/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>19353807
I'd pop her cherry in my mouth.

Imagine how terrifying the first few days with your sandworm waifu would be. Save for the fact, the way she proactively dated you by leaping suddenly from the ground and capturing you, but your clothes melting right off of you would be very disconcerting. Couple that with the rhythmic sounds of her heartbeat reverberating throughout the inside of her body, and worse of all, how unsettling it would be to hear her tummy growling. Even though she's as cute as a button and as sexy as could be, she's the kindest girl you'll find in the desert, and she constantly reassures you that she'd never do anything that would hurt you or make your uncomfortable, that she just wants to protect you; it'd all be overwhelming at first.

>>19353837
To conquer the desert, you must conquer Shai-hulud. I must not fear; fear is the mind-killer.
Etc.

Happy Freedom Day y'all

>>19353853
Wingspan too small.

>>19353837
Would the inside of her smell bad from whatever she eats? Like a bad case of halitosis.

>>19353863
I'm guessing you'd be living somewhere other than her digestive tract.

>>19353847
Try saying that you're face to face with this little terror: https://imgur.com/a/QP490Aj

>>19353863
I imagine it's a little bad, but not so bad that the smell's overwhelming. I'm sure it wouldn't take long for you to get used to it though. It may also be that it's used to deter unwanted guests, but in time, for her hubby, it becomes a familiar, pleasant aroma. Something sweet.

>>19353883
>this little terror
I will dance the dance of my people.

>>19353837
unless she restrained me or spoke within seconds of me finding myself in the darkness of a creature's mouth i would likely panic and attempt to bite or claw my way out until i noticed i wasn't hurt. i assume she would get the glow on and make herself known just as soon as she captures you though.

i like undead

>>19353937
That a fact? City slickers will stick it in anything.

Recently discovered Dear Evan Hansen and every new musical I experience just makes me want a phantom a little bit more.

>>19353962
Musicals can be great fun, yes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZ-gfalEWI0

>>19353937
Zombies are good girls

>>19353807
I'd ask to skip to the biting

>>19353971
>Let's breed Bunyips!
I never knew Gilbert & Sullivan had such tastes.

Fight dragons and stuff.

>>19354011
How about make friends with dragons and stuff?

In the MGE world, I would aspire to do something odd.
Like steal something from the DL's palace
Or marry 3 queen slimes
Or give a dragon a gold sarcophagus... with a pharaoh still inside it

>>19354014
Too boring
First we fight, THEN comes the bonds of friendship or whatever they call fucking nowdays

>>19354018
Can Pharaohs order Dragons around?

>>19354023
Probably with some effort

>>19354018
>give a dragon a gold sarcophagus... with a pharaoh still inside it
That just sounds like a long line of bullying a pharoah

>>19354018
>Or marry 3 queen slimes
>1 queen slime is potentially capable of generating hundreds of subordinates
>3 queen slimes are potentially capable of generating thousands of subordinates
>use your new slime force to expand your reach and seek out more queen slime wives
>you are crowned the king of a queen slime nation comprised of a hundred thousand residents
>a hundred thousand adoring and beautiful wives that want nothing more than for you to exist in an unending state of bliss
That sounds like some good shit.

Whats the most "Evil" thing you can think of to do to a monster?

>>19354038
Strap vamipire to a chair outside on a bright sunny day and rig air fresheners to squirt garlic juice around her/at her mouth every now and agian.
Then leave her there all day

>>19354038
Give automatons a logic trap question
Telling a lilim she's just a poor mans version of her mother
Teach a few harpies to sing bring me back to life
Create the MGE version of Bonzi buddy

>>19354038
physically and mentally torture before leaving them for dead
thankfully I'm not that kind of person

>>19354055
A kakuen buddy? That would be hell.

>>19354038
Force a Mouse Thief to return the cheese wheel she stole!

>>19354055
>Teach a few harpies to sing bring me back to life
Watch this be successful and you accidentally made a new sub-species of necromancer birds.

>>19354102
You might as well be kicking puppies at that point! Thats just awful!

>>19354112
Oops, meant to post sad mouse instead of painfully aroused mouse.

>>19354029
Better than giving it to a grapesnake.

>>19354116
Guess she's a masochist.

ded

>I wish I was at home applying pleasure tattoos to my assistant

>>19353962
>Pirate Phantom wife
>Years ago, longer than she can remember, she was betrayed by her crew and sent to the depths in a bloody mutiny
>Now, her galleon haunts the seas, harrying the men who made sure the sea was her final resting place
>Legends spread of a black ship crewed by the damned that has ethereal blue flames that dance around on deck at night ( really Will-o'-the-Wisps who crew the ship )
>The only call that they have of your approach being a familiar song on a great organ that couldn't possibly exist on board, a ghastly Captain who looks like a skeleton with a beard of spectral fire cackling like a demon
>It's really just your wife casting a glamour on you and making you play the part of "Ghost Pirate" in her play, The Revenge of Captain Morrígan

>>19354204
Why is this lonely Lich at a party without her fun loving assistant?

