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Haughty maids are olev?

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>> No.19002026

Why is /jp/ so fast today?

>> No.19002040

>>19002026
More people are coming to /jp/ to talk about Japan and the 2hus are freaking out that /jp/ is being used to talk about things that aren't 2hu so they're making a lot of threads.

>> No.19002052
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19002052

>Comrade, why are you of being late? In my unit, those late to battlefield would be punished by having rations cut in half.

>> No.19002055

>>19002052
Even if you say that, it can't be helped.

>> No.19002060
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>>19002052
I was...occupied. By your daughters.

>> No.19002076

>>19002060
Why is he on top of such a tiny tiger like that? He isn't doing anything lewd to her, is her?

>> No.19002093

Anon was raised by Werewolves and now he keeps getting in trouble at work for sniffing everyone every morning.

>> No.19002095

>>19002076
Maybe. Who's asking?

>> No.19002102

>>19002093
Are they rough, biker Wolves?

>> No.19002108

>>19002093
>>19002102
>Feral Biker Werewolves
What's their pack called?

>> No.19002116
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19002116

>This snek gives you an apple
What do?

>> No.19002126
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19002126

>>19002108
The Big Bad Wolves?

>> No.19002132

>>19002116
Duck under her arms, hug her, and leave my shoulder open for biting

>> No.19002134

>>19002116
I take a few bites out until the part that looks like a pussy is visible, then I show it to her and start licking it.

>> No.19002139

>>19002126
Not metal enough.
>Bïg Bäd Wülwes

>> No.19002148

>>19002116
Kabedon, look her square in the eyes, take half the apple in one go without breaking eye contact.

I will not be intimidated.

>> No.19002165

>>19002148
Speechless snek.

>> No.19002188

>>19002139
I bet they all have wild, unbrushed hair, covered in scars, with scary yellow eyes and sharp teeth!

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>>19002165
If the apple was jammed with sex potions like I'm assuming it was, she won't be for long.

>> No.19002227
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19002227

What, are you just going to sit there staring after stripping her naked?

>> No.19002230
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>>19002188
Tough awoos are best awoos

>> No.19002238

>>19002230
Despite how hot that hound is I can't get over the fact that the background is filled with nothing human skulls and skeletons.

>> No.19002243

>>19002227
Considering she gave me zero gems? Yes. Consider it a mutual cucking.

>> No.19002247

>>19002227
Something something, elemental discharge my phials.

>> No.19002313

>>19002238
She wants you to bone her.

>> No.19002326
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19002326

So who wants to be a squire?

>> No.19002332
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19002332

I love my waifu!

>> No.19002335

>>19002326
>tfw no centaur knight to towel off after her morning run

>> No.19002338

>>19002326
To some haughty High Elf? I don't know.

>> No.19002339

>>19002226
Actually, those look like fang marks. She'll probably still be speechless when nothing fucking happens because venom doesn't do anything when ingested.

>> No.19002342

>>19002338
Silence mayfly, her shoes need shining.

>> No.19002352

>>19002339
This is crazy magical lust venom though. The liquid could just be a vector for the magic to enter your body and take effect.

>> No.19002380

>>19002352
Weirdly enough, it would still anatomically be outside of my body. She'd be better off just spitting it in my--

Guys. Spitting cobra apops. Gross, or whyboner?

>> No.19002387

>>19002380
I like it when girls spit on me to begin with so...

>> No.19002481

>>19002238
Maybe it's other monster girls

>> No.19002654
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19002654

So how's the Sun treating you on this fine summer's day?

>> No.19002785

>作業ばっかしてると、いつのまにか日数がいっぱい過ぎてたりしませんか!
Work's keeping KC busy as far as machine translation can tell.
>>19002654
Terribly, allergies suck.

>> No.19002827

>>19002785
What work?

>> No.19002871

>>19002827
KC's your typical nip salaryman, only rather than drinking himself into a coma or killing himself he draws cute girls to cope.

>> No.19002901
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19002901

>>19002871
His existence is hell. I wish him all the best.

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19002934

There's no time to explain! Just hop on!

>> No.19002966

>>19002934
So I should just get a piggyback ride?

>> No.19002982

>>19002966
>asking questions when she already said there's no time to explain

>> No.19003004

>>19002934
Onward valient steed!
To justice!

>> No.19003052

>>19002966
I wanna ride piggyback on a salamander or a hellhound. To adventure!

>> No.19003191

>>19002021
Holy smokes the previous thread was fast.

>> No.19003211

>>19003052
I'd let a dragon ride me for adventures so we could build a hoard.

>> No.19003236

Wooly weresheep witches!

>> No.19003300
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19003300

>>19003236
Seducing you to strangely soft sleep.

>> No.19003317

>>19002326
i don't fuck with heels

>> No.19003366
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19003366

Why is a dormouse infestation so much better then a regular mouse infestation? I want my house to get swarmed with dozens of sleepy little mice!

>> No.19003383

>>19003366
You better hire the fighter's guild to deal with that soon or, or zzzz...

>> No.19003384

>>19002871
I wonder how much he made it with his works.
Like, if you're some really famous doujin author in Japan, that alone can feed you and whole of your family, right?

>> No.19003445

>>19003384
>Family

Don't give up!

>> No.19003448

>>19003300
I bet they do sleepy, creepy giggles while they scry on anon

>> No.19003475

>>19003366
I'm not sure if it's better, I love both large mice and dormice, the ideal situation for me would be having a couple of each.
>>19003384
He gets 800 dollars on enty a month which is pretty nice considering he doesn't release all that much.
I wouldn't say he's really famous for a doujin author though, monster girls are still a pretty small niche even if they're more popular than they used to be.

>> No.19003496

>wake up the morning after with the Mu Omega Omega sorority Minotaur tittymonster still lazily snoring on top of you
>her tits are smothering your face like a relaxing front-pillow
>she’s way too heavy and bulky to push off of you, so you do what your roommate said to do and try your best to slap her flank as hard as possible from your position
>she just lets out a comfy yet lewd moan and squeezes you even tighter, making it into a suggestive “MooOOooo~”
>you’re pretty sure you’ve been branded by this cow, which is nice...
>...but you’re gonna be late for class!

>> No.19003501

>>19003496
Squeeze the tits, it’s the only way!

>> No.19003510

>>19003496
Well at least there's milk to be had so you won't get dehydrated?

>> No.19003528

>>19002227
Gonna worship that body

>> No.19003534
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19003534

hump the hippo

>> No.19003542

>>19003501
>>19003510
>proceed to squeeze
>she lazily wakes up, smiling down as you try and squish those massive mounds
>she casually shoves a leaking nipple into your mouth before you can explain, then pushes down so your cute struggling face is smushed while being drowned in milk, giggling as her tail flicks back and forth
>”Mornin, stud. Hope you don’t have no plans today, cause I’m pretty full~”
>Dammit! Your anthropology teacher’s gonna kill you if this deluge of sweet, creamy milk doesn’t!
>you feel her powerful Minotaur thighs squeeze you further under her
>what did that book say about Minotaurs? ‘Sleep and fuck all day’ comes to mind...
>you hope that ‘Wandering Scholar’ Guy was just a hack...

>> No.19003545

>>19003534
Why didn't kemono sex friends catch up to the hype it somehow got?

>> No.19003554

>>19003542
It's okay dude, this is serious anthropological study of Minotaur mating rituals.

>> No.19003558

>>19003545
Kadokawa hate money and are happy to kneecap anything they have that ends up being successful.
First it was sitting on boatsluts and being complacent milking it without expanding on the franchise enough, then they murdered Kemono Friends.

>> No.19003560

>>19003542
Haku-sensei is going to be pretty mad

>> No.19003592

>>19003496
>>19003542
>>19003560
The Mino can fuck off
I have a Cake Cow to see!

>> No.19003615

>>19003592
I’ll take both!

>> No.19003622

>>19003592
>>19003560
>>19003554
>you finally stumble in, 20 minutes late with bed sex hair and milk-quenched lips
>haku-sensei shoots you an icy glare as you come in, but otherwise continues her lecture
>you bustle to your spot, and hurry to take out your books, zipping open your bookbag...
>...only for a humongous, massive frilly pink bra to fall out alongside the books
>the other girls in class giggle as you panic, and haku-sensei is now fuming silently
>”Mr. Anon... please see me after class.”
>a chorus of ‘ooooOOOooou!’ Murmurs through the crowd
>dammit, could today get any worse?

>> No.19003631

>>19003622
Question! Why does a university professor care? Her class has like a hundred people stuffed into the auditorium, surely one person being late isn't going to be that big of a deal.

>> No.19003639

>>19003631
Because she wanted to be the one to give you your first milking, idiot!

>> No.19003646

>>19002227
Worship the Pharaoh Dragon.

>> No.19003656

>>19003646
Would kiss her thighs

>> No.19003667

>>19003631
Clearly, Anon was teacher's pet. And she hasn't even gotten to pet him yet.

>> No.19003673

>>19003622
I need to meet Holst-San for study after class!
Haki-sensei isn’t as big as mino-Chan is she?

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19003683

It's getting hot outside

>> No.19003687

>>19003475
A harem of both species would be heaven. Though dealing with all of them sounds both mentally and physically exhausting. Constantly caring for all the dormice while keeping up with the large mice would be a herculean task! But the orgies where both sides do their best to reward their hard-working hubby would make it all worth it!

>> No.19003692

>>19003631
>”Im disappointed Anon. Very, very disappointed.”
>you sit in silence in the empty auditorium, trying to come up with a rational lie as to why you disrupted class
>she shakes her head with a frown as she holds the bra up with one hand, her third eye never leaving your gaze
>”Mu Omega Omega... do you have any idea how degrading it is to the entire ‘Minotaurus’ classification to objectify them down to just that one word?”
>you wince, not realizing you may have personally offended the teacher with your escapades, and look up to try and say something...
>...only for your mouth to hang open as you see her top pulled off and her angrily trying to shove her huge breasts into the bra you brought with you, hers being just about the right size though with some added overflow due to her weight compared to the muscly cut Mino owner of the garment
>”...And for what, just some roid-headed bimbo? They don’t deserve that kind of humiliation and objectification! There are much more deserving candidates for a virile young man like you to target!”
>before you can move, she straddles your lap, your face up to your nose being buried in titflesh and cleavage as your eyes stare up into hers, fuming behind her glasses
>her voice gets low and sensual as she adjusts said glasses and pulls out a riding crop from behind herself
>”Now... make it up to your teacher, boy...”

