/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Bully the shorties!

>>20454279
Get bullied by the shorties.

>>20454288
I want my penis to be bullied by puppy butt

>>20454278
Fourth for monster girls love gherkins

Reposting from last thread
https://pastebin.com/pcJcbbtF

>>20454278
>tfw no vampire momster and dhampir butler

I want to help my wife achieve her dream of being the world's greatest broodmother.

There's a monster living under my bed
whispering in my ear

>kakuen and troll problems

>>20454337
They wouldn't require pants in the first place unless there are Trolls and Kakuens that live in cold climates.

>>20454337
>Kakuen wearing pants.
Pants only get in the way during rape.

>>20454349
>rape
Give it a rest already

>>20454349
That's why they buy special pants that help speed up the rape process.

Cheering on Yuki, Yeti and Wendi on at the Christmas pagent! They're not quite as graceful as Ms. Whitehorn but they're doing their best!

>>20454355
What are you 6alking about?

Stupid sexy Awoobis

>>20454352
Eat shit you falseflagging retard.

>>20454352
Are you new, faggot? The setting is heavily based around monster "raping" men. Not to mention the Kakuen is actually based on a mythological Chinese monster that would carry off women and rape them.

Due to a stupid mistake on your part, your dragon wife was recently put in a position where she had to forfeit her horde of treasure to save you. As she is carrying you back home how does she pout?

>>20454370
That's a bit contrived, don't you think?

>>20454370
Isn't that a succubus?

>>20454355
Winterstown Christmas play, Wendi-chan as the Christmas tree, Yeti as the big scary monster who hates Christmas, and Yuki as the sweet little girl who saves the town and teaches Yeti the spirit of Christmas

>when you forget to say "no homo"

Here we go again

>>20454355
>>20454387
Papa and Mama Wendigo would be so proud even though Wendy is mostly just paralyzed in fear on stage.
Mrs. Yeti would cheer on her daughter loud and proud, bringing a pack of Natty Light to the play and shouting ‘THATS MA GIRL!’ loudly.
Mister and Mrs. Yuki-onna would be delighted and videotape the whole thing in a fancy expensive camcorder.

>>20454407
Can we talk about an MGE version of Monster Hunter again? That was alright.

>>20454395
If its cute, you fuck it. There is no gay.

>>20454370
>implying she'd choose me over her hoard

>>20454379
>>20454383
>>20454412

>>20454370
Wasn't there a story with that premise?

>>20454412
Sounds like someone needs a hug

>>20454411
Only if you say no homo
Otherwise you alp

>>20454412
But you're the most important part of her hoard. You're her Arkenstone Anon!

>>20454408
>Wendi-chan paralyzed and awawaing in terror at the spotlight
>afterwards everyone crowds around and tells her how great she was and how much they all loved her
>Wendi-chan blushing in overwhelmed happiness
She did a great job! Time for a family outing at their favorite meat restaurant.

>>20454395
>>20454411
>>20454434
>>20454455
Stop.

>>20454410
Lunastra is a big bitch! Kulve-sama is the better royalty

>>20454473
>anon doesn't like succubi
It's time for Oni posting!

>>20454487

>>20454486
But with Lunastra comes Teostra. That's like getting two flying Hellhounds for the price of one!

>Anon a few threads back mentioning Salamanders and Lizardmen being warrior culture related and not one-dimensional
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LckJTjGtz2M

Hyborian Age Salamanders it is, nerd.

>>20454410
Would Seltas Queen still throw her husband into battle or make him carry her around?

>>20454395
I'll admit, I chuckled.

Regardless, I wouldn't even touch an alp with a 10ft pole. If you wanna succubus type, you're better off with a vanilla succubus, demon, or lilim.

>>20454516
flying haughty hellhounds

>How are you feeling this morning?

>>20454466
Wholesome Winterstown. Happy children, delighted families, warm smiles and comfy townsfolk culture and folkyness.
>”Bah! Look at them down there, musing with happy consort. It makes my icicles twist and my frozen heart warp!”
The mean Tsuara-onna, Grinchela, stares down from her mountaintop home, scowling at the Wintersfolk from Winterstown.
>”I hate their whole town, their smiles, their reasons! I especially hate the Wintersfest season!”
Then Tsuara, Grinchela, that cold hearted gal, came up with a plan that was truly most foul!
>”I’ve got it! I know how to end their while holiday! I’ll sneak down in the night and steal all of their things away! No more lights, no more candles, no more Wintersfest stuff! I’ll swipe and I’ll steal till their moods’ in a rut!”

