/jp/ - Otaku Culture

What would happen is a normal male human had the fertility of a female Echidna, I mean what would happen with the female that he would mate with

I want to marry a one tailed rough tomboy muscular combat Inari that is looked down upon because she only has one tail and is not femenine like nornal Inaris and help her gain respect as I dick her and she grows more talls all the way to 9.

>>18765865
Aren't Echidnas about as fertile as normal human women? After all, the majority of monsters have a very hard time getting pregnant.

>>18765869
Nice thumbnail.

>>18765865
>female Echidna
Redundant, all Echidna's are female.

Woop, last commission from peachmaiden has been finished. Pretty happy with how these turned out! Left the poses up to her and I gotta say, its nice having a new picture of each of the wives gettin some lovin'.

https://imgur.com/0b8bEp5
https://imgur.com/B4WsGfD

Dual-breastfeeding is the strongest.

>>18765882
Oops, forgot file extensions.

https://imgur.com/0b8bEp5.png
https://imgur.com/B4WsGfD.png

True cosmic horrors make the best Onee-chans.

>>18765879
Better?

>>18765890
They look like they're from Saber Marionette J.

>>18765860
Where's the abs, the tail, the big fluffy paws?
Seems far from ideal to me

>>18765882
>>18765890
You're pretty ok, mousefag.

>>18765865
Her vagina turns into a gacha machine I guess. But since this is a normal male human and not an incubus it must means she pops out babies of all the normal human races.

Hopefully he won't get mad when the first baby his race but all the other babies aren't.

Nee-sans are the best!

>>18765860
>Ideal
>No abs
Choose one

>>18765891
I keep seeing them all being turned into Onee-chans. Did the Elder gods all become Elder Sisters?

>>18765896
I think the style is super cute! Though Im sure if you don't like these, I'll have a couple pics coming through soon you might like more.

>>18765906
Thank you.

>>18765922
YES.

>>18765882
Why does your dormouse have a dick growing off her knee?

>>18765922
The latest chapter has the dude taking it up the ass Violated Hero-style

Which monstergirl cooks the tastiest food, dude?

>>18765891
>"What a delicious looking boy. I wonder if I should make some sweets out of you."
>"Fufu, he seriously is cute."
Onee-sans shouldn't tease their otoutos like that. The teasing should be physical and intimate.

>>18765977
I don't really care.

>>18765982
would it be weird if a plant monster added parts of herself in her cooking?

>>18765982
Sexy foxes make the best food, dude

>>18765999
Not if it's like fruits.

>>18765999
If you're not willing to drink tea made from her leaves then why did you even marry her?

>>18765982
Kikis!

>>18765982
Alps

>>18765982

>>18764757

Judith is a self-combo character that juggles enemies in the air. This makes her a less-than-optimal team player, unfortunately. She's probably the best solo character, provided the enemy can be launched.

Anyway, Sheena is more my speed.

>>18765982
A flayer could flay you so no matter what she makes its the best thing you've ever tasted.

>>18765982
Jiang Shi

>>18766004
sounds like it could lead to a misunderstanding if she hints rather than says what he is drinking.

>>18765982
Wendigos

>>18766009
Milkshire

Best aquatic MG coming through.

>>18766037
>Until Dawn, mge edition

>>18766053
Time to put the monster back in monster girl

>He doesn't want to marry a Kumiho
I hope you're not this tasteless, guys.

>>18766053
Blind wendigos stumbling around would make my heart ache too much.

>>18766062
That means a baby for them, are you ready for it?

>>18765982
Dragon wife makes the best well done steaks. Too bad no one like them.

>>18766065
>you will never watch a group of little Wendigos play blindfold tag

>>18766064
but I like other monster girls more.

>>18766064
>League of Legends
Get out of here Anthony Burch.

>>18765982
Trolls

>>18766064
can some artist point it out why this image looks so flat

>>18766094
its displayed on your monitor

>>18766064
>no muscle
I dont want to marry her either

>>18766075
Adorable.

>Ancient hero awakens from a millennia long sleep and, with the aid of a magical amulet, sets off on a quest through the modern day world to seek out the evil monster that slaughtered countless lives ages ago
>after many setbacks while trying to come to grips with a world he doesn't understand, he finally reaches the lair of the horrid wretch...only to be confused that he has been led to a quaint house in the suburbs
>he sneaks around looking for a place to sneak in and get the drop on his ancient foe
>he's hit with a wave of despair when he peers through a window and finds his nemesis has become a cock-addicted housewife deepthroating her husband

>>18766109
Mercifully milk massive mammaries

>>18766053
What's being hunted by wendigos like?
They don't seem very menacing or scary.