>> No.19003695

>>19003673
>>19003692

>> No.19003714

>>19003692
I'm getting Meiko vibes from this teacher

>> No.19003719

>>19003692
I sure hope that morning mino milk is doing its work after that pounding I took last night. Dick, don't fail me now.

>> No.19003722

>>19003692
Sorry holst-Chan, looks like I’ll be late for lunch study

>> No.19003723

>>19002108
>>19002126
>>19002139
>>19002188
They still can’t beat my biker Manticore waifus!
No one can beat the Daughters of Mayhem!

>> No.19003735

>>19003687
>spoiler
Those would make it more than worth it. A dormouse lazily laying on top of you while she struggles with how good you being inside her feels, a large mouse clinging onto your arm while masturbating and the other large mouse pinning down the remaining dormouse to try and assert dominance so she can go next.
Mice are too good for this world.

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19003743

>>19003735
Mice are truly too good, bless this post.

>> No.19003751

>>19003735
>Large mouse
At least go for the good mice. What you want are hinezumi and dormice. The dutiful fire rats would practice their holds on the dormice while you penetrate the sleepy ones, letting them practice their Jiu Jitsu while you get to fuck in more interesting positions.

>> No.19003758

>>19003723
I’d actually would want to go to Daytona Bike Week if MGs were around.

>> No.19003762

>>19003714
Hey, I portrayed what I was goin for! Sweet!
>>19003719
>>19003722
>an hour later, you stumble out of the auditorium, panting and even more disheveled than you came in (and you certainly ‘came in’)
>looking at your phone you see you’re a half hour late to your study session with that one girl, and with an exasperated groan you scurry off to see if she’s even still there
>you arrive at the quad, looking around at all the various men, women and Monstergirls, trying to find your study partner
>”O-oh! Anon! Oh I’m- I’m over here Anon! Hi!”
>you’d recognize that voice like bells and mistletoe anywhere and then to see your Holst study friend meekly waving at you from under a tree as she brushes her skirt off with her other hand
>looks like she was peacefully napping and just woke up, so thankfully you didn’t miss much
>as you walk over she happily smiles, clasping her hands together as her tail swishes back and forth, haler hand clasping sending a noticeable quiver through her tremendous bosom
>”I’m so glad you could make it Anon! How has your morning been!”
>you sigh as you sit down next to her and she joins you, pulling her books out of her bag
>you explain to her what a crazy 24 hours it’s been and your experience, regaling her with the situations if not the details before asking her if it’s normal for this to happen in Monstergirl-accepting college, seeing as she’s a year older than you
>she giggles, a sparkly, shiny noise, then puts a finger to her chin
>”Wel, not really, but that’ll happen when you’re marked so strongly for a species, silly!”
>you cock an eyebrow while you fish out your own books, asking what she means
>”Oh, you didn’t know? Anon, you’re positively radiating with it! You drank Thick Holstaur Milk, didn’t you?”
>you freeze, your eyes widening as you remember back to yesterday lunch when you were eating with your roommate
>you’re distinctly remembering now that he gave you a bottle of milk to drink, and seemed like he was hiding a smirk while doing so
>it all starts to make sense to you, even as you feel a pair of humongous breasts start to press against the back of your neck while Holst-chan cutely giggles and moans...

Fin

>> No.19003774

>>19003762
Cute AND canonical, bravo anon

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>>19003743
Bless the mice too.
>>19003751
But anon, all of the mice are good. Hinezumi may be my favourite but that situation appeals more to be with smaller and less aggressive mice.

>> No.19003778

>>19003762
Great. I loved it. Do you have a pastebin where you're going to save this?

>> No.19003779

>>19003762
Lovehate that friend. Also, I need to find his supplier.

>> No.19003789

>>19003774
>>19003778
Thanks pals
Nah, it’s just some little greentexts while bored on the road, save it if you like

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>>19003775
Yes, bless the mice too! Though gonna disagree with you on the hinezumi bit, dormouse and large mouse share a #1 spot for me.

Its so nice to see people talking about mice more. The girls are finally getting more of the attention they deserve!

>> No.19003807

>>19003762
>juggling partygirl muscle Mino, dom/M thicc teacher Haku, and girl-next-door titcow Holst
Quite a freshman year.

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>> No.19003825

>>19003807
Imagine walking with them all at once, one on each side and one balancing her breasts on your head from behind.
I’m imagining anon/myself being a shortie in this situation.

>> No.19003858

>>19003762
>>19003807
This is heaven, cow harems a best.

>> No.19003868

>>19003762
Cute cows!
Gonna marry them all!

Is a cow harem called a herd?

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>>19003683
Sure is! The water is still way too cold though.

>> No.19003886

>>19003825
>>19003858
>>19003868
>mino and haku arguing brains vs brawn
>Holst just trying to say everyone is right in their own way and stay positive

>> No.19003892

>>19003886
Holst chan is the shortest and the biggest

>> No.19003914

>>19003886
>"But isn't it best to have both?"
>Cue sensei lifting and mini studying
>Meanwhile, the holst is content to cuddle and keep doing what she was doing

>> No.19003976

>>19003914
>Two brawny scholars
>Soft Cute holst

The best

>> No.19003977

>>19003914
She just eliminated her competition so she gets him all to herself.

>> No.19003984

>>19003976
>Soft holst
>Toned scholar
>RIPPED jock who's not as stupid as she could be
Variety is king.

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19003993

>hanging out with the dumb minos when you could be hanging out with the tengu instead

>> No.19003994

>>19003984
That it is.
Comfiest harem in the land.
Pregnancy required

>> No.19004003

>>19003977
I mean, if it was me the minotaur would politely be told to go fuck herself after the first night anyway so the conversation wouldn't have happened and we'd just have sensei teaching everyone how to be lewdest together, but...

>> No.19004013

>>19003993
I am a huge fukkin nerd so I need my fellow nerd classmates. Who would be in engineering with me besides the Hakutakus and the Gremlins? Maybe Anubi studying Civil?

>> No.19004014

>>19003993
At least they aren't harassing me based on my choice of literature.

>> No.19004017

>>19003993
Cows > others

>> No.19004020

>>19004017
Pfff, no.

>> No.19004023

Monster girls healing humans with ptsd is great

>> No.19004026

>>19004023
Monster girls giving humans ptsd is better

>> No.19004029

>>19003984
>your new apartment needs widened doors
>for the massive mino frame, the massive Holst tits, and the massive Haku ego

>> No.19004041

>>19004026
NO. Healing all the way!

>> No.19004042

>>19004020
Yes.

>> No.19004045

>>19004029
>>for the massive mino frame, the massive Holst tits, and the massive Haku horns
FTFY. Irrumate haughty sensei!

>> No.19004052

>>19004045
Please.
Sensei is in charge here!

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19004056

I wonder why lesser succubi have a tendency to be drawn with pink fur

>> No.19004067

>>19004052
Not when the Mino and the Holst get smug grins and decide to grab her by the head and force her to deepthroat you.

>> No.19004069

>>19004052
Not when I make myself Dean of Bedroom Studies!

>> No.19004072

>>19004056
They get imperfect coating of dark magic maybe?

>> No.19004074

>>19003993
Those nerds aren't good with hanging out with other people.

>> No.19004081

>>19004067
Please, she’ll just show them what she knows!

>>19004069
Please, you’ll have to pass some of her tests before you can claim that

>> No.19004085

>>19004045
>haughty sensei
i bet shes weak to anal

>> No.19004090

>>19004081
>Teacher
>Testing the dean
No. Especially not once you ask your bro's succ friend for advice. Also, >>19004085

>> No.19004101

>>19003798
Nothing wrong with disagreeing, can't choose which girls hold a place in your heart after all!
It's really nice to see, sometimes all it takes is a small nudge for less popular girls to get the attention they deserve.

>> No.19004106

>>19004085
Just imagine plowing Haku-sensei's ass from behind as the Mino smirks and lets you drink from her tit so you can keep going longer.

>> No.19004120

>>19004056
They’re super sensitive after transforming so the fur prevents her from coming from the mere touch of her husband.

>> No.19004121

>>19004106
>Plowing sensei while the mini pushes her head into the bed and lets you drink from her and the holst leans into you from behind so you can hump harder while squishing her breasts against you and plays with your nipples
Student uprising!

>> No.19004130

>>19004121
>Got violently Moo-snu'd during a party
>As a result, got Moolested by his teacher.
>Then got together with his cute Holst study buddy.
>Wound up with a harem of Busty Cowgirls
Not bad for a scrawny anon, though he probably won't be scrawny much longer with his set of wives.

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19004136

don't forget about your loans for college, anon.

>> No.19004144

>>19004136
Joke's on you, I already paid all of those off!

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19004152

Do shapeless abominations who work hard to mimic a woman's body and act like a maid make good wives?

>> No.19004158

>>19004136
>CC Tanuki so desperate she'd go for a man half her age
How sad. I bet without her shapeshift she's just a chubby Shortstack.

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19004159

>>19004144
Impossible. That's going to be a 1000$ fine for lying to a Tanuki Bank representative. Of course, you can just marry her and settle that now

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19004164

>>19004152
daft one, are ya?

>> No.19004165

>>19004136
Paying off loans by becoming Tanuki boytoy

>> No.19004166

>>19004158
Do you mean a form perfect for molesting?

>>19004159
Not him but I never had one

>> No.19004167

>>19004159
That's not legally binding, she can bite me!

>> No.19004168

>>19004165
>you will never experience this
>you will never try to get into as much loans as possible just so you can keep paying it off

>> No.19004171

>>19004136
Jokes on you I never had any student loans.