>>19354249
Her assistant is getting attacked by a lewd wight.

>>19354236
A Pirate Phantom would look so rad.

>>19354321

>>19354236
>>19354335
Is she a Pirate Phantom or a Phantom Pirate?

>>19354351
Damn wights being lewd and flirting with those poor girls' husbands. Liches, zombies ans vampires would need to be extra careful or their husbands extra loyal.

I've been playing Hollow Knight and now I want to go on cute adventures with bug and plant girls!

Ain't no party like a cow party cause a cow party don't stop being comfy

>>19354628
Cud chewing intensifies.

>>19354638
BIg cows, small cows, muscle cows, soft cows, and softer cows!
Give me the cows!

>>19354692

>>19354711
I love cows.
I want a cow to be my mischievous, busty kouhai.

>>19354711
Cow tipping was never so fun.

I just can't into abdomens on bipedal bug girls. They look so cumbersome and unappealing. I'm not the only one right?

I want to marry a pair of Elves and then secretly dose them with fertility boosters at every meal to ensure a 100% chance of impregnation with every load pumped into them, keeping them pregnant at all times.

>Said to be a tentacle girl
>Named "Shogo", and lives to serve her master
>But appears to screw with another girl's mind in the end

I'm not sure whether to think of her as a Tentacle, Shoggoth or a Mindflayer, but I like her.

>>19354760

>>19354760
>>19354763
And of course the supposed mindflaying near the end.

>>19354760
>>19354763
>>19354769
>>>/u/

>>19354769
It's a mindflayer, surely.

>>19354745
Elven pregnancy lasts a hundred years!

>>19354769
>us
It's always spooky when eldritch girls talk like that.

>>19354760
>>19354763
>>19354769
>mindflayerfag continues to shit up threads

>>19354789
nonsense its very comfy having so many friends

>>19354792
Who? I just like tentacled girls and happened across that doujin.

>>19354799
It's spooky but in a good way, fear boner material of sorts.
>>19354792
Nothing wrong with a bit of tentacle loving.

>>19353642
But the land has been effected, there are even dark/umbral monster realms there (bright green/emerald are just the norm there due tot he nature of the monsters that live there).

>>19354804
theres an anon here who throws autism fits about the homoerotic encounters of mindflayers and beyond that its because of their mind bending into perceived NTR

>>19354831
It' a literal yuri doujin.
No ambiguity. It's two girls eating each other out with a big yuri tag slapped on it.

>>19354802
>>19354804
It's still shit and you're a faggot bringing that trash here, fuck off.

>>19354802
while lesbian sex doesn't even get a wiggle from me there is rampant homophobia in these threads so its best to not post any of that material even while its not against the thread

>>19354831
In that case I guess it's best to just ignore it, no point paying attention to people who get legitimately angry over monster girl content in a monster girl thread.

>>19354888
>muh homophobia
Fuck off back to tumblr and don't come back faggot.

>>19354903
you're implying i have an account or use that site and you can't simply hate speak about some homosexual material and claim it isn't homophobia

>>19354888
I suppose so. Guess I'm not allowed to like monsterization caused by other girls or harems or anything here.

>>19354789
>>19354804
>'Why are we doing this?'
>'Surely, you jest, young master.'
>'You humans are of the Deep, same as us. But alas, in your misguided arrogance, you left us for the surface. This blinding, damnable place.'
>'Ara? 'How did you find me'? Such a silly question, Master.'
>'We are linked, through the echoes of aeons. No matter what flesh your soul takes, we will find you. All you have to do is signal to us.'
>'Dearest master, the colour has left your face! Does our form not please you? Surely you don't want us to take our old flesh. We doubt your mind could handle it.'
>'Do not worry, the flesh is malleable, our love for you is not. Now, embrace us, Master. Let us become the woman you've always desired...'
>'We will be your maid, your sister, your mother... your lover. Oh, how we've waited for you in the dark'

>>19354914
harems get less hate than monsterization but yeah a number of people here have massive autism and actually get angry at internet content

>>19354927
>You have to be autistic to get angry at things you don't like
There's lots I'm seeing in the current world that makes my blood boil. Like real life sabbath living out of london. Only without the monstergirls.

>>19354922
Shog love is purest love.

>>19354938
you could always dislike something and not get angry at it but whats this shit about london if you don't mind spoonfeeding an under a rock anon

>>19354912
>>19354927
Your posting style makes it apparent you're a retarded faggot or a whore, you don't belong here so just leave and take your socmedia-level phoneposting with you.

>>19354961
not phoneposting and i don't use social media

>>19354914
No, you're allowed. The problem is the people who want it to be a MGE only thread but still have to cut out huge chunks of MGE canon in order to like it.
>>19354922
Shogs are perfection.

>>19354971
agreed

>>19354953
Apparently there are "grooming gangs" across the UK that abduct little girls and make them into sex slaves, and the police won't do shit about it because they don't want to be seen as racist.

Flip the genders around and make it about monster girls kidnapping shotas and you have the makings of a common MGC kind of story.

