/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Maids are olev!
Olev!

>>18806454
>:11

>>18806451
What's the source of this image?

>>18806451
>𝅘𝅥𝅮
Nani the fuck?

>>18806471
http://www.dlsite.com/ecchi-eng/work/=/product_id/RE180894.html

>>18806471
Monster Girl’s Bizzare Adventure

>>18806477
if only

Monstergirls are alright I guess. I'd politely turn one down and go on with my day without screaming or calling the police.

Octobutt.

>>18806480
Is the monster girl the stand or do the girls get stands? That would also instantly make Cupid’s that much more powerful.

>>18806496
What do you find nice about monstergirls?

>>18806496
As long as you’re not a jerk, that’s all we ask.

>>18806496
>thinking you have a choice in the matter
That's cute kid.

>>18806496
amusing

>>18806480
That would explain the heart symbols plastered everywhere in both series.

>>18806496

I do not have an image more smug than this.

Sweaty sticky centaur tomboy sex!

>>18806465
Remove Shog.

>>18806548
only those who can't compete demand the competition be removed

>>18806462
>fake horsepussy

>>18806476
game SUCKS i go to BED
No seriously. The gameplay is as bare bones as an anorexic skeleton, the pixel work is mediocre to off-model, and the dialogue is your bog-standard cookie-cutter hentai schlock that might have been funny the first several dozen times but by now is just nose-exhalingly predictable and depressing. Unless you can find a torrent of the English version, don't bother. Worst 12 bucks I've spent in a while.

"Dont ever dare to doubt the fact that I love you or think that you dont deserve my love."

I want to try to teach a bunch of little Familiars that they just can't have candy or ice cream or cookies for every single meal!

>>18806584
You post this every single day.

Bakunyeti

Quail harpies with beautiful pompadours!

>>18806604
I got challenged to do it for 5 threads. Just one more to go.

>>18806618

>>18806636
Well, I for one have no issue with it. So long as it’s a different line everyday, it’s alright in my book. And it’s not like we’ve been hitting the image limit lately anyways, so it’s definitely not a wasted pic.

So, for those anons that have multi-maid households, would only one do the cooking or would they all swap off?

I know it would be a battle between my kiki knowing how much I love stews and the Nuero with my love of steamed rice.

>>18806517
I wonder how a ushi would react to someone actually wanting to have sex with her and not just running and screaming at the sight of her.

>>18806683

>>18806675
caged battles decide the cook of the evening

>>18806689
You must have a bunch of muscle maids.
That or assassin Kiki and jinko merc are going to have a showdown to see who is the greatest chef (of the evening)

>>18806548
>watermelon

Someone's been reading Monty Python's Fairy Tales.

>>18806689
Training necessitates that they spend less time improving their cooking, so all you’ve done is guarantee that the worst chef cooks.

>>18806675
It's an iron chef scenario every night.

>>18806675
Each maid should specialize, but wouldn't be strictly constrained to a certain duty.

IE the cooking maid would do most of the cooking but if the bullet reloading maid wanted to cook dinner for a change,she would be allowed.

>>18806687
Ghost butt.

>An abandoned baby is found by a Shoggoth
>Hijinks ensue
>After attending his first day of school, it's recommended that the boy be home schooled because he spoke in his mother's native tongue and caused 3 students and a teacher to have a stroke

>>18806451
Shit OP.

>>18806711
Sounds expensive.

>>18806720
Bullet reloading maid?

Sometimes a vengeful curse is just love waiting to happen, you guys.

>>18806711
I love this idea. What countries are represented with which girls?

>TFW no oni childhood friend

>>18806743
worst girl, bad show

>>18806743
I hate crybabies

>>18806687
What is the significance of that triangle hat?

Im sorry! I didn't knew this mountain was your territory! Please let me go!

>>18806730

Just as according to Shog-mom's keikaku.

>>18806753
>filename

>>18806752

Used to be a burial thing. Burial fads in Japan came and went. The triangular headband thing was a popular thing to do during the Heian period.

Which I guess would mean she died sometime around then.

How do you feel about monstergirl amputees anon?

>>18806769

They're also kinda cute.

>>18806667
That bully Ice Queen needs to stop knocking her snowmen over

>>18806775
>Pouting automaton on couch with a 'In for Repair' sign on without her limbs

>>18806775
Shit-tier.

>>18806775

>>18806746
ok kid

>>18806559
The fuck did you say to me you little bitch?

>>18806775
I know mamonobama is the handwave that cures everything, but I'd want to show a battleworn and scarred monstergirl who's lost an arm or a leg that she can still be loved. That or an automaton whose legs I can detach just to mess with her.

