/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Next Touhou spinoff - Sanae vs. EVERYONE.

>>20037260
As in Snuff by Chuck Palahniuk?

>>20037260
As in a huge gangbang?

>>20037260
This. Sanae v. The World.

Is she a slut if she only sleeps with innocent young boys with a raging sex drive?

>>20037374
Yes, definitely. She'd also be a pedo.

>>20037374
Fuck off with your shit fetish already. You're not welcome in my board.

>>20037374
Is that like Akuma's Raging Demon but with sex?

>>20037235
Sanae is best girl

>>20037374
fake news. sanae is a cute lesbian!

>>20037549
There are no boys in Gensokyo, so they must compentsate for that. She was a high school girl, so she'd likely be open to experimenting with it if she was originally straight, but it's best left up all to headcanon on specifics. Yuri!
inb4 rinnosuke, he's no good

>>20038209
SLUT

>>20038209
Everyone on /jp/ have a right to express their opinion! If Sanae is a slut then Sanae is a slut!

Down with sanaefags and their bullshit.

>>20038209
I bet purityfags are the ones who secretly fantasize about kissing Sanae after she has sucked a dozen dicks in a row.

>>20038049
>There are no boys in Gensokyo
Wrong. Do your research.

>>20037235
She is a good girl.

>>20038049
Would she be willing to experimenting with Sumireko, or would the age gap creep her out like the normalfag she probably is?

>>20039296
She would be willing to experimenting with anyone, regardless of age, gender or species.

>>20039296
no way
sanae deserves better
no sane person would go near sumireko for any reason other than to laugh at her

>>20038930
he’s an old man, not a boy!

>>20037235
C'mon I like Sanae as much as the next faggot but the reality is that Sanae is a slut. Denying this simple fact is like saying the earth is flat

>>20039429
Don't you talk like that about my wife.

>>20037260
Make it happen.
Thn she'll be swimming in as much semen as she could ever desire times ten.

Okay. The following is a little song or poem or whatever the fuck you want to call it- for Gensokyo's one and only---drumroll please
Biggest SLUT! SANA-E~~~~ KOCHIYA!!~~~~~W(`0`)W
Now /jp/ NEETs aren't girls, so you won't be getting that absolutely angelic view from below the stadium like you did with the lovely Prisimriver sisters but It'll be entertaining nonetheless, but that's enough chitchat

Take it away!

Ooooooooh Sa-na-e~
Oh how you make the dicks of
Many rise strongly~!
I wouldn't touch you~ for you're-
A fil-thy slut~~~!

Say what you wish about pur-(pure)
-ity fags~ but
They choose what's best for their fu-
-ture children---(^○^) San'
-------------
You're just a slut---
The children of /jp/ NEETS
Deserve better than-
A whore that has been fucked by
More men than she
Can count on six hands alone-----(*^^*)

/jp/ NEET de-
-fend ants should have a mother
That hasn't been filled
With more than one uniqe male
Dick- but fairies
Are the onaholes of Gen-
-sokyo ne?*:.｡. o(≧▽≦)o .｡.:*
--------------
You try to blame----
Cute girls like Sakuyan and
Yuu-ka-chaaaan~~~~ but
It is all you trying to
Cover up your
slut-tish crimes but
You can not hurt those two
With simple words

Lie all you want~~~
But know this-- you can not run
From your slut-tish times
The villagers
Coming all over you- your
Tits, thighs, ass, and
Face-- the Mountains of Pleasure
Of cum-ming in-
-side, that you provided for
The unfortun-
-ate anons destined for the
Wizard curse which
Is a crime and a blessing
For those who e-
-scaped its terrible horrors---Σ（・□・；）Ａｎｏｎ１－Ａｇｅ：２９ Σ（・□・；）Ａｎｏｎ２－Ａｇｅ：２９ Σ（・□・；）!!!Ａｎｏｎ３－Ａｇｅ：２９

