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Please be patient, she has autism.

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>> No.19466340

Maids are olev

>> No.19466347

Maids are ooev

>> No.19466352
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>>19466335
Bunyips have the right idea about surviving in heat. Soaking in the water is a good idea.

>> No.19466355
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19466355

What should be done about overdressed dragons?

>> No.19466362

>>19466355
Throw water balloons at them.

>> No.19466372
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>>19465339
>Not posting the colored version
https://i.imgur.com/CkQRtyM.jpg

>> No.19466391

I want to bully a hinezumi

>> No.19466395
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Do demons like it if you carefully read the contract or would they want you to just sign?

>> No.19466397

>>19466395
What if I tear it up in front of them?

>> No.19466398

>>19466395
Anubis like to see you read, Demons just want that signature here
and here
and your initials here
and over here

>> No.19466408

>>19466395
>demon is anxiously watching anon slowly read through the contract
>he slowly skims through and takes down notes on a little pad by the side
>after an hour of reading and note taking, he looks up and slides the pad over
>which includes his requirements for signing the contract
>glances down at her feet and there's a puddle of lust that's slowly expanding

I bet demons would go nuts for lawyers.

>> No.19466433
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19466433

>The Monkey Temple is this way! Follow me!

>> No.19466437

>>19466408
Which kind? The justic seeking Phoenix Wright type, or the questionable Saul Goodman type?

>> No.19466443

>>19466433
But I'm no good at puzzles!

>> No.19466446

>>19466433
Sounds like monkey trouble to me. No monkey business now!

>> No.19466448

Would young Alps have an unhealthy obsession with kancho?

>> No.19466451

>>19466433
I'd gladly follow.

>> No.19466453

>>19466327
>Sex with heavy armor
It'd be fine if it was a guy wearing it but a monster girl riding you? wouldn't that add a ton of extra weight?
Secondly what weirdo wouldn't take off their heavy armor even during sex?

>> No.19466461

>>19466433
We can have some fun on the way, if you know what I mean

>> No.19466470
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>>19466446
Come now Anon, don't you want her to introduce you to the other temple Monkeys?

They love meeting explorers!

>> No.19466471

>>19466437
Definitely gotta be the Saul Goodman type.

>> No.19466479

>>19466437
Both, probably. You'd have some more mischevious demons who would find Nick types' sense of justice irresitably adorable and tease them relentlessly. Then you'd have some more straight-laced demons who admire Saul-types' cleverness but would try healing them back to Charlie Hustles.

>> No.19466481

>>19466470
It'll be better than being out in the jungle I guess.

>> No.19466486

>>19466470
But those temple monkeys are really lewd!

>> No.19466533

>>19466486
They're just curious, Humans are like Monkeys, but without tails!

>> No.19466543

>>19466486
What is it about isolated religious buildings that make mosters go turbolewd? Kitsune are the same way.

>> No.19466549

>>19466470
Nice try, monkey. This is just a trick. I go with you, you tell me the only way to the temple is to collect the parts of the Silver Monkey statue, then while I try to figure out how to put the fucking thing together, an Amazon comes up behind me and drags me off to her snu-snu hut.

>> No.19466550

>>19466543
No men around, just a bunch of girls talking about dicks.

>> No.19466555

>>19466533
But that doesn't mean they can just steal my clothes and start touching me all over.

>> No.19466558

>>19466543
>turbolewd shrine kitsunes
Now I'm imagining a bunch of foxes wearing incredibly slutty shrinemaiden outfits in the hopes of instantly seducing the next man who visits their remote temple

>> No.19466559
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>>19466543
>haven't even seen a man in over 100 years
>suddenly a clueless one wanders right in
What do you expect them to do?
He's asking for it.

>> No.19466563
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>>19466543
I can't complain.

>> No.19466586
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>>19466372
Did not have nor know about that version. grazi, anon.

>> No.19466589

>>19466543
Hardly any other voices to drown out the "be fruitful and multiply" verse when isolated.

>> No.19466615
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>>19466559
I want to take that scruffy fox and clean her up like a proper lady. I bet she'd get all flustered about it.

>> No.19466617

>>19466615
I want to touch that fox.

>> No.19466620

>>19466559
Why is that man all beat up?

>> No.19466626
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>>19466617
Careful, anon. She'll try to touch you first.

>> No.19466634

>>19466372
>>19466586
We need more Lilim porn.
Especially of the loli one.

>> No.19466635

>>19466626
Joke's on her! If the fox is touching me, then I am touching the fox! Checkmate, virginity!

>> No.19466641

>>19466634
Runa or Derrota? Or both?

>> No.19466654
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>ywn be adopted by a vampire to be her butler, bloodbag, and future husband
Why live?

>> No.19466660

>>19466654
So I can become a wizard and cast spells and such. Phenomenal cosmic powers!

>> No.19466662

>>19466641
https://imgur.com/a/ONlJdMx
The one on the left, I don't know her name.

>> No.19466666

>>19466662
Runa then.

>> No.19466674

>>19466662
No, she seems too pure to be lewded! And yes, I know I'm talking about a Lilim here, but still!

>> No.19466679

>>19466446
They better not go apeshit on you.

>> No.19466687

>>19466654
Seems like a Vampire butler's main job would be to help her hide when her dhampir nieces show up.

>> No.19466689

>>19466666
Thanks ultra satan, seems fitting you would know a demon's name.
>>19466674
If I could find it I would have posted the picture of her giving a morning blowjob, it's damn good and there needs to be more.

>> No.19466690

>>19466654
>shotashit
You shouldn't live, good point.

>> No.19466697

>>19466689
You're welcome. You still should've said Yes for both.

>> No.19466716

>>19466697
Would you happen to have a picture of this Derrota? I can already assume as a Lilim I'd want to fuck her but I'd like to see her first to make sure.

>> No.19466727
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>>19466716
Poor thing doesn't seem to have a lot of art compared to her mother. To my knowledge this is the only picture of her.

>> No.19466728

>>19466687
Do dhampirs even care about what their aunts do? Don't they only care about their mothers?

>> No.19466741

>>19466728
No, they have an ideological opposition to vampire haughtiness and go out as "vampire hunters" until finding a husband of their own. It's just that their own mothers tend to be targets if they mistreat the dhampir's father.

>> No.19466744

>>19466727
Oh yeah her, I didn't realize she had a name, yeah I definitely would her.

>> No.19466749
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19466749

>due to a clerical error, you get sent to an all monster school
>your class is nothing but gyaru elves
Will you survive the thirty days it takes to clear up the paperwork to put you in a normal school?

>> No.19466753
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>>19466741
Those kinds of Dhampir are always followed around by Castlevania music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nNib8qvuvpE

>> No.19466759

>>19466749
Probably.

>> No.19466766

>>19466749
Discipline is one of my favorite hentai so being stuck in a school full of semen demons is a dream come true.

>> No.19466769

>>19466749
I'd survive yeah, but I'd be a father multiple times over.

>> No.19466775
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>>19466769
With a little luck, maybe you'll even snag the teacher.

>> No.19466782

>>19466775
>White hair on dark skin
MUH

>> No.19466791

>>19466775
Teach is the only one I'd want. Someone's gotta save me from those thirsty sluts.

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>>19466782
Bonus points if they have red, gold, or purple eyes to complement it.

>> No.19466822

>>19466775
If I've already been sent to an all monster girls school I've got protagonist powers, I'm sure I'll fall face first into her cleavage or find her masturbating in the class room one day.

>> No.19466929

>>19466822
>walk in on her masturbating on top of your desk
>"God, Anon is such a little slut. Trying to seduce me with that handsome face of his. That's your plan, isn't it, you stud? You want to get me fired by making me lust after that virgin dick of yours, don't you? Aah, I can't stand it! Just fuck me, fuck me, fuck me!"
>she notices you standing there right before her body is rocked by an orgasm

>> No.19466949

>>19466929
>Just fuck me, fuck me, fuck me!
It is her classroom so I gotta do what she says.

>> No.19466957
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>>19466929
>making your poor, sweet teacher cum with her hands
The second I hear my name I'd be balls deep inside her, not waiting for an invitation.

>> No.19466964
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19466964

Watch out for the Big Bad Wolf.

>> No.19466966

>>19466964
Sure smells like wet dog here.

>> No.19466969

>>19466964
I wanna touch her ears.

>> No.19466972

>>19466964
Is that multiboob?

>> No.19466994

>>19466969
>She grins, then kneels down so you can touch them.
>Reach out expecting rough fur and scar-covered skin.
>It's surprisingly soft, like she washes and grooms them.

>> No.19467039
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19467039

Dragon maids are nice
I would love to have a dragon in my employ

>> No.19467043

>>19467039
>tail and wings constantly bumping into things
>claw marks all over the floor
Eh.

>> No.19467046

>>19467039
Doragon.

>> No.19467065

>>19466994
I hope she doesn't mind if I absentmindedly comment about how nice and soft they are.

>> No.19467257

I want to train twin lolis to sing this to help me woo a Moth.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jmoa13TG2TY

>> No.19467309
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>>19467257
>Mosura ya, Mosura...

>> No.19467337

>>19466775
If that was the teacher she would be the first one to go. I'd be taking extra classes at her house in the third day.

>> No.19467553

What kind of excuses would your waifu come up with to not get out of bed in mornings while shes with you?

