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Maids are olev

>>19913695
This thread came first so this is the right one, right?

>>19913730
It also didn't fuck up the embeds, so I guess so.

So how about those robots people in the last thread were building?

>>19913695
>Oh man, my beads!
>It's gonna take forever to pick them all up!

>>19913730
If I have to choose between Onis and Spiders, I'm gonna go with the alcoholic Demons.

>>19913695
Is that a motherfucking Nazi reference?

>>19913802
No it's a reference to last thread talking about a breakdancing hip-hop Yeti.
Also Kefka

>tfw you will nevet be offered up as a "sacrifice" by the Pharaoh to Sobek
>she'll never show you that she's just as much a fertility goddess as Hathor

>>19913843
I want to be adopted by an Apophis so I can go around calling myself The Chosen Son of Set.

>>19913843
How would KC sobek differ from a lizardman?

>>19913878
They uhh, live in the water.

>>19913843
This never stops looking like a feral Froppy

>>19913883
I meant appearance wise, they'd probably be a sub-species of lizardman with how similar they'd look.
All i can think of is a fat tail, webbed feet, trademark eyes, and sharp teeth.

I still wanna penetrate a fairy.

>>19913776
What about an alcoholic spider demon?

>Be me
>Be retarded depressed and a NEET
>the holy trinity of the basement dweller
>Live with my parents
>One day something happens
>I hear a knock at the door, and because no one else was home, i had to open it
>The first thing that happened was a wave of both shock and awe went through me as i looked at a beautiful woman wearing a maid outfit
>I was dumbfounded, but before i could even get a chance to ask her anything or even check and see if i was dreaming, her body slammed to the ground
>I panicked and quickly picked her up
>I ran to the couch and placed her there and before i could get a chance to get a phone and call 911, i noticed something
>She had feathers peaking from her sleeves
>I was about to just assume maybe she had a pet bird or something until i noticed her tail
>My jaw was practically unhinged when i realized what she was
>But that's impossible
>There's no fucking way Monster Girls are real
>I didn't know what to do
>I was just standing there, staring at a unconscious, what i assumed was a kikimora, like an idiot, brain practically imploding on itself
>Until i slowly drew my hand to my arm and bit down on my bottom lip
>I nearly tore a chunk of skin off and screamed though my teeth
>This couldn't be happening
>It was all just fiction, right
>There's no way this was real
>That's when i heard something
>"Please, water"
>she spoke so faintly that one would be forgiven for not noticing
>But i did
>I nearly had a heart attack when i heard her speak in english with a slight accent from what i heard from those short words
>I don't know what I even expected from a real life Monster Girl
>But before i started thinking too hard, her words finally register and i ran over to the water cooler and grabbed a random cup
>filling the cup half way, i quickly made it back to the kiki, nearly tripping over myself
>While i was getting some water, she managed to get herself up enough so she wouldn't choke
>I slowly handed her the glass
>she took it with a small "Thank you"
>As i watched her take the cup and slowly get it to her lips, i realized it was the cup that i had used just a few minutes earlier that day
>But before i could get her to stop
>She took a sip


Honestly don't know how this will come out. Hopefully i didn't fuck up this one too bad with spelling and grammatical errors. Don't know if i'll even continue this. I just liked thinking about situations where a single (Both ways) Monster Girl would come to our world.

Tell me something nice about your monstergirl waifu anon, It doesn't have to be anything specific, maybe some detail you think about a lot or just something small you'd like to share.

>>19913993
She likes divebombing into lakes and catching fish with her mouth.

>>19913993
She is nice for sticking with me even when I’m such a horrible being

>>19913993
She mocks and bullies me for being weak, but at the end of the day, she still calls me her mate and i couldn't be any happier.

>>19913937
I bet she has shaggy, unkempt hair and fur.

I'm going to take the half a day long journey from my village to her cave to give her a brushing!

>>19914010
Does she berate you for letting yourself get raped so easily?

>"Mamano-bigtittyus, your mind's now libidinous.
>Nah, just fucking with you Anon. This is actually a spell that makes it so you can't acclimate to stimulation.
>The upside is that you'll never chase the dragon or get bored of simple pleasures.
>As for the downside, I'll let you find the situation for that."

>>19914039
Sorcerous wench, vex me no more!

>>19913993
My heart would melt every time she nuzzles her way into my lap no matter what i might be occupied with.

>>19913993
She's been working on her legs. I imagine it must be quite painful for her since she's used to just being a mass, but I'm touched from the thought (even if she looks like a horror version of those pin-ups you see on the side of WW2 era bomber planes).

>>19913993
A Cereal Rapist.

>>19913993
She puts on frilly outfits she secretly bought on a whim when she thinks I'm not around because she doesn't think they match her muscular body

>>19914030
Yes, she even mocks me for being so easy to Hold hands with

>>19913967
Good idea but horrible execution
Either fully commit to writing a greentext, or do actual prose on paste. An in-between like this is a chore to read especially when basically nothing is said.


>>19913993
In theory she's extremely powerful enough so to be worshipped, but she absolutely has no idea how to use her power nor does she care to learn so in practice she's just as week as any common monster girl.

>>19914185
>Good idea but horrible execution
>Either fully commit to writing a greentext, or do actual prose on paste. An in-between like this is a chore to read especially when basically nothing is said.
Thanks, i'll keep this in mind if and or when i try writing something. Do you have any more tips and or advice?

>>19914203
1. Don't write in 2nd person
2. Don't call your characters "anon"
With these simple rules you'll go far.

>>19913993
I think I’ve said this before, but the wife is actually a huge nerd for criminal-dramas and cop-esque shows. She also is super talented when it comes to identifying forgeries of any kind! Hope you don’t mind a couple daughteru facts too. The large mouse, aside from being really into track and volleyball, also really loves theater! Though she’s not too great at it though. And the dormouse loves to sing, and would totally have her own little YouTube channel where she posts all of her covers of anime songs.