Sorry Sanae, but you wouldn't make a great parent. Not with those sultry and dark actions on your behavior record.
*throws mic into crowd*
--------
Thank you-
Thank you-
Thank you-
Thank you Sanae Kochiya for being the huge cumguzzling slut who fucks all night we know you to be.
*applause*
*bows*
*walks off stage in the opposite direction towards the door of Sanae who is blushing furiously while sucking some dudes dick under the table*
*right as you look back towards the stage, you can hear someone very loudly slap Sanae on the butt*
It might be nice to have a few thousand rounds fucking Sanae but think. Do you really want to cum all over her tits after she sucks you off or cumming inside of her well used and surprisingly tight cunny until you realize she's on birth control and if you wnat to her to have your kids, you'll have to worry about the another smegma cell remaining from the last faggots dick that entered her nether region- or rather cum inside her usually clean anus?
Nothing good will come of it. You'll go back to being you, and she'll go back to being who she is. But that can't be possible. She's fucking 24/7.
Some like to defend her sluttish actions but hey, your delusions, not mine.
I don't know why you're mad. Act like a slut and you will be seen and treated as one. Actions don't magically disappear. Once a slut, always a slut.
*leaves building and flies home to find fairies sleeping on the couch*
Locks work people. Keep a lock on your bedroom door. When you're playing video games. It's even better when the power switch is in your room so you can play as long as you want.
Be sure to change the door and locks too so it can't be axed to death.
Remember, fairies are generally weak. Make your doors and windows hard to open.
The harder it is for fairies to get in, the better. That wa, they're less likely to walk in, take your shit, leave or fuck everything up and run off into the bushes to stalk you.
I sometimes let Fairies in to play multiplayer if they're watching through the windows, I just tell them to leave when finished. They're really polite. More polite than you think, but they can be real assholes to boot. Luckily enough the fairies I meet are well behaved and become kickass players after a short while.
If you can fly, Danmaku is a good game choice. But the fairy might.. Let's not think about that.
Take it easy /jp/. *see you space cowboy pose*

>>20040655
Awww. The stars are gone.
(T ^ T)

>>20039448
Well cirno is 60 years old and she still looking cute!

>>20040685
Fairies are static... So long as their nature exists...

Any good links with Sanae doing stuff with cum or something of the sorts?
Lewds lewds
Sanny a lewd

Why does /jp/ so so obsessed with Sanae?

>>20041570
/jp/sies' wizardhoods are in danger whenever Sanae is nearby.

where does this slut meme even come from? Sanae hasn't taken a single dick in canon.

>>20041727
Some Sanaefags pissed off some Sakuyafags
Some fag creates slut meme
Aya is lifted from the ZUN's slut meme
Pretty damn easy since she's a highschooler from the outside world. She's bound to have taken a dick at least once in her time there
Sanae takes up the mantle permanently
Sanae is now the slut of Gensokyo
Sanae doujins and such prove her sluttiness
Images
Works
Fandom stuff
Slut
Slut
Slut
Slut
To this day, she is still a slut.

Sumi a shit.

>>20041794
>she's a highschooler from the outside world. She's bound to have taken a dick at least once
That's not necessarily true. Sumi, for example, is in highschool and couldn't take a dick no matter how much she tries, since no man would want to fuck that disgusting nerd.

>>20041727
> Sanae hasn't taken a single dick in canon.

There's no proof of that. Mikos don't have to be chaste and given Sanae's beauty and popularity in the village it's highly likely some nice strong men have tried to bed her.

>>20041794
Incorrect. The meme was around even before UFO announcement if you check the archives.

Petulant Sakuyafags might have fanned the flames though. Every once in a while I see even Reimufags talking shit for no reason.

>>20041794
>>20041820

>>20041820
Do not speak the obvious.
Sumi a shit.

Sleepy sanae

>>20041830
That's not how proof works.

>>20043628
She doesn't look very sleepy there

>>20043628
>>20043668
So molestable.

>>20043674
Go back to Satori you freak.

>>20043709
I have enough love for both of them.

>>20043725
Ain't no love in the heart of a pedo rapist.

>>20043730
Nor is there reason to keep normalfags like you alive.
Fuck off t the boobhu thread if you hate it so much.

>>20043743
What?

>>20043730
You're breaking my heart by calling me all those things, anon. I'll let you know that I'd never rape cute little Sanae-chan. Although I would touch her a little.

>>20043758
Don't you lie to me, and don't you dare make tiny Sanae cry,

>>20043725
I want to hug this Sanae

>>20043793
Too bad she becomes a slut in the near future.
Even the lest expected can fall so far.

>>20037235
Explain this.

>>20043793
Hugs from strangers are bad.