>>20454559
You’re a mean one, Tsuara-onna!

>>20454537
Flying haughty tomboy hellhounds.

>>20454278
Reminder.

>>20454548
Why do you post the same contextless images with a greentext quote every goddamn thread? Can't you do the threads a favor and fuck off forever?

>>20454559
I wouldn't rub her icicles with a 39 and a half foot pole

>>20454559
Someone has to show Tsuara-onna and Ice Queen the true meaning of Christmas!

https://exhentai.org/g/1331405/55c0d2b88a/

UH OH! The Wood Elves are beginning to make their attack! What monster girl is going to protect you?!

>>20454604

>>20454595
Given the choice between you, I’d take the... seasick Crocodile-chan!

Post griffons.

Ryus are objectively the best dragons.

>>20454634
That's not how you spell wurms/jabberwocks/dragon zombies/otohimes.

https://i.imgur.com/D1s5FkH.png
Krakens make the best wives.

>>20454598
If you already posted the same thing in the previous thread and got no replies, there's no reason to repost it in the following one.

>>20454662
See >>20454664

>>20454662
see >>20454652

>>20454669
>>20454672
>quoting another post instead of saying something yourself

What's going on here?

>>20454634
Dragon lolis are the best dragons.

Bow down before the one you serve.
You're going to get what you deserve.

>>20454725

>>20454278
Thread theme!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Im9vB9LO75U

>>20454608
Big Pig

>>20454781
>OP is a reference to Crucifix Held Close/Cross Your Heart
>posts Vampire Killer instead
Fuckin' braindead millenials in these threads I swear.

>>20454781
Gonna be the strongest

>>20454794
Cross Your Heart has the better Smash mix anyway.

>>20454794
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmY08X_4Bnc

>>20454827
>posting a 3DPD-tier dyke

>>20454794
Best Castlevania music coming through
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLsgLtTd4Go

>>20454851
Wood Carving Partita is better,

>>20454851
Heart of fire though

>>20454832
>Not embracing Carmilla in all of her forms

>>20454863
>Comparing FGO Carmilla to that hack Warren Ellis' version of Carmilla
Go chug soilent, faggot.

>>20454868
>soilent
Are you lost, /monster/nigger?

>>20454871
Only now you complain about /monster/ despite their artwork being spammed in the previous thread with you fuckers lapping that shit up.

>>20454771
Thongs and g-strings look best on pear shaped little girls

>>20454901

Fox butts drive me nuts.

>>20454278
I need pictures of Japanese Monster Girl style goblins.

>>20454868
I enjoy most all versions of femme fatale vampires. Sorry that it triggered your autism.

>>20454972
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tc8iu0XFUQc

>>20454972

>>20454879
Wtf I love /monster/ now

>>20455067
Tekeli tek-el-iiii~

looking forward to Christmas anons? any plans?

>>20455117
Visiting the family, obtaining a cat.

>>20455117
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXW7QFgIEmU

>>20455117
staying home as always

>>20455117
Eagerly awaiting santa outfit art.

>>20455161

Vanilla ghost needs more love.

>>20455195
>tfw no marshmallow catgirl

>>20455117
Might be trying the whole 3DPD thing since I can't say I never want to do it if I haven't technically experienced it before.

>>20455207
>Might be trying the whole 3DPD thing
Anon no!

>>20455205
She'd be too soft.
Too comfy

>>20455207
Don't do it anon. You'll regret it.

>>20455237
not him but I'm my parents only (straight) child so I think I have to eventually.

>>20455251
No such thing!

>how is babby formed
>how girl get pragnent

>>20455268
what an extremely old meme

>>20455237
>>20455252
Anons if I don't go through with this the curiosity will haunt me or the rest of my days. I have to do it for science.

>>20455278
Gross

its good to learn new skills
would be great to learn a few crafting techniques from a haku and then lean the muscle memory for it

>>20455285
I mean, I'm pretty sure I'm not cut out for anything but a perfect waifu, I just have to make sure.

