I'm trying to get Rumia on a healthier diet, do you have any advice?

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Anonymous Sat Sep 1 23:03:30 2018 No.19798736 [Reply] [Original]

I'm trying to get Rumia on a healthier diet, do you have any advice?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 1 23:05:26 2018 No.19798748 >>19798736 Start using gauntlets, or she may "accidentally" bite a couple of your fingers off when you feed her some broccoli.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 01:44:44 2018 No.19799532 File: 173 KB, 542x732, 56256659_p1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19798736 Rumia probably eats healthier than you do. She's clearly not overweight or anything.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 04:20:18 2018 No.19799945 >>19798736 Make sure she only eats healthy thin humans. Fat, sick, or mentally ill humans are bad for her.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 07:11:37 2018 No.19800526 >>19799945 What if she enjoys junk food and wants to eat fat /jp/ virgin NEETs?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 08:01:19 2018 No.19800679 >>19800526 Sounds like a great business idea, think of how many NEETs would pay to be eaten by a cute little girl...

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 14:09:01 2018 No.19802530 >>19800526 Then you need teach her that junk food is bad for her. If she wants to grow up properly, she needs to learn what kind of people she can eat.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 14:14:25 2018 No.19802571 >>19800679 Indeed. Hell, considering that they won't need that money anyway once they're dead. You can pretty much charge them whatever you want.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 14:15:00 2018 No.19802573 File: 855 KB, 2000x3305, rumrum.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] im thinking excessive amounts of daily semen should settle her cravings for human meat

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 14:19:37 2018 No.19802595 >>19802573 She's not a succubus, anon. She's a pure Youkai girl, she doesn't need your dick expect as more flesh to eat.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 14:21:27 2018 No.19802605 >>19802595 she is pure, that is why she isn't aware that she can get plenty of human DNA from other sources than meat

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 14:23:52 2018 No.19802618 >>19802605 She doesn't need Human DNA to survive though. Just your delicious nutritious flesh. Preferably while you're still alive.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 14:30:05 2018 No.19802679 File: 78 KB, 623x928, 123qwerqweqwe123123.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19802618 well she will have to settle and control herself if she wants this relationship be healthy semen + couple of burgs should quench her thirst for human flesh

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 2 14:35:36 2018 No.19802705 >>19802679 She doesn't want a healthy relationship, she just wants you resting peacefully inside her stomach. Happily serving your role as her natural prey.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 07:34:51 2018 No.19808197 File: 91 KB, 847x1200, 1531685448525.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 4 00:42:15 2018 No.19813311 File: 289 KB, 800x800, 1418979470076.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19802573

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 4 19:41:35 2018 No.19818422 >>19813311 Was ist verboten?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 5 02:36:13 2018 No.19820767 File: 100 KB, 850x1120, 1531690178928.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 5 02:37:07 2018 No.19820770 >>19820767 god i wish that was me

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 6 01:19:28 2018 No.19826458 File: 466 KB, 606x900, 68126093_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 6 01:19:47 2018 No.19826459 >>19802618 Scary

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 6 01:26:02 2018 No.19826485 >>19820770 Rumia or the meat pile?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 6 14:47:54 2018 No.19829650 File: 353 KB, 526x700, 45827127_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 6 14:48:09 2018 No.19829651 >>19826485 The meat pile obviously

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 6 15:16:38 2018 No.19829779 File: 347 KB, 1000x1400, rumia ring gag.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19813311 She seems in to it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 6 23:09:27 2018 No.19832064 File: 545 KB, 400x400, 1536273272445.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Will carrots help her vision

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 6 23:24:21 2018 No.19832131 File: 499 KB, 883x1120, 1509017884396.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Lumia is very cute

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 6 23:41:19 2018 No.19832194 >>19832131 Muh.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 6 23:58:43 2018 No.19832263 File: 1.41 MB, 1478x1034, 70574166_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 7 13:26:10 2018 No.19835838 if I promise to lure other humans into the woods so Rumia can eat them, would she be my friend?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 7 13:29:37 2018 No.19835853 >>19798736 How about "don't kill her/him?"

