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Smaller is better!

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>> No.20298833

Bully the shorties!

>> No.20298836
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>>20298831
Smol Girls are cute! Very easy to carry!

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I am an unrepentant mofu slut. Shame is for those that haven't had enough fluff.

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For those who weren't here last thread: https://pastebin.com/DFXhrXkc

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You haven't forgotten the Monster Girl Academy rules have you?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fD-WLWvgrpE

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>>20298846

>> No.20298857
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>don't forget to adopt, not shop

>defeated villains seeking forever homes

>> No.20298859

>>20298818
Lilac scented Inari mofu!
Cinnamon scented hellhound mofu!
Pine scented wolfu mofu!
Oak scented rata mofu!

Gotta fluff ‘em all

>> No.20298871

>>20298831
Imagine... A Cupid who has disagreed with Eros and the current affairs of Monstergirls and the Demon Lord's memes.

>A Cupid by the name of Valentine is by far the most highest ranking Cupid under Eros so far
>Valantine is considered one of the mightiest of the host of heaven, giving strength to resist the tempations of the monster hoards, remembering those that they loved truly and chastely.
>An old friend to the current chief god(dess), Valantine refused to stand with Eros in her support of the DL, refusing to leave behind her friend and now leader, but also as she could only see the monsters that had once so vicious destroyed families.
>She stands aloof and separate from her fellow cupids, seeing them as foolishly supporting a mockery of true love. She instead associates with the other hosts of heaven, guiding minor angels and fighting alongside Valkyries.

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>>20298851
What happens if I break them?

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>>20298831
reminder

>> No.20298889

>>20298880
Fuck the Familiar!
Wrestlesex the Witch!
Breed the Bapho!

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Purple is best color.

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>>20298846
I am a complete snek slut. They are all such good girls, but could never imagine having more than one to tenderly love.

>> No.20298926
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Bloody hell this switch is a pain in the ass. Why the hell is the font now eye-strainingly small when the only thing I've added to my extensions is the bloody site address?! Among all the other bullshit like no (you)'s and no mouseover image load. Goddamnit, gook moot.

>> No.20298939

>>20298926
>Why the hell is the font now eye-strainingly small
Did you used to have 4chan on 110% zoom? That's how I had it and I had to set it again.

>> No.20298940

>>20298926
4chanX is working perfectly for me

>> No.20298948

>>20298940
I had to re-install it, but it fixed it.

>> No.20298953

>>20298926
Everything is fine on mobile except for the fact I have to type 3 more letters.

>> No.20298955

>>20298939
Not knowingly, no. Think I'm just gonna have to fiddle around with shit more since I did get mouseover for images working.

>>20298940
I used that years ago but switched to Appchan due to incompatibility with newer Firefox versions. After a quick search, it seems that may not be an issue anymore. So thanks for reminding me about it. I liked it more.

>> No.20298958

What happens if you mention homeopathic treatments to Grelia?

>> No.20298961

>>20298955
>Think I'm just gonna have to fiddle around with shit more since I did get mouseover for images working.
I just exported my 4chan.org settings and then pasted it into a new tab, but added the -nnel to the url

>> No.20298962

>>20298958
She bops you with her scythe and tosses you in the loli snake pit.

>> No.20298966

>>20298926
>Why the hell is the font now eye-strainingly small when the only thing I've added to my extensions is the bloody site address
Did you try zooming in any? That's what i do.
>Among all the other bullshit like no (you)'s and no mouseover image load
I haven't had this problem.

>> No.20298973

>>20298961
That's what I had initially tried but something got fucked. Regardless, I got 4chanX going and it seems like that has fixed everything I was really annoyed with. Even (you)'s are back. Maybe I was just screwing shit up earlier.

>> No.20298981

>>20298857
And suddenly, I'm picturing Reci stalking me through a dark alleyway.

>> No.20298982

>>20298962
Because it’s snake oil?

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>>20298958
>>20298982

imagine the taste
listen to what it smells like

>> No.20299011

Vampires in mom jeans.

>> No.20299083

>>20298987
Grumpy Goddess
Waiting to milk a load of her husbands semen into her coffee

>> No.20299086

>>20298988
Calm down synthesianon

>> No.20299137

I want to play hide-the-zucchini with a lolifox!

>> No.20299145

It'd be nice to have a big bodied monster gf. Not fat or anything gross, but just big and soft all around so you could use her as a bed occasionally.

>> No.20299150

>>20299137
Are you going to do some Arts and Kraft work with her after?

>> No.20299159

>>20299137
Ah, "Hide the salami", a classic

>> No.20299168

>>20299150
Anon that's the wrong guy

>> No.20299184

>>20299168
Whoops. Never mind. That's what I get for trying to meme at 4 in the morning.

>> No.20299189

>>20298831
That's not a monster girl its a harvin from Granblue fucking shit stain

>> No.20299190

>>20299189
you too

>> No.20299207
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>>20299189
Are you implying Elves aren't monster girls? What's your threshold for "Cosplay tier" girls?

>> No.20299214

>>20299207
>>20299190
He's probably the same faggot posting that thing from God Eater. Just ignore him.

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>>20299214
I like God Eater, but hate that someone is taking it upon themselves to shitpost with it.

>> No.20299267
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>>20299145
You mean like a Jinko?

>> No.20299575

What happens to monster widows? Do they just live alone for the rest of their life? what if multiple widows had the same husband? Would they stay together?

>> No.20299613

>>20299575
Do some reading, newfag.

>> No.20299627

Christmas approaches and Trolls are busy knitting wool into scarves, socks, sweaters and mittens. Do try to appreciate them.

>> No.20299670

>>20299575
KC already answered these things in his Q&A.

>> No.20299673

>>20299627
But wool is so itchy!

>> No.20299676

>>20299673
I guess that's why you never visit under the bridge.

>> No.20299750

>>20299676
I want a troll to break into my house after it stars snowing to give me knitted sweaters and socks.

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>>20299627
I'd rather she start knitting baby clothes for the children I'll be putting inside her. No fewer than 3.

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Holy Eros, bless this ravaged dead thread body.

>> No.20299828

>>20299774
Could I be an ottermode Eros Paladin?

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>>20298831
Christmas Tree Dryads would probably be pretty powerful as far as Dryads go. The Trees that the Pagan festival use to be located around were often directly related to their most powerful Gods and were given a large bounty of offerings and charms to ward off evil and bring in good luck. Got so much love from the community that the Christians couldn't even phase them out entirely, and had to adopt them into their own tradition.

I wouldn't fuck with a Yule Dryad.

>> No.20299842

>>20299830
>I wouldn't fuck with a Yule Dryad.
I'd fuck one though.

>> No.20299857

>>20299830
Has KC talked about monster girl festivals/holidays?

>> No.20299879

>>20299857
There are mentions of them in the world guide II article about the Sanri Scorpions.
https://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Monster_Girl_Encyclopedia_World_Guide_II#Sanri_Scorpion
Though, there's no concrete descriptions of them to my knowledge.

>> No.20299884

>>20299879
Probably a good thing to ask him next Q&A.

>> No.20299893

>>20299884
Same anon as above.
There are still no descriptions available, however, holidays are indeed a thing, as mention in World Guide I. What they are about though, I don't know.
https://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Monster_Girl_Encyclopedia_World_Guide_I:_Fallen_Maidens#Demon_Realm_Nation_.22Lescatie.22

>> No.20299907

>>20299893
If he does a Q&A on Patreon I think I'll ask him about specific monster festivals.

>> No.20299955

>>2029883>
>Hurrr! The Chief God is bad and mean and evil for a actually making and controlling monsters!
>Hurrrr even the older Chief God maintained the old stuff! Chief gods bad but demons and demon Lord good!

The Chief god, as in the current Chief God. Is Not the same chief God as the old one who originally made the system. You can't blame the current one on the crimes the former committed, likewise you can't excuse the current demon lord's crimes of brainwashing humans with the fact that demons killed humans in the past. Really, the Chief God and the order are the real good guys. For they are what helps maintain balance and order and prevent chaos and anarchy.

>But the bad system that limits humans! Muh monster and demon waifus save me from bad system!

What if that oh so bad system is a test???? A test by the gods to weed out the weak and helps show and expose the strong and the fit? That system is a blessing in disguise, so if Chief God and Order wins and monstergirls turn back to real monsters? I say good for it finally put things baxk to normal and proper!

That whole limitation of Humanity is non sense. It's obvious the gods do that to test humans to be strong while rooting out the weak. But the monsters are ruining an already perfect and workable system. If the current succubus Demon Lord never came to be. Then the whole world would have already advanced to more advanced and somewhat modern times instead of the current setting being stuck in the medieval period. It it weren't for monstergirls, the world would have already been in the Renaissance, motors and engines and the industrial era would have occured and technology improves. Instead the world is still stuck at the dark ages because of the eternal struggle cause by monsters.

Think about it, it is a test. Do not be mad at the system, appreciate the challenge and the hardships given by the gods. Not the so called comfy paradise ideologies the monsters are trying to push. Since the Demon Lord and the monstergirls ideas of unity and Utopia via """love""" and waifus is boderline communism. And that is bad.

So in the end praise the Chief God to win in the end.

>> No.20299957

Um guys, this kind of content isn't allowed on 4channel

>> No.20299964
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>>20299957
Hush.