>>18806803
>getting upset that people don't like your seasonal wife
state of you

>>18806735
While all maids have a specialty, certain duties would be regulated universally among all maids.
One such duty would be home defense, and all maids would have to be battle ready.

However one singular maid would be tasked with bullet loading and armory maintenance and serve as the head commando maid in case of emergency. She would provide bullets and maintain the weapons of all other maids. Maids are expected to be self sufficient, so they would have to make their own bullets just as they would have to be able to sew their own clothes.

There would just be a tailor maid that takes care of maid outfit maintenance for the other maids. There would be all sorts of maid specialties that would help keep a manor in tip top shape, such as a carpentry maid, or a gardening maid, or a sys admin maid who would run the manor server and maintain/backup all of my videos and pictures.

>>18806806
I like rectangle eyes better.

>>18806808
ok kid

>tfw no Troll onee-san childhood friend
Just end me

>>18806702
Actually, it’s a reference to an old pastebin story.

Personally, I think that Kiki should have just come out with it and said it. It would’ve saved both of them a lot of trouble.

>>18806811
You don't need to avatarfag with off topic images.
In fact, it's better if you don't.

>>18806462
A glorious rear every time. I want to draw legs like that.

>>18806675
The Kiki is the chef because she's most in custom with human meals. She makes traditional meals, and goes insane if the other maids mess with her kitchen.
The only other maid who cooks is the head maid Shoggoth, who cooks special Shog meals.

>>18806820
>tfw no onee-san harem.

Not all elves are lewd, some just want to go on adventures in peace.

>>18806775
I love the aesthetic and the kinky BDSM applications of quad-amp girls anon, but I absolutely hate the permanence. Permanent single limb loss is one of the absolute worst things I can imagine, let alone all four and I could never deal with the emotional toll of dealing with or caring for a girl like that unless she's got phantom limbs or robit limbs or something like that.

Now, temporary quad-amp play like with mini pocket dimensionsor something similar, that is something I would absolutely be up for with my waifu and/or dauhgteru.

>>18806315
Could MGG even handle a Baphomet story where it's hard lolidom

>>18806767
W-Why do i need to know this?

>>18806835
It's not going to stop me from being lewd with them.

>>18806832
Uh huh, and what are those special shogg meals?

>>18806803
I'm glad other people are picking up on saying this, it's the best shitpost deterrent.

>>18806827
fuck off if you don't think i can discuss maid anywhere on /jp/

Run! The city is about to be occupied by the Red Army from the Soviet Mamono Realms! Evacuate the city right now or you will be captured!

>>18806753
>The first tail pumps you intensely you'll cum in less than 30 seconds even without her venom
>The second keeps you on edge for hours and you can't pull it off

Which tail would you choose?

>>18806775
Great for bullying Living Dolls and Automatons with. Ambivalent otherwise as magic and/or technology would solve everything.

>>18806849
It really is.

>>18806855
Fuck off.

>>18806845
It'd probably encourage me. Accidental reverse psychology. I'd probably get my ass kicked because she's used to it though.

>>18806855
Oh boy another image to be posted every single thread.

>>18806811
Why is anime allowed on the Internet Movie Firearm Database, but not western animation?

>>18806857
The first one, the second sounds more like orgasm denial torture.

>>18806836
Oh, KDF.
Where are those commission at, lad?

>>18806857
I lean towards the second, only I don't know what the finishing condition is.

>>18806784
I doubt she's the bully. Some Ice Queens create Glacies because they want friends.

>>18806836
>>18806879
Stop.

>>18806854
This is the monster girl thread, not the "whatever this anon wants it to be" thread.
If you want to talk about monster girl maids, that's one thing, but you're not.

>>18806720
>>18806811
You have to go back.

>>18806883
Probably when you're in tears and begging her to cum.

>>18806879
You mean ones with temporary quad-amp play? Maybe sooner than you think as I've been thinking about it more often than usual lately. Otherwise, I've got a couple in the works that' I'm on waiting lists for.

I want my loli Night Gaunt wife to sit on my face wile giving me a hand job with her slimy mucus.

>>18806836
Wait so is this why you like bitchsuits so much?

>>18806877
>the second sounds more like orgasm denial torture.
Or just good old tantric sex; it's really a matter of aggression. I suppose with a manticore it is likely to just be OD though.

>>18806871
Some animation shows and movies (I just looked up Archer and Waltz with Bashir) are on there, you just have to search for them specifically. Maybe the admin is a huge weeb who needs a sweet monster waifu.

Plus, there's not many western animation shows and movies that have real, identifiable guns, probably due to the "animation is for kids" stigma.

>>18806848
Things like blackberry pastries, and grape jam, and purple tonic. Just the usual Shog menu.

