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2115962 No.2115962 [Reply] [Original]

people have three factors for attractiveness:

hot, smart, sane. you only get two.

hot and smart = insecure psycho
hot and sane = dumb as a post
sane and smart = paper bag time

NO EXCEPTIONS.

>> No.2115968

Pretty sure Tomoyo fits all three.

>> No.2115969

But what if you're only above average in appearance?

>> No.2115970

>>2115962
Actually:
Hot,smart and sane: terminally ill or fated for an evil god's sacrifice

>> No.2115972

>psychopathy
>insecurity
You do realize that these are mutually exclusive, right?

>> No.2115975

LOOKIN FOR LOVE IN ALL THE WRONG PLACES

>> No.2115976

I married hot, smart, and insane. I can tell you there are times she can still be dumb as a post. Hospital's on speed dial.

>> No.2115977

I've yet to find a smart 3D female.

>> No.2115987

>>2115972
not really.

>> No.2115989

lol key shit

>> No.2115990

What's so great about sanity? I'll take hot and smart

>> No.2115991

>>2115977
This.

>> No.2115996

>>2115990
She'll have moodswings all day long and try to castrate you while you're asleep.

>> No.2115997

Sane? Is that like another word for boring normal bitch?

Hot and smart is the way to go.

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2116004

My Sanae-san is attractive, intelligent, and most agreeable.

>> No.2116012

Hot and sane is fine with me, if it can only be that way.
"Dumb as a post" sounds like an exaggeration when I think about a girl I know.

>> No.2116013

>>2116010
Should be obvious. Sane and smart.

>> No.2116010

So what about Anonymous?

>> No.2116009

>sane
>smart
Ha ha ha, oh wow.

>> No.2116014

>>2116010
Mentally insane, dumb as a brick and ugly as hell.

>> No.2116017

>>2116010
Smart, for some of us.

>> No.2116018

>>2116014
B-but I thought we get two...

>> No.2116019

sane is not attractive. retard moe uguu~~

>> No.2116020

>>2116014
I lol'd.

>> No.2116023

>>2116014
Nah, Anonymous is sane.
Unless hypocritical and self-loathing are now indicators of psychotic behavior.

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2116028

Sane? Check.
Smart? Double check.
Hot? Oh god, fapfapfap.

>> No.2116029

>>2116013
>Anonymous
>sane and smart
( ≖‿≖)

>> No.2116033

>>2116014
Sir, it appears that you're describing the stereotypical japanophile as seen in the idol threads.

Some of us are slightly more intelligent than a brick.

>> No.2116038

>>2116010

You are implying there is anything attractive about us.

Stop that.

>> No.2116040

>>2116023
they are. Its more like all squirrels are small furry animals, but not all small furry animals are squirrels. (ie. psychopath = psychotic, however psychotic != psychopath)

>> No.2116043

>>2116033
What's more intelligent than a brick? A tile?

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2116045

Actually, it should be

hot and smart = god

>> No.2116046

>>2116043
That sounds about right.

>> No.2116048

>>2116045
she is neither smart nor sane

>> No.2116053

>>2116048
Is it still smart if you can change the world to fit your answers?

>> No.2116051

Hot, sane and smart = dead.

>> No.2116052

>>2116048
The novels make her out to be pretty much a genius in every sense of the word.

>> No.2116061

In the case of girls on the Internet, you're lucky to get one of those factors.

>> No.2116062
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2116062

Humans are not attractive to me.

>> No.2116067

>girls
>on the Internet

You lost me there.

>> No.2116073

>>2116061
Camwhores aren't hard to find.
I, for one, would settle with a smart girl, as long as she doesn't have a moustache.

>> No.2116079

>>2116073
What if she has a handlebar mustache? You can't resist those things!

>> No.2116080

>>2116067
The internet has more female users than male ones. They don't post here though.

>> No.2116085

>>2116079
Well, I would make an exception of handlebar moustaches, that goes without saying.

>> No.2116086

>>2116079
This would be it. The ultimate woman.

>> No.2116088

>>2116080
You don't see them anywhere on the internet
because they're too busy making their
livejournal or updating their Myspace profile.

>> No.2116089

Fuuko isn't smart of hot.

No category for her.

>> No.2116092

>>2116088
they also tend to like mmos

>> No.2116094

>>2116089
she isn't exactly sane either

>> No.2116095

>>2116089
>>2116094
Fuuko is perfection.

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2116098

Why can't people cater to my fetish more?

>> No.2116099

>>2116098
>fetish
Don't taint the beauty of a handlebar mustache with your disgusting sexual urges.

>> No.2116101

>>2116095
if starfish slut and book bitch fused they would be the perfect girl

>> No.2116107

>>2116101
It would be too much to handle.

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2116108

>>2116098
fix'd

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2116117

>>2116089
>Fuuko isn't hot.

I beg to differ.

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2116128

>>2116117
That's because you're a sick pedophile.

OP was talking about normal people.

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2116130

>>2115962
I don't have any of these factors
;__;

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2116146

>hot and smart = insecure psycho

...Yeah, if you want to generalize it like that, I guess it fits well enough.

>> No.2116151

What if I'm just sane and average on the other two?

>> No.2116152

>>2116130
You're a guy. You don't need them. Why do you think god invented rape?

>> No.2116157

>>2116151
Then you're not hot or smart, just average. Enjoy your average sanity.

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