Would you rather a loli bring you to her mom or sit down with a mother and her loli claims your lap?

Touch fluffy tail.

>>20455321
I definitely like the idea of a mama monstergirl 'presenting' her daughteru to you to use as you see fit. Oyakodon is truly patrician either way though.

>>20455321
I would tell her mom about her secret laboratory

>>20454278
Microtransactions are good business model!

What did you just say?

>>20455371
Cleaning is a waste of time!

>>20455371
>so I have a p'orc coming over.

>What is this for?

>>20455161
A powerful Nekomancer!

If loli monsters have cunnies then what do onee-san monsters have?

>>20455388
Wurm-chan no! put that back where you found it!

>>20455365
You don't need to post this for the second time. Not that it matters, you have more in common with a spambot than the average poster.

>>20455412
Maybe he does, you sly Tanuki.

>He followed me home, can I keep him?

>>20455418
I'm not roleplaying you stupid faggot.

I want a Leviathan class Mershark waifu! I want to patrol the seas for dastardly pirates and give them nightmares of my giant waifu.

>>20455421
These threads really need more QC if posts like yours are very common.

>>20455424
Like this?

>>20455422
aww you being tsun tsun little alp?

I've been wondering
Would a traumatic event be enough to make a dark valk fall?

>>20455455
But they’re already fallen to begin with.

>>20455455
Depends on the event
I would assume her hero getting greatly injured would make her realise her love for him beyond guiding is path.
>>20455456
I think he means what made a valk fall

>>20455453
Mega Shark

>>20455453
Like that! For scale I want to be able to comfortably sit in her mouth as she swims around. No swallowing me though.

>>20455468
Beat it giantessfag, you are not welcome here.

>>20455474
Oh but anons with sandworm waifus are ok? Go fuck yourself.

>>20455468
die.

>>20455455
I was always trying to do this one story where a hero and his valk are betrayed during a battle, the valk has a breakdown being unable to handle not talking to god or such injustice agianst her love and thats what makes her turn

>>20455478
The only one we have is a spamming nigger, so no not really.

>>20455467
But where is Giant Octopus?

>>20455478
Leave my waifu out of this.

>>20455478
The actual girl part is normal sized, which thankfully precludes the vast majority of giantess autism.

>>20455483
Sounds nice

coon cun

https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=72206960

>>20455498
Right and her husband can ride in her. What if I said she shrinks down when we are not chasing pirates around?

>>20455513
That's a Draph you idiot.

>>20455513
>puffy
>those tits
Oh yes

>>20455484
yes, the one spamming "fuck off"

Do any of you know when dargoth is going to be done translating MGQ Paradox? It's been quite some time, I hope he's done fast so I can enjoy fapping to Alice's tits.

I need an adult.

>>20455548
Try the monstergirl game general on /vg/ for more reliable news. I'm not read into it personally.

>>20455563
You need to be 18 years or older to use 4chan so technically you should be an adult.

>>20455573
>18
That's practially infancy in elf years.

>>20455067
'tis the season and all.

I want to ruin Christmas by pumping Santa's reindeer Centaurs full of babies

>>20455603
So does that mean I can fuck a toddler-bodied Elf and not have it be illegal?

>>20455548
>Do any of you know when dargoth is going to be done translating MGQ Paradox?
learn japanese

mouse in need of help

>>20455548
i heard KC stopped contributing to that series,
what happened?

>>20455654
He got some taste.

>>20455626
10/10 hips

https://twitter.com/chibichanga12/status/1075954886574030848?s=19
Commission

>>20455654
He never contributed much in the first place. Paradox just makes it more apparent by having most of MGQ's cast sit it out.

Nobody can beat the SUCC.

Not the SUCC.

>>20455675
Dumb Zombie

>>20455738
Smart zombie!

>>20455773
>Gaze upon my butt and despair!

>>20455773
Posted last thread, but yeah this artist is very good

>>20455745
I want a muscle lich that has pudgy ghoul servants

>>20455802

Iolified mg or natural loli?

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, get ready for winter to really kick in and the arrival of snowy owl mages.

Which Baphomet would've been the best for Mimil to meet? Perhaps before her city fell?