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19004180

>>19004167
Tell that to her collection agents.

>> No.19004185

>>19004130
And I still can't decide if his roommate is an asshole or bro of bros. It's probably both.

>> No.19004189

>>19004136
Jokes on you I'm a complete failure at life so I dropped out of college to become a NEET!

>> No.19004190

>>19004158
Insulting a tanuki's marital status is a 100,000$ fine! Take that back immediately!

>> No.19004192

>>19004159
>"That's impossible. A college student with your salary has no possible means to meet your loans at this point."
>You try to explain to her that your family basically crowdfunded your loan payoff, but she's too caught up in her own rhythm to notice
>"I'll have to add an additional $1000 charge for attempting to evade your debt... or you could come into my office with me and we could... talk about it."
>Is she blushing?
>"Yes... talk about it. A long... hard conversation. It could take hours honestly, my office is soundproofed so we wouldn't be disturbing anyone. Why, we could do anything in there... haaaah~"
>The way she's twitching about there's no way she isn't aroused right now. You think you can see where this is going, especially now that she's leaning in close and whispering in your ear.
>"Come now anon, If you step into my office I'll forgive your debt. All it'll take is you whipping out that thick cock of yours and letting me suck suck suck it dry~ Don't you want to look down and see a classy businesswoman like me go "Gluk-Gluk-Gluk" on your dick?"
>"I'll even let you fuck me however you want~"

>> No.19004203

>>19004164
>Anon tells his Shoggoth maid about his dream where a being far older than the stars kidnapped him
>She calls him silly and offers to let him sleep in her lap so that he won't make any more strange dreams

>> No.19004206

How do you sleep with a undead if the dead don't rest?

>> No.19004208

>>19004168
So you want a Tanuki to ride your dick while calling you a slut?

>>19004180
I bet all three of them are cakes who couldn't get dates in high school or college!

>> No.19004212

>>19004208
>So you want a Tanuki to ride your dick while calling you a slut?
Who doesn't

>> No.19004219

>>19002654
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0u4hoBXLKZs

>> No.19004223

>>19004212
I dont , holy shit man you have to draw the line somewhere .

>> No.19004229

>>19004223
I draw the line somewhere
Just not there

>> No.19004231

>>19004192
>spoiler
that tanuki getting facefucked

>> No.19004242

>>19004231
That's how you get a heart-pupiling cum-soaked Tanuki who's now your legally bound wife because of the terms of the contract.

>> No.19004254

>>19002654
Sun can't get me inside.

>> No.19004258
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>>19004208
>I bet all three of them are cakes who couldn't get dates in high school or college!
Very rude. The real reason they never had dates in high school was because all the boys were tripping over themselves to ask them out! Yeah. That's totally the reason.

>> No.19004290

>>19004258
Sad cheshires are for comfy times

>> No.19004293

>>19004258
>Pic

A crying cheshire is some of the worst ;_;

>> No.19004297

>>19004206
They sleep restlessly

>> No.19004302

>>19004192
This is why you keep a copy of all receipts and payments

>> No.19004303

>>19004258
>crying cheshire
not falling for that trick

>> No.19004355

>>19004258
What is she crying about! I’m trying to figure it out, but i’m Stumped.

>> No.19004369

>>19004355
Because she's a sad lonely christmas cake.

>> No.19004392

>>19004355
She saw the latest movie in her favorite franchise, Avengers: Infinity War.

>> No.19004399

>>19004392
>Memecat watches meme movie
Makes as much sense as anything. You do you.

>> No.19004418

>>19004392
Oh snap!

>> No.19004458

Best bimbo mg?

>> No.19004463

>>19004458
Pharaoh

>> No.19004474

>>19004458
Your mom

>> No.19004481

>>19004458
Jubjub

>> No.19004490

>>19004474
I wouldn’t mind a tan bimbo Elf momster with a Southern California accent.
It’d just make me wanna rape her even more.

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>>19003984

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>>19002060
I want more tigers!

>> No.19004499

>>19004474
>Gyaru bimbo momsters
Mother of God

>> No.19004509 [DELETED] 

>>19004499
>Bimbo momsters
Time to go ona. Aquest to find who is the dad.

>> No.19004511

>>19004495
>No sensei

Well, 2/3 ain’t bad

>> No.19004512

>>19004495
Aww, their imoutos came to visit!

>> No.19004519

>>19004499
>Bimbo momsters
Time to go on a quest to find who is the dad.

>> No.19004522

>>19004490
>wanting to rape
>not wanting to BE raped

>> No.19004531

>>19004499
>Gyaru bimbo
Isn’t that redundant?

>> No.19004539

>>19004512
>Mino's little sister can't believe someone as scrawny as anon is her cool big sis' boytoy.
>Holst's little sister is too busy congratulating her big sister on getting the boy she wanted.

>> No.19004542

>>19004495
Why are you showing their high school pictures?
Are you trying to embarrass them?
Can you do one of Haku-sensei in her high school uniform?

>> No.19004549
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CUTE BATS!

>> No.19004567

>>19004495
Super cute.
Are you any specific artist or somebody new?

>> No.19004568

>>19004495
Based drawfag, they're adorable.

>> No.19004578

>>19004549
Not a fan of bats, but I love their fuzzy neck collars

>> No.19004579

>>19004542
>Mino-chan catches you and Holst-chan about to look at her Highschool photos
>"Ah! Wait no, don't open that!"
>Every picture of her has pale skin and disheveled hair and she's even a bit chubby because of the stress of being a country girl working hard to make it in a big city school.
>The only reason she doesn't die of embarrassment is that she gets snugglefucked and called cute all night long that night.

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>>19004578
Forgot quote

>> No.19004596

>>19004567
I've been lurking for a bit. kinda wanted to join in

>> No.19004604
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>>19004588
She's also a vampire bat

>> No.19004609

>>19004596
You know by now that we’re all pieces of shit here, so don’t take anything anyone says too seriously, including this statement.

>> No.19004616

>>19004596
We’ll keep it up man you’re pretty good and you’re only gonna get better with practice.

>> No.19004617

>>19004596
Well good on you, you draw cute cows so I already like you.

>> No.19004620

>>19004604
Her straw doesn’t go into the liquid.

>> No.19004623
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>>19004604
When is a bat not a bat?

>> No.19004626

>>19004623
When it’s wooden.

>> No.19004631

>>19004626
Just because she’s Kuu and not very active doesn’t mean she’s not a bat!

>> No.19004635

>>19004623
Cute but frustrating

>> No.19004637

>>19004623
That is a fluffy bat. I want to motorboat her so she puffs.

>> No.19004658

>>19004631
I was talking about a baseball bat.

>> No.19004670
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19004670

What's it like when monstergirls have their own comiket equivalent?

inb4 it's a massive orgy

>> No.19004683

>>19004670
Name one thing that doesn’t end up with massive orgy

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>>19004670
They would act like weebs, wanting to fuck not a anime cartoon, but Chris-chan and DSP

>> No.19004696
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>>19004683
Holocaust

>> No.19004706

>>19004689
>Implying any monstergirl would want a sub F-tier Husbando like them.
Good lord you're an idiot.

>> No.19004715

>>19004670
Wasn't a whole story arc in monster musume that

>> No.19004738

>>19004715
It was a convention but it was more of a mass dating event than a comic expo

>> No.19004770

>>19004706
Well, they would.
Like it or not, MGs don’t care unless you’re an actual murderer.

>> No.19004773

>>19004689
Reminder that multiverse = waifus is a brainlet meme and nobody gives a fuck about you.

>> No.19004780

>>19004696
>People lined up in chambers that get filled with aphrodisiac gas
It’s like your not even trying

>> No.19004795

>>19004770
https://ask.fm/k_cross/answers/123510668373

KC literally said MGs hate murderes...

>> No.19004804

>>19004795
>unless you’re an actual murderer.
>UNLESS
Learn to read pablo

>> No.19004829

>>19004804
Oh. I guess I should go to bed now

>> No.19004831

>>19004795
>Ellipsis
Not you again

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>>19004542
I don't think it fits very well...

>> No.19004848

>>19004838
>tfw the Hellhounds and Kitsunes are starting a turf war again

>> No.19004855

>>19004838
Nah, it's just the right size. Your style reminds me a bit of the salamanderfag who drew here once.
Or at least how I remember his drawings.

>> No.19004862

>>19004838
She almost looks twenty six!

>> No.19004864

>>19004838
Haku Sensei a cute!

>> No.19004879

>>19004838
Nice, looks good man.

>> No.19004888

>>19004773
Anyone else remember a journal article brought up here about a year ago? It talked about the implications of parallel universe existences and wether or not it was reasonable to think about relationships between them? I can’t seem to find it in the archives.

>> No.19004901

>>19004838
Doing god's work. I want to take haku-sensei on a date and make her feel young again.

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19004945

>>19004838
Takus are great.

>> No.19004952

>>19004945
Such graceful creatures

>> No.19004987

>>19004838
You’ve made my weekend anon. Thank you.
I’m gonna impregnate Haku-sensei even if it’s the last thing I do!

>> No.19004996

>>19004862
Please Anon don’t embarrass her!
She’s only 30!

>> No.19005062

>>19004996
Do Hakus get wiser as they age?

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>>19005062
They get bigger!

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>>19005062
Wiser in all matters other than sex.

>> No.19005079

>>19005067
Bigger?

>> No.19005109

>>19005067
She gets bigger when I pull on her

>> No.19005138

>>19004795
>>19004804
Where is the line drawn though do men who have killed in times of war count?

>> No.19005149

>>19005138
That's not murder though, that's "If I don't kill this guy, I die"

>> No.19005150

>>19005138
I imagine honorable battles don't count.

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>>19004848

>> No.19005175

>>19005071
Because they're born experts. That must be an odd thing to experience.

>> No.19005182

>>19005079
From 1 dm to 2 M!

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>>19005169
They’re at it again I see.

>> No.19005197

>>19004136
Shit you had to remind me

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19005231

what secrets does the book hold?

