/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>18921864
>ghost in the op
Finally someone realizes how cute she is.

>>18921864
Lucky bastard, I spent a while trying to get my thread to go through.

It's ded. At least I can tell you guys how cute my dragon wife is though

I'm scared.
I need a lot of mofu to feel safe again.

>You'll never be in the world that's just My Hero Academia but with monstergirls.
>You'll never be molested by a Succubus with a sleeping gas quirk.
>You'll never get pinned down and raped by a yandere shapeshifting Vampire.
>You'll never give a CC terrakinetic Cheshire Cat the rough fucking she so desperately wants.
Fuck.

>>18921871
Anyday now I'm gonna wrap up my ongoing talky-talk piece of writing and move on to my next work, which I hope to be more action packed.

>>18921864
This is a ghost girl thread now.

>>18921889
Yeah? Well, is she a GHOST dragon?
Didn't think so.

I wasn't aware you could make OPs without images.

>>18921904
I don't know why I did a reply

>>18921903
What's Momo?

Trolls are cute and smelly!

>>18921906
Well I didn't post an image so she might be!

>>18921864
GHOSTS ARE CUTE! CUTE!

First image posted determines the best girl

I thought this was interesting, hope no one minds if I continue the conversation.

>>18921479
>her draining your life away during sex but restraining herself so that she doesn't kill you from it though she cannot guarantee your safety.
That's what I was describing. It seems a simple mind wipe would be more effectual. Like, you remember being with her most of the time, but shortly after sex your memory of the actual act is erased such that you don't consciously remember the events leading up to the act or the act itself outside of some safer bits or a vague remembrance of feeling really good with a high level of fear. This can be done by the waifu, through a magical item, or through some form of curse, maybe. Even for less extreme manticore style antics that could work.

>>18921915
A naive and kind Wight.

>>18921937
Careful what you wish for.

>>18921942
With a quirk that's like pooping.

>>18921903
What about listening to Brian the Sun with a monster girl Jirou?

Would sabbath lure men into vans with promise of beer, cigars, video games and gundams?

>>18921977
Gundams are lame and I can't smoke or drink. Sabbath will never get me.

>>18921952
Don't bully her!

>>18921955
As long as you don't mind snuggling a Thunderbird.

>>18921981
>>18921937
Meh

>>18921977
I don't like alcohol, or smoking, they'd probably like shitty games, and I've never really cared for Gundam though I do love the giant robot idea in general, have since Iron Giant.

>>18921981
Well I'll be damned.

>>18921984
I'm gonna bully her and her taste in tea.

I wish we had more active writers still.

>>18921984
But how can she play the guitar if she doesn't have hands?

>>18922004
Soon

>>18921977
I'd be happy with the promise of someone glad to see me after a long day at work

>>18922004
Writing is too hard.

>>18922003
You're gonna make her cry though!

>>18922006
Very dexterous talons and lots of practice.

>>18922023
Will she cry harder than she did after her loss in the sports festival?

>>18921995
>>18921982
Same. Nothing there really tempts me.

>>18922004
There was once a knight anon who was trying to find a girlfriend. He took up a cute squire and married her. They lived happily ever after.

>>18921981
We could've done much worse. I want to say trolls don't get enough love, but we've been appreciative of late.

>>18921977
>baphomet luring me into a van with vidya, manga, whisky and foreign food
I'd probably fall for her evil trap.

>>18921981
What's their appeal?

>>18921977
I just want a loli wife. Who cares about the other stuff.

>>18921977
What do Onee-sabbath use?

>>18922064
They could probably put up a sign that says "free gf" in crayon and it'd work well enough.

>>18922065
The Onee-Sabbath use game systems hooked up to TVs in specially made cars along with candy, pizza and soda.
And it's not even a trap, they just play games with the kids who then willingly go the the Onee-Sabbath's headquarters to sign up.
For adults they use stocked minibars and movies.

>>18922065
Free lap pillow and ear cleaning if you attend their black mass. The secret is that the ear leaning leads to nursing handjobs, and then there's no escape.

>>18922063
Smell fetish, thicc tits and ass, housewife material.

>>18922078
What nice ladies.
>>18922082
Well consider me signed up.

https://youtu.be/WBBbrZYIuuQ

>>18921977
They can tempt me all they want but it'll never work!

I'm already a completely shameless lolicon!

>>18922123
But for which species?
The Sabbath has more than just the big 3, after all.

>>18922139
Anything save for the few undesirables, as long as the personality and fetishes are perfect of course.

>>18922139
I want my loli Night Gaunt wife.

>>18922197
Would you and her be in the Sabbath together, Gauntfag?

>>18922139
I like most species, but I'd be lying if I said lolifoxes didn't put all the others to shame in my mind.
I just don't stand a chance against them.

https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=59925521

>Clean, clean, clean the dirty pictures away~

>>18922200
Yeah, I love the Sabbath. It's one of my favorite parts of the setting.

>>18922213
Good stuff anon. Good stuff.

>>18922208
I HATE Shoggoth!

>>18922232
Shogs are good girls, they just get a little confused sometimes. Please be kind to them.

>>18922232
Chemically hate and love are the same emotion.

>>18922213
The more you post the more I think you have great taste.

