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A familiar fiend.

Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h

Content Aggregator: Anubis.moe

Writers list: https://pastebin.com/RTLpHEmk

>> No.19372971

PREPARE TO BE BULLIED NERDS

>> No.19372988
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19372988

Are there any approximations about the appearance of the monster lord?

>> No.19372996
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I bet Baphomets would replace the sun lotion with aphrodisiac before asking their onii-chan to rub it on them.
>>19372988
Just that she has white hair like lilims.

>> No.19373022

>>19372996
>pear-shaped
>yet no defined hip bones

>> No.19373081

>>19372971
I've been prepared all my life. Where is my cute bully wife?

>> No.19373088
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19373088

Christmas in July with Ice Queen-sama

>> No.19373096

>>19373088
>TFW it's 110 outside and no Ice Queen GF

>> No.19373106

>>19373088
Do Pharaoh's like christmas?

>> No.19373117

>>19372988
Tall, dark, mysterious

>> No.19373124

>>19373096
If an Ice Queen can wrap a daki in heated blankets to warm up, you can wrap a daki in ice towels to cool off

>> No.19373170

>>19372996
I want a desert Bapho and an Anubis!

>> No.19373193

>>19373081
She's already bullying you by not existing, Anon.

And once you're done crying about that, she'll step through the portal and give you the roughest noogie of your life while calling you a pathetic loser for thinking she'd ever leave you alone. You're her punching bag, after all.

And then she'll give you a quick hug and kiss before running off, without telling you how badly she wants you to give chase.

>> No.19373202

How the fuck do you plan out a story properly

>> No.19373220

>>19373202
I don't, because I always end up changing my mind halfway through. I make the characters first, then the setting, then I just kind of roleplay with them until it seems alright.

>> No.19373228
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>>19372996
Nah, they wouldn't do that, right?

>Onii-chan!!
>Don't forget to sunscreen up!
>You gotta take care of yourself
>Here, I'll help
>Helping Onii-chan! Helping Onii-chan~!
>Hmmm? What's wrong?
>Tingly?
>Can't move?
>How could that be?

>Heh heh
>Hehehehehe
>Onii-chan is so cute when he's helpless

>> No.19373234

>>19373202
I've been winging it, but I plan to actually outline shit this time.

>> No.19373235

>>19373202
write out everything that happens
then rewrite it while focusing on the parts that revolve around the main character(s)

>> No.19373237

>>19373202
>Introduction
>Conflict
>Resolution
Or if you're feeling like a kuso fucking wiabu
>Introduction
>Development
>Twist
>Conclusion

If you don't have those set, you're fucked down the line.

>> No.19373241

>>19373096
>110
Do you live on a volcano?

>> No.19373243

>>19373202
Set up basic plot line. And just write it out from there.
Rewrite a few times until it's good.

>> No.19373255

>>19373202
Think about all the shit you want to happen and write down the sequence of events, iterate upon this until it looks not retarded then actually write it.

>> No.19373260

>>19373241
Arizona should be about that hot right now. That, or Anon is hiding lava golems from us.

>> No.19373262

>>19373202
Alternatively get a writefag to coach you, you're not gonna necessarily find the holy grail of writing methods outside of a place specifically revolving around it.

>> No.19373263

>>19373241
Worse, SoCal

>> No.19373266

>>19373241
It's up to 120F in California today

>> No.19373273

>>19373228
Anon no, I didn't ask for this boner.
Damn those mischievous goats.

>> No.19373276

>>19373260
>>19373263
>>19373266
Oh whatever, I was thinking on the normal ºC and not the snowflake one americans use.

>> No.19373284

>>19373096
Meanwhile it's 86f/30c in britbongistan for most the week and I'm dying. We're not used to heat here.

>> No.19373291

>>19373276
Sorry, I don't use commie numbers

>>19373284
I feel bad for bongs with no A/C

>> No.19373295

>>19373260
My brother! Ever wonder if coiling yourself in a lamia would actually help cool you off?

>> No.19373296

>>19373276
Jesus christ anon, if you went to 110ºC you'd evaporate.

>> No.19373300

>>19373276
>not having the freezing point of water, the most common compound on earth, be zero
You've angered every single cold weather mamono with this post. How do you plea?

>> No.19373309

>>19373300
Indifferent due to heat fatigue

>> No.19373313

>>19373291
>I feel bad for bongs with no A/C
That's the killer, got a shitty fan and a wish for an ice queen or glacies.

>> No.19373391

>>19373300
There's more so2 on earth than water.

>> No.19373400
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>>19373284
>complaining about 30ºC
>meanwhile in pole of cold
>37ºC
Fug

>> No.19373438
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>>19373309
Guilty, you're sentenced to 3 months as an Ice Queen's cuddlebug

>> No.19373442

>>19373391
You're right, but water is the,most common compound in the freakin' universe. Gnome supremacists can eat shit.

>> No.19373469

>>19373295
Cool at first. But after awhile it gets toasty

>> No.19373475

I want to impress a bunch of loli Tanukis with my fat wad!

>> No.19373478

>>19373475
Au yeah, they go crazy for fat wallets

>> No.19373498

>>19372964
Is it wrong that I still want her to call me oniichan?

>> No.19373501

>>19373475
I want to toss handfuls of quarters at loli Tanukis, turning them into masochists when they get older!

>> No.19373516

>>19373475
>>19373501
I demand you post pictures of said loli tanuki. I must be appeased.

>> No.19373538
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I want a flavored Glacies to lick.

>> No.19373539

>>19373475
>stride into tanuki,loan shark's office for your final payment of a loan
>finally hit it big with what was once a struggling chocolate mousse café
>wop your wallet on the counter, pull out hundreds of bank notes and hand them over
>she stares blankly at you for a moment before asking, "How much?"
>"Enough to pay off my debt." You reply
>"No, how much for you?" She says, twirling a pen in her hand with her checkbook at the ready
What would you do lads?

>> No.19373541

>>19373475
I want to make a loli Tanuki my oral slave.

>> No.19373562

>>19373539
Tell her she can have me for a year of sloppy blowjobs on demand.

>> No.19373563

>>19373498
Not at all, adult imoutos are cute.

>> No.19373564
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>>19373539
Go back to the mouse cafe

>> No.19373568

>>19373539
>wop your wallet on the counter
Well the answer should be obvious. Hand her a slip if paper with this on it:

L-O-D-S of E-M-O-N-E

>> No.19373570
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>>19373538
Careful about where you go licking her. You wouldn't want your tongue freezing to her in a compromising position.

>> No.19373572

>>19373563
Thats good, even if she doesn't quite fit in my lap anymore

>> No.19373596
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>>19373564
He said moose, ya silly squeaker.

>> No.19373604

>>19373572
Doesn't stop her sitting on it with her now fully matured body.
All those years of trust and getting comfortable around each other, her still calling you onii-chan even at her age and other things that show she's still your sister but she would purposely wear revealing clothes around you or grind her ass awkwardly in your lap to try and get your attention.
Adult imoutos are lewd.

>> No.19373616

>>19373604
>>19373604
Thats good.
Sounds comfy

>> No.19373633

>>19373568
>get paid for sex by a cockney tanuki
>she invites a well-off vampire and an impovrished nureonago for a foursome
>dresses you up in jeans, an adidas shirt and yellow puma jacket
>they're all kneeling in front of you
>tanuki has her hands stuck under your zipper like a beggar
>"Right lad, wop one for the ladies!"
>you whip it out
>tanuki starts giving you the messiest, wettest blowjob of your life
>her two friends are chanting "loadsa, loadsa, loadsa!"

>> No.19373688

>>19373633
Fucking CC Chavs.

>> No.19373716

>>19373633
I love pudgy tanukis and I don't know why

>> No.19373747

>>19373262
I've had some bad experiences in the past with that.

>> No.19373765

>>19373262
Maybe not coaching, but a writefag critique group would be interesting.

Though, some writefags are notorious for having a bit of a fragile ego.

>> No.19373853

It's the weekend anon! How are the writings/drawings/commissionings?

>> No.19373864

>>19373853
I'll have a couple really nice commissions coming in around Tuesday, the one that got delayed and another really lewd multi-part one I just got the sketches back from.

>> No.19373872

>>19373853
still broke, how are you?

>> No.19373876

>>19373853
I-I'm going to start. I mean it this time, for real. I just gotta come up with a name

>> No.19373877

>That point where I want to build a harem from monster girls simply so I can have another gaming group.

Life is strange, wonder what nerds I could get into my hobbies.

>> No.19373879

>>19373853
Payment came in today and I'll probably commission something soon. Not sure what it'll be though.

>> No.19373915

>>19373853
Got a sketch back the other day, and I'm waiting on a few other commissions. I really need to start writing the story idea I have. I've been practicing with short stories, so I should probably get onto the real thing already.

>> No.19373923

>>19373765
There's only maybe two I can think of that have/had fragile egos and neither one of them are active at the moment.

>> No.19373927

>>19373765
Sounds an awful lot like a Discord and that’s never a good thing.

>> No.19373931

Why do you commissionfags never post these sketches you talk about?

>> No.19373942

>>19373931
You're pretty new here aren't you

>> No.19373946
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19373946

>tfw no Harvest Moon: Monster Girl Edition

Sing me a sad song Siren-chan while I drink the pain away.

>> No.19373949

>>19373931
That's spoiling the fun.

>> No.19373951

>>19373946
You mean Rune Factory 3 & 4?

>> No.19373952

>>19373931
Why would I post the sketch when I can just wait and post the full version?

>> No.19373954

>>19373946
There is Rune Factory, even though an MGE version of the latter would be rad.

>> No.19373956

>>19373927
Aside from the fact that Discords themselves are inherently drama producing factories you can easily fit in on the one people consistently bitch about in here by muting a few choice idiots. I'll leave it up to you to figure it out as a learning exercise.

>> No.19373957

>>19373931
A lot changes from the initial sketch to the final piece anon, at least in my experience most artists don't get everything exactly right on the first rough stage. Plus I don't want to spoil the surprise.

>> No.19373960

>>19373853
Waiting on the artist to email me to say he's accepted the salamander commission, these days he doesn't really until he's already done the sketch.
Apart from that I'm just juggling between 3 ideas for the next one.
>>19373931
Personally I don't like to leak anything the artist hasn't posted themself out of courtesy. Some use wips and stuff for their patreon and others might be shy about how messy their unfinished work looks so I figure it's just polite not to post the image until it's done.

>> No.19373963

>>19373942
Uh, no?

>> No.19373973

>>19373931
>>19373957
Oh, there was also this one time where an artist asked me to prove that the characters I was commissioning were actually mine so I used never-before-posted WIP sketches for that. That was definitely an oddity though.

>> No.19373974

>>19373963
People who commission shit post sketches here all the time, faggot. Despite this, they know not to fill the thread with their WIPs every time they get an update.
Lurk moar.

>> No.19373975

>>19373853
Other then the commission I just got and already posted, there's one I've been waiting on for a while now because the artists is busy with school and their job.

>> No.19373977
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>>19373951
>>19373954
None of that non-sense anon, none of it. Comfy farmin' only with MGs.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWf_VfqXs6A&index=5&list=PLDsoU6dqArBCl_hxD0T0pEXe5xsNyDLii

It's Summer NEVER EVER

>> No.19373989

>>19373853
I scrapped an earlier draft of an automaton story, recently started a new one, then somehow got way too sidetracked making a post, and ended up making half of a story involving cockwarming before I realized what I was doing.

My feeble mind struggles to comprehend its own attention disorder.

>> No.19374041
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CUTE SNAKES

>> No.19374045

>>19374041
The cutest little snek.

>> No.19374050

>>19374041
I'm gonna take her pacifier.

>> No.19374052
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>>19374050

>> No.19374053

>>19374050
You're gonna have to replace it with something anon.