>> No.19467566

>>19467553
Dragons slumber, it's what they do.
And snore too.

>> No.19467592

>>19467553
She is a highty and might dragon, so I should follow her command because she knows best. If I try to get up even then she'll wrap her tail around my legs and say it's because she doesn't want to.

>> No.19467598

>>19467553
>Tall busty vampire on top of anon
>there is a very obvious huge window to let the sun filter into the bed
>"sorry anon i wont be able to move until the sun moves more,we are stuck here for some more hours"

>> No.19467609

>>19467566
>>19467592
Dragonlovers everywhere.

>> No.19467620

>>19467609
Jabberwock>dragon

prove me wrong

>> No.19467643

>>19466372
Threadcanon druella is disgusting

>> No.19467656
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>>19467609
They are the best after all.

>>19467620
Dragon doesn't have tentacles and her haughty attitude makes her a perfect targer for teasing, s'laying and getting raped by.

>> No.19467664

>>19467656
>get up
>look into a mirror
>ENEMY DETECTED
This is why there are no mirrors in the hoard.

>> No.19467676

>>19466964
I bet she'd melt if you were to start sucking her nipples.

>> No.19467730

>>19467664
>Dragon wife decides to drink too much ancient wine from her hoard
>"You wanna steal my husband, bitch? I'll fight you!"
>Ends up breathing fire at the mirror
Would be cute to see it with a bapho/satyros too if she rams it with her horns.

>> No.19467736

>>19466397
>the signature for this contract will be stains on all the furniture

>> No.19467748
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>>19466355
I see where you wanna get into anon...
I bet you wanna just get sugar mommy'ed by a elegant dressed dragon where you touch her lightly on the gold silk dress of hers, meanwhile she gives you unamused looks that you swear to see a small smirk on her face feeling the electrical ecstasy of your touch...

Just to end up being dragged to her lair after she gave in and take off it reveling her smooth cinnamon skin, when you finally take the lead and tease all her sensitive spots with your mouth and icecubes until she gets into a heartpupil mess and Jam her beautiful face and curly horns on your manhood...

Holy shit Anon! You're such a weirdo to want something like that!!

>> No.19467773

>>19467748
I want to be gently placed on the top of her gigantic treasure hoard, then patted on the head, before she goes to sleep.

>> No.19467824

>>19467553
>"User, I have not reached full charge from the bio-electricity exuded by your body. Please remain in bed until I have finished."
>"How long will that take?"
>"...Processing...5 hours until fully charged."
>she just snuggles up closer to you

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>>19467553
>but i am your bed, you don't want to sleep on the floor do you?

>> No.19467881

>>19467851
Would it make a difference? I know you're the floor.

Silly Meido

>> No.19467885

>>19467851
shoo shoo shoggoth chan

>> No.19467996
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19467996

Other than having her wear short skirts or daisy dukes, what are the best ways to accentuate a kiki's sexy legs?

>> No.19467999
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Not a day goes by without atleast one instance of me thinking about cute undead lolis and getting extremely aroused.

>> No.19468008

>>19467996
Long skirts with tights are the best way to accentuate legs though.

>> No.19468033

>>19468008
Explain, preferably with pictures

>> No.19468037

>>19467999
I wish nav would draw more of these two. Or a zombie dragon with a similar body.
How much do you think they weigh anyway?

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>>19468033
>implying anybody draws long skirts

>> No.19468092

>>19468076
>implying anybody draws long skirts
Then it sounds like short skirts and tights are better

>> No.19468120

>>19468037
>How much do you think they weigh anyway?
They're little girls, so >imagine
I assume Liches can levitate like they're in zero gravity, so it's easy to get creative with that.

>> No.19468127
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Monster girls in casual clothing!

>> No.19468188

>>19466335
Playing with those giant titties underneath the sheets on a cold Aussie winter night!

>> No.19468217

>>19467553
It's hibernation season for her, so she gets to be a cuddlebug in bed as long as she needs

>> No.19468242

>>19467553
I can't see my Anubis wife ever sleeping in

>> No.19468274
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>>19468188
Why are busty monsters the best choice?

>> No.19468281

>>19468274
Really slappable!

>> No.19468288

>>19468188
Anon what if she starts making weird lewd sounds once you are abusing her milkbags?

>> No.19468331

>>19468274
But that's wrong, the best choice is a monster girl with small breasts and a nice big butt.

>> No.19468334

>>19468288
I'll stuff her mouth with something good!

>> No.19468344

>>19468334
Hot pockets?

>> No.19468360
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Whatever will we do?

>> No.19468370

>>19467996
by wrapping them around your head

>> No.19468378
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>>19468274
shog can be any size i want!

>> No.19468382

>>19468360
Get somewhere in the middle and lay down.

>> No.19468384

>>19468127
I love casual clothing, especially the stuff that gives that effortlessly sexy feel.

>>19468360
Lay on the ground between them with an erection. The war ends tonight.

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>>19468360
Break the rules and draw their attention.

>> No.19468393

>>19468378
I want a flat Shog!

>> No.19468395

>>19468360
I can't decide which one I'd rather get bullied by

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>>19468393
You've gone too far!

>> No.19468405
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I am ANGRY, ANGRY about elves.

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I need a nerd bug to fug!

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>>19468360
Nyeah, this here is my territory, see? You mugs can take your fluffy tails right out.

>> No.19468433

>>19468405
I want to be ASSassinated by a dark elf!

>> No.19468437

>>19468409
gonna leave a glue trap out then bully her womb when she gets stuck

>> No.19468439

>>19468424
How would she react if I bopped her on the head with a fly swatter?

>> No.19468446

>>19468390
WE'RE BREAKING THE RUUUUULES
WE'RE BREAKING THE WOOOOORLD
Only 11 more days until Yakuza 0

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>> No.19468452

>>19468360
I'm gonna make the leaders of the two respective factions my wives. Then they'll be forced to cooperate with one another!

>> No.19468462
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19468462

You bonnie lasses get a lion yet?

>> No.19468469

>>19468439
She'd attack you with her teeth and pincers. She's a centipede. You don't fuck with centipedes, they're fucking crazy.

>> No.19468471

>>19468405
Kurovah is down with the thickness.

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>>19468462

>> No.19468479

>>19468409
Isn't that a crustacean.

>> No.19468484

>>19468452
Ah yes, the Augustus method of "there can be no civil war in Rome if I'm in charge of every army".

>> No.19468485

>>19468437
>bug gets caught in one of those glue traps that hang from the ceiling
>she's stuck against the wall with all four of her arms above her head, her shirt somehow pulled up over her ample breasts, and her short shorts are down around her ankles
>"Ah, what is this? I can't move. Oh, you there. please help me get out of this. I can't do anything at all...W-why are you looking at me like that?"

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>>19468462
Manticores and Griffons are the closest things we have to lions so far, but they're also chimeric.

>> No.19468489

>>19468451
Puppy! Let's make one!

>> No.19468493
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>>19468188

>> No.19468508

>>19468493
I got thunder coming tonight.

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>>19468479
Not sure, but if she is, then I shall fug this bug instead. Gonna give her lots of bug daughterus.

>> No.19468511

>>19468485
what a clumsy bug!

>> No.19468516

>>19468479
That's what I thought.
I'll have to beat her ass red to find out.

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>>19468331
Small monstergirl, big butt and nearly nonexistant chest is the best. You can suck one of her tiny bumps into your mouth almost in it's entirety while molesting her ass with both hands.

>> No.19468530
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>>19468479
Crustaceans>insects

>> No.19468545

>>19468530
If you tell your crab that you're a dirty boy, is it an insult or a challenge?

>> No.19468553

>>19468530
Not unless they have four arms. 4>2. That's a scientific fact.

>> No.19468556
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19468556

Octobutt.

>> No.19468575

>>19468556
Smug Kraken.

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>>19468575
Chaos Kraken.

>> No.19468595

>>19468509
Regura bugs are best bugs

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19468608

>>19468575
Smug Scylla surprised by Siren star's sudden show-up!

>> No.19468611
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Silly snek, what are you doing on the ceiling?

>> No.19468612

>>19468591
H-heresy! Begone!
>>19468608
And somehow the Rata is always present.

>> No.19468626
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>>19468595
That they are. Even the ones that might potentially eat you.

>> No.19468629
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>>19468612
Well, you'd hardly want to miss Kisaragi Chihaya's new hit single: "aoi tori"!

>> No.19468632
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https://www.strawpoll.me/16114478

>> No.19468638

>>19468632
Silent Hill all day every day.

>> No.19468646
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19468646

What is your preferred variety of elf ears?

>> No.19468653

>>19468632
Raccoon City, give me undeads

>> No.19468660

>>19468646
Average seems fine.

>> No.19468664

>>19468626
no they get the raid and big boot
>>19468632
>ghoul dressed as a nurse vs clingy zombies
>yandere nightmare vs yandere dire dullahan

>> No.19468667

>>19468611
She is so dumb she doesnt respect the laws of gravity

>> No.19468680
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>>19468646
Average seems fine. As long as I can make her cum just from nibbling them.

>> No.19468695

>>19468632
Silent Hill doesn't have infectious BOWs, however its franchise is dead in the water.

>> No.19468698

>>19468360
The kitsune looks like a thot. The Hellhound looks pure.