>>18766117
THEN LETS HUNT THEM

>>18766117
You'll hear awawaing as you walk, but when you turn around, there'll be nothing but snow-covered trees

>>18766117
The rescue people lost in the snow. They are good girls.

>>18766122
DO NOT

>>18766133
>They are good girls.
the guys that barricaded themselves in the abandoned cabin dont know that.

>>18766117
The lolis are comical and only dangerous in packs.
The full grown adults are far more able to hunt you through snow and are quite dangerous.
The dires are rare, hulking beasts that stalk the deepest reaches of the mountains and forest, only occasionally venturing out when they seek a mate.

God help you if one of them is after you.

>>18766139
Chase them until you catch one then pick em UP TO SCRAMBLE THEM

>>18766156
NO

BABY FUCK BABY FUCK

IT'S AWW-RIGHTTT!!! ~~~ 𝅘𝅥𝅮

Using a loli demon's horns as handlebars for slow, intimate facefucking and doggy style.

>>18766183
Oh, what the fuck man?

>>18766185
I'd rather use a tubby devil as a daiki

>>18766145
Big Wendigo is gonna eat you!

>>18766192
Truly a majestic creature.

>>18766192
>"Papapapapapa, mama is coming to see y-""HUSBAAAAAAND!!!!"
>"There she is papa, there's mama papa"

>>18766192
i want big wendigo to gobble me up!

>>18766192
I imagine big wendigo wives tackling and pressing their faces against their un-coatmanned husbands like an overexcited dog. Meanwhile daughter Wendigo gets so excited at all the commotion she starts running in a circle around the two of you making incoherent noises.

>>18766183
while this is a shameful fetish of mine
this isn't the place for that

>>18766213
>little Wendigo a little too excited
She just needs her stretchy meat squeak toy and her blanket

>>18766183
oh shit nigger what are you doing

>>18766183
>WE'RE GOING TO JAIL

What would a single Hellhound that you have never met before do if you cuddle to her chest fluff?

>>18766249
They would restrain you in place until you succumb to the pheromones.

>>18766249
Don’t care got husband

>>18766232
And that's why little wendies need to heat so much.
Their high metabolisms burn off calories until they learn how to properly manage it.

>>18766183
This would probably happen with monstergirls who want to raise their husbands and we all know it

What happens if you try an exorcism on a Demon?

>>18766249
You would be petted like a strange puppy. Only she's a monster girl, so petting.means rape. She would rape you like you were a strange puppy licking her. Yes.

>>18766257
Hellhounds have pheromones?

>>18766310
Most beastgirls would.

>>18766189
Doesn't sound very interesting, compared to learning for how long your loli Demon waifu can hold her breath so you can let her come up for air at comfortable intervals or using your cock to kiss her womb

>>18766341
It's comfy and I get to see her in a cute apron every day when I come home.

>>18766257
>pheromones
Ya rang?

CCs will do whatever they have to after a certain point

>>18766349
I NEED a hellhound/high orc hybrid!

>>18766382
>Hell orc
This sounds like a very bad idea.

>>18766386
I will sniff that mofu all day

>>18766386
I'm fine with that.
Good to get some strongfat hotdog that smells of cinnamon.

>>18766368
Sauce?

>>18766368
That's dedication and altruism. Truly, she should be thanked for bringing up such a wonderful man to make more wonderful daughters with.

Would lonely dragons use such a technique?

>>18766386
>This sounds like a very good idea.
ftfy

>>18766435
Of course. Only something a proud dragon made herself would be worth her love and affection.

>>18766459
I wonder what it would feel like to be MERE'd by a man you raised.

>>18766428
>[Tomohiro Kai] Maraschino Cherry Kiss
I would say use google but that image did not give any sources through google for me so here.

>>18766458
This picture makes me want a chubby nerd version of the smug squad.

>>18766458
>Frostfire hound
Yes.

>>18766466
This is not what I expected, sadly.

>>18766485
Neither was it for me, it was mass disappointment. There is so few doujins with CC's it saddens me.

>>18766382
Could "the dawn of the future when monsters become able to give birth to incubi" lead to mamono hybrids? Could the son of a holstaur impregnating a centaur lead to [pic related]?

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, please don't bully small orcs, ogres, onis, ushis, or jinkos.
Just because they're from a strong race doesn't mean they'll always be tall! Some are quite small.