>>18806913
Seems like I've been found out.

>>18806922
Well I can't say that doesn't make sense.

>>18806922
It's not like you attention whore as hard as possible at every given chance.

>>18806836

>>18806920
Those are nice, I'd love a girl that could make a mean cherry pie

>>18806901
So then the finishing condition for the first is probably when you're in tears begging her not to cum anymore. Or maybe just passed out. Eh, I'll still go with the second. Maybe if I'm good she'll be nice about it.

>>18806844
Educational purposes.

>>18806933
Even though I love Shog food, pumpkin pie is my weak point. I would live in an Undead demon realm so I could enjoy it year round.

>>18806930
KDF is hardly the biggest of our problems right now.

>>18806931
Fuck off.

>Have a one night stand with a Succubus
>She ends up pregnant
>She tells all of her friends about the guy who knocked her up in one go
>Rumors spread
>You end up with a small harem of older, baby crazy monster girls who are convinced that you'll be able to get them pregnant fast
>They were right
>It just spurs them on to have more and more of your children

>>18806931
DON'T fuck off.

>>18806972
He can still fuck off to discord and stop turning this thread into a circlejerk though

>>18806931

Yeah, this is adorable, fuck in if anything.

>>18806984
Don't send him there, we don't want him either.

>>18806972
That's right, he's part of them.

>>18806998
You completely deserve it you turbofaggot.

>>18806998
Discord deserves all the shit it gets. It can't even act as effective containment either.

>>18806984
Discord isn't nearly as comfy as here anon, I'll have it open to look at art and stuff but otherwise I don't quite care for it.

>>18806998
Ouch anon.

>>18806844
It’s a trap. By reading it you are now marked by the Manticores.

>>18807018
You're the worst waifufag here, now take a hint and leave.

>>18806998
KDF isn't nearly as bad as 3/4 of the shitters I see on discord, have some self awareness for fucks sake.

>>18807026
I just started playing this, but the Castanic are far more attractive. I can't take the Elin seriously.

>>18807038
>I just started playing this
Didn't Tera die like 4 years ago?

>>18807032
How rude.

>>18807026
Face on the right reminds me of Asanagi for some reason.

>>18806998
>we
Please don't speak for everyone. There's two people I'd trade for KDF.

You know monster Hunter gets posted a lot in these threads but i think a kunoichi would look amazing in the games odogaron armor.
https://imgur.com/a/XTehz

>>18807076
Nah, that's something you get an Ochi in.

>>18807047
Rerelease on the ol' Xbone.

Yuri?

>>18807097
No.

>>18807092
Aah. Rereleased like it was when it came out, or like it is now?

>>18807097
I like girl on girl but that cute/moe yuri purest love crap is garbage.

>>18807097
the only time their lips should touch is when my penis is between them or one of them has my cum in her mouth and wants to share the taste

>>18807105
No idea, but damn they play the monstergirl sex appeal fast and loose.

>>18807074
KDF doesn't even belong here though, lolis are banned,

>>18807121
>Lolis
>Banned
>/mgt/

You came to the wrong thread oniichan

>>18807121
>lolis are banned,
I wish

ALL HAIL THE PHARAOH!

>>18807121
Given the current state of the thread I can't tell if this is a falseflag or if you're really this retarded.

>>18807097
>>18807121
Go back to tumblr

>>18807124
>>18807127
>>18807132
I meant in discord, idiots.

>>18807137
My bad. You're still a retard though.

>>18807137
Then type There, not here.

>>18807115
>one of them has my cum in her mouth and wants to share the taste
hot

>>18807129
Do Pharaohs like to du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-duel!?

>>18807154
No anon, that's racist.

>>18807121
KDF/Quicksilver's bisexual toddlercon-diaperfag ass can fuck right off. Loli's are free to stay though.

>>18807121
>>18807137
It's still possible to talk about it in discord servers, just not posting explicit pictures.

>>18807157
Lolidusa a cute.

>>18807097
Don't use good girls to shitpost

>>18807156
What about walking like an Egyptian?

Why do people hate KDF? He has awesome fanart and wasn't he also the one that did that Hellhound Daughterus story?

>>18807157
You forgot former ponyfag anon.

>>18807169
I neither hate or like him.

>>18807169
I personally wouldn't say I hate him but I'm not a huge fan of latex or bitchsuits.

>>18807168
Definitely racist.

>>18807169
I honestly don't care, the only people that seem to talk about him are the vocal minority. I dug a few of his stories when he was Quicksilver and he seems like a cool guy outside of his fetishes.

>>18807169
Yes he was.

>>18807173
>former

>>18807173
That too.
>former
I doubt that.