>>19914205
>1. Don't write in 2nd person
Well, luckily other then in small greentexts, i don't really care for the 2nd person.
>2. Don't call your characters "anon"
Why would this be a problem?

>tfw you will never make a lilim heart-pupil
These are truly sad times

>>19914212
>Why would this be a problem?
If you can't see why then there's no hope for you. Good luck, man.

>>19914215
>If you can't see why then there's no hope for you. Good luck, man.
It's not like i would call my characters anon, i was just curious.

>>19914218
What if your story is about the mysterious hero "Anon" whose uncredited endeavors have saved many a bachelor?

>>19914225
I guess it would be a bit confusing.

>>19914230
Or stories about the thin, faceless man in a suit known only as "Anonymous" who lives as some sort of ghostly meme.
Young monster girls invoke him with obscure videos at midnight, or stare through the viewfinder of their camera hoping to catch him at the edge of the woods.

>Nacha wife wakes up one morning to find mamono mana has changed her perfect loli form into a voluptuous shortstack to match her husband's tastes
How many bite marks should he expect to get from her?

>>19914254
>How many bite marks should he expect to get from her?
Not any less then 10 placed in such a way that anyone who just looks at him can tell he's already taken.

>>19914254
Also expect a lot of angry paizuri where she berates you for being such a breast-obsessed pervert.

>>19914306
>"What a disgusting pig you are. You weren't content with just being a filthy lolicon, but you also had to ruin my body with all of this fat on my chest and ass. I'm gonna make you regret giving me these whorish udders by wringing you dry with them. I won't stop even if you beg me while you're shooting out dust, you rotting scumbag."
Why is it that monster girls verbally berating a man while doing loving couple things is so hot?

It's just completely impossible to win against them, isn't it?
Every time I make headway on my grand weapon to purge our realm clean of demonic taint, my assistant starts pawing at my dick.

>>19914395
We are all monsters over here, if we looked like we should not even them would love us

>>19914395
>Anon is a bloodthirsty wizard who wishes to get rid of all monsters
>He can't make a single ounce of progress because of his Witch apprentice
>He somehow hasn't yet realized that she is a monster

Which Lovecraftian monster is the next that you want to see being turned into waifu material by KC?

>>19914528
Mi-go?

>>19914528
Cthylla as a counter part to Lilims as in they are all daughters of Chtulhu.

>>19913993
I have an old, kinda beat up leather jacket that was given to me by someone I cared about very much. They are no longer with us. It is my most prized possession, and I am very protective of it. I wore it through the last five winters I spent alone.

Now she wears it.

>>19914542
Damn dude. What species?

>>19914554
Tundranubis. You need a good jacket up here.

>>19914557
I see. I am now imagining a fluffy Anubis dressed up like Starman.

>>19914570
It's long, heavy, loose-fitting and has fur lining around the collar. It looks big even on me. She's not that much shorter than me but for her it's almost a trench coat.

There's no cool emblem on the back though, I'm afraid.

>>19914528
I'm surprised there's no cthulhu or dagon yet.

>>19913806
>breakdancing hip-hop Yeti

Please tell me she dresses like one of those cool 90's breakdancer girls.

>>19914528
It's harder to do the Elder gods rather than normal species, but I'd love to see Deep Ones, even if they're just an off-shoot of Sahaguin. Same with Elder Things, but no idea how to translate those...

>>19914596
>no cool emblem on the back though
You could always add one yourself.

>>19914599
Chtulhu will be an individual who we won't see unless KC eventually does the God World Guide he talked about in a Q&A.
He even refers to Chaos species as "Chtulhu girls" since Chtulhu is the main Demon of Chaos.

>>19914648
How is that?

>>19914670
Well there's the modified martial arts uniforms, the punk rock jackets and ripped jeans, super baggy pants and tube tops, or just a sports bra and hot pants that show their abs and sweet legs.

Couple that with either crazy fluffy hair or a big knit hat for when they need to spin on their heads. Long dreadlocks were pretty common in that scene at the time too.

>>19914682
>super baggy pants and tube tops, or just a sports bra and hot pants that show their abs and sweet legs.
I'll take one of each!

>>19914658
Atlach-Nacha is pretty much a lower Elder God and he did her without making her seem overpowered or too different.

>>19914686
Yeah, something like pic related. Gotta have the midriff showing and the baggy pants. I feel like it would really suit a yeti.

>>19914695
forgot image

>>19914700
So someone drawing this hip-hop Yeti?

>>19914706
I dunno man, I can't draw. I just wanted to talk about weird urban fashion on monster girls.

>>19914712
Doesn't have to be you, but there's surely someone out there who can draw.
And Alp if you're reading this don't bother.

>>19914700
I want to attend Hip-Hop Yeti's dance class.

>>19914716
Her classroom is the streets, fool.

>>19914720
Word.

>>19914722
Radical!

Now I'm imagining hip hop yeti doing all sorts of elaborate spins and flips and lucha shit to rapidly hug anons from multiple angles.

>>19914729
Hip-hop Yeti vs Capoiera Apsara!

>>19914732
The background music alone would be amazing.

>>19914733
I have no ear for music, someone else choose the battle theme.

>>19914737
>hip hop Yeti and Capoeira Apsara staring each other down from across the cardboard to this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZruSn8JqGpY

>>19914732
Capoeira kakuens, a Kakueira if you will.

>>19914729
Leave it to a rough street Yeti from the hood to hug a man without permission!

>>19914214
Where do you get these new lilim pics?

>>19914791
.Less likes to draw losenis' lilims.

>>19914814
Whih he'd draw more of the other lilims
If only so we can stop seeing that one Selene pic.