>>18766477
>Driving home from work in August
>Run into some snow about halfway home
>It gets heavier and heavier the closer you get to home
>The temperature is dropping by the second
>About a mile from home, the snow is so deep and the visibility is so bad that you have to park and hike through waist high snow the rest of the way
>She's either really happy or really angry, and you're afraid to find out which

>>18766520
I'd go for the big ones. The bigger they are the harder they fall.

>>18766525
Except sometimes they fall on you!

>>18765982
Delicious barbecued food with the Hellhounds!

>>18766529
That's what happened when I tried to tip an ushi oni, knocking her down along with her seal. The ground got destroyed but my pelvis lasted long enough.

>>18766520
That’s what they get for being womanlets! They are going to get picked on, even if they are still kids!

>>18766536
You're asking for return bullying!

>>18766539
Please no, they get it bad enough from their own kind!
They don't need boys doing it too

>>18766382
I need a Automaton/Nightguant hybrid!

How do you tell your Ochi she's not allowed to take swords form those she's defeated in duels anymore? The storage room is getting pretty full, and some of her opponents look pretty torn up about it.

>>18766578
have her help me haul em to the market to sell em

>>18766578
If I defeated a younger, martially minded monster girl, I don't know if I could take her weapon, especially if she starts giving me puppy dog eyes.

>>18766585
Just make her a retainer. If you own the person who owns the sword, it's like owning the sword.

>>18766601
I guess, the issue is what happens if I keep meeting and beating many of them?
Besides, it kinda ruins the "Black Knight" image if I'm traveling with a squire.

>>18766578
>"N-No! That's my papa's sword!"
I would chastise my Ochi and tell her it is very wrong to break the spirit of young warriors. Then get her to formally apologize to the girl and her father.
I would use my stern Aruji-dono voice.

>>18766606
Upgrade from black knight to black emperor. Forget swords, you could take countries!

Would a loli demons crudely drawn in crayon contract be binding even if you signed it in jest to humor her?

>>18766615
>loli demons
gettin my holy water

:>>18766608
>>"N-No! That's my papa's sword!"
Well she is right on something It’s the sword of her new PAPA

>>18766615
Yes.

>>18766000

>>18766615

>>18766521
Kuu to the point where pretty much only their husband can tell how they're feeling.

despite what this image seems to convey I'd rather she lick me

>>18766458
Hellhounds cant have blue eyes:
>A hound monster that has dark skin and fur, and burning red eyes.

>>18766651
That is one of those "girl only" things, womb bullying

>>18766654
I've never seen it this gentle before. Normally it involves large dicks or punching.

>>18766653
That's clearly a Niflhound.

>>18765922
>Shub
>Elder God

I-I already told you I would have sex with you! Why do you want me to run away?! Are you letting me go?

>>18765982
My waifu

>>18766368
I'd marry one, but they all seem to be only interested in shotas these days.

>>18766845
That'a why you take the iniciative instead and show her the wonders of a real man.

>>18766845
A shota potion will fix that right up, you know

>>18766845
I'm sure once they find out how big an adult dick is that problem will sort itself out.

>>18766900
I feel like that would be giving in.

>>18766907
>mamonabamoamamfa makes your body small but your dick freakishly large
I don't think I want that.

>>18766368
>>18766845
>>18766935
Reminder that the Sabbath accepts men of all sizes

>>18766917
You don't want to give in to the cake? You don't want to pamper her? You don't want to dominate her with your tiny body and massive cock? Are you sure?

>>18766948
I don't like smol girls. I like big tiddies and big hips and big asses.

How do you guys bully your imoutos?

>>18766949
Yep, I'm sure.

>>18766959
I like to give her lots of sweets and pat her head! It makes her turn beet red!

>>18766948
But I like women with big breasts and an hourglass figure!

>>18766949
But if I did that it would be no different than admitting my failure as a man.

>>18766948
Yes, but lolis are best with a slight stomach bulge.

>>18766957
this guy gets it

>>18766959
I dote on her in front of her friends.

>>18766978
I want to chases around in a maze by a Minotaur.

>>18766971
Failure as a man, king of husbands!

>>18766994
best thing ever

>>18766959
I'd give her one of those extra spicy bubblegums.

>>18767011
Even better if it ends in being cornered and ridden into unconsciousness in her lair or actually defeating her so you can mating press that Minotaur while sucking her tits.

>>18766959
I poke her chest

>>18766996
Even if I am a failure as a man, I'm far to stubborn to admit defeat shota-ify myself.

>>18767021
i want to be cornered by a whole herd who stand at least twice my height and taken as their slave!

>>18766959
By moving to the city while depressed over moving away from my Childhood Friend when we were kids, and making her worry.