>> No.19374054

>>19373438
The worst part about this punishment is the fact that you're not married to the Ice Queen. She'll drain all the heat out of you.

>> No.19374061

>>19374052
I'll do it!

>>19374053
With what? A worse pacifier?

>> No.19374063

>>19374050
I'm gonna take her virginity!

>> No.19374095
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19374095

>>19374041

>> No.19374104

>>19374095
>>19374041
Two daughterus demand upsies, are you a bad enough dude to show no favorites and get them both at the same time?

>> No.19374106
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>> No.19374110

>>19374104
Good thing I've got two arms!

>> No.19374116

>>19374110
What if I told you that your wife is pregnant right now? With another pair of twins?

>> No.19374128

>>19374116
My waifu's got arms too!

>> No.19374192

>>19374106
Say no to drugs!

>> No.19374196

>>19373946
>Not one mention of stardew valley.

>> No.19374242

>>19374095
Is holding your heckpup like this?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=rzKaOp383vA

>> No.19374254

>>19374242
Nah, she just makes the same expression but with a wagging tail

>> No.19374280

>>19374254
That chubby faced pout? Adorable!

Anyone else having trouble with the captcha? I have the green check and 4chan says I mistyped.

>> No.19374285

>>19374280
Yep.
One shouldn't mistake it for them being tsun though, those dogs gotta be fierce even at a young age.
And no, I have not.

>> No.19374297

>>19374196
Stardew valley is for people who've never played any of the above games before.

>> No.19374299
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Nazi Vampires

>> No.19374307

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, stop bothering your automaton/golem if she needs her eyes unobstructed to see.
The answer is yes, although some have other senses that make it sorta like seeing.

>> No.19374309

>>19374285
>”I’m a fierce Heckhound! Nobody can ever tame me! When daddy says to go to bed at 8, I stay awake until 9! Unless my mommy and daddy catch me...

>> No.19374322

>>19374309
She's adorable.
bet she's friends with the biggest bad-ass on the block.
Mr. Bear

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>>19374309
With valuable lessons from mom including "it's only breaking the rules if you get caught"

>> No.19374332
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19374332

Orange, white, and grey. Which species would that color scheme off the best?

>> No.19374339

>>19374332
Mothman

>> No.19374340

>>19374192
Say yes to drugs that induce monsterization and maybe mind break in human women.

>> No.19374348
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19374348

Your pitiful holiday is over, we can get back to worshiping space cats now. Stop shooting your fucking fireworks I want to sleep.

>> No.19374355
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>>19374340
I prefer equal opportunity mindbreak.

>> No.19374362

>>19374355
I prefer simultaneous mutual mind break.

>> No.19374453

>>19373633
This is an- this is an- this is an- this is an insult to our intelligence!

>> No.19374533

>>19374355
>reverse image search
>no results
I need more of this.

>> No.19374553

I wanna veteran knight MG to protect me!
>>19374348
>tfw people shooting fireworks at midnight a whole week before the fourth
REEEEEE

>> No.19374574

>>19374533
Mixed bag. Her frontal pic isn't very flattering.
https://twitter.com/suzukisakura

>> No.19374582
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>>19373853
I'm trying to decide on what I want to get for the Chibi picture that comes with the Ramen Warwok commission I got.
I'm not sure if I should just do something summer themed, or ask for a cute comedic follow up to the main commission.

>> No.19374624
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LOOKS LIKE MEAT IS BACK ON THE MENU GIRLS!

>> No.19374629

>>19374624
That bra looks incredibly uncomfortable and incredibly arousing.

>> No.19374632

>>19374624
I'm curious. Who does the cooking for a warband of Orcs? Do they drag around a whole bunch of captive elf girls for that? Do they blue ovary those poor elf girls by ensuring that the elf girls are forced to watch them fornicate and copulate for hours on end with any human boys the warband finds?

>> No.19374633

>>19374629
It's one of the reasons I'd remove it from her.

>> No.19374640

>>19374624
>Gravewalker mission: Interrupt the captain's fest

>> No.19374647

>>19374574
Hopefully more art like the one you posted earlier will be made. Thank you, anon.

>> No.19374648

>>19374632
Husbands need something to do while the girls are off raiding.

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19374653

>>19374624
If I add the High Orc to my ranks I get the a whole harem of piggies for free?

>> No.19374661

>>19374632
The slave orcs of course, check the foreheads to tell them apart

>> No.19374666

>>19374653
Only if you’re man enough to handle all of them. Be warned, few are.

>> No.19374674

>>19374653
I'm still fucking mad about that games ending. Oh sorry, we broke canon on purpose for no reason, and you don't even accomplish anything and then you die in a cutscene.

>> No.19374679

>>19374674
>Expecting to accomplish anything in a prequel

>> No.19374692

>>19374679
I just wanted to feel like my efforts paid off. For gods sake, sauron didn't have to be permanently killed, just the kind of killed he was before.

>> No.19374694

>>19373853
Getting commissioned to write something other than your gimmick is tedious.

>> No.19374704

>>19373853
I need that artist list Google doc

>> No.19374708

White stockings, black stockings, or other colored stockings and why?

>> No.19374710

>>19373853
Floundering on a couple of things at once and nothing's lewd so I can't count on my dick to pull me through. I'll brute force my way through eventually.

>> No.19374712

>>19374632
>He isn't going to teach himself to cook to be a house husband for his strong orc wife

>> No.19374720

>>19374708
Lacy stockings and high heels, or striped thigh high socks for cozy relaxing. Color depends on species.

>> No.19374723

>>19374708
Horizontal stripes

>> No.19374726

>>19374712
If I'm gonna be a house husband, it's going to be for my big, tall, buff, cute Amazon wife.

Also
>implying I'm not already a talented cook

I handmade from scratch a fuckton of pierogi using my one of my grandma's recipes yesterday and made some butternut squash gnocchi using my other grandma's recipe tonight.

If the portals ever open and I get my Amazon wife, she's getting fucking SPOILED.

>> No.19374728

>>19374708
Red for my waifu, pale pink for our daughteru because those are their favorite colors.

>> No.19374736

>>19374723
Those may be good for accentuating thickness, but horizontal stripes are best for long, beautiful, legs.

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Are Anubis the kind of people to work all day then come home and play simulators of working?

>> No.19374792

>>19374748
Only the ones that don’t know how to relax.

>> No.19374807

>>19374736
Shit. Meant vertical.

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>>19374748
Unless there's some really big project going on, I'd imagine Anubi are pretty good at compartmentalizing. Workaholic while at the palace, max comfy at home.

>> No.19374819

>>19374726
A man after my own heart

>> No.19374842

>>19374819
One of you needs to Alp so you can fuck and be happy.

>> No.19374850

>>19374842
Fuck you. I'm not marrying a goddamn Alp. I'm not settling for anything less than an Amazon, Hellhound, Anubis, Dragon or Jinko. And they better be big, tall, buff and cute.

>> No.19374878

>>19374674
Being a Nazgûl was kind of the best part desu

>> No.19374881

>>19374748
>>19374817
I'm going to tell my Anubis boss that I don't want to go to work

>> No.19374886

>>19374674
I liked it
>>19374878
And I fucked loved this

>> No.19374896

>>19374850
>Amazon, Hellhound, Anubis, Dragon or Jinko. And they better be big, tall, buff and cute.
Objectively best taste

>> No.19374897

>>19374674
The first one or the sequel?

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>>19374653
You will get some Ologs as well that will fight in the arena against the orcs for your attention

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>>19374881
What a pity, anon. The office has that big account they've been working on and she really appreciated how much you were helping with it. But if you're sick, it's important you get your rest. Maybe she'll come over after work and make you a nice dinner, both as a thank you and to help you get better.

>> No.19374913

>>19374653
Drawfags, if you can draw Talion grabbing a orc girl (or high Orc/Troll what you like the most) doing an ahegao while Talion is doing the "I add you to my ranks!" spell. I know you guys can because you did an Arena scene a while ago

>> No.19374926

>>19374906
If my boss had legs like that I'd never leave work.

>> No.19374956

https://twitter.com/kasagland/status/926793474640265217
Confused oppai lolis are for standing paizuri while they wonder what is happening

>> No.19374961

>>19374624
But how do they know what a menu is?

>> No.19374976

>>19374961
They've pillaged some before, obviously. It's how they developed the sex menu their husband's use.

>> No.19374982

>>19374976
I see. Now excuse me while I slip some aphrodisiacs into their grog.

>> No.19375001
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Which monster girls work in our nation's intelligence services?

>> No.19375007

>>19375001
Bugs. Because we've got the line bugged, get it? Eh? EH?

>> No.19375009
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>>19375001
Who do you think? They run everything

>> No.19375013
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>>19375001
Australia's is full of shy no good Bunyips!

>> No.19375054

>>19375001
Ratas obviously. When they're not moe blobs being bullied, they're actually potentially dangerous for anyone who has any secrets of any kind, especially any kinks they don't want to have to deal with

>> No.19375056

>>19375013
>Bunyips make media super expensive
>Everyone has to go outside more
>More chances to grab cute boys
It's diabolically genius

>> No.19375060
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19375060

>>19375001
>intelligence services
Wurms

>> No.19375061

>>19375001
Lots of hakus, one or two ridiculously high-salaried flayers. You thought your secrets were safe? Fool.

>> No.19375083
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>>19375001
Spiders.

>> No.19375097

>>19375001
They're already infiltrated by the Sabbath

>> No.19375155

>>19375013
It's also full of massive, strongfat Crocodile Girls.

>> No.19375169 [SPOILER] 
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>>19375007
>I wonder who's behind this post.

>> No.19375170

>>19375060
I want to fight 10 Wurms

>> No.19375177

>>19375169
Can I pay for her ferry services with chin scritches and pats?

>> No.19375181

>>19375155
>you will never be bullied by strongfat crocodile girls

>> No.19375185

>>19375181
They wear those silly hats with the corks as well.

>> No.19375199

I want a drunk knight MG to angrily rant about her problems to me before sexually assaulting me!

>> No.19375222

>>19373853
I got the sketches for my Lich animation.
So I hope it'll be done soon.

>> No.19375245
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19375245

What do your waifus "casual clothes" look like?

>> No.19375256
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>>19375245
casual

>> No.19375263

>>19375256
Gremlins are nerds! They don't party.

>> No.19375275

>>19375263
>Implying the Gremlin dorm doesn't throw wild parties.

Gremlins of all shapes, sizes and hair colors, all crazy for any Human boys in STEM.

>> No.19375339

>>19375060
What am I supposed to do when my house can't handle a wurm wife?

>> No.19375355

i have a fetish for pregnant sex what does this say about me

>> No.19375367

>>19372964
jfc i need to impregnate her

>> No.19375369

>>19375355
>>19375367
Hmmmm

>> No.19375373

>>19373096
ttw no shog to sink inside to feel the cooling sensation of the void, why live?

>> No.19375381

lich

>> No.19375395

>>19375381
Cold undead pussy

>> No.19375408

>>19375169
Don't be silly, anon. Nobody remembers old memes like Charon or Moth-chan anymore.

>> No.19375432

>>19375381
Lich? As in, the undead mage? That Lich?

>> No.19375455
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19375455

Is there such a thing as a hatter that dresses more girly?

>> No.19375462

>>19375455
Whoa talk about a fungal infection!

>> No.19375470

>>19375369
yes those are both me

>> No.19375475

thick meaty spade tails are best

>> No.19375493
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19375493

>>19375475
Alps vs Amazons tail wrasslin'?

>> No.19375499

Remember, your wife is a career woman. She can't take time off for maternity leave.
Your Kikimora maid, however, is at home all day. You can knock her up without worry.

