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I will find you and I will murder you. This is not a joke and not just a warning. I will end your life.
This is MY job you absolute FUCKING spastic. Delete your thread right the heck now and you will live for another month.

>>18916657
Hello sweetheart.
I'd like to speak to your supervisor.
We have a problem and it needs to be fixed.
Your assistance in this matter is appreciated.

>>18916657

>>18916974
post more fanime tewi

Is Tewi having an internal conflict?

>>18916657
>>18916498
Yare yare daze.
This is a big fuckking problem. Ｄｕｄｅ。
If i find out you're the reason my months have been less than great lately, we are going to have ｍｏｒｅ ｔｈａｎ a ｆｅｗ problems!
Don't steal other people's jobs "ＫＵＤＡＳＡＩ'
Not only did you defile anon's credibility, but you just may have ruined my month!

'Prostitute Prostitute'
Have a good luck this new month!

>>18919404
Tewi-tan is not a prostitute!

impregnation impregnation

myon myon

Hunt the hare and turn her down the rocky road and all the ways to dublin ha for rah le laa

Mating press, mating press.

Bunny tummy
Bunny tummy

THE CRIMSON SPEEDY JUMPER! RABBITRABBIT! YABEEEE! HAYAI!

Thank you for your hard work!

thicc
thicc

>>18929300
where can I masturbate to the collective works of this artist?

>>18929326
https://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=7964

Get his ECM works, dude.

Oh so you want me to tell you a story do ya? Well you’re in luck! I just so happen to have one in mind. This one’s from a looong time ago. Rarely spoken of these days, but I’ll tell it to you just like it is. Or as well as I can remember it anyhow. Here goes then. Once upon a time there was a beautiful young bunny rabbit girl who lived in a bamboo forest. Yes a bamboo forest. No you silly this was on Earth. Rabbits live on Earth and have for quite some time quit talking about the moon it’s not important. Anyway in this bamboo forest there was also a silly young bunny rabbit boy. A silly boy like you! Yes you are so silly. Don’t you make that face at me mister or I’ll tell your mommy. Yeah that’s what I thought. Now this beautiful young bunny rabbit girl caught a glimpse of this silly and handsome young bunny rabbit boy and instantly fell in love. Oh, you weren’t expecting this to be a love story? You wanted fighting and death and little boy stuff? Well too bad. This is a story about bunny love and you’re going to thank me for telling you this story one day in one way or another so how ‘bout you just listen instead of making my job as your wise grandpa so darn difficult? You know you’re not sick anyway. So the beautiful young bunny rabbit girl starts to think of ways that she can impress this silly young bunny rabbit boy. And she’s got nothing. I mean nuhthing. NO. THING. She’s cute, young, and beautiful, and she feels like she doesn’t have a card in her deck that could give this silly and cute bun bun boy a whirl. So she does what any young girl in need of romantic advice does; she completely disregards the advice of her elders and goes out to seek counsel from the local witch doctor. There are not good witches and bad witches you hooky playing embodiment of naivety, there are just witches. Whether they want to be good or bad is more just a matter of how long they’ve been a witch. It has to do with entropy, which is something you’ll learn in that school place of yours. That is, if you ever go there instead of making up stories about why you can’t in order to listen to more of mine! Anyway this beautiful bunny girl that is ears over paws in love with this daring dashing funny bunny gets an answer from this witch doctor deep deep in the bamboo forest. The witch doctor says:
“Ye who seeks the love of bun
for which sincerely, can not be done,
a spell, a trick, to bring from beyond,
a downpayment of love! With my magic wand,
You, dear bun, will now have the ability~
to restructure another’s...love annuity!
A month to month contraction,
resulting in instant...satisfaction!
To give that which they already had,
But all at one time! How could that be bad?
It’s their love! They can use it when they need it!
And when so influenced, your desire...they will feed it.”
What do you mean what does it mean? The beautiful young bunny rabbit got what she wanted! That’s what it means! She got the ability to move another bunny’s love bank up a month at a time! Sounds great doesn’t it? It’s a win win! Girl meets boy, boy gets dosed with his own bank account of love through witchcraft, boy falls in love with girl by suddenly being inexplicably stricken with love upon meeting her, and they live happily ever after! How was that? Pretty good story? Oh, you’re smarter than you look then! No, of course that’s not the end of the story. Things are never that simple, are they? So, our beautiful bunny maiden goes to find that gallant goofball that really acts much more childish than he looks like he outta and winds up her four leaf clover curveball for the very first time. Now I wouldn’t say I’m an official or anything in the intricacies of judging style and technique in magic bunny baseball but let’s just say that she blew it out of the park! I mean really! She blew up her love interest! There was bunny fur everywhere and-oh you’re not buying that? Yeah alright, I can tell you’re a real story snob, just won’t settle for anything short of the real thing. So the first pitch of our little bunny foo foo’s new life is, to say the least, a success. The brazen, carefree, oh so unremarkably remarkably oh and did I say cute? This bunny is CUTE by the way, handsome first prize bunny boy becomes a fluffy ball of radiating love and light and the first thing he looks at is our honest to goodness new king of little league bunball and instantly attributes his new found feeling to her. Okay, I think it’s past your bedtime sport. Yes I do know it’s the middle of the day but shouldn’t you get some rest? You are sick after all. Not that sick? Oh, I see. So you’re well enough to listen to my story but not well enough to go to school. Well I guess that means I should continue with my story then. So big beautiful boy bunny hops on over to small beautiful girl bunny and oh you don’t want to hear this part do you? It’s love stuff and you don’t like love stuff. You’re a boy! That’s not for boys. Oh so now you’re okay with a little love stuff? Well alright then.

