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20176488 No.20176488 [Reply] [Original]

Have you tried our calamari special?

Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h
Content Aggregator: Anubis.moe
Writers list: https://pastebin.com/RTLpHEmk
Sabbath Grimoire Scans: https://imgur.com/a/CATcaGk

>> No.20176489
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>> No.20176491

you fucked it.

>> No.20176492

>>20176488
>>20176489
>Posting first in your own thread
>Missing the subject
Idiot

>> No.20176496
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>>20176491
>>20176492
FUCK

>> No.20176502
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20176502

how thick do you like your maids?

>> No.20176506

>>20176502
I prefer cute lil' loli maids.

>> No.20176509
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>>20176502

>> No.20176511

>>20176502
ahegao

>> No.20176514
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>>20176502

>> No.20176520
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20176520

My brother
Come join me
In battle we are stronger

>> No.20176525

What are the best reasons and motivations from r human men, especially the lonely single ones to not only accept the love and care of Monster girls but to also become incubized???

Also would y'all agree that monster it's, especially the MGE Monstergirls, are masters of positive reinforcement?

MGE Mamono love and care for men, want the men they have as husbands to not only live good and comfy lives. But Monstergirls pretty much help elivate their husband's interests, hobbies and personalities. If a guy who's a husband to a monstergirl is very much a Squidward Tentacles where he's a medicore artist, a monstergirl can help him become the next Picasso with just the power of love and lovingly happy sex and kindness, compassion and Positive Reinforcement. Wouldn't you agree? And what Monstergirls do you think specialize and are good at positive reinforcing their sad and deppressed husbands?

>> No.20176528

I want to be molested by wans

>> No.20176529
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>>20176502
Bumbling and incompetent, but they also try their best!

>> No.20176534

>>20176525
>best reasons for human men to accept monsters
Sex
>best reasons for human men to incubize
Even more sex

>> No.20176539

x is best girl

>> No.20176543

>>20176539
Shit fucking taste, get out x fag.

>> No.20176545

>>20176489
I'm glad somebody ended up making one of these. Tsulala-chan is cute

>> No.20176546

>>20176539
>x best girl
>when y exists
shit taste, anon

>> No.20176550

>>20176539
I prefer y. Z is a slut, though.

>> No.20176553

>>20176539
I want griffon-chan to notice me

>> No.20176558
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20176558

Awoo

>> No.20176567

>>20176558
Not sure if my parents will be happy to see me and my hellhound aunt passed out on the couch with a slow stream of baby-batter leaking from her snatch after she rapes me.

>> No.20176577

I want to take a shooting class taught by a thicc Hellhound Christmas Cake!
I also want more guns!

>> No.20176580

Does anyone know any good stories with Jinkos?

>> No.20176581

>>20176528
I want to tickle a wan's paw pads!

>> No.20176583

>>20176567
>rapes
Yeah they'll believe that

>> No.20176610

>>20176580
A tiger is not a valid option, comrade.

>> No.20176612

>>20176502
I want a greying kikimora to sigh wistfully, call me a troublesome master, and spoil the hell out of me.

>> No.20176627
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I want to fuse a Ryu and an Oni together to create the ultimate creature! Land, sea or air she'd be invincible!

>> No.20176704
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Is it okay to ask a kiki in her job interview how many daughters she can be pregnant with and still work? This is a very important question for her employment.

>> No.20176708

>>20176704
Do Kikis give birth to eggs or litters or what?

>> No.20176710

>>20176704
How will her know if she never had kids?

>> No.20176712

>>20176704
Only if you want her to blush and pass out at the interview

>> No.20176713

>>20176708
I always imagined it was the same as humans
>>20176710
I'll let her estimate.

>> No.20176753

Monstergirls dont mind and are okay with their husband's being stay at home husbands do they?

Even lazy husband's are still loved and cherished by their Mamono waifus as it's be "easier" in the part of the monstergirl knowing her lazy husband would just stay at home, therefore just staying at one place, yes?

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>>20176753
Of course husband will stay indoors!

>> No.20176763

>>20176753
I imagine anyone with a harem would need to be stay-at-home in order to satisfy all his wives.

>> No.20176784

>>20176753
Well, besides the few that want you to do better (Anubis, Kiki) most would love for you to stay home so they know where you are.

>> No.20176788

>>20176753
Honestly they'd probably like it if you were a stay at home husband.

Though honestly I like the idea of a MG hating me going to work but nonetheless being there for me after three straight 12 hr shifts to make it all better

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If a patchwork zombie becomes a wight, do you think she'd be overly smug about being made by her husband?
>"I bet you wish you were as perfectly made for your husband as I was for mine. My darling picked nothing but the best parts that perfectly fit his tastes, just for me. Please, try to restrain your jealousy. Ohohoho!"

>> No.20176806

>>20176788
>I like the idea of a MG hating me going to work
I wonder how often a working husband goes in for a quick goodbye kiss before leaving, only for it to turn into a tearful farewell from his sobbing wife. Monstergirl bosses would probably have pretty flexible timetable policies given how often married employees would be late.

>> No.20176817

>>20176753
Depends on the girl, depends on the species; a kiki will want you to work, a vampire will want you to be able to satisfy her needs 24/7

>> No.20176826

>>20176806
Yep, I'm certain the bosses are skilled enough to make due when an employee is late. And if your single, they'll definitely find a way for you make up for it.

>> No.20176833

>>20176794
Whoever made this patchwork Zombie picked some choice cuts of Elf.

High Elf gazongas, toned Wood Elf thighs, the works.

>> No.20176835
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>>20176833
Don't forget the Dark Elf booty she's sitting on.

>> No.20176870
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This blouse/vest/laced boots combo is honestly one of the hottest outfits I've seen on a monstergirl.
I wish more of them wore such deliciously conservative clothing.

>> No.20176926

>>20176870
The blouse and jacket are fitted perfectly to show off her figure while still being coy about it, and the boots make her look taller by making her legs appear to have a long, graceful shape. The long skirt billows a little and has a flowy look to it without fanning out too wide, subtly emphasizing her hips. The very modest, practical hairstlye with the cute bow at the very tip shows just a tiny bit of playfulness to let you know she hasn't gone full grumpy librarian. Add on the fine, thin-framed glasses that make sure not to cover her face and you've got one elegant, mature, damn pretty lady who knows you won't need any help undressing her with your eyes.

That modest, yet coy style of dress is the best there is. I especially dig the sort of antiquated, earthy colours used here. They don't need to scream "look at me!" because they know that if you know what's up, you're already looking. I'd want my wife to wear something similar sometime. Fucking magnificent.

>> No.20177001

Would it be likely a human husband to a vampire Slayer and a dhampir daughter be engaging in some familial a new incest, in which the vampire wife-mom and dhampir daughter would share daddy in lovemaking?

>> No.20177029

>>20177001
This post reads like it used an AI post generator or google translate or something. What?

>> No.20177034

>>20177029
He's saying he wants to dick the daughteru.

>> No.20177044

>>20177034
I got that, I just can't parse the question he was asking. Makes me think of Japanese anons making English posts on /int/.

>> No.20177048

>>20176520
Sif deserved a better ending. Poor thing. She was such a good girl.

>> No.20177103

>>20176525
The best motivation is something in line with the main message of MGE. Someone is suffering for the sake of tradition, or religion, or war. Somone who is in a man-made hell being saved by a monster girl.

>> No.20177112
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The more you struggle, the more you sink!

>> No.20177147

>>20177112
Then what must I do?

>> No.20177179
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What is the best way to do a wedding?

>> No.20177186

>>20177179
Ovulation day

>> No.20177188

>>20176926
Good analysis.
>who knows you won't need any help undressing her with your eyes
This is the part that I find most personally appealing.
Even in a wish fulfillment setting, I desire someone competent who understands subtlety and nuance, and respects my ability as a person.
Who is happy to use small tells and implicit meaning to get my attention. Who doesn't have to explain a joke or unpack an innuendo.

>> No.20177193

>>20177179
I like the wedding dress on the right

>> No.20177215

>>20177179

replace the vows with motorboatin' them tiddies

>> No.20177254

Remember that clueless young adventurers should always get themselves a strong confident
monster girl onee-san.
I recommend Minotaur onee-sans, just never wear red in her vicinity and you'll be fine.

>> No.20177354

>>20176502
`Thick as possible.

>> No.20177402

You know the board has gotten pretty fast

>> No.20177434
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>>20177179

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>got over 300 euros worth of comics today
I understand now Dragons. Now I see as you see! To hoard things you consider to be of worth is a thing of beauty!

>> No.20177466

> mgewiki is kill
Remind me why I contribute user-generated content to anything again?

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>>20177466
For (You)s, of course!

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>>20176502
Meaty with Holst-tier lactating tits. I mean, who doesn't want their own fertile Kikimora mom-wife?

>> No.20177538

>>20177466
Most if it's getting ported over to wikia anyway and the images people uploaded have a mega/torrent archive.

>> No.20177663
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20177663

I actually feel like writing more Aquanaut. Any sea creatures people would be interested in seeing?

>> No.20177690

>>20177663
Mantis shrimp.

>> No.20177696

>>20177690
That's a Game Over girl right there man.

>> No.20177702

>>20177663
>Aquanaut
Holy shit yes. Lets see some Cuttlefish, those sneaky bastards.

>> No.20177703

>>20177538
I hope the Wikia wiki shits the bed as well. We haven't lost anything with the death of the wiki, and all we'd lose if Wikia went down too would be the deviantart-tier roleplay community it has spawned.

>> No.20177706

>>20177703
We lost the image galleries that listed the artists used.

>> No.20177712

>>20177702
Cuttlefish are not sneaky, they're just super-duper smart. Not their fault you can't figure out their MASTER PLAN.

>> No.20177713
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This is cutecorn, she isn't for lewd but you can say something nice about her!

>> No.20177718
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I want an old businesswoman dark elf wife. I want to be her young househusband. I want her to take out her frustrations on me if she had a bad day at work

>> No.20177719

>>20177706
Those image galleries were mostly populated by garbage. The uploader himself admitted he put in 0 effort to searching. He miraculously found all the absolutely trash art and missed most of the good art.
You could probably repopulate the image gallery better than he did by spending an hour or two going through the Japanese MGE tag on pixiv and twitter.

>> No.20177721

>>20177713
I wanna see her fall on her knees and worship my dick after rubbing it on her face!

>> No.20177748

>>20177706
https://sukebei.nyaa.si/view/2579069
For finding out the artist for each one just use reverse image search or worst case scenario just ask here.
>>20177719
Hey, he done a better job than you give him credit for. Anything that shown up under twitter or pixiv's mge tags was there for most the part.
It was just the harder to find stuff that got missed like untagged art, stuff buried on sites like HF or DA with weird post names or art that only got posted here. There was the stuff on some of the drawfag boorus too but that's the sort of stuff you're complaining about.

>> No.20177749

>>20177712
>Not sneaky
Don't they have some pretty awesome camouflage?

>> No.20177753

>>20177749
They do. Squids in general tend to be pretty good at that, I think.

>> No.20177795

>>20177748
He missed a whole fucking lot of the content tagged on twitter and pixiv, you're talking out your ass. There were quite a few pieces of garbage trash from obscure websites and untagged on twitter that he scooped up, too. The only places he kept up with were probably the image channels in the wiki roleplay discord.

>> No.20177798

>>20177718
What about an ojou instead, that way she won't be frustrated every day

>> No.20177803

>>20177798
Ojous are perfect for gentle femdom.

>> No.20177826

>>20177795
Point to the missed content then, the entire archive has already been posted here before.

>> No.20177829

>>20177798
Dark elf ojous are great, but I prefer this other scenario. She doesn't have a bad day at work every day you know.

>> No.20177859

>>20177826
Compare it to the pixiv and twitter results pages. Scroll back to the time of his last update.
The old wiki uploader is a self admitted lazy piece of shit, I don't know why you're trying to say he was really good at doing the thing he came here to explicitly say he put no effort into doing.

>> No.20177863

>>20177795
What the other guy said, point to large amounts of missed content of good quality or you're talking out your ass.
"Huuur durrr not spoon feeding" will be assumed to be you giving up and resorting to weaselling out.

>> No.20177868

>>20177859
Burden of proof's on you pal, you're the one making accusations.

>> No.20177911

>>20177863
>>20177868
Go look in the archive for that time he came to this very thread to defend uploading that picture of the dragon getting fucked by bugs. Even though he hates it, he ignored tagged art that could be found at the same time that dragon picture was uploaded. Go back to when that image was uploaded to the wiki, check the twitter and pixiv results at that time, and compare to the wiki uploads. I guarantee you that you'll discover the lazy faggot just uploaded what roleplay retards shoved in front of his face and did very little searching on his own.
He did it for free.

>> No.20177922

>>20177859
I put no effort in finding new sources or looking for the untagged shit. I can't deny the piece of shit comment though.
All the new fanart that appeared on the danbooru, gelbooru, pixiv and twitter tags got in. Did a sweep over HF a month or so back, but that's about the only time I really went through the place.
Drawfriends.booru and all the pre-2016 Pixiv content was next on the sweeping list, but then the wiki was shutdown.

>>20177795
I actually never kept up with those. Shit got posted on the artist's twitter eventually, so I never had to keep up with them in the first place.

>> No.20177924

I want a loli Werecat to give me a tongue bath!

>> No.20177939

>>20177922
Any Anon who keeps their own personal folder for tagged MGE art knows that you're absolutely full of shit.

>> No.20177947

>>20177911
>>20177939
You keep droning on and on but not putting up any evidence while expecting others to buy your stuff. Did the big bad uploader upset you by posting a fetish you don't like so now you hold a grudge or something?
Again, post proof or fuck off. Cunt.

>> No.20177997

>>20177947
You have all the information you need to find out yourself. Suspiciously though, a certain duscussed uploader arrives as soon as he gets mentioned.
I doubt you'll actually look into this, you puerile sheep.

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Gonna corrupt the two shrine maiden rivals and breed them good!

>> No.20178025

>>20177997
I've been here for an hour, I responded when I saw that someone actually mentioned me. I read the thread from yesterday then moved onto this one.

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>>20178006

>> No.20178035
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Did you make it through the first night?

>> No.20178051

>>20177997
I do have the information and that's why I know you're full of shit. The vast majority of tagged content after he took over got uploaded. I know this because I kept track of it myself with my own folders, religiously. The only odd one or two images that got missed were exactly what you're complaining about the wiki having in the first place, shit art and them being missed in the first place was rare.
You just seem mad about the dragon since you've bitched about that exact picture in the past.
>Suspiciously though, a certain duscussed uploader arrives as soon as he gets mentioned.
Almost as if this is a public thread and he's a regular? If you paid attention as much as you claim you do you would have noticed by now. It's like mentioning KDF and being surprised he pops up, you paranoid nut.

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>>20177663
>>20177702
Here's a quickie, Art meets a seemingly friendly cuttlefish that helps him discover something nice but then things go horribly wrong.
Will update again tomorrow or Sunday, depending. With more tentacled girls then.

https://pastebin.com/rF6BDLbF

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>>20178035
Yes.

>> No.20178084

>>20176525
>not only accept the love and care of Monster girls but to also become incubized???
For me it's just that incubization makes things really easy. I'm already a lewd person and would love to fuck my waifu for long periods of times without stopping, and I could do that with just normal magic but I'd have to spend quite a bit of time learning spells and whatnot.
Incubization just does that for me and I'd be able to focus on learning and training to get strong.