>> No.19375500

>>19375245
>Otohime in casual clothing
>Dresses like a slutty teenager
I much prefer regal and traditional outfits but you'd have to be out of your mind to not enjoy a monster girl's casual attire

>> No.19375508

>>19375493
yes

>> No.19375514

>>19375245
Ribbed sweaters and jeans.

>> No.19375522

>>19375500
>Gyaru Otohime
Nice.

>> No.19375530

>>19375499
>cheating on your wife

>> No.19375531

>>19375499
i hope that shog can make herself a uterus and ovum for me to impregnate

>> No.19375532
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19375532

>>19375245
A slightly less reveling dress.

>> No.19375559

>>19375531
Nothing beats using your Shoggoth maid's womb as an onahole

>>19375532
My kind of Wight is the kind who sleeps in the nude and wears the most outrageous negligees when at home
A Wight's casual attire being less reveling seems weird unless she's a closet shy girl who puts on a confident lewd appearance because she's part of undead nobility

>> No.19375570

>>19375559
>A Wight's casual attire being less reveling seems weird unless she's a closet shy girl who puts on a confident lewd appearance because she's part of undead nobility
Yes. I do love that.

>> No.19375573
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19375573

What was that whole thing about Wonderland girls and card suits again? Something about their personalities and fetishes?

>> No.19375576
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>>19375245
Don't you need to wear cloths ion the first place?
I hardly think her cloak counts.

>> No.19375604

>>19375576
She looks confused by her breasts.

>> No.19375627

>>19375604
>"Husband, did you put a breast expiation potion in my drink?"

>> No.19375631

>>19375570
>You both come home from an important undead festivity
>She immediately removes her highly revealing dress and fancy hairdo
>Puts on comfy pajamas and starts cuddling with you

>>19375573
Heart is lovey dovey girls
Spade is energetic girls
Club is nerdy girls
Diamond is a/d/venturous girls

>> No.19375645

>>19375627
>Did you put a penis expansion one in mine?
>...research

>> No.19375683

>>19375645
Title of the research: "In-depth study of the correlation between size and pleasure in over 28 variants of paizuri."

>> No.19375738
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Gonna give this kot all the litters.

>> No.19375751

>>19375738
she deserves love and babies

>> No.19375769

>>19375751
>>19375738
Flat cats may have a lot of insecurities regarding their aptitudes to become mothers. I'd never impregnate an insecure pussy.

>> No.19375787

>>19375769
show them they have nothing to fear and that you could never in your lifetime get enough of her milk

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>>19375769
She's already a mother though

>> No.19375823

>>19375738
Please stop reminding me how much I want to pound Rem on every surface in the house.

>> No.19375830
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>>19375823
Never.

>> No.19375898

>>19375788
>Feline gave birth to reptile
How?

>>19375830
That's some quality cat ass.

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19375934

>>19375898
Demon lord was sealed inside her delicious tummy and Diabolo had to rub it out.

>> No.19375974

>>19375830
Pixiv better deliver.

>> No.19375997

>>19375974
We've already gotten some fantastic stuff like
https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=61722225

>> No.19376039
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>>19375738

>> No.19376041

Which MG should be the best to go down on it anons?

>> No.19376050

>>19376041
Tentacle

>> No.19376052

>>19375997
Pixiv really is japanese DA at times.

>> No.19376117

>reading some Conan comics
>Your knees turn to water and your sword to grains of sand before the coming of Atlach-Nacha!
Are loli spiders from beyond this world really that scary?

>> No.19376136
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19376136

>>19376117
I believe all of the eldritch creatures from beyond the stars are maddening to behold to the wrong people.

>> No.19376146

>>19376136
Nee-san is scary!

>> No.19376149

>>19376117
They're up there with Chtulhu and Tsathoggua on elder god level but all they do is endlessly spin the same web
MGE Atlach-Nachas hide their powerlevel very well but if you were to see a married one's complete form your mind would shatter and you'd wake up with a Shoggoth nursing you back to health in some unknown country's rural town by the seaside

>> No.19376157

>>19376136
i crave the madness

>> No.19376165

>>19376039
Anon that is far too lewd for a religious site such as this.

>> No.19376170

>>19376149
>rural town by the seaside
To be fair becoming one with the Deep Ones would be the best ending for me, I fucking love to dive.

>> No.19376173

>>19376165
my religion is giving flat cats the pregnancy and love they deserve pls respect

>> No.19376192

>>19376149
i need this greatly

>> No.19376208
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>>19376170
Still kind of bothered by the fact this artist got the names mixed up and called this girl Cthulhu instead of Dagon.

>> No.19376213

>>19376173
Which religion is this? Bast worship?

>> No.19376222

>>19376208
>impregnating a girl-Dagon
SmilingLovecraft.jpg

>> No.19376266

>>19376213
yes

>> No.19376277

>>19376170
My best ending would be to get flayed and live in with a huge undersea cavern Mindflayer society
Going diving to meet the Deep Ones would be the best

>>19376208
>Losing your sanity in exchange for impregnating an elder god
Absolutely worth it, would do it repeatedly.

>> No.19376281

How to make a story involving monsters and peanut butter.

>> No.19376292
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>>19376281

>> No.19376299

>>19376281
Why just peanut butter?
Why not PB and J?

>> No.19376301

Flat cats are the best kind

>> No.19376305

>>19376266
Bast when KC?

>> No.19376306

>>19376117
She won't be so big when I tickle her.

>> No.19376312
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>>19376301
Wanna flick the itty bitty kitty titty

>> No.19376315

>>19376299
Peanut butter and jam?
Fool, everyone knows the best combo is peanut butter and lime marmalade.

>> No.19376316

>>19376312
I want to suck the BIG FAT CAT TATS!

>> No.19376327

>>19376315
>peanut butter and lime marmalade
The fuck kind of fancy pants sandwiches are you having?

>> No.19376335
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19376335

>>19376315
>lime marmalade
That's not even real! Don't make things up!

>> No.19376341

>>19376305
never
>>19376301
>>19376312
they deserve to be thoroughly licked everywhere

>> No.19376343

>>19376335
It exists
Fucking google it

>> No.19376351

>>19376301
New cat race when? Hopefully kc's hectic work situation calms down soon.

>> No.19376392

>>19376351
what kind of cat you hope for?

>> No.19376440

>>19376392
A flat slave one.

>> No.19376445

>>19376392
Mostly a lion or cheetah, both could work quite well as monster girls.but a snow leopard could be good too.

>> No.19376456

>>19376392
A smug, perpetually Nya~'ing one.

>> No.19376479

>>19376445
We definitely need another predatory feline.
I'd prefer a big haughty lion with a glorious mane, but I'd settle for a modest-bodied leopard if she had a bite fetish

>> No.19376488

>>19376392
Smug, soft, and BEEG in the right places

>> No.19376517

>>19376327
>when you want to impress a vampire but can't cook

>> No.19376550
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19376550

>>19376517
She should know about my quality of food.
Vampire or not, she will respect the grilled cheese

>> No.19376559
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>>19376445
>cheetah

>> No.19376572

>>19376559
Such sharp fangs. Thus, killing bites.

>> No.19376582

>>19376559
I need those fangs deep into my neck while I'm cumming deep into her womb.

>> No.19376595

>>19376559
She was on my mind when I posted that, killing bites had a lot of races I'd like to see KC's take on.

>> No.19376610

>>19376595
i wonder what an armored pangolin waifu would look like

>> No.19376615

>>19376559
Made for harapan.

>> No.19376623

>>19376610
If it's anything like the one in killing bites was, a terrifying ball of rape.
A MGE one would likely be more passive and only use the armour for defence though.

>> No.19376646

>>19376623
they get as close as possible and lock their armor up after mounting their prey so the only thing that can be moved is their hips

>> No.19376745

>>19375275
That'd be awesome! Are they still studious when it comes down to the content and focus on their work, or do they just rely on "talent" and their natural inclinations?

>> No.19376811
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>>19376559
Cheetahs would be a great species to have. They're beautiful big cats, but are a lot like dogs in a number of ways too. In fact, cheetahs often have severe social anxiety so zoos will give them companion dogs. Just imagine this, but a cute girl melting in your hands and rubbing against your palm.

>> No.19376820

>>19376610
What about an Armadillo girl? How would KC use her gimmick as something sexy?

>> No.19376875

>>19376820
>>19376646
but it sort of functions like a cross between kraken and wendigo where she has a really large shell and it closes up to keep you inside

>> No.19376895

>>19376875
Kraken?

>> No.19376906

>>19376895
kraken makes a ink sphere to where your only world is her

>> No.19376925

>>19376906
Forgot about that part.

>> No.19377027

>>19376925
I did too, and I like krakens. Wonder if there's something more to the idea...

>> No.19377043

>>19376906
Their ink can be used to make a darkness lamp too. Great for the times where it's too hot.

>> No.19377123

>>19375245
Stupid dumpire.

>> No.19377215

>>19375559
>My kind of Wight is the kind who sleeps in the nude and wears the most outrageous negligees when at home
Got to agree with that. Wights would either wear more casual dresses like with shoulder straps and no huge cut on the side, but a lot shorter skirt, or just sexy lingerie.

>> No.19377245

>>19375559
>Business Woman Shoggoth that completely spoils you once she gets home knowing your libido is at a all time peak.

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>> No.19377249

>>19377215
i'm stuck between not wanting zombie to wight but also wights

>> No.19377260

>>19377245
>she leaves a piece of herself teasing you all day

>> No.19377288

What's more adorable? A high class girl in comfy pajamas? Or a buff girl in comfy pajamas?

Both just lounging on the couch reading a good book.

>> No.19377295

>>19377248
What’s going on with the one on the left?

>> No.19377321

>>19377288
high class

>> No.19377322

>>19377295
That's the face foxes make when thinking of dicks. I know from experience.

>> No.19377326

>>19377322
i'll take the one on the right she knows what to do

>> No.19377387

>>19377288
High class. A wight, vampire or pharaoh being comfy is always great.

>> No.19377395

>>19377288
Ice Queen in fleece onesie pajamas

>> No.19377397
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19377397

How do you like your dragons?

>> No.19377402

>>19377397
Skimpy!

>> No.19377416

>>19377397
MERE.

>> No.19377420

>>19377397
With jaws that bite and claws that CATCH!
Thicc, big tits, not afraid to try anything new or different (of course considering her species, that won't be a problem), a bit lazy, NEET lifestyle.

>> No.19377426

>>19377397
A big ole buff cutie! Who gets embarrassed when I ask her to wear sundresses when we go out on dates because she thinks it makes her look weird!

>> No.19377433

>>19377397
undead and baby crazy

>> No.19377434
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>>19377397
Fashionable

>> No.19377437
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>>19377416
how mere?

>> No.19377460

>>19377437
Voluntary naked apron MERE.

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>>19377437

>> No.19377476
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19377476

Long sleek tails and meaty claws to handhold

>> No.19377479

>>19377476
BIG

>> No.19377480

>>19377397
Menacing, black and proud. Ready for a fight and rough in bed too.

>> No.19377506

>>19377476
Those aren't meaty, they're practically skeletal. I've been duped!

>> No.19377524

>>19377506
For you!