>> No.19468721
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https://exhentai.org/g/856832/eb0a508e75/

>> No.19468742

>>19468632
Who's more likely to be a yandere? Nemesis-chan or Pyramid-chan?

>> No.19468760
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>>19468632
Raccoon City

>> No.19468769
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>>19468760

>> No.19468790

>>19468721
>even though you're an arachne
Wow, racist!

>> No.19468811

What MG would smoke a fatty brisket with me and put her BBQ shoes on?

>> No.19468812
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>> No.19468817

>>19468812
You can stop now.

>> No.19468834

>>19468811
P'orc

>> No.19468854

>>19468790
everyone knows they are a bunch of sadistic rapist and god forbid they get their hands on some caffine

>> No.19468864

>>19468742
They're on the same tier, the only difference is that one pursues you on silence and the other is calling you by your name all the time.

>> No.19468878

>>19468760
C O L D

>> No.19468885

>>19468760
I want to use a confused Zombie as a streetwalker and put some money in her dress after a quickie in a back alley!

>> No.19469082

I want to give my Kobold daughteru a bellyrub!

>> No.19469110

>>19468885
But then she'll just follow you home and become your wife

>> No.19469189

>have zombie wife
>make her dress up in all sorts of erotic or just plain cute outfit and have sex with her
>she rapes the shit out of you from embarrassment when she finally wights
>at least you still have photos you can tease her with of when she was still our cute, dumb wife

>> No.19469210

>>19469110
She's going to have a nice coin collection when she wight's, then.

>> No.19469240
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>>19469210
Kill yourself cuckfag.

>> No.19469259
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>>19468632
If we're talking normal Raccoon City and normal Silent Hill. Silent Hill all the way. I don't have the training, nor do I have the firepower, to survive in Raccoon City very long.

On the other hand Silent Hill isn't TOO infested with things trying to kill me unless I explore too deep, and probably would just be a normal town to me.

Now if we're talking Monster Girl versions, that's actually a REALLY hard choice.

>> No.19469265
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19469265

>If caught by them, it's best to just sit there and do nothing without trying to run. That way, there's a higher likelihood of being released.
If she has eight legs, she's a thot.

>> No.19469269

>>19469240
I'm 100% against NTR anon, but the fact that you didn't read this as other anon just giving her a coin or something shiny after each time they have sex as a token of affection is a little concerning.

>> No.19469272

>>19469259
>Now if we're talking Monster Girl versions, that's actually a REALLY hard choice
Read the poll mate

>> No.19469280

>>19469269
>The NTR was inside you all along

>> No.19469299

>>19468646
All three are super cute.

>> No.19469312

>>19468646
Average is my favourite, but all three can work.

>> No.19469357
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Sandworms are love and life.

>> No.19469399
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>> No.19469401

I want to give a Baphomet an aphrodisiac enema!

>> No.19469439
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>>19469280
Oh no!

>> No.19469442

>>19467643
You are disgusting

>> No.19469444

>>19469399
>this wasn't in the contract

>> No.19469483
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>>19469442
Magnificent Bitch Druella>Loser Druella.

>> No.19469488

>>19469269
>>something shiny
>Crow Tengu who's been exchanging sex for coins and baubles to her childhood friend for a decade now
>She gets really insecure about if he actually loves her or just thinks she's a whore, but doesn't have the guts to talk to him about it
>One day he presents a wedding ring to her
>She can't stop blushing and chirping throughout the evening, even through they go for five rounds

>> No.19469500

>>19469483
>Loser
How can she be a loser if she won my heart?

>> No.19469501

>>19469483
Lewd Druella best Druella.

>> No.19469517

>>19468760
>Raccoon city
>No tanukis
I want my money back

>> No.19469547

>>19469500
That makes that version even more of a loser.

>> No.19469560
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19469560

Be careful who you smile at in the rain.

>> No.19469574

>>19469547
Fucking rude

>> No.19469622
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19469622

Smug cat not so smug after getting out-boobed.

>> No.19469646

>>19469483
What he said, if I wanted some cock starved whore I'd go for a normal succubus.

>> No.19469649
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19469649

How about a family of automatons?

>> No.19469658

>>19469649
Please post your trash somewhere else.

>> No.19469666
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MERE
E
R
E

>> No.19469703

>>19469649
>Coyote ragtime
Those girls were sadly underused.

>> No.19469704

>>19469658
Not him but what

>> No.19469712

>>19469560
Oh no, a long life filled with a subservient beautiful demure wife that quietly comforts me all day long and passionately services me in bed with her gentle ways, what a tragedy!

>> No.19469720

>>19469488
Silly bird.

>> No.19469887

>>19469646
Or you could look in the mirror you fucking fag, nerds are love

>> No.19469921

>>19469887
BAZINGA

>> No.19469927

>>19468242
Well she would put it on the schedule, not sure if you'd call that sleeping in if she planned it but she thinks she's being edgy

>> No.19469999

>>19469189
I want to make a wight dress up erotic outfits while she tries to pretend she doesn't like it.

>> No.19470014
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19470014

What does it say anons?

>> No.19470051

>>19470014
I dont remember

>> No.19470093
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19470093

Post scorpions.

>> No.19470129
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>>19470093
BIG
MEATY
PINCERS

>> No.19470136
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19470136

Therapy centaurs: good or bad idea?

>> No.19470244

>>19466335
Does she come from a land down under, where women glow and men plunder?

>> No.19470300
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>>19470244
You forgot Kawaiipenis

>> No.19470308

>>19470136
Thats a big horse

>> No.19470336

>>19470136
gonna grope the unicorn

>> No.19470350 [SPOILER] 
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>>19470308

>> No.19470396

>>19468127
Ice Queens in casual wear after a long day of ruling Winterstown

>> No.19470403
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Alice will forever be best snake

>> No.19470419
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>>19468127

>> No.19470458 [SPOILER] 
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>> No.19470470
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19470470

Beware of little yuki-onnas.

>> No.19470476

Stop posting random images you rat fuck.

>> No.19470510
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>>19470419

>>19470476
Be patient, he has autism.

>> No.19470520
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19470520

This is the best position for sex. I will laugh in your face if you say otherwise.

>> No.19470523

>>19470510
No. He has overstayed his welcome.

>> No.19470531

>>19470520
Correct, but lying on your side is also good.

>> No.19470538

>>19470531
Not much art of monster girls getting fucked sideways apart from that recent gazer one.

>> No.19470549
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>>19470510
This succ deserves to be mating pressed.

>> No.19470554

>when you dont know it's an alp
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEEbByWs-Is

>> No.19470560

>>19470538
Links pls

>> No.19470572
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>>19470554
Alps are cute and lovable and deserve to be more than shitposting tools!

>> No.19470575

>>19470549
Being fucked as a succubus must feel like the most amazing thing imaginable. It’s both a hyper-intensified sexual experience combined with eating your favorite meal in the world at the same time.

>> No.19470583

>>19470575
Now throw on a few pleasure runes.

>> No.19470616
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19470616

What did she mean by this?

>> No.19470643
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>>19470583
>pleasure runes
Filthy casual.

>> No.19470645

What would be a common reason for a MG to be on prison?

>> No.19470656
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>>19470645
>on prison
They're breaking in to free their hubby!

>> No.19470665

>>19468854
>Underage Arachne dressing up as kitsune with FAT tails under their trenchcoats so they can get some Tim's/Starbucks

>>19469488
>Chirping
>Crow
CAW, motherfucker

>> No.19470678
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>>19470665

>> No.19470690

>>19470560
Would have posted it before but my browser shit itself from having too many tabs open.
https://twitter.com/siosaba317/status/1017733224661860353

>> No.19470694

>>19470690
>tfw my browser has been open for about a month now

>> No.19470696

>>19470690
>it's from behind
Quite hot, but I was imagining face to face. I wonder if it's possible to insert like that, or just intercrural?

>> No.19470701

>>19470678
There it is.
>Have crow harpy/tengu gf
>She never talks to anyone but you
>She's not shy
>She has plenty to say
>Her voice is just REALLY annoying

>> No.19470702
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>>19466335

>> No.19470711

>>19470702
Just swap the skin and hair colors and she's literally perfect.

>> No.19470715

>>19470702
It needs more Australium, all of it

>> No.19470721

>>19470715
You heard him, cunts. Get the vegemite.

>> No.19470723

>>19470715
If australium was involved maybe she wouldn’t be such an autist.
However, this is clearly not the case.

>> No.19470730

>>19470702
>watch the weirdest anime imaginable in her lap while she strokes your hair and whispers how you'll always be hers into your ear

>> No.19470733
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>>19470711
t./pol/

>> No.19470761
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>>19470721
>vegemite

>> No.19470772
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19470772

How brave would you need to be to challenge the mansion?

>> No.19470774
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>I want to look at anon but I can't!

>> No.19470782

>>19470772
Stupid, you mean

>> No.19470788

>>19470772
Depends, do you actually want to win?
>>19470782
Brave and stupid are two sides of the same coin.

>> No.19470791
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19470791

>Honey, what's that black goop on your chest?

>> No.19470797

>>19470772
I wouldn't fight in the mansion
I'd just lurk in the spectator area
No ones forcing me to fight so I'll just treat it like PPV wrestling/ufc

>> No.19470810 [SPOILER] 
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I improved Cu Sith.