>>20455838
>natural loli
This.

>>20455856
I was born ready!

>>20455863
Momonika

>>20455838
Lolihag who doesn't even try to hide it.

>>20455832
I want a group of Delinquent Ghouls that go 'Haaahhhn?!'

>>20455878
I'd like to think their headquarters is a love hotel.

>>20455832

>>20455928
A smol lich in a cameleon robe is cute too

>>20455908
>Hiya Georgie~

>>20455928

>>20455961
>>20456006
Monoeye and Snek tomorrow if I get some free time.

Well I promised to make another poll for best Baphomet to love/lewd, so here it is.

https://www.strawpoll.me/17086462

>>20456021
Can you draw Rachnee tied up in ribbons for Christmas?

>>20456021
Yay

>>20455802
Found in the archives

>>20456061
Ropu and Runya are pretty damn great but I've always loved regular Bapho-chan.

Do monster girls have names or is that something their husband has to give them?

>>20456152
Might as well name you Stupid right now, what kind of question is this

>>20456164
Anon took the "there are no stupid questions" phrase a little too strongly.

>>20456152
Depends how civilized they are. Barbarian types might not care too much. My waifu is a sorceress, but she lives in the wilderness and only cares about science so I gave her a name in my fantasy.

>>20456152
I don't see why MG mothers wouldn't give their children names.

>>20456021
Hey Loen, are you on any other sites anymore?

>>20456168
It's kind of fun to imagine certain types of monstergirl such as a Wurm or Sandworm who need to be introduced to the concept of having a name, as opposed to defining themselves as "wife"/"self" as opposed to "non-husband" and "non-self."

>>20455773
I never really paid attention to her extra eyes until this image.

>>20456181
It's not like those MGs never had parents though.
Raising wurmlings is probably significantly harder than raising hellpups, now that I think about it.

>>20456191
Looks pretty easy to me.

Gimme a snek with HIPS.

>>20456184
>extra eyes
Where?

>>20456240
EXTREMELY dumb boatposter.

Utility boobs.

Praise the Sun!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZIsT0HIXrw

Would somebody please post some actual content?

I want to bully Runya-Runya!
Discuss!

>>20456326
I never actually played Okami.

The Path of Kings!

>>20456391
>wanting to bully best goat
Extreme shit taste.

>>20456355
Again with the mistletoe.

>>20456398
I want to cum on her tum!

>>20456391
Does a 1 line prompt pass as content?

>>20456400
Just kiss already.

>>20456392
Personally I fucking loved it to the point where it kinda killed 3D Zelda games for me up until BotW came along with a breath of fresh air.
It's just a really damn solid game.

>>20456413
>the melting snowman
It's the little things.
>>20456419
Should I get it on Steam then?

What happens to the Chief God once the Demon Lord wins?

>>20456446
Sex and babies.

>>20456450
But who will be the lucky husband?

>>20456459
Steve the Traitor.

>>20456460
Pretty sure he's already taken.

>>20456424
If you've ever enjoyed a 3D zelda game or games like it in your life, you'll probably enjoy Okami. So if that sounds good to you I'd go for it.
Anecdote: if you want to use M+KB (I do because mouse drawing is too good) and your keyboard has media buttons you may need to disable them, there's a rare bug I had with them that makes the game lock up your keyboard.

>>20456469
Yes, that's what he wanted you to think.

>>20456475
>If you've ever enjoyed a 3D zelda game or games like it in your life
Never played any of those. Never had a Nintendo console.

Gardening is good.

>>20456493
Not going to be doing much of it now though.

>>20456487
That's too bad.

>>20456487
Then think on it, although it's not like zeldas are the only games of the genre.
If plot-focus and generally low difficulty sound like deal breakers to you, maybe pass on it.

>>20456519
>If plot-focus and generally low difficulty sound like deal breakers to you
I can't imagine what kind of person would dislike those things.

>>20456530
Sounds like /v/ when it's trying to be hardcore.

>>20456555
>discussing video games with /v/
That place is for Deep Sea threads only.

>>20456530
>online griefing sandboxes
all you do is sabotage other people's fun and voice chat obscenities

What happens if a lamia's husband is sick and gets the chills? We've discussed how they can act as a heatsink to keep him from overheating, but could she provide much warmth? Or would they be able to fuck away the sniffles?