>>19354777
Actually it was more of a demo of sorts to get the human girl to buy tentacle pets for masturbation. The shop seems like the kind of place that would exist in a monster girl world.

>>19354922
Silly maid.

>>19355001
thats pretty fucked up

>>19354953
My point is, london is as far away from me as something on the internet, yet both can equally aggravate me.

>>19354938
>comparing real life rapes to posts about fictional monsters on a niche imageboard
Dude.

>>19354922
Write something or fuck off already

>>19355132
I don't have a lot of empathy, and I've seen it so often they're pretty comparable.

>>19355155
not him but where the fuck is your story

If we keep bickering we'll make certain gals sad.

>>19355208
adult children are for ignoring anyway

>>19355208
>Titanias and Unicorns facing the horrors of 4chan
I don't want this.

>>19354922
>colour
Please fix this typo

>>19355229
Learn to speak English you goddamn colonial hick.

>>19355232
>Colonial
What day is today?
It's America's birthday!

>>19355208

>>19355232
remember how southern drawl was actually from the uk

>>19355237
but she's blocking my way out of room so i can find a decent adult

>>19355237
Lonely Titanias are a crime.

>>19355237
If she's so lonely she should make her house into a hyperbolic time-chamber of some kind so people can spend more time with her without putting off their obligations in the real world.

>>19355244
if they became more reliable adults instead of worthless children they might have a shot at getting a husband!

>>19355218
delet

>>19355218
No wonder Monsters don't care about you then.
OH SNAP

>>19355322
oh noooooooooooooooooooooo a reversal burn!

>>19355322
Oh hush. To many of them we are all but children.

>>19355354
second panel is almost horrifying

>>19355360
Rude

>>19354055
>Telling a lilim she's just a poor mans version of her mother
One day bullies will be forcibly removed. One day.

>>19354055
insist on using your own silverware and furniture instead of shog

>>19355439
Its the truth isnt it
Lilims are just the demon lord with at least half of the PHENOMENAL COSMIC POWER cut out

>never being able to tell your children "the time your and your wife crashed an air fortess into a castle to defeat an evil wizard"

>>19355465
Plus a stupid gimmick.

>>19355465
But aren't they the manifestation of the DL's plan? The offspring of the strongest monster and the strongest human.

>>19354055
Telling Pharaohs and her followers they're better off graped. Also tell her the sun is too hot.

>>19355488
Do you meant the OCs or just lilims in general when you say that?

>>19355503
Not him but I'm pretty sure he means lilims in general.
Considering only about 4 of the 8ish OCs have true gimmicks and one of them is just a meme that has nothing to do with the actual character.

>>19355465
>>19355488
Rude. Apologize.

>>19355520
What what are these gimmicks?

>>19355520
So what are these gimmicks?

>>19355541
Being shit

>>19355556
You are shit

>>19355541
Lani's candy/wurms/explorer thing
Illassa's masochism
Viccy's hat (not really a thing)
Selene's fight happy mindset
Vanessa's weird anti-corruption standpoint

>>19355577

>>19355577
>this is the standard set for donut steelims
That nobody’s managed to think up of anything as good as the Queen of Hearts or even fucking Druella is really sad.

>>19355595
Victoria and Selene supposedly have fleshed out characters, but I don't trust them as I haven't read the stories.

>>19355609
Selene is just a product of her author’s autistic fightboner and I find it impossible to take her seriously.

>>19355609
Depending on who you ask, Selene is a fight enthusiast that "helps" people, or a warmongering bitch who corrupts on a whim.

>>19355175
I don't need a story to tell this loli loving, MLP watching, furry faggot to write

>>19355622
Is it that bad? I never read these thread stories.

>>19355657
these are some accusations anon

>>19355595
Mari supposedly has her whole floating islands kingdom going on but it's still a work in progress.

>>19355661
Selene started that way. With the "untitled story" and her short reappearance in burning edge, I like her a lot more.

>>19355224
>i'm 358 years old and what is this?

>>19355657
>MLP watching
>he fell for the meme

>>19355224
Both would do well as long as they only browse /c/ or something.

>>19355661
A Lilim, a being thats supposed to be the peak of sexuality is focused on power and fighting to the point she made an arena under her house.
In burning edge, a rich bitch is getting indoctrinated into Selenes mindset and to increase chances of it sticking she got corrupted into a salamander.
Scalebound is a shonen tournament arc involving actual dragons instead of dragon themed warriors.

>>19355622
Beast isn't autistic about fighting.

>>19355758
>Beast isn't autistic about fighting.

>>19355758
He is but that's what makes his stories fun to read. I'd rather have smut but fighting makes a nice change of pace to thread memes and overly moe-ifying the setting.

>>19355819
He keeps blueballing the smut. That librarian was the only time I didn't mind him skipping it.

>>19355836
Why?

>>19355847
Implied yuri

>>19355866
What a faggot

>>19355758
Have you not been in these threads long or have you only read the roulette?

>>19355866
I don't remember anything like that.

>>19355795
this is a good moth

>>19355890
The librarian Selene massages and turns into a hakutaku.

>>19355697
>Implying it's a meme

>>19355674
They're true.