>>18922208
You realize we need to replace those now, right? I'll go get the camera and a doppelganger potion.

>>18922232
I don't like them that much either. I'm more of a kiki man.

>>18922239
I don't want to be kind to those weirdos.

>>18922240
Do you have proof of this, anon?

>>18922240
That's not how neurology works mate.

I want a new species already, provided the monkeys paw doesn't flip the bird.

>>18922263
chaos alps

>>18922139
What sort of recreational activities do Sabbathites even do at the Sabbath?

>>18922250
>>18922255
http://www.mybrain.co.uk/public/extra_article_10.php
There are differences but more similarities. Obviously I was speaking in layman's terms and I shouldn't have to mention that.
The point was you might love Shogs.

>>18922271
Sheepgon! Bless me with your gemmus.

>>18922249
I know I should work hard to be worthy of a kiki, but my heart belongs to shogs.

>>18922279
I don't.

If houris feed on love, does that mean you can have a loli houri as your adopted daughter?

>>18922278
Depends, really. Not all branches are the same.
Some are into the hardcore stuff like the Black Masses, others may be into more "cute" stuff and emphasize the older brother dynamic, and yet others may not be into the whole little sister thing at all here be lolibabaas.
Hell, I wouldn't put it past them to have some lovebirds' Eros-affiliated branch.

>>18921864
I love my invisible gf

>>18922305
>tfw that one branch of the Sabbath that's all about daughteru dicking

>>18922288
Well alright.
>>18922283
You can work hard for a Shog too. I wouldn't quit my job if a Shog showed up one day, and I might even ask her to find part time work somewhere around town. A Shogs love isn't something you need to be worthy of, but you should want to be anyway.

>>18922208
>>18922239
And once again, I'm reminded of recurring dreams of wearing one like a symbiote.

>>18922308
Sounds comfy anon.

>>18922319
Like a reverse Nightgaunt?

>>18922319
That's a natural occurrence after marrying a Shog. Eventually she'll create clothes for you that are stylish and comfortable, and they may even have a few swiss-army knife functions.

>>18922278
Concerts
Fashion exhibitions(They're really big on underwear because only little girls look good in every type.)
Magical fights where the girls aren't hurt and instead progressively have their clothing destroyed.

Teach a loli anubis kissing
Teach her what kissing her other lips means
Teach her what kissing her womb means

>>18922345
Oh it worked

>>18922331
Now I feel like a dunce for not making that symbiosis connection sooner. But yeah, exactly like that.

>>18922208
is it over?

>>18922279
Regardless, I’ve always been in the camp of “Hate is too strong of an emotion to feel for someone you don’t like”. You should just ignore what you hate and move on

>>18922351
Teach her what kissing her while kissing her womb is like. Lotus position sex with a loli anubis is what dreams are made of.

>>18922351
Anon, no! Too lewd!

>>18922366
Seeing as the images that do get posted are fucked in some way 80% of the time, I'm gonna say not yet.

>>18922280
Got my weapon, but the bitch hoards those gems

>>18922345
Never thought I'd see this.

>>18922366
No

>>18922351
Private Anubis, you ain't go no legs!

>>18922412
It's been posted every thread for like the last five threads.

>traditional monstergirl lullaby

>>18922304
What is love?

>>18922429
>cheshire starts singing you a lullaby
>devolves into memes halfway through just like on yourtube

>>18922422
I feel stupid for missing that reposted spam then.

>>18921946
I wish for an emotionless, unsociable, draph with a huge chest and attitude!

>>18922429
https://youtu.be/XmKJOdRf_3s

>>18922422
>five
>>/jp/image/JCQP6U8XUoLjKORH67ew-Q

>>18922351
I will teach her
How to cook the books.

>>18922444
That's not counting the other version

>>18922386
Nothing too lewd about stomach bulging a lolinubis between her exclamation points and fruitlessly coming into her young womb.

>>18922345
>"horn" blower
heh

>>18922366
At long last, no king rules forever my son

>>18922004
I'm close to finishing something but it's for a writing contest on a certain other site. I get the feeling that other multi-site writefags doing the same thing will be posting their finished entries here soon.

>>18922004
I was going to write something but then the sun told me not to.

>>18922351
I'm not to be trusted with an anubis attendant.

How close is the magitech in mge to creating a scarcity free society?

>>18922520
Danukis will never let that happen

>>18922278
Badminton

>>18922520
Pretty much all of their trade revolves around exchange of exclusive items for conveniences and funtimes.
Things like slime gels, weresheep wool, etc.

I want to get a monster girl pregnant in every hole, and then do the same thing to her sister.

>>18922549
Yet you never will.

>>18922351
Is the pharoah also a loli?

>>18922549
I want to impregnate a dragon and watch as she brags to others of her kind how amazing I am for doing it

>>18922549
And then do it again to her OTHER sister. I want a kamaitachi harem. It's all of the fun, but none of the potential divisiveness or guilt.

I want to watch my Kobold waifu do yoga in her full-body latex catsuit!

>>18922502
I'd be perfectly trustable with an anubis attendant. I would give her serious assignments like ordering her to clothe her pear-shaped body in revealing outfits, and putting her on bedwarmer duty every night.