>>20456582
>Snek wraps up hubby
>under the covers
>with the heating turned up
He'll be fine.

>>20456582
Perhaps:
Heater => Lamia => Husband

Take your japanese porn somewhere else you degenerate. Take it somewhere else where it will never reach White children. Your anti American pornography is the reason the Chinese won the Sino-Japanese War and that's why you should feel bad. I hope you die with a fork in your ass you apologetic Chinese bitches.

>>20454814
She definitely inherited her mother’s ass

>>20456173
Soooo Mari one of the popular fanmade Lilims "canonically" has a child??? So she also canonically also has a lover already???

>>20456587
Would still be comfortable coiling you even if you're sick? Doesn't seem hygienic

>>20456670
You get better if you pass it on and if she catches it you can nurse and pamper her so it's a win-win!

I just want Kiki and Shoggy to love me despite how much of a mess I am.

>>20456608
yep
same thing with the other fanmade lilims victoria and selene

>>20456436
>Come to Sedis

I'm sorry, context???

Any source for that?

>>20456714
Don't reply to spammers idiot.

There is no escape, only rape.

>>20456714
Sedis is the city the lilim owns

>>20456725
I have no idea what that is but you're not allowed to post nudity here.

>>20456725
Fuck. Forgot spoiler.

>>20456391
Technically I'm looking to do something with her or Shirokuto in my Anneth Sabbath write-up. Little sleepy goat would go under hypnosis quite easily, me thinks...

Barring that, Runya is a really nice girl who likely will never get a husband because she's to sleepy to do anything.

>>20456733
Guess the only thing I can't escape from is my own autism.

>>20456733
>?

>>20456740
I want to pet the shark.

>>20456748
This is a blue board.

Santa would be considered a complete slut in MGE
>Man goes around giving gifts to monster girls, drinking their milk and eating their handmade cookies
The dude would get a harem as soon as he got caught

>>20456758
Santa is a married man though.

>>20456733
I think its a chimera with hellhound skin, ushi-horns and a manticore tail.

>>20456751
Have more shark

>>20456790
Someone got it right. Its a combo of all 3.

>>20456793
Rape, rape, and rape.

>>20456791
She's gonna "playfully" nibble my arm when I extend my hand to pet, isn't she? I know this trick. It's just like cats rolling onto their back. You got to pet and then they put your wrist in a choke hold while nibbling your hand. You can't fool me, fish!

>>20456814
>nibbling your hand
Lucky you, for me it's the old "kicking your wrist with their backlegs to make you bleed out".

>>20456753
just let dumb people be dumb

>>20456398
How would you even bully her? She's narcoleptic, right, so you can't exactly prevent her from sleeping.

Also, since she's a baphomet that can't use magic, teasing her for that is either useless or very bad for your health.

I want a big Runya Sabbath pillow like she has in her profile pic.

>>20456815
I intentionally left out the rabbit kicking disembowel super move. They're good girls. But it's still a trap!

>feline mg wraps her arms and legs around your arm and refuses to let go as she licks and nibbles your fingers

>>20456866
This guy has a strong neck.

So it turns out there used to be a creature that was considerably larger than a blue whale. Remember to be careful when taking Sandworm-chan swimming or she might end up baiting ichthyosaurs to the surface.

>>20456888
>So it turns out there used to be
Haku-sensei reluctantly admitting she made a mistake! Everyone still loves her!

>>20456947
Hakutaku knows all manner of trivia but she can't know about prehistoric things! Please be understanding!

>>20456950
It'll be okay, she's still going to get an apple or thank you card no matter what year it is.

I want a smug loli lilim to make me into her pet. With a leash and everything

>>20456679
>Silly mastah, Shoggy-
>-and Kiki
>will always love you.

>>20457019
Is this gyaru cow new or something? She's not the usual Onee-cow or tsun-cow.

>>20456883
A dragon's husband needs to have quite the sturdy body in order to resist his wife's clinginess.

Hags>Milfs>same age>power gap>lolis

>>20457136
Upcoming Zodiac character in Granblue, we can't confirm if she is really a gyaru or not because Almeida is another character already in the game with dark skin and blonde hair, but she isn't a gyaru

>>20457137
Wrestling and princess carrying your waifu is the best way to get absolutely ripped.