>> No.20178132

>>20176553
Stealing her stuff will definitely make her notice you.

>> No.20178134
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20178134

>tfw no succubus daughteru

>> No.20178141

>>20178069
Thanks for the update. Honestly, I had something completely different in mind when you said "things go horribly wrong", but I guess things can't get much worse than the Heyerdahl falling apart and dumping everything into the ocean. Can't wait for more.
>"Lib dumit"
D'aww.

>> No.20178166

>>20178134
What's with all the string?

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Meat and ice.

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>> No.20178258

>>20178006
Competing wives are great

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>>20178258
Cooperating wives are better.

>> No.20178321

>>20176794
>”My breasts? Why, they’re marvelous aren’t they? My dear sugar pie made sure they were extra durable and full for him to forcibly have his way with~”
>flashback to the pre-wight patchwork zombie tripping everywhere, but thankfully her face doesn’t get busted up due to her funbags cushioning her
>”...And this svelte waist? This was his way of making sure he could grab on and ravage me with brute force~!”
>Flashback to patchwork zombie being conveniently carried by the waist home, after she got lost in the snow and froze up more than a jiangshi, chittering and begging for ‘waaaarm’
>”Why, I do declare my sugar pie built me purely for sex!”
>flashback to husband comfortably snoozing with his head resting on the thighs of his mid-Wighting patchwork, as she strokes his hair and starts to have simple thoughts beyond ‘warm’ and ‘sex’ such as ‘cuddle’ ‘cherish’ and ‘protect’

>> No.20178343

>>20178321
Monstergirls would probably brag a lot about their sex lives, moreso then men as female humans combined, whether it was true or not.
>Vampire pouts and says ‘oh yeah? Well I suck my bloodbag’s arteries dry every night!’ which only makes PatchWight smugger

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>> No.20178377

>>20178345
How pleasant.

>> No.20178391

>>20178321
Zombies are so adorably dumb, I almost don't want mine to wight

>> No.20178423

>>20178192
Frozen fish for dinner again? We've had it 5 days in a row

>> No.20178503
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I love my ki

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>> No.20178530

>>20178522
As someone who has owned both cats and dogs at the same time, cats are indeed above dogs in the pecking order.

>> No.20178550
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Would you take her home?

>> No.20178567

>>20178503
Anon, are you there?

>> No.20178571

>>20178567
Follow the bunyip protocol and go about your day. Ignore the schluping sounds.

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>>20178567
Anon's a little preoccupied right now. Did you have business with him or something?

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How would you rate this smile?

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>> No.20178609

>>20178589
Million dollar smile!

>> No.20178611

>>20176581
https://youtu.be/nyc0uX2JVeM

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>>20178589
8/10

>> No.20178621

>>20178310
Sometimes those things overlap in a threesome.

>> No.20178623

Remember to headpat and kiss your cow girls regularly. It's very easy for them to die due to a broken heart or loneliness!

>> No.20178633

>>20178623
I thought that was wabbits.

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>>20178623

>> No.20178637

>>20178591
I’d take any of those girls.
Big smith cyclops a cute!

>> No.20178641
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20178641

God bless Nano.

>> No.20178645

>>20178641
Cute spooks, although now is the season of birb stuffing

>> No.20178647

>>20178641
That hat looks pissed

>> No.20178650

>>20178530
>>20178522
The left is a man.

>> No.20178652

>>20178645
>eyeing JubJub wife wickedly menacingly
>”C-chirrp? Hub Hub has bought so much food! W-what is Hub Hub doing...!”

>> No.20178654

>>20178647
You try telling a snake it's going to Slytherin.

>> No.20178656

>>20178652
Messing with birbs is the best

>> No.20178662

>>20178589
Shark teeth activate the Prey Animal instinct in me. She could be the sweetest girl but I'd still back away slowly...no sudden movements...

>> No.20178668

>>20178652
That JubJub is gonna get ChubChub

>> No.20178669

>>20178668
She’s gonna get the chubchub as well

>> No.20178671

>>20178556
Of course. I always wanted an onee-san.

>> No.20178677

>>20178668
I can't not imagine jubjubs as anything other than chubchub. It's just not right.

>> No.20178706

>>20178677
I hear you.
Them and cheshires both

>> No.20178722

>>20178652
>>20178668
>>20178677
>>20178706
Fuck off back to /d/ with this fat fetish garbage.

>> No.20178742

>>20178722
Skeleton please, Halloween is over

>> No.20178746
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20178746

Meanwhile at the Monster Girl Tavern...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZUUf6IFSdc

>> No.20178748

>>20176489
>Using that retard's graph

>> No.20178773

Remember, anon, doggirls are obsessed with having puppies. If you rub one's belly without protection, you have to take responsibility and help her repopulate a small island's worth.

>> No.20178777

>>20178746
You probably have Orc bar maids swooning over the rangers that pop in

>> No.20178779
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>>20178742
>if you're not morbidly obese then you're a skeleton

>> No.20178808

>>20178779
Reminder that there is a skeleton inside you .

>> No.20178815
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>>20178808

>> No.20178835

>>20178815
I want to get inside that skeleton.

>> No.20178837

>>20178815
Skellies a cute.
Also good pillows

>> No.20178865

Post brown elf momster booty pls

>> No.20178866
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20178866

>> No.20178871
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>>20178865

>> No.20178874 [DELETED] 
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>>20178865
As a white man, I like white skinned monster girls better.

>> No.20178887

>>20178874
Brown skin and white hair is the best

Yetis are the best because they have white hair and white fur

>> No.20178888

>>20178550
chesticles is the least erotic term I've ever heard

>> No.20178892
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>> No.20178896

>>20178887
>Brown skin and white hair is the best
I concur

>> No.20178909
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20178909

>>20178887
>>20178896
I prefer brown skin and purple hair.

>> No.20178914

>>20178909
I would do so many unholy and degenerate things with a jabberwock.

>> No.20178917
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>>20178746

>> No.20178925

>>20178917
I want a monster with a German accent heavier than her breasts!

>> No.20178926
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>>20178917
What a dork.

>> No.20178929

>>20178926
Do not call knights dorks.

>> No.20178931

>>20178926
Knightly dorks with massive tits!

>> No.20178932

>>20178931
Filled with nobility and chivalry!

>> No.20178933
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>>20178929
You can't tell me what to do.

>> No.20178943
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>>20178925

>> No.20178945
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20178945

New wife commission

>> No.20178947

>>20178932
More like fat and milk

>> No.20178949
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>> No.20178959
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20178959

>Oh, please do come... there's no need to fear us like we're poisonous...

>> No.20178964

>>20178943
I would never pull out.

>> No.20178978
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>> No.20178983

>>20178978
Cutest snek, all three of her

>> No.20178989
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20178989

I know it's been a while but I've returned to remind you.

No need to thank me.

>> No.20178990
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>>20178983
Three you say?

>> No.20179001

>>20178947
Are you saying those aren't good things too?

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>>2017900
They're all good.

>> No.20179015

>>20178945
So where's the full version?

>> No.20179016

>>20178945
Never stop commisioning gazer

>> No.20179018

>>20178345
The concept of a lamia using her tail to change her position is really underutilized. She could dangle herself in front of you for reversed Spider-Man kisses whenever. She could position herself parallel to the ground so you can get a look down her shirt. She could even raise her body up to boob hat you or give you an up skirt view.

>> No.20179023
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>>20179001
They're all good.

>> No.20179032

I want to be collared by a Tsurara-onna.

>> No.20179039

>>20178591
Silly girls. They’re sidegrades at the worst. Not everyone likes the frigid personality of the new girl. A Yukki Onna still sounds much more lovely than the new species.

>> No.20179052
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20179052

>>20179039
Yukis are secretly crazier.

>> No.20179069
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>>20178909
In general I like dark skin and light hair

>> No.20179076

>>20179052
Absolutely lovely.

>> No.20179082

>>20179069
In general, I think kuro is for making a family

>> No.20179090
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>>20179069

>> No.20179091
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20179091

This is my OC - Meduza.She is the leader of an all female monsters land.Vain and heartless,Meduza has the power to turn to stone anyone with lustful/perverted thoughts on her.

>> No.20179098

>>20179082
Can whatever the hell she is have children?

>> No.20179122
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>>20178978
best snek

>> No.20179132
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>>20179091
Are you lost? DeviantART is over there.

>> No.20179138
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20179138

How embarrassing would your waifu be as a parent?

>> No.20179143

>>20179138
She wouldn't be embarrassing at all, she'd be a great and proud dragon mom, if only a bit overly protective.

>> No.20179148
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>>20179138
The sort who gets along really well with her kids, but maybe not so much other people.

>> No.20179152

She'd go dressed as a cheerleader to support our daughterus when they play sports, so I'd say very embarrasing.

>> No.20179154

>>20179098
I think so?
It’s kinds fuzzy

>> No.20179159

>>20179152
Forgot to quote >>20179138

>> No.20179164

>"I'll live inside you forever, with Satan herself by my side!"

>> No.20179167
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Would you?

>> No.20179169

>>20179132
>Are you lost?
In an existential way

>> No.20179181
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>>20178026

>> No.20179184

>>20179167
She could use bigger bulbs, but I've never been turned away by the flytraps.

>> No.20179189

>>20179169
>KermitAndBatmanNodding.gif

>> No.20179198
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>>20179181

>> No.20179200

>>20179122
god i wish that were me

>> No.20179206

>>20179198
Wind goddess 2.0

>> No.20179207

>>20179198
Nice
>tfw not married to young snek, cc snek and loli frog

>> No.20179212
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>> No.20179218

>>20179015
I'd say keep an eye on twitter

>> No.20179220

>>20179132
What's the difference between OC posting and waifuposting?

>> No.20179232
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>>20179220
https://www.deviantart.com/gekkou25/art/Profile-Miko-The-Winged-Oomukade-Girl-615594156

>> No.20179233

>>20176489
Fuck off with your sperg chart bollocks

>> No.20179248

>>20179232
>She is the oldest sister of Eisheth Amara Sasami Nebula Eris Azrael Alma Rosemary

Fucking Habsburgs and their names

>> No.20179268
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>>20179248
Must be all the incest

>> No.20179270

>>20179232
Fuck, that's bad.

>> No.20179272

>>20178591
Nothing wrong with second place.

>> No.20179273

>>20179270
Feels like it is satire

>> No.20179283

>>20179181
Does she bark at strangers?

>> No.20179289

>>20179283
Only those that don’t donate

>> No.20179294

>>20179283
Barks at everyone and bites the hand that feeds her.

>> No.20179301 [SPOILER] 
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>>20179270
>>20179273
You haven't seen the half of it.

>> No.20179309

>>20179301
Don't post cursed images.

>> No.20179326
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>> No.20179344
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>> No.20179350

>>20179326
Cute plant.

>> No.20179356
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20179356

Pick your horsepussy.

>> No.20179365

>>20179301
Oh, I've seen all those already.

>> No.20179371
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>>20179365
You poor soul.

>> No.20179414

>>20179356
Hard to decide, they're both lovely idols.

>> No.20179429
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>> No.20179431

>>20179356
I'm sorry, but i don't care for horse pussy, do you have any Fox fluff i can have instead?

>> No.20179433

>>20179429
Zombie fox or Halloween costume?
You decide

>> No.20179438
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>>20179431
Have this homeless fox.

>> No.20179441
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>>20179431
Sure!

>> No.20179450

>>20179441
What's her favorite position and how fertile is she?

>> No.20179459
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20179459

Just because the bug girls have gone into hiding does not mean you are safe.

>> No.20179460
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>>20179450
Ask her yourself.

>> No.20179463

Friendly reminder that there is nothing more pure or more pleasurable than a loli monstergirl's cunny!

>> No.20179469

>>20179460
Well shit, now i'll definitely have to marry her.

>> No.20179472

I want to be aheagoed by a manticore

>> No.20179485
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>>20179472

>> No.20179500
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Post smug.

>> No.20179509
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>>20179438
I rather have a stoic fox.

>> No.20179515

>>20179509
I want to sneak behind her and give her a big hug and whisper that she has nothing more to worry about.

>> No.20179518
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>> No.20179534

>>20179198
Is that Ojama Yellow?

Either way, great snake.

>> No.20179546

>>20179356
Look more like trendy zebras to me.

>> No.20179554

>>20179371
>The outside world is scary, you’re safe in here.

>> No.20179572
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20179572

>click "Oldest" on MGE search results on Pixiv
>it's sneks all the way down

>> No.20179587

>>20179572
I really do not like drawings where the hair just turns into snakes halfway down
that's weird

>> No.20179590

What monster girl would have a minamoto no raikou personality?

>> No.20179604
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>>20179590

>> No.20179611
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>> No.20179622

>>20179604
God I want to fight this girl.

>> No.20179645
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>> No.20179658
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20179658

How do I get to Zipangu?

>> No.20179666

Take a hint dude.

>> No.20179676
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20179676

>>20179658
Ask a Hakutaku which way east is, then go just a smidge further than she tells you to.

>> No.20179679

>>20179572
Sneks are eternal. Lovely girls throughout history.

>> No.20179686
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>>20179676
Is that cow single?

>> No.20179687

>>20179645
Is this what happens when an Apophis family line moves up north?

>> No.20179693

>>20179438
Damn this bitch got big feet.

>> No.20179694

>>20179645
Ayayayapophis!

>> No.20179695
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>>20179687
If you accept the ideas that blue-skinned girls turn purple when they tan, then wouldn't apophii in northern climates just turn blue?

>> No.20179703

>>20179686
Which one? That hip young fresh graduate haku-sensei who works as a teacher's assistant with the sports teams, or the christmas cake haku-sensei who's gotten jaded and tired waiting for a good guy?

>> No.20179706

Reminder that cow girls are obsessed with reproduction, and showing anything less than eagerness when starting a family is mentioned around one will make her think that you don't love her.

>> No.20179709

>>20179686
The success of smart cows is really very unfair to the less competent bovines.
A redistribution of husbands should occur.

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20179719

>>20179709
>I'd love to see you try

>> No.20179720

>>20179686
>Yummy yummy chalk dust covered pointer

>> No.20179743
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20179743

>>20179720
No bully.

>> No.20179763
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20179763

>this will never be colored

>> No.20179767
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20179767

I got a fever, and the only prescription, is more monsters in Chinese dresses! They can really run the gamut from super cute to lethally sexy.

>> No.20179773
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20179773

>>20179767

>> No.20179782

>>20179763
>”Oh otouto, what are you doing~ you rascal~”
>”Don’t you know it’s nee-san’s job to pat you? Ah, but I suppose this is nice for a while~~~”
>her tentacles start squirming and gripping around your legs. You’re not going anywhere!

>> No.20179783

>>20179763
Take it to an edit thread. Maybe you'll get lucky and someone will color it for you.

>> No.20179786

>>20179773
Damn I love snakes so much.

>> No.20179799
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>> No.20179806
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20179806

>>20179767
Ah, the rare qipao snek. I feel the dress works best on long legs but there are so many variants it would be a shame not to let everyone try it.

>> No.20179809

>>20179429
Good as new!

>> No.20179817

>>20179806
meant for >>20179773

Was busy looking at panda titties.

>> No.20179824
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20179824

>>20179817

>> No.20179835

>>20179824
Travelers who get lost in one of the Mist Continent's Bamboo Forests might be treated to a special Panda Lapdance!