>> No.20299968

>>20299955
>>>/tg/

>> No.20299971

>>20299964
Aquatic girls can't just go around smacking people!

>> No.20299972

>>20299955
And in addition. Monstergirls destroy the idea of nationalism. Monsters already kill the mind/ego and feast on the body/spirit. But it's not enough, they want to wipe the slate clean of human success, human achievements and try to steal it all. But they ruin the human identity and the lands you live in and your national identity over a vapid form of love and carnal lust.

It is sad that when a dark matter explodes in your country and monstergirls take over. Your country, your national, homeland and it's unique identity, ethnicity will be ruined practically forever.

>> No.20299974

>>20299955
TL;DR: Turning a monster girl setting back into a regular fantasy setting.
How about no.

>> No.20299976

>>20299955
>>20299972
cringe, kys

>> No.20299980

>>20299971
Who's going to stop them? The Coast Guard?

>> No.20299983

>>20299968
Funny, because I'm not from tabletop general. Sure mock and joke all you want. But please consider the possibility that Monstergirls are not the most ideal path in the long run. The order and the Chief god are not the real villains. Humanity is better and far stronger to be corrupted by monster lust. And you all know it, do not fall for monster and demon lies, Humanity will and shall prevail under true enlightenment by the Chief God and the Order.

>> No.20299985

>>20299955
What the fuck are you rambling on about you ape?

>> No.20299992

>>20299974
Wrong, there is untapped potential in that. Yes even if it means grimdark, sadness, pain, suffering and Goblin Slayer and Berserk levels of rape. There is hidden potential...

Use your imagination.

>> No.20299994

>>20299992
>Wrong, there is untapped potential in that. Yes even if it means grimdark, sadness, pain, suffering and Goblin Slayer and Berserk levels of rape. There is hidden potential...

Play Dragon Quest.

>> No.20299996

>>20299980
The United States Navy sure can with it's capabilities... I mean c'mon what the hell do monsters have? Weapons? Ships? Aircraft? Ballistics?

Definitely no.

>> No.20299997

For fuck's sake, do not engage him. The bait's obvious enough.

>> No.20300000
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Why are the HFY-FAGS invading again /jp/? Why!?

Really, do they really hate MGE this much for not confirming to Western ideas and standards?

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>>20298831
OCs

>https://docs.google.com/document/d/10XwvsqYX7diJC6lxaIOIG1CHwYdHoNqq4ypM5226Dcs/mobilebasic

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>>20299828
With the power of love, anything is possible.

>> No.20300090

>>20300051
That cupid is cute! Ares is my goddess but Eros is very tempting as well. I wonder if they would be friends.

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>>20300090
If anything, Eros would wingwoman for Ares. A Goddess of War just has no time to find a lover on her own, she's too busy attending to all her loyal devotees.
But there are many men who get /fit/ for love, so surely Eros could find a sensitive guy to care for a tired, muscular war deity.

>> No.20300107

>>20299972
>Monstergirls destroy the idea of nationalism
Thank goodness.

>> No.20300112

Considering how infertile some high class monster girls are, resulting in it taking over 1000 years to get one pregnant. Woudl ther be monster girls and their husbands who "adopt" loli monster girls?

I don't know why but the idea of a demon and her husband adopting a devil sounds cute.

>> No.20300117

>>20299972
Looks like /tg/ is leaking in again.

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>>20300107
>French Tritonia destroys nationalism with this heartful rendition of L'internationale!
>The ending will shock you!

>>20300112
I wouldn't be surprised if there were many godmothers in the MG world.

>> No.20300128

>>20300112
That's a high possibility,
>>20300118
What about fairy godmothers?

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>>20300128
Fairy godmothers are the best godmothers. They'll make you an offer you can't refuse or they'll start crying.

>> No.20300135

What monstergirls enjoy facials?

>> No.20300139

>>20300135
High class ones probably enjoy some spa facials.

>> No.20300143

>>20300112
I'd like to try and set a record for dragon impregnation. A decade or less, hit or miss, gonna set an example of how love can do anything.

>> No.20300150

>>20300135
>>20300139
Gives a whole new meaning to Pharaohs bathing in milk, huh.

>> No.20300155

>>20300135
>>20300139
>>20300150
Slimes almost certainly would like facials, as would Akaname I think. Can you imagine her licking her face clean and showing you her clean mouth?
Generally they prefer it in their vagina or mouth though. From the article on Corruption Fruit:
>But of course, what a monster would be concerned about is the effect. Monsters are creatures that live by feeding on men's mana. For that reason, they can absorb mana in various other places besides their vagina. Even so, this fruit is used to dramatically increase mana absorption through the “skin”, which is normally not very efficient for obtaining mana compared to their vagina and mouth

>> No.20300159

>>20300150
That's gonna take a lot of time.

>> No.20300185

>>20299955
>>20299972
>>20299992
This feels like a falseflag.

>> No.20300191

>>20300185
90% of posts like that are a falseflag.

>> No.20300270

Say something nice about manticores

>> No.20300283

>>20300270
They have a good fluff.

>> No.20300289

>>20300150
I want to get hopped up on Manticore and Apophis Venom, and force the Pharaoh courtesan to wear a collar that says "Ghoul" while she desperately tries to suck down my overflowing semen. She gets to bathe in all the cum spills over herself.

>> No.20300298

>>20300270
They're such horrid rapists

>> No.20300302

Hakutakus must hate melons

>> No.20300305

>>20300270
I'd happily marry one.

>> No.20300314

>>20300270
their tails can collect a lot of seminal fluid!

>> No.20300316

>>20300135
>>20300159
>Even so, this fruit is used to dramatically increase mana absorption through the “skin”, which is normally not very efficient for obtaining mana compared to their vagina and mouth. Pleasure, joy, and ecstasy when having their body showered with semen is raised, and they're able to thoroughly absorb their beloved husband's mana in their body without wasting it.

>Also, if an incubus or a human man eats it, it will raise his ability to produce mana and semen.

Corruption fruit exist both to make monster able to enjoy being cummed on more and allow them to be covered in it without the need for a potion.

>> No.20300318

>>20300302
Explain

>> No.20300329

>>20300298
I said be nice!

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>>20300318
He's taking about the fact that Melons are both a fruit and a vegetable
Just like how honey is classified as raw meat, there's a type of sandwich counted as ravioli and the mountain chicken is actually a frog.

>> No.20300374

What monster girl would you be most likely to hate fuck and why?

>> No.20300385

>>20300374
memecat and its probably what she wants

>> No.20300395

>>20300374
Gremlin because they are bratty little shits that destroy everything I own for "science"

>> No.20300412

Goth gf vampire!
Gyaru gf Inari!
Bodybuilder gf Oni!
This is the perfect love quadrangle.

>> No.20300423

>>20300374
Tanuki., they deserve the roughest of hate fucks.
>>20300395
>brutally prone boning a gremlin while pulling her hair and lecturing her for being a brat
I never knew I wanted this.

>> No.20300426

>>20300412
Do they have big tits?

>> No.20300438

>>20300426
The Vampire’s are huge, alabaster white orbs mushrooming out of her corset.
The Inari’s are big, pillowy mounds straining her blouse enough to show her lacy bra underneath.
The Oni’s are massive, firm things that she can flex and make bounce around on a whim.

>> No.20300451

>>20300438
Goth vampire with a corset? Gyaru Inari in a blouse? You have good taste Anon.

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Local Ice Queen not so mean since being shown the spirit of Christmas and bundling up in a warm scarf

>> No.20300458

>>20300423
I want a Gremlin to be a friend to my Automaton maid. Too bad she is a hopeless unmarried NEET who only tinkers in her workshop all day, so the Automeido captures her and brings her home to be deflowered.
Afterwords I make the Gremlin wear a little maid outfit, and watch how embarrassed she is.

>> No.20300461

>>20300289
That sounds fun?

>> No.20300469

>>20300354
>is actually a frog
I don't get it.

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>>20300461
It does sound fun. There's just something about the girls worthy of worship, that inspires lewd thoughts of them worshiping you.

>> No.20300489

>>20300454
Imagine getting snowed in with a very hungry yeti. How will you survive?

>> No.20300524

>>20300469
Google mountain chicken

>> No.20300532

>>20300289
>>20300461
It's better if you're both hopped up on venom.

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>"Hey anon do you mind if i crash in your home tonight? mine is kind of far and i got out late due to extra work,what do you say?"

>> No.20300551

>>20300550
Okay but if I wake up tied up and gagged again, I'll be miffed.

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>>20298831
How well would a sci-fi guy and magic wizard girl together? Good and end up as a couple? Would the same thing be said if said sci-fi need guy is paired with a Dark Mage?

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>>20300554
Colored version of pic

>> No.20300559

>>20300550
>what do you say?
You’ve taken a shower in my bathroom, drank the beer in my fridge, and is now laying in my bed... yea you’re getting raped.

>> No.20300560

>>20300557
I'm okay with it.

>> No.20300562

>>20300554
Magic and Tech together at last! Maybe magic could be used to gloss over some unfortunate scientific effects like friction and interference and technology could be useful for ensuring consistent results of spells through limiters and control loops.

>> No.20300566

>>20300559
Its just one can of beer,dont be so stingy anon

>> No.20300622

>>20300451
They really are just the best.
Pink lipstick from the gyaru.
Black lipstick from the goth.
It’s all good.