Its all fun and games for a pharoah until a rival ruler of the land comes back and a civil war ensues.

>>18807169
He's a degenerate attention whore.

>>18807169
I personally love lolis and latex. My waifu is a loli Night Gaunt but the whole toddler daughter fucking is gross.

>>18807169
He likes

>Diapers
>Fucking babies
>Deepthroating dildos
>Jerking off in gimpsuits
>My Little Pony

The reason why I even know this much about another poster in this thread is because he uses every possible chance to use the thread to talk about himself and other faggots encourage him to do it. He can go blog somewhere else.

>>18807097
Yes, they are Lillies.

Too many people jump to the worst definition.

I wouldn't even know who KDF was if it wasn't for this thread. They only give him free publicity.

>>18807169
He's okay. He used to attention whore a little back when he first became KDF but he mellowed out and now the problem is people calling him out by name just because he talked about kobolds when waifu talk comes up.

>>18807169
I've gotten used to ignoring him. As long as he keeps things thread appropriate and not shitposty I don't care what he does.

>>18807124
>tfw no “You Reposted in the Wrong Monster Girl Encyclopedia”

>>18807206
>>18807212
Who cares if he likes that as long as he doesn't pushes his likes into the thread?

>>18807216
>I wouldn't even know who KDF was if it wasn't for this thread.
KDF was created here dummy.

Let's not forget the incredibly autistic anon or anons who love bringing KDF's objectionable fetish content to trigger both him and us. In comparison to them KDF barely mentions stuff like that, ever.

Por favor, deja de hablar de personas estúpidas.

>>18807238
>In comparison to them KDF barely mentions stuff like that, ever.
Aside from going on long winded posts where he describes his shit taste in detail.

>>18807238
This. Nobody could have predicted how people would latch on to him so obsessively.

>>18807239
No quiero.

>>18807229
Fuck off newfag.

>>18806825
https://pastebin.com/14e6FYWA

For those who are curious about it

>>18807239
Ushis would make great drug mules.

>>18807074
Chowder and Bollocks in a heartbeat

>We are now accepting donations

>>18807263
Ace and Psychofox are good candidates too.

Are we being raided or something?

>>18807284
This is just another KDF shitstorm, don't worry about it.

>>18807268
Would donate daily.

>Move along, move along.
>Nothing to post about here.
>Go about your normal daily routine and discussions

>>18807290
>KDF
Who or what?

>>18807284
See >>18807290, these were all too common when he was at his spammiest.
The best one was when he revealed he was also Quicksilver.

>>18807238
Indeed. People in this thread lach obsessively to stuff so much its a wonder they haven't used tha obsession to build a device to MGE world. Like that shitpost by the anti-Salamander fag and then everyone here becoming paranoid and samefagging all shitposts as belonging to that guy and kept bringing him up.

>>18807311
Read nigga! Read!

If you think KDF is bad, thank God you never met Father Grigory.

>>18807238
Oh yes. There's no way KDF would be as controversial without those fucking faggots.

>>18807268
Don't donate to the Church of the Fallen God! They already get serious tax breaks because they're the main form of worship in monster lands! Donate to a different church like the Church of Bacchus or Eros!
I'd say donate to the Church of Ares, but can you really call one Amazon living in a barrel Diogenes-style a "Church"?

https://i.imgur.com/OLZpg8u.png
https://i.imgur.com/niQUvNK.png

Second sweetbream commission has been finished, came out pretty fuckin' adorable.

>>18807251
Read this 3 years ago. Awesome

>>18807239
Ushi onis, hakutacos and nachos.

Remember this. It could save your life one day.

>>18807238
If I'd known that posting the KDF things I found wouldn't get him chased out of here instantly I never would have in the first place.

>>18807350
What happens if I don't run?

>>18807350
Dont know who or what is that

>>18807346
Cow mouse cute mouse

>>18807346
Adorable indeed anon, It's always nice to see more of your mice.

>>18807346
You have good taste in artists.

>>18807344
But anon, I want a warrior waifu. So Ares is the only choice.

>>18807357
Fuck you for doing that anon, I hope that hubris tastes really nice.

>>18807350
>run
But that would just tire me out. Why wouldn't I just pat her head and accept the incoming rape?

>>18807350
I'm not afraid to bop a shark. I've done it before and I'd do it again.

>>18807346
And then there's this faggot.

>>18807369
Then you're going to need to help the Cult of Ares get a proper temple set up.
Do that, and maybe Ares will even reward you by making your the consort of one of her daughters.

>>18807357
Definitely kill your self my man.

>>18807359
>jaws theme

>>18807377
Eat shit, Quicksilver.