>> No.19377562
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New version's up mutha fuckas

>> No.19377785
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Beach day in Winterstown

>> No.19377789
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>>19377562
I'd like bees more if they were like reguras bugs with some fluff like a mothman

>> No.19377948
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19377948

>>19376136
>>19376146
>>19376157
>>19376149
>>19376149
>>19376192
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3V9zxXN1rx0

>'Ara? 'I intend to slay you!'?'
>'Quite the confidence for one so ignorant of their world, perhaps I should indulge to you, the secret to everything, little human.'
>The Nacho's eyes begin to glow a red color, all six of them
>'FALL.'
>Your legs feel like gelatin, collapsing on your knees to the floor. Visions of distant, nightmare alien landscapes flooding past you. Some of the inhabitants have taken notice to your spirit.
>The Hounds begin their hunt, braying loudly as time dilutes and slows, then rewinds. The Atlach-Nacha's voice becoming deeper and more womanly as she laughs at you.
>'Can you feel it, closing in all around you? The gravity of your insignificance? You are but a single grain of sand on the shores of the cosmos.'
>Her touch is cool and hard, exoskeleton having grown over her forearms like organic gloves of black keratin
>'I am the spinner of the web that will end all things. I am the Spider. I am ETERNAL, child.'
>...
>When you come to, you're in an unfamiliar hostel. The smell of the fresh sea air is disquieting at first, the gulls cawing.
>The matron of the hostel simply smiles when you try to regale her about the encounter with the Atlach-Nacha, saying that you have quite the imagination
>You never see the pseudopod fix her hair as she leaves you to your business
>Night falls and your cheek burns with want for the Nacho's touch
>Man came from Dark, and they shall in time, return to it

>> No.19377952

>>19377789
bumblebees are extra fuzzy

>> No.19377967

>>19377562
thats a hornet with bodypaint

>> No.19378046
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I had a handful of waifu commissions finish just in the past while, and she looks absolutely beautiful and cute in all of them! I love her!
https://files.catbox.moe/04pw2z.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/stt0k7.jpg

>> No.19378048

>>19377948
>”If I’m so insignificant, doesn’t that mean I can do whatever I want? If noting I do matters, I might as well have fun with it! Hell yeah!”
>”N-no wait!”
>”See ya later nice lady!”
>”...Damn new age philosophy.”

>> No.19378067
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>>19377789

>> No.19378076

>>19378046
Adorable!

>> No.19378084

>>19378048
I don't know much about lovecraftian lore but wouldnt this also extend to them?
What elder gods could survive the heat death of the universe or other similar events?

>> No.19378093

>>19377948
>>19378048
>Chaos girl shows you just how insignificant your feeble mortal life is
>On the verge of a nervous breakdown
>She gently hugs you
>"You are significant to me"

>> No.19378108

>>19378046
Anubis is justice!

>> No.19378110

>>19378046
Cute stuff, I really like the style of the one in the first of those two links.

>> No.19378119

>>19378046
Cute naturally occurring granular material composed of finely divided rock and mineral particles medium-sized omnivorous mammal of the genus Canis,

>> No.19378139

>>19378048
>Stinerface.jpg

>> No.19378155

>>19378093
>On the verge of a nervous breakdown
>not "yes I agree"

>> No.19378160

>>19378139
>walk around calling MGs who try to improve your life moral spooks
>ghosts and wisps stalking you take it as a sign you’re into them
>call them regular spooks
>Dark skinned kakuen accidentally bumps into you on the train
>without looking, call her a spook
>”Tha fuck?!”
>get raped by her big booty
>claim you wanted to do that all along and suggesting otherwise makes you a spook

>> No.19378170

>>19378110
Agreed, that artist is incredible at what they do. I would have loved to have gotten one of their more detailed commissions, but those are very expensive (and rightfully so). Maybe at some point in the future if I save up a bit.

>> No.19378175

>>19378046
Super cute wife!

>> No.19378178
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19378178

Several various recent wife pictures
http://twitter.com/moi_chikuwabu/status/1014160119293140992
http://twitter.com/mangechan2/status/1014176808994889728
http://twitter.com/mangechan2/status/1014903791320162304
http://twitter.com/sym_sb_sym/status/1014895427034857474
http://twitter.com/ponmokyu/status/1015568974703144960

>> No.19378192

>>19378155
>”Nothing that you know has any significance.”
>”Oh god! I can’t live with this!”
>”I know right! Wanna fight against it together?”

>> No.19378203

>>19378178
How the fuck are you such a meme?

>> No.19378217

I want a random minotaur to violently and brutally assault me without provacation. I want my pleas for help to be ignored by passersby who walk past as if nothing is happening. I want her to break every bone in my body one by one. Before she is done, I want her to curb stomp me and end my miserable existence.

>> No.19378218

>>19378178
gazer is love, gazer is life

>> No.19378234

>>19378203
She's cute

>> No.19378235

>>19378217
You need a therapy cow.

>> No.19378261

>>19378192
>"What doth life?"

>> No.19378320

>>19378178
That's a lot of wife pictures, good man.

>> No.19378349

>>19378235
That's flayer territory.

>> No.19378426

>>19378093
Walking in on a shog changing probably wouldn't bother her too much, but walking in on her connected to the vast emptiness of space and time would probably be a fairly awkward experience.

>> No.19378445

>>19378349
Would a flayer be okay with doing something as trifling as removing a song stuck in someone’s head?

>> No.19378450

>>19378445
if not he can just sing it until she does

>> No.19378451

What is the opposite of himedere anyway? How would you describe a girl who is low, rough and tumble?

>> No.19378457

>>19378445
Sure, but afterward instead of having a song stuck in your head it's going to be her body instead.

>> No.19378461

>>19378451
a noble girl who wants to live as a commoner

>> No.19378490

>>19378451
Isn't that just a tomboy?

>> No.19378492

>>19378461
>wight pretending to just be a regular zombie but she doesn't quite get it
>instead of moaning, she says the word "ah" in her posh accent with perfect enunciation

>> No.19378508

>>19378492
>Ah? Ahh? Ahhhhhhn~
And that day she discovered that mindless moaning makes men hard.

>> No.19378533

>>19377562
The fox boss is fantastic

>> No.19378590
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19378590

Would you sign up to fight in an arena only to get yourself raped in there?

>> No.19378600

>>19378490
I guess. Is there some weeb name for it I can search by?

>> No.19378605

>>19378590
No, but if I got raped it would be a bonus.

>> No.19378609

>>19378590
It's not my ideal scenario, but I'd be down if I had a reasonable chance of getting a monstergirl I like.

>> No.19378613
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19378613

>>19378492
She has the rags part done right. Unfortunately her hair is the giveaway. No mere Zombie has a hairdo that fancy.

>> No.19378631

>>19378613
this is the right kind of thicc and i want her to give me gentle humps while running her fingers along my scalp

>> No.19378653
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19378653

>elves are pure and innocent

>> No.19378666

>>19378653
This is why it's your duty as a man to punish elves with your cock.

>> No.19378682
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19378682

>> No.19378683

>>19378653
i want my future to be stolen

>> No.19378692

>>19378682
what a wimpy tail i would never

>> No.19378698

>>19378590
Only if I had the strength to choose what I get raped by.

>> No.19378708

>>19378692
She could have more potent venom to compensate for her small tail.

>> No.19378719

>>19378708
where does all the semen a manticore milks even go would she cumflate herself?

>> No.19378728

>>19378698
If they suspect you're trying to throw the match, you get thrown to the matangos.

>> No.19378732

>>19378719
Yes, its a slightly embarrassing fact for them

>> No.19378765

>>19378160
>Accidentally insult a dark-skinned Kakuen with her hair done up in dreadlocks.
>She stalks you to your house and rapes you senseless reverse cowgirl style.
>After the sex she tries to scold you for being racist only to learn that it was a misunderstanding, so she takes responsibility by becoming your girlfriend instead.
>When she takes you to meet her parents you're understandably nervous, but then a huge jolly looking Jamaican guy opens the door and pulls you into a bear hug while an athletic looking Kakuen smiles from the living room.
>You can't help but get swept up into her dad's rhythm and by the end of the night you're stumbling home with your cute half-Jamaican half-Chinese Kakuen girlfriend drunkenly singing "Buffalo Soldier".
>The next morning you wake up with her ass on your face and your dick in her mouth.

>> No.19378772

>>19378653
<Poor damage control for all the times elf bunny took it balls deep with a smile

>> No.19378777

>>19378682
>piddly little wings
>no mane

>> No.19378779

>>19378728
Oh, a dangerous game. Excellent.

>> No.19378781

>>19378777
My guess?
Its the runt of the litter.

>> No.19378788

>>19378777
>""no cutie mark""

>> No.19378792

>>19378765
Racists would be irredeemable scum to monster girls, anon. She's rather snap his neck in his sleep than fuck him.

>> No.19378804

>>19378792
Well you'd know having worked in Hollywood old companion.

>> No.19378805

>>19378792
But you're not irredeemable if you can be redeemed. Someone's gotta give him some black booty to find out.

>> No.19378812

>>19378792
I'd say a one off comment would be different from prolonged malicious interactions. It's the difference between "Irredeemable" and "I can set him straight".

>> No.19378815

>>19378805
Or they could just completely socially isolate him until the problem solves itself.

>> No.19378817

>>19378792
>Implying that kakuen doesn't want to get BLEACHED

>> No.19378826

Don't start this shit again.

>> No.19378829

>>19378805
If you're actually referring to me as racist youre as dumb as I expected.

>> No.19378836

>>19378829
I wasn't referring to you as anything. That was 'you' as in 'one,' my friend of high comprehension.

>> No.19378844

>>19378836
You're replying to bait, anon.

>> No.19378856

>>19378792
You have to go back.

>> No.19378879

>>19378792
t. antifa

>> No.19378892

>>19378815
social isolation seems far more likely maybe they even try one more time before suicide

>> No.19378912
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19378912

A grffon encounter is a lot more scary compared to meeting a dragon, if the profiles are anything to go by

>> No.19378916

>>19378728
I bet some people will show up to see you dumped into the Matango pit.

>> No.19378926

>>19378912
I want an oppai loli dragon and griffon to be rivals in love for me!

>> No.19378936

>>19378916
>>19378728
Dumping anyone in the Matango Pit is morally wrong, and I wouldn't stand for it.

>> No.19378973

>>19378936
Hopefully it's just the arena's administration messing with competitors to make sure they fight 100% instead of surrendering immidiately when they see their favorite monstergirl.

>> No.19378975

>>19378815
Isolating the guy from booty is a crime against humanity.

>> No.19378980

Link a girl to a song you like for the singer's voice.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xSIWKWt7-lk is an odd one. Faintly neotenous aspects to her voice when she gets singing, but the breathy rasps have a more mature appeal to them. I want to say it's something as boring as some one in their very late teens, but combined and in a more interesting way there's an almost agelessness to it, very in line with the character's eldritch nature. At the very least I'd limit it to a species with preternaturally long lives. It lacks the gravitas of a more powerful species, but has a peculiar charm that puts it in the high mid range.

I'm going to say this a Dhampir.

>> No.19378991

Is it wrong to defeat a lizardman just to make her a chubby housewife in a harem of exwarriors?

>> No.19378998

>>19378975
Well maybe he should have thought of that before being irredeemable.

>> No.19379002

>>19378084
No, outer gods are transdimensional.

>> No.19379009

>>19378792
Hahah you sound triggered.

>> No.19379014

>>19378728
I see. Then the best thing to do is beat the fighter and then rape her as much as I want afterwards.

>> No.19379037
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19379037

I want to see her face while she cums. Every gasp, every pant, every roll of the eyes. There is no greater joy than this, no sight more beautiful and perfect.

>> No.19379040

>>19378998
Denying a man the booty makes you irredeemable.

>> No.19379042

>>19378792
>Alternate reality #HWNDU is a radical female human supremacist organization, who take divide to be the literal parting of a certain reproductive organ
>Throw around phamphlets of comically exaggerated incubi with horse sized cocks and demonic features.
Every thing is more interesting with mamono mana

>> No.19379052

>>19379042
>monsterboys

>> No.19379060

>>19379052
Exactly. On one hand it's propaganda, on the other, who can really deny that there are a suspicious number of tanuki in the mainstream media

>> No.19379066

>>19379060
>monsterboys

>> No.19379081

>>19379060
I continue to desire tubby, office lady tanukis.

