/jp/ - Otaku Culture

There's already a boobhu/paizuri thread up.

Nice F-Zero reference though.

>>18434741
YEAH THE FINAL LAP!

I WILL NOT THE DIE

YOU DIE

>>18434741
Man there is nothing better then hearing that line. Takes me back to the good old days.

>>18434741
Motorboating Yuuka at 3050kmph!

>>18434741
Well done! You're way out in front!

Today I learned all kanji in Yuuka's name. Very lovely.

What do you imagine Yuuka sounds like?

>>18452737
High pitched animu girl

>>18452737
Deep, sexy voice of a mature woman about 30 yrs old.

Like here, from 03:05 to 03:15, but clearer:
https://www.bilibili.com/video/av6163158/?from=search&seid=7559469458720441633

Hellawes' voice fits great too:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-TzWoOPsrA

>>18453706
>> Like here, from 03:05 to 03:15, but clearer:
Actually, now that I think about it, just take most of her part of the song, and we're good.

Prodding Yuuka's udders! Yuuka trying to act flustered and angry when she secretly loves it and it's making her moist!

>>18465289
big

>>18465391
Biggly jiggly motherly milkers! Mommaries! Yuuka wants a small guy to lovingly smother!

>>18465391
Psst, dude, mind passing me some sauce?

>>18466034
Some fangame if I remember correctly.

>>18465426
Going to the beach with Yuuka!

>>18466728
Having to use the bathroom every 5 minutes from seeing Yuuka's bikini-clad breasts jiggling up and down! Passing out when Yuuka takes her top off in front of you to change into her bra!

>>18466034
>>18466569
It's her sprite from Labyrinth of Touhou 2

>>18475235
Cheers, mate.

What if Yuuka was your mom?

>>18480060
Things would be a lot different around here.

>>18480060
Morning wood Paizuri and bedtime Nursing handjobs everyday

>>18480142
Stop, please. If I keep losing to temptation, I'll have to deal with the urge when I go on a month-long trip to the mountains. I want to build up endurance while I can.

>>18480060
How do you call a person who is your brother but also your son?

>>18480286
A child of mother-son incest.

>>18480286
Brony.

>>18480060
If she was my mom, she’d yell at me for my poor cleanliness and lack to go outside

>>18480263
I can't help it

If Yuuka was my mom I want her to breastfeed me even as an adult

>>18480340
I perfectly understand your sentiment, dear son, but please try to sound less provocative before I drown in my drool. I already clearly feel the taste of her soft and plump breast in my mouth, and I don't really know where it comes from.

>>18480445
Do you want to breastfeed from her too? Perhaps we can double-team her ample bosom

>>18480060

Sleeping next to my mom every night even as adult

>>18480060
Surviving off nothing but Yuuka's breastmilk!

>>18480458
Please wait until I die first, or switch Gensokyos. I don't want to get even more depraved and start fapping to mmf threesomes with my waifu. I have already made too much lewd content with her that I probably won't ever share.

>>18480709
Yuuka teasing anon when he doesn't want it!
Yuuka shyly forcing you to honk her honkers!
Yuuka taking you by the lips to hide her blush!

Yuuka only boobhu thread?

>>18480858
gay

>>18480858
It must be scientifically explained why Yuuka has the most inviting paizuri pics

>>18480976
Does she?
>>18480887
Wriggle is a boy.

>>18480992
Pictures like this are Yuuka-exclusive

How would you get Yuuka to be affectionate to you?

She's pretty jaded, so i imagine that to be pretty hard.

>>18480709
>I have already made too much lewd content with her that I probably won't ever share.
YOU MONSTER

>>18480976
>>18481002
>>18434741
It's because Yuuka herself is paizuri-exclusive.

There's too much amazing art that I can't post on a blue board, but let's just say that Yuuka is definitely the best pick for the paizuri-only youkai.

>>18482612
You would have to be a master gardener and/or plant biologist

>>18484293
Creatively censor it then.

Yuuka's paizuri is as attentive as the care she provides for her strong, tall, virile plants.

>>18484432
Does she like to have the head poke out between her breasts so she could gently poke the urethra with her tongue?

You guys are too lewd.

>>18484293
>>18484185
>Paizuri only
https://exhentai.org/g/1138983/372fe20f45/
not yuuka though....

I wish I had magic powers and could make Yuuka's milkies grow and expand constantly with every ejaculation she causes in men.

>>18486965
It's the best way for her to lick up the sap that builds up at the tip as she makes him more and more aroused, so of course

>>18487128
There need to be much more paizuri only doujin in the work

>>18487128
>>18487228
combined with BE!

I want to wipe my smegma on Yuuka's tits.

>>18486977
Is breastfeeding lewd? It's more of motherly love!

>>18487274
Why not have her lick it up with your tongue? It feels nice, especially if you're uncut like me so she has to slide her tongue under the foreskin

>>18487302
her tongue*

>>18487171
That's an interesting idea you have there.

>>18487302
Virgin detected, lol. (Oh, wait, it's /jp/, alright.)
You know, the head usually comes out when you have sex due to friction and lubrication. It's really not very convenient when it's hidden.

>>18487517
I'll have you know good sir that even when I masturbate using a tenga my uncut penis still has foreskin at the tip

>>18487328
Why is that?

>>18487540
You sound like you have a nice and cute dick anon

>>18487517
He has phimosis.

>>18487517
>>18487540
>>18487562
>>18487568

>>18487546
I don't rightly know. It sounds hot. The idea of a her growing a size every time she makes somebody cum.

