensure they only ever love a monster in the future.

>>18346315
>Saved this image because it looked good at first
>Took a long, hard look at it later
>nose and lips
>Can't unsee
>Deleted

I hate it when this happens

>>18346651
Those are nice rare and tradable metals. What about a Bitcoin dragon?

>>18346004
>You may now kiss the bride
I wish

I wish really hard

>>18346685
To clarify, there's just something off about the face and now that I've noticed it, the pictures ruined for me.

Thread deja vu
Just announcing it
I've seen this exact last couple of posts before

>>18346698
You can always check the archives. Given how people are, I wouldn’t doubt it.

>>18346692
It looks fine to my eye if that helps.

>>18346687
Anon, that's not a dragon that's a Succuvirus who's edited her avatar.

>>18346651
The right answer is clearly all of them

>>18346675
Hello
>>18346678
Here you go

>>18346705
Can I get a Trojan Horse centaur too?

>>18346683
That's pretty trashy.

>>18346685
>>18346692
.less does kinda have some sameface going on, but apart from that it looks good to me.

>>18346713
Jamie Bond may look sophisticated but she does whatever it takes to get her mission accomplished and protect her husband.

>>18346702
I know. I just downloaded it again because I felt I was being too hasty.

I think its something with the nose. It looks just a bit too well defined for my taste. But the eyes are perfect even if they're missing the flames

>>18346709
Did you do that? Are you taking requests?

>>18346719
I'm still going to judge her.

>>18346728
K.

I wish my momster would wear bikini armor more often

>>18346727
lurk more

>>18346597
Gremlin Q sounds fun adding explosives, lasers, guns, blades and dildoes to all manner of everyday goods is a unique challenge only she would be up to.

>>18346707
Are you sure you can keep up with six sex bombs like that anon? I mean, you'll practically just spend all day long trying to knock them up until you do!

>>18346748
>Everything she builds is in the shape of a dildo.

>Gun? Dildo.
>Laser? Dildo.
>C4? Those stick on walls dildos.
>phone? The speaking end is on the tip.

Could you have a monogamous relationship with a Bicorn?
What if she was a Unicorn who got burned in her past but still had the pure maidens heart?

>>18346748
Mersharks with laser beams attached to their heads!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nh5Lh-tTSZQ

>>18346678
Dark Valkyries also deserve more art.

>>18346731
It doesn't even fit anymore Anon, do you really want her to eventually have a wardrobe malfunction while you stare at her.

>>18346683
>mamano filled onahole
So like, fairies? Does the dude just not realize he's getting a body job rather than vaginal?

>>18346753
Like I have anything better to do then pumping them all full of baby batter all day.

>>18346762
What hath science wrought?

>>18346767
Don't worry. I'll have my own wardrobe malfunction when my resulting boner snaps the button AND zipper off my pants, so we'll be even

>>18346759
>Tactical dildo
>That one actually writes in invisible ink to allow for covert transmissions, or should I say emissions?

>>18346711
>Your computer gets infected by a Succuvirus pretending to be a Dragon.
>Then a Trojan Centaur.
>Then a Lamia Worm
>Then some Tanuki Adware
>Then a Paladin-chan Antivirus who installed herself on your computer but gets bullied by the virus girls every day.
>Then the Succuvirus' sultry "Onee-chan"
>One day a "present" is delivered to your doorstep paid for with mined Bitcoin.
>It's a USB onahole with heavily modular insides.
>That night you got to finally fuck all those thirsty Virus girls.
>You even got to violate the Antivirus when they forcibly connected her to the Onahole and goaded you into fucking her senseless.

>>18346816
>The next day an actual Wurm shows up at your doorstep
>"Hi, I'm supposed to be your computer wurm? I got this email saying I should show up here"
>Hear digital snickering from your computer as your webcam light turns on and swivels towards you.

>>18346816
Would be funny if they calculated their measurements for the onahole based on what they could see of your dick from your webcam only to find out that your cam is kinda shitty and that it makes things look smaller then they are. Their virtual pussies would get quite the surprise stretching

>>18346816
Now the question is do you give them each an automaton body or put them all in one for maximum bipolarization?