>> No.19379107

>>19378912
>Meet a Griffon
>Get accused of being a thief
>She rapes you as punishment

>Meet a Dragon
>She's open to battling you
>Otherwise she just doesn't care

>> No.19379109

>>19379081
Then you find yourself resenting the past seven generations of your ancestors for their glorious paladin past, and telling your parents that there's really nothing wrong with the way monster neutral countries do things.

>> No.19379120

>>19379109
Anon, I just want tubby, bushy tailed tanukis and my family worked IT.

>> No.19379136

>>19379120
That's even worse. Banning porn sites at work is an unforgivable act to a monstergirl.

>> No.19379139

>>19379120
Those glorious, glorious Inquisition Torturers.

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19379154

>>19379081
I bet she'd be super smug around you until one day you pull her aside in the break room, lock the door, and fuck her tits until her blouse is thoroughly stained with your cum.

>> No.19379158

>>19379107
Griffons only rape you if they notice your greeedy intentions though, right?

I feel like even if that's the case I'd still get attacked by one because of my desire to steal her heart. Same with dragons.

>> No.19379165

>>19379120
>I just want tubby, bushy tailed tanukis
Me too Anon. Me too.
My Dream Tanuki waifu owns a baseball team. What about yours?

>> No.19379181

>>19379120
Just imagine your boss sneaking into your cubicle and giving you a smug grin. You'd know it's time for you to go to her office and fuck her plump ass senseless.

>>19379139
So what, is this Tanuki just obsessed with the idea of getting violated by someone whose family were historically enemies of monstergirls?
That's an odd fetish.

>>19379154
You say that as if she wouldn't get smugger with every load.

>> No.19379187

>>19379136
That's why we have the guest network, they can use that.
Probably helps that I'm a network engineer.

>>19379139
We do computers.
Information technology.

>>19379154
Anon please, I'm not wasting it on her chest.
That's what her womb is for.

>> No.19379211

>>19379165
Mine is either flat out tubby and does finance or she is strongfat and owns a gym chain

>>19379181
Definitely worth it.
Sticking it in and going to town, possibly after getting some manticore venom in my morning tea.

>> No.19379236

>>19379211
>Strongfat Tanuki who can and probably will send you stumbling with a good natured slap on the ass and a loud "Gwah-ha-ha!" laugh.
>Sisters with a chubby Tanuki who owns a large tech firm and would likely try to look like a cool beauty by readjusting her horn-rimmed glasses and giving you an "Ufufufufufu" laugh.
>They're willing to share.

>> No.19379241
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19379241

Is it true that yanderes make the best wives and mothers?

>> No.19379245

>>19379241
Yes.

>> No.19379256

>>19379236
Adorable, would love to sit between them and scratch behind their ears.

>> No.19379268

>>19379241
No, only a yandere would tell you that.

>> No.19379282

>>19379256
Smug and haughty she may act, but the businesswoman sister likes ear scratching the most. She loves it when you praise her.
The strongfat one prefers back massages and will shoot you a lewd and smug grin when you see the special table she has set up for you to massage her.
Specifically the gap in it for her titanic tits.

>> No.19379283

>>19379154
That shortstack office dog teases you now, but when the next office party starts, she'll be drunk and hitting on you all evening.

>> No.19379298

>>19379283
I don't think my wife would like that.

>> No.19379301

>>19379283
Would bend her over her desk and plow that plump ass of hers. She'd never make it home before having to come into work the next day.

>> No.19379303

>>19379181
>That's an odd fetish.
>Implying there aren't Fallen Priesesses just waiting for a big strong paladin to breach her sanctum

>>19379187
Yes. Holy computers, that compute how to combat the monster menace and wage information warfare with war technology.

>> No.19379314

>>19379282
Well, business nuki is getting ear scritches and getting told she did a good job at the end of each day.

As for strongfat tanuk She's getting a hell of a massage, although I may need to see if her rear matches her tits.

>> No.19379320

What do you call a Kakuen relaxing outside of her house?
A porch monkey.

>> No.19379322

>>19379268
Children are extra special to yanderes because they're the crystallization of their deep love.

>> No.19379327

>>19379241
they make terrible mothers as they're known to kill daughterus so they can stay the only girl in your life

>> No.19379331

>>19379320
I want a kakuen who's the coolest monkey in the jungle

>> No.19379334

>>19379320
Is stoop Kakuen gonna leave her stoop?

>> No.19379343

>>19379037
i want to watch her tail flick while she cums

>> No.19379344

>>19379303
>"..and then he'll throw me on the ground and tear my habit while telling me that I'll pay for my heresy with my lewd body! And then! And then!"
>"Sister Bethany... you've got issues."

>>19379314
The only thing that rivals her tits are her ass anon. Nice, big and firm. If you hotdogged her, the pressure alone would make you cum in seconds.

>> No.19379359

>>19379344
That would be nice, although I must wonder how she keeps going considering her short stature and those dimensions.

She doesn't do a lot of cardio does she? Because I can't see her running like that.

>> No.19379363

>>19379344
The only issue Sister Bethany has is that the only boy for miles is a chuuni who fancies himself the demon lord, who is only interested in trying to corrupt that neighborhood valkyrie onee-san, who in turn only wishes he'd work out a little more.

Truly, the lack of willing men is an everpresent issue

>> No.19379364

>>19379322
And that can backfire horribly.

>> No.19379365

>>19379359
Strongfat, remember? It's all proportional.

>> No.19379371

>>19378792
>imblying

>> No.19379375
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>>19379322
Yandere mothers produce yandere children

>> No.19379381

>>19379365
She says that but considering the size of her rear and chest she's probably a complete weakling for extended sessions.

>> No.19379384

>>19379327
This is a dirty lie spread by dirty whores who aren't needed in this world. The time fathers spend with their daughterus is time spent cherishing their love with their wives.

>> No.19379400

>>19379381
She can lift weights like a champion, punch a sandbag hard enough to break it and absolutely kills when it comes to push ups.
But put that poor girl on the treadmill and she'll be panting, sweating and begging to rest in a mere twenty minutes.

>> No.19379401

>>19379375
Every time I see art from this guy they make the same face

>> No.19379407

>>19379400
Poor thing, guess I'll just need to carry her around after her workout so she doesn't tire herself out for our other 'cardio' for the evening.

>> No.19379411

>>19379407
Just imagine her snoring right next to your ear as you carry her home piggyback style, tuckered out from a long workout.
Imagine hearing a muttered "I love you anon" as she thinks of you during her nap.

>> No.19379412

>>19379327
If a monster girl was that afraid of any female being near her husband she would most likely have broken him a while ago
She'd probably take care of her daughter mostly on her own and always watch over him whenever he interacted with her
On a brighter note she could also simply push a childhood friend onto her daughter and educate her to go yandere for him so that there isn't a risk of her becoming attracted to her father

>> No.19379417

>>19378508
>And that day she discovered that mindless moaning makes men hard.
Making a sophisticated girl moan because she can't fight against her body makes a man even harder.

>> No.19379420

>>19379411
She and her sister are too precious.
I would happily become their 'prime asset'

>> No.19379427

Remember to never trust a tanuk

>> No.19379429

>>19379407
>so she doesn't tire herself out for our other 'cardio' for the evening.
>he doesn't want to run her ragged and ravage her while she's fighting for breath from the stairs

>> No.19379437

>>19379429
Of course not, forget a step-machine, I'm going to run her and her sister ragged in bed.
It would actually be fun to find that her sister has better endurance than her.

>> No.19379440

>>19379437
>"H-how?"
>"Do you know how often I have to run around the office to make sure everything gets done? A lot!"

>> No.19379445

>>19379384
There's a compromise in all this. When the children are raised is when lesser couples lose that spark.

Yanderes, who see their daughters as threats, who can't harm the crystallisation of their love, instead amp up their waifu game, to be as appealing as can be, to rekindle that flare of love that you had when you first met her

>> No.19379453

>>19379440
Too precious.
I bet the chubby twin would have her chest puffed out with pride when she does that while her sister is breathing hard, chest down and ass up in bed.

>> No.19379456

>>19379371
>Crossing the bridge to demon realm

>> No.19379495

That stupid clickbait at the bottom of the site got me thinking. Imagine a Devil Bug getting milked. Imagine her antennas going wild while she pouts and looks up in shame as her whole body trembles from he pressure in her breasts being released.

>> No.19379530

>>19379158
they also get incredibly excited if they feel the desire for them instead of treasure

>> No.19379543
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19379543

>>19379495
I'd do the same to a Beelz. But that's a good kink for any monstergirl.

>> No.19379548

>>19379495
>devil bug
>shame

>> No.19379553

>>19379530
That's usually after they made them their husband, How would they even process a man coming to their lair and sensing he came for her?

>> No.19379557

>>19379530
I'd probably be in trouble then, especially if she saw my "horse meat"

>> No.19379562

>>19379548
She’s a bug not a cow! Stop groping her and just fuck her already!

>> No.19379580

>>19379562
>anon sitting on a devil bugs chest and teasing her while he gropes her

>> No.19379582
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>>19379495
Every time I view the thread on mobile it just gives me nothing but Dude Weed ads.

>> No.19379583

>>19379241
shog makes for excellent yandere

>> No.19379585

>>19379553
Depends on the color and disposition of Dragon. Bewilderment and love/hate probably.

Afterthought but this is probably the best time for a third party to raid a Dragons trove. The moment she meets her new husband.

>> No.19379596

>>19379582
That stoner cow greentext we had a while back was nice.

>> No.19379628

>>19379585
>Adventuring parties going to lairs/pyramids etc handsomely pay 20-30 single "Designated Husbands" to go in first and cause a significant distraction while they grab the goods

>> No.19379645

>>19379628
>High level anon joins up with lower level groups.
>Takes a small cut and doesn't even really want the treasure.
>Goes along to see if there's any cute girls he may be able to take/marry

>> No.19379656

>>19379628
Exactly, plus there's enough people here who would go to their favorite monstergirls willingly, so I could just follow the single anons right to treasure. Hopefully by then I'd have found my own waifu to carry it all.

>> No.19379661

>>19379628
Oh the wonders of echidnas' dungeons.

>> No.19379680

>>19379661
I wonder how often marriage raiding parties are held? Imagine going into an Echidna’s dungeon with 30 or so different anons with the intent of marrying her daughters. Each anon would “sacrifice himself” to let the next pass until everyone got their perfect species.

>> No.19379692

>>19379680
>That poor kiki maid that is helping out cleaning and couldn't get out by the time the raid hit.

>> No.19379708

>>19379548
This anon has it right. Devilbugs are probably one of the few races that'd have a nest of teenagers swarm a middle-aged man immediately after he gets off of work, right in front of his office without a lick of shame. They're the kinda girls that would probably give handjobs in public and not give a shit about who sees them do it.

>> No.19379727

>>19379692
>WAIFU’ED<
GAME OVER

>> No.19379736

>>19379680
I'm sure as soon as they found a dungeon and the information was made public monster lovers would rush for it.

>> No.19379750

>>19379557
what would she do when the first thing that happens when she confronts me is i go in for a hug because i heard there was a griffon and i wanted her as my treasure

>> No.19379762

>>19379680
>Scout says they saw a guard kobold in the next room
>Give goodbye high-fives to your bros, this is your slot
>Sprint in blowing your whistle as loud as possible
>Shadowy figure stands up to reveal a 6'6 Hellhound
>Her eye flit down to the collar in your left hand and meat treats in the other
>The subsequent silence is broken by the door clicking locked behind you

>> No.19379777

>>19379762
>Implying a hellhound isn't fine too.
Oh, I am ready for this.

>> No.19379783

>>19379750
She'd probably push you away and force you back with the flap of her wings. If you really liked her you'd need to prove that you meant it.