>>18807386
What?

>>18807344
False rumors

>>18807386
Out of all the posters on this thread I doubt KDF would be one to give another daughter dicker shit.

>>18807386
That's not me anon, you stop that.

Man this thread sure is angry today, maybe it was a good thing it got nuked off of /a/.

18807386
This has to be bait.

>>18807386
Wat?

>>18807129
No.

18807407
I wonder how many of those angry posts this guy is sockpuppeting as.

>>18807357
Hey, at least you can rest easy knowing you've caused half the shit posting in this thread for the last year or so.

>>18807346
How do you keep pulling off this black magic? You always go for super lewd coms yet they come out so cute.

>>18807380
I need to know how her daughters look like. I like abs and muscles.

>>18807421
>>18807407
Not the same guy silly.

>>18807372
Because you can flip her on her back and not accept the incoming rape.

>>18807402
Nah, the Fallen God gets blatant favoritism despite numerous better religions existing.

I have an addiction. An addiction to smug.

>>18807407
>My post got deleted.
Meido stahp.

>>18807441
Pick your poison.

>>18807430
I'd like to imagine Ares' daughters look like Amazons at peak performance without being grotesquely muscular. Perfect abs and muscles, and godly strength enough to crush armies singlehandedly all in a body that's still feminine.
don't think for a second you're going to wear the pants in the relationship unless you come out on top during that day's naked oil wrestling match.

>>18807427
Trust me anon, some lewd commissions are incoming. 8owties and the second and third set of maidfrills pics are going to be pretty lewd hopefully, if they come out anything like the first one did. Hopefully a lot of commissions will be coming in soon cause I've got like fuckin 7~Can't remember exact number of pics in the works but all of the artists are the kind of artists that'll take your payment up front and then go silent for 2 weeks before shitting out golden nuggets.

>>18807453
Cheshire, its comes in the cuddlecat flavor.

>>18807454
Will they princess carry me around?

>>18807453
Always mofu. I want to find out if brushing her makes the smug goes away or makes it greater.

I'm gonna hug my kiki from behind and whisper "I'm hiring a second maid."

>>18807455
Where the hell do you waifufags get all this money? Is there secretly a waifufag drug cartel or something?

>>18807486
miiafag starves himself iirc.

>>18807471
So would you want a cuddlecat Cheshire to sit on your lap while milking you dry with her thighs?

>>18807477
Yes. To a daughter of Ares you're a precious, fragile thing that needs to be protected at all times. She'll let you walk around after the first day of being your wife, but if you so much as stub your toe it's back into her protective embrace.
Also, expect to be princess carried to her bedchambers for breeding almost every night. Don't worry about your pelvis, you have godly protection in her bedroom so she can be rougher than a normal human could handle.

>>18807169
>He has awesome fanart

>>18807486
I have a comfy job and don't pay rent, and waifu/daughteru commissions and other assorted sex toys are the only things I spend my extra money on.

>>18807504
I'd rather she milk me with her fat rear when she's in my lap watching hockey but yes, I want a cuddlecat.

The cuddlier the better

>>18807486
Naw, some of these things I put in payments for a montho ago. Also part of it is that for me, commissioning IS my hobby. Aside from that, i have few interests and my living situation is hella cheap. Helps that I can effectively ignore 5/6ths of any videogame releases too, cause i have autisticly specific interests in vidya.

>>18807455
Great to hear, I'm always happy to see people get the cute art they were after.
>>18807486
Think about all the money normalfags spend going out for drinks, going to spots games and watching capeshit movies. Now imagine that funnelled into waifus.
It's even easier if you don't play much vidya or pirate stuff too.

>>18807511
Would you want her to smugly smirk at you while bending over and shaking her enormous ass at you with her tail forming a heart around her dripping tight cunt?
If a Cheshire wants you to ravage her, are you even allowed to say no?

>>18807445
No.

>>18807508
Some if it is awful, but some is quite good. At least imo.

>>18807511
>spoiler
What team would she root for? Your favorite? Or their rivals just to mess with you?

>>18807508
I mean, he does.

>>18807479
It all depends on how you brush her. Gentle brushing only makes her more smug and a tad sleepy.

>tfw no devout Hathorite adopted momster whose body is only made milfy-er and milky-er by Hathor's blessing
>she will never take you to church every week for the fertility rites

>>18807522
You know it.
Maybe even her giving that thick thing a grope and a moan while she waits.
You can but it only drives her harder.

>>18807532
Depends, although if she's a Blackhawks fan we have issues.
In reality though, I've no real favorites as my team isn't in the playoffs this year.

>>18807169
Why do people hate ace? He has awesome fanart and wasn't he the one that did that wizardquest story?

