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Why does it feel like every poster here is a bot?

>> No.19669101

>>19669087
Because they are. The two of us are the only real humans in this board.

>> No.19669112

/jp/ is one of the few boards where this isn't too much of a problem.
Some of the other more popular boards are definitely filled with bots.

Note that the bots copy random user posts too, so some you can't even tell unless you already read the thread or post before.

>> No.19669248

>>19669087
thx op i cum on kanna and it hiss at penis

>> No.19669376

Shh, no one tell him.

>> No.19671508
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>>19669087
Welcome to the wasteland.

>> No.19671703

whats the difference between a good bot and a normal poster

>> No.19671707

sag

>> No.19671739

>>19669087
No Anon, you are the bot

>> No.19671900

Maybe...maybe we're all bots and we just don't realize it. Am.. am I a bot?

>> No.19671903

>>19671900
i wish i were a bot

>> No.19672244

>>19671508
This really needs updating.

>> No.19672451

I'm a robot.

>> No.19672532

Beep boop boobhu beep boop

>> No.19672558

>>19672532
My opinion towards this robot has suddenly become much more positive.

>> No.19672581

>>19669087
IFF malfunction. Report back for maintenance.

>> No.19672586

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>>19672632
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>> No.19672815

They all think with their penises, that's why they don't see anything wrong with lewding lolis and fairies. It's just too much to admit being a pedophile to them.

>> No.19672819

/jp/ is one of the few boards where this isn't too much of a problem.
Some of the other more popular boards are definitely filled with bots.

Note that the bots copy random user posts too, so some you can't even tell unless you already read the thread or post before.

>> No.19672871

>>19672815
>that's why they don't see anything wrong with lewding lolis and fairies
Actually, the reason I don't see anything wrong with lewding lolis and fairies is because there's absolutely nothing wrong with that.

>> No.19673131

>>19672244
2014-2018:
Why isn't /jp/ like 2011-2013 anymore? Stupid janny!
I hate this idol thread, I'm going to make my own idol thread with blackjack and hookers!
/jp/ - I make the same shit thread 5 times and then pretend it's been here since before the split
Surely this meta thread will be the one to bring content back to /jp/!
Basted
/pol/ /vg/ /cgl/ influx
This shitty, off-topic thread about wch2hufuk/how do I learn Japanese/actress feet worship/anime series I don't like that was based on a light novel should be A: [_]deleted B: [_]moved to trash C: [X]moved to /jp/

>> No.19673203

>>19672632
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>> No.19673297

>>19673131
Pretty accurate.
Man I fucking hate general "culture".

>> No.19673371

/jp/ used to be the best board
now it's just a soulless husk

>> No.19673977

>>19672815
Much more concerning than the amount of bot-like posts in here is how the fuck there's suddenly this huge amount of normalfags all over the board. What the fuck happened to you, /jp/? At least they're told to fuck off or ignored about as often as they post.

>> No.19674021

>>19673977
>there's suddenly this huge amount of normalfags all over the board
This isn't exclusive to /jp/ but rather 4chan in general.

>> No.19674241

>>19673977
/jp/ always has been filled with "bot posts" ex. "character name! character name!!", "verbing with character name!". If you want to see some truly vile shit that adheres more to what you're describing I recommend going to /v/ for a day.

>> No.19674353

INITIATE MATING PRESS PROTOCOL
BEEP BOOP

>> No.19674512
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19674512

Satorin! Satorin!
Having nonconsensual sex with Satorin!

>> No.19674586
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>>19669087
It's nice having the same conversations every day if they're fun and feel nice. It feels good that nothing has to change. I wish nothing had to change anymore.

>> No.19674594

>>19673131
I still want to go back to 2011.

>> No.19674895

>>19674512
Ahh, impregnating Satorin against her will!
Making her sleep every night in the same bed where she was raped!

>> No.19674949
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19674949

I'm gonna put these bots out of commission.

>> No.19674953
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>>19674512
>>19674895
Leave her alone...! C'mon Satoriin let's get outta here!

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>>19674953
You filthy liar, you just want her all to yourself!

>> No.19675489

>>19675336
This.

I won't let you rape her before I do it first!
Aaaaaahh Satoriiiiiiiiiiii

>> No.19675543
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19675543

Satorin hates each and all of you! How will you make your disgusting behavior up for her?!