>> No.19379789

>>19379762
>”OH GOD HELP ME!”
>”SHUT UP CHEW TOY! LET ME ENJOY THIS!”

>”Huh. I didn’t know Mike was into that kind of play.”

>> No.19379831

>>19379762
>Hellhound decides to help anon get revenge on his friends so long as he helps her find a husband

>> No.19379941

>>19379628
>Every guards busy having sex with their new husband
>No ones guarding the gold
If its that easy to make off with the actual treasure I'd clean out every dungeon in a month.

>> No.19379960

I need an unpopular girl to write about!

>> No.19379965

>>19379960
Cyclops.
NOT a mono-eye, a cyclops

>> No.19379971

>>19379960
Is Phantom unpopular?

>> No.19379972

>>19379960
You should write about Chochin-Obake.
She's the light of my life.

>> No.19379975

>>19379960
Kapa.
Why has nobody done anything with her?
She's literally made to be the childhood friend type.

>> No.19379976

>>19379960
Cockatrice!
Or >>19379972

>> No.19379983

>>19379960
Matango

Or be brazen and attempt to do a Sith story.

>> No.19379985

>>19379983
>Or be brazen and attempt to do a Sith story.
I'm gonna have to ask you to stop, anon.

>> No.19379993

>>19379941
Until the nukes notice a kindred spirit...

>> No.19379994

>>19379983
Matango who becomes intelligent again due to the power of love!

>> No.19380077

>>19378792
Racists deserve to be raped by brown monster girls.

>> No.19380116

>>19380077
Or dommed into praising and respecting the purity of the whitest northern Elf

>> No.19380117

>>19379960
Dark elf. And like the regular femdom type

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>>19380116
We must secure the existence of our people and a future for elven children.

>> No.19380155

>>19380130
I want to venture too far into wood elf territory

>> No.19380167

>>19380155
I want to venture too far into not!Finnish Snow Elf territory.

>> No.19380189

>>19380167
Isn't that, like, one step? I hear they (all one of them within bowshot) start yelling if you think about entering their territory.

>> No.19380195

>>19380167
>>19380189

Just be careful in the saunas.

>> No.19380197

>>19380189
No, I'm going to go about 12 inches deep.

>> No.19380198

>>19379983
>Attempt to do a Sith story
Fuck off Bollocks

>> No.19380202

>>19380189
>>19380167
What do they do with boys lost in their lands?

>> No.19380213

>>19380202
>>19378653

>> No.19380214

>>19380202
I'm not sure, but I hope it ends in marriage.

>> No.19380222

>>19380197
You’re only going about 4.5 inches deep and we all know it.

>> No.19380228

>>19380202
If they view him as a future threat, they toss him to the Wendigos, who will raise him as one of their own.

>> No.19380237

>>19380189
Luckily I know their weakness. I'll be fine so long as I bring enough beer with me.

>> No.19380239 [DELETED] 

>>19379783
how do you prove something to a griffon do you just stare at her really hard thinkin bout dat wingspan {spoiler]and ass[/spoiler]

>> No.19380257

>>19380237
Are clothes with three stripes likely to help your cause?

>> No.19380261

>>19380257
No, I wouldn't think so.

>> No.19380271

>>19379783
do you just stare at her really hard thinking about how many babies she might want and how majestic she is to prove it?

>> No.19380280
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19380280

how does your yandere shog react when she notices a lack of sensation as her husband grasps his dinner shogware and uses it to eat only to instead notice the fidgeting of her daughter that she managed to conceive through untold means

>> No.19380281
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>>19380271
Griffons can sense desire in humans. She'll definitely notice.

She might also blush like pic related too

>> No.19380283

>>19380281
Cute hungry doragon.

>> No.19380287

>>19380280
>Mashtah's SAN points. I want to destroy it all!

>> No.19380289

>>19380281
I'd like to imagine something like this would happen if I ever shook hands with a hakutaku.

>> No.19380290

>>19380280
I don't think it'll be an issue. If I understand it correctly, what the daughter feels is what mom feels.

>> No.19380310

>>19380290
>s-sugoi mother! i can't believe you felt like this for over 15 years!

>> No.19380316

>>19380281
do you think her mighty wings could help me enjoy the rush of flight as i hold myself tight to her chest within her grasp

>> No.19380317

>>19380290
Wait, Does that mean she will feel it when i smash her mothers purple ass?

>> No.19380322

>>19380317
of course, because shes shapeshifted into the bed.

>> No.19380335

>>19380290
I think thats only how it works if the daughter intends on staying daddy's girl forever. Otherwise, thats really fucked up and probably not what kc intended.

>> No.19380360
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>>19380317
what color would you like your shog to be

>> No.19380365

>>19380360
The Color Out of Space.

>> No.19380377

>>19380365
i want mine to be the color of imperceptible infinite love

>> No.19380386 [SPOILER] 
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>>19380360
I'd like one that isn't the color of evil. So none.

>> No.19380389

>>19380386
Jeez those mofucores are everywhere.

>> No.19380405

>>19380316
It'll be like wingsuiting from the top of a cliff.

>> No.19380408

>>19380386
they are all the color of love for their husband and master!

>> No.19380414

>>19380405
i'd feel more safe in her arms than in a suit

>> No.19380427

What girl does smug comfy that ISN'T yan-snek?
I am aware that she is smug and snug but we need some other options.

>> No.19380430
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>>19380365
>the vegetation and plant life near mastah's house start turning Shog-coloured and growing weird smiles
>some grow extra eyes
>mastah trips and falls into the old well and lands on a soft cuddlepile of newborn shogs
>at night, the trees wave even without wind because mastah is busy mating with all his new servants in the branches

>> No.19380439

Remember to cheer your corny evil wife on!

>> No.19380460

>>19380439
my tops are shog and unagi i'm not sure i could see them being evil

>> No.19380469

>>19380439
Silly anon, I'd have a harem of them and I'd have to step in and stop them if they try to do anything too malicious

>> No.19380516

>>19380430
Cute!
Do your best Shog!

>> No.19380521

>>19380469
>Harem of corny evil villain wives
That sounds especially sexy. Corny villain girls are usually the most adventurous in bed due to getting in over their head, and usually wear the sluttiest over the top outfits to show off their slutty over the top bods which always have wardrobe malfunctions.

>> No.19380529
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19380529

It's 100°F and I want to be teased by a cute girl at the beach

>> No.19380533

>>19380521
>"Muhahaha! Behold husband! My spell is complete!"
>"What spell- and why are you naked?"
>"I used my immense and infinite blood magic to great a Zone of Erogeny! Now all monstergirls within a mile radius of me will be ultra sensitive in their breasts and ass! Muahahaha!"
>Casually walk over and flick her nipple
>She instantly goes to her knees, her hands clutching over her groin, as she makes a very, very girly and vulnerable moan
>"Aa-aaahhhnn~~~!"
>"Why did you do this anyway."

>> No.19380536

>>19380521
>evil wife spins chair around to laugh about evil plan and instead of petting a cat her husband is in her lap being given a handjob

>> No.19380540

>>19380529
Fuck yes Vada, I love you. Nude version?

>> No.19380543

>>19380521
Exactly.
Even funnier when Anne "Annihaltron' the automaton starts up her big, 'what does it mean to love, to feel the warmth of another' speeches only for one of the other girls to comment that she already knows what those are and to comment on how that huge, heavy assault model needs to stop hogging husband snuggling time.

>> No.19380546

>>19380529
why isn't this familiar pregnant yet

>> No.19380547

>>19380389
Mofucores are loyal little things
https://pastebin.com/7pHS7YCZ

>> No.19380548

>>19380529
You madman, you actually did it. Not only did you go with the white swimsuit but you went with her giving a flash too.
I want to standing thigh fuck familiar-chan on the beach!~~

>> No.19380551

>>19380548
How the fuck did those "~" get there, I don't remember typing those.

>> No.19380552

>>19380529
This is the kind of things that would make me question my relationship with my familiar imouto.

>> No.19380558

>>19380548
i want to thigh fuck her from the front and have her tail wrap around me

>> No.19380563
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19380563

What is the expression this dark elf is trying to convey?

>> No.19380565

>>19380563
>i wonder how much cum i can squeeze out of him with my breasts

>> No.19380570
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19380570

>Summon a tiny Imp as your first summoned Demon when your're just a young acolyte.
>Unsummon her when she tries to Starscream you by casting charm spells on you in your sleep.
>Fast forward several years.
>You're now summoning Demons with ease, bending the lesser ones to your will is no problem.
>Try to summon a more powerful Demon.
>As the portal opens, you barely recognize her, except for her eyes.
>It's the first Imp you summoned, but while in the Demon Realm she's been 'leveling up' and is now a Lilim.
>The whole time she was gone, she couldn't stop thinking about you.

What do you do when she steps outside her summoning circle without your command and breaks the seals with a wave of her hand?

>> No.19380571

>>19380529
I would like to investigate a familiars tan lines.

>> No.19380573

>>19380529
>tfw It's Summer never

>> No.19380574

>>19380570
Burn down everything and run.

>> No.19380577

>>19380540
Haven't thought of making an alt version
>>19380546
>>19380548
>>19380552
>>19380571
Very lewd!

>> No.19380584

>>19380570
magics failed, your only chance is to tackle her into a mating press

>> No.19380585

>>19380529
Fun times at the beach with a familiar and her witch friend

>> No.19380592

>>19380585
ditch the witch!

>> No.19380597

>>19380570
>How quickly the tide turns.

>> No.19380611

>>19380529
I want this to be my imouto!

>> No.19380612

>>19380570
her pelvis screams for children and you cannot resist

>> No.19380628

>>19380577
It's nice to have you around here again, loli monstergirl drawfags are a rare breed. Do you do commissions by any chance?

>> No.19380640

>>19380628
I'd also like to know this.

>> No.19380649

>>19380628
loli monstergirls are cute, so I don't mind drawing them or lewding them
I don't feel confident enough for commissions yet

>> No.19380653

witches should consider not summoning such strong competition for onii-chans

>> No.19380665

>>19380649
that piece is commission worthy but not sure about your lewds that i've not seen/have questionable existence

>> No.19380667

>>19380649
Please do lewd the lolis and do open coms. Id love to throw some money at you because of your style.

>> No.19380684

>>19380667
yes we need more lewds of familiars and nachos

>> No.19380685

>>19380649
Someone has to, you're a hero to the sabbath lovers. Noticed some of that stuff on your tumblr, the lewd colt was great. It's a shame you don't do coms or I'd be tempted throw shekeles at you for goats.

>> No.19380699

>>19380665
>>19380667
might make a lewd either today or tomorrow, depends when this heat will die down
>>19380685
glad you liked it, idk might do it sometime soon but who knows

>> No.19380715

>>19380685
whats the tumblr for bookmarking?

>> No.19380727

>>19380715
vadump

>> No.19380733
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19380733

I want to shower a shoggoth with love!

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>>19380733
i want to take a shoggoth shower/bath

>> No.19380757

>>19380570
Obviously ask her out on a date so we can catch up on old times. Afterwards if things go well, we can snuggle up on the couch and watch movies together just like old times.

>> No.19380766

>>19380733
Cute white haired Shog would do a good 2B cosplay.

>> No.19380790

>>19380699
The heat's a killer this year, stay cool dude.
>>19380733
Forgot the lewd version.
http://data.tumblr.com/9521bc0c6209ae4d964c4c37274e8588/tumblr_pbiufsHHRa1tt3053o2_raw.png

>> No.19380799

What is best anons? To pamper your wife or to be pampered by her? Or for the both of you to try to pamper the other at the same exact time such as you cooking her a delicious meal for when she gets home and she comes home with a massive spread from that takeout place you both love and something you love as a gift?