The bouncing ball of love brought about by transcending space-time now eclipsing the already attractive bunny boy gently embraces with our female protagonist for the first time. “Where have you been all my life? I feel now a way the likes of which I’ve never felt before! Surely it must be you doing this to me and not some other thing of which I know nothing about where I have been brought here simply to act the fool and fall into this trap by the whim of someone I met many years ago! No! This must be true love!” Yes, that’s what he actually said. No one really knows what he meant, to tell you the “truth”. I hear that bunnies can sometimes talk through other beings though, and when combined with the atemporal abilities granted by the owls, well, you could make just about anybody say whatever you wanted whenever you wanted, couldn’t you? You probably shouldn’t pay it any mind, that’s just the way the story goes. Our little bunny girl sure didn’t care. All she heard was what she was longing to hear ever since she first laid eyes on the poor sap. ‘This must be true love.’ “Yes! Yes! I love you! We will be together forever!” the young bunny maiden and the handsome boy bunny bounced in perfect seesaw harmony, the stalks of the bamboo seeming to give to the field of bunee wuv being generated in this remarkable display of innocent and powerful bunny affection that could in no way backfire or cause anyone any harm or misgivings at some time far from now. Oh no, everything was splendid. And everything was splendid. They got married right away, and watched over the bamboo forest as husband and wife. Month after month. No, that’s not the whole story, but oh, are you sure you want me to keep going? This part of the story will make even healthy little boys start to feel unwell, and you’re not in the best of shape as it is! Oh, so you’re not so sick as to listen to a tale that has some twists and turns but you are still sick enough to not go to school? Well maybe continuing with my story may make you feel better then.

The rest of the story, continues with of course, the girl bunny continuing to throw the baseball magic curveball at the lovely boy bunny month after month. And this worked for several months. Until signs of waning occurred. The boy bunny began to show less and less love toward his beautiful bunny wife, and seemed to be having trouble keeping all of the promises he had made in their marriage vows. Our darling girl bunny decided to pay the witch doctor a visit to see if he might know what the matter might be. “He’s had several months now of continuous decline,” she explained to the doc, “Is the spell wearing off? I would much like a remedy, ASAP, ad hoc.”
The witch doctor smiled, then his smile turned up with his head and he laughed,
“You have a funny disposition my little bunny lass!
To think that all love is inherently infinite in source,
some love surely can be, but this isn’t that course
where true love bears infinity as it comes from beyond,
this love comes from somewhere, more close to the pond
a storage pseudo-ethereal, yet firmly rooted in being
this love that you tap into is limited and fleeing
for every month that you take love from the future you see,
is one month of love that that future…won’t be!
And month after month you may dry up the well,
so what happens then, with no love?
Well they go straight to hell.”
The girl bunny was devastated and enraged at the realization of what she had done to fulfill her selfish desires. In her overwhelming and insatiable craving for this beautiful charming and CUTE bunny boy she had condemned the safety of the life of the very same. Many words of accusation were thrown toward the witch doctor by our naive lovestruck bun bun doll, of which the doc paid no mind at all.
“You say that your intentions were different than this,
that I was dishonest, my methods amiss
but I say to you that my work here was true!
I gave what you asked for, and that act was all you!
I followed your words and with them made good,
so why now do you feel I misunderstood?
I’ve been here before, it’s oh so nonsensical
but let me allow myself to be diacritical,
I am but a program, or at least that is our way
You give us the words, and we do what you say
Anything you neglect to inform of will never be there,
so recall what you asked for, you silly young hare
you asked simply for love, from this one bunny boy
and to you a sure method I did swiftly employ,
no stipulations made for specifications extenuating,
the circumstances vague for this lagomorph inosculating,
we do not assume what you wish for in any way
simply what you ask for is all the mind we will pay.”