>>18766959

>>18766980
This. Especially if she likes to act all tough and say she “runs a gang”.
]I just hope she doesn’t snap one day and have her friends all take turns with me.
I’d put on the waterworks and say I was saving myself for my imouto to make them feel guilty and make them all hold her down while I mating press her in front of her friends.

>>18766959
By making her eat all her veggies!

>>18767026
Goddamn I’m kinda happy monster girls aren’t real. I’d be hanging out at all the private, Onee-Sabbath run elementary schools.

>>18767174
>This pleases the Greenworm.

>>18767164
Simultaneously, the biggest benefit and drawback of such a strategy is that it makes your imouto and her friends fall in love with you.

>>18767196
>implying that wasn’t my plan all along
I gotta turn those girls around somehow!

>So you want to be a Fairy Knight, huh?

Otoutos should be obligated to marry their Onee-chans once they reach the age of Cake

>>18767191
I just love this image. She has so much character.

>>18767221
If it means I get to use you like an onahole, sure why not

>>18767221
Winter or Summer?

>>18767221
THOSE HEARTS
HOW DO THEY WORK

>>18766948
A total lie, Baphos only accept Gary-Stus that can defeat her in combat
>Or nerdfags that play a real life RPG with her

>>18766978

>>18767261
I was more after the familiars anyway.
Must be rough for ryus and baphomets when their subordinates are superior.

>>18767246
>Winter and Summer courts of Fae.

I don't know what's more terrifying, entering the Summer Court and getting swarmed by genki Fairies who never stay still. Or entering the Winter Court, and feeling the cold stares of hundreds of Fairies, while being completely silent.

>>18767221
>Instantly recognize the artist, its poweradepriest by the way.
>didn't see this art yet so think it must be new
>Check his tumblr and find piles upon piles of dudes with boobs

>>18767272
The Minotaur Kingdom is famous for it's beverage sizes.

>>18767272
I’m gonna challenge her to a drinking contest!

>>18767261
The latter of which counts.

>>18767276
Dragons and Lizardmans/Salamanders are the complete opposite, where the stronger monster is actually the chill one while the weaker lizard is picky as fuck.

>>18767289
I wonder how many adventurers make the mistake of attacking a Baphomet, thinking she's just a regular Goat Girl and easy exp, only to have the tables quickly turned on them?

Most futakuchi-onna have to be plump with how much food their other mouth eats

>>18765982
Trolls, they know the most effective way to capture a man permanently., through the stomach and after you impregnate her so you have to take responsibility

>>18766386
The Tower monstergirl

What happen if you wake her up?

>>18767336
She can't wake up

>>18767336
She tries to take over the world!

>>18765982
P'orcs obviously. They're grand feasts are something to behold, and don't get me started on their top-tier BBQ!

>>18767312
Probably not that many, since goats have occult significance and it's pretty easy to tell if a given goat girl is perpetually drunk.

>>18766994
Put on a bright red jumpsuit, oil yourself up, enter a minotaur's maze, wake the lonely girl up, and start the chase! Should she back you into a corner, you'll just slip out of her hands, and the chase will continue until one of you gets tired

There's only one right way to impregnate a monster girl and that's with mating press

>>18767375
I WANT TO MAT PRESS A BIG FAT RAT ASS

>>18767375
Mating press the lolis!
More importantly, mating press the baphos!

She wants to be a part of your world.

Oni idol groups are the best idol groups.

>>18767222
unable to find source

>No fat elf wight ass to watch bouncing on your dick, in a dim room with curtains so high and a ceiling vaulted so far up you're pretty sure there might be a voyeuristic arachne living up there
>You'll never shiver and grow a little harder as the exquisite coldness rolls through your bones, the overcast sea breeze blowing in through the balcony window, brushing at your skin and licking at the wight-elven wetness coating the base of your cock when it's not buried to the hilt in her writhing passage

>>18765977
It was inevitable. It was a girl with tentacles being written about/drawn in japan. Did you expect anything less?

>>18767627
>No genki ghoul to introduce you to the coastal Undead city. A bustling metropolis of trade, innovation and magic, populated by lively undead of all kinds.
>You will never spend your days happily under the pall of eternal night, eyes growing attuned to the glow of moonlight lighting the streets with a Victorian-aesthetic

>>18767523
>unable to find source
denpa onna to seishun otoko

>>18767670
>Never walk hand in hand with your cool waifu on the pale silty strands as the waves lap on the shore eerily silently, a dense fog rolls in off the ocean carrying with it the cries of undead sirens haunting the various ghost ships that emerge from the mist now and then \
>You'll never enjoy a seafood feast of the various forms of "life" that have adapted to the dead ocean, each one curiously carrying potent aphrodisiac effects, before bridal carrying your wife back home and fucking her on your balcony that overhangs the large cliffs and overlooks the grey stormy sea

Honestly can't decide between the girls and the setting

Thoughts?