>> No.20300626

>>20300622
>black lipstick
No, a deep dark purple.

>> No.20300642

>>20300622
>>20300626
>dark lipstick
Oh that's the stuff.

>> No.20300649
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>>20300354
>>20300469
What I don't get is honey being "raw meat".
The only direct mentions google gives are from Reddit.
They claim it's an FDA classification, yet I didn't find anything like that on FDA's site.
>Pic: lists products & traces of insecticide in them. Some dyslectic faggot must have thought they were grouped in same category.

>> No.20300654

>>20300489
I bet getting snowed in was planned, she's teaming up with the local ice and snow monsters to trap me in and cuddlerape me!

She's still getting lots of hugs and slow sex while holding her paws until the Snuggle Scouts clear the 6 feet of snow around the house

>> No.20300656

>>20300649
>Leddit
Well there's your answer.

>> No.20300657
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>>20300649
Honey I believe is classified as a sugar.

>> No.20300667

>>20300626
I respect it.
>>20300642
Just I M A G I N E those full dark luscious lips revealing a pair of vampire fangs as she grinds slowly against you and lowers herself to smooch, them sink her teeth in and suck your essence with moans and roaming hands.
Even the gyaru would get all hot and bothered just watching!

>> No.20300673

>>20300654
>Cut to Wendi-chan holding a shovel that’s far too big for her, just banging it against the snowdrift confusedly
Could be a while.

>> No.20300676

>>20300673
Ganbatte, Wendi-chan. She’ll get her Snow Clear Rescue badge someday!

>> No.20300679

>>20300673
Gonna sing hi-ho with the Wendis as we work!

>> No.20300680

>>20300667
But I bet the gyaru would still want to have a piece.

>> No.20300685

>>20300667
Anon that vampire would without doubt hear my frantic heartbeat in a pinch beating on her ears

>> No.20300690

>>20300680
If the Vampire’s speciality was the slow grind+deep neck succ, what would be the gyaru Inari’s speciality?

>> No.20300694

>>20300679
Hi ho! (Wa wa)
Hi ho! (Wa wa)
It’s off to shovel snow! (Awawa)

>> No.20300696

>>20300690
Softness and teasing.

>> No.20300710

>>20300694
Yes. That'll do, Wendi. That'll do.
As long as I don't have to listen to any Snow Queens singing Let it Go I'll be fine

>> No.20300714

>>20300696
Like you opening your eyes to a forest of tails only to finally reach forward and find your hand closing around some soft, bra-only creamy smooth titties, and the giggling foxy face above them hypnotizing your eyes?

>> No.20300721

>>20300710
The Tsuara was gonna put on a punk version, but okay.

>> No.20300724

>>20300714
Exactly.

>> No.20300727

>>20300721
>a punk version
I don't even.

>> No.20300732

>>20300685
>”What’s the matter Anon? You’re not... scaaared, are you~?”
>blood drips from her fangs into the top curve of her pure white tits
>”Oops~ Im such a messy eater~”

>> No.20300740

>>20300732
Excuse me while i nosebleed or begin hyperventilating right there

>> No.20300747

>>20300000
This wouldn't be a problem if everybody just bowed down before the glorious Pharaoh

>> No.20300748
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>> No.20300758

>>20300740
>she begins panting maniacally, her tits heaving up and down before she rips her corset clean off revealing her perfect pale frontside
>”Haaaah! That’s it! You’re just too delicious! I’m going to eat you alive! Scream for me, it will only make it better for me!”
>she lunges and inserts her fangs as she also inserts your manhood into her down below
Be very careful with goth vampires, anons. They feed on your horror!

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>>20298831
Alright can someone please remind/refresh me as to what the other Sabbath branches do again??? I only remember Greila being the medical Sabbath and Marune being the Heretic and food production and agricultural Sabbath.

>> No.20300763
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>>20299983
>Humanity will and shall prevail under true enlightenment by the Chief God and the Order.

>> No.20300769

>>20300758
While the gyaru Inari feeds on your naivety and embarrassment.
These girls are maneaters!

>> No.20300771

>>20300758
I would either die incredibly happy or end up married with her as fast as the black winds

>> No.20300775

>>20300000
First of all checked. Secondly I don't really understand HFY fags in general. Why aren't you talking about Warhammer 40k with your fellow fa/tg/uys instead of complaining about some stupid hentai setting that's about corruption and monstrous women fetishism?

>> No.20300779

>>20300566
That was my last can of beer before payday! I was saving that one for tonight!

>> No.20300782
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>>20300775

>> No.20300783

>>20300779
She can repay you in other ways! like having a warm elf hugging you in bed!

>> No.20300784

>>20300721
It's ok Tsurara-chan, I don't mind if you listen to Black Flag and KMFDM just stop blasting it all hours of the night and scaring the Wendis, they're trying to sleep

>> No.20300785

Any other anons here who were members of the OG MGE website? I still remember when HAN pissed off KC/his translating friend when he visited the site by posting a LARPer with Witch's head on a pike.

>> No.20300789

>>20300771
>wake up in a black tuxedo within an ornate coffin
>all around are beautiful undead Monstergirls in fancy attire holding black candles
>you look to your left to see your vampire bride in a black wedding dress, happy tears in her eyes
>a skeleton priestess approaches
>”Dearly beloved, we gather here today to witness the union and dying of mister Anon and Miss Vampire. Through death, may they never part!”
>the coffin closes on the two of you as she goes to town on you- her newly undead incubus husband
Congratulations!

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>> No.20300793

>>20300761
From left to right
>Standard
>Extremist
>Idol/gyaru
>Super magic
>Record keeping
>Beasts that only thing of fucking
>Farming
>Medical

>> No.20300799

>>20300763
Gonna play Devil's Advocate here, how the fuck would some random scholar loser know the creation of the Universe by any stretch? The Demon Lord told him? She wasn't even around for it.

>> No.20300803

>>20300783
Why do you think I’m gonna rape that smug elf bitch? She may be my boss at work but she’s in my home now.

>> No.20300805

>>20300789
Happy end! I enjoyed reading the posts,many thanks anon

>> No.20300814

I want a cute, plump baker wife from winter's town.
Unrelated but do you think mofu girls have to wear giant hair nets on their tails when they cook?

>> No.20300818

>>20300805
Not a problem! Vampire tittygoths are super hot.

>> No.20300822
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>>20300799
The Order knows. They know full well that the Chief God wants to keep humanity weak, and are fully on board with it as long as THEY benefit from it.

>> No.20300838

>>20300822
I'm actually quite sure the Order is arguably even more clueless about the nature of the Chief God than the Demon Lord. Not that I would call either source valid.

>> No.20300867
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>>20300814
Full tail nets, hair nets, and big paw gloves are required but that doesn't stop some girls from pursuing cooking careers

>> No.20300900
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Big sis is always so nice..

>> No.20300907
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>>20300900
i want onee-san to lovingly violate my orifices

>> No.20300908

>>20300900
Picnics on the moon with big sis!
Handjobs on the moon with big sis!

>> No.20300910

>>20300867
Would insult this bunyip for being so clumsy!

>> No.20300911

>>20300900
Oneesans are for keeping heavily pregnant

>> No.20300912

>>20300799
There were humans living before the age of the former demon lord. Both the desert region info and the existence of super advanced magiteck confirms this. it wouldn't be surprising that, as a scholar, he found ancient books that confirm that everything the order and the chief god says is bullshit.

>> No.20300918

>>20300911
Yes.
YES. VERY pregnant.

>> No.20300926

>>20300918
Yup, I will accept nothing less than triplets at a time

>> No.20300927

>>20300911
>>20300918
My brothers. Nee-san wants many, many children~

>> No.20300934

>>20300926
>>20300927
I love the way you think.
Triplets are a great bare minimum.

>> No.20300938

>>20300934
Yup.
That Oneesan needs to be full of young at all times.

>> No.20300941
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>>20300814
>A new baker has moved into town!

>> No.20300951
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Vampire loli onee-san

>> No.20300953

>>20300938
Imagine how blissful and doting she’d be as a reward to being such a good otouto and giving her so many at once.
Resting your head on her tummy and hearing them kick and move around as she strokes your hair...

>> No.20300954
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>>20300941
A challenger appears!

>> No.20300971
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20300971

What would Nagatoro monsterize into?

>> No.20300990

>>20300971
https://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Atlach-Nacha

>> No.20301000
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I want to lick her abs.

>> No.20301007

>>20300953
That's good, because Oneesan is also probably going to have the chest necessary to feed all those kids.

>> No.20301009

>>20300971
Who is she, and why do I wanna fug that smug out of her?

>> No.20301011
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>>20301007

>> No.20301012
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>>20300971
>>20300990

an angery doggo

>> No.20301016
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>>20301009
https://mangarock.com/manga/mrs-serie-100115668

>> No.20301038

>>20299879
>Whole harvest devoured by fucking scorpions
>Better harvest next time
>Dirt soup for dinner until then though
Fucking KC
Not everything can be be child-proofed , his attempts are sometimes pretty funny

>> No.20301046

>>20301038
Food's more of a novelty purpose for married couples anyway.