>>18346816
Thankfully, I've got a four year IT support for my computer, they'll get rid of those succuviruses in no time.

>>18346847
>OH GOD ITS MASSIVE ARE WE SURE WE DID THIS RIGHT?
>Oops. Heheh, about that. Turns out the cameras come with a little pice of plastic over the lens to protect from scratches. Our husband never took it off his so it created a convex effect...
>IM GONNA BREAK

>>18346860
>Run KikiKleaner.exe
>"Running please wait..."
>Shows an animation of her running and chasing other monster programs away with her broom

>>18346872

Oh no! You walked in on your kikimora doing something lewd!

What was she watching?

>>18346895
Mother x Father x Daughteru porn.

>>18346895
>What was she watching?
Victorian Maid Maria most likely.

Greetings from Zipangu
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/107619937467543552/409950243824730112/65372180_p3.jpg

>>18346895
Dirty Maids get Punished Vol. 4

>>18346895

NTR

>>18346912
>Sticc Kikimora secretly purchases Hathor Milk so she can make her fantasy of reenacting Victorian Maid Maria with her master a reality.
How hard would you tease her?

>>18346902
Straight from the bedroom of KDF!

>>18346872

>>18346912
That wouldn't be porn, that would be educational material. Situation would be like sort of like the guy who gets off to females depicted in biology/A&P textbooks.

>>18346913
Tubby tails make me go off the rails

>>18346923
We would never publish or share any of those anon, those are for posterity and our private use only!

>>18346922
>She's bought a special made maid outfit for 'blessed' girls
>She's nowhere close to fitting in it yet
>But every day when she tries it on to see how close she's getting, it only makes her more determined and makes her chug another glass
I wouldn't tease her, I'd secretly help her. Poor girl thinks a glass a day is enough, but I'd start sneaking in the real heavy duty extra strength "Meatmaiden" brand stuff into her everything. She's getting her dream come true and then shooting past it at the speed of THICK

>>18346816
>goaded you into fucking her senseless.
why does this always sound hot to me?

>>18346912
I've busted so many nuts to that you don't even know.

>>18346922
That girl gets all of the love and nothing but the love until I've loved her so much she can't take it anymore. Then I'd tease her by loving her more.

>>18346947
Fuck off fatfag.

>>18346947
>>18346971
Good masters. A maid who can do her job and pursue her own endeavors in her spare time is a good honest woman.

>>18346947
I wonder if she'll be okay going back to work after I mating press a kiki or five into her womb

>>18346951
Because you like the idea of a bunch of lewd girls picking up a more easily flustered girl and forcing her legs open for your dick.

>>18346895
>what was she watching
A guide on how to confess your love to your master and marry him Part one, tips on first dates and best way to arrange your confession without messing with your schedule.

>>18346994
That's the best part, anon. She'd be nothing if not dutiful. So even when her tits are leaking, she has to step gingerly to move her pregnant tummy through the doors and she needs rest much more frequently, she'll still keep the house in tip top shape, and nothing you tell her will get her to stop that.

>>18346994
She's a Kikimora anon, of course she is.
After she gives birth of course.

>>18347008
Every time she'd have trouble straightening up after bending over or if she looked particularly tired, I'd run over and try to help her, holding her from behind. After giving her pregnant stomach a few strokes, she'd reassure me that she's fine and tell me to go relax. She'd then continue her routine with some extra energy, happy that Master loves her enough to be so worried about her and your grow daughters

>>18347032
The real question of devotion though, anon- would you still make love to her even in that time? She has needs, huge needs considering monster biology, but she'll honor your wishes if you wouldn't have her while she's pregnant because it doesn't suit master's tastes...

I want to go around tying up little loli monstergirls!

>>18347115
It's going to be odd when people keep finding tied up lolis in odd places though.

>>18347046
She's incredibly luck that's her Master's fetish. Would give her slow, sensual sex as often and as long as she likes.

>>18347120
That's a major reason for doing it.

>>18347115
What if you come across one of your previous victims, only for her to obviously pretend like she doesn't want to get caught and tied up again?