>>18922588
True; you're still trustworthy if she knows her job is going to involve lewd things. You could even put them on the schedule so she has time to prepare her maiden's (temporary title) heart.

>>18922585
I want you to fuck off!

>>18922609
How rude.

>>18922585
>>18922620
You are the worst waifufag. These threads could actually benefit without your presence.

>>18922626
Not him but with the thread these days? Really?

>>18922558
>even the resident grapesnake is a loli

>>18922585
Shine on you crazy daughteru fucker. Waifus doing yoga is great to think about.

>>18922642
>even the resident grapesnake is a loli
>Her venom is actually more potent when she's little
Ruh-roh.

>>18922643
Indeed it is anon. All that stretching and contorting, especially if she knows your'e watching and adds just a hint of sexy wiggling to tease you. Good stuff.

>>18922645
Perhaps, but she's less interested in potential conquest and moreso in being spoiled rotten.
Just be careful if she gets bitey when she doesn't get her way.

>>18922645
It's not necessarily more potent venom, they just use all of it at once through inexperience. Not too much trouble for the dad since he's used to plenty of his wife's venom, but can be troublesome for the childhood friend.

>>18922484
>Actually writing for a shitty contest on TFT and having your work judged by a faggot like Bob
You deserve the hate you get

>>18922626
Take your hateboner for KDF back to discord Ace.

>>18922004
Is Lanternanon still active?

>>18922668
>bringing up one of your fellow discordniggers whenever someone dares to shit on your precious toddlercon fetishist

>>18922680
I don't go there, I want them all to fuck off back to their containment shithole.

>>18922703
Then why do you call everyone that hates Quicksilver Ace?

>>18922674
He wrote an update earlier this month. I love the guy but this story doesn't seem to be going anywhere.

>>18922668
Ace is a fucking egotistical manchild but I've never seen him hate on KDF.

>>18922626
I never really did understand this massive hatred for KDF. I mean, yes, he is quite eccentric and possibly degenerate. But he is using, to the best of my knowledge, his own money to pay for the commissions he posts.

I mean, he's basically Nyanon but with Kobolds instead of "Meeces".

>>18922748
You kidding? Everyone but shoggocks hates him.

>>18922667
>Not understanding that the majority of writefags post on here and TFT at the same time.
Also, I didn't know Bob was a judge. This sucks and I wish I knew sooner.

>>18922667
The fuck is TFT?

>>18922750
>possibly degenerate
>possibly

https://exhentai.org/g/1217962/ef635de563/

>>18922750
Nyanon was an annoying faggot too, though. He flooded the threads with his forced meme attempts, attention whored worse than KDF ever has, had the most annoying fanbase at the time and single handedly killed off CYOAs for the threads while said fanbase defended him so hard for it you'd think he paid them.

>>18922760
The Frozen Throne

>>18922760
A monster girl fan fiction site that somehow became the home of the biggest faggots on Earth.

>>18922761
Look man, I've seen people fetishize floor tiles and botfly removal. KDF is small time compared to some of that shit.

>>18922598
>if she knows her job is going to involve lewd things
That wouldn't be as fun
>"I don't really know much about doing.. those things, will I be able to perform this task for you?"
>"But I'm only X years old and my body is this small, am I truely good enough?"
>"As you wish, I-I'll do my best"

>>18922764
Didn't he shove NTR into the CYOA that killed any other attempts?

>>18922776
Probably, but at the time he had a very vocal and aggressive defence force so it was all the rest of the thread's fault somehow.

>>18922783
>Defending NTR
>This thread
>This website
What the fuck?

>>18922788
They're probably tied to the people that'd defend furshit in these threads.

>>18922788
I think you need to learn how to read

GUYS.

I found a way to make the portals open.

https://youtu.be/fFCtpq52WFw

>>18922800
I'm just confused as to how it's the thread's fault that we're not defending NTR.

>>18922810
No, the Nyanon defense idiots were blaming the thread for Nyanon's repeated massive CYOA fuck ups. I don't even remember there being NTR in it though, only the faggot ignoring the most popular girl for his own favorite and acting innocent for it.

>>18922810
I'm pretty sure "so it was all the rest of the thread's fault somehow." is sarcasm

>>18922788
>This website
Anon I hate to break it to you but there's no less than 4 threads active right now that talk about it positively.
I can't remember nyanon doing ntr though.

>>18922821
Thanks for clearing it up.

>>18922821
I can only vaguely remember the "Tiger is not an option" incident. But didn't that result in NTR?

https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=68314649&from_sid=3357417460

Big scoop, Glacies-chan is a kiss slut!

Friendly reminder that KDF has said on multiple occasions that shitposting about mice with Nyanon led him to the eventual ruining of Kobolds.

>>18922849
Oh my god, who the fuck cares?

>>18922004
>Was gonna finish Victory and Defeat
>Since last chapter it entered hiatus because of a commission and contest

>>18922845
This guys sameface is as bad as Oda Nons.

>>18922846
And guess what? I'm so lewd and would be so hot when kissing one I wouldn't even get stuck. I could probably eat out the Ice Queen who created her.

>>18922853
your god?

>>18922867
Not even god cares.

>>18922667
>Its another "Anyone who hosts on TFT must be a personal friend of Bob even though almost all the writefags do it" episode
Are you the fuck off poster too?