>> No.20301056

>>20301038
>dinner
This takes place in the demon realm. Monsters and incubi don't need to eat. It's more abut liking the taste/effects of magical food. The next paragraph talks about:
>Thanks to all the sex occurring during a battle with these demon insects and the liquid magic soaking into the area, a lot of mana is released which absorbs into any crops yet to be harvested meaning they will be come bountiful and of higher quality.

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>>20301038
Incubi and monsters can survive on sex alone, so it's OK.

Then again, I don't expect fa/tg/uys to read the source material

>> No.20301072

>>20301057
Right. I wouldn't expect basement dwellers to understand that sex is not the only thing in life

And besides, full bellies lead to healthier hubbies for better fucking, so what about that?

>> No.20301082

>>20301072
What even is meat?

>> No.20301084

>>20301011
Exactly, and that's just the start

>> No.20301091

>>20301082
Something that you get by feeding demon realm boars with hay and whatever is left of your harvest, aka nothing because fucking scorpions ate it all

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>>20301072
>>20301091
>full bellies lead to healthier hubbies
>>20301046
>>20301056

>> No.20301108

>>20301091
What the fuck are wild boars.

>> No.20301116
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>>20301108
Pretty sure normal wild animals don't exist in demon realms.

>> No.20301135

>>20301116
>occasionally an incredibly large male demon realm boar will be discovered in the wilds.

Does that mean that there are wild animals in the demon realms?
I'd be inclined to say yes.

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>>20301135
I said NORMAL wild animals you dumbass.

>> No.20301150

What sort of things would your waifu call you during sexy talk?

>> No.20301164

>>20301150
A big hunk of wiener meat!

>> No.20301179

https://i.imgur.com/rheBSJi.jpg

After finishing the second set, materclaws sent an extra picture of Nellu as a gift! Super happy to have another picture of her ahegao

>> No.20301182

>>20301150
adequate.

>> No.20301187

>>20301179
What a nice guy!

>> No.20301197

>>20301182
Nacho?

>> No.20301201

>>20301150
Daddy.

>> No.20301207

>>20301150
Sweetiecock

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>> No.20301226

>>20301214
>>20301220
Stop.

>> No.20301232

>>20301226
It's brand new content. Give him a break.

>> No.20301245

>>20301150
She might call me monkey or ape if she's dominating me, just like how I'd call her lizard or gecko.

>> No.20301252

>tfw no dragon queen to serve

>> No.20301265
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Post underrated girls.

>> No.20301269

>>20301252
>tfw no thick tailed massive wingspan qt to wrap me up and wing cocoon us out of sight

>> No.20301326
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>come back home from Thanksgiving holiday
>catch up on stuff I missed
>a certain anime has a certain out the left fucking field twist to it
I cant ever post anything related to it here again can I?

>> No.20301336
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>>20301326
Is it the zombie anime.

>> No.20301350

>>20301336
I was being circumlocutious for a reason anon.

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>>20301326
Just don't post one character and we should be fine.

>> No.20301366

>>20301350
Anonymous, the poster that can't read the mood!

>> No.20301410

>>20301326
What monster girl would Yuuka be?

>> No.20301420

>>20301326
>>20301336
If it's the zombie anime, please do share the twist. Just put it in spoilers or whatever.

>> No.20301425

>>20301420
One of them's a trap

>> No.20301428

>>20301410
Troll or Alraune

>> No.20301438

>>20301428
Scary Arch-Alraune momster

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>>20301410

>> No.20301457

>>20301410
yuuka is already a youkai

>> No.20301459
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Be a dear, Kiss da deer.

You don't know why but you're dying to try you wanna KEES DA DEER

>> No.20301460

>>20301457
No shit. I meant what kind of MGE monster girl she would be

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>>20301459

>> No.20301484

>>20301326
I want to fall asleep in yuuka's bosoms and never wake up.

>> No.20301495

>>20301326
You know, it actually flew over my head when I saw the episode. I thought the joke was that her dad was such a gorilla, she was going to lose her cuteness when she grew up and become one of those Eastern European bear women.

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>>20301495
>Eastern European bear women
Wow rude.

>> No.20301506

>>20301505
they got fluff thats for sure

>> No.20301511

>>20298880
妹 not いもとう

>> No.20301518

>>20301505
KC needs to do baba yaga

>> No.20301533
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>>20301482
Pictures of White Horns from Winterstown really sell me on them. I'm normally more of an Echidna or Unicorn man.

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>>20301460
Defies classification. Exclusively hypersadist.

>> No.20301536

>>20301179
>full blown pic for free
Jesus he's kind, good shit mousefag.

>> No.20301541
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I want to be ojou-sama's dedicated milker!

>> No.20301542

>>20301505
I want to make a gigantic, muscled kiki feel like a tiny dainty girl.

>> No.20301544

>>20301541
GREAT BIG DRILLS!

>> No.20301548
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>>20301535
>hypersadist

>> No.20301557

>>20301548
Exclusively

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>>20301544

>> No.20301589
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PUSSY BEAM FIRE

>> No.20301601

>>20299996
>Weapons? Ships? Aircraft? Ballistics?
Well, neither do illegals have those, and they're wrecking your shit.

>> No.20301611

>>20301535
>>20301557
Gonna ask her out!

>> No.20301615

>>20301601
(Eagle Harpy disliked that.)

>> No.20301617
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>>20301601
Can you not?

>> No.20301623

>>20301615
Eagle harpy has got fat thighs and a big meaty butt!

>> No.20301632

>>20301623
It’s the weight of freedom! Don’t bully!

>> No.20301650

>>20301611
I will attend your funeral. Maybe if you're lucky Yuuka will spit on your coffin.

>> No.20301653

>>20301542
She may have to turn sideways and duck to get through the doorways, but she’s an earnest maid! She can just use one hand to lift the fridge to clean under it!

>> No.20301654

>>20301632
Gosh darn chunky american harpies.

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>>20301654

>> No.20301667

>>20301663
How can you say no to a Thicc cutie like that?

>> No.20301681
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>>20301623
?

>> No.20301691

>>20301650
I will never stop trying. Love will triumph.

>> No.20301711
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>>20301681
That's not a harpy, that's just a girl with feathers on her head.

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>>20301265

>> No.20301717

>>20301691
"Amor vincit omnia"

The motto of the cult of Eros.

>> No.20301720

>>20301717
I would probably need their help to be honest

>> No.20301727

>>20301720
The only way you could even get Yuukarin to notice you is if you dedicated yourself to her for years. Maybe if you're lucky she wouldn't see you as an annoyance and one day would gift you some of her used pantyhose.

>> No.20301742

>>20301232
>liking content

>> No.20301748
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Play Girls Frontline, Anon!

>> No.20301750

>>20301351
Stop pushing your tranny shit

>> No.20301758

>>20301750
What did I post Anon?

>> No.20301759

>>20301148
Why does that matter? Demon realm boars are a fine source of food.

>> No.20301774

>>20301748
No! I want a new pistol though.

>> No.20301782

>>20301727
Gonna work hard for her love. Love letters and all.
I am probably going to need durability like a incubus though

>> No.20301799

>>20301782
I don't think that's going to work here, anon.

>> No.20301805
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>>20301799
Says you.

>> No.20301807

>>20301681
What a smug bird, I bet she's powerful though.

>> No.20301821
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>> No.20301824

>>20301799
Break her lines with a mass assault of love letters and poems

>> No.20301838
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>>20301824
Maybe get some help from on high as well.

>> No.20301841

>>20301824
That's a good way to end up as her human trashbin.

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>>20301748
Do you think Gazer anon could tolerate his waifu liking something like FO 76?

You know, the kind of liking of something that would inevitably end with her arguing how it's a good game and he's just being a contrarian / dork about how bad it is?

>> No.20301872

>>20301838
>Her and MGEYuuka end up having some insane danmaku battle in the sky

>>20301841
Not that far away from being her bf. Going to keep climbing

>> No.20301876

>>20301326
Literally does not affect me since I'm not into loli
In this particular instance being only about boobies paid off.

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>>20301824
Somewhere, a Cupid is very happy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1VaEdKwXJhM

>> No.20301894
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Lilims are dumb!

>> No.20301903

>>20301894
Only some!

>> No.20301920
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>>20301894
Tell a Succ her horns look good, that's how you seduce them.

>> No.20301924
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One fine autumn morning Marisa flew to the Hakurei Shrine and saw something strange...

>> No.20301929

>>20301924
Now black-white needs an upgrade like that

>> No.20301930

>>20301929
Mad Hatter Marisa when

>> No.20301936
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>>20301929
We already have Dark Mage Marisa.

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>>20301936

>> No.20301951
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>>20301920
I prefer Ushi horns.

>> No.20301973
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20301973

I wanna stick it in an alraune's rosebud.

>> No.20301987

Any lost and or scared Shotas, please report to the nearest Monster Girl. They will protect you and show you the love you deserve.

>> No.20301995
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>>20301987
Get off the computer Druella.

>> No.20301996

>>20301987
>salivating Demons

>> No.20302005
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>>20301996

>> No.20302006
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>>20301995
Make me

>> No.20302024

>>20301996
>You will never be a drummer boy from an order nation and get captured by some demon commander in an ambush

>> No.20302052
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>>20302024

>> No.20302061 [SPOILER] 
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>>20302006
OK.

>> No.20302070

How about capturing a monster for sex?
Like actually hunting down a monster to be your wife?