>> No.20179841
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20179841

when

>> No.20179847

>>20179232
>She can use her feathers as weapons hardening them like stainless steal.
Why stainless steel?

>> No.20179848

>>20179622
Gonna fight her and marry her

>> No.20179855
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20179855

>>20179835
The tactic was so successful at attracting husbands that some bamboo-dense regions of Zipangu even took it up. It's a cultural revolution!

>> No.20179858

>>20179841
I.....I think I know this artist.

>> No.20179861

>>20179806
Is there any species with longer legs than the lamia?

>> No.20179862

Do humans produce more men than women? Or are the number of monstergirls really low? What happens to the human women who can't find men due to being overshadowed by monstergirls? Polygamy? Joining a nunnery?

>> No.20179868

>>20179841
Goodness, what a big girl.

>> No.20179884

>>20176870
Is the best western style of dress, and
>>20179855
is the best eastern one.

If you think you can prove me wrong, please do.

>> No.20179896
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20179896

If you were forced to marry a monster girl of a stereotypical loli species, what would it be?
If you were forced to marry a monster girl of a stereotypical MILF/mature species, what would it be?
If you were forced to marry a monster girl of a very monstrous looking species, what would it be?
If you were forced to marry a monster girl of a very human-like species, what would it be?

Lastly, what's your favorite of them all?

>> No.20179899

im allergic to seafood :/

>> No.20179928

>>20179896
>implying anyone would want to marry me

>> No.20179934

>>20179928
Well I did say forced. It could be a 3rd party forcing you two together, but you get to pick in each case.

>> No.20179937

>>20179896
>If you were forced to marry a monster girl of a stereotypical loli species, what would it be?
Devil
>If you were forced to marry a monster girl of a stereotypical MILF/mature species, what would it be?
Titania
>If you were forced to marry a monster girl of a very monstrous looking species, what would it be?
Apophis
>If you were forced to marry a monster girl of a very human-like species, what would it be?
Vampire

>Lastly, what's your favorite of them all?
Vampire

>> No.20179954

>>20179896
-Alice
-Demon
-Jorogumo
-Dulluhan

>> No.20179974
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20179974

I bet these two became nurses just to milk people instead of healing them.

>> No.20179975

>>20179896
>loli
No. Maybe flow kelp, just because she can turn bodacious.
>MILF
White horn I guess looks mature? I like those.
>monstrous
Spider for sure.
>human-like
Kejourou.

>favorite
My one and only beautiful wife, of course. Harems are for people that aren't me.

>> No.20179978

>>20179896
Cowgirl
Cowgirl
Minotaur girl
Cowgirl
Cowgirl

>> No.20179986

>>20179896
Familiar
Holst
Arachne
Kunoichi

None - I enjoy a great many

>> No.20179988

>>20179806
Reminder these Pandas are used as the Demon Lords ambassadors.

>> No.20179996
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>>20179847
>why do they call it stainless steel if it can get stained?

>> No.20180001

>>20179988
That just means they like what I like. Monster girls getting along with humans and everyone meeting their perfect match.

>> No.20180008

>>20179896
>nacho
>troll
>cancer?
>troll
>troll

>> No.20180010

>>20179896
>loli species
Jinn of the Jar
>mature species
Automaton
>monstrous species
Shoggoth
>human-like species
Will o Wisp
>fav
Dark Slime

>> No.20180023

>>20179896
Kobold!

>> No.20180024

>>20179896
>If you were forced to marry a monster girl of a stereotypical loli species, what would it be?
Devil
>If you were forced to marry a monster girl of a stereotypical MILF/mature species, what would it be?
Demon
>If you were forced to marry a monster girl of a very monstrous looking species, what would it be?
Shoggoth
>If you were forced to marry a monster girl of a very human-like species, what would it be?
Lich

>> No.20180032
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20180032

>>20179896
Witch
Kraken
Sandworm
Dark Mage

Kraken.

>> No.20180042

>>20180008
>>20179978
Golf clap for two guys who know what's up.

>> No.20180067
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20180067

Is your waifu into cosplay?

>> No.20180071

>>20180067
yes, although she's too short and soft to really pull off much.

>> No.20180075
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20180075

>>20180067
When she has a certain role-playing scenario..

>> No.20180076

>>20180067
She cosplays as Satsuki.

>> No.20180082

>>20180067
Oh, very much so!

>> No.20180085
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20180085

>>20180076
>Satsuki

>> No.20180087

>>20180067
Nah, we're more about the roleplay. She wouldn't take much convincing to try it, though.

>> No.20180088

>>20180085
No other Satsuki.

>> No.20180095
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20180095

>>20180067
She is and I call her a nerd for it, but it's also very cute to see.

>> No.20180097

>>20179896
Familiar
Ice Queen
Ushi oni
Nurarihyon

Dragon.

>> No.20180101

>>20180088
is it wrong that I want a girl that always seems to have Satsuki's frown of disdain.

>> No.20180109

>>20179896
>If you were forced to marry a monster girl of a stereotypical loli species, what would it be?
Alice
>If you were forced to marry a monster girl of a stereotypical MILF/mature species, what would it be?
Night Gaunt
>If you were forced to marry a monster girl of a very monstrous looking species, what would it be?
Mindflayer
>If you were forced to marry a monster girl of a very human-like species, what would it be?
Ghoul

>> No.20180111

>>20180101
Is it because you think you're the only one who could make her happy?

>> No.20180113
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>>20180067
Most definitely

>> No.20180121

>>20180111
No, its because I want her to try and maintain that look while discussing the lewd things she wants to do or during a hard boning.

>> No.20180126
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20180126

>>20180067
Yes!

>> No.20180141

>>20180095
A+ taste.

>> No.20180146
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20180146

>> No.20180148

>>20179896
Living Doll
Troll
Dorome
Kunoichi

Troll

>> No.20180158

>>20180121
Interesting idea.

>> No.20180178

>>20180067
Not at all, I'd be more into cosplay than her though I'd make her wear a maid dress every once in a while despite her proudness being against it.

>> No.20180196

>>20180158
The best thing about such a look, all prideful and filled with vague disgust is breaking it.

>> No.20180207

>>20179896
>Bapho
>Demon
>Sandworm
>P'orc

Sandworm

>> No.20180208

>>20180196
What about breaking it with love?

>> No.20180213
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20180213

>>20179896
>If you were forced to marry a monster girl of a stereotypical loli species, what would it be?
Giant Slug ( Post-Salt )

>If you were forced to marry a monster girl of a stereotypical MILF/mature species, what would it be?
Otohime

>If you were forced to marry a monster girl of a very monstrous looking species, what would it be?
Ushi-Oni

>If you were forced to marry a monster girl of a very human-like species, what would it be?
Dark Elf

>Lastly, what's your favorite of them all?
Werewolf.

>> No.20180218

>>20180208
Well yeah, that can be a part of it.

>> No.20180288
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20180288

Best dumb lizard.

>> No.20180298

>>20180288
Please, you gotta impregnate that dumb lizard.
Then she'll be the best

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>>20180113

>> No.20180334

>>20179896
Houri isn’t cheating, right? She’s mostly loli kinda.
Kraken, easy. They’re mature onee-sans.
If Kraken doesn’t count again, then Tentacle. Holding hands with her succstalk!
Trumpart. They’re very human looking minus the card. A heart’s one.
Probably Kraken-nee!

>> No.20180340

>>20180334
I think Houris are more petite than loli

>> No.20180346
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20180346

Touch fluffy ears.

>> No.20180345

>>20180334
>>20180340
This. Houris are sweet little shorty girlfriends, not lolis.

>> No.20180361

>>20180340
>>20180345
What would a defectively FUCKIN HUEG houri be like?

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>>20180361

>> No.20180379

>>20180361
Make one eight feet tall, give her massive tits, hips, and ass, and then make her a sweety homemaker.

Also
>Defectively

>> No.20180381

>>20180361
>”U-um, hello beloved! I-I have been sent here by the most exalted Eros to reward you for your kindness and good deeds! P-please accept me as your blushing b-bride!”
>you are staring out the doorway at a face full of eye-level abs, the pink frilly clothing barely containing the hulking behemoth nervously fidgeting on your doorstep
>you can’t even see her face. She’s too tall, and her massive tits are in the way, that from this angle you can’t even see her immense blush and watering eyes
>”U-um!”
>she shifts and bends down, twisting her head and torso so she can barely look inside- her shoulder blades too wide to fit in straight on.
>”C-can I come in?”

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20180387

Would you get in the bath with them?

>> No.20180390

>>20180381
Yes she can.
yes she very much can.

>> No.20180395

>>20180379
>>20180381
>come into the bedroom on her first night there with you
>she’s wearing a negligee that might as well be a bib, and is sprawled with her arms and legs hanging off the side of the bed, nearly touching the floor with all four
>”P-please be gentle!!!”

>> No.20180399

>>20180387
That "water" doesn't look too inviting for the likes of me.

>> No.20180408

>>20180395
The most gentle.
She's a delicate little flower after all.

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20180432

>>20180408

>> No.20180442

>>20180432
This but she's huge

>> No.20180461

Is it wrong that I want to pound a loli cupid with thick elin thighs until she has trouble firing her arrows the next day due to balance issues?

>> No.20180466
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20180466

Like many, I like the majesty of the MGE centaur, yet am repulsed by the idea of fucking a horse.

But there is another way. I now want porn of this.

>> No.20180477

>>20180408
>>20180432
>Hugeri wife tries this pose on the bed for you
>it cracks and breaks underneath her
>she’s sobbing the whole next hour while you console her and insist it was very very cute

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>>20180466
You've got three options.
1. Embrace it
2. Horse tiddies
3. Frontpussy

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>>20180466
No problem.

>> No.20180499

>>20180492
>>20180479

Yeah, in addition to that.

>> No.20180509

>>20180479
What a whorse

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>>20180509
Centorea is literally purest girl.

>> No.20180530

I'm not ready to say goodbye to the greenworms.

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20180536

>>20180530

>> No.20180539

>>20180477
It just gets cuter!
She's my big, cute wife.

>> No.20180548

>>20180509
>>20180492
I want a Bicorn thats a huge pervert.

>> No.20180549

>>20180536
>Why is half of my salad gone?

>> No.20180558
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>>20180548
In other words, an ordinary bicorn?

>> No.20180567

>>20180558
Maybe.
All I know is I want her to want to be the biggest breasted in the harem.

>> No.20180586

>>20180558
I'm sure there are bicorns that are pervert ina a cute way as well.

Honestly, I've come to really like bicorns since I find the idea of her going "My husband is so good it would be cruel of me to not share him" kind of cute.

>> No.20180594

>>20180586
What would be funny would be one that doesn't change all that much from when she was a uni, now she just wants to share him

>> No.20180597

>>20179896
>Loli
I’m heavily against it, but if forced, I’d choose a Kelp or Familiar I could mold into a better body type. If you’re an ass about it, some baphomet or something.
>MILF
Dark Mage, Kraken, Holst or Jabberwock
>Monstrous
Using monstrous loosely, Centaur, Wendigo, Nightgaunt, or Sandworm
>Human-like
Succubi are vanilla for a reason. Light Valkyrie, Slime Carrier and Dhampire are good too.

My most favorite of all is the Lamia family though. No other species can give you the same quality loving that they can offer. I avoided picking them for any subcategory to see what else I could come up with. Snakes are just so perfect.

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>>20180549
A ninja got it!

>> No.20180606

>>20180598
A Kunoichi of the Caterpillar Clan! Very dangerous!

>> No.20180608

>>20180594
That's even cuter!
I could imagine her being super obsessed about only letting virgins fuck you.

>> No.20180614

Happy smiling greenworm daughters.

>> No.20180619

>>20180608
I can see it.
She'd probably go on with how great their first time was, blushing and stammering on the especially lewd bits.

>> No.20180620

>>20180146
That white must contrast really well against her green and gray.

>> No.20180624

>>20180567
Basically like the Harem of collar book.

>> No.20180625
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20180625

>> No.20180629

>>20180624
Well, more like she makes sure she has the biggest assets when possible, although she'd make sure the other girls specialize in a certain 'type'

>> No.20180637

>>20180619
>Bicorn is too embarrassed and pure to do anything but normal vanilla sex.
>Get super embarrassed when other girls try to do anything non-vanilla with anon
I love it.

>> No.20180638

>>20180479
>>20180521
Adorably pure pervert

>> No.20180643

>>20180637
>One girl suggests anon try anal with her at breakfast.
>Bicorn starts almost choking on her juice.

>> No.20180650 [SPOILER] 
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>>20179896
>If you were forced to marry a monster girl of a stereotypical loli species, what would it be?
Definitely either Large mouse or dormouse. Best lolis, hands down.
>If you were forced to marry a monster girl of a stereotypical MILF/mature species, what would it be?
Nurarihyon, having an adoptive momster that helps you amass a harem of whatever you'd like would be nothing but amazing.
>If you were forced to marry a monster girl of a very monstrous looking species, what would it be?
Wife slime, they are probably the most monstrous i'd be willing to go.
>If you were forced to marry a monster girl of a very human-like species, what would it be?
Redcap!

>Lastly, what's your favorite of them all?
Pic related.

>> No.20180675

>>20180629
What kind of "types"?

>> No.20180679

>>20180213
>lesbian feminist cunt Carmilla
Fuck the Castlevania Netflix series.

>> No.20180687

>>20180675
You need a bottom heavy girl, a top heavy girl (her), a chubby one, a loli, a muscled girl, etc.

>> No.20180689
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20180689

Alright, who touched the reverse scale?

>> No.20180691
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>>20179896
If you were forced to marry a monster girl of a stereotypical loli species, what would it be?
Familiar.
If you were forced to marry a monster girl of a stereotypical MILF/mature species, what would it be?
Troll.
If you were forced to marry a monster girl of a very monstrous looking species, what would it be?
Would Automatons count as being monstrous in some fashion, even though they're magitch + DE gynoids?
If you were forced to marry a monster girl of a very human-like species, what would it be?
Dark Mage.

>> No.20180692

>>20180689
Wasn't me!

What happens if a Ryu touches her own reverse scale?

>> No.20180694

>>20180691
And I fucked the format up, whoopideedoo.

>> No.20180695

>>20180692
I think it’s like how you can’t tickle yourself.

>> No.20180703

>>20180695
There are ways around that anon. I mean, she could just attach a vibrating clamp to it or something!

>> No.20180719

>>20180692
>then it would literally never stop raining.

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>>20180692

>> No.20180743
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>>20180691
I fucking love Houtengeki

>> No.20180759
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>>20180719
>Nureonagos everywhere rejoice.

>> No.20180794
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>>20180067
With the help of her Tsurara friend she has icicles for her freeze gun

>> No.20180798
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20180798

https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/3305725

>> No.20180808

anyone has that pic of a lamia and a guy having sex but the whole image is just their their behinds?

>> No.20180809

Who do you think would be most embarrassed by their profile description?

>> No.20180815
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20180815

>>20180808

>> No.20180821

>>20180809
Any of the ones that get their weaknesses or dislikes exposed, like jinn of the jar, mimic, vampire etc.

Or maybe ones that have their real feelings they like to keep hidden revealed, like manticore.

>> No.20180824

>>20180798
I like this but it doesn't belong here

>> No.20180830

>>20180809
Mere female lizard is fun to poke at their ego with.

>> No.20180835
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>>20180809

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>>20180830

>> No.20180841

>>20180839
Proceeding as intended.