Beware of corrupt cops in MGC offering to rip up your speeding ticket in exchange for a quickie.
Contact the Kuzunoha family instead, they've got the city under their thumb and will get your speeding ticket dismissed. Best of all, it'll cost you neither a dime or a drop of cum. Though the contract does state that they may or may not claim your first born son as their own. Monster girls can't have sons, but the family needs heirs. You get it, right?

>>18922898
I thought the point of getting a ticket dismissed was to NOT pay a figurative arm and a leg.
With offers like these I'd just bang the damn cop.

https://youtu.be/BrfHO5xk37c

>>18923001
Disgusting

>>18923001
Pig disgusting.

>>18922923
That's the thing anon, you actually get it for free. For example, I'd sign the contract but I actually have a monster wife.

>>18923001
so girls do want to be monsterized

>>18922861
Somewhere, a Rata news reporter is sweating at the potential news story

>>18922923
But anon it's FREE.
Maybe.
The boy was probably going to grow up to be a disappointment just like his father, the shitty human fucker that he is. You can make another one, anyways, so it's not like you're really losing anything.

>>18922898
Get the fuck out of here Rumpelstiltskin I'm sick of your shit

>>18923051
Borrowing against the future would be a popular strategy in a MG community that bordered a healthy human one.

>>18923028
Even better since it's a dragon. Even if she could have a son, it would take too long so the contract might be forgotten before it happens.

>>18922893
Go back, please.

>>18922923
There's an easy way out of it though.

>Go to adoption center.
>Adopt a son.
>They kidnap him instead.

or

>Rig your sperm count to have human females only by becoming a uranium miner (It'll increase the odds.)

>>18922893
You have to go back. No-one wants you here.

>>18923131
Or just use condoms.

>>18923131
You think they'd just run the orphanage to begin with and cut out the middle man.

>>18922004
Encourage the ones you have or start writing then, bud.

Good night anons, take care and don’t burn down the thread.

Instead, please sign up for the ‘Comfort Mamamo’ program.
There are many girls waiting to ease your stress.

Jinko-San will bring much comfort with her abs and biceps

>>18923206
Is it possible to get something like an Automaton through a program like that?
Is it possible it get multiple Kuudere girls through this program?

>>18922004
they're literal apeshit at this point, let it die

So if i read nuraihyon right she really likes free real estate and once she finds a man she invites her friends to cuck her?
What if you're homeless?

>>18923215
Yes.
Kuudere automatons are available under the ‘Silent but cuddly’ catagory.
Multiples require the ‘group comfort’ catagory

>>18923032
>>18922923
>>18922898
The legal system in MGC sounds like it would be tough for a human to fight through

>Well yes anon technically rape is illegal here
>However, it appears you did orgasm multiple times so under article A section 2 this is not rape
>We rule against the plaintiff and award the defendant anon's hand in marriage

>>18923159
Look man, nothing against orphans, but there's merit in knowing what you're getting.

>>18923206
I need a group of cowgirls to massage me with their breasts.

>>18923229
Then I know what categories I'd be filling out.

>>18923222
You don't get a nurarihyon. Or you can find a single one leading her own party.

>>18923232
That's why anyone in MGC with two brain cells to rub together goes out and finds a girl he likes ASAP instead of hoping that he gets jumped by a good one.
"Themed" nights at bars, etc. are pretty popular with monsters and humans alike for this reason.

>>18923242
Go for group.
There are cows from DD to M

>>18923243
Do it now then

>>18923191
>Encourage the ones you have
Maybe if there was a reason to encourage them, sure.

>>18923232
You just need to bend the rules a bit in order to favor you. Depending on how good you are you could even rape a monster girl with a condom on and not even the tanukis would get you.

>>18923282
But they're not real. How can I fill out a fake forum?

>>18923288
The rules are only as good as the judges that enforce them.

>>18923295
Shush you.

>>18923272
That or make sure from the start that you pay that intelligent ivy-league educated demon lawyer instead of relying on the court-appointed wurm attorneys

Afterall, she's had a crush on you since you first stepped in her office and has been working furiously typing up a marriage contract that she'll show you once she works up the courage. In the meantime she won't dare let any MG win your ownership rights in court

>>18923287
Well now you're whining about having no more active writers. You can't have your cake, shit on it, and then eat it.

>>18923296
That's why you fuck the judge.

>>18923288
Be careful anon, raping a monster girl and refusing to date her carries a pretty hefty fee, but if you use a condom you're looking at life in the co-ed penitentiary.

If the inmates don't get you, the guards will

How similar is this setting to the one on /tg/?

>>18923308
Oh well, hopefully none of the writers take guys like him seriously
He's prob just the fuck off guy.

>>18923296
And that's why you'd be able to easily cheat.

>>18923311
You wouldn't need to worry, especially if you raped her from behind or used a mask. Wearing a condom means she can't recognize you by the energy either!

>>18923310
But then you're basically married anyway!

>>18923315
I'm going to take a wild guess and say not even close.

>>18923315
>setting
I thought they just fantasized about genociding MGE races.