>> No.19005235

>>19002230
Personal headcannon, this depicts a hellhound that just became a monster girl upon the ascension of the new Overlord.

What follows may be a confusing and remorseful time as she has to come to grips with all the people she killed, and the fact that for the first time she is able to feel bad about it.

>> No.19005239

>>19002785
Really brings home his dislike for the oppressive work atmosphere that defines so much of Japanese culture, and how he uses MGE as a outlet to create a much more relaxed world.

>> No.19005252

>>19005169
Somewhere there's probably a weaker monster girl taking bets and a Ratatoskr snapping pictures for the school paper.

>> No.19005253

>>19005231
Dickbutt

>> No.19005258

>>19005169
>Anon's our plaything!
>No! We found him first!

Being a male transfer student is suffering

>> No.19005292

>>19005258
This is the "i love getting raped by monstergirls but don't actually like it" or what?

>> No.19005295

>>19005292
It's important to preserve your purity for your waifu.

>> No.19005301

>>19005138
Intent seems to matter more to the monster girls than the act of killing itself, i.e. if the person enjoys killing, causing suffering, etc.

>> No.19005305

>>19005292
Anon just wants to study in peace

>> No.19005310

>>19005292
>but don't actually like it
Yes about that

>> No.19005404 [SPOILER] 
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19005404

Everybody's favorite welsh cat girl got herself a translated doujin. https://exhentai.org/g/1223408/1a9e43f07f/

Warning, spoilers present if you haven't finished Xenoblade Chronicles 2.

>> No.19005421

>>19005404
>CuckCat

>> No.19005428

>>19005404
I can't believe that in a game filled with scantily dressed women Morag is the one I'm most attracted to.

>> No.19005432

>>19005404
Been waiting for this, thanks anon.

>> No.19005441

>>19005404
The best character, a loli, and with a voice of some granny in the english version...

>> No.19005453

>>19005421
More like a harem, with said cat trying to monopolize Rex.

>> No.19005464

>>19005301
Even in those cases, they’re willing to give one last chance, more or less.
If they can convince a person to not act on those thoughts (usually by distracting the man with... themselves) they’ll still be fine.

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>"...Can I touch your ears?"
>"W-What!? Don't look at me like that! I was just asking, you can say no! Forget it, forget I said anything."
>"Huh? Well...I mean...I don't know why, it's curiosity, okay?"
>"..."
>"F-fine, I guess...they just...look sort of soft and round and...and squishy. This isn't weird, understand!? Have you ever seen a stream so clear that you wanted to put your hand in it for no other reason but to do it? Or seen a soft-looking moss and just had to get a handful? It's like that."
>"If it's rude, I apologize and I won't bring it up again. I wasn't sure if...if ears were as big a deal to your kind as it was to...to mine."
>"..."
>"...You can touch mine too..."
>"D-don't look at me like that! It's fair, isn't it!? You touch my ears, I touch yours! I just wanted to be fair!"
>"..."
>"...I'll be really gentle."

>> No.19005527

>>19005428
Just think of it as a present to open

>> No.19005551

I want to tease Bapho-chan after finding out that she wets the bed with her girly juices on a regular basis!

>> No.19005566
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With a pet like that big red cobra, would teach it to bring me drinks and stuff.

>> No.19005569

>>19005527
I guess I just love a woman in uniform. Seriously Succ in a bikini=Pretty hot, Succ in a full navel uniform=Lord have mercy.

>> No.19005573

>>19005551
>Onii-chaaan! You promised you wouldn't tell anyone!
>You promised!

>> No.19005582

>>19005231
>A Cupid dropped it from heaven
>Two people with their names written in this note will fall in love
Its actually just her chunni diary and notes on who to pair

>> No.19005583

>>19005573
I lied!

>> No.19005587

>>19005569
My nigga. Now I’m imaging a (Rear) Admiral Lilim and I can’t stop salivating.

>> No.19005588

>>19005583
OATH BREAKER.

>> No.19005605

>>19005551
What a baby!

>> No.19005607

>>19005587
Emphasis on rear?

>> No.19005608

>>19005566
I still think the uses it to scout for possible husband candidates.
It hisses in her ear and she fully understands it.

>> No.19005618

>>19005608
I've made them into sapient extensions of the Pharaoh's will. Someone's gotta run the kingdom while she's busy being dicked--I mean accumulating power.

>> No.19005622

>>19005607
You know it.
She has the biggest rear in the Demon Lord’s navy!

>> No.19005623

>>19005471
Don't touch.

>> No.19005629

>>19005235
>”Hhhaaang huung raaa-uhhh?”
>”Huuuuhhhh? Whaaa?”
>”What the?”
>...
>OH GOD

>> No.19005641

>>19004738
cant it be both?

>> No.19005645

>>19005622
Does she know it and flaunt it or is she oblivious to it?

>> No.19005651
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>>19005608
For those curious, KC has specified at least some of their uses in a Q and A on Monster Girls Redux:

>Q4. The Pharaoh has a pet snake in her picture, is the snake special?
>A. It is a kind of "Mamono Realm Beasts", told in the Monster World Guide II. Though they have large body, they are calm and smart creatures. By using the mana of the Pharaoh, they can be the weapon of their masters, and support their use of magic.

>> No.19005658

>>19005651
so its like moses staff from prince of egypt.

>> No.19005661

>>19005645
She’s oblivious to it at first; then she notices Petty Officer Anon staring at her whenever she leaves a room.

>> No.19005664

>>19005629
And so it was that as monsters began to build more complex societies, therapists were in high demand.

>> No.19005682

>>19005664
I'd imagine Demons apologizing to the prisoners they tortured before they became monstergirls.

>> No.19005722

>>19005661
And then Anon gets a new job as her chair.

>> No.19005755

>>19005566
Would rather have a grape snek pet.

>> No.19005765

>>19005722
>new job as her chair.
https://exhentai.org/s/150a5ca167/1174651-33

>> No.19005771

>>19005682
>Door to the dungeon opens
>”NO NO PLEASE NO MORE NO HAVE MERCY”
>Freshly turned Demon walks in holding herself in her arms
>Sees the man’s vile state
>The man is confused by the presence of this beautiful woman
>The demon is struck by the remaining embers of passion once existing in the man’s eyes
>With a snap of her fingers, the bindings are withdrawn and the man is dropped into the floor
>The demon walks over to him and collapses onto him, nestling her face into his bare shoulder
>Her cries are more sorrowful than anything ever heard before, like a child who has seen their parents die before them
>she finally manages to choke through the tears
>”I hope you can forgive me”

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>>19005623

>> No.19005788

>>19005765
Not thicc enough.

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>>19005623
no touch

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A
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>> No.19005833

>>19005682
On that note:

>Even at the time, the succubi were a capricious and uninhibited race who usually attacked men as they pleased. It is said that they were occasionally convened by higher rank monsters and employed to maneuver behind the scenes to accomplish tasks such as charming heroes and champions difficult to defeat with power, or emasculating the sovereigns of human kingdoms. They kept themselves separate from the horde of other races who consumed human flesh, since they did not share this trait, and the succubi* alone achieved a unique evolution, and began adopting behaviors and thought patterns that were unseen in other races, such as keeping humans as livestock instead of outright killing them.

And:

>Most monsters who had lived in the wild until then were ignorant of civilization, but due to having been endowed with the power of a succubus* by the mamono lord, they instinctively knew how to obtain a human man; however, it was extremely difficult for them to prepare a place where they could live with their men after that. It was the succubi who assisted them in the midst of that confusion. The succubi had already been keeping men as livestock since the age of the former mamono lords, so they were knowledgeable about the details of human ecology and how to make a place where humans could live healthily. They prepared optimal environments for bringing their human men to live as husband and wife, and many monster states, villages, and so on, were established.

>Additionally, most of the men who had been kept by succubi became their husbands just like that, and when the foundations of monster states, villages, and so on, were laid, having been able to receive the cooperation of these creative human men with their knowledge of civilization and technology is also purported to have been a huge boon. From the succubi's point of view, it could be interpreted that they simply arbitrarily created towns and societies where it would be easier for them to live to suit themselves, but since all monsters have the nature of a succubus*, these turned out to be very suitable for the other monsters as well. From the very beginning, succubi were a race that easily became involved with humans, so they actively accumulated knowledge of human society and culture, transmitted it to monsters, and modified it to be more preferable to them. In this way, succubi are the race that brought about most of the cultural and social developments in monster civilization.

So one can imagine being one of those imprisoned men, fed upon daily by a particular succubus. Sometimes he sees hints of regret, sadness in her eyes, and wonders if he is imagining it. He knows the inhuman pleasure she brings has certainly warped him, for even if he were freed he can't imagine living without her. Yet she is always restrained both in her actions and feelings, stating that if she went all out he would die. This pleasure, yet lack of her being able to express her love, its maddening. He's even demanded that she just suck him dry and get it over with for the both of them.

Then one day it all changes, she enters his room with a smile on her face, undoes the bindings, embraces him and whispers "I love you, for now and forever." She then rides him for the first time with no inhibition, he loses consciousness yet awakes alive and well.

Later he'd have to try to teach various formerly non-sapient monsters all sorts of things, but that's a tale for another time.

>> No.19005834

>>19005794
Molest the knife ears

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>>19005824
REMOVE

>> No.19005846

>>19005824
i've accepted that ppl have shit taste a long time ago

>> No.19005858

>>19005239
It must be difficult to get a good relationship and sex in Japan nowadays too, judging by how easy it is in the MGE world. I hear sexless marriage is fairly common in Japan.

>> No.19005860

>>19005841
I bet this is what Lamiae do when their husband is unfaithful.

>> No.19005869

>>19005794
Is she asking me not to touch her ears, or is she asking others not to touch my ears?

>> No.19005879

>>19005858
It's common everwhere anon .

>> No.19005880

>>19005869
yes

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>>19005869
Round ears on the sign so I assume she's standing up for the rights of humans everywhere to not have their ears molested by curious, potentially malicious elves that could bully you for your ears.