>>18767718
How long she is going to give me that dead stare

>>18767718
I'm sure she has them, but I can't read them on her face.

>>18767758
Until you succumb to her subtle lewdness.

>>18767901
Do not be fooled, her thoughts are all stained pink and centre around you.

>>18767904
How would you react when your Mantis roommate finally snaps and sneaks beneath your covers to suck your dick as you sleep?

>>18767938
With vigorous irrumatio before I proceed to breed her.

>>18767960
You ever wondered what it'd be like to see a Mantis heartpupil?
Wonder no longer.

>>18767969
Will she cheer me on as I try to release my 13th load into her?

>>18767969
She still got her eye glasses

>>18767981
In the same kuu tone as always.
She'll also hug you close and kiss you deeply as you cum inside.

>>18767981
Mantises don't cheer in anything but deadpan minute gestures.

>>18767938
>roommate
>Not an imouto that shares a room with you to save on space and because any guy with a monster girl imouto is almost predestined to marry her and your parents don't want to wait too long for grandkids.

>>18767987
I'll be sure to treat her well in the post-sex cuddling. I don't know how I'll manage her sisters though.

>>18768015
They do have excellent Jojoposing skills, on the other hand.

>>18768021
>Imouto
>Not Onee-san, because your parents know that she'll educate you well

>>18767718
Good taste

I'd leave my porn out for my momster to see, just so she can get some ideas
>place a bunch of magazines with maids getting fucked hard on your bed before going out for a bit
>when you get home, your shortstack momster greets you in a skimpy maid outfit and giggling when she calls you Master
>her giggling becomes a bit more flustered when your big bulge presses up against her chest

Reminder that you should leave your windows closed, succubus can attack and a horde of sheeps might get inside to help you "sleep"

>>18768144
>letting your mom clean your room
You're a pervert, and a bad son. Good boys clean their rooms.

Starting at line 193, Art fights Sharks. Name the next creature he should run into!

https://pastebin.com/8e7qZAG6

Do monstergirls hate going to the hospital?

>>18768144
>her giggling becomes a bit more flustered when your big bulge presses up against her chest
Why is she sitting down while greeting me?

>>18768281
Only because it means their husband is injured.

>>18768301
What if I injusre my waifu's pelvis? Would she be happy that I'm so rough?

>>18768301
Nurse Unicorn is a good girl!

>>18768334
You're embarrassing her.

>>18768325
>insuring waifu's pelvis
>insuring something that will never break
>laughingtanukis.png

>>18768350
Do the impossible, break the unbreakable, row row pound the waifu.
That's how I drill, anon. Not even ushis would be safe from a fight even if it ends in a draw.

>>18768350
>laughing tanukis becomes ahegaoing tanukis

>>18768397
Hope they are the loli ones or they will foam too

>>18768513
Even better.

>>18768529
How do you explain a loli monster girl on the hospital?

>>18768538
I say that I might have lost a bit of control, but at least I didn't use a raging mushroom and she was happy. If they needed proof they could look at her foaming ahegao.

>>18768538
>Implying my imotou wouldn't look like a shortstack at that age

>>18768281
I want to give eviler cat kittens.

>>18768875
Evil cat is very cute and sexy.

>>18768875
Fuzzy nipples.

Children who make fun of their mother get spanked

>>18769103
It's just a very stylish bra.

>>18769122
My dragon daughteru likes to defy my waifu from time to time. I think she'll grow into a nice and haughty dragon.

>>18769122
No, children who ask their mother politely get spanked!

>>18767472
Never thought I'd see the day
When a big boat coming my way
Believe me when I say
I fucked a mermaid

>>18767627
>>18767693
>no loli wight to slip out of a high society party with to fool around in the host house's gardens
>and to walk to your home through the undead kingdom's quiet streets lit by old gas lamppost style lanterns and bordered by ornate cast iron fences that have greenery and flowers pushing through and over them
>no young high class undead maiden bending over on a luxurious bed for you

Little wings.

>>18769369
Forget the wings, how does a girl live with a tail like that?

>>18769419
You're right, she has virtually no ass.

Still the best Wonderland girl.

>>18769439
Maybe she wouldn't if KC made more Wonderland girls, provided the monkeys paw isn't put into play.