>>18347132
Tough stuff for her, everyone only gets it once.

>>18347123
>Heavily gravid with quintuplets Kiki maid nervously waiting on the bed in a cute frilly black and white bra and panties
>Super self conscious about trying to look sexy considering her state
>Approach her and begin tenderly caressing and kissing her, letting her know there's nothing to worry about and that you love her just as much if not more
Now that, is a good master. Imagine her softly bouncing on your lap facing away from you as you slowly fulfill her desire. Heartpupils wouldn't begin to describe it, let alone her constant moans and "I love you"s

>>18347130
I suppose you're an artist in an odd way like that.

>>18347139
Aaah, I see someone gets it! I am an artistic genius!

>>18347046
Honestly I can’t grasp what kind of awful person you’d have to be to neglect your pregnant wife.
It’s just entirely foreign.

>>18347154
I'm definitely into very pregnant monstergirls, its certainly a fetish of mine as well, but I didn't know if others were into it or not. People have tastes and all that.

>you will never be breastfed by a holstaurus

Has the year of the dog been good to monster girls so far?

>>18347204
All the big bad Wolves are enjoying the attention as well.

>>18347166
I mean I'm pretty into pregnant MGs myself, I can understand people not liking it to that extent.
But flat out being unwilling or loath to fuck them? That just seems selfish and cruel.

>>18347247
Also the regular-sized Wolves, who aren't bad, but have terrible manners.

>>18347262
I want to challenge Fenrir-chan to an eating contest where the loser is lead around in bondage gear by the winner!

I want to conduct a research experiment to determine how much of a monster girl's temperament is nature versus how much of it is upbringing.
I'll have a baby Manticore raised in a household with a Kikimora stepmother and stepsisters to see if she'll be just as demure and well mannered as them, and I'll have a baby Mantis raised in a household with a Hellhound stepmother and stepsisters to see if she'll end up just as assertive and excitable as they are.

>>18347315
You need a control group. Of the two, are you marrying the mantis or the manticore?

>>18347315
Lich-chan no!!! The ethics committee!!!

Can [YOU] survive the night?

>>18347327
The ethics committee can go shove it.

>>18347324
Yes.

>>18347324
>>18347327
Control group? Ethics? Sounds gay.
Toss in an Ushi-Oni raised by a Unicorn for good measure.

>>18347368
Unicorns are too pure for that. They turn into Bicorns when some other demonic energy get mixed in with hers.

>>18347333
Yeah probably.

>>18347380
That's true, a bit of blood from treating little ushi's boo-boo would make her into a bicorn even if the unicorn is as pure as the driven snow or at least the snow that's only been touched by one guy then the whole experiment goes to shit.

>>18347115
I want to tie up a Whitecap and tease her until she's crimson. Then I'll slowly have vanilla sex with her until she stops cursing me.

>>18347333
>no best girl and 2 lolis
?

Pick a loli.

>>18347664
The fluffy one

>>18347664
Left is a book, right is children's trading cards, middle is the right size to be a physical game of some sort. From the seals, it's likely a horror game.

>>18347664
Left. Middle is for for dicking until she's good.

>>18347664
Can I pick all three?

>>18347664
Me in the middle.

Evil sneks

>>18347690
She doesn't look that evil. What, is she taking bribes for political favors or something?

>>18347673
Right would never let anybody have trading cards.

>>18347664
I want to do anal with the middle one.

>>18347333
Half an hour with the fox and you'd already need a week of recovery.
These are all high level monster girls with immense lust.

>>18347690
Should you nurture a snake's evil nature or try to correct her ways? I'm inclined towards the former.

>>18347942
>I'm inclined towards the former.
You're going to make her the most ridiculous chuuni ever, aren't you?

>>18347982
What's wrong with an evil snake who goes on long tirades about how she will take over the world as soon as she defeats the anti-reptile underground society that's keeping her down?

>>18348036
Nothing, I suppose. Just don't go so far that you can't keep from laughing or she'll find you out.

Beach episode with snow region girls

>That moment your monster girl sees you leaving for work.