>>18807545
>Fluffy fox smirking into my shoulder until she falls asleep while I brush her
I need it. And then I'm going to wake her up by tickling her ear hair!

>>18807550
How long before a clueless newbie actually asks KC about Hathor?

>>18807504
>To a daughter of Ares you're a precious, fragile thing that needs to be protected at all times.
Did one of them monsterized herself as a Hellhound or something?

>>18807504
A daughter of Ares sounds like the kind of girl who would climax instantly if her husband landed a strong, solid punch square in her face during sparring matches.

>>18807526
But its a blatant abuse of power to delete a post just because you don't like it.

>>18807550
>"Ara Ara~ Anon say hello to Sister Anne, she'll be the one guiding you through the rites."
>"Now don't worry dear, Hathor brought the two of you together at yesterday's mass for a reason. She wouldn't pair you together if she didn't know what she was doing, you'll be fine~"
>"And Sister Anne? Don't worry. It may not seem like it, but I'm sure you'll be able to take anon's cock~ His girth is a blessing from Hathor and the Priestesses tell me it's a great honor that Hathor chose you to be his first wife. Just don't get greedy. I'm entitled impregnation from that fat fucking cock too you know."

>>18807570

>>18807568
I would love to see this happen, especially so I can see how KC conjures up an answer.

>>18807550
I'll rather be with Hathor and drink from her tits

Your shipment has arrived.

>>18807606
this isn't my brand

>>18807570
No, she's just following her mother's teachings everywhere but the bedroom where you have her mother's protection.

>>18807577
If her husband landed a punch that actually hurt her with her godly strength and endurance she'd fall to her knees and suck his dick until he was begging her to stop on the spot.
She gets even more aroused by the sight of his naked body, tempered by her training, slathered in oil for a bit of naked wrestling.
Especially if he "accidentally" gropes her firm-yet-soft DDs.

>>18807606
hm, weird. I don't remember ordering anything.
Maybe my grandma sent it? I wonder what's inside.

New encyclopedia when?

>>18807606
Wrong place.

>>18807562
>spoiler
Please avoid sensual brushing. It makes them ahegao in pleasure,

>>18806743
her loli self is super cute,
but her older self...I dont know
isn't she kind of a
mass murderer?

>>18807606
Thanks wock, may you have a good day and good deliveries.

>>18807619
When KC finishes the next 100 profiles.

>>18807619
Next week or the one after judging by the last few profiles.

>>18807587
It says the men are regarded as frail by amazons. But nowhere is it said they are regarded as a precious thing that needs to be protected at all times. It would be cute if they did though, might even put the Amazons in my waifu list.

>>18807601
So you want to be Hathor's consort? Keep in mind that as the Goddess of Fertility she's pretty goddamn baby-crazy.
Also you drinking from her heaving tits as you grip her childbearing thighs and cum load after load up into her pussy as her fat ass smacks against your thighs is Hathor's greatest fetish.

>>18807619
Comiket 101.

>>18807557
Who’s your team?
Avs fan here.

>>18807624
Why are you typing
like a
fucking faggot?

>>18807453
I choose option 4.

>>18807637
>It says the men are regarded as frail by amazons. But nowhere is it said they are regarded as a precious thing that needs to be protected at all times.
Anon it seems logical that the second point should follow the first.

>>18807606
>Human dildos.

>>18807619
He only has 10/100 entries so far.

>>18807645

Wings
Going to be a while as we rebuild.

>>18807658
Needy vampires > smug vampires

>>18806958
as a bara male i would love to have a wife who would let me enjoy her ahroma after a gym session. Just have her sit on my lap and we can whiff all day.

>>18807692

>>18807641
>spoiler
I hope mom isn't against me proposing to the Goddess she worship

Can manticores orgasm from their tails?
You could probably stuff a bunch of vibrators in their and tie it closed.

>>18807712
>as a bara male

>>18807723
If anything, being pole sisters with the Goddess would enhance her standing.

>>18807743
>If “I want to live together with my wife as a guy!” wins over the wish to Alp, then they won't turn into one.

>>18807544
Then what’s that shit attached to your post?

>>18807752
If he describes himself as a dude that's into a genre of dudes fucking other dudes I think he might be losing that internal battle

Given how shitposting happy this thread is, I can't cease to be amazed about how well received Alps are here.

>>18807780
>alps
>well received

>>18807780
not into that kind of stuff, but I'm into far more depraved things, so can't really judge.

Is there a better place for a chance encounter that half-accidentally turns into an unlikely date than the Generic Japanese Evening Festival, doubly so with monstergirls when not many things are socially unacceptable?
>highschool boy meets his gentle-natured homeroom teacher he already has a crush on
>young man runs into a loli that he randomly and briefly met once before, and neither thought they'd ever meet again or even know eachother's names

>>18807780
Fuck off faggot.