>>19355926
can you break it down as a pony expert since i have no idea

>>19355622
Do you mean you can't take Selene herself seriously or you can't take Beast seriously?

>>19354360
And can she get the dart monkey off my back?

>>19355955
Yes.

Would cheshire tell you shes a trap just to fuck with you?

>>19355997
>the absolute state of the meme species

>>19355997
Cheshires have become almost a Sith level of cancer.

>>19355984
I want to angry, but I can't

>>19355937
Known faggot posts some kind of expy MLP fighting game and claims to not mind the show. Known faggot is also a centaurfag and a furry. Do the math.

>that one MG waifu that should be super popular but isn't

Who is she anon?

>>19356072
Cheer up Siren-chan! Your biggest fan is here!

>>19356072
You posted her but in a way I'm glad she's not.

>>19356072
I love her with the conviction of multiple men, but still.

>>19356154
Just wait until her latest song takes off! For some reason I'm now imagining Chihaya from IM@S as a Siren. Aoi Tori seems fitting.

>>19356048
The only crime the Siths ever committed in KC's setting was being the fodder for the kemono loving community. Outside of that, they're squarely in the realm of "okay, but not terrible".

>>19356177
I'd prefer a hibiki or sachiko siren.

>>19356072
If I wanted a Harpy nobody ever talked about I would rather have a Cockatrice.

>>19356223
Hibiki works better as a genki kobold or jinko. Sachiko is an oomukade that no one could love!

>>19356072
Arch imp, familiar, and siren would be a good musical group.

>>19356264
Way too lewd though.

>>19356248
>kobold hibiki
Now this is perfection. If only because it brings to mind a mental image of her on her knees with heart pupils.
If Sachiko was anything other than a Siren it should be a weak and ineffective Hinezumi though You know why.

>>19356270
So that we can bap the kong better? I haven't kept up with IM@S past the OG 765. Nice Hibiki, though.
On further thought, Takane and Iori would make excellent vampires. I want them to HAAAAN~ me.

>>19356082
Wrong, I'm her biggest fan!

>>19356284
Takane seems like a Wright to me.

Summer is the time for spending the entire day in a Yuki-onna's chest.

>>19356284
Exactly, Sachiko's a bully magnet. 765 and CG are the only ones I know, not up to date with Million Whos and other spin offs.
Takane and Iori would work great as Vampires for sure but what about Azusa? I'm stuck on what she'd be but I'm certain Ritsuko is an Anubis and Yukiho is a Bunyip.

>>19356312
You have a good eye for matching girls to species, and excellent taste to boot.

>>19356319
Azusa would be any Onee-sabbath class monster. I'm leaning Papillon or Echidna or White Horn. Good calls on the others: I'd pin Yayoi as another good Kobold or Werecat candidate.

>>19356306
Well, best prove that with your wallet, boyim.

>>19356284

>>19356313
Give me the meatiest Yuki in the land

>>19356336
>"Gimme! GimmegimmegimmeIcouldsellthatforsooooomuchmoney!"
>"Ara Ara~ You shouldn't be rummaging through anon-kun's things for things to sell on MonBay Nuki-chan."

>>19356348
what if instead of water in the bucket one of the slimes was in it.

>>19356336
>Azusa would be any Onee-sabbath class monster. I'm leaning Papillon or Echidna or White Horn
Adding to that list, Titania also came to mind just now.
Also a good call on Yayoi. Would the twins be Imps or Cheshires?

I think shogs would have real trouble keeping their maid act together in this heat. They'd get all wibbly and runny, more liquid than slime. Perfect time to take a day together, master covered in sweat and maid as a cute little puddle beside him, both lazily fanning each other.

>>19356432
Titania's a bit too childish for Azusa, although the airheadedness might make it work.
>Imps or Cheshires
Cheshire for sure. Imps aren't even close to as mischievous as MGE Cheshires.
Now, I'd say Dhampir or Salamander for Makoto, and Succubus for Miki (especially since Awakened Miki has that unexpectedly tender side like all succubutts).

>>19356438
Your lovely shog maid has improved on your ideas.

Would you date a single momster?

>>19356071
i don't really keep up with faggots my bad anon

>>19356505
Was she widowed or betrayed by the father? If not, fuck no.

>>19356505
Yes.
Also her daughter(s).

>>19356487
>drippy shog fan flings droplets of herself on you and slowly she travels your body till your groin is moist with shoglets and those become small tongues that lick your genitals

>>19356505
Not if she abandoned her kid(s)' father or if she got pregnant from slutting it up. But otherwise? Yeah, probably.

>>19356487
Dhampir seems best for Makoto and anything other than succubus for Miki would be wrong, that girl's a grade A semen demon.
>>19356505
And her daughter, Oyakodon's one of my biggest fetishes.

>>19356505
I only date girls 1000 years old.

>>19356505
depends on why she is single

>>19356350

>>19356350
She's a bit crazy

>>19356698
Lets see if she's that crazy with a baby in her!

>>19356673
That is less meat.

>>19356593
>abandoned
What is this, 3dpd monster?