>>19914733
I want to be the husband of hip hop Yeti who puts the cassette tape in the boombox so she can work it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v= wipr12ZmBfw

>>19913993
She still sleeps with her teddy bear and so do I and we're gonna give them both to our daughteru when she's born.

>strong fairy knight who is actually a war veteran of human wars
>His Titania queen is the only thing that keeps his crippling ptsd and sleepless nights suppressed
>Has to sleep in the same bed as her every night.

Titanias are great for healing. Fairly realms in general must be a great place to get a peace of mind.

>>19913993
She sometimes breathes fire while sleeping.

>>19915040
Cute, he has a new family, with lots of Fairy daughters to protect from the ravages of war!

>>19913993
She is really professional. She might seem too stern and cold, but she is actually really loving.

>>19914769
Charon, bad!

I don't like high society
Give me a hobo kiki over any vampire

>>19915176
>hobo kiki
Even a Kiki with out a home would be able to find the sense to build herself a shelter from materials in a forest.

>>19915176
>I don't like high society
Well Church & State is obviously superior but High Society was still a very good story arc, objectively speaking.

>>19915187
Kikis are too strong. No matter what happens, somehow they always know how to come out on top.

>>19915176
There's no such thing as a hobo kiki, they always find a home to be the maid for
>grumpy dragon girl living in the mountains alone in a cave
>she wakes up one morning to find all her treasure neatly arranged and cleaned
>a kiki is dusting the floor in the corner
>she explains that she's the dragon's new maid

>>19915321
YOU
DO NOT
TOUCH
HER STUFF
No seriously, it looks like a mess but it isn't, she knows exactly where everything is, she's got a system.

>>19915325
>>19915321
Sounds like the start of a sitcom.

>>19915382
>KIKI!
>Yes'm?
>Where's the Urn of Sacred Ashes?
>In the den, ma'am
>The den?
>The feng shui demanded it, ma'am
>Whatever, go open it up and make me my cocoa
>Cocoa ma'am?
>What else would I keep in a sacred urn?
>cue laughtrack

Do they float?

>>19915402
Yes Georgie, they float. They ALL float.

>>19915390
That sounds horrible anon, you should feel bad.

>>19915446
You said shitcom, right?

>>19915402
Sweet floats. Be careful with those who have a matango harem.

>>19915404

>>19915402
>Ice cream float monster girl when

>>19915176
>not being a nobleman with two kiki maids and one vampire wife
>one kiki is mature and motherly with a body to match
>the other is younger and more shy
>Vampire wife is your typical haughty vampire noble + a little tsundere-ish
>not going full ham with fertility enhancers and impregnating your wife and maids to create a large household

Step it up

>>19915382
>some studio decides to make a monster girl anime
>slice of life with a kiki maid and grumpy dragon
>has a good odd couple sitcom feeling to it
I want this now

>>19915569
>not going a step further and making your Kiki maids undead so they aren't out of place in an Undead girls castle/mansion

>>19915613
Hey now I am as much the castle's owner as my wife

>>19915569
>cheating on your wife with your maids
Disgusting.

>>19915638
It's called a harem.

>>19915638
>not wanting a trio of Undead qts

>>19915613
>>19915674
To add: having them stay living is better because then your wife can sip on them from time to time for some extra lewd threesomes/foursomes ect ect

Also warmth

>>19915699
> then your wife can sip on them from time
She only needs a sip from me though.

>>19915715
She would prefer her husband for sure

>>19915715
Sure but it's fun to sip on the other girls too.

Random idea.

>A man, who happens to be traveling, confessed to a fairy in a disastrous world.
>Being a fairy, she doesn't understand how serious the man was so she just treats as some random everyday fun thing.
>The man wanted the fairy to understand love while the fairy just wanted to have fun so they went on a journey.
>Slowly the fairy began learning the complex feelings that humans have, guilt, sadness, anger, jealousy, greed, sympathy, accomplishment, trust and many more.
>Although she does not fully understand love yet.
>At the climax of the journey, the man sacrificed to protect the fairy. Just the small 'unimportant' fairy.
>This made the fairy came into realization how much she loved the man and cried until she was unable to muster out her tears.


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>>19915758
Sorry, I meant to write
>sacrifice himself

>software updates makes your automaton more buggy

>>19914732
Hip Hop Yeti is stuck in the 90s, I bet she mains Eddie in Tekken 3 and wears slap bracelets

Grelia got a thing.
https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=70769918

>>19915868
I'm happy the Baphomets are getting so much love.

>>19915758
Their innocence must be protected!

>>19915919
Mindbroken fairies are the best. Even more so despaired fairies.

Bit of a weird question, is anyone else getting no results when searching the MGE tags by Latest on twitter?

>>19915856
Tekken 3 had Gon in it. What kind of girl would best dinosaur be?

>>19915951
CEASE. The fairy knight will stop you!

but first the fairy knight must battle his inner demons from his troubled past

>>19915971
I wish I had it in me to write of such creatures.

>man joins the military right out of high school
>ends up in the special forces of "country's" military
>sees and does countless horrific acts over the next 6 years and eventually breaks under the pressure
>same year that the portals open and mamono flood our world
>Valkyrie finds him and discovers he's her destined hero
>but he's already been broken down by all the horrors of war
>cut to intense love and healing and rebuilding him into a hero of the new world

>>19915977
>His inner demons starts manifesting the titania's realm as dark creatures from him being too close to her all the time.

ONE MAN
MUST DEFEND HIS NEW HOME
FROM HIS OWN DEMONS

He has to come to terms with his past

Anyone like War Thunder?

>>19915995
Inside of his HEART
A DARKNESS
And a LIGHT

>>19915971
gonna set off fireworks and set off his night terrors

>>19915995
Titania pretty boring.
Normal are better.