>> No.19470814
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>>19470772
>>19470788
Would love to bully them, by literally doing nothing and just make them think "He is going to pull some surprise" and "I think that I’m underestimating him too much"

>> No.19470824

>>19470814
>Pulling the "King engine" to win fights
Why didn't I think of that?

>> No.19470827

>>19470730
More like
>watch the weirdest anime imaginable in her lap while she strokes your hair and nervously breathes in your ear
>Something exciting happens on screen and you try to move
>She panics and rapes you

>> No.19470831
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19470831

How do mindflayers climb stairs?

>> No.19470834

>>19470827
This is fine too.

>> No.19470835

>>19470797
Guess again.

If it's your first time at fight club, you have to fight.

>> No.19470847

>>19470824
The King Engine is unstoppable

>> No.19470851

>>19470831
>come home to find your wife crawl up your stairs
>later on you wonder why how your wife gets up the stairs

>> No.19470875
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19470875

Would you a CC ghost?

>> No.19470884

>>19467553
She wanted to sleep in with me, and she could tell I wanted the same

>> No.19470888

>>19470875
If only she had more cake, stacked

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>>19470834
Bunyips are always fine.

>> No.19470904

>>19470835
But what if you just wanted to see the fights?
Selene would be quite the bitch if everyone had to partake in the arena.
>Stuttering nervous mage Anon is only there to support his warrior buddy.
>Selene's assistant Lily pull his down to fight anyway
>is given a demon silver short sword and told good luck
I could only imagine the opponent for the poor guy.

>> No.19470909
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https://youtu.be/AG6JebW63f4

>> No.19470928 [SPOILER] 
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>>19470909

>> No.19470930
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>>19470875
Peasant monmusus are the best.

>> No.19470931

>>19470904
>Selene's assistant Lily
Is that actually a thing or are you adding characters?

>> No.19470935
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>>19469666

>> No.19470950

>>19470761
What do you think would happen if she bit into someone who ate vegamite recently?

>> No.19470964
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>>19470723
>Australians
>not autistic
Pick one.

>> No.19470967

>>19470931
It's a thing.
Lily is Selene's right hand woman, and a succubus.

>> No.19471011
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19471011

Comfy flayer daughteru.

>> No.19471021

>>19471011
>that ZR
Loliflayer already slutting it up for her schoolmates, I see.

>> No.19471026

>>19471011
I'd prefer a sexy chaos daughteru.

>> No.19471031
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>>19471021
Delete this.

>> No.19471032

Imagine Kobold and/or Anubis and/or Hellhound doggy piles like this:
https://imgur.com/6sUHXmw

>> No.19471049

>>19471031
She's desperate for that neighborhood shota dick.

>> No.19471060
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>>19471049
CEASE

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>>19471032
The dream.

>> No.19471070

>>19471021
She's a monster, anon. It's only natural.

>> No.19471071

>>19471060
You know she walks home every day with that shota two houses down? I bet she's already sucked his brain

>> No.19471073

What would you do when your daughteru's school calls you up to tell you that they caught her and her childhood friend shooting up with Manticore venom behind the gym?

>> No.19471081

>>19470694
you are a little babby man, I started and ended the semester in the same session.

>> No.19471082

>>19471049
>for that neighborhood shota dick
>implying not for neighborhood onii-san dick

>> No.19471087

>>19471073
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cs57e-viIKw

>> No.19471094
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Alcholich

>> No.19471096
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>>19471032
>>19471066

>> No.19471106

>>19470904
Im sure magic uses could be put in the arena too, or at least an opponent that he could beat

>> No.19471113

What would you do if portals open, you finally get to be with your wife, but found out that your monster girl wife is a bit insane/crazy? Would it ruin the relationship and the wait?

>> No.19471114

>>19468370
This is the absolute correct answer.

>>19467996
A second answer being a Chinese dress

>> No.19471115
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>>19471032
>>19471096
The family should be really big

>> No.19471118
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>>19471096

>> No.19471129
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>>19471115
>off-topic pic
>shitty art

>> No.19471136

>>19471129
>Off topic
>Quoted posts are about dog piles
Come on

>> No.19471144

>>19471129
At least he isn't posting the same two bunyip "hilarious reaction image" pics every damn thread.

>> No.19471154
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s91WxT-CChA

>> No.19471164

>>19471129
>lacking self awareness this bad

>> No.19471182

>>19471113
How insane/crazy? Kill my mom for cheating with me crazy? Amputate my legs so I can’t go anywhere without me crazy? The floors are candy and the walls are melting crazy? The government is run by gay aliens crazy? 2 plus 2 equals fish and you can’t prove otherwise crazy? There are voices in my head constantly screaming crazy? Burritos are a type of sandwich crazy?

>> No.19471187

>>19471113
Shogs are all a bit crazy, but that's part of their charm.

>> No.19471196

>>19471182
All of the above

>> No.19471213

>>19471154
>Local golem saves video games

>> No.19471229
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Must be an amazing horse

>> No.19471238
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>>19471154
The rocket punch is a monstergirl primary attack.

>> No.19471240

>>19471229
That face tells me he has a nice dick, if you know what I mean.

>> No.19471244

>>19471240
the heck does a horse need a private investigator for?

>> No.19471254
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>>19471229
>no horsepussy cavalry
You had one job KC.

>> No.19471264
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>>19471154
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVfv1YctCLg

>> No.19471283
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>>19471244
t.Alice

>> No.19471293
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YOU WOULDN'T FUCK A VOLCANO

>> No.19471298

>>19471182
The kind that just randomly starts to laugh for no reason, and at times just storms in with a crazy face and rapes you for hours upon hours.

>> No.19471309

>>19471293
The volcano fucks you.

>> No.19471321 [SPOILER] 
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>>19471187

>> No.19471322

>>19467730
Can satyros and baphos get their horns locked together with another of their species?

>> No.19471337
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>>19471321

>> No.19471341

>>19471321
Fuck off you 1/16 Welsh subhuman

>> No.19471362
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>>19471337
https://desu-usergeneratedcontent.xyz/d/image/1532/11/1532116926238.jpg

>> No.19471369
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>>19471293
You can't tell me what I wouldn't do

>> No.19471371

>No tanuki NEET to come relax on my chest after a long day at work.

My body aches and I desire sleep

>> No.19471383

>>19471362
I think something is wrong with that kiki.

>> No.19471395
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>wiggles ears

>> No.19471415

>>19471337
I want a L337 NEET Shog who is a god at vidya.

>> No.19471417

>>19471369
me on the left

>> No.19471420
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>>19471383
My Cheshire looks a little off too.

>> No.19471426

>>19471420
I love this Shog pic. She even made a cute tail.

>> No.19471434

>>19471322
Possibly, but I don't feel like a fight between Baphos is something I want to see.
Chuuni powerhouse vs chuuni powerhouse = significant collateral damage.

Satyros, on the other hand, may struggle to actually connect with each other.

>> No.19471451

>>19471420
She better get abs and muscled as fuck.

>> No.19471453

>>19471417
Which one?

>> No.19471461

>>19471420
looks like she's melting, maybe she needs too cool down a little bit.

>> No.19471477
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Just got another waifu commission done.
A lich on the beach is a rare thing to see.

>> No.19471481

>>19471369
You do realize that lava has a burning temperature of 1200 °C (2,200 F) You should definitely not fuck volcanoes.

>> No.19471487
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>>19471477
Nice.

>> No.19471488

>>19471477
fukkin NICE

>> No.19471489

>>19471477
>>19471487
Cute liches.

>> No.19471496
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>>19471481
>This lava that boils seeking a man doesn’t inflict burn wounds on humans, but as for those who touch it, the part it touches takes on heat and starts to feel hot

>> No.19471497

>>19471477
Won't she get sunburned?

>> No.19471499
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>>19471489
All Liches are cute Liches.

>> No.19471501

>>19471497
She uses magical sun protection.

>> No.19471502
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>>19471481
Magic lava, son. All I know is it'll feel amazing getting wrapped up in something that soft and warm, then sliding my dick into hot, wet lava pussy.

>> No.19471505

>>19471499
That they are.
I want my lich to learn how much of a pervert I am because then she needs to weight how to cater to fetishes and how they may interrupt/impact her research

>> No.19471507
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>>19471499
Indeed

>> No.19471508

>>19471477
God damn Liches pull off one pieces so well

>> No.19471524

>>19471508
Kuuderes always pull of one pieces well. It's a scientific fact!

>> No.19471548

>>19471395
Every day it gets sadder.

>>19471434
>Two wine goats get into a fight
>They try to butt jeads
>Fail
>Drunken shenanigans happen, but they end up asleep on top of each other in compromising positions

>> No.19471552

>>19471477
Oh boy it's always good to see Lich content.

>> No.19471558

>>19471507
Is that an Ikazuchi lick?

>> No.19471562

>>19471477
>Experiment #0917524
>"How will anon react to my new swimsuit"
>Results: Several sessions of fucking using every hole
>Further experimentation needed

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>The eels, they look like us now
TotalBiscuit was right.

>> No.19471575

>>19471568
>TotalBiscuit

>> No.19471580

>19471568
Go away spammer

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>> No.19471592

>>19471575
Isn't that the guy that got killed by his own ass?