>> No.19675680
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>>19675336
What?! Of course I don't! I don't want her to be hurt...I might not be as strong as her, or have any special powers like her...but I'll give everything to protect her! I'll do it because...because I love her!

>>19675489
Leave her alone you r*pist!

>>19675543
Not me though right...?

>> No.19676186

>>19673977
People realized that the NEETs (mostly people roleplaying as NEETs, really) were even more cancerous than most normalfags and ditched that culture onto the spinoffs.

>> No.19676204

>>19676186
How so?

>> No.19676252
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19676252

I want that fantasy dream again.

>> No.19676302

I had fun during 2011. When I think back on it, it makes me happy.

>> No.19676343
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>>19675680
>because I love her!
Love is a beautiful thing, anon, and you're very brave to be willing to protect her at all costs.
But you sound like you'd be useless in a fight, so if you really want to help her, the best you can do is give her some contraceptive pills, and a bottle of lube so it doesn't hurt too much. Although I'd make sure that it really hurts for her. I want to hear her screams and see her pretty face in tears.

>>19675543
>Satorin hates each and all of you!
That only makes it hotter for me. The thought of Satorin having her first time forcefully taken, and having her tiny little immature womb filled with the semen of the person she hates most in the world really turns me on!

>> No.19676445

>>19676204
It degenerated into discord-tier blogging about everyone's daily life.

>> No.19676455

>>19676445
How is that any different from normalfags?

>> No.19676495
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19676495

>>19676445
Is that how it ended? I remember it being nice during the time I was here before. Getting up and coming to /jp/ and talking about our 2hu fantasies and how nice it would be if we could do this or that with them, it never felt boring for some reason. It was escapism all the time that didn't feel bad or lonely, because we engaged in it together. Being able to do that unhindered, all day every day, living comfortably was the dream.

>> No.19676572
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>>19676343
You...how could you say something so cruel and hurtful and awful?! For someone who understands this feeling, the beauty of love, to still talk about doing something so horrible...it's evil! Pure, disgusting, nauseating evil what I would expect from anywhere else but here! I might not be strong, it's true...but in that moment my body and soul will be dedicated completely to protecting her and defeating you! All the limiters are off! With this feeling close to my heart...I know there's no way I will lose! My heart is on fire!! And even if you do defeat me, she and the beings who love her...they're all much stronger than I am! They have the power to protect her! With that, I know you will never reach her...!
So please, if you understand this feeling that has overtaken me, this overwhelming love and desire to keep something precious to you safe...please, just leave us alone! Leave Satoriin alone...!

>> No.19676573

>>19676455
Normalfags, at least the ones with any sense of self-awareness (which is most of them, since that's most posters) have social outlets IRL so they don't feel the need to blog about all their dumb life shit in /jp/ all day. If you get some sort of "normalfag story" it's usually because it was relevant in some way to an actual topic. When it's completely gratuitous even other normalfags well tell them to fuck off with their blog shit.

The "NEET club" in /jp/, by which I'm referring to a group of incestuous blogging faggots who treated /jp/ like it was their personal blog rather than actual NEETs, acted like they had some sort of divine right to post about what they had for breakfast in /jp/, and retaliated with mass shitposting whenever anyone had the audacity to say or do something about it.

>>19676495
I have some fond memories of that old culture, but I also remember it falling apart. Whether I remember correctly I can't say. All of it, whatever it was, is long behind us now.

>> No.19676650
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>>19676573
I don't remember it falling apart. Maybe that was after I left, or maybe I blocked it out or I'm remembering only the good parts. But that's a shame, it makes me sad to hear. The /jp/ in my mind gave up the 3D world a long time ago, it spends the day dreaming about being in Gensokyo and drinking tea its favorite 2hu. It's a time I remember fondly and a kind of life that I still keep close to my heart. If what you're saying, that the falling apart is gone now, then that's a good thing. Things don't feel all that different from what I remember, although I haven't been here again for very long. Maybe it's only the threads that I've been to. It's been close enough to make me feel happy and nostalgic, at least.

>> No.19676668

>>19676650
Consider yourself lucky you didn't have to experience the awful phases of /jp/ and can still enjoy it today.

>> No.19676685

>>19676668
Around what time period did that happen? Are you enable to enjoy it, even if things have gotten better somewhat now?