>>19916005
Well I was kinda just continuing on this >>19915040 I guess

>>19914214
A heart-pupiling lilim truly is a sight to behold

>>19916088
Today I have helped create an idea that resulted in something beautiful being born. Today was a good day.

>>19916088
Based drawfag, loving the body on that Yeti.

>>19914214
>>19914791
>>19914814
>>19914837
>>19916061
we need more lilim art

>>19916088
Damn street performers- hey get a job you bums!

>>19916154
Oh no! It's the crooked real-estate developer who wants to tear down the youth-center to make room for his baby-seal clubbing factory!

>>19916139
Worship the lilims!
Get nice buffs

>>19916154
>it was then anon learned the dangers of offending street dancers when they showed off their bunda dance

>>19915964
Only a Cheshire would be crazy enough to play Gon and spam his fart attack

>>19916166
I'm Canadian you insensitive prick, I'm just practicing my culture when I club baby seals.

>>19915998
Well I've got maybe 300h in total from a few years ago. Fun shit, but repetitive.

>>19916212
loli selkies are not for picking up in the club bathroom asshole

>>19916166
(Salivating Tanukis)

>>19915998
Had over 1k hours on it, then the cloud graphic update chopped my fps down to 20 maximum, so it turned unplayable. It was illegal amounts of fun to outplay scrubs in a 109 in simulator EC with the F4 and G2, and the way it worked it made the G6 actually useful as well.

Man, I'm still miffed.

>>19916301
Similar thing happened to me with World of Warships. Shame because I loved that game.

Gonna sell out my home city to a Lilim!

>>19916139
I wish other races had as many offprofile designs as Lilims do.

>>19916341
I don't think you have the authority to do that

https://i.imgur.com/8JOuQuX.png
https://i.imgur.com/gFabQge.png
https://i.imgur.com/a0D5k0A.png

Another set of sketch comms of the wives got finished! I'm a bit more of a fan of this set than the previous three I got from the artist, lookin forward to seeing the third set the artist throws at me.

>>19916413
Gonna give her information, open the gates and prostrate myself before her!

>>19916410
And I thought that art about lilim were not enough and scarce.

>>19916438
So it's treason then?

>>19916250
How did loli Selkies even get in? Did they bribe the bouncer with moonshine again?

>>19916410
Because Lilims are barely a race. Less than a hundred exist and as super powered vanilla succubus they are only special because they are daughters of the demon lord. They should have just been characters in the world guides like Druella was.

>>19916422
The Dormouse stands out to me the most out of that batch, she's a cute one.

>>19916466
Sabbath organization hands out fake ids

>>19916088
>that tummy

>>19916495
Well they better not talk to me or my drinking buddies, I don't want to end up on any Sabbath watch lists.

>>19916422
Why your large mouse wife has a dormouse daughter?

>>19916463
I do it out of my love for my home!

>>19916512
>glance at group of sabbath lolis
>Stare for a second wondering how the hell they got in the club
>Shrug it off and go back to drinking
>Somewhere in the corner of the club the lolis are marking you down in a note book
>Loli puts her hand up to her ear, activating her stealth radio
>"We got another one, move in and extract the target"

>>19916548
Silly little girls, I've been in this bar for two years, I know every nook and cranny. They'll never find me.

>>19916474
Agreed! It's kinda ironic she's the one with the most energetic pose, but it's hella cute.

>>19916527
I feel like a dingus for even typing this out, but the wife isn't an mge race. She's just kind of everything that I adore smooshed into a single mouse. Kind of like an echidna but her gacha-womb only puts out mice. Also hairless on the arms and legs because it makes her look kind of like a monkey whenever artists draw it on her.

>>19916596
I used to headcanon she was a normal mouse, but accidentally went to wonderland and came back like that.

>>19916596
Huh. So that's another daughteru dicker with a non-MGE waifu.

>>19914837
There is this doodle but I tends not to be posted as people don't really like chowder for various reasons.

There's this doodle but it tends to be ignored as people don't really like chowder for various reasons.

>>19916620
Kinda weird to have a headcanon for another guy's wife anon. And don't quote me on this one, but I thought girls going to wonderland just turned into their counterpart if they stayed there for too long. At least, if it's a species that has a wonderland sub-species/variant.

>>19916635
Where does she keep a sword that long?

>>19916640
Maybe she ate something weird there.

>>19916645
I would assume a lilim could just teleport it whenever she needed it or to store it away. Also squires

>>19916566
>They came out of nowhere
>A distant "oni-chan" and then they swarmed from each direction
>Knowing all the ins and outs of the bar you sneak out to the back room
>It's not the first time you've dodged a strange monsters advances
>As you breath a sigh of relief and return to your drink you suddenly see something pop out of the trash can
>Cute little familiar with stars in her eyes and the trash lid still on her head
>"Onniiii-chan! I found you hehe, now let me show you the deliiiiights of a little girl"
>Cut scene to the bouncers carrying out the sabbath girls after realizing some of the ID's were fake
>Familiar squirming in the arms of a big, buff oni bouncer while you laugh at the spectacle
>Familiar shoots you deadly glare that seems to erase all memory of her cute, innocent face from before
>"You think this is over oni-chan? You think you won you little shit!?"
>She spits on the ground
>"I know your face now, one search from the registries and I'll know where you live. Oh that's right, you're not safe, I'll be watching, your ass is mine oni-chan"
>Bouncer sets familiar on the ground suddenly unsure of how she should handle this
>Familiar slaps bouncers hands away before lighting a cigarette and taking one intimidating drag
>" Laugh it up, because I will find you and you WILL SUBMIT"
>Holy shit maybe you should move towns.

>>19916645
Beast has said that he intended for the greatsword to be a "Round 2" sort of thing.
Summoning a better weapon to show how serious she was about the fight.

>>19916697
Ah, hammer-space then.