>> No.20180865

>>20180759
>yaaaay
>unless dear husband doesn’t like the rain...

>> No.20180866

>>20180841
Was getting your pelvis shattered part of your plan?

>> No.20180868

>>20180839
Damn, I wish somebody would translate this. Is whoever did the sandworm, kraken, jabberwock, etc. doujins just not into it anymore?

>> No.20180882
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>>20180868
They were translated by different people. The sandworm and kraken doujins were translated by rampantserenity, the liliraune doujin was translated by kuzno12, and the wock doujin was translated by damnspams.

>> No.20180885

>>20180866
It's a good way to ensure a monster takes responsibility.

>> No.20180896
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20180896

Shopping.

>> No.20180897 [SPOILER]  [DELETED] 
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>If you were forced to marry a monster girl of a stereotypical loli species, what would it be?
[Spoiler]pickle[/spoiler]
>If you were forced to marry a monster girl of a stereotypical MILF/mature species, what would it be?
[Spoiler]pickle[/spoiler]
>If you were forced to marry a monster girl of a very monstrous looking species, what would it be?
[Spoiler]pickle[/spoiler]
>If you were forced to marry a monster girl of a very human-like species, what would it be?
[Spoiler]pickle[/spoiler]
>Lastly, what's your favorite of them all?
[Spoiler]pickle[/spoiler]

>> No.20180903

Do not touch it.

>> No.20180905 [SPOILER]  [DELETED] 
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>>20180897
Whoopsie I forgot to quote
>>20179896

>> No.20180906

>>20180896
God I wish that were me.

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>>20180903
>He doesn't like pickles
YIKES. What is it like having such shit taste bro?

>> No.20180912

>>20180896
Nice eyebrows.

>> No.20180915

Fuck me, it's the pickle pillager again. Well off to /tg/.

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How come you faggot nigger mods haven’t banned the pickle spammer yet?

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Bros it is Friday night and I have literally nothing better to do right now

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>>20180917
Delet this.

Pickles are pure

>> No.20180922 [DELETED] 

>>20180915
Stay there you fucking nigger faggot.

>> No.20180926

>>20180922
Reminder that by replying to bait, you are worse than the bait

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>>20180917
Why haven't you killed yourself yet faglord

>> No.20180933

>>20180926
You sound like a master baiter yourself.

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>>20180917
Fuck you

>> No.20180941

>>20180809
Alps, especially with the atrocious clothing.

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Pickle rock is the house tonight!!!!!!

Everybody just have a good time!

>> No.20180944

>>20180798
>Mikoyan
Hard pass from me, dog.

>> No.20180946

>>20180809
Atlach-Nacha

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>>20180942

>> No.20180950

>>20180944
It'd be better if it wasn't mini giantess.

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>> No.20180958

>>20180815
thanks

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Pickles

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I would of thought it would be quite easy

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>>20180958
You're welcome.

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>> No.20180973

>>20180967
It's hard when it's impossible to stop.

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>>20180967
>wikiHow

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>>20176753

>> No.20180980

Fun fact: Scyllas give bonus love to husbands who can actually pronounce "scylla"

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>> No.20180986

>>20180975
Wiki how is more funny then informative
Cant see anyone i know taking it seriously

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Is it bad that spamming pickles is literally the only source of joy in my life?

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>> No.20180990

>>20180987
>tfw no pickle alraune to make the pain stop

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>>20180988
Would be better if she was being fucked with a big green pickle

>> No.20180995

>>20179896
>If you were forced to marry a monster girl of a stereotypical loli species, what would it be?
Nacho
>If you were forced to marry a monster girl of a stereotypical MILF/mature species, what would it be?
Dark Mage
>If you were forced to marry a monster girl of a very monstrous looking species, what would it be?
Ryuu
>If you were forced to marry a monster girl of a very human-like species, what would it be?
Wight

>Lastly, what's your favorite of them all?
Wight

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>>20180990
Would a pickle alraune fuck my ass and simultaneously rape my mouth with her pickles?

>> No.20180998

>>20180988
I actually don't mind ropers that much

>> No.20180999

>>20180980
Is “sky-la” not correct?

>> No.20181005

>>20180999
No, its Sil-uh

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Haha you pathetic beta virgins are getting PICKLED and there is nothing you can do to stop it lol xd rofl

>> No.20181009

>>20180999
It is
Most people that I've talked to say "silla"
>>20181005
>From Latin Scylla, from Ancient Greek Σκύλλα (Skúlla).

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>>20181006

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>>20181011

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>>20181009
The greeks were wrong, English is all that matters

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>>20181013

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>>20181009
That looks more like a nightmare I had while in Diff. Eq.

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>>20181017

>> No.20181026

>>20180990
Wouldn't that just be a cucumber alarune?

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>>20181024

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>>20181027

>> No.20181031

>>20180988
I think it’s more that I just don’t understand how Ropers work. You have a nun with a thing connected to her and you have this monstrosity. What’s going on?

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>>20181028

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>>20181034

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>>20181036

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>>20181039

>> No.20181047

>>20180868
The kid is saying this is where he was told the bad dragon was
The dragon is asking why he came here

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>>20181045

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>>20181050

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>>20181057

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>>20181061

>> No.20181074

How much of a hack am I as a writer if that soul binding rite from Necromancy gave me a stupid idea to run with in a re-write of an old story I did?

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>>20181069

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>>20181076

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Remember that the best thing to do to a freshly turned monster is molest them
That way the first thing they feel is pleasure from you and the can figure out shit like moving about with the extra parts later

>> No.20181086

All praise the Kikis!

>> No.20181088

>>20181074
If you thing you could rewrite a story for the better, go for it
Just dont go full george lucas

>> No.20181092

>>20181086
All meidos that remove filth are embraced!

>> No.20181095

>>20181092
But, what if we are the filth?

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>>20181031
The profile says that when a woman gets turned into a roper, they can generate their own clothing. Francisca chose that look because she's a chuuni at heart.

>> No.20181097

>>20181095
Then they'll 'clean' you good.

>> No.20181102

>>20181096
They also pretend to be women in distress just to lure you in too.

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Is it over?

>> No.20181105

>>20181088
Never did understand the "han shot first" thing

>> No.20181106

>>20181081
Post-shed snakes is a nice moment too.

>> No.20181111

>>20181104
For now.

>>20181096
>dat camel toe

>> No.20181117

>>20181086
I’ll put them in bondage snd hook them up to a milking machine.

>> No.20181120

>>20181105
Old scene has han shoot alien dude as hes talking to him
New scene makes it look like a self defence moment instead of defining the "outlaw" han is meant to be

>> No.20181122

>>20181117
Anon don't you fuckin' dare.

>> No.20181123

>>20181106
I think the vanilla Lamia profile mentions this too.

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>>20181123

>> No.20181140

>>20181097
Ah, the good old murder maid. My favorite.

>> No.20181149

>>20181122
I’m gonna do it and there’s nothing you can do to stop me.

>> No.20181150
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>>20181140
>Here in America, Maid take out trash and clean house, and women tell her it is hard work and thankless
>In Old Country Maid also take out trash and clean house, but trash walk on two legs and fight back.
>This work better.

>> No.20181159

>>20181150
I want Cleaner Kiki to tell me stories about the old country!

>> No.20181165

>>20181086
>>20181092
Fuck off, mods are gutter trash that let this go on for days.

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When is KC gonna release a designated buttslut MG?

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>>20181095
I actually have a relevant image

>> No.20181177

>>20181174
>square grenade
Silly Shoggy.

>> No.20181182

>>20181168
Anubis.

>> No.20181189

>>20181182
If this thread was to be believed, I don't know if there was another use for a loli anubis.

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>>20181182
Boring.

>> No.20181230

>>20181197
Anubi are not boring, they're just regimented and moderately strict.

>> No.20181231

>>20177718
>Comes home and slams the door
>You greet her in your apron and tell her dinner is ready
>She wordlessly moves past you and pours herself a tall glass of whisky
>Lets out a disgusted sigh as she finishes it
>Reaches into a drawer and starts pulling out torture gear
> you're fully erect because you know what's about to happen

>> No.20181238

>>20181231
I love the fact that this could go either way

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>> No.20181282

>>20181269
Tiamat?

>> No.20181289
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>>20181282
Yes.

>> No.20181290

>>20181088
I mean, it makes more sense to me, at least than her manipulating karma to have her reincarnated husband come to her.

>> No.20181296

>>20181289
>>20181269
That damn thing has been haunting me since childhood. I've grown up with that particular dragon all over, and never knowing who it was or where it came from.

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https://i.imgur.com/KChPrmj.jpg

>> No.20181344

>>20181165
Who said anything about them?

>> No.20181349

>>20181278
Sleepyip.

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>>20181349
Cutieyip.

>> No.20181369

>>20181314
Bold Nightgaunt! Looking her husband right in the face during sex!

>> No.20181384

>>20181363
Rape is imminent

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>>20181369
The best kind of nightgaunt.

>> No.20181408

>>20181314
Where have his legs gone? Or are they already the wings?
I thought this would look more like tickling.

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>>20181384
Delete this.

>> No.20181418

>>20181414
That’s a picture of afterglow and you know it.

>> No.20181419

>>20181314
what happens when you strip a nightgaunt nude?

>> No.20181426

>>20181363
Cunnyip!

>> No.20181429

If you got to change any of the monster girls from MGE who would it be and why.

for me it's Cait sith to be way less furry because I like the idea of them forcing themselves in your home and making you their slave rather then taking your somewhere else and also I like their punishment for those who harm cats

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>>20181419
Something like this I suppose.

>> No.20181441

>>20181418
Does that look like the face of a man that has been raped?

>> No.20181444

>>20181429
The punishment is just. You don’t have to like cats, but don’t be a dick.

>> No.20181447

>>20181441
I don’t know?

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>>20181444
Cats are literally Satan in animal form.

>> No.20181459

>>20181454
Fuck you KDF.

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>>20181459
>KDF is the only kobold fan in the entire multiverse

>> No.20181474

>>20181471
Opinions of avatarfags are counterproductive.

>> No.20181475

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that, no, a gold dragon isn't literally made of gold.
Bullying them won't get you rare gear.

>> No.20181480

>>20181459
You're a dummy anon, I actually have a cat.

>> No.20181484

>>20181444
it is just. And i guess whoever does harm a cat do deserve to be raped by degenerate Furs but still, i wish they were different.

>> No.20181487

>>20181475
Gold dragons get their name because they poop gold.

>> No.20181492

>>20181487
No, its because of scale coloration.
Not whatever weirdness you're going on about.

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>>20181454
Yes, but some people choose to play devil’s advocate and they should be judged, but respected.

Give me a happy wan over a cat any day of the week.

>> No.20181503

>>20181475
I wish a dragon girl would give me some gold... I guess i'll go cry to a hellhound instead.

>> No.20181506

>>20181492
>t. confused gold dragon

>> No.20181556
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Chupacabra when?

>> No.20181583

>>20181444
Cats infect people with brain parasites that make them appear cute to us. Look it up.

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>> No.20181602

>>20181150
That is such a cool pose. I would pay for a figure of that pretty gunslinger kiki.

>> No.20181604

>>20181583
I don’t doubt it. I’ve never found cats all that attractive. Is there anything besides shitting in a box that they have over dogs?

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>>20181602
>I would pay for a figure of that pretty gunslinger kiki

>> No.20181617

>>20181597
>ᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬ

>> No.20181620

>>20181612
I’ve heard rumors that some Tanukis have barbs hidden in their tails. Is this true? If so, how does one protect themselves?

>> No.20181626

>>20181612
Hey, I don't care if it all goes to the tanukis. I want that statue. Or at least a movie poster or something. Gunslinger Kiki would be a great summer blockbuster.

>> No.20181636

I want my Kiki daughteru to writhe around on my parts!

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>>20181617

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Why is this snek so smug?

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>> No.20181715

>>20181667
What kind of fairy tales do Wendigos listen to? Something like Snow White or Little Red Riding Hood?

>> No.20181719

>>20181713
Fuck off nigger.

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>It's bedtime kids

>> No.20181746

>>20181715
Young Wendigos always love the story of the Hogfather.

>> No.20181748

>>20181715
The donner party.

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Fall is comfy weather.

I just want to cuddle with my wife in some comfy weather.

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>>20181757
Hope you're prepared to give her your body heat.

>> No.20181778

What would you do if you found a Houri in your room?

>> No.20181788

>>20181778
hug

>> No.20181794

>>20181778
Politely inform her she's at the wrong apartment. The sub shop down the street is run by Muslims; she should try there.

>> No.20181796

>>20181794
>hey buddy I think you got the wrong door, the sub shop's two blocks down

>> No.20181797

>>20181778
Probably wonder if I had way too much to drink and/or if my drink was spiked.

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>>20181748
>"The people were so hungry, but then our tribe found them and gave them lots of stretchy meat so they weren't hungry anymore. That's how I met your papa actually."

>> No.20181804

>>20181748
nice

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>> No.20181836

>>20181824
ovo

>> No.20181870

Is it a hate crime to pass out condoms in MG territory? Is it an even worse hate crime to fuck a MG while using a condom?

>> No.20181880

>>20181870
It's a variety of neglect play.

>> No.20181899

>>20181870
Imagining the coversation one would have with their MG lover makes me chuckle

>"D-did you wear a Condom?"
>"Why don't i feel your seed flowing in me?"
>"Why did you do that?"
>"P-please! If i did something wrong just say so"
>"Do you not love me?"
>"Am i not good enough for you?"
>MG wife starts to cry as she feels empty inside in multiple ways

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I want to date the recurring joke villains of a Power Ranger show. When they've been forgotten while the Power Rangers fight the main villains.

>> No.20181950

>>20181778
Simply ask her what brings her to my room. She's connected to Eros, so any brash decisions or comments could be dangerous. You've got to treat it like the Ancient Greeks treated their gods in disguise.

>> No.20181953

>>20181950
>You've got to treat it like the Ancient Greeks treated their gods in disguise.
The Houri would probably cry at that. She'd know you were afraid of her instead of just accepting her boundless love for you. But mixed in with the tears of sorrow would be tears of happiness too, because at least she knows you respect the power of love and might someday accept her as a bride if she works really hard.

>> No.20181978

>>20181899
>Anon smugly takes off the condom and holds it over the succubus
>She is holding her hands to her face to hide the tears
>"Ahhhcuuuhhh wahhhh"
>Her cries are muffled by her hands as anon smugly laughs to himself over what a pathetic sight she is
>"waaahaaa waahaa wahahahahaha!"
>Her cries turn to a perverted laugh while she slowly reveals her dry face
>"You have already lost"
>'Huh?'
>Within a heartbeat, the rude anon is flat on his back with the succubus gyrating on his raw dick as her tongue enters his mouth for a deep kiss
>She breaks off after dazing him with her charm
>"You do realize succubi last for more than one round right?"
>She smothers him in love until he is able to shoot no more inside her, leaving her opening nearly leaking and him an ahegao'd mess

All in all, another successful role play night.

>> No.20181984

>>20181953
I wouldn't say afraid, maybe more respect for her power. The eternal honeymooner is quite the beauty to behold.

>> No.20182020

>>20181978
Shit. There goes the month.