>> No.19676830
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>>19676572
A man moved by love really is something impressive, but just like this burning love of yours powers your soul and body, my desire to make Satorin mine powers my body and soul just as much.
Maybe you'll be able to beat me, but what if you can't and just end up terribly wounded? Imagine how much Satorin would suffer when seeing you in so much pain. Do you really want to make her go through that? Maybe she'd prefer to be raped rather than seeing you risk your own life.
And even if you do defeat me, would that really make her happy?
Satorin has been the head of the family for many years, but she's still a girl and wants to be treated like one. She's a huge masochist, and even if she doesn't realize yet - or can't be honest with herself -, deep down, she wants to be someone's property. Search your feelings, Anon, you know it to be true.
You seem like a kind man with conviction and lots of love for her, but it's clear that you see her as superior to you. Satori doesn't need yet another servant, she needs a man that'll use her body to remind her she's a woman.

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>>19676830
I don't care what happens to me if I can protect her! Of course I don't want her to suffer, but if it's to protect her, it can't be helped! As long as she's safe, it'll be okay...knowing something so awful is happening to someone I love is worse than anything that can be done to my body, it's better like this. Even if I do fall, even with this resolve flowing through me...Okuu, Orin, everyone...they'll stop you for sure! But knowing she cared that much about me back, it would be enough for me to make sure I can come back to her when she's safe to tell her I'm okay! Keeping that feeling in my heart, I know there's no way something so evil could be allowed to happen!
And don't say such awful things about her, she isn't perverted like that...but if it's true that she needs someone she feels is strong to hold her, who she feels she can let go and trust everything to and lean on for a while...a man who loves her, instead of just a servant...then, I can be that for her! I love her enough to change any part of me into what she'd need...! Through magic or dedication, I'll make myself stronger and more dominant if that's what she wants deep down! I'll make her safe and happy no matter what! I'll do it because, superior or not, I love her! So please, just leave us alone...!

>> No.19677048

I wish roleplayers would all get AIDS and fucking die jesus christ
bring back Japan/General

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>>19677048
I'm sorry...I got a little heated, I didn't think it would turn into this. This is just the strength of my feelings for Satoriin.

>> No.19677151

>>19676650
>>19676495
People are really like this? Sounds unhealthy, like those people who take Tulpas seriously unhealthy. I like escapism, but I like being in this world because I can escape into a variety of games and manga and anime instead of just crying about how I can't go to Gensokyo all day.

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>>19677151
Well, yeah. That's the attitude I remember, at least. People still play games and watch anime and read manga and maybe collect fumos and onaholes or something too, but a big part of it is the escapism. Being a NEET and living that life all day every day in peace, playing games and dreaming about Gensokyo, it's a golden dream that I still hold onto. It comforted me while I was away.
I remember when everyone started talking about tulpas too. It's a shame they got talked about so much that the idea became hated on /x/ and places.

>> No.19677578

what's the point of coming to a board you're not familiar with just to post meta

>> No.19677682

>>19675543
Pin her down and rape her tenderly, kissing her neck and chest as I slowly ravage her pussy.

>> No.19681053

>>19677578
what's the point of taking anything seriously in a meta thread?

>> No.19681468

>>19677142
Your feelings couldn't rouse a sleeping wolf on codeine if we hooked an airhorn electronically to a machine measuring the output of your medula.

>> No.19681481

non-autistic posts are banned since 2013

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>>19681468

>> No.19684231
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19684231

/jp/, /jp/, only you and me
Living together in a mansion drinking delicious tea
Just close your eyes, and step forward into fantasy
Forget your troubles and take it easy!

>> No.19684267
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19684267

/jp/, /jp/, we are finally free!
Being alone is only lonely if you want it to be
Staying in lucid delusion for an eternity...
The clouds are slipping away, so please have a nice day!

Everything will be okay...

>> No.19685923
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19685923

this thread in a nutshell

>> No.19685967

>>19685923
That's funny.

>> No.19685998

>>19685923
/jp/sies are vicious Spore creatures??

>> No.19686333

>>19681468
Please be nice to Kagerou, she needs her sleep!

>> No.19686365

>>19685998
I was originally going to use Berserk's apostles, but i thought that Spore monsters fit the situation much more.

>> No.19686503

>>19685923
K-Kono yaro...

>> No.19686503,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>19673131
cringe

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