/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>21190891
I had it for my first hole, and thought it was fine.

>>21192466
Could anyone please help me? >>21186730
I really want to buy this, but I seriously can't find it in stock anywhere
Did tamatoys just stop making them or something?

What other lubes are similar to Silky? It's out of stock on QueenCat plus the shipping is almost as much as the bottle to the Midwest. Maybe another place I can order it?

I liked Insomnia but it dries out a bit too fast in my room.

I'm in someone else's house, where should I look for vaseline?

Damn, I really gotta solve >>21175931.

>>21156985

Any takers on this? I need my fully automated forced ejaculation

This doesn't look like something I'd want to stick my dick in..

>16 fucking dollarydoos for a bottle of onatsuyu on amazon
>52 dollar shipping on other vendor that also sells the holes I want
Fucking hell man

still no venus real very soft on queencat
anyone know their restock schedule

thoughts on amazon.jp to eu?
i wanna buy my first onahole and there is one seller who ships to my country (2k for ona and 4k shipping). should i do it? are there any better/cheaper alternatives?

When she gives you the look

>>21192594
If it's out of stock everywhere, probably. You could email OtonaJP or somebody and ask if you really want to know.

>>21193158
Amazon.jp is typically the cheapest option (especially if you're buying lube while you're at it). You can see if Motsutoys has that ona for less, but it's unlikely. Every other Japanese site has even more expensive shipping.

>>21193316
Rem has a cute and soft tummy!

>>21192638
The precum is because the shit keep pushing on the prostate, simple as that,

Miracle DX Bros report in when ya get one please.

>>21193447
So there's no solution and never well be, but I should take up an interest in prostate milking?

Is it safe to pee inside my ona or will it ruin it?

>>21193933
Tried this with my spdx, but couldn't get any to come out cause of the pressure blocking me.This is even with a "running" start going in. Might work if you have a thinner/smaller tool?? Anyways I figure urine is more sanitary than cum so I wouldnt be worried about damage..

>>21191485
i unintentionally did a no fap for 7+ days when i went on a trip and had little-to-no privacy to rub one out
when i arrived back home and cranked one out, i was (unexpectedly) throwing ropes of cum on my desk. I have an old plastic container i normally fap into, and i wasent even that aroused, i was only beating it for like 10 minutes. I missed the container completely and ended up with porno-style ropes of cum, at least 4 of them

>>21194086
I wish SPDX was tighter. Still love mine though.

>>21193447
I have a fairly big butt plug that is supposed to hit prostate but it does nothing. When I need to shit though sometimes it feels absolutely great through. I know it sounds gross (and it is) but it's the best way I can describe it. Idk maybe I'm using the butt plug wrong.

>>21194106
I've experimented with anal toys in search for the illustrious prostate orgasm, but to no avail. However, with constant prostate stimulation, i found i'd have a 3-4x the amount of precum i'd normally have, all while being only at a half-chub. I was using pic related

>>21193316
Hey, I know you what you mean.

>>21194086
Ren cosplaying as Nanachi

Anyone have any experience shipping Onatsuyu to Canada with the label in tact? Her breasts seem pretty big in the picture, but I'm kind of paranoid still.

Anyone else start using their own precum as lube?
I just spread open my onahole and leave my dick inside.
Usually within a minute I have enough to fuck it smoothly.
I dunno if it's normal but my dick leaks so much precum, it feels almost like I'm using Onatsuyu lube.
I use a Venus Real soft but I kinda want to try this on a tighter hole.
Just not sure if it would work out the same.

>>21194554
I fucking envy you.

>no desire to fap
>don't get fully hard when I do
I guess it's all downhill from here. I must be getting old. Maybe I've been fapping too much recently.

>>21194454
Yes it should be fine.

I guess i will ask in this thread
Anyone else have the anri boobs? Mine have some rough texture in between the breasts. I was wondering if that is normal or if it is a defect.

Any flower onaholes yet?

>>21195736
idk but there's this one

>>21195736
>https://www.sw-creations.de/en/penetrable.html

it looks terrible though

>>21192609
Bring your own, dummy.

>>21192609
Vaseline destroys TPE

What doll do I need if this is what makes me bust huge nuts?