>> No.20302074

>>20302070
They would love that

>> No.20302089

>>20302070
>capturing a succubus who gets excited when you start groping her instead of what she was expecting.

>> No.20302096

>>20302070
I don't think that that's how my waifu and I would meet, but I have a pretty big kidnapping fetish.

>> No.20302099

>>20302070
You mean like catching a Salamander with a chloroform rag after she's had a bit to drink and tying her to the bedposts combined with a blindfold and gag for when she wakes up? Yes please.

>> No.20302108

>>20302005
>>20302024
Just imagine, she’d literally be dripping through her outfit. She’d stuff you under her sweaty clothes and never let you leave

>> No.20302111
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>What are these for?

>> No.20302113

>>20302111
It's a hat!

>> No.20302117

>>20302111
It’s a stylish cap.

>> No.20302136

>>20302024
I need it, only with TWO Demon commanders fighting over me.

>> No.20302162

>>20302070
I'm imagining someone in full Steve Irwin gear sneaking up behind an unsuspecting bunyip, pouncing on her, and hauling her off in a princess carry.

>> No.20302163

>>20302136
>two /ss/ obsessed Demon commanders clamoring over scared shota Anon
>each desperately trying to appeal to him with sweet talk, promises on promises, and showing off their superior ass/titties
>they’re practically about to competitive blow him on the spot
What’s a shota to do?

>> No.20302166

>>20302136
>"He is mine. The ambush was MY plan"

>"But it was MY scouts that found their regiment"

>> No.20302193

>>20302163
>>20302166
>Anon nervously tells them to please stop fighting
>this only raises his cuteness factor, and the fighting intensifies

>> No.20302221
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>>20302163
Reverse spitroast.

>> No.20302231

>>20302070
Imagine how easy it would be to capture a demon right after summoning her.

>> No.20302233

>>20302221
Once again, Diplomacy comes up with the superior solution.
And shota Anon and his two wife-mommies lived lewdly ever after.

>> No.20302234

>>20302221
>[Sweating intensifies]

>> No.20302238

Fuck I fucking love Demons!!!

>> No.20302241

>>20302238
t. Demon
Propaganda is not welcome.

>> No.20302245
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20302245

>Time for your vaccination!

>> No.20302246

>>20302238
Best hourglass
Best skin
Best eyes
Best personalities
Best lifespan
Best fashion

>> No.20302250

>>20302231
>add a few modifications to the summoning circle so it's also a binding circle
>demon starts off with her sultry, seductive spiel but melts into needy begging as circle gets to her
You'll probably pay for it later on, but in the moment it would be so much fun to tease her.

>> No.20302263
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>> No.20302269

>>20302263
!!!!!!
Yes!!!!!!

>> No.20302271

>>20302263
Fat hatter ass. Nice.

>> No.20302272

>>20302263
>>20302269
This excites the Hatterfag.

>> No.20302277

>>20302263
Ass is too fat

>> No.20302278
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>>20302269
>>20302271
>>20302272

>> No.20302288
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>>20302277
Just for (You).

>> No.20302293

>>20302269
Knew you’d be ecstatic

>> No.20302302

>>20302272
Very, very, very much so!!!
>>20302293
I’m over the moon!!!

>> No.20302326
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20302326

Just an ordinary kiki, nothing to see here.

>> No.20302337

>>20302326
You dropped an eye, Miss.

>> No.20302346
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20302346

If you liked hatter ass, you'll love troll ass.

>> No.20302348

>>20302263
Damn that ass would make a Kakuen and Troll jealous.

>> No.20302349

>>20302326
Poor girl must have gotten caught in the rain. Her fur and feathers are dripping and soaking wet! Time for a day off and a warm bath.

>> No.20302357

>>20302348
As expected of such a beautiful, wonderful, wonderful race!

>> No.20302364
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>>20302326
I'm sorry about my other kiki, miss. I don't know why she keeps looking at you like that.

>> No.20302373

>>20302364
Would Kiki sometimes try to emulate Shoggy by wearing a dark purple maid outfit and taping her cleaning tools to her limbs?

>> No.20302377 [SPOILER] 
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>>20301929
>>20301930
>>20301936
Done and Done.

>> No.20302388

>>20302346
More Troll ass!
Christmas came early!

>> No.20302397

>>20302373
Variety in dress is fine, but the latter is just a fucking dumb idea.

>> No.20302406

>>20302397
She’s just having fun anon

>> No.20302409
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>>20302373
>dark purple maid outfit
>no purple makeup

>> No.20302413
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>>20302263
Fat-bottomed Hatter strikes again!

>> No.20302414

>>20302406
My disdain was directed at you, not the fictional maid.
I don’t know why half the people here think every monster is Wurmbrained.

>> No.20302428

>>20302413
>that exaggerated hourglass and ass-centric shots
It’s like I commissioned this, but I swear I didn’t!

>> No.20302441

>>20302428
Between onitengu and these, it seems most Hatter fanart does draw them mega juicy. Maybe it’s just the way they’re meant to be. You must know something we don’t, Hatterfag.

>> No.20302449

>>20302441
Onitengu draws everything juicy.
And god bless ‘em for it.

>> No.20302453

>>20302413
Fat-bottomed Hatters, you make the rocking world go round!

>> No.20302465
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>>20302414
Even genius girls like to cut loose once in a while.

>> No.20302473

>>20302346
Troll ass is nice, Baphomet ass is the best though.

>> No.20302475

>>20302441
It's how its meant to be.
Hatters need to big all around.
Bigger than big even!

>> No.20302486

>>20302346
I want to grope and massge a troll's ass at every opportunity I can get

>> No.20302495

>>20302441
I know my wife, and I know she loves being the juiciest! I love her so much!
>>20302475
Ah, another patrician! This, fellow anons, is the mark of another fine gentleman of excellent rapport and standard! Would share tea with!

>> No.20302501
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>>20302475

>> No.20302524
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>>20302473
You are horribly wrong!

>> No.20302528

>>20302397
>"Good morning, friend Kiki!"
>"Oh, Shoggy! You're up! Good morning to you too!"
>"...er, friend Kiki, I hope I am not speaking out of turn, but may I inquire as to what you are wearing?"
>"I got this dress for free when refreshing Master's wardrobe. It's purple, so we match. Like we're twins!"
>"I see, I see. Not to belabor the point, but I was more curious about the other, what is the term, accoutrements."
>"Oh! Right, well, I was thinking about the way you clean, and it just seems so efficient! I just waste so much time going to and from the closet, when I could just be like you and have everything on me at once!"
>"I suppose it is true that having equipment within reach is convenient."
>"Right? I got my feather duster on my arm, my frying pan strapped to my back, a sponge on the back of my hand, everything! I feel like a one-woman maid machine!"
>"Friend Kiki is always trying new things. It's something Master and myself find very admirable about you."
>"You never know what you might find out until you try. Now let's get to work, there's so much to get done before Master wakes up!"
>the frying pan on her back comes loose, and falls to the floor with a loud clang
>the kikimora rubs the back of her head with embarrassment, getting some soap suds on her hat from the sponge
>"But, uh, you lead for today, Shoggy, since you're a little more experienced at this style than I am."

>> No.20302529

>>20302501
>>20302495
What can I say, its one of the reasons I love wonderland

>> No.20302542
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20302542

Wrote something short (very short) about a Hellhound. https://pastebin.com/cXeCqvfi

Feel free to drop suggestions for other small ideas. Preferably cute things.

>> No.20302546

>>20302501
So sumptuous~ so casual while expanding so much~!
>>20302529
You would be quite welcome! It’s a haven for people like you and I!

>> No.20302551

>>20301930
>>20302263
>>20302278
Marisa Hatter with a huge hitbox would be pretty great

>> No.20302553
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20302553

>this will never be finished

>> No.20302556

>>20302542
Nice as always Frost.
How about breakfast in bed from a tough girl like a Salamander who realizes she went too far the night before?

>> No.20302558

>>20302551
I-it’s just her graze box!

>> No.20302565

>>20302546
That it is.
A beautiful land of perversion.

If not living there, one should visit it with the wife for a honeymoon to 'experiment'

>> No.20302566

>>20302542
I’m of course quite biased, but a ‘breakfast in bed’ scenario between a man and his Hatter wife with her lightly teasing him for how wild he got last night would be sublime!

>> No.20302569

>>20302556
Ah, I read your post and my mind did the thing without even realizing it! I’m sorry! Ignore >>20302566 this one! Sorry!

>> No.20302578
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>>20302346
>you will never bury your face in your Troll mom-wifes massive ass
>you will never pull her tail tongue her holes before injecting yourself with Manticore venom and ravaging her throughout the garden
Why are Trolls the best Demihuman type species?

>> No.20302585

>>20302542
Hnnnngh. That’s nice.

>> No.20302589

>>20302569
It's fine hatterfag, you've got great taste so don't feel like you have to withdraw it! It's just a nice situation overall.

>> No.20302598

>>20302569
Do you have autism, Hatterfag?

>> No.20302601

>>20302578
tail and*

>> No.20302612

>>20302589
Yes but yours was better! That’s why I must have got it confused, it would be great with a Sally! Don’t mind me!
>>20302598
No and I don’t like talking about that kind of stuff so please don’t ask!

>> No.20302619
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20302619

>> No.20302620

>>20302612
me thinks the lady doth protest too much

>> No.20302625

>>20302542
This was very adorable.