Dragons/Tanukis are cute when they pout

>>18348120
>Delicious brown species in bikinis that barely cover anything
>Pale skinned species wearing cute beach outfits to protect them from the sun
>Gallons of ice cream being consumed while carnivorous species make a huge BBQ

>>18348129
Ice Queens and Glacies in school swimsuits!

>>18348120
Selkies are the real winners here since they have the experience.
Until mean Orcas drop them into the water

>>18348169
A Glacies would wear a school swimsuit because that's all she had.
An Ice Queen would create and wear a school swimsuit because she can't bother creating a more complex swimsuit without even realizing that it makes her look like a lonely old hag who wears teenage clothing to attract young boys.

>>18348121
I can understand still wanting to work even if you're married to a rich monster girl, but why not work for/with her so that you don't have to be separated for hours everyday?

>>18348179
And steal their swimsuits to leave them completely naked, right?

>>18348217
The Wendis would use their sleeping bags at night, leaving the poor Selkies in the cold

>>18348224
Don't the Wendigos already have husband coats to sleep in?

>>18348217
>>18348224
Selkies are proud women of the sea who earned adoration and respect.
Cease this bullying at once.

>>18348240
MERE COSPLAYERS.

>>18346257
I want to be buried in over two hundred pounds of Regura bug sex.

>>18348242
I hope you get raped by a gang of orca girls.

>>18348250
That's a lot of bug for one man.

>>18348224
Maybe some kind person will give them something to wear and a bed to sleep in? If they're to dense to realize she can smell his scent in the sheets and the t-shirt due to being a monster, that's even better.

>>18348255
I'm an absolute slut for Regura's bugfus. The seemless transition of human to insect exoskeleton revs my fucking engine like you don't even know.

That and Roach-chan > Stick Bug-chan >
Whip Spider QT => Shiro Moth => Kuro MOTHer > White Mantis > Hora hora yandere man-eater Spider

>>18348287
>spoiler
Excellent taste. I'd hugfug this bug on a rug.

>>18348205
They’d probably have restrictions on husbands/boyfriends working in the same building so folks are actually working

>>18348287
>>18348298
I'm not a Regura bug expert but I fail to see how a cockroach could beat that one yandere shortstack bug.

>>18348287
>man-eater Spider
Literally who?

i will seek the loneliest echidna and shower her with daugherus and ice cream tubs!

>>18348306
That would be cruel. I'm sure even societies that abide by human standards would accept couples taking frequent breaks and days off as long as they're as productive as their counterparts.

>>18348359
Anon please, she’s going to get tubby.

>>18348371
I dunno, that’s pretty tough to do.

>>18348359
Ice cream is unhealthy and I doubt snakes particularly enjoy it.
You should feed her eggs while filling her up with eggs.

>>18348381
Watching lamia types swallow hard boiled eggs whole would be interesting to see.

>>18348324
https://imgur.com/a/syD0b

>Naturally gyaru
>Probably plays off that to act like she's a true blue bitch
>Is actually a sweet girl and an absolute fucking tiger in bed
>You will never fug the bug until you're both panting, sweaty and sticky messes, waking up with a hungry belly and a Gyaru Roach still sitting on your cock after your last round of sex


>>18348334
This one.

>>18348393
That's not a spider.

>>18348385
I want to see one awkwardly try to swallow a whole roasted chicken before giving up and shamefully eating it with a fork and knife.

>>18348393
Those are some very convincing arguments. I will have to look further into it.

>>18348379
With eggs! which begs the question if non egg especies also hatch from eggs coming from echidnas

>>18348381
What i can feed her them? ostrict eggs or omelettes?

>>18348433
Feed them eggs in all forms, hard boiled, omelettes, poached, etc..
Mix in other dishes and sweets to have enough variety to keep her appetite strong so that she gives birth to healthy daughters.

>>18348433
I think they still lay eggs for all girls simply because I really want the baby Gacha.
But yes, baby weight would be a part of it

>>18348457
>Get a gold egg
>Expect a dragon of some sort
>When it hatches a baby gold slime is inside

>>18348459
Yep.
Can you imagine the egg opening and a golden goo girl falls out, confused and sliding around?