>>18923315
Depends on how close they stick to KC

>>18923315
Diverges heavily last I checked

>>18923318
Until they bring you to the police station and make you show your erection.
MG always recognize an erection

Just got a weird image of a bunch of men lined up in one of those cliche police identification rooms with their pants down. On the other side of the one-way glass one of the police officers is trying to console the victim as she identifies you while the others masturbate furiously

>>18923321
Married, and free to commit whatever heinous acts you choose!

>>18923337
No! you'd just get sentenced to 24 hours in the bedroom

>>18923333
Magic, anon, a bit of shaft shifting and a condom and the monster girl was never raped. The chances of getting you are low in the first place, that combination would make it nearly impossible.

>>18923323
That's just the Red Order, and they're mostly seen as spergy edgelords.

>>18923321
>>18923324
My only exposure to the setting is the threads on there, so I'm not sure what's original and what's added.

>>18923328
In what ways? Are the Inquisition a thing? And what nations are there?

>>18923431
>Are the Inquisition a thing?
No? Look, the MGE setting is an established work that was not made up by us.

are we back?

Catfishing MGs

Crime or no?

Does /mgg/ like monster girl cosplayers?

>>18923437
I know that, I'm just curious as to what /tg/ added.

>>18923431
Closest you have is the order, I know in TG's setting they try to write for them not to be fucking idiots.

Closest you have in canon lore is regions such as Zipangu (asian), desert, wonderland, demon realms, etc.

Other than that it's mainly a bunch of thread canon that gets passed around.

>>18923446
Fuck no.

>>18923446
No, no way, fuck no, and god no.
They're just as shit in 2D too.

>>18923450
They added absolute garbage.

May it please the court, to please consider this.

ACCEPT

>>18922846

>>18923472
Fuck off.

>>18923472
Well memed dude

>>18923472
>Changed it to hoof pussy because the horses know they're leeches feeding off better girls, and calling it the horse pussy kingdom turns it into a tourist ghost town

>>18923446
You mean like monstergirls in cosplay? I love those, my waifu and I would have cosplay sex all the time.

>>18923503
No, as in, human females would dress up as your favorite monster girl at conventions.

>>18923503
Public service announcement: asking an oomukade to cosplay as a lamia is definitely bullying and will be dealt with appropriately.

>>18923503
What if she cosplayed as another species?
Would that hurt her feelings?

>>18923524
No way dude, that's fuckin weak.

>>18923524
Nauseating.

>>18923524
omg pls make it stop

>>18923472
I refuse.

https://soundgasm.net/u/kinkyshibby/F4M-Sexy-Science-Sacrifice-Monster-girlLichBeautiful-Undead-SorceressYou-are-her-power-sourceSex-experimentsTitfuckRidingStarts-emotionless-and-warms-upScript-Fill

>>18923524
DELET THIS

>>18923575
ASMR is shit.

>>18923575

>>18923575
With a title like that how can I not click it?
Turns out it's pretty easy.

>>18920991
>Post-Druella Lescatie is a lovely place where any of us would feel at home.
Gee, I wonder who could be behind this post?

>>18923586
What a mean monodork.

>>18923541
Not him but I think it depends on the nature of the original monstergirl. Not to say a Doppelganger can't be tsundere about it though.

So what is this setting?

>>18923595
Bully Druella

>>18923613
Lurk more /tg/, or fuck off.

>>18923575
Shit script. Lost interest within the first 30 seconds.

>>18923613
Start reading up on the lore books. Fun filled sexy times with monster girls!

>>18921982
>Gundams are lame
What's it like being dead inside?

I LOVE MONSTER GIRLS!

MONSTER GIRLS LOVE YOU!!!

>>18923613
There's an entire wiki with nearly everything that has been translated just start reading and you'll figure it out.

>>18923613
It's the setting where you can use the power of love to accomplish anything a spiral can.

>>18923613
Something something monsters turned into girls to love men instead of kill them basically

Just lurk and head over to the wiki to figure it all out. Lore books are a good place to start.

>>18923541
Does this count as a monstergirl cosplaying a human?

>>18923272
I'd end up at a lot of sushi joints. I wonder if there's some social cue that says "no spiders, pls."

>>18923613
welcome /tg/ feel free to stay

http://mgewiki.com/w/Main_Page

>>18923575
Go away redditor.

>>18923672
and what, you're a double agent?

>>18923646
I have no interest in Gundam or Mecha anime thanks to my first one being SEED.

>>18923661
I'd like parasite slimes better without the silly slime face. It makes me too conscious of it being two different organisms.

>>18923674
Basic google use shows that >>18923575 is a /monster/ fag and the audio was originally posted on reddit.

It's hip to fuck bees.

>>18923678
>I have no interest in literature because my first book was Atlas Shrugged
>I have no interest in sex because my first time was getting raped by my uncle
>I have no interest in cinema because my first movie was The Room

>>18923491
>Horses know they're leeching off better girls
>Unicorn, White Horn, Nightmare, or even fucking Bi-Corns needing to leech off anyone ever
>implying the Undead Hoof Zone isn't a perfectly acceptable Ghost town

Have you considered that there simply weren't enough horse ladies in existence to create a nation? Or that all MGs with Hooves have common ground to stand on? Think about it, the only odd one out is Baphomets and they're already part of the Demonic Caliphate anyway.

The Steppes is one thing but a country is a completely different thing here Anon.

>>18923693
likely story, for a spy.