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 7 13:31:11 2018 No.19835863 >>19832131 I don't think this kind of "censoring" is gonna save you...

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 7 14:23:06 2018 No.19836199 >>19802573 >>19802595 fun fact : the first organs scavenger eats are the eyes and the mellow parts, wich includes the guts and the genitals she would literraly eat your guts and dick

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 7 14:27:21 2018 No.19836233 >>19798736 This counts as bullying, you know.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 7 14:34:31 2018 No.19836272 >>19836233 So does eating humans.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 7 14:46:46 2018 No.19836326 >>19836199 Rumia isn't a scavenger though.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 7 19:53:23 2018 No.19838028 >>19798736 If you think she needs more veggies, tell her to eat vegans

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 7 19:57:49 2018 No.19838056 >>19836233 >This counts as bullying You're not the law.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 8 02:20:06 2018 No.19840224 >>19838056 Yes I am

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 8 11:48:40 2018 No.19843030 >>19840224 Eiki pls

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 8 19:03:41 2018 No.19845932 File: 1.18 MB, 1204x1700, 1536024875975.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Look at how fat she's getting

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 8 19:04:36 2018 No.19845935 >>19845932 pregnant with my children!

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 08:29:59 2018 No.19849610 File: 75 KB, 608x900, __rumia_touhou_drawn_by_kugelschreiber__5b50a5f5444ae3574bac240696a47bf4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19845935 It's Pregnant Rumia time!

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 08:39:46 2018 No.19849671 File: 200 KB, 693x800, 1527418211429.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19798748

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 14:06:26 2018 No.19851568 >>19849610 are you sure she just didn't eat someone?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 14:17:41 2018 No.19851638 >>19851568 She did, but with her lower mouth.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 18:34:33 2018 No.19853062 >>19851638 Ah, so she unbirths people.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 18:35:36 2018 No.19853074 >>19836272 It's just nature, anon. It's no more bullying than a wolf eating a sheep. If anything, more Humans being eaten by a natural predator would make the world a better place.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 9 23:46:37 2018 No.19854480 >>19851638 Unbirth is okay-tier

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 10 18:08:47 2018 No.19859188 >>19849610 >>19851568 She's pregnant and ate someone.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 10 18:32:05 2018 No.19859272 >>19853074 Go away, filthy youkai, this is a board for humans.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 10 23:46:12 2018 No.19860940 File: 1.35 MB, 1500x1748, 1431042701651.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Sssh, Rumia is sleeping

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 10 23:55:24 2018 No.19860978 >>19860940 So molestable...

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 11 13:47:21 2018 No.19864663 File: 111 KB, 983x844, 1427001374237.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19860978 Molest at own risk

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 11 21:34:24 2018 No.19867135 >>19799532 >Eats people whole and still not fat Does she just take massive shits? Do all of the yokai take massive shits?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 11 22:05:34 2018 No.19867299 File: 102 KB, 850x910, be7b9ec1a.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19798736 force feeding is a good start.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 12 06:26:13 2018 No.19869182 >>19859272 I'm a Human! I just think Youkai should be allowed to eat whoever they want without consequences.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 12 06:27:16 2018 No.19869187 >>19867135 Considering how stupid she is, I doubt she eats more than one human every year.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 12 06:28:22 2018 No.19869192 >>19867135 You are now imagining tiny Rumia sitting on the toilet and taking a poop the size of her own forearm.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 12 13:17:25 2018 No.19871366 >>19869182 I'm not sure what's worse, youkai, or youkai apologists

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 13 01:14:28 2018 No.19875409 >>19798736 Maybe some candy?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 13 05:13:26 2018 No.19876402 >>19871366 Youkai apologists. There is nothing worse than misanthropy.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 13 05:20:24 2018 No.19876434 File: 184 KB, 630x723, 1507522524754.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19871366 >>19876402 Humans are garbage and Youkai are master race.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 13 05:23:07 2018 No.19876440 >>19876434 I want to breed with youkai and have genetically superior half-blood offspring

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 13 05:24:38 2018 No.19876444 File: 355 KB, 780x720, 1430869540657.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19876440 Verboten

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 13 05:30:03 2018 No.19876458 File: 758 KB, 719x1000, 3F9F1050-8F15-4A13-B40A-8215A68371D6.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19876444 too late!!!!!!