>> No.20182154

>>20179896
>If you were forced to marry a monster girl of a stereotypical loli species, what would it be?
pailoli devil
>If you were forced to marry a monster girl of a stereotypical MILF/mature species, what would it be?
Dark Mage
>If you were forced to marry a monster girl of a very monstrous looking species, what would it be?
Vampire Mosquito/Hellhound/Manticore
>If you were forced to marry a monster girl of a very human-like species, what would it be?
Dark Mage

A single monster that is a combo of darkmage/vampsquito/hellhound/manticore.

>> No.20182286

>>20181978
>Not mastering the forbidden technique of the condom quick change

>> No.20182308

>>20182286
>forbidden technique of the condom quick change
In a remote Zipangu mountain village, an aged kunoichi silently curses under her breath for ever allowing such destructive knowledge to pass onto humans. Her husband ruffles her hair and tells her he's sure everything will turn out fine.

>> No.20182433

>>20181901
Aren't those Dragon Quest Monsters? I'm pretty sure that's the Jailcat and Gigantes monster respectively.

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>it can even be cast continuously during an ejaculation to maintain a nonstop ejaculation for as long as one pleases.
Cumflate the loli Dark Priest: Y/N?

>> No.20182571

>>20182536
I mean, I don't think I get a choice, do I?

>> No.20182585

>>20182571
You can always ask politely.
Doesn't she sounds like a nice girl who'd listen?
>The dark priest “Memiri”-chan, a yonge little devotee of the fallen god.
>They say she has a habit of performing the “miracle of recovery”, or rather, “kiss of recovery”, whenever lust is directed towards her because she finds it so lovely.

>> No.20182610
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Shh, wolfu is sleeping.

>> No.20182613

>>20182610
Would she wake up if you flopped your dick near her nose?

>> No.20182614

>>20182613
I wouldn't try it.

>> No.20182647

>>20182613
>Not sticking it in her ear
>Not ejaculating on her dreams
>Not impregnating her mind

>> No.20182654
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>>20182647
This guy.

>> No.20182659

>>20182614
Feel free to gently pet her and help her have comfy dreams then.

>>20182654
The best way to calm down an angry wolfu is to give her a juicy piece of meat.

>> No.20182661

>>20182610
Nothing quite like watching a wolfu sleep and promising her you'll keep her safe, despire the fact that she can't hear you at all.

>> No.20182674

>>20182654
Dreams of semen are good dreams.

>> No.20182678

>>20182647
Why does this sound oddly hot?

>> No.20182733
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I like monsters out of place with the modern world
like vampires figuring out how mobiles work as opposed to old telephones.
Or hakutakus questioning inventions

>> No.20182753

>>20182733
As someone who still doesn't have a smartphone I'd be right at home with such relics as these girls are.

>> No.20182760

>>20182733
>like vampires figuring out how mobiles work as opposed to old telephones.
I wonder about vampires that find out about the joys of odering food
but then the same could be said for dragons and nervous shut in monsters

>> No.20182769

>>20182733
>Haughty vampire can't handle touch screens and gets frustrated
>You advice her to tell the phone an order using voice command instead
>"Demonic machina, I order you to pledge lifelong allegiance to me!"
>Phone doesn't understand
>She burns the phone and says that dissident slaves must be punished

>> No.20182889

>>20182733
Modern stuff is boring.

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>>20182889
Do you need~
A break from modern living?

>> No.20182901

>>20182889
I wouldn't say boring, but it's definitely not well suited for anything more than short one-offs and comedy stuff.

>> No.20182977

>>20182889
I actually prefer modern settings most of the time
besides theirs plenty of fun to be had

>> No.20182988

>>20182894
manticores are so perfect. i just want to tease her relentlessly after were married.

>> No.20183032

>>20182889
You can spice it up by taking the time to think about the changes caused by the presence of magic and monsters. Don't just drop a Manticore in a completely normal city and call it a day.

>> No.20183040

>>20183032
Isn't that what the roulette does?

>> No.20183043

>>20182733
>Hakutaku-sensei! Do you know how a radio works!?
>'But of course! There's a wooden box, and inside there sits a tiny man. This tiny man speaks to you from inside the box with the daily news and is quite the minstrel!'
>Her face when the class can barely stifle their laughter

>> No.20183055

>>20183040
Yes
but the fact that people's reactions are nowhere near the norm combined with one or two people calling that shit out is what makes it interesting
The roulette goes a lot deeper than what Beast himself is willing to tread, it's a waste of potential if you ask me.

>> No.20183070

>>20183043
You know what would be good.
A young hakutaku learning things with her power and her mother helping to sort the information out
for example, kid-taku could learn about a fruit, and her mother could tell her the logic behind why it's spiky or something.

>> No.20183090

>>20182889
I have to agree with this, it's why I'm glad MGC as a concept here is mostly dead these days.

>> No.20183105

>>20183090
MGC was stupid, I think we could make modern settings better then that.

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>>20183105
>I think we could make modern settings better than that
One day I will, swear on me mum.

>> No.20183122

>>20183105
To be hones most monsters would do the same thing regardless of the background, the level of background tech would change the way a dragon acts im my mind.

>> No.20183129

>>20183122
Modern Dragons hoard bitcoin!

>> No.20183130

>>20183105
All it really takes is just not having the monsters be unsympathetic rapists and not have the humans be all mouth frothing monster hating rambos until they get some pussy.

>> No.20183167

>>20183055
>>20183105
I'd say the roulette is the best modern setting we have.
I just want to see a story done in the setting by someone other than Beast, maybe then we can get some balls rolling.

>> No.20183177

>>20183167
You saying Beast is a bad writer?

>> No.20183195

>>20181231
That's the life. She won't hold back on the demon realm silver crop!

>tfw dark elf wife is also very conscious of her age and how it took so long to get a man
>tfw she is also weak to cuddling

>> No.20183198

>>20183129
What kind of monsters would be the Bogs?

>> No.20183201

>>20183177
Not bad, he's always been in the mid tier in my books
But I feel like the roulette needs an expansion, someone else could add a bit more to the setting around the roulette, or perhaps give the wizard some flesh.

>> No.20183223

>>20183198
A pair of Lilim twins I guess.

>> No.20183224
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20183224

What was the first MG character you 'clicked' with?

>> No.20183226
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>>20181836

>> No.20183231

>>20183224
Rachnee

>> No.20183239

>>20183224
Either RO Dryads or Felicia.

>> No.20183241

>>20183070
>Kidtaku going on Dad's laptop to learn more about inter-species relationships
>Mom is too slow catching her
>Hundreds upon hundreds of lewds of her mom
>In nurse's outfits, in a teacher's outfit, there's one file she clicks on
>It's her mother in black crotchless garters and a silken bra, holding a positive pregnancy test, vials of spent liquid all over the bed as her pussy overflows with semen

>> No.20183248

>>20182889
>modern stuff is boring
>but generic medieval fantasies are fine

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>>20183224

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>>20183305
What would Wight-sensei draw for C95?

>> No.20183334

>>20183305
Shush you.
I just woke up to no meaty lich working on her meatier underlings.

>> No.20183359

>>20181168
KC doens't mention anal ever, does he?

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>>20183359

>> No.20183377

>>20183361
Well memed

>> No.20183400
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>> No.20183414

>>20183400
Cute CC japanese Idolu vampires Carmilla is for impregnating.

>> No.20183420
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>>20183414

>> No.20183437

>>20183420
A cute.

>> No.20183440
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>>20183420

>> No.20183444

>>20183305
Made for being lovingly held by warm hands and lustfully groped. And being tenderly bullied by living adult dick.

>> No.20183447

>>20183437
The blood of all the girls she killed worked wonders.

>> No.20183455
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>>20183437
>>20183440

>> No.20183460

>>20183447
Just gotta make her go true vampire and there you go, eternal youth

>> No.20183495
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20183495

>> No.20183504

>>20183070
So what happens when kid taku grows into teen taku and she needs advice on the boy she likes?

>> No.20183514

>>20181168
But a dedicated buttslut monster wouldn't actually be any fun. The best ones are those that have bodies weak to anal and minds that don't know it yet, like overconfident pear shaped lolis.

>> No.20183547

How would you like a haughty monster girl to teach you your place as her inferior human servant?
I personally want to lick wine from a vampire's feet.

>> No.20183555
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>>20183547
Become her stool/chair!

>> No.20183559
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>Join us

>> No.20183563

>>20183547
>>20183555
Anons with a Pharaoh waifu would have some experience being her footstool.

>> No.20183565

>>20183547
Her using me as a chair, doesn't matter if she's big or small

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>>20183547
That might be nice.

>> No.20183571

>>20183444
Don't just grope powerful undead without knowing what you're doing.

>> No.20183587

>>20183555
>>20183565
Being a chair to a smaller mistress who has a perfectly shaped petite butt and a weight that comforts your back, or god forbids, face, without putting too much strain on it sounds heavenly.
I can't say the same for a bigger mistress, it sounds both dangerous and unpleasant.

>> No.20183592

>>20183504
>Teentaku appears in class one day, with a boombox
"I will now do the native mating dance of my would-be husband's people!"
>Van McCoy's The Hustle
>She starts doing the dance in front of the entire class, garnering snickers from the Succubi in the room
>Until they realize she's actually going for it, going full commando
"Now class, The Hustle was performed by pre-Integration humans to garner favor with the Gods. Usually in the form of a Trans-Am."
>When Teentaku makes it a point to always flash her vag to her target

>> No.20183599

>>20183587
>I can't say the same for a bigger mistress, it sounds both dangerous and unpleasant.
An are you calling them fat? Do you have a death wish?

>> No.20183616

>>20183547
Being cursed with a spell that gives her limited control over my body.

>> No.20183621
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20183621

It is vampire posting time?

>> No.20183623

>>20183568
Colorful nails are a must on haughty monster girls.
I prefer them to be naturally colored, but I'll accept nail paint if I'm tasked to apply it.

>>20183599
>An are you calling them fat?
I can't even fathom the punishment one would receive for such an affront. Especially if it directed toward a monster girl whose weight all goes to the right places.

>> No.20183644

>>20183623
The punishment would probably a whipping followed by hard labor.

And then collecting those chocolate cakes she likes from the store in town.

>> No.20183651

>>20183644
Eh, I can take that

>> No.20183655

>>20183621
That particular vampire is too big and somewhat unhinged.

>>20183644
>Lewd whipping then having to princess carry her up the stairs
I can take it too.

>> No.20183656

>>20183651
Anon, there's a lot of cakes.

>> No.20183658

>>20183224
Miia

>> No.20183660

>>20183592
what the fuck has her mother been teaching her?

>> No.20183664

>>20183656
Like I said, I can take it

>> No.20183665

>>20183655
>Too big
Nothing like that,she just drank too much blood and went to waifu bits

>> No.20183668

>>20183664
Alright, I suppose the look on her face when you present them to her will be enough.

>> No.20183682

>>20183664
>>20183668
Chubby monster girls who eat that many chocolate cakes don't deserve a servant, if anything they deserve a gym membership.

>> No.20183691

>>20183587
>Being a chair to a smaller mistress who has a perfectly shaped petite butt and a weight that comforts your back, or god forbids, face, without putting too much strain on it sounds heavenly.

Yeah that is pretty great, though I wouldn't mind a lolipire mistress with a bigger butt

>> No.20183695

>>20183668
That it would be.

>>20183682
They deserve teasing.

>> No.20183698

>>20183691
Lolipires are for having the biggest of butts.

>> No.20183708

>>20183691
>>20183698
Lolipires with large rears are too lewd, it is said that pulling Excalibur out of the stone is child's play compared to pulling one's dick out of a lolipire's big butt.

>> No.20183717

>>20183708
That's only because no matter how haughty, how smug, or how angry, they always want it in.

>> No.20183783
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>>20183563
Oh I got all the experience. It's not even that hard. The hardest part of being her servant is remembering all her titles. What a glorious goddess!

>> No.20183790
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>I can fix it!

>> No.20183812

>>20183790
>Narutard Gremlin
No thanks, pirates > ninjas

>> No.20183820

>>20183783
>You get one of her 50+ titles wrong
>She uses her God voice to make you prostrate
>She then orders you to repeat all of them and this time without mistakes
Do not anger her a second time.

>> No.20183822

>>20183783
to many titles. Plus ratfus are way better than undead.

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>>20183812
You take that back?

>> No.20183843

>>20183835
>back?
*back!
Shit.

>> No.20183848

>>20183820
>tfw you fuck up her titles in front of foreign emissaries
>She brushes it off right there and then and gets to business
>you just know there will be hell to pay later on though

>> No.20183897

>>20183835
Kunoichis might be cute but I'd rather be the lone vulnerable deck-cleaner boy in a rowdy crew of pirate monster girls.

>>20183848
I wonder how much begging and praising it'd take to get her not to throw you in the horny crocodile pit.

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>>20183822
Ratcatchers have it tough

>> No.20183915

>>20183900
one slip up and your either over run by horny rat girls or taken back to a ratogirls lair for a heavy pelvic pounding

>> No.20183931

how about bad story ideas?
Like a how about the tale of a wererabbit stealing carrots
Or harry potter, but every female is a rapey dark mage

>> No.20183936

>>20183897
>I wonder how much begging and praising it'd take to get her not to throw you in the horny crocodile pit.

A lot of groveling and praising. Hopefully it turns her on enough.

>> No.20183951

>>20183900
>>20183915
>Man dedicates his life to eradicate the rat menace
>Slips up once and gets caught
>Ends up being a breeding male who impregnates over 200 rats
BAD END

>>20183931
Hopeless virgin teenager who lived his whole life in a human country somehow ends up in an all monster girl high school, shenanigans ensues.

>> No.20183967

>>20183951
That bad end is the perfect kind of poetic, especially since the rats would probably tease him about it every time he came inside them, or whenever they brought in his daughters to visit him. He'd probably break down the moment he is introduced to his first daughter and she instantly warms up to him/tries to cuddle him. Give up his rat-eradicating ways for good!

>> No.20183969

>>20183931
Monsters flood the upper management of the nazi party, making them chill the fuck out and preventing the holocaust

>> No.20183976

>>20183571
You just need to know what you're doing before feeling up powerful little undead girls, then.

>> No.20183981

>>20183969
>you will never live in the wolfu reich
>you will never be assigned as a husband to a big strong wolfu as part of your patriotic duty

>> No.20183989

>>20183931
First person experience of a dude getting his /d fetishes destroyed by a mindflayer
Or
Lich harrassing people she doesn't like with a trio of comedy zomibes

>> No.20184013
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>>20183989
>a dude getting his /d fetishes destroyed by a mindflayer

>> No.20184020

>>20183989
>>20184013
>A guy getting his /d/ fetishes reinforced by a Wonderland girl

>> No.20184022

>>20183976
You get hired as her servant and act as teasing as possible.

>> No.20184029

>>20183989
>>20184013
Mindflayers who do this often probably have go-tos for most /d/ fetishes
>Foot fetish becomes tentacle fetish
>Inflation becomes pregnancy
>Vore becomes deep kissing

>>20184020
Even Wonderland doesn't want anything to do with most fetishes.

>> No.20184030

>>20183989
What makes the first one bad?
Is he getting forced an the mindflayer a super bitch?

>> No.20184039
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20184039

"Umm....Hi?"

>> No.20184040

>>20184029
>Even Wonderland doesn't want anything to do with most fetishes.
Up until the point someone asks KC about them. Then it's the dumping ground for yet another fetish.

>> No.20184042

>>20184020
Did someone call my dear wife’s naaame~?

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>> No.20184048

>>20184029
>Even Wonderland doesn't want anything to do with most fetishes.
Citation needed.