>>18923699
>White Horn
>horses
This is what he meant by leeching

>>18923698
I'm not gonna watch Gundam, anon.

>>18923713
And I feel bad for you.

>>18923710
/monster/ please go

>>18923472
REMOVE HORSE

>>18923698
Isn't that like an actual thing that happens though

>>18923690
I know what you mean because I used to feel the same way. Just pretend their ornamental.
Personally I like when a Slime has extra faces. It's like a small glimpse into their subconscious, and I like to think they take on a bit of their own personality.

>>18923746
How can other slimes compete with Dark Slimes?

>>18923726
There's nothing wrong with /monster/. Monster girl lovers need to come together and share in the love for monster girls! Our monster waifus wouldn't want it any other way!

>>18923752

>>18923756
That's like saying cancer is good because its just extra cells.

>>18923756
>There's nothing wrong with /monster/.
That's where you're wrong, fucko.

>>18923756
>There's nothing wrong with /monster/.
Only someone who's never actually been to /monster/ could say that.

>>18923756
eh, it's not as bad as they make it out to be. I'll browse occasionally but It's just much better here

Reddit on the other hand is really trash

>>18923752
Well Bubble Slimes have a pretty interesting toolkit. They can heal and purify, and not mention the soothing effects of bubbles.
Shogs and Nures see>>18923757 cornered the market on easy living. Dark Slimes can be difficult to live with.

>>18923757
I want to give a Nureonago a big gaijin smile while being completely naive as to what that means to her.

>>18923770
>eh, it's not as bad as they make it out to be.

>>18923575
I thought I told you never to post this shit again.
http://www.dlsite.com/maniax/work/=/product_id/RJ207282.html

>>18923773
>Dark Slimes can be difficult to live with.
Lies.

>>18923770
I'm surprised there's even a MGE fanbase on Reddit.

>>18923791
They keep trying to melt the neighbors.

>>18923795
R/MonsterGirl isn't MGE-exclusive.

>>18923784
Wasn't there some other anon that posted something else from that website while comparing it to a Yeti?

>>18923791
That's my wife, and yes they are very smart and mischievous. Many of them are also high ranking officers of the DL.

>>18923784
Can I enjoy this without knowing any Japanese?

Your kitsune childhood friend calls you up one day, sheepish, and says you she has something important to tell you. Turns out, she was adopted by her inari mother, and she is actually a youko. She fidgets, clearly embarrassed, and but there is a strange, unexplained tint to her blushing. How do you respond?

>>18923821
Probably just shrug and say if that's all she wanted to tell me.

>>18923791
Just pick wife slime.

>>18923821
>strange, unexplained tint to her blushing
What the fuck does that mean? Is it some other color than red? Is she going to throw up? Does she need a hospital?

>>18923850
>Ey there boya, you lost?
>I need an adult
>I am an adult

I want a monster girl that's just as love crazy like Toki from SMT IV: Apocalypse! :D

>RANGER!
>Don't worry boy, I'll try to be more careful this time!

>18923903
Not even worth it.

>>18923930
I didn't join the Ranger Corps for this.

>>18923930
>Oni High Orc
That girl's poor top!

>>18923820

>>18923947
Oh I certainly did.

I love my waifu

>>18923947
I joined it to get close to scantily clad P'Orcs with fat bottoms and massive chests.

>>18923961
I just wanted to collect samples of flora and keep a watch out for fires while having bants on the radio.

>>18923969
Well I would have joined to fuck P'Orcs, Jinko Caragors, Ghouls and that Lilim Sauron along with her minions.

>>18923930
Even if you beat her she'll come back stronger.
You have to shame her!

>>18923734
>would suck on her tail

>yfw no snake girl to suck tail for

>>18923977
I always had this fun idea that the Elf Ghost helping you actually has a physical body waiting somewhere and she's actually a Wight using you as her tool to assert dominance over the P'Orcs.
>>18923983
Slap her ass until your handprint remains! Then all will know she lost!

>>18923989
But what if I don't want to assert dominance?

>>18923995
That's no way to conquer the land and become hegemon of the realm.

>>18923983
>Fight a High Orc
>Both of you are bloodied and half-naked, but you win
>You loom menacingly over her
>Her face is flushed, she's breathing heavily
>She begins to part her legs, eager to be 'marked'
>"YOU ARE NOT WORTHY OF MY BLADE!!"
>Turn on your heel and walk out
>After recovering from the shock, she cries herself to sleep over a barrel of grog
Truly there is no greater humiliation than to be denied

>>18923997
But I'd rather just live a comfy life make Mordor a nice and happy Green Demon Realm with the help of my new wives.

>This plan is perfect Evil Eye! All we have to do is wait in Paladin Red's closet, then ambush him when he takes off his armor!
>'Wow Cat Burglar, we'll get him for sure!'
>Shh! Here he comes.
>Alright he's taking it off! Get ready to atta-
>E-Eh?...
>'What is it Cat?'
>There's no way that thing is real, it's like a third leg!
>'Oh my gosh!'
>How have we not noticed this before?!... I can't stop looking at it!
>'I'm scared!'

>>18924026
When are these chuuni idiots from school going to stop sneaking into my fucking room?