>>18487608
But wouldn't she end up eventually immobilized by her breasts? I mean Yuuka already makes men cream themselves just with how beautiful she is, actively giving paizuri over and over will cause her to swell up her breasts to the point the only way her plants are going to be properly take care of is from her perpetually lactating into the soil itself!

>>18487617
Even if Yuuka-san ends up with breasts bigger than her whole body, /jp/ would simply love it.

>>18488966
/jp/ may simply love it, but I won't.
/jp/ may drool at futa, but I don't.
/jp/ may love unusual fetishes, but I don't.
/jp/ may love lolis, but I... am not
Turned on by children—no, I'm not.
I may call myself "a true breast lover," but even Kyon knows
That there is a line you should never cross. Gigantic breasts are gross.

Describe Yuuka's paizuri

>>18489101
As long as they aren't ridiculous balloon tits and have some sag to them, I'll be okay with them.

>>18489130
Those in your picture are okay. To be more precise, if boobs reach the navel while standing straight, there is clearly something wrong with them.

>>18489167
Yes, they should clearly be used for paizuri!

>>18489167
Yuuka does not approve of your limitations!

>>18489198
She does. In fact, she is disgusted by those perverts who treat women only as tools to get themselves off. And she is disgusted by the Japanese porn culture that objectifies women in this way. Needless to say, she'd kill Aoi Manabu if he ever makes it to Gensokyo and doesn't die before he meets her.

No, my dear sin sacks. If you want to have even the slightest chance to score with her, you'd have to win her heart and make her sufficiently aroused. She won't give you paizuri for nothing. You'd have to please her well first, and massage skills really come in handy here. Being a good kisser is a bonus, but, man, she knows how to make a kiss unforgettable. If you manage to win her heart, it doesn't matter if you're good or bad at kissing. When it comes to tongue-and-mouth-involving tricks, she's a fantastic teacher.

Naturally, to approach her and stay alive in the first place, you'd have to have decent looks, no foul smell, and be smart (educated) enough to keep her interested in yourself. She also likes kids, so if she sees that you're good with kids, winning her heart will be easier.

Oh, and forget that buttholes even exist and do your best to never mention anything scatologic in any situation, unless you'd like to become a fertilizer yourself.

>>18489622
She doesn't. In fact, she loves the idea of perverted and fetish-fueled men who idolize full motherly figured women to get off to. And she loves and desires it even more how over-the-top Japanese porn culture that objectifies women in this way. Needless to say, she'd fuck Aoi Manabu if he ever makes it to Gensokyo and doesn't die before he meets her.

No, my dear prude, if you want to have the greatest chance to score with her, you'd have to win her with your dick and make her sufficiently cock-addicted. She would give you paizuri for that. You'd have to learn special powers to please and enrapture her body with growth based pleasures and enhancements. Increasing the swelling of her breasts, the curves of her ass, the thickness of her thighs, and the width of her hips. Being a good ass-fucker is a bonus, but, dude, she knows how to make sex unforgettable. If you manage to win her body, it doesn't matter if you're a good or bad person. When it comes to tongue-and-ass involving tricks, she's the greatest teacher.

Naturally, to approach her and stay alive in the first place, you'd have to have decent looks, no foul smell, and be smart (not educated because college is a trap) enough to keep her intellectual interested in yourself. She also doesn't like kids, so if she sees you're bad with them, that makes her loins even more yearn for your dick.

Oh, and don't forget her butthole exists and do your best to always pleasure it. Scatalogic pleasures are one of her weaknesses herself and to refuse is to become fertilizer or a new type of human soylent yourself.

>>18489101
Dude you're just part gay. And stop soiling Kyon's name with your preferences, "all breasts" means all breasts including gigantic or concave ones.

>>18493271
I summon the power of digits and my love towards her in my defence. This is not even my final form, but it's enough for me to become unbeatable by the likes of you, lowly sin sack. I shall repeat in red:
>>>/i/know-for-a-fact-that-my-truth-is-superior-to-yours

>>18493298
That's a matter of perspective—or the way to interpret his words. Possible and impossible sizes, consoling, all of that.

>>18487128
God DAMN
That's what dreams are made of.

>>18493513
Yuuka hates dub posters. I am an unstoppable force for giant boobhu paizuri fuck-fests and you will not stop me.

>>18493986
I'm not _going_to_ stop you. Fantasize and shitpost as you please, but your fantasies will never come true unless you become a genius scientist like Eirin and invent drugs that make them possible. Or you can follow my road to enlightenment and achieve the power to shape your Gensokyo to your will. Right now, though, you can only dream about it, leeching off the glimpses shown by others. Therefore, grieve! I shall savor your bloody tears as if they were Yuuka's sweat in the delicate valley on her back. There is no spot on her unbelievably smooth skin that I haven't memorized yet, and you can rest assured that I do my best to refresh my knowledge regularly. Her skin feels more soft and silky to the touch than the best China silk. Thanks to my masterful massaging techniques (admittedly, her passive regeneration abilities also play a big part in this), even her soles never get hard after the regular walks to the village, so they are as soft as her breasts, her hands, or her pink cheeks. Her body isn't actually large, and she is surprisingly light, so her body wrapping around you in her sleep feels warmer and softer than a heavenly blanket made of feathers. And blankets aren't equipped with beating hearts and regular breathing sounds, so I doubt any kind of blanket could make you sleep so calmly and feel so refreshed in the morning as when sleeping in her arms.

Why am I doing this to myself... Life hurts.

>>18493271
This is the most powerful Yuuka post I've ever seen.

>>18489622
>>18493271
Yuuka wouldn't want to do anything with you stinky NEETs.

>>18498443
>> stinky NEETs
Assuming that for the both of us is exactly where you fail.

Only those who can LNN Lotus Land Story are worthy of Yuuka.