>> No.19380806

>>19380799
I prefer pampering mine, especially since she's one of the ones who really like praises and such. I'm sure she'd pamper me a lot too though.

>> No.19380813

>>19380799
To come home and immediately do battle. A brief but intense struggle for dominance in a fight that always ends in animalistic fornication.

>> No.19380818

>>19380790
thanks my dude

>> No.19380823

>>19380799
mutual pampering but all she really has to do for me is scratch my head and back

>> No.19380851

>>19380543
>Massive Automatron with a truly mammoth ass boxing out the other villain girls as she cuddles husband under her
>Darkblade Destroyer the Dullahan pouts as she uselessly wacks that simacrulum booty with her sword, doing nothing but sending jiggles through it

>> No.19380859

>>19380851
Yep.
Plus side, Darkblade gets to have her head cuddled AND cuddle at the same time

>> No.19380894

>>19380859
>Darkblade the Destroyer has a face of pure bliss as her husband holds her head against his chest and her body fawns over him, sat aside him with his arm between her cleavage and her hands playing with his hair
>Annihaltron is stoically patrolling the outskirts of the (inhales) "Infinite Darkness Power Solitude Fortress slash Castle slash Dungeon of Evil, Malice, the Everdark, and Cruelty volume II" (the first one burned down in a very sexy yet very destructive incident)
>Meanwhile, several servants made up of Queen Visca "the Blob" watch on with jealous faces, wanting it to be their turn to take husband back to their room where they'll quite literally drown him in pussy and tits and ass all at once

>> No.19380907

>>19380894
>The blob
One too many fat jokes in high-school made her go evil didn't it?

>> No.19380910

>>19380894
>>19380851
This harem sounds fun, give more villain girls

>> No.19380914

>>19380799
It'd be nice if there was a room where a bunch of familiars would fawn on you for a while.

>> No.19380921

>>19380907
It was a mixup on school physical day where by technicality they had to measure her mass- her ENTIRE mass, all instances of her at once. No one really said anything and they were very understanding that of course a queen slime would have a very high mass when all together, but she was so embarrassed by technically being the heaviest girl in school that she embraced villainy.

>> No.19380936

What happens if you kiss an Oni's hor ns?

>> No.19380937

>>19380921
Uh huh.
Is that why she jams all her extra, non-detached mass into her tits and ass, giving herself as thin a waist as possible?

>> No.19380956

>>19380914
I want a loli shog trying her best to fit into that crowd

>> No.19380966

>>19380910
Annihaltron the Ultra-Siege Automatron
Darkblade the Destroyer Dullahan, wielder of the Blade of the Black Flame
Queen Visca "the Blob", Queen Slime
Elis the Delicate, Alabaster Vampire Queen
Carola Lewdspore, Evil Hatter and Lady of Madness
Frunk, Unstoppable Zombie Fleshgolem
and Anon, who once stole a pack of gum from a convenience store
>>19380937
Her- Her ways are mysterious and unknowable! She was born with such naturally gorgeous proportions! Gaze upon the grotesquity yet sensual allure!

>> No.19380968

>>19380936
Careful anon, you might just sober her up in just a few seconds. And your pelvis will suffer under the weight and lust of a sober oni.

>> No.19380975

>>19380966
Uh huh.
Well, its a good thing she's goo or her spine would snap thanks to the weight of those cannons on that small a waist.

She also needs to stop making all her 'maids' tubby and calling them fat, its kinda weird.

>> No.19380984

>>19379960
Oomukade, Mantis or Sahaguin... I mean, I really like them, but it seems most don't :P

>> No.19380986

I wanna lick sweat off a muscular mg's abs!

>> No.19380994
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>>19380936
What if you stroke it?

>> No.19380996

>>19380994
Take responsibility and mating press her.

>> No.19381001

>>19380799
To be pampered by her. Because I'm lazy, selfish, and have low self-esteem.

>> No.19381002

>>19380996
Get mating pressed, you mean.

>> No.19381009

>>19381002
Either or works.

>> No.19381017

>>19380975
>See her berating one of her extra tubby maids, really going in on her and calling her a fat useless goosack that deserved all the bad things people said about her
>About to intervene when you realize its her saying these things to herself
>She notices you watching and hurriedly assimilated the maid, making her already comically over-hourglass form even more over the top
>"Aaa-ahaha! Oh, husband, its you! C-come to indulge in my immeasurable curves~?"

>> No.19381022
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19381022

there is no end to the amount of semen i want shog to take from me and cuddles i desire

>> No.19381025

>>19381022
Shog cuddles have such amazing potential, don't they?

>> No.19381031

>>19381017
So what happens when her husband hugs her and tells her she needs to stop berating herself like that?
Because he finds her beautiful no matter what she looks like.

>> No.19381032

>>19381017
She's cute, she needs to build up her confidence to stop getting down on herself.
But yes, I would admire those goo-sacks

>>19380966
Frunk is probably cute.
I bet she speaks in short, halting sentences and is as big as Annihaltron, but with more muscle

>> No.19381034

>>19381025
that can engulf my lower half and maintain a upper body to embrace me while having the nice cool feeling like the other side of a pillow touched by the void

>> No.19381035

>>19380994
This trope is retarded
Horns are a bone,stroking it wouldn't make them get all horny

>> No.19381040

>>19381035
hehe, horny.

>> No.19381045

>>19381031
She starts blubbering like a sobbing schoolgirl into his chest while asking what she did to deserve such a kind man.
But when he tries to pull away, he feels resistance from his back... and his sides... all around him as he's surrounded by all her instances filling the room at once.
Its gonna be a long night for husband.

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19381054

its nighttime in burger so remember to thank your shog for a delicious dinner before she becomes your bed, pillow and blanket also the extra arms hugging you all over

>> No.19381058

>>19381032
Admire them all you want, your evilness! They're yours to oogle and be smothered by at your command!
Frunk is a sweet girl. She picks flowers. Likes birds. Draws smiley faces on her abs. Has arms literally bigger than Elis's entire body.
Just don't ask why there are no fireplaces in the entire dungeon, at least outside of other girls' private rooms. No fire. Fire bad. Fire make Frunk angry.

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>> No.19381061

>>19380966
I bet Carola always tries to break into a villain song, much to the eye-rolling of everyone else.

>> No.19381063

>>19380733
>>19380790
Nice seeing an off-profile Shog.

>> No.19381067

>>19381058
Oh?
But what about the fires of passion?

And i'd admire them just as much as I enjoy groping her maids

>> No.19381089

>>19381061
>Checking the fridge one afternoon for some milk
>"Aw man, are we out?"
>Ominous and boistrous piano chord rings out
>"WELL well well, it seems my evil plans have been found~!"
>Faintly, several cries of 'oh god dammit' 'shut the fuck up carol!' 'FRUNK NO WANT SONG RIGHT NOW' etc are heard but quickly drowned out by the music rising and the clack of heels on tile
>Carola strolls in, her sexy black suit and hat twirling as she saunters
>"~And so you find that now you're faced with maaaaadness-"
>You interrupt her by throwing a wine cork at her forehead and she keels over dramatically, the music dying out with her as the nearly invisible spores you've learned how to spot retreat from the air around you
>"Owowowowow! Sorry, geeze! I'll go get some more, no need for violence!"
>She turns... and dammit but you can't help but stare at that sweet tight bubble butt as she heads out towards the helipad

>> No.19381092

Consider the following:
>Gifting a Bunyip a pair of Uggs

>> No.19381101

>>19381092
She can wear them on her ears!

>> No.19381105

>>19381067
That makes Frunk a different kind of angry. The 'slam hips on husband until he fill Frunk' angry. So fires of passion are A-okay.
>Visca catches you groping two of her plump maids at once (of course she obviously knew the whole time, its still her)
>Makes an ultra pouty face but then scurries over wanting to join in for a sexy threesome

>> No.19381127

>>19381105
Well thats fun.
Frunk sounds like she's a big cutie.
And Visca needs that fat ass slapped.

At least she's able to take it better than Elis who is probably Hypocondraic...unless 'the Delicate' is a joke title.

>> No.19381152

>>19381127
She's svlete, pale as moonlight, and a traditional beauty, modest breasts and ass, a seemingly frail girl but with a voice like fine porcelain and hair like the most delicate silk, polite and graceful and regal, the epitome of class.
When she hasn't fed, that is.

>> No.19381173

>>19381152
And when she has?

>> No.19381188

>>19381173
About the only thing still recognizable about her is her pale skin, though even that would more than likely be drenched in blood red spirit energy, messily sploshed everywhere over her tremendous curves and sharpened nails from her gorging and eviscerating her hapless husband. Think Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, only more like Lady Classy and Miss Excess

>> No.19381201

>>19381188
Hmmm, the others probably don't like the damage she can do like that.
Probably just get blood from hubby and store it in bags for her so she doesn't damage him all that much...Although 'miss excess' may start wanting to taste something else after one too many 'courting' sessions as miss classy.

>> No.19381204

good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, please remember that, despite what they say, getting raped by a super villain after she takes you hostage DOES NOT make you an accomplice.

T. Nuki Law firm told me so.

>> No.19381220
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19381220

The mofu dimension claims another victim.

>> No.19381228

>>19381201
They have a strict 'no neck kisses' rule for her. So when it's her night for solo time with Hubby, she has romantic, fantastic dates by moonlight that go just fine, but when it comes time to retire to her chambers if any of them spy her leaning in too close to his neck they try and break things up.
Little do they know how fucking hot and bothered she gets him when she whispers in his ear how she wants to tie him to the wall and gut him open like a hunted animal for her to drink in and ravage all night long.

>> No.19381239

>>19381220
Source?

>> No.19381260

>>19380130
Not going to lie, seeing elves protest while shouting "We must secure the existence of our people and a future for elven daughters." would have me rock solid.

Though it's unlikely. If we were in an elven city, they'd probably just round up all the non elves and kick 'em out, except for a handful of select human boys. And if their cities weren't infested they'd just build giant walls and make the demon lord pay for it, as can be seen by KC's pure elves.

>> No.19381272

>>19380280
Unlikely scenario. Yandere shogs would be really really good at noticing when something in the vicinity of their husband isn't them.

She probably curtails her daughter's interest in her father by foisting her off on some neighbourhood shotas.

>> No.19381297

>>19381220
Not a huge fan of the mofu meme, but the idea of kitsunes trapping prey in spheres made out of their giant tails is a nice one. Especially if the more tails you have, the more you're able to manipulate them.

>> No.19381313

If your waifu isn't at least 50% tail by volume, you have no taste.

>> No.19381317

You love your waifu and go on dates with her right? Imagine something as simple and wholesome as going to the ice cream store? What flavors do you and her get?

>> No.19381319

>>19381313
What about 50% abdomen?

>> No.19381328

>>19381317
I'm a simple man. A large cherry dipped vanilla cone.

>> No.19381340
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19381340

Make sure your Automaton isn't always moving on the surface anon.

>> No.19381369

>>19381313
>Feeling upity over tails or wings or paws
>Mfw my elf wight can basically cosplay an ectoplasmic version of whatever girl she wants, complete with ghostly mass and sensation.
You haven't lived until you've been encased in Kitsune-wight's refreshingly cool ghostfluff

>> No.19381384

>>19381317
She would probably give me the stink-eye for both suggesting ice-cream and then getting chocolate (since she can't have any of that flavour). She would probably have something fruit flavoured and sweet (preferably in a cup since she wouldn't want to get any in her fur.)

>> No.19381407

>19381384
Fuck off. Monster girls can eat whatever humans can.

>> No.19381420

>>19381407
>getting this mad over something this tame
>not realizing that giving someone a reply is the same regardless if they get a (you) or not
Stop trying to fit in

>> No.19381446

if your waifu isn't at least 100% love, you have no taste

>> No.19381456

>>19381446
Okay, but why would she not be that?
She's your waifu and all.