>>18769467
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OosqvPz0w2w

>>18769122
I like how one of the daughters has her dad's hair color. That sort of begs the question if MG children do inherit some traits from the father. You'd probably have to limit it to eye and hair color, and personality traits.

What would a gnostic order look like in this world.

>>18769439
Nah.
Dragons were fine, adding tentacles and random mouths just fucks it all up.

>>18769505
But those tentacles can suck yo dick tho.

>>18769510
Why would I want toothy retard tentacles to suck my dick when she’s right there?

>>18769439
Blueworm is better.

>>18769545
Well, maybe she's on the phone with her mother or something.

>>18769439
Pretty much every species there except March Hares and Humpty Eggs are better in some way.

>>18768015
Now I want a Kuudere cheerleading squad following me around featuring a Mantis, Lich, and an Automaton.

>>18769439
Correct.

Wock > Cheshire > Jubjub > Trumpart > power gap > everything else.

>>18769588
No love for hatters?

>>18769588
>perturbed tea sipping

>>18769600
They're nice but I've never really been into them, there's a lot of girls that do the classy thing better.

>>18768144
What if I leave out porn that features loving housewives and their husbands having handholding missionary position sex for the sole purpose of procreation?

Flat Hatters are the best Hatters.

>>18769574
She'd probably make sure her mom heard her blowing you. Wocks are queens of lewd, remember?

how MASSIVE do you like your demons?

>>18769613
She'd be very disappointed that you indulge in such filth and would have you perform every act you learned from such book on her...So she knows how much you need to be punished, of course. Not because she wants her son to do all those lewd things to her.

>>18769574
>>18769625
>having sex with a lolidragon while she's on the phone with her mother and telling her she's at a friend's house

>>18769635
Scans literally never

Warning: excessive current detected. Switching to secondary power source.

>>18768281
>it’s that time of the year again
>yearly check ups for the whole family
>normally it wouldn’t be such a chore
>but then again normally people don’t live with three Hellhounds
>you tell your family that your parents want to have lunch with them and take them to their favorite steakhouse
>what you don’t tell them is that they’re going after they go to the doctors
>last time you told them beforehand they were going to the doctors you had to actually get a search party to find your youngest, Sarah
>so D-Day finally comes
>well actually it’s just Saturday
>but you feel like you’re driving a Higgins boat onto Normandy
>especially after your wife notices you take the turn before the steakhouse
>”Honey, where exactly are we going?”
>”To the steakhouse of course! Haha...”
>you try to sound convincing but it comes out really stiff and forced
>that is until you pull into the parking lot of the doctors office
>all hell breaks lose in your car
>you have to lock the doors quickly before Sarah tries to make another break for it
>after fighting them for thirty minutes you finally have collars and leashes on them and are pulling them into the office
>once you get them into the office things are a little easier
>especially since your parents are there and are telling their granddaughterus how excited they are to go to the steakhouse after they get their check ups
>your wife is still glaring holes into the back of your head though
>everything goes as smoothly as possible until Jaclyn, your oldest has to get a shot and almost burns the place down
>young lady never was one for needles
>but things quickly get better and soon you all are having a three course dinner at your favorite steakhouse
>but as you come back to the table you’re greeted with your mother telling the kids that they get to sleepover at grandma and grandpas for the rest of the weekend
>as your Hellhound wife smiles at you quite maliciously
>you say a silent prayer for your pelvis and go back to eating your steak

The nurse is in.

>>18769635
DD cup, 7ft at least, muscular as fuck, Jinko and Hinezumi level martial arts if not higher. The wife contract is presented as a bodyguard contract. That's my ideam Demon Waifu.

>>18769654
>would have you perform every act you learned from such book on her
Well, it looks like I’ll just have to get down on one knee and propose to her. Then it’s onto the handholding missionary sex for the sole purpose of procreation.

>>18769728
*ideal Demon Waifu

>>18769635
I don’t really care about height as long as she loves me for who I am and helps me grow as a human being.

>>18769569
http://mgewiki.com/images/thumb/9/9b/Wurm64a.jpg/106px-Wurm64a.jpg

>>18769714
I'd sooner be in the nurse.

>>18769706
That's not nice, Raiju-chan is just trying her best.

>>18769709
Larry, what the fuck is this shit?

>>18769709
Good luck, husband-san.

Mermaids make the best waifus.

*blocks your path*

>>18769658
>"Young lady, do you have a cock in your mouth right now?"
>"... Hmo."
>"Honestly, if you'd just told me you wanted to violate the neighbor boy I would've set up a play date AGES ago! No matter. Have fun, but I still expect you to have your homework done."

>>18769709
Anon, what you've just written is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever read. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this thread is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may the chief god have mercy on your soul.