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19005902

>>19004013
Would anubis be overly punctual?

>> No.19005926

>>19005902
She'd tell you exactly how long you've been late on your first date with her.

>> No.19005958

>>19002116
Ask her to take a bite first?

>> No.19005961

>>19005882
Can I get a haughty big boobed Elf noble to touch my ears?

>> No.19005968

>>19005902

>You tell her to come to your place at 8:00
>Didn't say around 8:00, not 8:00-ish, just 8:00
>She has her eyes glued to her watch as she ascends the stairs to your apartment
>Without missing a beat or bothering to pause or even modify her speed and rhythm she knocks at your door precisely as her watch hits 8:00
>Not just any watch. No. It's her prized possession. Her Citizen A660 Chronomaster CTQ57-0952. Even GPS and radio watches simply couldn't compare to the sheer accuracy and precision that lost a mere +5 seconds per year. She had seen leap seconds suddenly added because her watch was suddenly an entire second off. The first time she witnessed it she stopped what she was doing and had to catch her breath.
>She's in a stellar mood the entire evening

>> No.19005979

>>19005882
>bad elves.png

What would you do if you came home and stumbled on that scene?

>> No.19005984

>>19005958
What's the point? Most sneks are highly resistant to their own venom.

>> No.19005991

>>19005968
I’m going to playfully bully her by showing off all the neat things my smart watch can do before admitting that he watch is really cool. But I prefer Seiko for true timepieces

>> No.19005996
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>>19003496
>>19003592
>>19003622
>>19003692
>>19003762
I appreciate stuff like this.

>> No.19006006

>>19004495
>>19004838
Breasts could be bigger.

>> No.19006026

>>19006006
>Telling a holstaur her breasts aren't big enough
It's like you want them to cry.

>> No.19006036

>>19004670
> diverse art from a wide variety of races
>much of what is sold would be lewd or love related
>fliers for the event would repeatedly emphasize the desire for single men to show up

>> No.19006059

>>19005979
Defenestrate potato, treat dark elf the way every elf secretly wants to be treated.

>> No.19006063

>>19006026
They've got plenty of options and I'll give all the massages she wants. Holst-Chan especially could use some love.

>> No.19006071

>>19005879
I think it's mostly a first world problem.

>> No.19006118
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>>19005926
she kept the schedule

>> No.19006127

>>19006118
Gonna bully her by penciling in a "holding hands" slot.

>> No.19006167

>>19006118
What if I put down “make a baby” at the end of that schedule? Would she adhere to it? Or would she notice my terrible handwriting and punish me?

>> No.19006180

>>19006118
>the schedule.png

nice

>> No.19006185

>>19006167
She would punish you for not properly filling out the application first. She’s perfectly happy to do so, she just wanted some forewarning.

>> No.19006194

>>19006118
Nice. Very nice.
Please don’t leave us.

>> No.19006235

>>19006118
>! Shirt
Does she still have !! under it?

>> No.19006261
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>Says that Greenworms that metamorphose into a Papillon even without a husband. By doing so she absorbs extra energy in the chrysalis and becomes especially thick because of it so she can better attract a guy

>Shut-in Greenworm who does nothing but eat junk food all day
>Awkward, socially ignorant personality and confidence issues prevent her from so much as talking to guys let alone anything beyond that
>Gets EXTREMELY excited when she feels her metamorphosis coming.

>Emerges as the thickest, most curvaceous butterfly most people could ever hope to see. Ass for days, bra-bustin' boobs, plump thighs; the whole five-course meal.
>Unfortunately, this does nothing to change her personality so she's still a creepy, lonely shut-in
>Her neighbors even assume she'd turned into some kind of moth since they never saw her leave during the day

>> No.19006270

>>19006118
Oh jeez Anubis-chan, you don't have to make a schedule for the date!

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>>19006127
>>19006167

>> No.19006277

>>19002654
Being with an Undine sounds pretty tempting right about now...

>> No.19006281
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>>19006261
>Unfortunately, this does nothing to change her personality so she's still a creepy, lonely shut-in
If this yields a Hex Maniac-tier Papillon I approve wholeheartedly.

>> No.19006284

>>19006235
one of life's many mysteries

>> No.19006285

>>19006276
Something tells me this one will be seeing a lot of use, cute schedule dog.

>> No.19006286

>>19006167
You don't put the baby at the schedule anon, you put it on her, without warning.

>> No.19006287

>>19006261
>>19006281
Oh baby. The things I'd do with her.

>> No.19006300

>>19006276
Quick! Deploy the emergency headpats and tail bushings to calm her down!

>> No.19006317

>>19006300
This! Pet the cute Anubis Kohai!

>> No.19006323

>>19006261
There should be a summer themed monster next. Something like some kind of sunflower girl.

>> No.19006335

>>19006281
>>19006261

>While excited about ludicrous body at first she finds that she's also easily embarrassed by it. Goes out into public in a heavy coat no matter how hot the weather is.
>She doesn't go out very often since she can buy most things online but sometimes ventures out when she's feeling brave; it's usually to grab good deals on manga at local shops or, rarely, even to go out and socialize
>She prefers going out late at night, however, and avoids crowded places. So she's still eerily wandering around/loitering at the park, on the subway, or down quiet alleyways
>Rumors start that there's a pervert who stalks the streets at night.
>It doesn't help that it's still warm and humid at night and she's sweaty and braless underneath the coat

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>Goodness Lumberfoot, with all that stomping around, every rat in the city will hear us.

>> No.19006347

>>19006335
Hopefully that coat is modified to accommodate her wings.

>> No.19006350

>>19006335
Would she still go to conventions though?

>> No.19006356

>>19006347

>They have to be folded beneath it so it gets pretty uncomfortable
>Every once in a while in public she feels the need to open up the front of her coat and stretch her wings out
>Now people think there's a flasher on the loose

>> No.19006371

>>19006336
REIKSHAMMER HAHA!

>> No.19006373

>>19006350
Would she go in cosplay? Or would she just walk around with a coat and mask like always?

>> No.19006376

>>19006118
>schedule
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/679442

>> No.19006381

>>19006373
Coat and mask, and try work up the courage to get pictures of the cute male cosplayers. Especially if they're cosplaying her favorite swordboy.

>> No.19006388

>>19006356
>she finally gets a date with that anon next door
>she’s still wearing her mask and coat
>when she goes to open her coat a Cheshire police officer handcuffs her
>”Haha! I got the serial flasher!”
>”Ma’am please, she’s not a flasher, she’s my date.”

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19006395

>>19006336
Now listen here you knife eared piece of shit

>> No.19006394

>>19006381
>she spots a cute guy cosplaying as Link from her favorite LoZ title (it’s Twilight Princess btw)
>she then realizes it’s the cute anon next door to her in her apartment complex

>> No.19006402

>>19006127
wasnt that already there?

>> No.19006403

>>19006118
She forgot to schedule Surprise anal

>> No.19006406

>TFW try to listen to Alestorm at work to calm down and think rationally
>MFW the ideas of a Pirate Phantom are coming back
BY SUNRISE WE'LL ALL DANCE THE HEMPEN JIG
SO HOLD UP YOUR PINT OF RUM AND TAKE ANOTHER SWIG

>> No.19006411

>>19006403
it wouldn't be a suprise if she did

>> No.19006418

>>19006395
The only way to silence a sassy Wood Elf is with a kiss!

>> No.19006433

>>19006394
>He recognizes her
>Comes right up and starts talking to her
>She panics so much her wings start beating
>Anon gets an eyeful

>> No.19006435
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Tomboy yeti childhood friend!

>> No.19006440
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>>19006406
I'd sing with a pirate queen.

>> No.19006451

What were mermaids like before the new DL took over?

>> No.19006455

>>19006435
>Ohayo!

>> No.19006475

>>19006451
They probably just lured the guys to the sea and had them drown. Maybe they were one of those species who fell in love too.

>> No.19006506
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>>19006281
I tried

>> No.19006511

>>19006506
Thank you! You're on a roll my man.

>> No.19006516

>>19006455
>Indiana!

>> No.19006524

>>19006506
Very cute

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19006532

>>19006435
Smug bookworm lamia childhood friend in the winter!

>> No.19006534

>>19006506
>pap.png

Do you draw these in pencil? Looks pretty good!

>> No.19006544

>>19006534
thanks, I draw these digitally

>> No.19006553

Got a new Kobold commission done! Waifu and daughteru looking cute in latex and chastity gear.

https://imgur.com/TAMMWRR
https://imgur.com/lKFg0IW
https://imgur.com/7Pvhjso

>> No.19006554

>>19006506
That was quick.

>> No.19006573

>>19006553
Stop sharing this garbage here.

>> No.19006574

>>19006553
>When one man's autism has ruined an entire species

>> No.19006578

>>19006553
Cuter than it should be somehow, nice.

>> No.19006584
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>>19006532

>> No.19006596

>>19006584
>bossy, mean Apophis classmate makes you eat her out every morning
God yes yes yes

>> No.19006597
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19006597

>>19003993
I'll hang out with that tengu's cousin instead. She's quick to hook-up with and fuck, and she's better in bed

>> No.19006600

>>19006506
10/10 would grind RPGs with.

>> No.19006603

>>19006553
Oh hi KDF.

>> No.19006609

>>19006597
Kinda weird how she keeps calling it "pump-a-rum" though.

>> No.19006612

>>19006597
But she's gross.

>> No.19006629

>>19006597
Best bird, would pay a black harpy for sex.

>> No.19006633

>>19006609
Maybe a cultural thing, I don't know.

>>19006612
How so?

>> No.19006644

>>19006633
She's a hookerbird.

>> No.19006655

>>19006553
The first one is ok, the rest are weird though.

>> No.19006656

>>19006629
I bet she sells for cheap too.

>>19006644
I'm sure she keeps herself clean

>> No.19006658

>>19006433
>“And that’s how I met your mother!”
>as anon recalls the first time he really met the shy girl next door to his Greenworm daughterus as they munch away happily on their salads

>> No.19006671

>>19006658
>”How- mnchmnchmnch- how big were mommas boobs papa?”
>”Thiiiiiiiiis big!!!!!”
>”Dear!!!!”