>>19356698
crazy is just a term for the weak who can't handle their love

>Loli monster girl visits you everyday
>Sleep at your place most nights
>It's practically like you adopted her
>You start to worry that she's an orphan
>You ask her about her parents
>She tells you that they're alive and well
>It's just that they're always busy having sex
Would you be comfortable with such a scenario?

>>19356800
yes

>>19356048
They are a thousand times better than any Jedi

>>19356846
>The Fluff Side

>>19356800
Sure, that's perfectly normal for monster girls her age. At least MGE ones, parents give their daughterus a large degree of freedom early on since they don't need to protect them from rapists.

>>19356863
>tfw no prophecy about The Chosen Wan, meant to destroy the Fluff Side

>>19356863
What's the other side?

>>19356800
I'm going to talk to her parents, that's no way to raise a kid

>>19356846
Left challenges and beats you to claim you and right seduces you to the fluff side with her electric gaze

What sort of special spa treatments would exist for monster girls?

>>19356894
Scale shining
Fluff brushing

>>19356894
Oh no! That brown cow is eyeing up the viewer!

>>19356905
Buffing is probably heavenly for Golems, Living Armor and Automatons.

>>19356905
>fluff brushing
I bet all the staff are mofusluts

>>19356905
Paw massage and claw manicures!

>>19356920
Why do you think they work as fluff brushers to begin with?

>>19356505
isn't that given?

>>19356879
The Mofu side. Like the Force, it's the same thing from a different perspective.

>>19356920
Of course, you get to spend all day working with several different flavors of mofu.

Even multiple flavors in a single tail, like when Rata-chan comes in for a tail brush before she reports live.

>>19356894
You could run an ittan momen through a clothes wringer or stir a slime with an electric egg whisk for a while.

>>19356936
How do monsters feel about men with autism?

Now I want a story set in the Star Wars universe but with Monster Girls. Imagine how much better the prequels and Clone Wars would've been with some MG Jedi and Spartist generals

>>19356944
MAMONO MANA cures all mental illnesses.

>>19356944
As long as they don't shy away from methods to improve healthy progress... up, there's a bouncy house metaphor for you in there but it's a bit deflated...

>>19355819
>>19355795
I never considered myself autistic about it

>>19356962
>I never considered myself autistic

>>19356962
Well of course you wouldn't.
It's just obvious to anyone else.

>>19356505
Oyakodon

>>19356962
As the first guy you quoted I mean it as a good thing. A writer or artist being super enthusiastic about something always shows through in writing a lot better than a lack of interest or passion.

>>19357031
Is she going to add me to her cringe compilation?

>>19357042
No, but now Rata is.

Which monster makes the best gyaru, and why is it Ryu?

No cheat on snek.

>>19357046
The gaudy over-embellishment and plentiful jewelry suits dragons.

Horsepussy IN SPAAAACE

>>19357061
What would happen if you cheat on snek? Or got raped by another girl

>>19357061
Imagine a Shirohebi falling madly in love with you and constantly promising you that her love belongs to you and only you, then your inner slut awakens and you go to the local fox shrine to mingle with the inaris.
This is what you'd come home to even if all you did was just brush a few tails and feed them fried tofu.

>>19357096
You get FLAMED.Though she might have mercy if you were V'd against your will

>>19357112
It's important to live halfway between the fox and shirohebi shrines so that the flirtatious foxes can fan the flames of shirohebi jealousy.

>>19357046
I want to see a Kiki try to look gyaru but fails horribly when it comes to acting like it.

>>19357116
>Bonding with your wife by stalking your violator and setting fire to her house

>>19353807
Remove grapesnake.

>>19356920
Winterstown mofu brushers are highly sought after, they've trained on the fluffiest, mofuest Yetis, Wendigos, White Horns, Rata tails, Snowyips, and the fur jackets of the non-mofu monsters

Have you worshiped best goddess today?

>>19357180
That must be a HUGE yeti there.

>>19354417
I know this reply is hella late but I just wanted to say You have great tastes and I can’t wait till the final DLC. Also there are so many bugs I’d waifu if they got mge’d.

>>19357194
An abdominal snowwoman

Being a species reliant on polymorphing is terrible when some 30-year-old virgin wizard keeps ruining your day.

The last anime you watched is now set in the MGE universe. What changes?

>>19357230
Anime or hentai?
god have mercy on my soul. there is no good option

>>19357194
Sasqua is a good girl. Its not her fault she was born with a genetic quirk that made her four times the size of the average Yeti. Its so rude when people take pictures of her just walking around!

>>19357181
Lady Eros, I think your panties are about to snap.

>>19357230
>Legend of the Galatic Heros
Who would be Wen-li?

>>19357257
Any myriad of drunken writers we have. Or a smug Satyros.

Around an eel, the danger is real.

>>19357252
Every goddamn time I see the Bunyip mask it makes me think of Hyrule Warriors' Cia.

>>19357270
Im gonna make an unagi a mommy

>>19357267
Then who would be the protagonist Lohengramm?

>>19357287
Lostpenis or Druella.