>>18348457
I agree with that sentiment. It also makes more sense for an Echidna to have a consistent way of giving birth otherwise her reproductive system would be a mess.

>>18348459
Since simple metal slimes are hard to find and give a lot of XP I can only imagine how rare and sought after gold slimes are.

>>18348468
The cutest.
She'll have to beware the plentiful dad puns later in life though.

>>18348479
Yep, everyone, even the mammals, would come from eggs.

>>18348481
That’s something all daughters must face

>>18348452
I am gonna feed her the biggest and most delicious eggs! echidnas deserve to be pampered

>>18348481
>Honey, you're my golden girl.
Sickeningly affectionate AND a bad pun.

>>18348498
>you gotta eat all the eggs.png

>>18348287
What about half fug half bugs? https://exhentai.org/s/23e114a27b/1049028-1

>>18348515
She's pretty great too. That particular one would be NTR since she's happily married.

>>18348481
>>18348495
>Your daughters asks your Echidna wife to make you stop with the dad jokes
>She actually loves them and encourages you to tell more of them

>>18348498
When is the perfect time to pamper an Echidna, during pregnancy or when trying to conceive?

>>18348532
During pregnancy,gotta please her cravings,rub her gacha womb,tell her how much you love her,that sort of thing!

maybe a tickle here and there

>>18348532
See, the dual purpose of her loving them is that if she wants to hear more, we need more daughterus

>>18348549
I insist that mothers day for echidnas must be some special occasions

and father day

>>18348532
>trying to conceive

That brings up the question, how fertile are monster girls? It it determined by their source monster's "rarity"?

>>18348572
Yes

except special cases like echidnas,who are super fertile due to design despite their rarity

https://cdn.awwni.me/10rvo.png

>>18348459
You should play this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69AyYUJUBTg
when she hatches.

Oh no! The space ship you are serving on is getting boarded by mamono pirates!

>>18348592
Surprisingly educational. I expected it to be more Naga/Lamia shitposting, but it turned out to be fairly dispassionate.

>>18348601
If you can't beat them, join them!

>>18348601
COME IN!

>>18348592
muh dick cant tell the difference so why should I?

>>18348592
>awwni.me
Isn't this a reddit thing?
>https://www.reddit.com/r/MonsterGirl/comments/7v37uf/lamia_or_naga/
Turns out it is, this is a new low.

>>18348592
Doesn't really work as all the Naga stuff is based on legends and things while the Lamia used is the monstergirl.

Like if you were going by legends, what we call the MGE Lamia would be Echidna's She-Beast daughter and the Lamia is the fucked up chimera. Where if you're going by normal tabletop RPG stuff, then what we call Lamia is a Naga and Lamia are more like the legendary Lamia. Where if you go by sexy girl upper body monster girls, the Lamia is the MGE Lamia and a Naga is a Lamia without arms like Thomas's girl.

So it's not particularly consistent. Just seems like somebody's headcanon.

Is it common to have widly different fetishes depending on if the girl is human or a monster?

>>18346895
Videos of men cleaning things.

>>18348672
Not at all, I have a fair number of things I'll fap to with human girls that I'd never think about with monster girls.

>>18348616
>>18348607
>Young anon gets shanghaied into serving a lascivious mamono pirate crew

Oh no!

>>18348672
>Wildly
Well I do like my monster women a lot more wild if that's what you mean.

>>18348684
MGE pirate ships probably come full of demon realm sized rooms and impossible space thanks to monster mojo.

>>18348672
like __hand holding?_______

>>18348681
That's exactly my situation too. It's as if monster girls command their own fetish separate from what one would usually enjoy with a human woman.

>>18348684
Good end.

>>18348681
In a way, since I can’t get it up to 100% humans.

The moon can go to hell.

Feeding a Kauken!

>>18348856
I’d give her banana creame pies!

>When Lostpenis says he's writing Ushi-Oni

>>18348859
Or civet coffee!

>>18348698
That's a lot of space to clean for a young cabin boy

Turning a big, butch paladin into a big, girly, maiden of purity is the best

Slim vampires!