>>18807821
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qn977W9HjWM

Looks like someone is really butthurt now. Nobody will still care about your attempts to shit up the thread and hopefully you'll get a nice long ban for spamming that garbage.

Touching on earlier, I now want a big, fat cuddlecat in nothing but a jersey and her panties.

>>18807899
I want a minotaur in nothing but a GNR Appetite for destruction t shirt and jeans that are 2 sizes to big

>>18807887
Now the real question lies in how long it'll take for the spam to get deleted.

>>18807905
Does she have a beer in hand?

>>18807914
Old Milwaukee

>>18807919
As expected.
Now the real question is if she's got anything on underneath and if she's got average tits or cannons

>>18807922
>if she's got anything on underneath
no, and K cups or bigger

>>18807929
Good.
Be sure to sneak a grope, she'll probably be doing the same.

Do you call a werecat dominatrix meowstress?

>>18807931
I want her to take me to a trailer in rural oklahoma and overpower me on the couch!

>>18807952
You mean Northern Occupied Texas?

>>18807950
>Angry Nyan Noises

>>18807952
Hopefully its a nice looking one.
She does more than just drink beer right?
Gonna get a gut if that's all she does.

Tomboy Hellhound childhood friend!

>>18807962
Oklahoma is greatest ally and dont you forget that
>>18807965
Obviously she keeps it nice and does more than drink all day, shes a tomboy not a pig

You came to the wrong neighborhood motherfucker.

>>18807973
Should hope so, some of those P'Orcs and B'Orcs get pretty meaty.

Do monstergirls consider their husband's body as their property? I kinda remember this was the justification of old about why "marital rape" was not considered to be "rape" because the husband "is just using his property", I wonder if the same rationaly would apply to MGs.

300+ posts in and no mention of sandworms. The hell is wrong with you fags?

>>18807984
*right neighborhood

>>18808010
http://mgewiki.com/w/Monster_Girl_Encyclopedia_World_Guide_I:_Fallen_Maidens#View_of_Humans

How upset would you be if a super old Demon put on a youthful disguise to trick you into a hardcore, no loopholes, strongest ownership "marriage" contract that not even a jewish lawyer could find a way out of?

>>18807966
>you’ll never take your tomboy childhood friend Hellhound out for “walkies”
Where’s that greentext when you need it?

>>18808010
Some but not all. Demon comes to mind immediately as one that does because the contract you sign makes you their personal property.

>>18808024
I'm not into voreshit

>>18808024
>vore
>>>/d/

>>18808024
Sandworms are old news. Greenworms on the other hand is where it’s at.

>>18808024
Vorefags soured them.

>>18807966
>>18808043
>your tomboy childhood friend Hellhound will never take you out for walkies

>>18807984
No, I think I'm exactly where I want to be.

>>18808057
lol

>>18808043
>Where’s that greentext when you need it?
Which one? The one where the Hellhound is turned from an ultra rape machine into a sub bitch? Oh wait that’s all of them.

>>18808051
>>18808060
Sandworm =\= vore. Sandworm = fucking you in a room under her control. There's no danger involved.

>>18808051
>>18808056
>Sandworms
>Vore
wat...
>>18808057
Greenworms are shit. They don't even have hands to jerk you off, and you can't fuck them doggystyle

>>18808057
What if...Green Sandworms?

>>18808024
No major reason to.

>>18808073
>fucking you in a room under her control.

A room described as fleshy walls inside of a monster's mouth dripping with digestive fluid. That there is no ""danger"" involved does not fucking matter.

>>18808073
its still too weird for my taste, feels like a silent hill monster if you genderflipped daddy abstract.

>>18808086
If there's no danger then why give a shit?

>>18806884
>young Ice Queen in training
>uses her ice powers to make Glacies sculptures to have tea parties with

>>18808078
>He doesn't want to waifu a living mining drill

>>18808094
I meant I hadn't a real prompt to post 'em.
They're good girls.

>>18808073
>fucking you in a room under her control.
a non organic version of this could be interesting.

>>18808103
Phantoms, kinda?

>>18808103
That would be Shoggoths. They also don't have any of the vore stigma attached to them.

>>18808092
Do you wanna build a snowman?

>>18808106
I was thinking more of like a pocket mofu dimension

>>18808116
can we make him our best friend?

>>18808115
He said NON-organic.

>>18808076

>>18808122
Shoggoths seem to be capable of making non-organic objects like metal out of themselves just fine.