>>18924032
When you fuck them.

still need more Valkyrie corruption stuff

I want to meet a Kitsune who is the very image of class and elegance. She only wears expensive kimonos made of the finest materials, drives a brand new Maserati that's been personalized by the factory and lives in a mansion that covers a full half of her 10 acre estate.
Then she opens her mouth and out tumbles a Tohoku dialect.

>>18924026
Can't they poison his milk like any good bad guy would do?

>>18924041
But I don't want to fuck them, I already have someone in my heart.

>>18921937
>>18921981
Friendly reminder that Troll is best girl.

>>18924062
FUCK THEM SO HARD NONE OF YOU WILL BE ABLE TO MAKE IT TO YOUR CLASSES TOMORROW

>>18924041
200% chance that only makes it worse. And someone please take the monoeye shopping, her costume is lame.

>>18924066
She makes good stew.

>>18924055
Would Order churches hold weddings for a valkyrie? If God wants her to fuck, surely it wouldn't be before marriage.

>>18924088
Valkyries are filthy pagans.

>>18923987
I looked into that

Nobody else waste your time. MC is very unlikable and not just because he's being forced to have sex with cute girls. The girls are too bland to make up for it anyway

>>18924068
But I can't betray my childhood friend.
I can help them try to find boyfriends though.

>>18924104
Alright then give them to me.

>>18924105
Hope you like tabletop games then, because that's the best way to help desperate nerd monstergirls get boyfriends.

>>18924085
I'll bet she cooks so well she could rival a demon. She's got a green thumb and you don't get a body like that from not eating, I'll bet she's got the best, freshest homegrown ingredients.

This is Atlach-Nacha, a foul-mouthed tsundere spider loli from the unspeakable depth. Say something nice to her

>>18924234
Hinezumis make better tsunderes.

>>18924234
I like the threads she weaves.

>>18924234
She looks very beautiful when she's weaving her abominable web.

>>18924234
They're not the worst species in the encyclopedia.

>>18924234
I wish there was a gentle Nacho. I love their eldrich horror ways, but I don't want to get bullied.

>when the cute asian girl in the workplace likes the meat sandwiches.
Kitsune Tsuki's have potential

>>18924234
H-Hi

>>18924383
Kitsune-tsuki are one of the scariest monster girls.
Everyone else you can see coming from a mile away. You think you're secure with your loyal god-fearing gf, and know that you've stayed a step ahead of the monsters? Turns out they already won the game, and you never know until it's far too late.
And even once they have you, nobody else can see them for what they are, only you.

If the Order knew much about these MGs they'd go full paranoia mode.

>>18924415
>If the Order knew much about these MGs they'd go full paranoia mode.
>Paladin-chans being "interrogated" under suspicion of being Kitsune-tsuki
HOT! Hot! I want to stroke the base of one's butt as if she had a tail to see if she reacts!

I wish to develop a physical addiction to Shoggoth.

>>18924433
>You can see fox-like ears and tail in this illustration of a kitsune-tsuki, but normally humans are unable to see them. The only ones who can see them are they themselves and the men who are the objects of their love and desire that have had sex with them. The changes that occur after becoming a kitsune-tsuki just makes the woman look a bit peculiar to other people. Sadly, the only ones who will ever know their true nature are their prisoners, the men who have been defanged. For that reason, even if they dwell in human settlements found in regions that are hostile to monsters, many of them spend their days indulging in pleasure and the love they share with their husbands with those around being none the wiser.

Jesus crap, imagine fucking a girl and she suddenly has flaming fox appendages?

>>18924415
>Everyone else you can see coming from a mile away.
Except for dhampirs, kejourou, echidna, vampires, tanuki, kitsune, selkie, dark mages, living dolls, tsukumogami, and the fact that basically every MG is said to be able to polymorph on some level or another. YOU'RE NOT SAFE! YOU WERE NEVER SAFE!

>>18924456
Would she suddenly laugh sadistically and turn the tables on you, turning from the pure girl you thought she was into a lewd monster in an instant?

>>18924461
There's a difference between a temporary disguise and a default form.

>>18924456
Considering I have a fetish for monsters revealing themselves as monsters, I like it

On a side note, I had this head cannon of a guy that had a enchanted glass eye that shows ploymorphed girls like kitsune tsuki

like he'd see a woman with flamming dragon appendages

>>18924476
There are several on that list that don't even need a disguise. The difference is also academic for the situation if the disguise can be kept up indefinitely or for a sufficiently long amount of time.

>>18924474
Kinda depends on what kind of girl she was before she got fox'd.
Inari cultists end up more restrained and devoted, while those changed without that guidance end up youko-like.
It's safe to assume that if there isn't a shrine nearby, she's going to be a total pervert behind closed doors.

I need pictures and/or stories of monster girls fantasizing about their husbands.

>>18924508
I need this with a valkirie

>>18924508
Don't have any but I do have a flower.

>>18924500
You're getting a pervert behind closed doors no matter what, since kitsune are LEWD. It's how she behaves in public that would change.

I welcome the leglock nakadashi that's going to happen during her big reveal either way, too.

>>18924519
She looks happy

>>18924529
It's spring!

>>18924528
They apparently know well enough to not blow their cover, seeing as they can live in anti-monster states without much issue.
Maybe people just assume she’s a bit of a nympho.