>>18348906
I agree.

>>18348891
>>18348914
Who to serve

>>18348921
The lazy dragon who despite her laziness looks like a model.

Apophisbros, would you want your wife to be a fun and harmless tyrant of her Night-Realm or an aloof and uninvolved hedon ruler of it? Or do you prefer your Apophis to have not succeeded before you married her?

>>18348914
Slimy vampires!

>>18348934
Doesnt matter if she doesn't succeed she can me mayadere and we could cuddle as she grapes me forever.

What do graped Anubi and Sphinxes look and act like?

>>18348950
>she can me
She can be*
Even if she does succeed it doesn't change.

>>18348952
Anubi would create schedules for everyone to have sex while getting fucked, possibly facilitating the creation of a dark matter. She could also apply the mummy curse on a bunch of people.

>>18348934
Hedon but one that’s more public about it.
She needs to live it up after her win and I can help run

>>18348950
So you want to be in orgasmic bliss for hours on end where the whole rest of your body except your dick is comfortably numb, the only sensation being euphoria as she greedily milks load after load out of you and leaves a ridiculous amount of bite marks all over your neck and shoulders from repetitive obsessive graping?

>>18348984
The idea of an Apophis wife going completely overboard with venomous bites to her husband is really hot to me.

>>18348952
Lewd, very, very, lewd.

>>18348994
Obviously, but in what way would they be any different from their pharaoh counterparts?

>>18349007
Sphinx would be much more straightforward, her riddles more like outright questions.
>”Do you wanna fuck my pussy?”

>>18349010
>Say no
>She says it's the wrong answer and rapes you anyway

Tiny Apophis daughterus!

>>18348984
>ridiculous amount of bite marks all over your neck and shoulders from repetitive obsessive graping?
Yes, wrapped up in her coils as i go blank from overload while she either pumps more of her venom into me or whispers how much she loves me sounds like paradise.

>>18349030
>your Apophis daughterus will never climb up your body and happily coil around you
Kill me desu.

>>18349034
>Anon is limply hanging off the back of husband Apophis wife’s tail
>his eyes are glazed over in semi-conscious bliss, drool coming out the side of his mouth
>his veins are noticeable all over much of his body, pumping purple blood, most noticeable and prominent around his neck
>there, his wife is licking with her elongated tongue, cleaning nearly a hundred bite punctures all over the area, making an utter mess of his upper body
>his dick is a bloated, fat and bulging monster, stuffing his wife’s plump and needy hole with load after load after load
>she shudders in her own orgasm and reaches a hand to hold his limp head up, no response from him as he’s lost most motor functioning for the time being
>she sighs and speaks in a deranged obsessive voice as her hair falls wildly over her face
>”Haaaau... my sweet husband, sweet husband, so sweet and kind... just one more bite, sweet husband, haaa, one more bite... this time for sure, dear sweet husband... just one more bite~”
>she dives her head back down to his neck to give him his twentieth ‘one last bite’ of the night

>>18349077
Sounds dangerous

>>18349071
I want to be friends with an apophis. I want to be friends with a lot of monster girls actually.

>>18349077
>back of husband Apophis wife’s tail
I believe you meant his, but other than that sounds blissful going into the night with her 'last bites. I just hope when we wake up shes either already graping me or letting the few dozen or so bite marks heal up first. Either way I dont think I would ever want to leave her coils nor do I think i could.

>>18349030
I want cute and pure apophis daughters while my wife is a hedon!

>>18349086
In the best possible way.
>>18349103
Yeah, dumb autocorrect.
But anon, she’d be a total addict. You’d wake up with feeling slowly returning to your body, utterly wrapped in her coils, and she’d smile and kiss you sweetly- only for her eyes to wander to your exposed neck and her heart beating faster as she sees that beautiful pristine flesh, heavy breathing as she slides her kiss to your cheek, then your neck again while whispering “Just one to start the day, sweet husband, just one little love bite for my dear sweet husbauuh-“ not even waiting for your answer before sinking her fangs in.

>>18349112
How would you hide such an active sex life from your daughterus?