>>19357181
Eros needs to go on a diet, geez

>>19357181
Would Eros think it's weird if some of her worshipers cosplayed as her during sex?
Because my Demonfu would probably do that without hesitation.

>>19356800
Which monstergirl would be the best for this?

Earthworm girl profile when?

>>19357253
It's fine anon. They are magical.

>>19357181
Yeah Hathor is great.

>>19357302
>Earthworm
Anon no it's only giving me MGQ flashbacks

>>19357293
Delete this.
>>19357306
How long before some noob asks KC about Hathour?

>>19357298
Probably a Kitsune or Ryu. She'd even consider you her honorary Uncle.
>"Hey, Oji-san. There's a boy I like at school, but I don't know how to tell him and I'm afraid that one of the Shirohebi girls is going to make a move on him. Do you have any advice?"

>>19357306
A threesome with Hathor and Eros would probably be the most comfy thing in existence though. Imagine the two of them cheering you on as you pump loads of cum between their tits.

>>19357311
I mean, best case scenario KC likes what he sees and Hathor becomes canon.

Your boss has invited you for drinks after work. Do you accept?

>>19357330
Nope. My personal life and business life are mutually exclusive.

>>19357335
How are you supposed to do a powerplay at work if you don't hang out at work?

http://g1138.tumblr.com/post/157991925224/some-more-commissions-thanks-again-also-im

>>19357298
The best would definitely be an energetic and jovial species who clearly has no issues with her parents neglecting her

>>19357309
Would your waifu be concerned if she found you playing MGQ?

>>19357330
>>19357335
>invitations start out casual and light
>eventually get more and more desperate
>eventually your boss just starts looking at you wordlessly with sad puppy dog eyes when the work week ends

>>19357298
Mice actually, since there parents are probably predisposed to letting daughters who don’t get caught up in the incest do whatever the hell they want.

You came to the right cave.

>>19357323
It'd certainly be the softest, milkiest, and most romantic/happiest sex of all time.

>>19356995
Thanks

Blue booty best booty.

>>19357351
I thought this was going to be commission Info for our new drawfriend and now I’m pretty sad it ain’t. Cute Scylla though.

>>19357252
Praise the Sunyip

I like foxes.

>>19357417

Know what's better than horsepussy? Chocolate horsepussy.

>>19357371
I'd thoroughly enjoy life with a cute mouse adopteru
Meeting her family would be very awkward though especially with all the weird blood ties from incest
>She presents you a younger mouse
>"She's my niece as well my sister and cousin."
>"She's married to papa so I guess that makes her my step-mom too?"

>ywn be reverse-spitroasted by a liliraune

>>19357477
There has to be a better name for that position.

>>19357371
That's monster girl parenting as a norm actually (the allowing them to do mostly what they want that is).

Post daughterus.

>>19357407
yeah but where's the booty?

>>19357341
I mean, I don't feel any sort of attraction towards co workers. I have to spend forty some odd hours with them a week I don't want to spend any more time.

>>19357360
It doesn't help I don't like Anubii.

Which MG looks best in a competition swimsuit?

>>19357477
I need me a liliraune or even an alraune to turn into the centerpiece of my garden. I'll make sure they've got the perfect spot, full of nutrients, so that they can be nice and healthy. I'll even get them a /comfy/ greenhouse to live in during the winter!

>>19357511
close enough

>>19357407

>>19357518
Fuck, meant to quote >>19357505

She desires the H.

>>19357491
I approve of the increase in demon art lately.

>>19357509
Listen, if your boss asked you to go drinking, you can fuck someone over by being closer to the boss, keeping your job and all that.

>>19357491
I honestly believe that demons would make the best milfs. Tight mom-jeans combined with comfy sweaters in the cooler months? Fug.

Hell, imagine getting home from work and seeing her in those jeans, a t-shirt and an apron hard at work cooking dinner while your daughters swarm all over you. You'd have to tell your daughters to go play with the neighborhood girls for the next few hours at that point. Dinner's gonna be cold.

>>19357536
>increase
But they've always been popular.

>>19357498
I bet Anubis mother's would hold "schedule workshops" for their daughters so they can lean the in's and out's of schedule drafting.

Smoking hot p'orc threesome.

How do echidnas get their children to eat healthy?

Hard mode: nothing lewd

If Baphomets have the most pleasurable pussies, which MG has the most pleasurable anus?

>>19357550
Popular yes but in terms of full colour art they've been getting it more frequently.

>>19357596
Seems like the same amount to me.

>>19357061
>Are you having fun with the other girls?

She's gonna rape you until you forget them isn't she

>>19357586
Show them cool magic, feats of strength, etc. and then tell them they have to eat right if they want to ever be able to perform similar feats.

Alternatively just have their father lay down the law. Monsters are noted to not have rebellious feelings toward their fathers.

On the other hand, monsters are naturally motivated to become strong/licentious and do what it takes to become that. Hence their parents don't really have to pressure them to do much.

>>19357484
I like "Eiffel Towered"

Wich MG would be into F/GO?

>>19357612
Yes, yes she is.