>> No.20302632

>>20302620
It’s that or suffering far too many slings and arrows, yet if it is so opposed, I’ll end it! Or calm down. Either or!

>> No.20302656

>>20302542
is this a reference to another pic?
the pose and facial expression seem really familiar

>> No.20302662

>>20302162
>the mightiest of men

>> No.20302664

>>20302656
I'm afraid I'm not sure what you're talking about.

>> No.20302667

>>20302070
what if i go to pounce an owl but she cranes her neck 180 and stuns me so i fall and get hurt?

>> No.20302673

>>20302667
She calls you a baka and carries you off to her nest.

>> No.20302743

>>20302619
Aren't puffy nipples the greatest?

>> No.20302790
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20302790

>>20302556
Sallies are adorable https://pastebin.com/ed0Fk9ME

>>20302566
Don't sweat it Hatterfag, please enjoy
https://pastebin.com/64DiaC5H

>> No.20302800

>>20302790

Based Frosticle strikes again.

>> No.20302804

>>20302790
Oh, and more requests are welcome. They may not be done right away tonight like these ones, but they'll be nice to have for the future.

>> No.20302808

>>20302790
Wow, someone's on a roll today.

>> No.20302824

>>20302790
Oh shit that was fast, thank you!
Salamanders are too good.

>> No.20302830

>>20302558
Either way she needs to put it on my face

>> No.20302834

>>20302790
Cheshire tickling a man who strikes her fancy?

>> No.20302853

>>20302804
Redcaps seem neglected.

>> No.20302855

>>20302673
best ending

>> No.20302892

>>20302834
Cheshires are for pinning and breeding.

>> No.20302910
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20302910

They told me free shotas would be here!

>> No.20302913

>>20302910
Stop RPing.

>> No.20302919

>>20302913
I think he should keep going

>> No.20302944 [DELETED] 

>>20302910
>>20302919
Kill yourselves.

>> No.20302993

>>20302944
Fun is an invention of the Devil.

>> No.20303012

What's with all the /ss/ and mommyfag spam that has been going one in these threads lately?

>> No.20303016

>>20303012
>lately

>> No.20303020

>>20303016
It's gotten worse.

>> No.20303029

>>20303012
>>20303020
Please, this is nothing compared to 1-2 years ago when onee-san posting was at it's height.

>> No.20303051

>>20303020
You mean better

>> No.20303055

>>20302993
>ERP
>fun

>> No.20303057

>>20303012
Can people post anything?

>> No.20303075

>>20303055
I had fun once

>> No.20303082

>>20303012
/ss/ is the blacked of vanilla.

>> No.20303083
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>>20303075
>then I got arrested

>> No.20303088
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20303088

How would you customize your familiar?

>> No.20303089

>>20303082
Finally a post I can agree with.

>> No.20303096

>>20303088
Depends.
But cat type that's chubby and has a fat bottom would be good, but genki lizard types would be nice as well.

>> No.20303100

Back again with a new chapter. This plot advancing and world building takes longer than I though.

https://pastebin.com/83efdDN1

So how was your turkey fellow Americans?

>> No.20303101

>>20303088
Red haired tomboy Familiar. Her paws would be red with white patterns on to compliment her hair.

>> No.20303104

>>20303082
No, that'd be gyaru

Happy relationships with whores with identity and personality issues-thats the blacked of vanilla

>> No.20303107

>>20303088
Puppy style, a tiny bit softer than the norm, with super intricate pleasure runes on her tongue and clit.

>> No.20303108

>>20303088
I'd need 5 of them, each one would wear a skin-tight ninja outfit, each of them a different color to match their varying personalities.

>> No.20303112

>>20303088
Small flat undead Sabbath Familiar with grey skin and black hair with a hime cut.

>> No.20303119

>>20303101
So a smol female santa claus on your lap then?

>> No.20303126

>>20303075
Then go to Discord for that autismal shit.

>> No.20303127

>>20303104
Nah it's definitely shota. It's even pushed in the say way if you think about it with posters saying how superior and huge children's cocks are and how girls can't beat it.

>> No.20303146

>>20303104
>>20303127
Let's just say it's Gyaru/Shota.

>> No.20303154

>>20303119
Not quite, the white patterns would be more like lines and rune like white sections in her fur.
Also she'd use aniki rather than onii-chan with a bright and innocent grin on her face.

>> No.20303184

>>20303088
Bigger wings.

>> No.20303205

>>20301821
I am interested and confused by what’s going on here.

>> No.20303226

Wikifag here, again.
The backlog has been addressed (with the exception of tumblr).
Everything will be organized tomorrow.
The total came out at 403 images.

http://imgbox.com/g/dMsei790s0

>> No.20303254

>>20302089
What exactly was she expecting?

>> No.20303261

>>20302245
What does it protect against?

>> No.20303292
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20303292

>>20303226
That's one happy Tsurara

>> No.20303303

>>20303226
403 just in the backlog alone? Christ, you're doing good work.
Since you're here, I didn't see this Manticore in the galley yet. Found it when doing some personal searching the other day.
https://twitter.com/Tobi_2049_11/status/1056545953765879809

>> No.20303306

>>20303292

the ice tumor infiltrated her brain, so it's kind of like a lobotomy

>> No.20303316

>>20303088
an exotic phallus

>> No.20303325

>>20303306
I want to rub a Tsuraras eyecicle until she's airheaded and addicted to touch.

>> No.20303341

>>20302910
Should have done it in greentext

>> No.20303356

>>20300951
Vampire loli momster

>> No.20303379

>>20302619
What a beautiful girl.

>> No.20303380

>>20303254
cold steel

>> No.20303409

Life got in the way, so I haven't been here in a while. Was there anything I missed?

>> No.20303411

>>20303380
Look, shaving is annoying but it must be done. Still better than hot lead

>> No.20303416

>>20303409
Just shitposting. What’s the last thing you remember?

>> No.20303428

>>20303416
Last time I was here, Bunyip was the new girl. It was a few months ago.

>> No.20303429

>>20303409
Missed the new edgy yuki if you've been away for a month.

>> No.20303435

>>20303409
World guide 3 and its translations.
http://monstergirlsredux.com/viewforum.php?f=39

>> No.20303437

>>20302790
This was absolutey perfect frostcicle! You got the cheery mannerisms down to a T! I really appreciate you taking the idea, you’ve warmed my night!

>> No.20303446
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20303446

>>20303409
>>20303416
shitposting *and* holiday autism

>> No.20303455

>>20303409
If you havnt already noticed we're 4channel now

>> No.20303456

>>20303437
Glad you enjoyed.

>> No.20303459
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>> No.20303527

______ the Pharaoh

>> No.20303529

>>20303527
Stuff

>> No.20303541

>>20303527
Rape.

>> No.20303543

>>20303527
DUEL

>> No.20303545

>>20299258
Late to the party but 9/10 it's bollocks

>> No.20303550

>>20303527
Serve

>> No.20303554

>>20303527
Hug

>> No.20303556

>>20303543
>>20303543
>DUEL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u3K8VlxVLKo

>> No.20303561
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20303561

>>20303527
Worship, serve and protect

>> No.20303567

>>20303527
Impregnate

>> No.20303575

>>20303527
Enslave

>> No.20303576
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Uh oh! The fox girls are looking at your liver again! What do you do to protect it?!

>> No.20303577
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>> No.20303583

>>20303577
This is the face of a mouse that's about to get Bred.

>> No.20303584

>>20303576
Stop bringing guro here.

>> No.20303586
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>>20303584
Uh oh! The fox girls are looking at your dick again! What do you do to protect it?!

>> No.20303591
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20303591

>>20303576
Get an actually good fox.

>> No.20303592

>>20303577
>I hate Mondays

>> No.20303594

>>20303576
Drink profusely

>> No.20303603

>>20303577
>I've had enough of this shit

>> No.20303609

>>20303576
Doesn't look like a Kumiho.

>> No.20303620

>>20303575
CEASE. Wretched dark snake thrall

>> No.20303639

>>20303126
There's already enough autism in the Discord.

>> No.20303641
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>>20303591

>> No.20303642

Grab the fluff, do it rough.

>> No.20303660

>>20303639
Most of it is harmless autism, minus bollocks.

At least it's not the wiki discord.

>> No.20303663

>>20303641
I like my foxes like I like their tails, big and soft

>> No.20303664

>>20303660
Small wonder why that faggot is still allowed in there

>> No.20303672

>>20303664
>>20303660
Take your hateboners elsewhere.

>> No.20303674
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20303674

rata tails
best tails

>> No.20303691

>>20303672
Hey my post wasn't a hateboner, I said it was harmless.

>> No.20303700

>>20303674
I need to BREED Makoto

>> No.20303709

>>20303700
Why?

>> No.20303725

>>20303709
Because she's cute and I like her.

>> No.20303749

>>20303672
Is it truly a hateboner if he's merited every bit of it?

>> No.20303822

>>20303749
At this point the hate is getting more autistic then the one its pointed at.

>> No.20303852

how to get an owl's attention?

>> No.20303857

>>20303852
Bob your head up and down and side to side.

>> No.20303879

>>20303857
>what are you doing?
>the dance of your people?

>> No.20303888

>>20303852
Tell them you're related to the Brisbys

>> No.20303892

>>20303852
Stare back.