>> No.19006676

>>19006658
>Some are considering waiting like mom until they become like her

>> No.19006687

>>19006656
>I bet she sells for cheap too.
I sure hope so, I'm not exactly rich and they don't seem like they would cater to the high end market anyway.

>> No.19006724

>>19006687
>struts up to your car with a sashay to her hips and a tired smile
>leans over into your window, with straight legs bent at the waist
>”Hey pickle-pee. 30$ for a pump-a-rum, 50$ for two rounds, and half off If you make it real shiny for me. You down pickle-pee?”

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>> No.19006753
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>>19006597
>Black Harpies will forever be associated with hookers thanks to sloppy seconds cuckolds

>> No.19006758

>>19006728
haHAA good one man I laughed out loud!

>> No.19006784

>>19006724
>"Buy me a nice dinner and we can do an overnighter, free of charge, just cause I like ya!"

>>19006753
Well they do look the part

>> No.19006799

>>19006784
>they
Nigger that's just a single member of the species in that profile art.

>> No.19006802

>>19006728
>M'Lady

>> No.19006804

>>19006553
>KDF in 2018

>> No.19006805

>>19006728
>that gay furfag shitter that avatarfagged as Michael Rooker
I'm glad some folks from the past are gone.

>> No.19006812

>>19006506
You succeeded.
Draw a Hatter. Being lewdclassy.

>> No.19006831

>>19006812
The great debate
Bootyhatter
Tittyhatter
?

>> No.19006837

>>19006831
Midriff hatter

>> No.19006843

>>19006831
One would need to be pear shaped and the other would be hourglass, with fashionable outfits and hats to compliment.

>> No.19006847

>>19006831
My Hatter wife is a classy woman, she holds a noble and distinct hourglass that satisfies all desires like a fine wine!

>> No.19006856

>>19006831
Booty those pants were made to show off their nice slim curves

>> No.19006864

>>19006843
>come home
>your wife is making out with herself in three separate bodies all of different shapes
>”Ah, welcome home dear. Come, join me, if you would.”

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19006874

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Og3joyCntrI

I want to go dancing in the woods with Titania!!!

>> No.19006881

>>19006831
Tittyhatter, so that you can add her milk to your tea and she can add your 'milk' to her tea.

>> No.19006894

What do monstergirl houses look like? I imagine some monstergirls live in the wilderness, some with humans, but others make their own dwellings.

>> No.19006917
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>>19006894
Depends on how civilized and resourceful they are. Species like Werewolves and other forest dwellers are bound to live in comfortable tribal huts or caves while city dwellers have humble fantasy homes.
All in all, it depends on the species and location.

>> No.19006933

>>19006724
50 it would be, she'd have to make it worth it though because that's quite a lot for a cheap bird.

>> No.19006934

>>19006831
Fathatter

>> No.19006940

>>19006894
irc cirno lives in an igloo, I thought that was pretty cute.

>> No.19006941

>>19006671
Good. Gonna bully her even more when we go to a convention and I get her Zelda costume tailored to be two sizes too small for her.

>>19006676
I’d still love them no matter what. If they get a husband after they’ve become Papillons or if they jump the childhood friend who lives down the street.

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19006949

I said I'd post my story Friday, so here it is:
https://pastebin.com/uirwKXBJ

New Scene at 96
Conclusion at 277

This marks the end of the introduction to a series of stories I'm calling "Song of the Swordsman" which started with last year's "A Beginning"

I've been stuck on this introductory bit for over a year now, so I decided to cut several scenes and wrap it up so I can get to the real meat of the story.

Tags:are for fags

Some notes:
The cut scenes mainly involved the Swordsman going about his day, interacting with a few Succubi and other monsters at the camp. There was also a follow up on the investigation of a certain Order soldier into a certain matter. I will be writing that as a standalone at a later date.

My formatting isn't the best, and is inconsistent between parts I wrote at different times. Please tell me if I should be indenting, double-spacing, etc. for paragraphs, dialogue and such. Also, I have spellcheck and can proofread, but I am not the best editor.

>> No.19006957

>>19006941
I much prefer the Thick christmas cake Papillons.

>> No.19006963

>>19006418
or you could just irrumate her

>> No.19006982

How much could you cum down a Ghoul’s mouthpussy before she gags or sputters or spills a single drop? Say you have an indefinite supply of Manticore spines.

>> No.19006994

>>19006982
I mean, her tummy has to get full some time.

>> No.19007002

>>19006957
I much prefer thick, Christmas cake MGs anyway.
They’re much more willing to do anything for you because they’re scared of waking up one morning and it all being a dream and they’re back in their apartment waking up to go to their bullshit job.

>> No.19007018

>>19007002
Oh yeah.
Get a thick, desperate CC to put on a slut outfit she bulges out of and act like a begging bitch in heat as you jack off on her shameful face and tell her to bark and beg.
Oouuu, that’s good stuff.

>> No.19007021

>>19007002
i want to serially one night stand a bunch of cake monster girls!

>> No.19007033

>>19007021
Anon, that's how you get mob raped.

>> No.19007045

>>19007021
That’s how you get Eros Paladins at your doorstep making you take responsibility.

>> No.19007048

>>19007033
Even if they do, they can't marry me! I'll never be tied down!

>> No.19007049

>>19007021
After one or two they'd pick up the mana of the other monsters and set you up for your wife/wives to catch.

>> No.19007051

I want a gothicc monster to team me dark rituals.

>> No.19007057

It's been a while, mostly due to circumstances and what not, but I do have some commissions in the works! Here are two sketches that came in recently

https://i.imgur.com/HNKG7kJ.png
https://i.imgur.com/gwdJBXy.jpg

Anyways I hope you guys have been doing well. Hopefully new KC girls soon, it's been a while.

>> No.19007058

>>19007048
>they can't marry me
I think you need a refresher in MGC common law.

>> No.19007074

>>19007051
I want a group of gothicc monstergirls to team up on me and take turns with me!

>> No.19007076

What monster girl would eat pizza with me?

>> No.19007077

>>19007018
>”W-wan wan! Wan wan! I’m an... I’m master’s t-thick bitch in heat! Wan wan! Please punish me every single day m-master! P-please don’t leave me!”
What species, gents?

>> No.19007087

>>19007057
Take it easy wockfag. That second one is absolutely heart warming.

>> No.19007088

>>19007058
Psh. I'll defend myself in court.

>> No.19007093

>>19007077
Cheshire Cat

>> No.19007102

>>19007057
Big Wock! I hope you're doing alright.

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>>19006812

>> No.19007115
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>>19007088
>I'll defend myself in court.
lol

>> No.19007116

>>19007074
Which ones? Dark Mage is a given.

>> No.19007119

>>19007112
ABSOLUTELY BASED

>> No.19007124

>>19007112
>Sleeves rolled up
Looks like she knows how to get to work

>> No.19007132

>>19007112
Oh damn that's big.

>> No.19007133

>>19007112
Anon that is simply divine, you’ve drawn me my waifu without even knowing. Top shelf!

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>>19007076
Lamias. Although beware, she may swallow the whole pizza in one bite leaving you with nothing. Be sure to order a side dish or two so that you're not left hungry. And mercy be upon thee should she take a liking to you, she won't ever let you go! She'll treat you with the upmost care and respect though

>> No.19007155

Which one is the most powerful monstergirl species ever?

>> No.19007153

>>19007112
Please, please, cordially sit on my face until I expire dear lady

>> No.19007166
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19007166

>Want to celebrate XX coming to Switch West
>there are no MGs or even humanoid versions of Ahtal-Ka
>No based bug of Dragonators and Giant Robots

This is some next gen bullshit is what it is.

>> No.19007170

>>19007155
Lilim. They're basically lewd demon gods.

>> No.19007181

>>19007155
Lilims
They're the Grey knights of the MGE

>> No.19007182

>>19007115
I'll one night stand the prosecutor too!

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>>19007166
>next gen bullshit

>> No.19007194

>>19007155
The Demon lords OC edgelord older sister

>> No.19007200

>>19007112
I’m frozen. I don’t know where to put my cock first. That’s why she’s making that face.

>> No.19007209

>>19007166
What a MGE dragonator be?

>> No.19007212

>>19007155
LIlims > Baphomets > Dragons > other high tiers > everything else

>> No.19007224

>>19007112
Oh you're good.

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Ojou laughs are the best. Followed by mojyo "gufufufu".

>> No.19007249

>>19007193
Anon please, Mantis in MGE is already under represented we don't need even less in everything.

>> No.19007256

>>19007155
Excluding the DL, in order:
>Lilims
>Baphomets
>Dragons (all subspecies)
>Apophises
>Pharaohs
>Inaris/Youkos with 9 tails

You could arguably put apophises anywhere on the list, even the top. Their venom OP

>> No.19007261

>>19006917
I always pictured yukionnas living in cozy log cabins.

>>19006940
cute...

>> No.19007267

>>19007244
but what kind of monster would have the'nyahaha' laugh?

>> No.19007278

>>19007256
There's probably an argument for Griffons either on par with Dragons or slightly bellow.

>> No.19007280

>>19007209
A demonic silver Pile Bunker.

>> No.19007281

>>19007166
Wouldn't ahtal-ka just be a mantis in egyptian attire?

>> No.19007283

>>19007076
cheshire cat

>> No.19007288
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>>19007267
Any cat subspecies. Especially pic related.

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>>19007267
Do you have to ask?

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>>19007256
>venom OP
>melee range only

>> No.19007298

>>19007256
Vampires are there

>> No.19007299

>>19007267
Cats.

>> No.19007301
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19007301

>>19007267
Some sort of Cat Villain.

>> No.19007310

>>19007301
>I'm going to detonate an aphrodisiac gas bomb in the middle of the city and no one will stop me! Nyahahahaha!