>>19357061
I admire what this pic is trying to show, but the perspective on those hands seems really off. The blue energy also doesn't look at all flame like to me.

>>19357612
Read the profile genius.

>>19357586
>"If you want to grow up big and strong like your father, you need to eat your veggies, dear."
>"If you want to have lots of babies of your own, you'll need to eat better, my child."
>"If you want your fluffy tail to be even more pretty for that cute boy in class, eat your carrots honey."
>"You can't just eat meat and eggs, dear. Your future husband will need a balanced diet and so do you."

Alternatively, she'd just have her husband make a show of eating her healthy cooking like it's the greatest thing in the world. Which it would be. Echidnas are the perfect mother. Of course their cooking would be god tier. Even dragons would happily chow down on her roasted brussels sprouts!

>>19357643
profile shmofile

>>19357663
>personal flotation device

>>19357643
>implying that's not his plan from the beginning

>>19357654

>>19357407
>>19357518
Th face ruins it.

>>19357689
It's the shading too, that style wouldn't suit an anime looking face so he went for realistic and it just looks wrong.

>W̧̠͙̼͓͖̤̮ͦ̌͋ͦͫ͋͝ͅh̡̰͔̓̚a̢̩̯̙̝̖̘̺̗͗ͨ̃͆͡ţ̯̀͒ ̙̭̑͋͐a̾̏̂ͣ̔̑̓̇͠ͅȓ͓̞̝̥̄̔ͭ̑ͣ͢ȩ͔̼̰̻͚̣̯͑͆̃ͪ̄͗̚ ̶̘ͧ̋̑̃̈w̵ͭͩ͋̒̈ͪ̉ͦ͡͏̘͙͉ͅę͕͎̾͑ͯ̓͟ ̻͓ͭ͂̉̂ͬ͆ͬͪd̝͖̯͈̾͗ͬ̇̀̓ͩ̕͡o̷͎̖̪̠̜̠̦ͩ̑͂̇ͣ̀ͭi̽̇̑̑̋͊ͦͨͯ͜͏̮͚͕̹͟n̡̨̛̫̗̤̰̍͌͑̚g̢̽ͤ̊̄ͣ͌ͤ̆͏͏̰̰̪͎̜̖ ̢̄̇̒͌͏̹̞̦̼̰͖o̤̻̤̰̯̟̯̮̓̔ͧ͊ṇ͍͊̑͛́͝ ̣̭͕̪̹̝̆̐̑ͪ͐ͮt̷͔͖̞͚̏̈́ͭ́͝h̙̦ͭ̑͂͛̉͘e̮͓͖͔̺̙̩̒̄̍̂̄ͪ̃̓̋̕͢ ͎̫̦̽̌͑̆̉̇̃b̧̢̛̳͆e͎̮͖̝̟̜͍͖̙ͮͨ̄͂ͧd̜̘̙̳̼̮̺̣͉̎̾̚?̵̨͓̰̦͇̓͑͗̐͠

>>19357630
The Nerds.
Would share my code with them

>I'm already sopping wet, so... please enter me... quickly...

>>19357735
How would an undead dragon work?

>>19357746
I know we're not supposed to spoonfeed noobs, but fuck it.

>>19357467
Would you be ok with that adopteru mouse coming to you during her first heat? Would you give her all the daughters she wanted?

>>19357746
What are you even asking? They're undead, powerful undead.

>>19357767
No I get that, but shouldn't her skin rot or something? Sorry for being dumb.

>>19357746
Government work programs I suppose.

How would you handle this situation?

>>19357787
MGE undead don't rot.

>>19357787
These are some pretty stupid questions anon, maybe you should head over http://mgewiki.com/w/Main_Page and read up on the setting.

>>19357795
The same way he did.

Nureonagos > shogs

>>19356962
What is your next roulette gonna be?

>>19357723
Is this how Nightgaunts attack men's SAN points?

>>19357817
This is true

>>19357817
Wife slime best slime. Wife queen slimes would be worth twice their weight in gold

>>19357817
Not very hard to be better than shogs but yeah I agree.

>>19357787
Continue to lurk instead of asking stupid questions.

>>19357787
Do indeed read up on the setting, but for your specific questions the article in MGE World Guide 1 on undead monsterization is most relevant, including the following:

>No matter how horrific their wounds were at the time of death, the bodies of the undead are mended enough to be attractive to men. Rotting also stops, and they don't reek. The undead basically keep their memories from when they were human intact, but many of them have diminished intelligence and capacity for thought due to a lack of mana. They'll try to assault human men and have their way with them due to an attachment to life and an attachment to sex. All of the undead are fueled by the mana of human men, and through it they maintain their body.

>At first they are dim-witted, and hardly seem to be alive, but the more they have sex with a human man, the more they regain their beauty and wits from when they were alive. Not only that, as far as beauty is concerned, since they've become monsters, by continuously having sex, they grow even more alluringly attractive than they ever were as humans.

Note that this is all about humans becoming undead, but other material explains that the same thing can happen to monsters that die with regrets.