This did not serve to assuage the formerly innocent yet still lovely girl bunny’s feelings any. It’s as if this person was telling her that omitting this disclaimer in the first place was something to be expected, as if this was something of common knowledge. And even then, many people certainly seem to lack that! The bunny rabbit had nothing more to say to this, this, program that had thrown HER the biggest curveball she ever had to deal with in her young field mouse boppin’ life. What could be the point. The damage had been done, and the doc wasn’t going to be able to salvage this sort of locked-in limitation he himself had developed. So, now the bunny rabbit had a choice. You know you’ve been rather quiet. Am I boring you? You know you can go to sleep at any time you want. Oh, you’re just enthralled in the story now, ain’t chya? Well alright then. She had several. Choices that is. She had a choice between telling her hubby or not, for one. Because she did love him and wanted him to know the truth, she did end up deciding to tell him. The cute bunny boy was not too keen on the idea of what he was hearing, yet he had been so hopped up on love for over a year that he was not entirely in disarray to the fate his wife was so fearing, “We’ll make it somehow, we can make it through this. I don’t much understand what you are saying, but if anything is to happen to my feelings towards you, I will do all I can to return them back true.” Our girl bunny was now realizing just how sincerely dumb her husband could be, at least in this state. In telling him that their entire relationship was a lie, he was still lovestruck by the witch doctor’s spell enough to say some predictable “I will never” hootenannies about his devotion towards her, his lover. It was this moment when our fluffy bunny lass reflected on the plasticity of the entire relationship they had had so far. It was quite dreamlike, and now that she had realized why, it seemed to her now to be a dream that had so little substance that it had waned at her mind, and likely her husband’s as well. Do you know what causes people to lose all their love boy? Aside from magic spells and the like. Getting hurt. Getting stepped on. Stepping on yourself. Lack of love is an epidemic, and this bunny boy here gets that lack of love scenario put to the test. Yes, he does. Does he pass? It doesn’t matter. No, I’m not going to go into the details of this bunny boy living in bunny hell on earth. Chances are, if you’re reading this right now and it’s close to May 1st, 2018 and especially if you’re also reading this at its original posting on this thread on /jp/, you probably know a little bit about what that’s like. Well I ain’t talking to you. The walls have ears here boy, I’m talking to the walls. The thing about this story is it isn’t good to lie. Like how you’re lying about being sick when you just don’t want to go to school because schooling is an outdated system that does nothing but teach you how to sit, behave, follow these so-called “rules”, and absorb lies. If I told you this entire universe was created for the purpose of teaching a group of people the danger of telling lies, what would you think of that? Would that appear to you to be a valid point of view on current events? I’m askin’ ya. Well it don’t matter. The worst part about this story isn’t what happens to the bun in shining pelage anyway. It’s what happens to the girl. The whole thing tears her to shreds. She slips into madness at witnessing what her actions have wrought upon her beloved. Unfortunately, this leads to the bunny girl rationalizing what she has done as some sort of a good thing, thinking to herself that she has saved her husband from living in a world of illusion, now witnessing beyond the veil at what is “actually” there. She then of course must continue to do her “good” deed, as it has apparently in her deluded mind helped her most loved so much, it will no doubt help others in need as well. She becomes much like the witch doctor who provided her with her powers, offering her services as a sort of favor and neglecting to provide any explanation on what will and may occur in exchange for such a favor to be provided. And in the process she makes sure to let every lie the person tells get tested, even going as far as to suggest lies for the person to tell and tricking their customer into telling lies so that when they go to hell they experience the worst form of their personal truth and lies possible. Yes, it’s a case of good meeting bad going ugly I’m afraid. Some say that that bunny rabbit still does this to this day. Some say that she has done this for over a thousand years. Some say that one day she may do this to someone who isn’t going to put up with being tricked by her and put an end to it. And some even say that it’s more than one person doing it. But what do I know. I’m just a school-age girl pretending to be your grandad. School is almost over Konata. Let’s go see our friends.

rabbit rabbit
/jp/, I wish you all best of luck during this hard month. Let us all succeed and give our best!