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 13 05:38:12 2018 No.19876478 File: 475 KB, 900x873, 1527395426601.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19876434 Youkai are one nuke away from becoming history. If Gensokyo wasn't created, they'd either be extinct or have become sex slaves by now.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 13 05:44:02 2018 No.19876497 File: 332 KB, 1920x1295, 1429644979640.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to befriend Rumia and lead people away from the village so she can eat them!

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 13 05:55:44 2018 No.19876537 >>19876434 A "master race" wouldn't have found itself confined to Gensokyo.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 13 05:56:47 2018 No.19876542 >>19876440 That's disgusting, anon. >>19876497 And that's just evil.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 13 06:01:50 2018 No.19876562 File: 329 KB, 991x567, 1428462544745.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19876542 >And that's just evil. There's nothing evil about it, I'm just giving her gifts!

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 13 06:02:36 2018 No.19876566 >>19876562 By encouraging and assisting her with murder.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 13 06:08:33 2018 No.19876592 File: 130 KB, 1020x793, 1429643357185.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19876566 Only sometimes

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 13 06:35:40 2018 No.19876687 >>19876592 That sometimes is already too much.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 13 06:58:15 2018 No.19876733 >>19867299 She looks sad here, and I don’t like that at all

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 13 12:33:19 2018 No.19878391 >>19876497 Rumia's pantyhose!

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 13 17:18:50 2018 No.19879367 File: 262 KB, 498x777, 1414810561253.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19876478 >>19876537 t. dinner

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 13 18:01:13 2018 No.19879523 >>19879367 t. dumb youkai apologist.

Anonymous Thu Sep 13 18:27:41 2018 No.19879601
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>>19879367
Humans used to be dinner for a lot of things.
Nowadays, we keep those things in zoos. Youkai will be no different if they ever set foot out of their nature reserve.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 13 19:12:56 2018 No.19879770 >>19879601 >if they ever set foot out of their nature reserve. They, or at least Yukari, are already doing that. It's only a matter of time before somebody notices and puts a very permanent stop to it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 13 20:17:55 2018 No.19880055 >>19879770 t. grimdark faggot yukari protects the balance, she is not looking for youkai supremacy. she is a sage sworn to keep the balance in gensokyo. if she were to step out of line then kasen and okina and mystery 4th sage would have to BTFO her.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 13 21:44:14 2018 No.19880308 File: 694 KB, 720x960, 1507034171489.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19880055 Yukari is Okina's bitch and they both know it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 10:28:45 2018 No.19883079 >>19880055 I don't even necessarily disagree. But Yukari does frequently leave Gensokyo to steal outsiders.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 10:32:32 2018 No.19883098 >>19883079 What does she do with those stolen outsiders?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 11:01:20 2018 No.19883260 File: 1.89 MB, 1900x9645, 1536937280173.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19883098

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 15:38:43 2018 No.19884661 >>19883098 She sends them to Gensokyo to die. Or she keeps them around her home until she gets bored of them and eats them. >>19883260 Not like this. I imagine Ran butchers and cooks them.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 18:19:39 2018 No.19885478 >>19883079 Outsiders are not protected under Gensokyo laws. You didn't disagree with me, you brought up something completely unrelated.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 20:59:27 2018 No.19886284 File: 69 KB, 274x584, 1527223765277.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >she sees your [ ]

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 21:14:58 2018 No.19886382 File: 928 KB, 1024x768, 1428468849517.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19886284 Delete this, Rumia is pure

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 14 21:31:37 2018 No.19886480 File: 687 KB, 1275x1800, 536.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19886382 You are right, Rumia is very pure, that why she love everybody.

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