I want to marry a out-of-touch kunoichi leader
that way, when I get old I can be the "wise old man" of a ninja village

>>20457156
I'd bench press my dragon waifu in her dragon form.

>>20457159
>tfw no old kunoichi wife

>>20457213
>Trying to fit into the outfit she wore when she was younger.

>>20454278
>*An Order Heroine after beating a big Monstergirl who was armed with rocket missiles by collapsing a ceiling above but also ended up trapping herself too*

>"Nay!!! It cannot end like this! I cannot die yet! My sacred mission is not over! I must kill all the Succubi!"

>*And then her comms device says*
>"No Paladin Jane! You are demons!"

>And then Jane was a succ/skeleton girl

>>20457143
What about lolihag?

>>20457726
Why put on a tier list those whose strength cannot be measured?

Walking in the winter wonderland! (not to be confused with actual Wonderland in winter)

>>20457794
Shivering chilly Cheshires with stiff pointy nipples!

>>20457838
I wonder if she would object to hanging bells on said nipples. Maybe then you can locate her when she poofs.

>>20457858
She can't object if you tie them on with tiny strings secretly or while fucking her brains out, then she can't get them off because of the giant paws.

>>20457886
She could just teleport out of them though.
She keeps them on because she’s a very naughty kitty.

>>20457966
There's gotta be some kind of magic string that stays on during teleportation, either way you're right she'll keep getting them put on every time she takes them off.

I used to fantasize about demon girls. Now I fantasize about angel girls. What happened?

>>20458136
Fluff > no fluff.

>>20457794
Wonderland snow is pink, fluffy and tastes like strawberries I guess

>>20458163
Tastes like strawberries but is an aphrodisiac.

>>20458163
I wanna get high off a jabberwock's strawberry scented, pink breath, and then fuck her and marry her.

>>20455838
Natural > artificial

>>20457666
>this is the quality we can expect from /tg/-tier posts
>can't even be assed to get actual good female knight images from Pixiv
/tg/ is a shit-tier containment board.

>>20455838
The thought of a loli monstergirl that was a lonely christmas cake at one point is kinda cute.

>>20458151
Scales > Fluff

>>20458267
Good jokes mate.

This is how I shall always remember you; forever fluffy, forever lusty, surrounded by winter.

>>20458280
Just the truth.

>>20458360
In no realm but your own delusions, I’m afraid.

>>20458370

>>20458370
Funny you say that.

Undead party is best party.

>>20458237
But anon that was referencing Doom Repricussions of Evil. Also why barking muh teegee Boogeyman just because the post you're taking dares use a Western looking image?

>>20458508
>Western looking
Gee anon, it's almost like this is /jp/, where fugly western art can't be posted.

>>20458496
Cute girls on cute adventures!

>>20458535

>>20458496
>Wight starts with 0 MP but can grab and drain enemies for to fill it
>Dhampir goes into bloodlust mode after she bites a human. Defense is lowered but she gain new attacks
>Dullahan can go headless and intimidate enemies

>>20458535
I like cute Monstergirls doing cute adventures. Maybe Dulla-san’s party will come across Winterstown.

>>20458562
Don’t forget their special teamup attack!
>Wight sends out a wave of undead energy to stun a large group of opponents
>Dhampir takes up the hilt of her whip and uses it like a bat
>dullahan pitches her head, and Dhampir hits a homerun shot into the group of enemies, bowling them all over
>Wight cheers, Dhampir cheers, Dullahan’s body cheers, and Dullahan’s head angrily complains that she wants to change the teamup attack

It's the fabled Mofutaur!

>>20458562
>The dialogue between the Dhampir and her mother changes if she bites someone

>>20458452

>>20458665
>”Begone, foul monst-“
>”Oh honey, I can see it in your complexion! You’ve bitten someone, haven’t you~?”
>”S-shut up! It’s my cursed bloodline making me behave this way!”
>”Honey, it’s not a cursed bloodline, it’s a healthy appetite. Embrace it!”
>”E-Enough talk! Have at you!”