>> No.19471595

>>19471585
Fuck off.

>> No.19471597

>>19471568
Go away, jaxx

>> No.19471614

>>19471585
For a second from the thumbnail I thought this was going to be a hat joke.

>> No.19471628
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>> No.19471629

>>19471568
I don't even know what are you talking about or why you had to post that shit here of all places

>> No.19471694

>>19471592
He's not been dead 3 months, let his corpse cool before you piss on his grave.

>> No.19471714

>>19471497
>>19471501
You're probably see Liches or Wights on the beach mostly when it's a good excuse to have someone to put sunscreen on them.

>> No.19471763

>>19471694
Not him but nobody cares to respect the dead,
I remember when the linkin park guy died and people were just posting ""finnaly!"

Still, the worst out of TB's death I've was that one game dev that pretty much had a field day on twitter and saying the world became a better place after the news broke

>> No.19471781

>>19471763
I'm fairly sure they were fired after that happened.

>> No.19471802

>>19471781
They were.

>> No.19471816
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>>19471763
I remember that
TB May not have been the best person around but to be that thin skinned over getting you games called shit by one youtuber (And his games are shit)

But lets talk about happier things, like this tree woman.

>> No.19471836

>>19471816
Give liliraune and fruit sheep, pls.

>> No.19471844

>>19471816
What games did he make? (I'll drop this convo after this)

>> No.19471851

>>19471816
Do plant girls produce milk or sap when you milk them? I'd be willing to figure it out with her.

>> No.19471853

>>19471836
Making a fruit salad?

>> No.19471859

>>19471816
Literally a funny lookin elf.

>> No.19471860

>>19471844
Mass effect adromeda and some of the shittier need for speeds.

>> No.19471870

>>19471859
so a regular elf

>> No.19471872

>>19471816
Barb's faces have improved but there's still something about them that does nothing for me. It's a shame because he's a great artist outside of this.

>> No.19471873

>>19471853
The first step to a healthy family orchard.

>> No.19471879

>>19471860
Not him but that first one is NOT a game to try and defend.

>> No.19471881

>>19471860
>Mass effect andromeda
Cool, the shitty SJW spin off no one liked or asked for. No wonder he was salty.

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>>19471872
I get that, but what about a face as lewd as this one?

>> No.19471898

>>19471763
>>19471816
TB was a fucking faggot and you retards should go back to /v/ if you want to talk about e-celebs.

>> No.19471904

>>19471890
the clothes texture are superb desu

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>>19471890

>> No.19471907

>>19471890
That's a good face. Barb has it in him to draw good faces but tends to fall back on the weird sort of downs syndrome look most of the time.

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>>19471904
He can make cloth look pretty appealing. This and the Wisp are tied for my favorite barb piece.
>>19471907
I'll agree he could try to be more expressive. Many of his pieces are either lewd face or kuuderes. Could be his type.

>> No.19471932

>>19471898
I posted the dryad pic to change the subject and we moved the fuck on or are you that binded by rage?

>> No.19471940
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>>19471870
Rude.

>> No.19471945

>>19471940
Jesus fucking christ.

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>>19471836

>> No.19471985
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>>19471906

>> No.19472005

>>19471945
We need to inject more hormones into the wildlife.

>> No.19472012
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The face of impending doom.

>> No.19472016

>>19472005
>Elves bodies start growing sue to eating cow hormone filled burgers

>> No.19472030

>>19472016
I, for one, welcome our new elves

>> No.19472056

>>19472012
*throws fried tofu*

>> No.19472059

>>19471906
>>19471985
Cheshire Cats have no shame!

>> No.19472061

>>19472056
>*action*

>> No.19472067

>>19472016
Thanks, science!

>> No.19472077

>>19472056
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88y1rA8LIW8

>> No.19472083

>>19472059
I'm fine with that, it means that cheshire is more open to my perversions

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>>19472016
>growing sue

>> No.19472091

>>19472030
>>19472067
But think of how confused they'd be!

>> No.19472093

>>19472083
I bet there's even a Cheshire out there who fantasizes about a man pinning her down and raping her fat jiggling ass until she can't fight back.

>> No.19472108

>>19472091
Please, they now know the joys of meat.

>>19472093
Anon, thats not even unique.

>> No.19472116

>>19472091
That just makes them easier to molest! And catch! They'd be used to lithe bodies and wouldn't know how to move with their heavier, more womanly hips, tits, and asses!

>> No.19472131

>>19472116
I live for the day when an elf of mine would be mistake for one of the P'Orcs

>> No.19472141

>>19472093
A classic Cheshire prank! That Human will sure feel silly once he's finished in her fat cat ass!

>> No.19472149

>>19472131
>P'orc elf
Hormones aren't enough, you're going to need corn and potatoes.

>> No.19472159

>>19472149
Don't forget a steak!

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>>19472061
baby

>> No.19472171

>>19472161
so close to gross, but somehow cute.

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>>19472161
Her grown-up form is better.

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>>19472159
Now I want to visit Porker's Bar & Grill, for their 'Looks like meat's back on the menu!' special.

>> No.19472182

>>19472141
Then won't she feel silly when he keeps going after cumming until she's passed out from pleasure.

>> No.19472183

>>19472176
What would a tomboy Papillon be like?

>> No.19472188

>>19472171
The face is basically the only part that isn't trash. That said, I still want to see what Moth-chan looked like as a caterpillar or whatever the moth equivalent is called.

>> No.19472204
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Neko automatons!

>> No.19472209
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>May I take your order anon?

>> No.19472217

>>19472209
i bet all the feathers gets in the way of the cooking

>> No.19472218

>>19472209
She's surprisingly well-composed for a Jubjub. I bet she works hard at the Wonderland Inn she runs.

>> No.19472222

>>19472209
Meat.

>> No.19472223
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Why is she so angry?

>> No.19472224

>>19472209
Nav and his fat fuck girls are disgusting.

>> No.19472227

>>19472224
>That
>fat
KEK
https://www.deviantart.com/scythejudgement/art/Alluring-Apophis-666071557

>> No.19472235

>>19472227
Now thats a fucking slob, way too different, KYS out of /jp/

>> No.19472237

>>19472227
It's fucking fat you retarded /monster/ faggot. It's just like his fucking Rata girls.

>> No.19472255

>>19472227
That is definitely fat
Nav draws girls with very wide midsections

>> No.19472257
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>>19472237
>if she doesn't break in half when you fuck her she's fat

>> No.19472261

>>19472183
Spats and a Tank Top instead of a dress.
Optionally, give her boots without heels.

>> No.19472277

>>19472257
You have to go back, fatfag.

>> No.19472283

>>19472209
Two chicken beasts, extra meaty

>> No.19472287
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19472287

How do I get a monster waifu?

>> No.19472288

>>19472209
Shall I take yours? My treat.

>> No.19472290

>>19472277
Post your ideal body then.

>> No.19472301

>>19472287
She gets you.

>> No.19472302

>>19472290
One that isn't like the pieces of shit Nav draws.

>> No.19472314

>>19472302
Give us a picture Anon.

>> No.19472315 [SPOILER] 
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>>19472302
Like this?

>> No.19472318

>>19472290
Don't give him (you)s anon. His brain's been twisted by 80s anime, he's chasing an impossible ideal.

>> No.19472319

>>19472301
..How does that happen? I want to join the waifu discussion with other people.

>> No.19472331

>>19472315
Spooky scary

>> No.19472337

>>19472318
Hey if he wants his Aisha Clan Clan then he is my brother.

>> No.19472343
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>>19472314
One on the right.

>> No.19472347

>>19472257
You're at the point where you are actually delusional if you think a normal bodytype is too skinny

>> No.19472350

>>19472343
Pretty good.

>> No.19472351

>>19472319
One day your mind will get filled with thoughts of a girl and she'll keep haunting your mind, not willing to let go until you accept her love.

>> No.19472357
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>>19472350
Barb Liches are also pretty good.

>> No.19472360
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>>19472290
Not him, but I hate fatfags too, so here

>> No.19472366
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>>19472347
If there's no stomach overhang, then it's not fat.

>> No.19472371

>>19472366
How about fucking browse a few posts up before reposting images?

>> No.19472372

>>19472360
I want to bury my face in her abs

>> No.19472403

>>19472227
>nav art constantly gets replies calling it shit like "meaty", a well-known euphemism for fat
>it's not fat guys
Delusion

>> No.19472408

>>19472360
Reminder that Set is a filthy gangbang slut and a Bob OC.

>> No.19472412

>>19472403
"Meaty" is to fat what "sweet" is to "saccharine".

>> No.19472418

>>19472408
You know, it really feels good to never bother learning who any of the thread celebs are

>> No.19472424

>>19472418
Bob isnt a celeb, more an old wound at this point

>> No.19472429

>>19472424
I don't really don't fucking give a shit about any of that cancer and I thought my clearly dismissive reply made that evident.

>> No.19472430

>>19472418
I only know the mice incest guy that drops his commissions here, the dumbass with the squirrel fear for being a dumb kid and the one that posts nazi-like girls with a nerd allergy

>> No.19472434

>>19472424
We don't really have celebs here do we?

>> No.19472438

>>19472429
>I don't really don't fucking
How the hell did I type that?