>> No.19007311

>>19007293
>Implying apophises aren't maxed out on their sneak skill and illusion magics

>> No.19007313

>>19007256
Wouldn't the angel ones (angel, cupid, houri, etc) be pretty powerful too? KC said that houris are "full-fledged divinities" or something like that.

>> No.19007323

>>19007313
Houri housewife with a wooden spoon could make lilims tremble

>> No.19007329

MGE Anteater girl when

I know there's one in MGQ Paradox that doesn't leave you dead too

>> No.19007330

>>19007313
Divinities is means they have the quality of being holy and/or sacred. It's not really associated with power.

>> No.19007336

>>19007292
I wish Latenight did more with that Cheshire design since that fat ass needs more justice.

>> No.19007341

>>19007298
Vampires have too many weaknesses

>> No.19007345

>>19007311
I’d love to see my dumb pudgy team-rocket-tier Abossphis try to sneak up on me!

>> No.19007351

>>19007341
They are hight tier by canon. Their only weakness is sun outside undead kingdoms.

>> No.19007359

>>19007341
>>19007351
Yep. Undead kingdoms are in perpetual night and they're unlikely to leave their place too.

>> No.19007361

>>19007351
And garlic. Literally just wear necklace or braid of garlic and you win

>> No.19007362
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>>19007336
Honestly, I kinda wish he'd drawn the other Ojous too.
I'm still happy I managed to get that ball rolling with a shitty greentext.

>> No.19007364

>>19007341
stakes
"stakes"
sunlight
sunlight magic
Garlic
Silver
Buff teenagers

>> No.19007366
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>>19007170
>>19007181
>>19007212
>>19007256
>>19007278
>>19007298
You guys are forgetting about that little cutie?

>> No.19007368

>>19007292
>tfw no snug, cuddly mg waifu

>> No.19007371
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19007371

Reminder that giving a griffon something to look after means more to them than people think

>> No.19007372

>>19007361
No, it makes them go rapemode, it doesn't makes them weaker.

>just smelling it will diminish their reasoning abilities, and render them unable to think straight. Were one to put it in their mouth, their rationality would completely disappear, and they'd end up going wild and seeking pleasure just like the original variety of succubus.

>> No.19007378

>>19007372
Just don't put it in her mouth then.

>> No.19007386

>>19007378
>just smelling it will diminish their reasoning abilities, and render them unable to think straight.
>just smelling it

>> No.19007388

>>19007323
dare I ask what she'd use the spoon for

>> No.19007389

>>19007155
Your Wife when you are in danger > Lilims > Baphos/Dragons > Starts to get fuzzy around here.

>> No.19007392

>>19007386
It says they need to put it in their mouth before they go rape mode

>> No.19007400

>>19007389
>spoiler
You. You get how things work anon.

>> No.19007401

>>19007330
Ah. I imagine they'd still be fairly powerful though, as angels are certainly not portrayed as weak in traditional depictions.

>> No.19007405

>>19007345
Is that the pizzapophis into facesitting and bragging? She’s a great thickfu

>> No.19007416

>>19007401
Sure, but I wouldn't put them in my top 5 in terms of power. Top 15 or 10 for sure though, as long as they stay in good graces with their god

>> No.19007417

>>19007371
Do you think griffons have a protective instinct towards mimics?

>> No.19007418
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>> No.19007421
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>Jazz music stops

>> No.19007425

>>19007417
>Single CC Griffon adopting an orphaned loli Mimic
I need it.

>> No.19007427

>>19007371
>Telling a griffon to look after my backpack while I went to the bathroom
It would be quite cute to come back to her guarding it.

>> No.19007431

>>19007421
>Air raid sirens blare

>> No.19007434

>>19007364
Don't forget if you throw grains of rice in front of them they have to count every single one.

Seriously that's a real weakness in the folktales.

>> No.19007435

>>19007371
Does looking after me count?

>> No.19007436

>>19007418
I swear you post this image every thread.

>> No.19007440

>>19007417
Those, and maybe Khepris too as they'd be really rare where Griffons are and they're all shiny and gold.

>> No.19007442

>>19007427
>she's strutting around it with wings half outstretched, head on a swivel, eyes intense and occasional hawk-like screeches when someone walks too close

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>> No.19007455
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>>19007431

>> No.19007459

>>19007440
>"I've got a rare scarab Beetle collection!"
"...But these are all women!"
"...A VERY rare scarab beetle collection!"

>> No.19007460

>>19007434
Uh... I think that you are thinking about Jiang Shi, not vampires

>> No.19007464

>>19007455
>Dramatic epic ominous classical music plays

>> No.19007465 [DELETED] 

>>19007418
>>19007447
>tfw this nigger spams Yetis every thread and drags their names through the dirt

>> No.19007475
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>> No.19007483

>>19007421
>>19007455
Reminder to always pack stretchy meat to distract Wendigos, or you'll have to deal with their fearsome drill attacks!

>> No.19007491

Give me a shortstack to snuggle.
The alcohol has awakened my cuddlelust

>> No.19007495

>>19007483
Truly, the terror in the trees!

>> No.19007509

>>19007491
roll for your shortstack
http://mgewiki.com/w/Special:RandomInCategory/Monster_Girls

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>>19007465
>Drags their name through the dirt
That would imply they were even popular and had much of a name to begin with, which they really don't.

>> No.19007511

>>19007491
You too? Alcohol and hobgoblins are a match made in heaven, it's no coincidence that there's a beer named after them.

>> No.19007523

>>19007509
I have acquired a shortstack wurm.
Deliver her unto me so that the snuggling may commence.

>>19007511
Yep, beer and brisket call to me.
Hobgoblins would be good snugglin' too.

>> No.19007531

>>19007509
>Giant Slug

... would that even work?

>> No.19007537

>>19007509
>High Orc

And suddenly, the hobgoblin of orcs

>> No.19007539

>>19007416
I imagine the Eros ones are more powerful than the others as they don't really change with monsterization.

>> No.19007547

>>19007537
Small, smug, and prime MEAT for snuggling?
Hell, as you snuggle her in your lap you can sniff her hair.

>> No.19007548

>>19007539
the other angels that is

>> No.19007555

>>19007509
Shortstack March Hare is just asking for sexual trouble

>> No.19007562
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Spoilered for your safety.

>> No.19007574

>>19007509
>Shortstack Hinezumi
More than fine with this! I'll cuddle that little flame rodent all night.

>> No.19007580

>>19007555
>Ahn~ Anon wants to bully my little body with his penis!

Poor lewd things.

>>19007574
Grope mouse meat

>> No.19007614

What if you lived next to a pool that was somehow home to a shy mermaid who sang every morning?

>> No.19007616

>>19007371
Could you imagine how protective a griffon would be of her child?
Thats a mother's and griffin's instinct to protect.

>> No.19007635

>>19007616
Imagine the child being protective of "Papa"

>> No.19007640
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>>19007491
Imagine a Troll built like a Doraf. She'd even have arms and feet proportional to her bodytype.

>> No.19007642

>>19007635
>Anon goes to work with griffon daughteru clinging to his back

>> No.19007643

>>19007455
In the name of the Paladins of Eros, you're under arrest Wendy.

>> No.19007645

>>19007643
>”aaaaWWAAAAAWAAAAA!”

>> No.19007648

>>19007640
Gib troll booty.

>> No.19007661

>>19007642
>"No! Give the job to someone else! Papa needs time to rest!
>"Papa let me give you a back massage. Don't worry about those meanies down the hall!I'll give them a good talking to!"
>"You're boss is a jerk, no one else had to stay late to finish those reports!"
>"What do you mean I'm getting you in trouble?"
>" Please let me stay papa. I don't wanna go anywhere else."

>> No.19007684

>>19007648
Just drop it right on my face

>> No.19007689

>>19007509
>Shortstack Liliraune
I don’t like it.
I love it.

>> No.19007698

>>19007661
That's where you just move her into your lap and scratch her ears while she falls asleep.

>>19007684
Anon please, its like twice the meat on half the frame

>> No.19007702

>>19007698
>its like twice the meat on half the frame
My face can still support it though if she sits on it correctly.

>> No.19007707

>>19007689
How would that work? Would their flower be small too? Or would it be normal sized and look massive since they’re both so small in comparison?

>> No.19007708

>>19007698
>scratching your loli Griffon daughter’s downy feathers as she hugs you and coos in her sleep
Muh heart.

>> No.19007718

>>19007708
Complete with little chuffs.

>> No.19007731

>>19007708
That’s why ‘take your daughter to work’ day is usually the most productive.
>boss yells at you
>behind closed doors of course, he wouldn’t dare do it in front of your daughteru
>come back and headpat your daughteru and work extra hard because you just want to headpat her more throughout your life

>> No.19007735

>>19007718
Imagine sandwiching her between you and mama griffon. That would be a flufy heaven.

>> No.19007747

>>19007735
The best fluff

>> No.19007746

>>19007718
>>19007731
>>19007735
>bring her home gently where your wife silently hugs you both
>”zzzzz... ma ma... I kept... papa safe.... zzzzz....”

>> No.19007759

What about a shortstack Mothman?

>> No.19007766
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>>19007509
>weresheep

>> No.19007768

>>19007759
Pofu. Pofu? Pofu pofu.
Pofu pofu hump hump hump pofu pofu.

>> No.19007773

>>19007759
Mini moth mofu is cuddly.

>>19007766
That's just cheating

>> No.19007781

>>19007509
>Shortstack Mothman
Muh dick.
>>19007759
Ironic.
>>19007766
Super cute.

>> No.19007791

>>19007766
A savior in the dark.

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>>19007759
This is the stackest moth I have.

>> No.19007817
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>>19007766
Reminder that hugging them will get you caught in an endless sex-sleep loop

>> No.19007830

>>19007801
so huggable

>> No.19007850

>>19007509
>shortstack tritonia
Now that would be something to see

>> No.19007858

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, please remember that you should avoid making your bed, the cold air will prevent girls from sneaking under the sheets to hide.

Unless they're spiders or centaurs, your set then.

>> No.19007859

>>19007801
I want to drink some moth milk

>> No.19007860

>>19007766
Goodnight~

>> No.19007874

>>19007858
Do NOT make your own bed if you have a meido!!! This is paramount to a heavy slap in the face in meido cultures!