>>18769805
Ropers are cute.

>>18769709
I'm sure you know pasta when you see it as far as other replies go, but that was fairly cute. This sounds like a good way to destroy a car interior though.

Would a hatter be offended if you gave her American sweet tea

>>18769914
She probably wouldn't mind, but black tea would stay her favourite.

>>18769914
>Southern Belle Mad Hatter
I never knew I needed this until now.

>>18769922
>The tea parties held in Wonderland are centered around the “mad hatters” who love black tea more than anything, perhaps because of their mushroom's desire for moisture.
Its a little strange, the dont say WHY the go for black tea over any liquid, they just kinda do.

>>18769914
You know, iced tea makes a lot of sense if it's hot out, especially considering that dormice like to sleep in the stuff.

>>18769963
You know what they say, “once you go black, you never go back!”
I’ll go kill myself now.

>>18769963
>Mad Hatters confirmed for BLACKED.com

>>18769998
>an entrepreneurial Mad Hatter purchases BLACKED.com for her tea selling business, not knowing of its negative connotations
>sales explode by over 2000% due to the increased traffic

>>18769998
>>18770012
Fuck off.

>>18769998
Don't even mention that shit as a joke

>>18770043
>>18770066
t. scared wh*Toids

Would a Hellhound that just captured you, stop raping you if you cry during the rape?

>>18770121
Probably.

>>18770121
No, but she would slow down and pull you close to her chest so you can hear her heart beating.

>>18770121
In the sense that the sight of her prey crying will push her over the edge into orgasm, and will buy you a brief reprieve until she is ready to go again.

>>18770121
Your tears only make her hornier

>>18770144
Women don't have a refractory period

New roulette for you people
https://pastebin.com/nZnAe9ww
Coinflipping between the usual two for my next update but until then, enjoy!

>>18770149
You know how after you orgasm your dick is really sensitive? Women experience the same thing, but I'm not sure how well that applies to monstergirls.

>>18770121
>"Keep crying and I'll give you a REAL RESON to cry!"

>>18770043
>>18770066
What's the problem with a girl liking black guys? Some guys enjoy black girls and there is nothing wrong with that.

>>18770146
>>18770158
Stop! My boner can only get so hard.

Remember not to give people posting obvious bait the attention they want.

>>18770208
Would you want her to pick up the pace and lick up your tears while whispering "scream for me you little slut~" in your ear?

>>18770155
Fuck off

Reminder to give lonely monstergirls a lot of attention they want.

>>18770222
Eat shit, faggot. Go back to TFT or wherever else you came from.

>>18770155
Always glad to see more roulette.

If your monstergirl wife asked you to cum into her coffee every morning would you do it?

>>18770225
All my love for moderately lonely girls that haven't gone full mojo.

>>18770214
But what if I'm hungry?

>>18770219
Holy fuck, yes.

>>18770222
It must be very difficult going through life with a vocabulary of only two words.

>>18770250
Absolutely, why would I deny my waifu her favourite food?

>>18770257
Go make yourself a sandwich, bait's not filling.

>>18770269
But it's so delicious!

>>18770250
Sure, but she'd have to milk me herself. Maybe while I'm milking her.

>>18770265
At this point I feel like its one of those thread things I've come to ignore like slowpoke and the overlord maids

>>18770262
If you think that's good just imagine the post-sex cuddling where she strokes your hair and nuzzles your cheek with hers after raping you so much that you can barely move.

>>18770250
Do I have to do it myself or is she giving me a hand job?
Regardless, yes. She needs her special coffee to stay productive.

>>18770279
I hope I get one one day. Not as easy one like posting Futa or furries but just for posting something I genuinely like.

>>18770282
>Do I have to do it myself or is she giving me a hand job?
It varies from day to day. Some days she might just say fuck it and skip the coffee.

>>18770283
>Houri returns to heaven to get her virgins.
>Eros explains that 72 virgins wouldn't mesh with their faith.
>Instead she gets one virgin buffed up by Eros' blessing so he has the sexual power of 72 men.
>Houri is ahegaoing within one hour with nine to go.

>YWN have a small lamia as a pet

>>18770279
How long has slowpoke been going?

>>18770155
Are these always so tame? I would have expected some real madness and fun insanity shenanigans, but this just read like a mild normal hentai.

>>18770307
years and years

>>18769836
>"And do it properly, remember that pride is important for our kind."
>"Y-yeah.."
>while she's being pounded from behind with a hand pulling her tail

>>18770309
Beast doesnt really do crazy
The most out there he got was that one scene with the hellhounds breaking a woman.