>> No.20303894

>>20303879
What kind of mating dance should you do to get the attention of a Ushi Oni?

>> No.20303900

>>20303857
That seems like the owl equivalent of barking at a kobold.

>> No.20303910

>>20303900
I mean, it does make you look like an idiot.

>> No.20303920
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20303920

>> No.20303923

>>20303892
Sounds good.

>> No.20303929

>>20303894
The helicopter.

>> No.20303930

>>20303894
Exist.

>> No.20303932

>>20303894
Wear tear-off pants and just helicopter dick or something.

>> No.20303933

>>20303409
Anime about a zombie girl idol group came out, then revealed more than halfway through the series one of them had a dong and /a/ and /u/ had a meltdown, so that was amusing.

>> No.20303943

>>20303920
muh

>> No.20303948

>>20303933
Is that a Disgaea reference?

>> No.20303955

>>20303900
What about howling at a Hellhound?

>> No.20303956

>>20303920
>Ace blowing his money on stupid memes again

>> No.20303984

Got a new Kobold daughteru commission! Pretty heavy on the latex and bondage this time, definitely one of my top favorites so far.

https://imgur.com/a/wXSCXzb

>> No.20303989

>>20303933
>/u/ had a meltdown
That makes it just ever-so-slightly less terrible

>> No.20303995

>>20303948
Huh?

>> No.20304000

>>20303984
Kinkmaster KDF strikes again. really like the vibrations in her belly.

>> No.20304002

>>20303984
not sure why , but i was half expecting her to suit up into a super sentai hero

>> No.20304013

>>20303984
My god.

>> No.20304034

>>20303995
Disgaea has a running gag of an Alraune being a trap.

>> No.20304035

>>20303984
This reminds of the cover of Psudeo-scorpion.

And that is very much not a good thing at all.

>> No.20304081

>>20303984
shine on you crazy madman

>> No.20304082
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20304082

i would stick to lotus and cowgirl so this would never happen.

>> No.20304097

>>20304034
No, I am talking about the Horse dong the zombie boss had in Disgaea 1.

>> No.20304133
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I love liches

>> No.20304137

>>20303984
LOOK at that CUNNY!

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>>20304133
So do I.

>> No.20304149
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20304149

What species would make the best Musketeers?

>> No.20304157

>>20304149
Mice

>> No.20304167

>>20304157
yes

>> No.20304186

>>20304149
Cupid

>> No.20304189

>>20301326
Might have been a crunchy roll translation error

>> No.20304190

>>20304081
I’M GONNA “FIX” THAT KOBOLD

>> No.20304216

>>20303984
She sleeps like that?

>> No.20304231

>>20303822
Nothing wrong with chasing out the NiceDaemonette of /mgg/

>> No.20304247

>>20304231
If that hasn't worked for years why would it work now?

>> No.20304249

>>20304216
Not very often anon, only on very special occasions! For example she'd only be allowed to do it when I and/or her mother are going to be up most of the night for whatever reason so we can keep an eye on her. She'd also probably want to take it easy the day after so we can't have any big plans, so just those two circumstances can narrow things down a lot.

>> No.20304253

>>20304149
Humans

>> No.20304260

What monster will enjoy a fresh jar of pickles with me?]

>> No.20304264

Can Lich-san tell me if I'm hungry or not or if my appetite is still screwed up from the flu?

>> No.20304266

>>20304264
I'd say so, Liches are a great big bunch of nerds.

>> No.20304267
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>10 haunting photos taken seconds before disaster

>> No.20304269

>>20301589
Now she has two beams? KC needs to nerf

>> No.20304270

>>20304260
Any monster! Monster girls love juicy pickles if you catch my drift ;)

>> No.20304278

>>20303984
Good to see you haven't abandoned them, friend. It's been awhile since your last one.

>> No.20304281

>>20303984
disgusting

>> No.20304287

>>20304278
Far from it anon. There are ups and downs to be sure, but nothing nearly that severe. Most of my recent commissions just haven't been appropriate for this place, that's all.

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>>20304133
I love Troll Liches

>> No.20304294
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20304294

kikis are pure

>> No.20304300

>>20304294
Kiki-chan has a good question there, everyone knows that sex is the best way to cure illnesses!

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>>20304270
Pickles are best when shared with monster girls.

>> No.20304317

>>20302542
You are a good person

>> No.20304333

>>20304294
too busy fucking the shog!

>> No.20304407
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>> No.20304421

>>20303892
>Notice an Owl mage keenly staring at you from the tree line
>In an effort not to seem intimidated, you stare back
>Make eye contact with her big, bright eyes
>Deep, deep eye contact, with those uh, beautiful, luscious, amazing eyes
>Yes, yes those eyes have always been your favorite thing in the world.... right? Right! Of course they have.
>You would like to marry the woman with those eyes, of course...
>Anon wakes up one week later from his trance cuddled by a fluffy, pregnant wife.

Be careful which eyes you stare in to, never know who has some enchantments.

>> No.20304429

>>20304407
What happens if she rolls over and accidentally stabs you with her eyesicle?

>> No.20304440

>>20304429
You get very cold, and then very, very horny. Likely leading to you having to get extra blankets before you get frisky under those blankets

>> No.20304452

>>20304440
But what if you’re already asleep?

>> No.20304453

>>20303984
KDF you are such a fucking villain.

>> No.20304468

>>20304421
Just as planned.

>> No.20304502

>>20304452
Then you are raped, maybe she sleep-rapes you.

>> No.20304511

>>20303459
Is this porn or is there a heartwarming story behind this image?

>> No.20304555

>>20304511
https://twitter.com/dokutorumasube/status/1064481987539292160

>> No.20304560

>>20304555
A Ching Chong ping ling to you too.

>> No.20304565

>>20303100

I still like your story, always happy to see a new chapter.

>> No.20304567

>>20303100
Love your stuff, man.
>So how was your turkey fellow Americans?
Pretty good. The ham wasn't bad, either.

>> No.20304571

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead do not trust the milkmaid, her movements are sinister, her motives unknown

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>>20304560

>> No.20304578

>>20304571
I don't know, anon. Masturbation is pretty normal.

>> No.20304580

>>20304576
What a slutty bear

>> No.20304581
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>>20304571
I'm sure she can be reasoned wi

>> No.20304584
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20304584

>>20304149

Phantoms. Why do you think they love Der Freischütz so much?
https://youtu.be/FeyP70LP92Y

>> No.20304586

>>20304576
I want to fuck a Panda, even if it's Litchi

>> No.20304587

>>20304578
That's what she wants you to think!

>>20304581
There is no reasoning with her.
Who knows what her next delivery could be, or even is?

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>>20304407
>As his heart freezes over time, the man will grow so cold that he will be rendered incapable of thinking about anything, and before long he'll be rendered immobile while curled up and shivering.
>The only thing that can thaw the heart once it's been frozen like this is the "warmth" that monsters direct towards men
It doesn't say only a Tsurara can cure the cold, so if a White Horn or Yeti finds you chilled from a Tsurara icicle they can fill you with warming love and hugs

>> No.20304602

>>20304592
Same thing for basilisk victims. Collateral damage opens new opportunities.

>> No.20304603

Quickie about crow harpies based on a greentext
https://pastebin.com/x6QqgptP

>> No.20304640

>>20304592
Cupid lead arrows for the frozen north.

>> No.20304645

>>20304603
Short and sweet. Mildly entertaining. Made me empathize with my local crows. 6.5/10
you use the slang "till" a few times, and i'm not sure if that's supposed to be used in written word

>> No.20304648

>>20304603
I remember that greentext. Cute take on it.

>> No.20304650

You ever see a picture that just screams for a story?

>> No.20304653
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>>20304650
A few.

>> No.20304654 [SPOILER] 
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>>20301748
M16 best girl

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>>20304650
just ones that scream for a better story than the one they hail from

>> No.20304666
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20304666

How would a phantom react if you wanted to fuck them backstage, as they are?

>> No.20304667

>>20304571
I’m gonna marry her and there’s nothing you can do to stop me!

>> No.20304671
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>>20304571
>>20304581
Don't worry anons, i got her daughter.

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>>20304671
Kiki imoutos are sweet and dear things to be protected, not lewded.

>> No.20304682

>>20304677
Why can't they be both?

>> No.20304683

>>20304677
They are for both!

>> No.20304684

>>20304645
I had imagined it was somewhat acceptable if infrequent, considering I never saw anything said about it the other times I used it.

>>20304648
Thanks.

>> No.20304689

>>20304603
Crows are good birds.

>> No.20304690

>>20304581
Anon? Anon? ANOOOOOON!

>> No.20304692

>>20304666
She'd probably pass out blushing Satan-Kun.

>> No.20304711
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>Be Silkworm
>Eat all day
>Suddenly realize you got fat and have no mate
>It's okay though you can go into a cocoon and lose it all.
>Go into cocoon
>Hatch out as a papillon
>Not fat anymore, it's time to secure a mate.
>Find hero, this is your chance!
>He calls you a fatass and says moth girls are better
>Look down, realize it all went to your ass
papillon is fat

>> No.20304714
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20304714

How do you trick an mg?

>> No.20304718

>>20304690
Do not mourn for him.

>> No.20304719

>>20304711
>Not liking a girl with a big fat ass
What a coward.