>>19914254
I'd rather just have the wifey the way she way when I found her.

>>19916693
Funny thing about these bars is that you walk into the right stall in the men's room you could come out in a similar bar but in an entirely different part of MGC.

>>19916596
Oh so that's what the deal is. Makes a lot of sense when put it that way, nothing wrong with that either.

>>19916707
Succubus notes did say that mundane succubi could make personal dimensions so having that kind of storage for weapons is believable.
I think that's where the joke of Selene having UBW came from.

>>19916717
Going to the bathroom hammered and walking out to realize your in a wonderland bar must be an experience

>>19916166
It's going to take more than hugs to convince that real estate grump, they'll have to use the power of positivity, dance, and hugrape to save their Youth Center!

>>19916740
>stumble to your booth
>Bill looks kinda different...
>I say old bean, you look parched! Have a biscuit, there's a good sport!
>Whatever you say Bill...

>>19916729
Would it be better for Selene to have UBW or gate of the Babylon?

>>19916740
>accidentally turn up at the tough and mean mamono bar

>>19916768
>Juke Box comes to a halt
>Biker manticore looks up from pool table
>Oni's quit mid-fight and look up at you
>Hellhound bouncer cracks knuckles
>You gulp as you realize you're the only guy in here

>>19916758
UBW is better.
Selene having DE altered copies of legendary weapons would make sense.
We don't know how old she is, she could of seen a lot of fun weapons in action.

>>19916783
>Ruff Kobold in a cowboy hat glances up just slightly from her whiskey
>”...you just gonna stroll by without sayin’ howdy?”

>>19916793
I laughed way harder at this one than I should've

>>19916783
Though I really want to turn up at the dark elf club

>>19916783
Time to do the manliest thing. Will you order
A) Milk
B) Orange Juice
C) Chamomile Tea

>>19916729
>>19916758
>>19916785
The fuck is UBW?

>>19916800
I AM THE BONE OF MY SWORD

>>19916793
Sheriff Bonedoggle keeps these here parts decent enough, but even she needs to wet her whistle at the ol’ toughgal saloon!

>>19916802
STEEL IS MY BODY AND FIRE IS MY BLOOD

>>19916800
Fateshit

>>19916800
The Unlimited Blade Works
AKA weapons: the magical power.
The user can make a copy of any melee weapon he's seen.

>>19916807
>"These folks here may be rough round the edges, but they ain't so bad"
>"We keep the peace round here I tell you what"
>"Now anon, you come to my neck of the woods to stir up trouble? I reckon we might have t'do something bout that"

lilim are cute!

>>19916833
That sounds pretty broken.

>>19916842
I disagree

>>19916852
In fateshit, abilities range from simply getting shit done to awesome to utter bullshit.
UBW is middle ground compared to quite a few others
Seeing as this is a monster gil thread, have a greek catgirl

I never got into fate beyond prisma

>>19916928
That's fine
type moon's stuff is pretty wide so theres something for everyone
I never liked prisma myself, I kinda hate magical girls

Speaking of Fate, would you marry a dumb dragon?

>>19916968
Yes

>>19916968
I prefer her adult form

>>19916928
Good, Prisma is the best fate anyway

>>19916968
I would also marry a dumb zombie.

>>19916968
The only Fate girls I would marry are Illya and Kuro. I would also marry Len from Tsukihime.

>>19917107
Not even tamamo no mae?

>>19916758
They are both shit, so neither.

>>19917114
>Wanting to marry an evil spirit that proclaims herself your wife before literally having sex with someone else who threatens to kill you while Taamamo chuckles about it when you catch them

>>19917114
I never got why people were so obsessed with her. She is such a bland and boring generic type-moon character. She is pretty much if a committee tried to design the most generic moe bait waifu ever.

>>19917132
How are they both shit?

>>19917160
I honestly don't know shit about grand order so she is just a fox wife lookin chick to me.

>>19917104
Please, she's a flesh golem if anything.
For wifing and making fure you don't waste electricity

>>19916867
Opinion discarded

>>19917172
>fateshit
come on

>>19917193
I thought you actually had something join in with but fine.

>>19917186
Apparently she's a bit iffy in some places
The only version of her I heard people dont like is in the Dmdynasty warrior- clone game

>>19916635
What do we know about Selene outside of her battle craze?

Is it wrong that i want to trip onto Ryu-sama's robes at her shrine and accidentally pull them off, reaviling her huge breasts along with her killer six pack and muscles?

>Having a refined and regal dinner with your shoggoth waifu
>She’s been unusually strict and keeping a straight face this whole time
>Make a stupid joke to get her to lighten up
>The candelabra and the cutlery start laughing
>She collects them and throws them into the other room

>>19917271
Standard lilim stuff
She likes turning people into monsters but she has pointed out that she doesn't do it on a whim (Nadia being spur of the moment rage).
She has a thing about hard work and doing things personally.
She has urges to let the monster rise and sink cities in pleasure but resists doing Lescatie 2: electric bogaloo.
Anything else you would have to ask her creator.

>>19916999
Will this happen if I refuse an invite?

>>19916945
>I kinda hate magical girls
Why?

>>19917351
I just find them very annoying. Never seen the appeal for them.

>>19917331
I still want do see what happens when Selene lets her lust and perversion run wild.

>>19917310
And suddenly, this just turned into Evil Dead 2.

>>19917187
i wish she got the love she deserved

>>19917104
Do you prefer growling wedding dress frank or swimsuit speaking frank?

>>19917392
Eh?

>>19917400
Fran is for cute.

>>19917414
The laughing furniture

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pC_XT-HdBvE

>>19917413
i never saw or knew about swimsuit fran but i'd marry growlyfran anyway

>>19917310
I would want shog to sit in my lap and feed me bites while giving me a sweet smile.