>>20041910
>I see even Reimufags talking shit for no reason.
>no reason
Anon. You're smoking rocks.
You can't smoke a fucking rock.
They have every reason to do so. I'm not even a Reimufag and even I know Reimu is superior.

>>20041820
>since no man would want to fuck that disgusting nerd.
You underestimate how desparate a NEET can be.
Otakus are still human. Sumi is just a target that nobody wants to take since she's so fuggin obnoxious.
She's like the one retard in class that everyone's fed up with.

>>20043947
>Otakus
I'm just gonna bite the bullet here.

>>20043793
I want to give her a naked, adult hug.

>>20043924
People love Sanae really much.

>>20041794
Oh so it's all secondary shit? Good to know. That shows the state of those slutfags.

Do you guys think Sanae was a gaijin hunter?

>>20044999
It shows the state of your being, secondaryfag.
So assmad he can't take it easy and enjoy simple works.
Instead, he believes what he sees and spergs out at any differing opinion like a little shit- read: child

"I wanna do x"
"It AIN'T CANON DUDE SUCK MY COCK"
You need adjusting.

>>20045185
Foreigners are usually depicted as larger in stature so maybe.
Bigger bodies means a bigger benis to stretch Sanny out

>>20045314
Let me guess, you also believe pad jokes are fun?
>differing opinion
It's never worded as such. It's nothing but flaming and slutshaming like any petulant otaku shitter would do. THAT is childish, stupid, and utterly repetitive, on top of being secondary as fuck. Don't try to play mirror with me when you get called out on your behavior and understand that a lie can become truth if it's repeated enough times and believed by enough gullible minds.

It's also about the image of the characters and this board is proof of it: almost any mention of Sanae has become directly linked to the notion of slut. Sanae definitely isn't one until you prove otherwise.
Most 2hu threads use canon aspects of the characters in their appreciation, like Okuu being a cute birdbrain. Sanae threads are entirely slut threads, which is no longer actually about Sanae.
I mean, Suwako is an actual mother and never gets called an impure slut, so there's something clearly off.
I'm totally for the use of ecchi stuff and fantasies, but you have to agree it's gone beyond that when it comes to Sanae.

>>20045580
Please don't reply to slutposter

>>20045580
You proved his point
>>20045601
Where is it said that that is a slutposter

(You)

>>20044999
Did you seriously think there was some canon basis for slutty Sanae? Or hell, slutty anyone? Holy shit, anon.

>>20045321
That makes sense

>>20037235
used goods
sorry i dont like trash

>>20046809
Needs updating.

>>20043730
I want to do horrible things to Sanae, but the love in my heart for her feels no less. Naysayer begone!

So what's Sanae favorite sex play? Public sex?

>>20048589
Yes, more specific, public gangbangs with the entire village watching.

Sanae is beautiful

>>20046809
Why post Reimu if you don't like trash?

>>20048714
And a good girl

>>20048908
Sanae is used goods.
Used goods is universally trash.

>>20048937
At sucking dicks.

>>20048589
Public.
Sometimes just taking place in some abandoned house when times are tough.

>>20049029
BONG!!

>>20049417
Not as used as miss "whore for over 20 years" Hakurei.

>>20049790
>>20049790
>"whore for over 20 years" Hakurei.
Cute lie anon.
Reimu survives any situation without going near a single dick.
Not to mention she's pretty lazy and sits around the shrine most times if she's not brutally murdering cute Youkai.

>>20049790
If she really sold her body to middle aged men for 20 years, would she still be completely broke?

>>20049886
This.
She could sell herself at the cost of two arms and legs but she didn't.
Her shrine being unpopular only ups the chances of her being unused which skyrockets her value even higher as a Shrine Maiden if her being absolutely beautiful didn't do enough already.

>>20049886
Ask ZUN who's his personal cock slave. The entire series pretty much never stops to whore her out.

>>20049913
Read the Hermit manga. Reimu never had a shred of dignity when it came to money. Why wouldn't she jump on an opportunity to suck a dick?

>>20049920
That would be Aya.
Well, Marisa is a candidate but everyone wants Mari. Probably more than Alice.

>Ask ZUN who's his personal cock slave
Sanae is everyone's cock sleeve.

>>20049972

Because Yukari?
That scheming hag probably has Reimu's life planned out from the moment she was born up until her untimely demise as well as her children if ahe has any and her children's children.