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>>20183931
A man getting captured by a marauding party of Gnolls, being made to make love to the war chief's pseudo-penis/evolutionary joke of female genitalia.

Dark Slime forces a man to swallow a piece of her while she uses fluid pressure to forcibly make him masturbate himself and give him a painfully erect Johnson.

A man has to hunt down a Manticore who clings to the "Old Ways", leaving a trail of mangled bodies in her wake.

A by-the-book old school Succubus who fucks you into dried fish

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Nano drew a quick profile of the wife, with a pair of alts, and they are hella cute!

https://i.imgur.com/iMzXhNU.png
https://i.imgur.com/i5dUF0X.png

>> No.20184052

>>20184040
ntr and guro are still nonos.

>> No.20184055
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>"Hey anon,CHECK THIS OUT!"
how do you respond?

>> No.20184056

>>20184040
It pretty clearly is meant to be the ‘magical realm’ of the setting.
>>20184042
Shoo shoo, Hatterfag. It’s too early for your teas and crumpets.

>> No.20184063

>>20184056
Well they’re always prepared lest anyone want any!
We all need to cut loose from time to time, I say!

>> No.20184077

>>20184052
That's not really most fetishes though. Wonderland's fine with mock bestiality, mock gangbangs, tentacles, age play, body swapping and TG, mock yuri and public sex. If those are fine then "most" fetishes apart from the extremely obscure and the obvious ones would be good in their books.

>> No.20184088

>>20184050
Fuck off faggot

>> No.20184094
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>>20184040
That's the Sabbath.

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>>20184051
Nano's a great guy, the wife turned out looking really cute there.
Reminds me I didn't share this here yet either, he surprised me with a sketch of my Wight and I love it.

>> No.20184117

>>20179896
>If you were forced to marry a monster girl of a stereotypical loli species, what would it be?
Barometz

>If you were forced to marry a monster girl of a stereotypical MILF/mature species, what would it be?
Demon

>If you were forced to marry a monster girl of a very monstrous looking species, what would it be?
Unagi Joro

>If you were forced to marry a monster girl of a very human-like species, what would it be?
Houri

>Lastly, what's your favorite of them all?
Houri

>> No.20184125

>>20184077
>Mock bestiality
Pretty sure they go full on wanting your big red love rocket, knot included. Since you know, Wonderland wasn't fucking strange before.

>> No.20184151

>>20184115
Cute wight with a nice rack!

>> No.20184208
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>>20184125

>> No.20184220

>>20184208
>Its actually a centaur doing a strip tease.
>She gets mad at being labeled a donkey.

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>>20184220

>> No.20184269
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>>20184077
>everyone thinks KC is a turbo-vanillafag who throws all that in because somebody asked him and he's too timid to say no.
KC is just a /d/eviant who happens to draw the line at NTR. With the exception of body-swapping and mock-yuri, all of that stuff can be found outside Wonderland.

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>> No.20184421
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20184421

Sure is dead in here.

>> No.20184438

>>20184421
It’s more like you’re still waiting here while everyone else is doing other things.

>> No.20184454

>>20184055
>Are you drunk?

>> No.20184455

>>20184421
I had to go mow after lifting.
Not all of us can be soft like lich-cow

>> No.20184470

>>20184438
>everyone else is doing other things
Did the portals open?

>> No.20184479

>>20184421
dead inside if that counts

>> No.20184481

To an Ushi-Oni the clock is always set to "rape hour".
What time is it on your waifu's clock?

>> No.20184489

>>20184470
There's also these things called video games.

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>>20184088
They did ask for bad story ideas.

>> No.20184497

>>20184481
"Anon, praise me like the great being I am" o'clock

>> No.20184518

>>20184481
24 Hours of Smug

>> No.20184524

>>20184481
Tea time!

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20184562

Post comfy.

>> No.20184587

>>20184269
I don't recall mock bestiality being mentioned outside of Wonderland.

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>>20184562
Obligatory.

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>>20184587

>> No.20184604

>>20184587
It depends what beast medicine in the sabbath grimoire is.

>162 Tentacle Medicine
>163 Beast Medicine
>164 Doppelganger Medicine

>> No.20184610

>>20184598
>ywn be nacho spider or mindflayer squid contantly pumping semen into your wife.
portals when?

>> No.20184615

>>20184610
Night Gaunt > Nacho > Mindflayer

>> No.20184621

>>20184497
Spoiled dragons need to be denied until they pout.

>>20184524
The best way to enjoy a Mad Hatter's tea party is by drinking straight from her teabags.

>> No.20184630

>>20184621
But of course that’s true. Hot tea from her right, cool tea from her left! And plenty!

>> No.20184637

>>20184621
Anon please, my wife would pout and if I were to poke her cheeks she'd breathe fire on my face, possibly burning my eyebrowns. She needs to be pampered until she becomes mush.

>> No.20184647

>>20184621
>>20184630
I want to go to the BEEG part of wonderland.

>> No.20184674

>>20184524
>british grenadiers starts playing

>> No.20184675

>>20184647
A very common visiting spot for my Hatter and I! Bring your ‘appetite’!

>> No.20184680

>>20183967
>”Look honey! This is our daughter!”
>”OH YE GODS! I HAVE WROUGHT UPON THE WORLD MINE OWN ENEMY”
>’dada!’
>”Oh my goodness! That was her first word! Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh! Hubby! This is wonderful!”
>”THIS INFANT DARES TO Recognize Me as its loving father. This pitiful life seeks my protection and affection.”

>> No.20184686

>>20184675
Hey Hatter guy.
But yeah, would be great.
Cheshires, Trumparts, Alices.
The whole lot would be worth seeing.

>> No.20184712

>it's an another "everyone is reminded how garbage wonderland is and what /d/egenerates wonderlandfags are" episode

>> No.20184718

>>20184712
I dunno, sounds fun. And I don't think anyone in this thread has the right to call people on /d/ degenerates.

>> No.20184728

>>20184712
Yeah, but it also has jubjubs so it evens out.

>> No.20184729

>>20184615
Atlach-Nacha = Mindflayers > Night Gaunt > Shoggoth = Wendigo

>>20184647
Don't go to that part, it's not something for the average man.
You can't handle the big bottomed pear shaped Dormice who sleepwalk up to you then sit on your lap, nor can you resist the huge Jabberwocks with thighs so meaty that they cause canines to salivate, and you especially can't refuse the invitation a Mad Hatter's whose breasts are so large they could feed an entire village.

>> No.20184733

>>20184674
Is girls unz Panzers worth watching?

>> No.20184735

>>20184733
Yes, it's pretty good.

>> No.20184738

>>20179896
> loli
None really i'm really not into that kind of thing.
>MILF
Elf
>very monstrous looking
Shirohebi i guess
>very human-like
Vampire
>your favorite of them all?
Valkyrie

>> No.20184739

>>20184718
No some of the stuff I've gotten off too is kind of really out there.

>> No.20184743

>>20184729
You've got that backwards. Nacho is shit, Shog is top teir.

>> No.20184751

>>20184729
I've seen nothing wrong with thatm
I'm going there.

>> No.20184765

>>20184729
>Atlach-Nacha = Mindflayers > Night Gaunt > Shoggoth = Wendigo
They're all purge-tier if you don't headcanon the transformation out.

>> No.20184768

>>20184743
They're all top tier.
Atlach-Nachas rate 11/10, Shoggoths are a solid 9.5/10

>>20184751
I hope you don't skip leg day otherwise you won't survive being a BIG Jubjub's perch.

>> No.20184778

>>20184768
Anon, leg day is my favorite day.
I'll take whatever BEEG jubjub lands there.

>> No.20184780

>>20184768
I would rather be locked in the Matango pit forever than spend three minutes with a Nacho.

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I only like Nachos in non-loli form.

>> No.20184784

>>20184765
>he doesn't read profiles.
why are you even here.

>> No.20184790

>>20184783
good taste.

>> No.20184794

>>20184780
I'd spend three minutes with a Nacho to burn their webs to ash.

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>>20184784
>he doesn't read profiles.

>> No.20184814

>>20184801
>wasting images

>> No.20184815

>>20184784
>he doesn't read profiles
How does it feel having so little reading comprehension it's in the negatives?

>> No.20184817

>>20184801
all of them say you can change between normal human and monster.

>> No.20184821

>>20184783
This is the look I want my wife to give me when I ask for a kiss.

>>20184794
Anon, that's her life's work and her sole reason for existence. This is among the most cruel and evil things you could do in MGE.
You need a flayer, and not the kind onee-san type either.

>> No.20184829

>>20184821
Maybe she should get a better reason to live then.
One that doesn't involve turning the above lands into dark shitholes.

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>>20184829
There is nothing wrong with living in a chaos realm.

>> No.20184850

>>20184784
Porn

>> No.20184855

>>20184814
The board had gotten fast I dont that should be an issue anymore

>> No.20184859

>>20184850
But this is a blue board.

>> No.20184861

>>20184842
The realm itself is the problem.

>> No.20184862

>>20184855
It will always be an issue.

>> No.20184872

>>20184829
She'll get another reason once she gets a husband. So please cute spiders alone and let them do their thing, their web takes ages if not infinity to complete so they're not real threats either.

>>20184842
Amen. My favorite daydreaming location is a seaside chaos realm, nothing beats going on a date with your chaos wife in a chaos realm.

>> No.20184874

>>20184729
Anon, your arrows are pointing the wrong way. 5 > 1 not 5 < 1

>> No.20184885

>>20184859
And i have blue balls

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>>20184821
>>20184872
Imagine spending 1000 years on one enormous web, only for it to fail because one thread somewhere got fucked up.
So then they have to check over the entire thing all over again.
Wouldn't that be just hilarious?

>> No.20184918

>>20184783
This Nacho onee-san is the queen of bullying!

>> No.20184928

>>20184918
Too bad she needs a footstool to get to the highest shelf.

>> No.20184932

>>20184918
I still want a chubby shortstack nacho that loves to berate me but also loves to sit in my lap

>> No.20184935

>>20184735
I disagree

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>tfw no Trollstaur wife

>> No.20184938

>>20184872
My waifu is a Night Gaunt and while chaos realms sound interesting. The new info released this week makes the concept of flying to an undead realm and devoting ourselves to Hel and receiving the blessing of undeath after going through the ritual of soul marriage really attractive.

>> No.20184943

>>20184937
Now THAT is a hybrid worth wifing

>> No.20184951

>>20184943
Too bad about the clown hands though.

>> No.20184957

>>20184951
Eh, I don't mind it.
Weird but whatever.

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>> No.20184970

>>20184966
My Boss Can't Have Breasts This Big!

>> No.20184982

>>20184951
There is nothing wrong with loving a troll's big loving hands.

>> No.20184987

>>20184970
Careful, you might alert a Familiar who interprets that as a request.

>> No.20184991

>>20184966
There's a lot of Demons in the office recently.

>> No.20184994

>>20184982
Nothing wrong with it, but I wouldn’t call them attractive either.

>> No.20184996

>>20184987
If that familiar ruin's my bosses chest then she'll need to make up for it.

>> No.20185000

>>20184991
Goul-dern affirmative action!

>> No.20185005

>>20184055
>>20184966
>Gee nee-san, why do you get TWO sets of horns?

>> No.20185013

>>20184996
>Demon drops to A-cups but the Familiar ends up with everything the demon lost, struggling to stay upright
The situation is amusing but my mind struggles to comprehend an adult demon with small tits.

>> No.20185024

>>20185013
Tall flat can be enjoyable, she just needs to work on thicker thighs and a fatter ass.
That familiar is going to get fondled though.

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>>20184991
>>20185000
Going to need to two of you in HR.

Now.

>> No.20185035

>>20185026
...are there any other men in this office? And what exactly does this company do exactly?

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>>20185035
Finance!

>> No.20185047

>>20185035
There used to be. And you'll know soon enough, anon, just lay back and enjoy.

>> No.20185050

>>20184938
The new info on undead cemented them as one of the best type of monster girls.
Undead chaos is most likely a thing especially since undead mindflayers exist in D&D but associating death to species that are directly tied to Lovecraft and Chtulhu feels wrong.
You have fantastic taste regardless.

>>20185026
Demon legs are dangerous, they'll be downfall of mankind!

>> No.20185056

>>20185035
This is why you work IT.

>> No.20185057

>>20183931
Shit OC.

>>20184966
Shit art.

>>20176488
Shit thread.

>> No.20185066

>>20185026
You can’t fire me! I quit!

>> No.20185075

>>20185035
>And what exactly does this company do exactly?
(You).

>> No.20185077

>>20185045
They look soft.

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>>20185026

>> No.20185079

>>20185035
Importing and exporting of Latex

>> No.20185085

>>20185077
All the tanukis in finance are well-fed and busty.

>> No.20185091

>>20185066
You can't quit, we're married!

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>>20185085
Makes sense.

>> No.20185098

>>20185045
>Another man falls victim to the 'fuck the new guy' contest the Monster employees have.

>> No.20185105

>>20185079
>the year is 202X and anon now works for KDFCo

>> No.20185109

>>20185077
>>20185085
>>20185093
Do not molest the accountants.

>>20185078
Please have some self respect, you wouldn't want her to retrograde you to being her personal secretary.

>> No.20185117

>>20185105
>This company was based on one goal, to make latex for my dad and husband to fuck me while I wore it.
>And in that, we have succeeded!

>> No.20185128

>>20185109
I won't molest them, I have work to do, no matter how soft and busty they may be.

>>20185093
Yup.
They make the big bucks so they can afford to live well and get what they need for large breasts, if they feel like they need them.

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>>20184966
>be demon and hornfag
heh easy.

>> No.20185136

>>20185109
They're molesting me though!

>> No.20185147

>>20185136
Are you protesting, boyim? That would be very culturally insensitive of you.

>> No.20185149

>>20185136
That's what you get for not reading your job's description.
You're going to get molested and you'll enjoy it.

>> No.20185153

Much like the protagonist of this story, I'm back from the dead.
>https://pastebin.com/KmH6nhHG
Lich short for >>20043623 FINALLY finished after a week of fever and another week of catching up on work I missed.

>> No.20185156

>>20185093
>>20185085
>>20185077
>>20185045
Would a Nookie Bookie be more aroused by a man losing everything or making a mint?

>> No.20185158

>>20185147
>>20185149
I never said anything about not enjoying it.

>> No.20185161

>>20185156
Either way, they'd wear a revealing top to try and distract them

>> No.20185174

What monsters would enjoy playing with their husband's belly?

>> No.20185180

>>20185174
Unironically Raiju if you're not some headpat addicted dork and actually look up the myths around them

>> No.20185184

>>20185156
Poverty is only attractive to a nook if she caused it. A poor man suitably inclined to beg and let her be sugar momma would probably be fine too, though.

>> No.20185190

>>20185174
Werecats and kumiho.

>> No.20185198

>>20185161
When everybody else is staring at their computers, too engrossed in their work to notice anything else, she'll pay you a visit.

She'll tap you on the shoulder and when you turn around you'll be staring at her sizable Raccoon Rack after she lifted her shirt up.

Then she'll quickly yank it down without saying anything and leave, her swishing tail visible over the wall of your cubicle.

Mind games.

>> No.20185208

>>20185198
Well, I'd be quite confused.
Why is she flashing a network engineer? Normally they just complain the internet is slow despite it not being slow

>> No.20185228

>>20185174
I like a slime eternally amused by their husbands solidity.