>>18770323
Which writefag would do crazy well?

>>18770307
>>18770319
His last post was over two weeks ago. Perhaps the mods finally did their jobs for once.

>>18770299
>Some days she might just say fuck it and skip the coffee.

I bet there would be a lot of deepthroating going on due to her not needing to breath.

>>18770307
It's stood the test of time compared to
>omukadedoc
>Mimic chan
>A handful of different paladin pictures
>Robot devil
>Hungergames guy
>That weird period of time Beast was the "happy london morning" guy
>MGK

>>18770351
Don't forget thread recap guy

>>18770340
>Tsun Lich Ojou with a fat ass
I hope the anon who rolled her is happy with his girl.

This reminds me, are there any other countries' MGE fags? Like do Germans or French have MGE groups with their own MGE pics? I bet Koreans and Chinese have their own exclusive MGE pics

>>18770340
You bet, don't forget testicle massages so she gets as much of husband's semen as possible.

>>18770351
>omukadedoc

>>18769993
Once you go black you'll never want to go back.

>>18770309
In all honesty this is up there with the Wurm as one of the ones I'm a little disappointed with
I found out after reading it that I didn't really capture the spirit of wonderland (The Mad hatter wasn't that mad, if anything she's a sexy kind of indifferent) but I posted it anyway.

I guess I stick to more mundane monsters, the writing tends to flow better and I'm not trying to force the major traits

Thanks for reading regardless

>>18770330
Harblador, RIP.

>>18770366
>vodka-speak
Speak AMERICAN you fucking bitch

>>18770396
Suck my dick

>>18770366
And a cyka blyat to you too, little lady.

>>18770384
You also don't write smut as it is, so writing about Wonderland was a bad choice on your part.

>>18770401
You first.

>>18768239
Sahuagin

>>18770366
>Tfw there are probably dozens if not hundreds of MGE pics that completely unknown to us

>>18770414
No U!

Name a better team than a Kunoichi and Ochimusha.

>>18770426
Dumb boozehound.

>>18770410
Smut is weird for me, I can picture all kids of lewd scenes and ideas but can't write them for shit.
I'm better with fight scenes, though I have to flesh them out a bit more.

>>18770430

>>18770430
Lizardman and salamander
Kobold and werewolf
Pharaoh and Ice queen

>>18770366
Germans are busy with furry, for French MGE isn't degenerate enough, and nobody knows what's behind the Chinese firewall. That's all probably for the best though considering how MGE's introduction to America didn't work out well.

>>18770351
Robot devil comes back around every now and then.
I want MGK to come back, he was fun.

>>18770455
>Pharaoh and Ice queen
Buh wuh?

https://www.literotica.com/s/maritime-logbook-on-the-hms-kraken
Which one would you choose?

>>18770463
Robot devil is fine by me.
Interesting choices and discussions are had and he doesn’t overstay his welcome by making a post every damn thread unto eternity.

>>18770436
Don't destroy your liver kids.

>>18770472
Good thing MAMONO MANA protects you from that.

>>18770155
>Tea party with mad hatter
>Barry mentions getting hot under the collar, but no one mentions the wonderland food, or Claire's nature as a matango
Barry was fucked the moment he ate that first muffin. "demon realm london" is coming along nicely it seems.

>>18770441
Why do White Horns make the best babysitter/nanny/mother?

>>18770459
>MGE's introduction to America didn't work out well.
How so?

>>18770467
Think about it.
The fiery personalty of the pharaoh and her complete opposite in the form of the ice queen
Both becoming splendid women with the others help.

>>18770482
What if wonderland already had a minor influence in London?
creepy weird shit is the norm in wonderland so what if it spread out so london happily accepts creepy weird shit?
Yes I do know this is just a version of the long thread canonned "Something in the water" theory.

Rocketo PUUUNCH!!

>>18770366
being a slavspeaker my native language kills my boner fast

>>18770469
Kraken or crab, please.

>>18770519
Seems to me that at short range you’d want a hydraulics-based punch.

Did everyone forget about her already?

>>18770552
Literally who?

>>18770518
Hopefully the Ice Queen punishes the Pharaoh if she uses her God Voice for dumb reasons on Anon.

>>18770366
I'm actually surprised there's not more korean MGE artists. I know the situation with porn is bleak there but it doesn't stop them drawing other source materials.

>>18770552
I could never forget titania!

>>18770552
Papillon is a very cute woman.

>>18770552
>people hated on greenworm
>got excited for the butterfly
>after she gets released greenworm is more talked about
Justice for the little bug.

>>18770552
Moths are still better.