>> No.20304722
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>>20304711
I'll tell her she is a good person and no one can tel her otherwise

>> No.20304727
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>>20304692
How far would the silly chunni ghost end up in heat if you then carried her to her dressing room only to gently wake her up and teasingly remind her.

>> No.20304728

>>20304727
Far enough that you don't get to say no when she says you're gonna knock her up.

>> No.20304744

>>20304728
How many times will she want to be bred """for rehearsal"""

>> No.20304767

>>20304744
Enough that you'd pass out at least five times before the proper breeding begins.

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>>20304571

>her movements are sinister
That's nonsense!

>> No.20304841

I want a Kitsune with that anime mom hairstyle. You know the one.

>> No.20304860

>>20304785
I want a kiki maid to give me an ashiatsu massage with her natural stilettos and talk to me in whispers.

>> No.20304865

>>20304841
Normal anime mom hairstyle or pity bait dead by episode 2 anime mom hairstlye?

>> No.20304900

>>20304655
That Anubis looks powerful. I don't know if I'm ready for the Egypt Zone!

>> No.20304903 [DELETED] 
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20304903

Get your monster girl a pickle. Birches love pickles.

>> No.20304908 [DELETED] 

>>20304903
*bitches

>> No.20304919

>>20303984
Why?

>> No.20304926
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>> No.20304928 [DELETED] 
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>>20298831
So guys I just made some fresh OC to contribute to the thread. This is my original character donut steel monster girl. I call her Picklehound. I want to lick her abs and finger her ass.

>> No.20304930

>>20304900
Without her help you'd be overwhelmed by npc zombies or god forbid, ganked by a girtablilu

>> No.20304932

>>20303984
I have, several questions. But my main one is, how much did that cost ya, KDF?

>> No.20304933 [DELETED] 

>>20302542
Fuck off

>> No.20304934

>>20304865
The latter. That loose ponytail draped over the shoulder is super sexy.

>> No.20304941

>>20304919
Because of the boner in my pants, but also because of the boner in my heart.

>>20304932
$105. Pretty good for such a specific idea and decent art quality.

>> No.20304950

>>20304933
What the hell is your problem?

>> No.20304954

>>20304950
Don't reply, dummy.

>> No.20304960 [DELETED] 

>>20303984
Fuck off

>> No.20304966

>>20304941
>$105. Pretty good for such a specific idea and decent art quality.
Hot damn. Wish i had your money KDF. Glad you found someone good, though. Now my next question is, how do you find people willing to these works. Now i wouldn't doubt that you probably don't mention to them that you see her as your daughter, but i would think finding good artists who don't mind doing loli art would be a bit tricky.

>> No.20304969 [DELETED] 

>>20304950
He needs to fuck off with his cancer. You too, actually

>> No.20304991

>>20304954
Damn, yeah sorry

>> No.20304996 [DELETED] 

>>20303100
Fuck off

>> No.20304997

>>20304966
Oh, it can be all kinds of difficult anon. I do unfortunately have to browse some of the more unsavory places to find the few good ones. Some artists are all about loli stuff and don't mind my daughteru's age, and some who are anti-loli but still do smaller, flatter girls will ask "she's 18, right?" or something similar. That's just for lewd ones though, if she's fully clothed and doing regular people things then most artists don't have any problem with that.

I honestly don't make all that much though, my only real spending outside of bills and other general life stuff goes to commissions and lunches out after work.

>> No.20305009 [DELETED] 

>>20302790
Fuck off

>> No.20305015 [DELETED] 

>>20304996
>>20304960
>>20305009
You can reply to more than one post at a time newfriend :^)

>> No.20305021 [DELETED] 

>>20305015
Fuck off

>> No.20305023

>>20304997
>That's just for lewd ones though, if she's fully clothed and doing regular people things then most artists don't have any problem with that.
Glad to hear that it's not totally hard for regular/vanilla stuff (whatever you want to call it)
>I honestly don't make all that much though
Well shit. Still glad you can still afford it, after paying for the necessary stuff.

>> No.20305030

>>20305023
Glad to offer my insights anon!

>> No.20305034

>>20303984
wtf I love daughteru dicking now

>> No.20305036

>>20304954
wtf I love cancer now

>> No.20305037
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>>20305034

i'd settle for daughteru dick, desu

>> No.20305043 [DELETED] 

>>20305037
Fuck off

>> No.20305052
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20305052

We need monstergirl nurses for the butthurt

>> No.20305070

>>20305052
I have a phobia of needles though.

>> No.20305078

>>20305070
Don't worry, that's what sedatives are for!

>> No.20305082

>>20305052
I want a Holstaur nurse to take away all the pain with tits.

>> No.20305085

>>20305078
I'm allergic to sedatives, though.

>> No.20305088

>>20305085
I'm pretty sure you're not allergic to the ones she's giving you. Having an Apophis nurse means your medicines are custom-tailored!

>> No.20305091

>>20305088
Aren't sedatives, even if custom made, transmitted through needles?

>> No.20305092

>>20305082
Nurse Lich is gonna write you a prescription for medicinal paizuri, to be administered daily by one of her live-in Holst Nurses.
Would you prefer vanilla, chocolate or undead?

>> No.20305095

>>20305091
Nurse Apophis-chan's can be transmitted orally!
She takes the vial and gives it to you with a kiss.

>> No.20305118

>>20305092
Yes.

>> No.20305134

>>20305095
Can't she ingest the medicine and inject it with her fangs instead?

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>>20305134
That's even worse then needles, that's like two needles.
TFW you will never sperg out and kick a monster girl nurse trying to help you.

>> No.20305147

>>20305091
Nitrous oxide isn't

>> No.20305151
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>>20304930
Girtablilus are dumb!

>> No.20305180
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>>20302804
>Doing story request

Oh I've got an idea!

How about a man with low self esteem and social awkwardness who was recently married to a MGE demon being comforted by said demon waifu. And he is also coming to terms with his incubuzation.

>> No.20305187

>>20298831
Would ever take undead Mamono girls seriously if they ever said this:

>"Valar Morghulis"
>"Valar Dohaeris"

>> No.20305196

>>20305187
A MAN CHOOSES, A SLAVE OBEYS!

>> No.20305212
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20305212

How about a kunoichi delivery service?
Order online and the request you open you windows so the can throw boxes in like fuuma shuriken

>> No.20305236

>>20305187
>"Speak american!"

>> No.20305254

>>20305212
I wonder if Kunoichi throw their panties like a shuriken at the faces of boys they like.

>> No.20305307

>>20305212
I still say kunoichi are better with sudden actions that give of a koto twang
Say you want a blowjob, you'd head the twang and your both sexually satisfied bat as far as you know nothing moved

>> No.20305355

>You will never awaken an evil wight queen

>> No.20305359
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>>20305355
I would prefer to awaken an old fox or dragon demon

>> No.20305413

>>20305359
>>20305355
The twist is that you actually served her when she was alive.

>> No.20305457

>>20305413
>"Hm? Something about your face is familiar."
>"I had a servant once, a good handsome lad of common birth, like yourself. My..reputation meant little prospects for marriage and something about him was so tempting."
>"So whenever I wished he would give himself up to me. He learned to enjoy it, and from the looks of you, you will too. So why not start now? I've been waiting hundreds of years"

>> No.20305472

>>20305359
So how about awakening a old monster, and she declares you her first slave
and your slowly get promoted up the ladder until you hit that "eternal husband" mark

>> No.20305500

>>20305355
Did she create the Stone Mask of Arousal? Is she looking for the Red Stone of ABAJ? How hard will she orgasm when I Hamon her womb?

>> No.20305551

>>20305457
>try not to cry
>cry a lot

>> No.20305562

>>20305457
I feel she really needs a non-lewd hug.

>> No.20305563

>>20305551
>You'll never be the reincarnation of an ancient monstergirl's beloved that she's followed throughout the millennia.
>You'll never feel a sense of profound warmth and belonging just being in her arms.
Suffer.

>> No.20305832

>>20304247
You do what happened to CommercialAnon, cut him off from everything.

>> No.20305850

>>20305355
I want a monster girl to awaken me after I was sealed for 1500 years!

>> No.20305864
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>>20305850
>a Kiki will never pose dramatically as she awakens her master

>> No.20305933
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Words of a Demon to an adventurer.

>> No.20306025
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>walk up to you adopted momster and toss some porn mags featuring mature women in front of her
>tell her you're tired of pictures and want the real thing
Wha does she do?

>> No.20306033

>>20306025
Tell you to find a girlfriend.

>> No.20306054

>>20305472
>that moment you declare you'll be the only servant she needs and she realises your already way past that to her.

>> No.20306089

>>20305078
I can take needles, but I have a phobia of sedatives.

>> No.20306099

>>20302804
Way too late, but what about a story about a couple before and after her consensual monsterization.

>> No.20306125

>>20306025
She would seductively lean forward, giving you s glimpse of her cleavage before picking up a magazine and starting to flip through it. After giving a few "oh my" and "ara~ara~" she saunters up to you and bops you on the head with the rolled up magazine. "You silly child. What is wrong with you?"

>> No.20306189

Chubby momsters are for lewding.
Along with their muscular daughter

>> No.20306349
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Swimming might involve turtles

>> No.20306360

>>20306349
Oh snap!

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