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>>20185174

>> No.20185257

>>20185174
Dude as a man you should even talk about things like this.

>> No.20185260

>>20184966
She looks horny

>> No.20185275

>>20185257
Why?

>> No.20185283

>>20185208
Maybe she wants to give you paizuri as slow as the internet connection?

>> No.20185300

>>20185283
The internet is fine, they just keep doing things wrong.
Like trying to do things on the guest network which is 'slow'.

They're just mad that porn got blocked.

>> No.20185305

>>20185283
>Sweaty, frustrated tanuki struggling to move her nooki titties fast enough to keep up with the "slow" internet
That's one way to show her.

>> No.20185317

>>20185275
because men don't talk about cute things.

>> No.20185328

>>20185257
Can't blame someone for fantasizing about getting spoiled by a monster girl in silly ways.
You're right that it's not a good subject of discussion though.

>>20185283
>>20185305
>Smug Tanuki is convinced the internet is slow
>She proclaims that she'll give you a painfully slow paizuri that will only make you cum by the time her computer finishes downloading a 3Go file
>It starts downloading at 200Mb/s
Poor girl's breasts will be all sensitive from all that fast friction.

>> No.20185337

>>20185275
It's a quarter after one, I'm a little drunk and I need you now

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>>20185317
This is a thread that's at least 50% cute things.

>> No.20185345

>>20185337
What monstergirl would be into country music?

Hard mode: no holsts.

>> No.20185350

>>20185345
Centaurs.
Minos

>> No.20185361

>>20183248
To be honest I care more about the characters interesting than the time period the story takes place in.

>> No.20185362

>>20185345
Red oni

>> No.20185364

>>20185345
Oni, cuckhorses, alps.

>> No.20185371

>>20185364
>country music oni
oh well, maybe she's a westaboo

>> No.20185373

>>20183248
What about steam punk?

>> No.20185381

>>20185345
Marune's Sabbath

>> No.20185383

>>20185373
Steampunk is worst punk.

>> No.20185384

>>20185373
Literally the worst
Do not post again

>> No.20185387

wans are for abusing their cute factor to make you drop your guard

>> No.20185392

>>20185364
Bicorns are refined girls who only listen to tasteful classical music that pairs wells with the harem's moans.

>>20185371
Westaboo monster girls are for being dicked straight with your western dick.

>> No.20185394

>>20185105
>the company is barely financially stable because the three owners are too busy stealing all the merhandise and having sex with each other

>> No.20185399

>>20185283
How many here are old enough to remember the internet back when just loading a page took waiting?

>> No.20185404

>>20185387
And then what happens?

>> No.20185405

>>20185371
>fuck you burger slut, eat my burger cock

>> No.20185408

>>20185394
This is an egregious miscarriage of taxitude.

>> No.20185410

>>20185405
Well she can speak broken english, but I wouldn't be able to bang her if I laugh my ass off at angry samurai noises.

>> No.20185413

>>20185404
She sells you a timeshare

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>> No.20185425

>>20185413
Damn Nooks can’t keep getting away with this!

>> No.20185426

>>20185399
I remember loading multiple different pages at once so I would have a frenzy of fapping, then nothing while I waited for the next set of pages to load. Dial up was a hell of a connection. Also, that still happens now every time I load a Japanese webpage.

I wonder what creative uses Tanuki would've found for those free AOL disks?

>> No.20185439

>>20185328
>The tanukis in Finance keep pouting and discussing how they're going to seduce IT Anon.
>One suggests trying it again with larger breasts.
>"Shut up Hannah! You always suggest that! I swear you've got a fetish or something."
>'Hannah' just blushes and avoids answering

>> No.20185475

>>20185439
I bet Hannah just happens to be the largest racoon in the room, too.

>> No.20185479

>>20185439
That would explain why she always invites her coworkers to eat at the local Holst country food restaurant.
Is it sexual harassment to point out that a nuki's bra is n the verge of blowing up from too much boobs?

>> No.20185488

>>20185479
Sounds like a common courtesy to me. Trick is, common courtesy also dictates that you offer to replace her bra. With your hands.

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Screw cursed swords-I want a cursed MAC-10.

>> No.20185492

>>20185475
Yes, not many questions as to what she spends some of her extra money on.

>>20185479
Maybe, HR tends to take a pretty 'unique' view on sexual harassment., much less when the tanuki in question gets off on it.

>> No.20185501

>>20179896
If you were forced to marry a monster girl of a stereotypical loli species, what would it be?
>Redcap
If you were forced to marry a monster girl of a stereotypical MILF/mature species, what would it be?
>Kiki
If you were forced to marry a monster girl of a very monstrous looking species, what would it be?
>Kobold
If you were forced to marry a monster girl of a very human-like species, what would it be?
>Kejourou
Lastly, what's your favorite of them all?
OP I can't tell if you're asking my all time favorite Monster Girl or if you're asking my favorite of these. So I'll answer both.
>All Time Favorite: Unknown... I still haven't found a girl I can settle on and I wanna be loyal to one woman.
>Favorite of these: Kej, I love the idea of being hugged by that soft hair and I've always had a soft-spot for milf-ish women.

>> No.20185510

>>20185492
>HR calls you to their office to talk about Hannah
>you are sweating bullets, god you are so fucked
>the HR holst looks very concerned
>"Anon, Hannah told us you are not groping her fat nuki tats despite her shoving them in your face any time she can. Are you OK?"
>HR holst moves closer
>"Are you shy? Do want to... practice?"

>> No.20185513

>>20179896
>If you were forced to marry a monster girl of a stereotypical loli species, what would it be?
Devil, I guess. She's still getting an oppai upgrade, though.

>If you were forced to marry a monster girl of a stereotypical MILF/mature species, what would it be?
Smart cow.

>If you were forced to marry a monster girl of a very monstrous looking species, what would it be?
Vague criteria, so I choose eel.

>If you were forced to marry a monster girl of a very human-like species, what would it be?
Are succubi too monstrous? If not one of those. If so, kejourou.

>Lastly, what's your favorite of them all?
Unagi joro

>> No.20185515

>>20185510
It's a team building exercise. Like that time with Twister.

>> No.20185521

>>20185510
>Do want to... practice?
NTitR. Not cool, HR.

>> No.20185523

I want to hogtie my Kobold waifu and watch her wiggle around on the bed!

>> No.20185529

>>20185521
Don't worry, Hannah is into that too. In fact, she's into most things. You might want to keep that in mind.

>> No.20185532

>>20185510
Such a lovely place.

Although I imagine it was more along the lines of them hearing about Anon telling them that line and calling him in.

>"Anon, we heard about you telling an employee that her breasts were, and I quote, 'threatening to burst from her top like a breaking dam'."
>"Now Anon, we don't take kindly to such talk here and the fact that you were willing to do it with an employee is disgraceful. Now, we'll be speaking with..."
>HR Tanuki looks at the complain a little closer before sighing and putting it down.
>"Nevermind Anon, I just noticed it was Hannah, feel free to go back to work."

But having a holst offer that would be nice too, especially if she was quite large chested herself.

>>20185529
>Cut to Hannah making plans to outdo the holst.
>"Then Anon will HAVE To grope me!"

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>>20185513
Ah, a fellow patrician.

>> No.20185540

>>20185532
>"Then Anon will HAVE To grope me!"
This is quickly turning into a Looney Tunes gag. I love it.

>> No.20185543

What sort of clothes are the best to grope a monstergirl through?

>> No.20185548
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Can you tell which one is red and which one is blue?

>> No.20185550

>>20185543
nothing beats skin-on-skin, but overalls are pretty great

>> No.20185552

>>20185543
Wet, transparent ones, obviously.

>> No.20185560

>>20185543
One of the things I love about the Night Gaunt besides all the stuff you could do with tentacles is that you can use your slime to grope and squeeze her ass and breasts at the same time while fucking all her holes at once.

>> No.20185564

>>20185540
>Mino security guard notices a large stash of sex toys, springs, suspicious tubs of grease and high explosives in a closet
>she sighs and goes to let Anon know that Hannah is going to try something again

>> No.20185565

>>20185543
Well, latex is my number one favorite of course. Other good ones include dense, smooth, fairly tight fabrics and semi-transparent wet or oily ones.

>> No.20185568

>>20185548
Blue on the left, Red on the right.
It's the eyes that give it up.

>> No.20185572

>>20185416
Cute

>> No.20185575

>>20185548
Red and more aggressive and confident so it's the right one if they did their homework.

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>>20185543
Her birthday suit

>> No.20185592

>>20185543
Spandex. You can go over or under so easily, and fluids leak through.

>> No.20185603

>>20185592
KDF fucking please.

>> No.20185610

Do you think that tanukis would be annoyed if you called them raccoons

>> No.20185611

>>20185603
>KDF
Has he ever actually talked about spandex? He is known for latex bitch suits.

>> No.20185617

>>20185543
I have a weakness for soft, so velvet would be top of the list.

>> No.20185618

>>20185603
The latex club is down the street, buddy; I said spandex. Pretty sure the daughterfucker chimed in earlier, anyway.

>> No.20185624

>>20185540
It is great, although she probably has her friends talk her down from going too extreme.
Especially when she's looking at specialty holst bras.

>>20185564
Christmas parties are never dull

>> No.20185630

>>20185592
That sounds interesting. Got anything that could convince me?

>> No.20185637

>>20185610
The Tanuki is immunized against all dangers:
one may call him a scoundrel, parasite, swindler, profiteer, it all runs of him like water off a raincoat. But call her a Tanuki and you will be astonished at how she recoils, how injured she is, how she suddenly shrinks back: 'I've been found out.

>> No.20185641

>>20185637
this works on multiple levels

>> No.20185664

>>20185630
Can't be bothered to find images like I know you're fishing for, but if the thought of smooth, stretchy fabric hugging every curve of a nice pair of breasts or hips, so pliable it's almost not there and hard nipples have no trouble poking poking through isn't appealing, I don't think there's a point in looking. Also, it looks great covered in sweat or cumslick, no matter which side you shoot your load on, since it's so porous.

>> No.20185687

>>20185174
Kej with a Yokozuna champion husband.

>> No.20185696

>>20185153
Not the guy who wanted it but that was pretty enjoyable, thanks anon.

>> No.20185720
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>> No.20185730
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This is your servant for today.

>> No.20185754

>>20185730
I bet her hands make the cutest noises when she does anything.

>> No.20185766

>>20185730
I'm always mildly concerned with Automatons that I'd wind up pinching something where their inner workings are exposed.

>> No.20185788

>>20185754
Like the most exquisite Swiss clock

>> No.20185795

>>20185766
Insect girls might have a similar problem with plated carapaces. It's something you'd just have to adapt to. Monster maintenance remains top tier, though.

>zombie needs you to re-stitch her bindings and change her bandages regularly
>automaton needs regular oiling/deoxidizing and the occasional spot weld or wire solder
>lamia actually requires cuddles to function properly in cold weather
>harpy needs help preening her wings or she can't fly properly
>wolfu/kitsune insists that you brush her tail to keep it shiny

>> No.20185811

>>20185543
A light t-shirt and close-fitting jeans really can't be overrated.

>> No.20185815

>>20185543
Her birthday suit.

>> No.20185818
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I CAN DO ANYTHING

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>>20185795
Needy girls are fine too.

>> No.20185825

>>20185818
But can you figure out why Apple Jacks don't taste like apples?

>> No.20185828

>>20185825
Because the flavor of cinnamon is stronger than apple.

>> No.20185832
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https://exhentai.org/g/1309633/5e27df0bb3/

>> No.20185836

>>20185825
Simple
Cereal brands are just lies

>> No.20185839

>>20185818
Take a look, it's in a book

>> No.20185844

>>20185832
I didn't know "Big Ass" was even a tag. This doujin isn't for me but god damn I'm glad to have that knowledge.

>> No.20185845

>>20185795
>zombie is completely stoic as you stitch her up, not reacting to the needle and thread in her flesh with anything but an inquisitive head tilt
>as soon as you finish up and go to leave, that's when she suddenly seems like she's in pain
A zombie's heart gets attached much more easily than her limbs do.

>> No.20185848

>>20185795
The answer to most of these problems is MAMONO MANA. I have to wonder though: for the western fan base, would you guys like dealing with eccentricities like this, or prefer to have them handwave away?

>> No.20185855

>>20185848
The "eccentricities" are part of a girl's charm.

>> No.20185859

>>20185848
I view it as a really intimate show of love and commitment. It's like massaging your wife after a rough day at work or mixing her favorite drink as she comes home. It's just a small thing you can do that shows you care, but in this case it's directly linked to her monstrous nature. At least for me, it'd make me just as happy as it makes her to provide a little extra service.

>> No.20185862

>>20185848
I perfer it when anything legitimately dangerous (lava golem heat, claws etc) gets handwaved away by mana, while anything that's just not ideal or inconvenient is something you/characters have to deal with in a comfy slice of life way.

>> No.20185863

>>20185818
I can't believe you've done this.

>> No.20185886
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I have an addiction to glowing shit on the body and hooves. Send help.

>> No.20185888

>>20185862
Pretty much my preference as well. For things that are just inconvenient, I generally like in-world solutions to be available, but not necessarily automatic.

>>20185855
Also, this.

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>>20185848
Fur care is an intimate activity I would not want waved away.

>> No.20185899

>>20185848
I'd like to help care for her monster parts.

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>>20185845
>get up to put away the sewing kit
>feel a tug on your shirt
>turn and see her fingers wrapped around the hem
>she's staring up at you with big, cloudy grey zombie puppy-eyes
>she's trying to smile but the stitching around her mouth is just a little crooked, you'll have to adjust it later
>the fresh bandages around her abdomen might also need to be tightened a bit
>You sit back down and let her hug you close while you work
>she presses her head up to your chest and listens to your heart

Zombie moe is real and it is powerful.

>> No.20185928

>>20185439
Hannah 'Tittymonster' Leafstein

>> No.20185932

>>20185894
dog bless hellhound paws

>> No.20185942

>>20185848
There must be some bad with the good, so keep the bad that leads to more good.

>> No.20185945

>>20185928
Yep.
She's the one that encourages that nickname, much to her friends chagrin.

>> No.20185955

>>20185945
She's got the largest 'investments' of the group, that much is obvious to the male employees.

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>>20185543
Big tshirts

>> No.20185975

>>20185913
This makes me think back to that discussion we had a few weeks ago with the wight and the cup. Beautiful stuff.

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>>20185894
what a great pose

>> No.20185993

>>20185975
Ooh, I missed that one while I was away. This is beautiful. I'll make a screencap.

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>>20185932
Truly

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>>20185543
Literally made to be groped through.

>> No.20186032

>>20185955
Of course, she wears clothes that show off and support her 'big banks'

>> No.20186045

>>20186032
She may be too big to fail, but one must wonder if her bra is as well.

>> No.20186062

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmY08X_4Bnc

It's your room...
My girl, I'm killing my girl...
We painted this room for you...
We made these toys for you...
Oh, Anon, I'm killing our girl...
The last gift you left me...
If I'm killing my girl...
I must already be dead...

>> No.20186075

>>20186062
Cease using Castlevania for this cringey faggotry.

>> No.20186093

>>20185859
I agree with everything said here. Things like helping a lamia remove her shed skin or assisting a mermaid on land by pushing her wheelchair all help show her just how much you love her. It also just makes them feel more believable and highlights thier unique nature as monster girls even more.