>>18808125
Good thing you can just find a grown, single Papillon and never deal with the green lump.
That’s how you get a voluptuous one anyway.

>>18808125
Cute bug, would give a potato

>>18808131
thats pretty metal

>>18808131
Miss Shoggoth
I love you
Please be my maid
Please make me mad for you!

>>18808131
It only appears to be non-organic. It’s just as much a part of them as any other.
That’s why they feel everything you do with said objects.

>>18808133
>That’s how you get a voluptuous one anyway.
One of two ways. Boning a normal greenworm also gets you a big titty butterfly if that's what you're into.

>>18808043
I don't have that but I do have this.

>>18808125
Ehhh, I'm still not convinced. Just not a fan of the insect abdomen or wings. I feel they'd get in the way a lot of the time.

>>18808090
Fuck off back to VH or MGQ.

>>18808043
Here
https://pastebin.com/y3eHa3ch

>>18808157

>>18808157
>I feel they'd get in the way a lot of the time.
A sacrifice I'm willing to make.

>>18808125
Never really understood this MG, there's equally 10/10 girls (which is all MGs really) that don't necessitate any kind of obscure metamorphosis bullshit to be with.

It's just an additional step with 0 advantages. If she ended up as an 11/10 or something then at least there's an incentive to fug the bug.

>>18808199
It does seem silly when it's been stated that any MG's body will gradually adapt to match their husband's tastes.

>>18808210
It's just KC's latest attempt to pander to the MGQ crowd.

>>18808197
To each their own. I'll stick with my sandworm waifu
>>18808150
>Boning a normal greenworm also gets you a big titty butterfly if that's what you're into
The only good part to that is the non-stop sex in her cocoon while she transforms. But why go for that when it's only temporary and you can basically get the same thing from a sandworm?

>>18808238
>non-stop sex in her cocoon
If you want that you can get "non-stop sex" from literally any MG anyway.

>>18808027

>>18808245
But in a shell of some sort? Not every MG can do that

>>18808247
God I just want to tease a Scylla by rubbing those suckers she has on her arms

>>18808262
Sandworms, Mimics, Barnacles as if, and Alraune all fit the bill to an extent.
Club Trumparts possibly, depending on how they set up their little pocket of the card dimension. That's kinda a stretch though.

>>18808238
You've gotta learn to stop questioning other people's preferences so hard. They often aren't even logical so the questions are pointless.

>>18808262

>>18808278
>Tease her arm suckers
>Suddenly your hands are stuck and your entire body is vulnerable to her tentacles and hands
I'd warn you of your folly if I didn't know you'd planned this to begin with.

>>18808199
My guess is that the Greenworm >> Papilion transformation allows for an exceptional control over how the Papilion will turn out by the husband. Although the profile should had really emphazised that and make it clear it goes beyond the usual "body suited to the husband" description. Like if you want the Papilion to be a loli, a mountain of muscle that puts Jinkos and Minotaurs to shame, a stoic Ochimusha warrior type or even retaining more bugs features like non human hands. Or at least this is how the whole kink with this girl striked me.

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, please make sure you know the differences between mothmen, papilions, and titanias.
It may become very important this summer when you run into three outside.

>>18808326
Moths are pretty easy to tell apart from the others.
Just look for the pofu.

>>18808326
Sorry, I'm a bit confused. You just said the word "wife" three times!

>>18808337
But the floof can get mistaken for clothes!
Do you know how embarrassing it would be to tell a Titania you want to huff her dust?

>>18808338
Anon no!
They’d be wives

>>18808319
Personally, I don't want that level of control.
I like such a wide variety of bodytypes and am so indecisive that I'd basically only trust my unconscious with deciding what figure she ends up with, which is the case with other MGs.

>>18808319
Would love a hugely muscled sweetie

>>18808337

>>18808337
>ditzy moth wife packs you a lunch every day with foods made from fabric
It's the thought that counts

>>18808326
But how can I when I'm busy being assaulted by Honey Bees and Hornets that keep trying to lick my ears?!

>>18808361
Just get bumble-chan.
She’s big, fluffy, and chill, although she’ll chase those other girls off if they act mean

>TFW no alraune wife

>>18808358
>silk moth spins her own clothing every morning
>but as the day goes on, her clothing seems to get skimpier and skimpier

>>18808373
I don't do well with bees, I want the snow back and those bee girls to chill out

>>18808373
Bumblebee girls are still dangerous though.
Namely because they don't really care when something is in between them and their (typically arbitrary) destination.

>>18808373
But bumble-chan will just hog my ears all to herself!

>>18808396
There's an idea I can get behind.

>>18808042
I'd be upset because I like older women, so she doesn't need a disguise, actually that'd put me off.