>>19917342
Depending on the branch approaching you, you will either be aggressively solicited or be given a lecture on all the benefits you'd get for joining.

>>19917434
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HlcjTIAtQ5k

>>19917391
She's probably saving it for her husband.
Given the way she works I wonder how sex with her would reflect that.

>>19917438
A Shoggoth's warm smile is a sight that gets etched deeply into one's memory and haunts him for eons to come as every single neurons in his brain scream to behold that sight again and again. Very few are able to carry such a burden, and those who do lose their sanity in the process.
You can, of course, avoid all this by simply protecting your maid's smile.

>>19917457
That really is cute and i'd take her either way.

>>19917485
I want to hold my maid in a dimly lit room.

>>19917546
I want to swoop my Shog off her feet and toss her onto our bed.

>>19917595
But Shogs have no feet

>>19917546
This is how you get her to make cute eldritch noises.

>>19917595
Throwing shog onto shog might have unforeseen consequences.

>>19917601
They can hold themselves together into a human shape pretty easy. I'd love my Shog to wear lace stockings for me.
>>19917616
>toss Shoggy onto bed
>the whole house bounces a little

>>19917483
All I know is that Selene would probably sounds like baiken.

>>19917633
>toss Shoggy onto bed
>she falls into the sheets, and pops out in the kitchen.

>>19917640
Who?

>>19917640
>Selene would probably sounds like baiken
What would the various lilims sound like, actually?

>>19917647
Only one thing to do in that case. Dive in after her.

>>19917681
>land on top and kiss her as she wraps her arms around you

>>19917640
Makes sense given who made her
>>19917675
https://youtu.be/KN1VcWiWHa4

>>19916783
>>Hellhound bouncer cracks knuckles
Marry her immediately.

>>19917717
>Melon putting his stuff behind a paywall
It was kinda predictable, but still sad to see it happen.

>>19917731
honestly im just trying out different models and see what works best

>>19917754
Seeing some artists have more luck with monthly sketches for higher tier patreons and polls to decide on an image. Paywalls just tend to annoy fans who don't like the platform and leaks end up happening via YP or boorus in the long run.

>>19917791
ok

>>19917754
Patreon always works since you'll be constantly getting money.

>>19917754
That's fair, but you should then accept that people will criticize you for the way you changed it.
Or you already accepted it and is just judging the responses. Fuck if I know, I'm not a mind reader.

>>19917846
The flip side of that is that some artists become really lazy about completing their Patreon rewards, if they have the cash coming in anyways.
If an artist is offering monthly sketches for a high tier patreon, and thirty people support them, then that's a sketch a day. If sixty people support them, then that's two a day.
I've seen artists get overwhelmed quickly, and then they start "getting sick" for long periods of time.

>>19917703
>Walk straight up to bartender
>She eyes you down with a smirk
>Sarcastically asks for your order
>"Well what'll it be "hun"
>Stare her straight in the eyes
>"One hellhound please"
>Room so silent you could hear a pin drop
>Bartender takes a step back and points behind you
>Turn around to see the bouncer on all fours, panting heavily with visible heart pupils in her eyes

Congrats you just turned that Hellhound feral

>>19917703
>>19917887
You’d better pray she doesn’t know Beast Boost.

>>19917874
Yeah, I've seen that a lot. Artist REALLY need to think carefully before putting any type of reward on their Patreon. Especially when they do it with the best of intentions.
I'm currently a Patreon of an artist I'm starting too feel over promises on their monthly rewards and I don't know if I should do somehting.

>>19917887
>"One Dark Elf please"
>All you hear is a whip crack

>>19917874
For that reason Per content payments tends to be more productive.

>>19915699
>Vampire waifu makes out with and drinks from the maids when youre out busy
I can get behind this

>>19917887
>W-wait, is he talking about me?
>I'm the only Hellhound here, so he MUST be talking about me!
>I've been working here for years and a man's never had the balls to ask me out like this!
>I've never even been on a date, let alone asked out before!
>Rules be damned, I'm taking him here and now! Like Hell I'm letting a chance like this slip by!

Kinda feels like a bunyip's response but I'd enjoy a flustered hellhound defaulting to rape as a standard reply to a confession. Especially if she's a busty Christmas cake covered in scars and dressed like a biker. A sloppy ponytail is mandatory.

>>19917904
She doesn't realize this but she just activated it sub-consciously

>>19917904
Beast did what now?

>>19917939
Either that, or you serenely feel a stilleto pressed into your back as the ground rushes up to meet you.

>>19917976
Is she gonna take him right then and there on the floor while all the girls cheer her on?

>>19917970
She gotta assert her dominance as the official wife after all. Though I would put restrictions on her feeding when the maids are pregnant

>>19917991
Unless she's shy about other girls seeing her new beloved naked. Then he'll get dragged to the back room or the alleyway

>>19917989
That would be nice too.

>>19917989
That's what I imagine requesting a battle-scarred kunoichi would be like

>>19918004
I want a hellhound to get on top and go even harder when i pull her down for an embrace.

>>19915699
>>19917970
I like this idea. Your waifu is a haughty vampire with a duo of maids who wait on you. You could go with a kiki/shog but I think something a little more thematic would be fun, like a werewolf and an automaton. The automaton would try to execute her tasks with maximum efficiency while the werewolf does her best but constantly makes mistakes. Your waifu would either be exasperated or amused by their antics.

>"I have improved your evening meal, mistress."
>"Wait, did you just throw everything into a blender again!"
>"Don't worry, mistress! I totally got cherries jubilee down this time!"
>"It's still on fire, you dolt!"

>>19918015
>Hellhound thinking to herself as her new husband pulls her closer
>Oh, ohhh, h-he's hugging me, w-what should I do
>Oh I know! I should pound his pelvis even harder
>Jeez, when did I become such a romantic
>Meanwhile her prey is bewildered at the fact that she can ride him even faster than she just was

I don't even want to imagine what happens when he reaches up for a kiss

>>19918031
>She squirts on every thrust and the lubrication furthers her speed such that she invented the concept of stress testing a bed.