>>20049982
Then Yukari's doing an absolute shit job. Reimu would rather starve or play a fortune teller than look after herself and the shrine.

Reimu's entire mindset is already that of a whore, with easy money being her modus operandi.

>>20049976
I don't remember Aya sucking her way into literally every game and every chapter of the manga, unlike Reimu.

>>20050169
Keikaku Doori.
Are you Yukari? I'm gonna guess no since you question Yakumo-san's judgement.

Also, are poorfags whores by wanting to make a little extra money so they don't starve to death?
Assume lunch is something you have to pay for.
No easy way out.

>>20050188
Reimu is the <main> protagonist.
Your view is flawed.

>>20050480
>Reimu is the <main> protagonist
there's no proof of this

>>20050487
She's the only one to appear in every single game.

>>20050604
By that logic Eggman is the protagonist of Sonic the Hedgehog since he's appeared in every game too.

>>20050618
He's the main villain. Different role, but still a main character.

>>20050618
He is a main character.
Not the main character.

Both show up every game in their respective series. We follow Reimu because she really is the main protagonist. Anyone else who follows after is either a protagonist or antagonist for reasons that should be obvious to even you.

>>20050665
So we could safely say Reimu is the main villain of Touhou, and has the kill count to prove it.

>>20050674
Clearly Reimu is the main antagonist then, since no one that psychotic could legitimately take on a protagonist role.

>>20050689
History is written by the victor.
By that logic, everyone is antagonist.

>>20050689
GUTS has a high kill count.
Is he a villain for killing that many gobs?

>>20050689
You got some definitions mixed up, anon.
>So we could safely say Reimu is the main villain of Touhou
This is correct.
>Clearly Reimu is the main antagonist
This is incorrect.
A protagonist is the person the story follows, and the antagonist is the person who opposes the protagonist. In Imperishable Night, for example, Reimu is an antagonist, if you choose Marisa/Alice or Remi/Sakuya, or a protagonist, if you select her and Yukari.

Gensokyo girls are just jealous of outside world girls.

>>20050699
That's not a wrong assessment.

>>20050705
At first, yes. But he redeems himself over time to truly take on the protagonist role.
On the other hand, Reimu is irredeemable.

>>20050721
Thanks for clearing that up, anon.

>>20050741
Why did Sanae wander into Gensokyo and stay then.

>>20050802
Gensokyo semen is the only kind in the world not tainted by fluoridated water. Being the go-getter she is, she couldn't pass up the chance of being drenched in the most premium of semen every day, and so went to Gensokyo and never looked back.

>>20050604
She didn't appear in Great Fairy Wars

>>20050802
because she's a slut

>>20050802
Magic and monsters and giant robots!

>>20050928
>Gensokyo semen is the only kind in the world not tainted by fluoridated water
Kinda gay dude.
How does the water recycle itself? Kappas?

>>20037374

Yes, although I'd say that description fits Yuyuko better.

>>20052031
Yuyu died young.
Yuyu is young in appearance even though she seems like the ara ara type

>>20053106
Implying secondary shotashitters care.

>>20053177
Imblying you can't not be a shit person at least once a day.
This time however, you are correct

>>20053794
Are you a murderer or not?

>>20050802
Kanako forced her.

>>20051823
Watersports is a favorite of the Kappas, yes. Sanae steals the semen anyways so they could at least get that.

>>20053803
You think anyone who browses this site longer than the lurk requirement and isn't a complete newfag is sane? Anon?
Sooooorry if being able to spot a poster at a glance is scary~ Kowaii Kowaii~

>>20049029

This is how Sanae should be made sleep each night

>>20055975
Sanae should sleep beside her beloved husband in a big, warm and comfortable bed each night.

>>20056022
with the amount of husbands she has, that bed must be massive

>>20056892
It's just one big water matress.
It's fucking cold at first and it's dangerous for it to be in the sun all day. Too many trees to burn to warm it up and the sun might never come out one fay so it's just freezing.

>>20050802
YOUKAI DONG of course. (with her drowning in the sperm of the human village's males as bonus)

>>20057711
Male Youkai do not exist.
Rinnfaggot is half human so he does not count.

>>20060089
>

>>20060436
Not a Youkai.

>>20060089

It's always slutty in Sanaeville

Slut

>>20075807
Why did LLS Yuuka kill herself?