>> No.19472442

If your monster waifu were to offer you some sort of sex enhancing drug as a surprise on a special night, what would her choice be and how would things go?

>> No.19472445

>>19472424
Well you can call me a man who hordes coprolites.

>> No.19472446

>>19472429
>>19472438
Lurk more newfag.

>> No.19472448

>>19472438
Rage replies don't bring out the best in people.

>> No.19472457
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>>19472434
Does KDF count?

>> No.19472466

>>19472446
Why would I want to learn about something horrible and cancerous? Educating myself about thread celebrities would do nothing except for lower my browsing experience exponentially. The best way to deal with a horrible person is to ignore and forget about them.

>> No.19472471

>>19472466
Lurk more, newfag.

>> No.19472475

>>19472434
At a stretch, the 4 fag amigos, KDF and the active writers

>> No.19472479

>>19472471
No. I'm not going to learn about shitty things. That's fucking stupid, why would I seek out things I do not want to know about? That's a sign of a mental condition.

>> No.19472483
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Why are these threads filled with such anger and hostility? Why can't we all just get along?

>> No.19472482

>>19472446
>>19472471
It must suck having a vocabulary of just three words.

>> No.19472487

>>19472483
Because "stop posting what I don't like for loose tangential reasons"

>> No.19472490

>>19472483
I thought you usually post umi osho when you want people to chill?

>> No.19472489

>>19472457
What has ye olde degenerate been up to lately? I haven't seen him around in awhile.

>> No.19472491

>>19468646
Extra long. I can't get it up to Elves unless I can nibble their ears like a fucking harmonica.

>> No.19472499

>>19472479
Have you tried lurking more?

>> No.19472500

>>19472490
Why are people obsessed over finding out peoples identities on an anonymous site?

>> No.19472501

>>19472483
Everyone's on edge because it's summer and al the little retards are spamming this place instead of being in school.

>> No.19472503
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>>19472483
Because this is 4chan.

>> No.19472504

>>19472487
wtf i love futa, monsterboys, yuri and furries!

>> No.19472514

>>19472504
That's quite a leap of logic there.
Grasshopper girl when?

>> No.19472516

>>19472504
How many times have you posted this and how many times have you been called out for it? Look up what "fallacious" means, it describes your posts excellently.

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NO



MORE



NOW!

>> No.19472519

>>19472514
Is she gonna be our conscience?

>> No.19472530
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>>19472517
You're not my mom, you can't tell me what to do!

>> No.19472531

>>19472475
More like inactive writers
The only truly active guys are losenis, Beast and sacrifice.
Losenis is fine, but Beast is only really talked about due to the hateboner guy and sacrifice is rarely here.

>> No.19472533

>>19472530
One of the top ten lines you shouldn't say to a monster.

>> No.19472537

>>19472489
I haven't been posting all that much lately aside from commissions anon, due to the general unfortunate quality of the thread.

>> No.19472544

>>19472531
>sacrifice
Isn't he active at /monster/ these days?

>> No.19472548
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>>19472530
SOMEONE NEEDS SOME DISCIPLINE!

THERE, THERE, THINGS WILL BE BETTER WITH ME AROUND ANON!

NO MORE BULLYING OR INSULTING PEOPLE!

NO

MORE!

>> No.19472556

>>19472544
His stories where getting posted here a few threads back.
Other than that, i dont know

>> No.19472557

>>19472548
You have no authority outside your kingdom, you overgrown preschooler.

>> No.19472560

>>19472548
You can't stop me, titty fairy. I'll call people stupid idiots on the internet all I want.

>> No.19472568

>>19472548
For fucks sake, stop posting in all caps you fucking reddit spammer.

>> No.19472577

>>19472568
>says the guy misusing mystery boxes

>> No.19472585

>>19472577
They're called classified posts you stupid dumb.

>> No.19472591
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>>19472557
>>19472560
>>19472568

Time for your LOVING!

>> No.19472599
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>>19472548
>>19472591
Looks like some needle ears needs to stretch them more to understand that she doesn't have any power over us, what is she gonna do, give us cake without milk

>> No.19472605

I summoned a succubus earlier this year. I have to warn you guys to never do this because she never fucking leaves me alone now. It is a curse. I should've heeded the warnings.

>> No.19472607

I love my tall non-loli Nacho wife!

>> No.19472610

>>19472531
>Beast is only really talked about due to the hateboner guy
Wrong
Beast's work is brought up almost every other thread. He doesn't act like faggot so the thread at large doesn't give a shit about him as a person.

>> No.19472616

>>19472591
Loving is for losers.

>> No.19472617

>>19472605
Stop rping.

>> No.19472618
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>>19472591
But I already have a wife.

>> No.19472624
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19472624

>>19472517
>>19472548
>stop being mean on anonymous imageboard
Fucking hell, it's the only way to drive away shitty redditors and other offsite scum.

>> No.19472627
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>>19472605
Pics or it didn't happen.

>> No.19472628

>>19472618
You spam that image every thread shitbird, knock it off.

>> No.19472667

>>19472610
This, he's talked about when his work is relevant but that's about it. That's how the ideal writefag should be, it's not like the past when we had bob, aftyn and co who were always discussed because they were faggots.
I can easily think of 10-15 individual posters here who only make themselves known when it's relevant to the discussion in similar manner

>> No.19472668

>>19472628
>every thread
>Last posted two months ago

>> No.19472676

>>19472533
I'm guessing she'd come back with legal documents saying she somehow managed to adopt you and that she's now most certainly your momster

>> No.19472697

>>19472610
What about that flagmander business?

>> No.19472709
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>>19472531

>> No.19472717
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>>19472676
I demand an attorney!

>> No.19472727

>>19472697
Hasn't been posted for at least a month or two, and most of the time it isn't even him posting it

>> No.19472733

>>19472709
Bad hat.

>> No.19472739

>>19472537
do you have any open commission slots? or a place I can see your prices for future reference etc?

>> No.19472742

>>19472709
ART of Viccy vs Selene when?

>> No.19472744
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19472744

>Nee-san! How do I look?

>> No.19472761

>>19472739
Anon, you what?

>> No.19472765

>>19472744
I'd tell her nice cosplay, but she can't truly pull it off until she gets a womb decoration.

>> No.19472768
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>>19468487
>>19468472
I'll take that as a hard no.

>> No.19472781

>>19472717
Might want a human attorney in that case
>hire a demon attorney to overturn your adoption
>she wins the case no problem
>as you're going home, she stops you and points out that one of the terms for having her work your case was for you to become her husband
>should have read the fine print on the contract

>> No.19472782

>>19472739
That's KDF, not an artist. Silly anon.

>> No.19472787
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>>19472768
Why are Elins so lewd?

>> No.19472792

>>19472787
Wide hips for healthy childbirth.

>> No.19472797

>>19472739
>being this new

>> No.19472814
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>>19472599
What is that face meant to convey?

>> No.19472823

>>19472814
th

>> No.19472827
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>>19472787
Combining the appeal of a cute young girl with the raw sex appeal of hips, thighs and ass. And the flat chest and air of innocence highlight the erotic lower half even more.

>> No.19472852

>>19472599
Would monster girls prefer a glass of milk or semen with their cake?

>> No.19472860

>>19472852
'Glazed' Cake

>> No.19472888

>>19472744
She really pulls my devil trigger

>> No.19472903
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19472903

>your breakfast is read. Eat it all up

>> No.19472914

>>19472903
I'll read it so much, my brain will explode.

>> No.19472932

>>19472903
>no seal
obvious trap

>> No.19472960

>>19472903
I don’t care how well read it is. Is there or is there not bacon available?

>> No.19472961

>>19472903
It's neat to see a happy Ushi who isn't full on angry smug rapist mode.

>> No.19472996

>>19472903
>>19472961
Didn't even recognize her as an Ushi at first because of the face. Nice change of pace.

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19473006

>see this while walking down the street
>"Oh boy, that's a great deal."
>toss them both over your shoulders and go home
>they awawa all the way back

>> No.19473007

>>19473006
Cutest cows.
Gonna make cuter daughterus!

>> No.19473014

I want to fuck the daughters of Sparda.

>> No.19473017
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>>19472961
>angry smug rapist mode
And yet there is no art of her actually raping a guy.

>> No.19473043 [SPOILER] 
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19473043

Who is this semen demon?

>> No.19473062

>>19473043
Why are you posting garbage art like this ad nauseum? The filenames are a pretty easy tell.

>> No.19473075

>>19473017
>What are you doing you foolish morta-

>> No.19473091
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19473091

Ice cream, fresh ice cream

>> No.19473097

>>19473091
Gonna play with those snow mounds

>> No.19473118
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>>19473091
THICC
H
I
C
C

>> No.19473127

>>19473118
How does a girl that chill sweat like that?

>> No.19473135

>>19473127
Her husband makes her hot

>> No.19473145

>>19473127
It's condensation.

>> No.19473164
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19473164

Why are dopey wives so cute? I want to cuddle with them and give them lots of headpats

>> No.19473219
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>> No.19473228
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>> No.19473230

>>19473164
I want to fuck a monstergirl into a dopey and airheaded state.

>> No.19473234

>>19473219
You don't have to post something like this every time the thread slows down.

>> No.19473241

>>19473164
>hubby's dick is thiiiiiis big!