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20186113

Nya~

>> No.20186132

>>20186093
Well, yeah. Relationships are about give and take. That's not just a logical thing, either. Sometimes it feels even better to give than it does to take.

I like massaging my wife, brushing her tail and braiding her hair for her because it makes me happy to know that I'm making her happy, in a way that only I really can. It's a special privilege reserved just for me. Only I get to see that vulnerable side of her, and she's always happy to show me.

>> No.20186136

>>20186045

Silly anon that's what she's hoping for.

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>> No.20186160

>>20185863
Whatever do you mean?

>> No.20186165

>>20186113
How do those snake rubber duckies stay put?

>> No.20186182

>>20185993
Didja do it yet? I wanna reread those and you sound like you've got everything pulled up already.

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>>20186182
Yeah. I wasn't going post an image of just text unless someone asked for it.

>> No.20186196

>>20186132
Exactly, it’s the small little things you do in a relationship with her that can often be the most intimate. These also help show that when things get tough for her, you’ll always have her back because you know she’ll always have yours.

Like with a ryu or lamia wife, the thought of helping her wash her long body after a day at work just sounds so relaxing for not just her but me as well.

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>>20186160
I think you know perfectly damn well.
Figures the colors would match perfectly.

>> No.20186233

>>20186196
I think the word we've both been looking for is 'healing'. Sometimes even a good day needs some aftercare. It's healthy to make time to connect and bond just because you feel like it.

I want to wash my wife's hair with her and see how she gets it to smell like crushed spruce needles.

>> No.20186235

>>20186188
Still makes me smile. Thanks, guy.

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Reminder that gyaru monsters are love.

>> No.20186242

>>20186240
How did she get those tan lines if she never wears a bra?

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>>20186240
They have their moments.

>> No.20186246

>>20186242
Bikini.

>> No.20186250

>>20186245
Like when they gang up on some poor helpless nerd.

>> No.20186255

>>20186235
I go back through the archives to reread old fun conversations all the time. I'm just glad I didn't have to miss that one.

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>>20186222
何でもできる

>> No.20186268

>>20186260
A Cheshire would bully me so hard.

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>>20186245
Want to breed that cat.

>> No.20186277

>>20186240
Gyaru Liches.

>> No.20186280

>>20185795
>>20185766
Be careful, some girls might fake it just to get your hands all over them.

>> No.20186284

>>20186277
>"Like, I'm feeling totes looking forward to Karaoke senpai."
>All said in a completely deadpan voice.

>> No.20186289

>>20186280
Well then I'll just have to change their minds by being extra-caring doing a really good job.

>> No.20186290

>>20186277
I'd rather have a pale/grey skinned Ghoul.

>> No.20186300

>>20186284
I'd imagine she speaks normally for a lich but has the most ridiculously cute emotes and little mannerisms over text. Like she has all the expensive Line emotes for every occasion.

>> No.20186311

>>20186233
I agree, being with the one you love can make a good day even better. Her happiness can seem infectious, able make you smile no matter the day you’ve had. Even something small like having my wife coil around me while we watch tv is enough to make us both happy, for she’s my rainbow in the sky.

>> No.20186312

>>20186300
How cute.

>> No.20186320

>>20186276
Ribbed lion cunt.

>> No.20186328

>>20186312
Makes me think of one of the girls in Summer Lesson, who looked and acted like a normal conservative Japanese girl in person, but over text she had these hilarious little chibi shark emotes she would spam at you while basically shitposting.

>> No.20186369

>>20186245
Fuzzy collars are amazing.

>> No.20186374

I hate that I cannot think of a single monster I wouldn't fuck up in a short story based on people's interpretation of them

>> No.20186380

>>20186300
I want to believe that's normal for liches

>> No.20186385

>>20186374
>people's interpretation of them
Well there's your problem, Anon.

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>>20186374
You could always have your own interesting interpretation that wins people over. Or, perhaps, treat the monsters in your story as individuals with their own unique traits.

>> No.20186395

>>20186374
You probably couldn't beat up a baphomet.

>> No.20186397

>>20186374
Don't worry so much about the threadcanon. Write a story you think would be romantic, cute, funny or anything else, while sticking to the actual setting rules (no NTR, etc) and the general spirit of the monster in question. You'll get some angry shitposts, but every single story does, and as long as you keep the real rules in mind you'll generally be fine.

>> No.20186416

>>20186395
Except my jism bastes baphomet baby bakers every night in my dreams.

>> No.20186439

>>20186380
Hello, new headcanon.

>you're running late getting out of work
>get a text from lich wife
>WIL U BE HOM IN TIEM FOR DINNER YES OR NO Y/N PLS RESPOND U ARE NEEDED 4 TASTE TESTS IMMEDATELY SITUATION CRITICAL (>;_;)>
>respond saying you're on your way
>THANK U PLS BE FASTER HUNY THANK U PLS COME I NEED DATA #(>.<)#
>when you arrive she's as deadpan as always, but still glued to her phone
>as soon as you shut the door behind you your phone goes off like fireworks
>it's literally all pictures of the spaghetti she made and gifs of cats dancing
>she looks at you with her half-open, sleepy lich eyes
>"Please do not be late again. I have samples in the lab that are time-sensitive and require close attention."

>> No.20186442

>>20186439
Isn't that just Naoto from Persona 4

>> No.20186444

>>20186442
I only played p3. I was thinking of something more like the lonely christmas cake teacher.

>> No.20186450

>>20186444
Good taste Anon. Also play P5 if you like Christmas cake teachers.

What monsters would Mitsuru, Yukari and Fuuka be?

>> No.20186457

>>20186395
Anon I think you misunderstood what he was saying.

>> No.20186467

>>20186450
I've got p5 and tapped out in the detective lady's palace. I'm more of an SMT guy. Doctor Takemi is A+ girl though.

>Mitsuru
Vampire or wight. Some kind of bourgeois type.
>Yukari
A fucking shit
>Fuuka
Mouse for sure.

I'm one of those guys that waifu'd Chihiro, though. Twice.

>> No.20186472

>>20186467
Eh, I won't force you since you have good taste in girls.

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>>20186472
Why thank you.

Honestly though I prefer SMT's wider gallery of demon ladies to persona's selection of washed-up teenagers. Scathach and Leanan Sidhe are usually in my endgame party for SMT since they let me keep upgrading them into magical powerhouses.

I'm actually kinda bummed at the MGE interpretation of Leanan Sidhe. The cute art fairy thing was a new take but I really liked them as sultry vampire fae.

>> No.20186504

>>20186439
:<

>> No.20186527

>>20186504
Truly the cutest kuudere expression.

>> No.20186542

>>20186439
It would be really rude to send her texts while at dinner together, right? I still have to wonder though.

>> No.20186561

>>20186542
I feel like the most you'd get from her if you sent a funny message is an eyebrow twitch. That would still be totally worth it though.

>"I found that message very humorous, Anon. Please resume the experiment."

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>> No.20186594

i wish there was a wan territory like cats have the cat kingdom

>> No.20186595

>>20186594
As long as there's no KDF I'm in.

>> No.20186597

>>20186574
Japanese ear cleaners never cease to be terrifying.

>> No.20186598

>>20186594
There is one. It's at humans' sides. They never saw any reason to leave and start their own nation when they were already perfect fits with mankind.

>> No.20186600

>>20186595
yeah that'd ruin it for me

>> No.20186601

>>20186595
Fucks sake anon, stop bullying KDF.

>> No.20186605

>>20186601
By acting like a faggot and namefagging you forfeit your right not to be bullied.

>> No.20186606

>>20186595
>>20186600
I'd be more worried about Cu Siths than just one single degenerate.

>> No.20186610

>>20186598
That’s beautiful. Anyone have the “you have been visited by a dog” image?

>> No.20186611
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>>20186606
So don't fuck them.

>> No.20186624

>>20186610
I do, but I think I'd rather make a monster girl version. Human territory is wan territory.

>> No.20186630

Would a kobold know what updog is? Google isn't very helpful.

>> No.20186640

>>20186606
JFC anon nobody is going to force you to fuck the Cu Siths. I'm sure there's some fan of rug burns out there who'll be more than happy to do it.

>> No.20186675

>>20186624
I thought there was a kobold or some other wolfu version already

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>>20186675
If there is, I haven't come across it.

>> No.20186680
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>>20186610

>> No.20186685

>>20186680
Good girl!

>> No.20186692

>>20186679
>ILoveYouILoveYouILoveYouILoveYouILoveYouILoveYou
>Eh?
>ILoveYouILoveYouILoveYouILoveYouILoveYouILoveYouILoveYouILoveYouILoveYouILoveYouILoveYouILoveYou

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>>20186692
Out of the 3000~ mosnter girl images I have, the dogs consistently show the most love and dedication to their humans.

>> No.20186706

>>20186697
Slut.

>> No.20186717

>>20186268
>She teleports and sits on your face as a way to say hello

>> No.20186739

>>20186680
Cute.

>> No.20186740

>>20186706
Who's a slut?

>> No.20186741

>>20186697
Girls moving in their sleep are adorable. What do wolfus dream of besides being with their husband?

>> No.20186749

>>20186741
Finding a cure for toxoplasmosis.

>> No.20186759

>>20186740
That girl, she sees her human an immediately presents her butt and starts wagging her tail.

>> No.20186763

>>20186759
How do you know she’s not seeing her husband?

>> No.20186766

>>20186606
>Single degenerate
>Cu Siths
The only namefag who's into furries is Bollocks

>> No.20186769

>>20186763
Her human is her husband.

>> No.20186778

>>20186769
Yes?

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>>20186679
>>20186697

>> No.20186792 [SPOILER] 
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Have you heard of the high elves?

>> No.20186794

>>20186640
I'm very spiteful towards furfags for how they have slighted me in the past

>> No.20186801
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take salamanders paintballing!

>> No.20186804

>>20186794
Your gf left you for a guy with a bigger knot?

>> No.20186809

>>20186792
Useless waste of a monster.

>> No.20186820

>>20185913
Zombie moe makes my heart die in a good way.

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I want a Tanuki to teach me how to wheel and deal on the stock market. It’s like a more acceptable way to gamble.

>> No.20186868
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Fuck land, I'm under da sea.

>> No.20186879

>>20186861
I want shortstack tanukis to snuggle up in bed with me.

>> No.20186915

>>20186868
down where it's wetter

>> No.20186921

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, please remember that BIG sugar momma monster girls WILL use you as a daiki.
Its a certainty

>> No.20186928

>>20186861
Go gets some index funds.

>> No.20186933

>>20186928
Based

>> No.20186977

>>20186928
(phone ringing)

>> No.20186978

>>20186921
What about small ones? Would they still use me as a daki?

>> No.20186979
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>>20186921
How BIG?

>> No.20186983

>>20186820
How long would a zombie sit catatonic waiting for their huuuhbaaagh to come home before clawing at the front door?

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>>20186697
>you will never be a wan's "pet"

>> No.20186986

>>20186979
BIG

>>20186978
Small ones use you like an oversized teddy bear

>> No.20187003

>>20186984
This is indeed a disturbing universe.

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>>20186984

>> No.20187009

>>20187006
I want a hellhound with huge, holst-tier breasts.

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>> No.20187039

>>20186928
Like SPY and VOO?
>>20186933
>>20186977
Or is there some meme I’m missing?

>> No.20187052

>>20187009
i want a flat one who never stops bouncing on me

>> No.20187056

>>20186983
Until he came back. Without a doubt.

>> No.20187060

>>20187039
>Like SPY and VOO?
Yes.

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>>20187003
There is a solution.

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>>20187056

>> No.20187080

>>20186984
I’d willingly be a pet for my waifu occasionally. Getting pets and taken care of would be pretty great.

>> No.20187084

>>20187079
>”He’ll be back. They always come back”

>> No.20187087
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Undead centaur soon.

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>>20187056
Imagine how happy she'd be when he does.

>> No.20187100
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>>20187084

>> No.20187103

>>20186749
That’s for cats

>> No.20187106

>>20187094
>You were gone forever!

>> No.20187119

>>20187094
I remember the prompt for this. Ganbatte, Zombie-wife.

>> No.20187121

Which species is best for casual oral sex? Like the two of you are just relaxing on the couch with her ass on your face and her mouth on your dick. The both of you just casually enjoying the paste of each other.

>> No.20187125

>>20187121
Canonically Ghouls.

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>>20187121

>> No.20187167

>>20187121
Paste? I guess you could add some sort of coagulant to a slimewife and make her a paste.
Something something sticky situation.

>> No.20187170

>>20187167
Taste

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>> No.20187178

>>20187162
What’s with the arrows on the gloves?
>Dick goes here

>> No.20187179

>>20187172
Uh oh, the sukusuku are spreading.

>> No.20187188
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>>20187179

>> No.20187190

>>20187172
That’s not a marshmallow cat. What is it? A gelatin Jackal?

>> No.20187191

>>20187172
im surprised latenight hasn't made plushies of his cats n dogs

>> No.20187200

>>20187172
Does it come with the little crown?

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>> No.20187213

>>20187172
Pampered Marshmallow Jackal

>> No.20187221

>>20187172
Remember Any marshmallow cat you see could secretly be a nekomata

>> No.20187224
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>>20187213

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>>20187221
I see no problem with this.

>> No.20187231

>>20187017
I'd dive into the mud of the first Dorome I find.

>> No.20187232

>>20187209
her tail is shit and she doesn't even have a soft spade

>> No.20187235

>>20187231
what if you don't like being filthy?

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>>20187231

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Any last words?

>> No.20187250

>>20187191
No earthly substance could match the magical properties of the cats he draws.

>> No.20187252

>>20187245
mofu
mo' problems

>> No.20187256

>>20187245
Brahmagupta

>> No.20187260

>>20187245
Make it quick.

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>>20187252

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>>20187188
They're taking over I tell you.

>> No.20187266

>>20187245
I’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

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What qualifies as deviant behavior in a mamono-dominated society? Is anything publicly frowned upon but tacitly accepted? Or are mamano too pure for such hypocrisy?

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>> No.20187280

>>20187270
>>20187275
Fuck off retard.

>> No.20187287

>>20187245
I can't remember, are these chink or gook foxes? Wonder how mad they'd get if one heard me call them that.

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>>20187266
>Druella you a busta

>> No.20187300

>>20187292
I want to shitpost really hard about Druella on the internet and have it turn out that the person getting really mad about my posts is Druella herself!

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>>20187287
They're from a chink game but they have nip seiyuus.

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>>20187300

>> No.20187307

>>20187301
Think they'd still get mad if I whispered Taiwan numba wan in their ear?

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>Are you ready?

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>>20187307
Maybe.

>> No.20187316

>>20187309
No.

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Left or right?

>> No.20187322

>>20187309
I'm ready for you.

Are you hanging on the edge of your seat?

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>>20187316
>>20187322

>> No.20187334

>>20187320
How is that lamia standing?

>> No.20187338

>>20187334
Really strong muscles.

>> No.20187441

>>20185345
An outlaw Hellhound

>> No.20187454

>>20185543
You're T-shirt from last night that your wolfu waifu put on because it had your scent on it

>> No.20187456

>>20187441
A Space Outlaw Hellhound?

With a ship called 'Stray Dog'?

>> No.20187487

>>20187456
I feel a name like Wan-der-Lust would be more fitting.

>> No.20187500

>>20187456
Certainly, imagine you're a bounty hunter searching through the cosmos for your latest catch, little did you know this time the prey would become the hunter

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