If I haven't gone to sleep yet but it's already May am I still good?

I want a blowjob from Tewi

rabbit rabbit

>>18931463
>ponytail Tewi

I literally died

I did it.
Don't disappoint me this time

pyon pyon

I did it!

>>18916974
the new ep came out a few days ago

NICE story grand-dudester-girlster!!

I did it too!!

I did It!
Rabbit rabbit!

I did it /jp/!
Have a happy month!

I did it!

Paizuri Paizuri!

Didn't.

I never knew of this.

Ahh, I want to manhandle Tewi-chan's petite loli body!

>>18933873
Please lurk before posting!

>>18916498
Okami
Okami

>>18934158
Hi Tewi!

I thought this month I had 31 days.
(._. )

>>18934984
You do

face sit
face sit

Is rabbit rabbit okay or do I need to say usagi usagi?

>>18935192
Hase Hase

>>18935212
Lapin Lapin

>>18935006
Please be patient i have usatism.

Rabbit Rabbit!
I love you Tewi!

Hi I'm the guy who had everyone vote last month on what to say first thing April 1. I said that I would say Rabbit Rabbit and then report to everyone on how things went for the rest of the month.

Two days after April 1 my youngest brother, who has mental health issues, had a psychological breakdown and punched several holes in the drywall of our home. This was the first time in years that he has done this. He has since stabilized but has also become a lot more argumentative. He has also discovered Infowars and thinks I'm antifa because I believe in climate change. I don't really feel safe in my home anymore - I wake up early and leave before he gets up, I spend most of my free time in cafes or public libraries, and I come home as late as possible (he's calmer when he's tired) and go straight to bed. I don't really talk all that much with my parents or my brother.

I feel tired and anxious a lot more, and as a result I don't do all that much. I'm supposed to be looking for jobs but I don't have the energy to do much else other than browse web forums and periodically jack off in public toilets. I haven't added a word to my novel in a month.

Thanks Tewi!

>>18936249
Tei saved you from getting stabbed by your brother!

>>18936308

>>18936308
>>18936319
my birthday is in 10 minutes and I found a tool to export high res assets from swf files. I'm kind of happy

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!
WAIT!
/jp/!
/jp/!
I heard you bullied a kid into committing suicide! I wanted to know the story but an Anon told me to aim my question to the first of the month! I almost forgot!
Please tell me the story /jp/!
I waited! I waited!
I can't even find the post in the archives!
Please tell me /jp!
Here's an image to capture your attention!

>>18936328
Happy Birthday Anon!

>>18936249
Where can I subscribe?

>>18936727
Right here on my blog, 4chan dot com.

>>18936467
what the fuck are you talking about

>>18936467
No.

>>18938379
forgot when, or the thread
I remember vaguely responding to a post from an anon who said something along the lines of "great, /jp/ bullied another kid into committing suicide." I can't find it
>>18938409
why??

>>18938565
Found it!
>>/jp/thread/S18769582#p18811414

>>18937417
I didn't think it was real
hah

>>18938592
It's very real and very tiring. If I knew that Gensokyo existed I'd take my chances with the yokai.

>>18938712
We all would.
In a heartbeat

Ah, my life must be going bad because I forgot to say rabbit, rabbit.
Last time I succeeded was last September when I finally got a job.

>>18936249
Should've said Paizuri Paizuri

>>18938592
the uncropped image has Ayaya taking a picture of Hatate in a diaper

>>18941298
No duh. I found it worthy of a fun reaction image. But daipers is ng

Bellyzuri
Bellyzuri

fuck

>>18944593
you

>>18938712
Im sure every /jp/zy would take their chances with youkai.
This world is shitty beyond shitty belief of shitty

Bye bye Tewi..! See you next month..!

>>18951908
wow