>> No.19473244

>>19473228
Big breasted medusas are the best.

>> No.19473252
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>>19473219
What a horrible night to have a curse.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ef__VtsqDoc

>> No.19473265

>>19473252
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mEACzoMJuMA
Which monstergirl would most enjoy The Black Dahlia Murder?

>> No.19473286

>>19473228
FAT SNEK

>> No.19473293

>>19473265
none

>> No.19473326

>>19473265
I almost feel that there's just a single person with tastes as shit-tier as yours, just like that TB fag from above.

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>>19473286
Little snek.

>> No.19473367
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19473367

Down with Cheshires! Up with Nekomatas!

>> No.19473368

I want to bully a Shoggoth by insisting that some cruddy mug is a memento from my dead grandmother and that I could never part with it when in reality I bought it from WalMart for a dollar two weeks ago.

>> No.19473370

>>19473368
I want to tell Shoggy that the fake house plants need moonlight to grow.

>> No.19473390
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19473390

I want to woo a high class vampire

>> No.19473392

>>19473367
Up?
More like knocked up!

>> No.19473413

>>19472531
It's far easier personally to just mostly lurk for ideas and if they get written put them on other sites rather than deal with wanton summer paranoia right now. That and the token "fuck off" lost its charm.

>> No.19473442

>>19473392
Anon no!

>> No.19473448

>>19473442
Anon YES!

>> No.19473451

>>19473006
A man that ripped deserves two cows.

>> No.19473454
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19473454

>”...ufu...”
>”....husband.... will rape me....”
>”...ufu...”

>> No.19473468

>>19473451
They're shortstacks, so they probably don't weigh as much as regular cows. Shortstacks are quite portable after all.

>> No.19473469

>>19473454
I find it hilarious that they just grab people and carry them off into the sky.

>> No.19473470

>>19473468
I dunno, it may just be condensed meat.

>> No.19473475

>>19473454
I'd molest her in wing form in public when it'd be most embarrassing for her, and I bet she'd be slutty enough to love it

>> No.19473485

>>19473468
They don't look all that short and fun bags are heavy. Even beside that, if you can carry two people Amy considerable distance at the same time it's worth mentioning.

>>19473469
And then drop them if they decide they don't like what they found. It's like a crane game, but with more rape.

>> No.19473489

>>19473470
Then I would give them "100% Beef" t-shirts

>> No.19473497

>>19473489
Oversize shirte or ones so small they can barely hold themselves together? This is important.

>> No.19473515

>>19473497
Ones that would fit a normal girl their size, but because of their huge tits, just barely manages to cover their breasts and nothing else

>> No.19473526
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Fashion!

>> No.19473530

>>19473515
Shirt overhang on their breasts is the best.

>> No.19473586
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>>19473164
My melanin-enriched brother.

>> No.19473601
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19473601

>TFW no tundra anubis waifu
FUCK

>> No.19473631

>>19473601
I don't know if Tundra anubi can handle the heat of summer, even if where I live doesn't get bad ones.

>> No.19473637
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19473637

Wight-chan is cute with her hair down!

>> No.19473644

>>19473631
Be prepared for a lot of shedding.

>> No.19473651

>>19473644
Must be rough, also embarrassing....
Do tundra anubi serve the Ice Queens?

>> No.19473653

>>19473637
Cute indeed.

>> No.19473655
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>>19473651
More importantly, are there tundra apophii?

>> No.19473663

>>19473655
Maybe, although they'd probably be a bunyip-like offshoot.

>> No.19473678

>>19473663
>>19473655
Alternatively, northern grape snakes have plenty of blankets, jackets, and heating spells to keep them going.

>> No.19473682

>>19473651
Tundranubis are respected by the Ice Queen, their domains are always a few degrees warmer than the rest. Yetis on the other hand are too genki and this pisses the Ice Queen off, although her attempts at freezing them out have been futile

>> No.19473685

>>19473655
It's already a land of eternal night. Not much to change.

>> No.19473692

>>19473682
Yeti communities tend to be small though, thus preventing too much anger from the Ice Queens.

That being said, she probably knows not to anger them, dire yeti can be a terrifying thing if her tribe is in danger.

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>>19473678

>> No.19473720

>>19473692
When it gets too cold, only the strongest, fluffiest, biggest Yetis can survive by hugging themselves, the Ice Queen is creating a race of super Yetis!

>> No.19473728

>>19473720
More like the rest move further south, but yes, the north has only the strongest and most cunning of winter girls and beasts.
Dire yetis, wendis, and maybe even yukis, along with the occasional winter witch/dark mage coven.

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19473736

>>19473728
What about dire deerpussy?

>> No.19473739

>>19473728
I would live way out in the wilderness with my waifu, in a quaint tower. Plenty of what you described would be the ideal local biosphere.

>> No.19473740
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19473740

I could really use a big meaty cow right about now.

>> No.19473752

>>19473736
So Clydesdale sized white horns with rugged, but still /fa/ clothes, huge muscles, and bows the size of great bows?

I imagine you could find a few enclaves, along with maybe some winter elf tribes that are particularly ferocious.

>>19473739
I don't mind snow so snow adventures are great, even if it SUCKS to try and survive in.

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>>19473752
Yeah, sounds about right.

>> No.19473770

>>19473764
And they still have gentle personalities!
Even if they could put an arrow through an ice bear without a second thought.

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>> No.19473793

>>19473752
>>19473764
Dire Whitehorns, by comparison to their very /fa/ cousins, strike me as staunch nudists. They're shaggy enough that it covers their lewd bits, but they go pure natural through the heavy snowlands they inhabit, Nidhogg-slaying bows lurched over their bare backs.

>> No.19473799

>>19473728
I really like this idea, a more dire-inhabited snowy region with some true hardship yet perseverance to it. Could be some cool designs of monstergirls adapted to such extreme environments.

>> No.19473803

>>19473775
Who's this semen demon?

>> No.19473807

>>19473793
>Nidhogg girl
I like it. She'd be absolutely massive and would have real, actual animosity to the Ratatoskr of the area.

>> No.19473811

>>19473793
While they may show a bit more skin due to the shaggier coats, I can't imagine them going full nudist.

They'd probably have well padded leather/hide armor to deal with whatever is out there up north.

>>19473799
Yep.
Wendi's go from small and adorable to tall, fit, and FAST beasts, the werewolves get taller, fitter, and have grey/white coats, and the 'amazons' up there start looking more like shield maidens.

A wonderful place.

>> No.19473826 [SPOILER] 
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Son you just got BLACKED.

>> No.19473839
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19473839

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZvCI-gNK_y4

>> No.19473840

>You'll never wake up to find your Kikimora maid straddling you with a maniacal look of lust on her face
>She'll never snap out of and pretend she wasn't doing anything as she quickly hops off the bed
>The maniacal look will never return in full force when you follow her across the room and wrap one arm around her waist as you grope her breast with your other and grind your cock against her from behind

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>>19473840
>>19473840

>> No.19473854

>>19473586
Wow, your waifu is actually concentrated cancer.

>> No.19473859

>>19473811
>Lost in the Direnorth
>Barely dodged the lurking Skelks and Icewerewolf packs, know that you're being stalked by a Direwendigo who is just waiting for you to collapse so she can drag you into her cosmic cave
>Stumble across a clearing, and in the center of it, think you're hallucinating
>It's a large wooden building, long, with shields across the top of it on what looks like an upside-down boat of some kind
>There are no windows, but a crack in the door reveals a jolly atmosphere and warmth inside
>You freeze in your tracks, trying with all your might to gather your senses
>You've heard stories of the Winter Witches, of dark covens of women turned monsters who reject the gods and instead turn to evil rituals, of hagravens and Hela-worshippers that lure men astray in the forest to do god knows what
>Yet, you know that there's no other choice, that if it isn't that fate, it's being torn apart by a Wendigo, so you decide if nothing else you'll make a bold entrance and charge straight into the illusion
>You find, however, when you crash through the door, that the longhouse is, in fact, quite real
>As you turn your eyes up, the commotion hushes while a mass of figures look curiously to you
>Amazons. Giant, gorgeous, fit and pure-skinned, a cornucopia of womanly power and mighty sex appeal, each of them with bright eyes and even brighter nordic tattoos covering their bodies under their deliciously skimpy yet practical armor
>You stammer without saying anything, and one of them with kinder eyes leans forward (cleavage on full display) while speaking
>"Von tuerrlig fa tösk høkrinngin, davesk?"
>You... have no clue what in the world she's saying
>The rest of the girls all pipe up, speaking in that same strange language
>One of them brings over a stein of an alcohol, as big as your head
>"Va, faerrin brüg trost!"
>The crowd laughs as she smiles smugly, thrusting the stein against your chest
>You timidly sip from it, but she pushes the mug up, forcing you to almost drown as she intends you to drink the whole thing
>The crowd gives a hearty cheer, and the revelry continues while you're bustled ahead to a table
>Whatever this place is, you think you're gonna be alright

>> No.19473868

>>19473859
>Anon's new daily life in the Shieldmaiden Amazon tribe learning their ways of life even though there's a very definitive language barrier
Fund it.

>> No.19473875

>>19473859
It's all fun and games till one of them starts doing feats of strength to woo/claim him.