>> No.19007880

>>19007874
>Maid being denied work.
She'd be pouting.

Funnily enough though, not making the bed actually is helpful for preventing bed bugs

>> No.19007886

>>19007874
>”Oh... Oh. N-no no, Master, you- of course, Master. Hmm. I will -sniff- I will do better, master. Please excuse me for one moment if you will.”
>sobbing sounds from the bathroom

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>>19007886
This reminds me. What is everyone's favorite off-race maid? Mine is dormouse. The idea of them getting all the chores in the house done but you only ever see them sleeping or asking you for cuddles and sex is great.

>> No.19007904

>>19007874
Reminder that it is perfectly normal for your meido to rub your sheets against her cheek, sniff them, and twirl with them before making your bed. This is to ensure proper cleanliness, and is normal.

>> No.19007910

>>19007766
The villainy of Nurse Weresheep will not be forgotten.

>> No.19007914

>>19007900
Salamander

>> No.19007915

>>19007886
>>19007874
I’m gonna apologize by making her favorite dinner tonight!

>> No.19007916

>>19007900
Kobold!

>> No.19007932

>>19007915
DO
NOT

>> No.19007935

>>19007640
>Imagine a Troll built like a Doraf
imagining a loli Troll built like Yaia but with a fat bottom instead of having huge tits.

>> No.19007939

>>19007900
>>19007801
Mothman Maid. Who's a shortstack.

>> No.19007942
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>>19007900
Anubis

>> No.19007947

>>19007935
>Little skirt that barely covers her hips and rear
>Shows off her panties at all times, unaware of this

Cute little troll

>> No.19007959

>>19007932
Why? I know how she loves my homemade seven cheese lasagna she’ll be crying for joy like every other time I’ve made it!

>> No.19007961

>>19007900
Could a mermaid be a maid?

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>>19007935
Perfect.

>> No.19008018
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>We'll never get a centaur version of the Lost Ark's desert chase scene

Life is suffering.

>> No.19008026

>>19007961
only a maid of evil.

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>>19007900
It's fine if it's just for a day. It would be enough.

>> No.19008039

>>19008026
>evil

You mean like holding hands?

>> No.19008048

>>19007900
Powerful maid
Like a dragon.

>> No.19008053
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>>19008026
We meet again at last

>> No.19008054

>>19007900
Probably wight.

>> No.19008072

>>19007900
Holst

>> No.19008081

>>19007900
Apsara.

>> No.19008084

>>19008026
>tfw no evil maid who spends her time while you're at work or sleeping attempting to conquer and enslave the world in your name
>She keeps referring to an unseen master while speaking to her underlings, resulting in rumors that grow ever more ridiculous
>Eventually they convince themselves that you can't show your face because your evil deeds are so heinous that the entire world wants you captured or killed on sight
>The most evil thing you've ever done is steal a street sign when you were 14

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>>19008026
Please tell me you were referencing something. I need to know.

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Isn't it un-noble like to have such obscene breast?

>> No.19008162

>>19008145
Suck her pillowy breasts while she pines for my blood

>> No.19008164

>>19008081
Even making the bed would be erotic.

>> No.19008229

>>19008164
>>19008081
Imagine her sashaying out with a tray of food, hips quaking and gyrating every step.
I’d have her outfit have tassels with little bells and such, so I can hear her dancing all over the house as she works.

>> No.19008248

>>19008229
And there'd be amrita for every meal.

>> No.19008257

>>19008248
From the taps?

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>>19007935
But Trolls already have fat bottoms

>> No.19008309

>>19008229
It’s silly, but I want to catch her washing windows with her booty by dancing against them.

>> No.19008315

>>19008081
>>19008229
>>19008248
>>19008257
>As long as they continue to reveal their dance before one's eyes, in other words, as long as one continues to be joined with them, the penis will never wither.
Imagine what it'd be like to have a permanent erection. That's pretty much what would happen with an apsara maid.

And she'd be so happy all the time.

>> No.19008325

>>19008309
>"O-oh, master! I was just..."

>> No.19008329

>>19008315
>Anon naturally incubizes with his joyous Apsara wifemaid
>he now has a nigh-permanent enormous erection just happily being around the house with her
>she often gives it a cute kiss while walking by, or uses a firm hand to jack him off without her eyes ever leaving his, always smiling
>life is simply eternal paradise
The freedom of it, imagine.

>> No.19008343

>>19008325
>”Ah, Maid. Ahem hem. When you’re done there, my pants need cleaning too.”
>”!... aha! Oooh, yes my master~!”

>> No.19008348

>>19008329
And then comes a happy family with an apsara daughter.

>> No.19008349

>>19008329
Girls kissing just the tip is perhaps one of the greatest things known to mankind.

>> No.19008363

>>19007900
Bubble Slime maid to wash the grime away.

>> No.19008396
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Fact: Shortstacks are the pinnacle of monster evolution.

>> No.19008406

>>19008348
Then the daughter grows up and marries her childhood friend in an Eros-style wedding.

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>>19008396
It's why shortstack imps remain the most popular familiars.

>> No.19008421

>>19008349
God, imagine her giving it a little polish before a soft long kiss on the tip.
>rises back up with a strand of pre stuck between the tip and her lips
>”Hmhm~ dinner is almost ready, my master~”
>struts out airily shakin’ it as she steps

>> No.19008432

>>19008396
No, the pear-shaped loli that grows up to a hourglass is.

>> No.19008443

>>19008414
>"Master summoned me because I'm the strongest, right?"
>your eyes drift down to her huge breasts, wide hips, and round ass
>"Uuuuuuh, yeah..."
>she cheers and pulls you into a hug with your dick getting hotdogged in her cleavage

>> No.19008450

>>19008414
>”Why, masta! You think I’m hawt? How cum, huh?”

>> No.19008460

>>19008406
I wonder what childhood friend Anon thinks when visiting her house when they’re both still young.

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>>19008099
maybe

>> No.19008506

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qszQl25VzvA
>A Wight will never say this to you

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>>19008500
I want to fug the smug out of that fox.

>> No.19008532

>>19008507
it would have the opposite effect

>> No.19008593

>>19008460
That quiet kid with the glasses down the street who likes going to the library?

>> No.19008626

>>19008532
Then I'll just have to try harder!

>> No.19008697

>>19008593
Yep.
>”N-n-n-now Apsara-chan, we m-m-m-most certainly need to study adequately f-f-f-for the upcoming exam. Are you sure your house will p-p-p-provide ample concentration?”
>”Oh of course Anon! Come come, come inside!”
>door opens and Mrs. Apsara finishes sliding down a pole fixture like a godlike stripper, landing right in her husband’s lap with her big sexy ass as he reaches around to grope it
>”Hi Mom~! Hi dad~!”
>they both smile warmly even as they start grinding against each other
>”Oh hi sweetie! How was school?”
>”Your mother made brownies, honey, they’re delicious! Oh, who’s your friend?”
>”Oh! Mom, Dad, this is a-“
>Anon is clutching at his inhaler, his stutter so intense he can’t speak
They’ll come a long way!

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>>19008414
I'm more of a goblin band lover ruling with my Hobgoblin wife

>> No.19009037

I want to gently stab my MG daughteru's clit with a Manticore spine!

>> No.19009075

>>19009037
I want daughterfuckers to be removed

>> No.19009105

>>19009075
>>19009037
Incest and the rare polygamy are one of the few things of the MGE universe I don't like.

>> No.19009113

>>19009105
What about inseki?

>> No.19009115

>>19009105
You don’t have to partake of either.
Though daughterfucking seems to me like the ultimate form of cucking the wife.

>> No.19009133

>>19009115
Yeah. Plus Eros doesn't take kindly to cheating.

>> No.19009137

>>19007661
>Come home after dropping the daughteru at home and finishing the day at work
>”Honey, our little girl told me all the nasty things they do to you at work. As you know, I am devoted to protecting."
>”I cannot forbid you from going to work, as that would threaten your sense of independence, but I strongly suggest you consider allowing me to be the earner for the family and protect you”
>” Those people don’t respect you or recognize you for all that you do and how special you are to me. I can’t stand to let them abuse you like that.”

>> No.19009141

>>19009133
Also what does Eros look like?

>> No.19009177

>>19009141
There doesn't seem to be a canon appearance for her, but given her servants I'd say she's a caramel skinned girl with pink or red hair.

>> No.19009192

>>19009133
Rip mousefags

>> No.19009200

>>19009133
>Having a harem or liking incest makes Eros hate you
Pretty sure that's not something KC intended, especially since a lot of being tend to go with the mindset of 'The more wives you have the more love you spread to the world' or things like that.

>> No.19009215

>>19009133
>>19009200

The Houri profile explicitly mentions a man who had 72 houri wives, so Eros clearly seems to be fine with harems so long as the members all consent to it.

>> No.19009231

>>19009177
I figured the same thing.

>>19009200
I still prefer monogamy in MGE.

>> No.19009252

>>19009231
I can understand monogamy, but saying Eros dislikes anyone with multiple wives is just wrong, especially since >>19009215 is a thing.

>> No.19009271

>>19009215
Yeah, looks like Eros is more against betraying and hurting people.

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>> No.19009291

>>19009215
Eros akbar.

>> No.19009292

>>19009252
Yeah, I forgot about the 72x houris in the houri profile.

>>19009284
>Dc32ZHyWsAA5AaD.jpg

very nice

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It's the season to be horny, right?

>> No.19009388

>>19009385
That’s every season.

>> No.19009440

>>19009105
>not wanting a cuddly MG imouto

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>> No.19009730

>Anon gets to fight a chimaera
>she keeps changing her fighting styles and personality on the fly, making her a tricky opponent.
>anon has to lean her her speech patterns with each dominate personality to help him in the fight
>it would help to lean so he can talk to her better when he gets to know her(all of her) more.

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>>19007661

>> No.19009740
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>>19009730
Even in MGE, they make great boss battles.

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