>>19918013
>Request a Kunoichi
>Suddenly feel a sharp stab through the back, through your heart, and out your chest
>Cough up blood red spirit energy as a smoke bomb goes off at your feet
>Nearly immediately lose consciousness
>Wake up in your own bed next to a Kunoichi
>It’s a week later
>There’s a photo on your nightstand of your marriage, with both of you at the altar

Got a commission in today.
The artist did a few alts, too.
I really like the quality of the cel shading on this one.

>>19918093
Damn that's nice.
So you got a link to an uncensored version, right?

>>19918104

>>19918104
I'd check either twitter or the artist's page, anon.

>>19918093
Cute, she looks like she would be good at oral

>>19918117
Yeah

>>19918077
Not him but I would actually love that, if it somehow didn't get me fired. That's a really cool scenario.

Reminder that Kikimoras prefer doggystyle because it allows them to continue to clean during coitus.

>>19918077
I wish KC would go more in-depth on kunoichi village.
Are the gender roles reversed like amazons?
What do the men do all day?

>>19918142
hot springs, sake, and table tennis. I've seen it in anime.

>>19918104
no123450n.tumblr.com

>>19918019
Go zombie and kiki, then. With vampire waifu head, and me doing my thing, they'd be busy fucking each other to pass free time

I want a kiki with shark teeth

>>19918253
I want an ahoge and fang shog.

Shark teeth kisses and shark teeth blowjobs are the best

>>19918217
I've always liked the idea of a gothic, zombie kiki.
The second maid can be a zombie apsara.

Biting is no.

All biters should be gagged.

>>19918288
Look you don't have to get bitten if you don't want to. Let people want what they want within reason.

>>19918298
Fuck off furfag

Translation time. Went with Devil's Contract since I was curious how they could be any different from Demon's Contracts. In summary: they aren't as powerful. Demon>Devil confirmed
https://pastebin.com/tvte8Aq2

As for what's next, well, I'm tired so I'm going to bed. Maybe I'll wake up next to a succubus that charmed my bed to teleport me to her bed. that was a hint

>>19918305
When I said "Within reason" I mean with no furry and all the other stuff we've collectively decided to ignore. And I do not remember biting being part of that.

>>19916088
How do those pants stay up?

>>19916088
But can they outdance those street kakuen?

>>19918309
This is why you use gloves when picking up things.

>>19913993
She likes to go hunting with me even if she prefers to use her claws and teeth and not a rifle.

>>19918309
>Demon>Devil confirmed
Was pretty explicit about it too, nice. I like it when KC leaves hints about where various girls stand on the strength scale even if it's not one of the main goals of the setting. Mainly because I'm a bit of a powerslut.
Even if it's not as strong as demon contracts, it still has some nice uses though. Thanks again translator dude.

>>19918309
I personally still like the Devil's personality and head wings better.

>>19918305
You sure seem to have furries on the brain there.

>>19913695
where do the older write and drawfags go to chat now? all of the old IRCs seem to be down, most of the imgur albums are down, I'm on a big nostalgia kick and I'd really like to talk to some of the guys that were around in 2014-15, nyanon, thunder, moose, YBA, even the guys people hate around here, nega, less, bob ext.

I miss the old days and I feel like an old man.

Also anybody have old laska pics? preferably the unedited NSFW versions. I already have the reaction images.

>>19918139
Reminder that liches prefer pronebone because it allows them to continue to read during mana-recharge aka coitus.

>>19918474
The discords.

>>19918474
Old writefags are split between the tft and wordpress discords with some being in both.
Not all of them are in those though and in some cases expect a bit of bitterness.

>>19914814
Where can I find his works? Link in the pastebin is dead

>>19918497
what went down with the lad who ran wordpress?

I know less and bob used to lurk on tft discord. Don't know if they do anymore.

Don't know why the threads are becoming so irritated with their old history. It's odd.

>>19918288
>Gagging your vampire wife
>Gagging a nacho
Imagine the profanity after you take it off.

>>19918515
>Gagging your vampire wife

>>19918515
>Gagging a nacho

Only if it's with your dick/tentacle.

>>19918534
I'm with you.
Especially if one leaves her with a cum-bloated belly afterwards

>>19917415
>Still no Grotesquery girl stories
My disappointment is immense.

Had a little something come in from Nav this morning. Wanted this cutie drawn for quite some time and I was lucky enough to get a slot this time around.

>>19918543
I bet her breath smells like strawberry

>>19918512
He had a meltdown after a fight with a waifufag.

Other then Monster Girl Saga, what are some good Monster Girl stories to read.

>>19918555
Worse.
The perfume department.

>>19918309
So don’t touch, look, eat, drink, or breathe anything if you don’t want a monster to HUSBAND you. Also, don’t think dying gets you out of it either. Got it.

>>19913993
She really likes to have her tail brushed

>>19918587
Literally none of them.

>>19918555
She's as sweet as strawberry behind the tsundere attitude that's for sure.

>>19918309
The way that the terms are written, it sounds more like those cheesy coupon books people give each other at Valentines, but you’re unable to fight them.

>>19918512
>what went down with the lad who ran wordpress?
Discordshitter drama where somebody posted a screenshot of some conversation, he claimed somebody else did it but then people pointed out he's the only one who could've made that screenshot, he wrote long walls of text about some horseshit discordian drama, next day he ended the wordpress and put in some long whine post calling us toxic and the community dead and shit. Typical stuff from a fag who tried to start drama with a waifufag he hates for some reason we don't know to this day, got caught doing it and threw a shitfit blaming everyone else except himself.