>>19357537
I'd prefer not to be intimate with a boss in order to use that as leverage against co-workers.

>>19357817
Yet Shoggoths have more content.

>>19357822
No clue
As I've said before, I stare at the profiles for days before something clicks and I get an idea.
I'm torn currently between grizzly/minotaur , vanilla dragon or werewolf

>>19357566
Do you take commissions?

>>19357535
A hug?
I don't know, my clothes would get all wet.

>>19357850
And?

>>19357853
Have you ever considered doing something like mindflayer or cupid?

>>19357787
Worse comes to wear her bottom half falls off and ends up in Dragon Ass Hell.

>>19357616
>Monster's don't have rebellious feelings towards their fathers

>>19357884
Not for the roulette
I did have an idea to use cupid for the battle mansion

>>19357746
They could be traffic control sign people. Any job where being in a hypnotic state of horniness wouldn't necessarily effect job performance.

>>19357901
>Also, monsters don't go through the growth process that human girls go through in which they scorn or avoid their father.

>World Guide 1: Monster Reproduction

Doesn't specifically refer to rebellious feelings, but I figured it was at least implied.

>>19357817
>>19357850
Why fight? I'm sure shoggoths would like to learn the secrets of Zipangu housewives and add them to their maid repitoire, and nurenagos would like to learn some maid techniques to help them please their husbands. Maybe even some costume cross-pollination with those maid-kimono fusions.

>>19357907
>An archer
>In a small fighting arena
How would that work?

>>19357850
Gazers hjave way more content than any other girl and yet they are shit.

>>19357901
I find the whole Vampire/Dhampir dynamic interesting and sexy. I think it's because Vampires are creatures that prey on humans, but their offspring are creatures that prey on Vampires.

>>19357955
The Cupid was going to use a army knife made out of the same stuff as her black arrows.
The goal was that with every cut, the man will fall into such despair that he would jump into her arms.
You can see why I abandoned the idea.

>>19357901
Dhampirs being overprotective with their step brothers would be cute.

>>19357972
So she gets the the dude she likes by stabbing him?

How do trolls feel about their modern depiction.

>>19357960

>>19357593
>which MG has the most pleasurable anus?
This is the only theory we have so far:
>>/jp/thread/S19241932#p19243472

>>19357887
Just do a jumping attack and you'll be fine, and don't forget to give Spider-waifu all the black stuff.

>>19357992
>trolls cant post their homemade recipes online since everyone assumes their shitposters

>>19357850
So? Nickelback has sold shitloads of records despite being total shit.

>>19357593
I'm gonna guess trolls probably have the best ass.

>>19357992
>trolls come to our world
>immediately overtake networks like Food Network with their cooking shows
>housekeeping shows are almost all run by troll housewives and sometimes kiki maidwives
>still get told to fuck off when they post on 4chan that they're trolls because people assume they're shitposters
>cry themselves to sleep at night because all they want to do is help the poor anons find a good girl and take better care of themselves

>>19358203
I wanna live in the big titty region of Zipangu.

Wakasagihime=best Touhou. This is scientific fact.

>>19358203
There's nothing wrong with Nickelback.
Now if you said beyonce you'd have a point.

>>19358142
I don't know if it's because of my affinity for her that I find myself attracted so much to Nachos. But all I know is Quelaan fills me with a great desire to protect and love.

do you guys mind helping me out with Anubis pics? If you can post them please do

>>19358263
http://mgewiki.com/w/Anubis/Gallery

>>19358231
>There's nothing wrong with Nickelback.
If you’re 17 years old and can’t wait to get out from under the repressive regime of your parents house.

Sure is dead around here.

>>19358340
Most threads I visit seem dead today. I guess most burgers are being forced to be social given the day it is.

>>19358344

>>19358215
>no troll wife that makes Rachel ray look flat

I wanna minotaur to treat me like garbage then afterwords gently hold me to sleep!

>>19358367
So you want her to berate you on how you're such a DYEL you can't lift a 100kg dumbbell?

>>19358213
I'd love to eat out a troll's ass and pussy

>The ship's bow rocks violently against the waves. Salty water splashing on deck and threatening to make better men lose their footings.
"Hold men, hold! By Neptune's beard you hold!"
>At the helm, the captain, redfaced and full of bluster tries to keep the ship steady against the onslaught
>You're left wondering, if it were a stroke of irony that your ship of all the fishing vessels would be hit by a freak storm such as this
>Then, the worst happens, a mighty swell rising up to crash into the modest schooner
>'Mother Goddess' comes out all too muffled against the screams of the crew as the great wave slams into the deck
>There's a sound of wood groaning and snapping, the main mast falling like a great tree
>Then, the cold and darkness
>...
>But there's a woman beneath the waves, her skin carrying a soft, glowing luster against the inky darkness
>Several horns grow from her head as she smiles, cupping your face in slender hands
"Don't worry, I won't bite. Much."
>Her soft, whorish lips close around yours as you attempt to scream, breathing life into your lungs as you sink towards the bottom
>Darkness takes you, then...

What would happen if a bunyip met a night gaunt?