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19381462

So for girls who specialize in certain sexual acts, is it instinctive for them to go to their forte first, or will they forego it to get straight to the fucking?

>> No.19381472

>>19381462
Yes, and they get flustered if you want to try the thing they're weakest at.

>> No.19381521

>>19381472
>Holst gets disappointed when you ask for doggystyle because she won't get to sse you lust after her massive bouncing tits
>Ghoul turns tsun on you for pinning her to the wall and fucking her asshole rather than using her mouth as an onahole
>After weeks of molding her pussy for you by milking you with her tail, Manticore punches you for wanting to try anal
>Mating press an Ushi and watch as she blushes and squirms, embarrassed that you're on top and not letting her take her seal off to rape you

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>>19381462
What if their sexual act IS fucking for them?

>> No.19381542

>>19381521
>Holst gets disappointed when you ask for doggystyle because she won't get to sse you lust after her massive bouncing tits
Naw, I'm gonna have my hands on those at all times. She'll feel the love, and so will I. Plus, I know where my head is going during post-coitus cuddles.

>Mating press an Ushi
she should be too impressed to be embarrassed.

>> No.19381544

>>19381317
I imagine us going to some place where they offer desserts and the like with a special discount for couples. I'd get something with strawberry and she'd get somethign with pineapple.

>> No.19381564

I want to make an Alice snort powdered raging mushrooms off my dick!

>> No.19381565
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>>19381542
Spiders are pretty defenseless if you flip them on their backs, especially big rape spiders in the middle of getting plowed by a stud brave enough to flip her over in the first place.

>> No.19381569

>>19381525
>'Cute boys who wander the graveyard at night get eaten up~'

>> No.19381578

>>19381521
Manticore giving sadistic oral with their stimulating tongue is woefully underrepresented.

>> No.19381601

If your waifu isn't at least 100% bully or 100% bullied, you have no taste

>> No.19381612

>>19381601
Fuck off, ok?

>> No.19381628

>>19381569
Well good thing I'm not cute.

>> No.19381647

I want my Amazon wife to pin me down and aggressively suck me off for hours, not letting a single drop go to waste, until I'm on the verge of passing out!

I want to wake her up in the morning by downing a dozen raging mushrooms and take her like she took me the night before!

I just want a big, tall, buff, cute girl to call me her cute little beefcake while she's spooning me. If I'm being completely honest.

>> No.19381652

>>19381647
This would be good taste if you removed the second line

>> No.19381657

>>19381652
There is nothing wrong with switches anon.

>> No.19381662

>>19381647
>take her like she took me
Does this mean mating press for hours or aggressive wake-up facefucking?

>> No.19381665

>>19381657
1)yes there is
2)That's not being a switch though since raging mushrooms is permanent
It's a power change not a power switch

>> No.19381669

please god not again we just did this like a thread ago

>> No.19381679

>>19381662
Probably mating press. She's gonna want lots of daughters and so am I. Gonna flood that womb.

>>19381665
Wait, raging mushrooms are permanent? Well shit, that's terrible.
'
Also, fuck you. Not everyone has to have the same taste as you. I wanna be some cute Amazon's beefcake house husband who occasionally gets to take her to pound town.

>> No.19381681

>>19381669
I'm not making that argument i'm just saying that it wouldn't be switching since you can't go back

>> No.19381683

>>19381669
There is no way off the ride.

>> No.19381708

>>19381679
>who occasionally gets to take her to pound town.
Bad taste honestly

>> No.19381720

>>19381679
>Wait, raging mushrooms are permanent? Well shit, that's terrible.

They're not actually permanent, it's just that a lot of the monsters that get taken to poundtown like it so they end up doing it more.

>> No.19381724

>>19381720
>end up doing it more.
no it's the only way they do it from then on
>No matter how ferocious and sadistic she may be, a monster raped with such a penis will learn the joy of being violated as a female and raped by a male of overwhelming power, and she will develop a masochistic disposition and desire to be raped
>Once she's been treated like this, a monster won't be able to forget it, and she'll become enthralled with being violated by her stud.

>> No.19381737

>>19381724
>ignoring the literal next sentence where it says they buy shittons more or the next paragraph where it says you can also both eat them and have sexy wrestling

Alright now use your big brain and ask why they would buy more if it was permanent.

>> No.19381740

>>19381737
>you can also both eat them and have sexy wrestling
Doesn't matter,you'll always win because that's how the mushroom works
And when I said permanent I meant the monster being submissive and masochistic,not the boost on the eater

>> No.19381753

>>19381740
Or you can just lose on purpose dummy and if the effect isn't permanent then just ask her for snu snu this shit isn't hard

>> No.19381757

>It's another complaining about things I can just not do episode

>> No.19381768

>>19381753
You can't lose on purpose though
>However, this mushroom has another effect which causes men to become violently passionate and lose their rational mind, filling their head with nothing but plenty of thoughts of mating with the female in front of them
>and if the effect isn't permanent then just ask her for snu snu this shit isn't hard
You can't because it makes them masochistic and submissive permantly

>> No.19381774

>>19381757
The fact that it's an option is the problem because it means that it's impossible for a 100% dom monster to truly be 100%

>> No.19381784

>>19381768
Why not? Just do it idiot, don't be a pussy and let a dick mushroom be the boss of you and just because a monster wants you to dom her doesn't mean shes suddenly a 100% bitch just let her turn that pelvis to dust

>>19381774
How is this stopping your dom monster from being 100% dom, you have to go out of your way to make it happen you dingus

>> No.19381785

NOTTO DISU SHITE AGIN

>> No.19381788

>go out for ice cream
>get vanilla because that's my favorite
>ice cream shop has chocolate too
The absolute fucking NERVE of that place, how fucking DARE they have that even though I'll never even actually try it?

>> No.19381789

That'sBait.wmv

>> No.19381790

Oh man, he's samefagging pretty hard now.

>> No.19381792

Jesus fuck, what did I just start? I'm sorry guys. I didn't want this to happen.

>> No.19381795

I want to share a straw and/or spoon with my monster girl waifu when we go to the ice cream shop! The indirect kisses will make her blush!

>> No.19381800

You people have legitimately made me start to hate people with autism jesus fucking christ

>> No.19381803

>>19381792
It's not your fault anon, you aren't responsible for his incorrigible faggotry.

>> No.19381805

>>19381795
What about asking to take a lick of her ice cream? I bet she'd get super flustered when she sees you deliberately go for the last spot she licked.

>> No.19381806

>>19381740
You realize the whole point of the setting is that as long as it doesn't break KC's no NTR and no bad end rules things will work the way you want them to. Especially the sexual tastes of your wife. If you want it to only be temporary it will be.

>> No.19381808

>>19381795
Anyone have that image of Wock-fag and his waifu doing this?

>> No.19381810

>>19381784
>d just because a monster wants you to dom her doesn't mean shes suddenly a 100% bitch
It does though,it literally states that they become that instead of how sadistic or whatever they were before
>how is this stopping your dom monster from being 100% dom
Because it means you can change it regardless of her because some magic bullshit drug
>>19381788
>it's a food analogies episode

>> No.19381815

>>19381792
You knew this would happen when you started liking things. This ALWAYS happens when people like things!

>> No.19381819

>>19381805
What about when I lick the napkin before wiping her face with it to get a spot she missed?

>> No.19381820

>>19381819
That's gross anon.

>> No.19381821

>>19381806
Ok but it directly says
>Once she's been treated like this, a monster won't be able to forget it, and she'll become enthralled with being violated by her stud.

>> No.19381825

>>19381810
>It does though,it literally states that they become that instead of how sadistic or whatever they were before

It doesn't though, we literally just went over how they have to buy more if they want to get domed again, it's also written by a masochistic dark matter that described it as being her fetish in the previous paragraph

>Because it means you can change it regardless of her because some magic bullshit drug

YOU HAVE TO SEEK OUT AND CONSUME IT YOU ABSOLUTE APE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>19381821
READ THE REST OF THE FUCKING ARTICLE

>> No.19381826

If everyone is gonna be saying frustrating bullshit, I’m gonna take this opportunity to officially proclaim my love for /d/ sized tits, and/or /d/ sized ass. Please send all eligible Monstergirls my way with these requirements!

>> No.19381827

>>19381821
Most of his shit is hyperbole and not 100% word of God this is how it literally works.

>> No.19381828

>>19381825
Please stop giving him yous anon, please.

>> No.19381830

>>19381826
Don't you fucking start.

>> No.19381832

>>19381819
She'd probably try to playfully fight you off, giggling as you wrestle around to get it off her. It wouldn't be too surprising if she retaliated by doing the same to you but with her tongue instead of a napkin.

>> No.19381835

>>19381810
You can change the status of your life by going out and putting a bullet through your brain
And yet, much to all our chagrin, you’ve yet to utilize this option

>> No.19381836

Hi, my name is Anon and I'm addicted to knocking up monster girls.

>> No.19381837
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This discussion was usually earlier in the day. Why so late? The dead of night used to be comfy.

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Reminder to avoid transporting gems, gold or jewelry along mountain passes. A Black Harpy can spot a shining gemstone from miles away.

>> No.19381840

>>19381832
And here I was about to say that if she didn't like the Mom Napkin I'd just have to escalate and lick it off directly.

>> No.19381843

>>19381840
How far will this go before you’re making out with her in the shoppe?

>> No.19381845

>>19381825
>It doesn't though
Yes it does
>Once she's been treated like this, a monster won't be able to forget it, and she'll become enthralled with being violated by her stud
>you have to seek out and consume it
But as long as it's an option at any time you can remove dominance so she's never truly 100% dom
>>19381827
Wrong.

>> No.19381850

>>19381843
Why do you think I'd stop before that point? IN MGland there'd be no reason to do so, though I'd probably want to head somewhere more private around the time the heavy petting started.

>> No.19381851

>>19381837
I want to engage in a special kind of foreplay with my sexy hourglass gargoyle wife where I caress and lick and worship her enstatued body all day long until the sun goes down and she can finally move. How do you think she’d respond once awake?

>> No.19381852

Hi, my n-->>19381836 uh, ditto.

>> No.19381855

>>19381845
>Yes it does

Wrong

>But as long as it's an option at any time you can remove dominance so she's never truly 100% dom

It says in the article she has to be willing you illiterate fuck. All of these articles are written in universe by a guy that has been stated by KC to exaggerate and a sex crazed, masochistic otaku

>> No.19381862

If you're going to samefag at least make it a little less glaringly obvious, fuck.

>> No.19381866

>>19381855
>It says in the article she has to be willing you
Wrong
>if the monster being dealt with was the wife of the man who ate it to begin with, or if the monster had intended to attack the man, or if the monster felt ready for sex. That is it's only effective on monsters that are prepared to receive a man's mana,
She doesn't have to be willing to the act itself she just has to be willing for any kind of sex

>> No.19381870

>>19381851
I’m not sure, but I bet that you’ll be a pedestal in the morning

>> No.19381869

>>19381862
Whose same fagging?

>> No.19381880

>>19381866
>However, it's not as if it can affect any given monster. Because the spirit energy works in a peculiar way to exhibit the effect, unless a monster intentionally accepts it, it won't be effective.

Verbatim; kill yourself.

>> No.19381881
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I want to turn my imouto into my wife!

>> No.19381884

>>19381850
>go out to get ice cream with waifu
>she makes an off-hand comment about how it would taste better if it had a "special syrup" on it

>> No.19381886

>>19381880
>if the monster being dealt with was the wife of the man who ate it to begin with, or if the monster had intended to attack the man, or if the monster felt ready for sex.
it says "ready for sex"
Not "ready for mushroom sex"
Any sex
You retard

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