>>19473868
It is cute, although this setting really makes me want to be a lone knight-hermit living/wandering the place.

>> No.19473887

>>19473875
Would you settle for an lost space engineer who crash landed on the planet and now has to recruit the populace in order to rebuild his space ship to go home?

>> No.19473888

>>19473887
>Winter Pikmin
Interesting but I'm here for the MGs.

>> No.19473890

>>19473875
Like a knight of a very poor lordship who's tasked with jurisdiction over an unreasonably large amount of the frozen land and does his seasonly tour over the area to check in on the sparse population centers littered about?
Who be his Monstergirl companion in this endeavor? It would be a cool tale following him on the hardest patrol of the year, in Winter.

>> No.19473900

>>19473890
That would be more accurate.
As for companions, I don't know but a bitter, veteran knight surviving as he patrols the land would be nice.

Just gotta hope he doesn't get 'well known' enough in the monster girl circles that they are placing 'bounties' or seeking the glory in defeating him.

>> No.19473903

>>19473890
Whitehorn is mount, adviser, and personal heater. There are few better escorts for the unyielding mountain.

>> No.19473910

>>19473875
>as the night goes on, the Shieldmaidens get tipsier, and anon notices he gets tossed around a bit more often, squeezed close to warm bodies by bulky arms and having his hair tossled by random passerby
>Some of the girls start boasting to him, again in a completely indecipherable language, but flexing and standing and shouting as they do so
>One in particular is doing so when the girl next to her stands up as well, shouting over her as she flexes herself
>The first turns and glares at her while the other cockily turns, going breast-to-breast as they boast over one another in their strange tongue
>Suddenly they lock hands, and a roar goes up from the crowd as they shove the table aside, the two girls trying to get leverage as they begin to wrestle from the standing position
>Dear god their muscles and sweat and curvy perfect bodies are almost too much to bear as they grunt and squat and push in an attempt to overpower one another

>> No.19473920

>>19473910
Man's gonna get drunkenly snu-snu'd
He doesn't know what he's dealing with.

>> No.19473937

>>19473900
>>19473890
>Veteran stops for the night and sets up a campfire
>A hundred eyes are glowing as they stare at him from the forest around him, but he shows no concern or fear
>Right on cue, a Werebat, small now but clearly very large for her age compared to a normal Werebat, waddles out into the clearing
>The man smiles without turning his head and takes the extra spiced and baked apple he was heating, skewering it and handing it over to the little monstergirl
>She smiles and he pats her head twice before shooing her back into the veil of night
>The eyes almost seem to nod in unison before they fade back into the blackness
>The Knight sleeps soundly with no worries of unwanted intruders that night, though muses to himself as he lays in his tent
>"Hmph. Not many more seasons till she's grown from such things..."

>> No.19473944
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Is it okay to let your kiki keep working when she is pregnant with quintuplets? Shouldn't she be resting while her Master takes care of things?

>> No.19473947

>>19473859
>skimpy yet practical armor

I'm having trouble imagining this. I love woman in practical armor, but how would this work?

>> No.19473948

>>19473903
I bet she's a very pure and refined one compared to his gruff and rusty self. A diplomat to compliment his stubborn warrior ways.

>> No.19473953

>>19473937
Fluffy-werebat in the winter, although I imagine they'd probably eat more on berries and the like.

Still, such generosity is dangerous in the cold wild's and it probably speaks of his character to do such a thing

>> No.19473963

>>19473947
It's Valhallan, I ain't gotta explain shit!
Cheap and lame to namedrop videogames, but I imagine like some of the Guild Wars 2 Norn armor. Form fitting and shows off the body, but still covers everything and protects from most blows. SOME of it, mind you, or in that vein.
Also apologies to people who speak a scandenavian language for that horrible pygmitized stuff I put in there.

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>>19473910
>nordic style amazons

Is this possible? I'm not up-to-date on MGE Amazon lore. This sounds amazing though.

>> No.19473965

>>19473947
Not him but I'm more imagine its probably casual clothes that are comfy but may have a high cut 'skirt' with thick leggings.
As for armor, it would be heavy and cover them but clearly feminine.
Not in the 'bikini armor' sense but the 'plate accentuates their figure' sense.

>> No.19473970

>>19473964
Probably.
Amazon is merely a style of them, you could sit them in any setting and tweak to fit.

>> No.19473989

>>19473826
Black Harpies like shiny things!

>> No.19473992

>>19473953
He's so used to the patrol and the areas that he brings a specific gift from the southern lands to each in order to barter a safe night or passage.
It's as noble as it is practical and tactical.

>> No.19473997

>>19473992
That would make sense.
Gotta barter with something that isn't your dick.

>> No.19474008

>>19473970
I mean amazons were monstergirls before the 'monstergirls' became a thing.

>> No.19474012

Will we ever get a true north faction?
Ice kingdom just sounds like a perpetually winter south kingdom.

>> No.19474016

>>19474008
Pretty much but its a template and a species you can shove around

>> No.19474029

I want to eat muffins with an Alice!

>> No.19474038

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.
Instead, please remember that the cat girls can't get you in the rain!

Finally, a safe spot!

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https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2864199

>> No.19474049

>>19474041
There is literally no point to loli demons. That's what devils are for.

Demons are monster women clearly of breeding age not little girls who look like they'd belong in a middle school.

>> No.19474061

Y'know, people talk about shortstacks all the time, but never about tallstacks. What's up with that?

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>>19474049
Anon you don't think they just popped into existence as grown women do you?

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>>19473601
>Tundra Pharoah
>Tundra <Desert MGs>
>Frozen Pyramids

Hell nay, the frozen wastelands must belong solely to glorious humanity.

>> No.19474068

>>19474061
Men are intimidated by women taller then them.

>> No.19474072

>>19474064
>>>/tg/

>> No.19474082

>>19474061
>but never about tallstacks
The hell are you talking about man we talk about tall titty monsters all the time, they're fantastic.

>> No.19474084

>>19471477
Jesus Christ your wife is literally perfect. I wish she was my wife instead.

>> No.19474087

>>19474084
You can't just say things like that anon.

>> No.19474090

>tfw you will never lick your devil wife's cunny while your demon wife rides your dick

>> No.19474092

>>19474090
Feels bad, anon.

>> No.19474097

>>19474082
Tittymonster is hardly half of it anon, there needs to be good middle and bottom bits too.

>> No.19474100

Tallpear > *

>> No.19474113

>>19474097
Well of course, we just don't really have a name for those. I guess we could call them perfection.

>> No.19474115

>>19474100
Correct.

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Look at those grins.

You just KNOW they're planning something.

>> No.19474171

>>19474090
Would be better if the Demon and the Devil were kissing.

>> No.19474198

>>19474171
Fuck off.

>> No.19474236

>>19474198
>bigamist
>doesn't want them to eiffel tower him
???

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>>19474236
Most of the harem-posters are SO insecure they don't want them ever touching each other.

Which is why monogamy is the better fetish. You can be insecure all you want and it's not weird.

>> No.19474282

>>19474277
>>19474236
Fuck off /u/

>> No.19474311

>>19470875
I had an idea for a story about that. No one would like it because the MC is black and it has actual demons and monsters in the universe where Tyrone and the pre civil war CC ghost that haunts a new house he bought fights them off. It was supposed to be a little bit edgy, and a little bit cheesy.

>> No.19474319

>>19474311
God just get the fuck out.

>> No.19474334

>>19474277
I wish for my waifu to have time travel powers so I can have a threesome with her as a loli and her as a MILF.

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19474354

I want a cute, quiet mouse imouto who is super clingy and follows me everywhere! And she is also a huge yandere that drugs me and rapes my sleeping body while monologuing about how much she loves feeling me up while I can't resist!

>> No.19474380

>>19474334
They wouldn’t be able to do that anon. If we’re going by Timecop rules then if they touched, then they’d die.

>> No.19474383

>>19474311
>MC is black
Libtard spotted.

>> No.19474426

>>19474383
falseflag

>> No.19474433

>>19474380
> If we’re going by Timecop rules
Why would we?

The more I think about it, the better having a time travelling MILF waifu gets.
>being teased about cumming buckets in her sloppy old pussy
>"Look, darling! This is where both of our daughters came out of!"
>"Oh my, I never realized you were such a pervert that you'd actually prefer this loose torn pussy to my tight young pussy! I thought you were just being polite after Amanda's birth ruined me!"
>"I'll have to give you a nice reward once I get back to the present, darling."

Also
>getting your time-travelling MILF wife pregnant in the past so she gives birth to your child decades in the future
>having to wait decades to meet your actual first child

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>>19474354

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>ywn work directly under a beautiful, busty monster boss
Fuck this gay Earth

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>>19474354
>>19474461
I want this but a squirrel
Why is shushing so hot?

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>>19474473
I'd rather work directly under a plain-cute, peary monster boss

>> No.19474504

>>19474461
I would feel alarmed if a naked mousegirl crawled out of my covers shushing me.

>> No.19474519

>>19473006
The KC hooves-instead-of-feet design really creep me out. Like these girls had their real feet cut off

Remember, kids, hooves are toenails and the heel is actually the first joint up from the toes.

>> No.19474537

>>19474519
I think having their legs end in stubby hooves is kind of cute. I imagine them dancing around or fidgeting nervously is pretty adorable to watch.

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