>>18924508
Some wishes come true

>>18924546
I wish Horitomo was better at drawing

>>18924282
Please don't bully me, Nachatoro-san!

>>18924574
>Nachatoro-san
Dick status: MUH

>>18924574

>devolves into a jealous cat manga

probably about 5 or 6 chapters away from adding a dere character with glasses

>>18924532
>"Golly, Sister Friedtofu sure is lovey-dovey with her husband!"
>"It's a wonder he can handle her being so clingy all the time!"
>What they don't realize is that she's actually rubbing her breasts against him, marking him with her scent and subtly grinding her crotch against him. All at the same time and in public.

>>18924586
>Friedtofu
Stop making me want fried tofu, motherfucker

>"Hello Anon, I'd like to play a game"

>>18924614
Di-di-dii, di-di-dii-di-di-di-di-dii~

>>18924607
>"That strange foreign cuisine she likes is pretty tasty though!"
>"Yeah, that 'onions' has a strange texture, but I like it!"
>"It'd be great if you could make food with a delicious, lightly crisp battering like that. Maybe I should loan you to Brother Yellowfever so they can teach you a thing or two!"
>[Sexually repressed laughter]

Whats the most intense non-sexual thing monsters can do?

>>18924635
Pocket circuit racing and children's card games.

>>18924635
Don’t ask a gremlin that question if you’re not absolutely sure you want to see the answer.

>>18924635
Limited time supermarket sales.

>>18924635
Salamander CALMLY expressing her love
Tanuki Monopoly match
CC dragon and inari trying to out-ara each other
Sticking a hinezumi in a hedgemaze, at the goal is her opponent with a belt of spiced cheese
And succubus tail wrestling

>>18924650
MG Ben-To fucking when?

>>18924651
>Salamander CALMLY expressing her love
This is the making of a really good indie movie. That really would be intense.

>succubus tail wrestling
Okay, that? That's decidedly not non-sexual. Someone in the audience is getting raped after that match no matter who wins.

>>18924651
>Tanuki Monopoly match
It wouldn't event start, they would fight on who gets to be banker

>>18924661
>A SHOE
>YOU EXPECT ME TO BE A SHOE
>I OWN ALL THE WHEELBARROWS IN TOWN

>>18924660
>No lich to throw your saga saturn out the window

>>18924666
>Tanuki sisters arguing over who gets to be the dog because they think it'll give them an advantage.
>Meanwhile you've already snagged the insert your favorite piece here and just want to start playing.

>>18924666
>Anon runs out of money
>Tannuki all squabble to "loan" him some

>>18924651
>CC dragon and inari trying to out-ara each other
Do the "Ara"s get more louder and forceful with each sentence?

>>18924678
>While they argue over the right to be banker, you take your favorite piece, all of the cards, and the bank money.
>You became the banker while they weren't looking
That is how you acquire a harem of nukes. They couldn't not respect that.

Say something nice about Mari

Knocking up foxes as many times as possible is my raison d'etre.

>>18924753
Was she the one with the cat? I like her cat.

>>18924753
I know nothing of Lilims but I do like the idea of having one sit on me.

>>18924753
She got a very pretty dress that matches very well with her silver hair and purple wings.

I WANT TO GO DRINKING WITH A CUTE OLDER LAMIA

I WANT HER TO GET MORE AND MORE CLINGY AS SHE DRINKS UNTIL A PAIR OF ONI BOUNCERS HAVE TO TOSS THE INEXTRICABLY ENTANGLED MASS OF THE TWO OF US INTO A TAXI SET TO TAKE US BACK TO MY PLACE

>>18924798
Tell her the reason she can't find husband are her slutty tattoos.

>>18924798
I wonder what life as a bartender would be in MGC.

I want to see flagmander dressed up as Jeanne alter.

>>18924845
Not sure if want.

>>18924813
You would get to hear the sad tales of lonely monsters
Or you could hang out and with war stories with vets
Soon the monsters would want you or to set you up with somebody. as the friendly bar guy deserves some love

>>18924858
I really need to play some more Va-11-Hall-A.

>>18924854
I just want a better Flagmander over what we got.
I don't mind the character, I just wished t looked better.

>>18924867
Do you think Beast should get a rendition of himself like the amigos?

>>18924867
Your wish has been granted. Farewell.

>>18924891
Flagmander isn't a waifu, so no.
Baroness demonguy, that mouse guy or KDF would be more likely to do so.

>>18924917
The fuck is this?

>>18924891
>their grip corresponds to their wife's cleavage
Needed that laugh.

>>18924928
Flagmander, now upgraded to the highest standards of art.

>>18924928
Perfection

>>18924921
>that mouse guy
You mean the sniffer guy or that guy who has his mice take aphrodisiac pills drawn like she's OD'ing?

>>18924858
>on the 25th of each month, a group of local CCs gather and drink with tired eyes
>hakutakus devoted to academia, sea bishops who've seen hundreds of other monster couples get married, tanukis with abundant wealth but nothing to show for it, you name it
>every time a woman doesn't show up for a meeting, there's a drink dedicated to them in the hope that they've finally found someone special to spend their life with
>but just as often she shows up the next month not wanting to talk about the absence
Monstergirl bartending is soul crushing.