How would anybody hear hide their active sex lives from their daughterus?

>>18349070
Would you play ‘Colossus of Rhodes’ with them and march around while they try to hold on?

Why is Druella so CUTE?

>>18349137
You would think a being so rich and powerful could afford to buy herself better taste. Spoopy eyes are a shit aesthetic

>>18349130
Personally, I know my waifu and I wouldn't be able to at all, but I'm a daughteru dicker so it probably wouldn't matter if she sees lewd things going on when she's really young. I'd also be lying if I said I didn't think that her seeing said lewd things would encourage her to seek out such things for herself from me and her mother.

>>18349159
>I'm a daughteru dicker

>>18349164
And people think I'm the crazy one!

>>18349164
Haha nice one man!

>>18349137

>>18349164
Lol I remember this meme, very funny bro XD

>When you have the cutest looks and the best personality among MGs

How do the other MG types even compete?

>>18349130
I would, for one, explain that it’s very special game that only mommies and daddies can play, keep as much of it ‘covered’ as best I can, and make sure the daughterus are out of the room when it occurs, along with making sure they don’t try to drink or feast as much as their mom

>>18349137
Losenis has low standards.

>18349164
I hate them too but c’mon guy.

>>18349159
>letting your daughteru see anything overtly lewd between you and your waifu increases the chances of becoming the ultimate degenerate
Lord help us.

>>18349176
>horsepussy
Smells like barn in here.

>>18349128
She doesn't need an answer, as long as i have her I am happy. She could pump me with as much of her venom as she likes, everyday going by as i bearly recognize them passing. Though I'm sure when we have daughters she'll grape me slightly less so I can love them too. Though when they're off at school or away the endless love and graping can continue.
>>18349137
Because all Lilims are CUTE!

>>18349164
Epic meme, do you have a twitter I can subscribe to for more?

>>18349185
Is this the premise to Bojack the Horseman.

>>18349178
Heard you were talking shit like I wouldn't find out

>>18349200
Fuck you write Spider Cow. Don't disappoint the ear wiggler.

>>18349173
I want to take her on a date.

>>18349202
Pay me

>>18349185
If something doesn't live in a barn then it can't smell like a barn.

Do echidnas do gatherings every centuries or so to tell the others how their dungeons are going or if a hero is near the end they congratulate that one echidna soon to be married?

>>18349188
Would you indulge her kinky venom play even if it wasn’t biting you? Like her trailing it down her body for you to drink or her snowballing it into your mouth? Imagine her ecstatic face as you prove you’re willing to indulge her addiction to graping you.
As for when you have daughters, she’d be more... discreet, but just as unbridled. You’d sit at the table and happily talk with the girls before your wife brings breakfast over. Fluffy pancakes for the daughters, and for you... a bulging, steaming omelette leaking an ooze of baked in purple venom in comical excess. She’d look at you with a face most innocent telling you to eat up, and your more curious daughter would ask why daddy’s food looks funny. Your wife would tell them it’s because it has daddy’s medicine in there, and that they should finish breakfast and give you a hug before they head out for the day.
>”So go on, sweetie. Eat your breakfast! Now.”

>>18349215
Indecent a best.

>>18349207
Do it anyway.

How do we protect our brave lands from slutty angels?

>>18349215
I feel like I should be ashamed for having a casual clothing fetish in my monsters

>>18349232
Of course id drink the venom right from her mouth, I'd drink it every time we kissed. I'd eat that food while looking her right in the eyes and even tease her about it. Though I'm worried that the daughterus might get home early and come to find their mother graping me as im in ecstasy. That's going to be hard to explain to them why daddy looked purple like momma.

>>18349232
What happens when the daughterus start producing their own venom and realize what the main ingredient of all of their father's meals actually is?

>>18349232
>Venom
>Eating
Well it's not going to do much of anything if I eat it, but I imagine the idea of seeing me swallow it might be hot for her much like watching her swallow cum so I guess maybe?

>>18348952
All of a graped sphinxs riddles would be about her ass, if you guess wrong she sits on your face.
If you guess right you can put your face in her ass.