He was probably still bitter about the tagging fiasco too and not having the authority there he thought he had.

>>19918640
Discord is a blight on humanity.

>>19918305
Get out furfag

>>19918640
>>19918648
You can say discord drama all you want, but what it boiled down to was he tried to start shit anonymously but it turned out he was bullshitting and then people found out it was him so he threw a fit and fucked off

>>19913993
She is very soft.

>>19918487
>Going into the Discords
>2018
Yeah because nothing beats Rance discussions and weaponized autism about Darling in the Franxx

>>19918648
You can say that about a specific discord but having friend groups or discords for specific games is great.

>>19913993
She has the best feet.

>>19913993
She joined up in my adventures and accompanies me around the world instead of making me stay in one spot. Once I'm done with it, we'll settle down in the nicest spot we have seen and start making brats.

what did bollocks do that made us hate him again?

>>19918692
He was born.

>Sandworm waifu that asks you to paint flowers, bunnies, and hearts on her shell because she's self-conscious and doesn't want people to be afraid of her anymore

>>19918692
Constant whinging.

>>19918692
>2013 - 2014
>Gets into shit with Bob and starts thread drama over it constantly
>2015 - 2016
>Gets into shit with ELH and starts thread drama over it constantly
>2016 - Present Day
>Chases off content creators, telling them /mgg/ sucks
>Acts like a massive fucking faggot
>Told some Anon to get "Tachibana'd", in reference to an infamous NTR series
>Rants and raves in The Discord* like an autistic sperglord

There's quite a laundry list but if the faggot would just write instead of crying about shit out of his control he'd almost be tolerable.

>>19918698
I miss Luth.

>>19913993
Her proper first name isn't physically pronounceable.

>>19913993
She's a closet masochist that likes to be bullied

>>19918692
>>19918703
Who the fuck are these people?

>want to start commissioning
>Have no idea how to start
So you just PM artists to see if they're interested, use paypal or something, and post them images to use as references?

>>19918587
Lanternon's first story is my favourite.

>>19913993
She can be a bit smug sometimes.

>>19918730
Pretty much. Most will probably be pretty helpful if you tell them it's your first time.

>>19918730
Yeah, that's basically it

>>19918730
>find artist with their commissions open
>email them a quick hello and the visual/written references at the same time
>wait to see if they accept
>artist will usually invoice you via paypal before the work or after the sketch/line art phase
That's pretty much it. What you interested in commissioning anyway?

>>19918730
Artists that take commissions have their own way to work, but you must know your shit too

>>19918674
>Rance discussion
Chowder has calmed down on that lately. He can still fuck off for the months of unregulated spamming that the mods let him get away with for some reason but he doesn't do it anymore.

>>19918698
>Paint flames and skulls on her so she thinks she can't be seen and i hog her all to myself.

>>19918730
You might want to start out with artists who have their commission info publicized on whatever website they use.
They will usually include an email for inquiry, or mention that you can just DM them.

>>19918543
Wockberry?

>>19918745
That's because the mods are either never around or are participants in those discussions, or are ELH and therefore useless at moderation.

>>19918648
It's only a vehicle for what the subhumans say
That's like blaming the stocks falling on the newspaper they're printed on

>>19918543
Jabberwocks really are the best dragons.

>>19918719
Ebin thread celebrities

>>19918719
Thread celebrities, so people who are irrelevant in the grand scheme of the world.

>>19918543
>Dem claws

>>19913993
My Night Gaunt wife likes hugs and full body contact and gets really clingy if she doesn't get it.

>>19913993
She likes sitting me on her lap and resting my head on her tits when we relax around the house.

>>19918767
>>19918775
Ah. Speaking of thread celebrities and monster girls, what ever happened to TTF?

>>19918509
Hello hi lims yes
https://pastebin.com/u/losenis

Victoria's story, 21 chapters https://pastebin.com/Raf2qHXL
Derrota's story, 7 chapters so far https://pastebin.com/4awWVGgZ

>>19918826
Tanktop-fag?

>>19918832
Esdeth cosplay hat enthusiast.

I want a big mino to make me feel safe in her strong, muscular arms as we cuddle.

>>19918835
Yes

If minotaurs get aroused by the color red what if you're bleeding?

>>19918856
I’m sure he’s still lewding that same kobold to this day

>>19918877
Damn bastard claimed my waifu.

https://imgur.com/GdLTeBZ
A lamia coiling you like this would be so comfy.

>>19918309
Perfect for an imp's mischief.

>>19918912
>tfw starting to feel like getting a pet snake so I can feel that shit

>>19918921
>Your family find you naked and strangled to death by a snake with a huge erection

>>19918949
I wish English wasn't so malleable.

>>19918978
Hey, maybe the snake has one too, it's cool if you want that.

>>19918692
Far too many things to list off so all I'm going to say is there's a reason why I prefer to lurk here for the most part in this day and age rather than participate.

>>19918991
You could name what he didn't do wrong.

>>19918986
What would a wonderland lamia be like? I love my waifu so much I’d try anything with her.

>>19919023
An even fluffier Bunyip

>>19919023
She would probably have a tail like a Tsuchinoko

>>19919015
Speaking as him I'd rather just discuss monster girls rather than drudge up more senseless internet drama.

So on that note have a really stupidly named file of a Barb Dragon based on D&D and one of the best kinds of Dragons, to begin with. Treasure them as they treasure you.

>>19918648
I joined a writers discord and it's just us posting shit. It's pretty awesome.

Well, I guess that's one way to obtain a monstergirl.

>>19919248
>alp bowser looks better than peach
It isn't fair.

>>19919248
Well, you know what they say about love and hate

>>19919248
Fuck off.

>>19919153
You can't name a file name after a great band and call it stupid.

>>19919095
>autism intensifies

>>19906802
just kidding, just busy