>>20458733
I want a Vampire mother with huge, luxuriously wobbly ojou tits and her Dhampir daughter who is spunky and tomboyish but has a comparably much smaller bust.
Oyakodon breast envy

>>20458762
>The more the Dhampir drinks the bigger her breasts get

>>20458780
That’s the idea.

Basically >>20454814 plus the breast envy?

>>20458784
Excellent, soon she'll be rivaling her mum.

>>20458780
I hope dhampir has a boyfriend that her parents sometimes catch her draining blood from.

>>20458792
Yep, exactly. And of course the traditional daughteru dicking (though obviously not till she’s much older in this scenario)
She doesn’t want to admit it, and says she just wants to ‘save her dad’, but she can’t deny her feelings or her envy for long.
>>20458800
Only for her mum to casually loosen her corset and reveal her true powerlevel as a superior vampire!

>>20458816
Of course not, she just has a loyal squire who is not her boyfriend at all.
>>20458817
And then the true battle of boobs begins.

>>20458816
>Vampire mom and her husband are basically Morticia and Gomez
>absolutely loving parents even though Dhampir daughter is openly rebellious
>they sneak around in mist form to spy on her going on dates with a human boy
>when she finally, trembling, nips his neck during a makeout session, her mother yells in happiness, ruining the moment
>this begins Dhampir’s assault on mom’s castle! Boyfriend anon has to come too!

>>20458833
>>20458840
>Mother and Dhampir have a blood magic fight
>they both keep needing to recharge by sucking on their respective mates
>by the end of it they’re both panting with ruined blouses from their big breasts and both boyfriend and husband are horny drained messes on the floor
Can’t we all just boob along?

>>20458840
Sounds like a complicated but fun way to introduce him to her parents

>>20458855
Big breasts need to be made of love not anger.

>You enter a Zipangu ‘first time’ brothel
>all the girls within are virgins
>essentially, it’s just a dating service building with a brothel theme to it
>it can have any Zipangu or Mist Continent girl
Who do you choose? How does the ‘experience’ go?

>>20458932
No question.

>>20458932
Kejouro
She acts very ‘experienced’ because the sultry caged bird courtesan type makes me diamonds

>>20458932
I'm gonna have to go with a Kunoichi.
Something about them are just so god damn sexy.

>>20458932
Jiang-Shi onee-san.

>>20458953
Qute hoaers

>>20458953
Big soft tits.

>>20458976
>hoaers

>>20458960
They probably give amazing lap dances.

>>20458953
I can’t help it guys she’s just so cute and perfect for me
I don’t care if I’m ridiculed, I love Centorea!

>>20458932
Going to go with kakuen

>>20458984
Perfect Milkpillows.

>>20458932
A super yandere Shirohebi.

Shortstack onee-sans are the best!

>>20458508
And the following post was a reference to get the fuck out of /jp/

>>20458508
>just because the post you're taking dares use a Western looking image?
The image is shit that's why.

>>20458932
Do virgins get a discount?

>>20459027
True that they are the best, but what is the best best: getting pampered by your shortstack onee-san or pampering her?

>>20458932
Either a graceful but sultry Inari, or a kunoichi/ochi who are awkward but very eager. All cakes.

>>20459077
Other way around. Experienced men are considered exotic in the Monstergirl world. But the rates are fair either way, and you get a girlfriend and most likely wife out of it.

>>20458932
Kitsune of course! No other monster girl can be compared to the almighty fluff!

>>20459027
but I like taller ones.

>>20458932
But I work in there

>>20459119
>pleasing nervous virginal Monstergirls with your big incubus dick
Scandalous, but the pay must be ludicrous

>>20458932
A Crow Tengu that read multiple "first time" guides and wants to do it right.

I dont know about you guys but id love a gentle/teasy monster wife with occasional fun time under sheets than one thats a crazed sex fiend

>>20459136
I'd rather not turn until I've found a wife though, for personal reasons and because monstergirls come here looking for the real thing.

>>20459145
I would rather my waifu be a slutty, sex obsessed, cum slut, pervert that literally worships my dick.

>open the writers list in your OP
>pick a random link and start reading
>stop reading and close the page 2 minutes later
Okay you niggers have to put a warning in there that shit is legit dangerous to a developed brain.