>>21192466
Just bought my first ever holes bros, after a good year or two of being too worried about privacy. R20 and MoT perorin. They get here in 3 days and I'm gonna do my best to go nofap from now till then. 3 days is a long, long time for me so wish me luck.

I'll probably fail but I'm still excited

Have anyone ordered from Wanta.co uk? Recently moved to wales, and it says free shipping. Also, it will be my first onahole. Is something like 20£ worth it, or should I go straight for something like R20 puni?

>>21196168
Good luck. Enjoy.

>>21194086
what torso is this?
is it the spdx?

Ever since I've started using onaholes I've been wondering if there are some other advanced ways of masturbating that I'm not aware of.
Prostate massagers seem nice but idk of worth it.

why is everything always out of stock on queencat

>>21195384
Alright, I just picked up my first onahole and onatsuyu lube today. Pretty excited to try it out, but will probably have to wait for a time when I'm alone since I still live with parents. I see in the guide that people microwave lube to warm it up... How long would one microwave lube for?

Will the Sujiman Kupa Roa be too small if i'm 13.5cm down there?
I have VAA and it's a bit tight and uncomfortable to use
I'm struggling to find something my size, everything is either too big or too small.

>>21194554
I can, but then it quickly dries out.

>>21195146
congrats, you have discovered aging/deterioration of fitness or are stressing out over too much shit.
Go do some excercise and get your ass in shape + do some kegels or de-stress your life and you'll probably be back to normal.


P.S.
30 seems to be about the age where you can't just ignore your general wellbeing, on the way to and past 30 you gotta do work to keep your metabolism going, cant just expect your body to be happy about eating junk while being lazy your whole life.
Unless you happened to have won the genetic lottery, which I doubt with your concerns.

>>21194554
I've done it before, but for me to get that much in a reasonable amount of time usually requires recent pygeum or prostate milking.

>>21196771
Edging and prostate play will be the big ones. Other stu ff like not focusing solely on your dick can also be nice.

is KYO lube any good? better than Onatsuyuu? (that cover has me worried)

>>21197587
i'm 30 in a couple of months and i'm definitely noticing this

>>21197669
I would say so, though not 4-times-as-expensive good. If you're stuck ordering from Motsutoys for whatever reason, it's a good pick.

>>21193415
God fucking damnit
I contacted a bunch of webstores including OtonaJP about it and got 2 responses confirming the product is no longer being made.
What the hell can I do now?

Does anyone know any products that are as close to Punyo in the chinpo as possible?
I've done some research into it previously, and it was the only one I could find of a dick being an onahole.

Or is there any chance I could somehow pester tamatoys until to do another run of them?
or am I just completely shit outta luck for this.

>>21197848
you could probably check amazon jp for it if you know the kanji; though theres always asking tamatoys for it but theres the chance that they dont care to reissue it or they tell you to fuck off huwito piggu.

>>21197747
Just turned 30 and started to notice the slide about 6 months ago as the majority of my excercise was from mountain biking and some road cycling.
Felt like shit during the fall since I wasn't going out for rides due to cold, then I remembered I bought a ton of cold weather gear and started going out for winter rides.
Now that spring is here I'm feeling great again, at least when the air isn't 200% plant semen and causing my allergies to be annoying.

>>21197587
Thanks. I just went on my first bike ride yesterday after a winter of doing nothing. Destroyed my legs but I feel fucking great.

>>21196014
Probably the meme one.

>>21196168
I'm no fapping as well while I wait for my Lusty Slut to get here. It's always worth it in the end
cute JK

>>21195940
>bringing the hole but not the lube
I'm not that dumb.

>>21196771
Frenulum stuff and directly stimulating the meatus.

Also >>21197651, weird shit with vibrators, and mental shit like meditation and erotic hypnosis.

>>21197587
>implying that we're not stressed out all of the time
I only have about one good fap a year.

Do the lolincos really have a hymen? The bursting and subsequent blood ooze is very important to me.

>>21197747
My sex drive has only increased since I hit 30 yet I'm exercising less and I've put on weight. My hairline is receding though so maybe the transformation into a fat old bald man is increasing my virility.

Any good onaholes with neutral w/o girls on cover?
I know of battleship/spaceship already.

>>21199532
Why?

>>21199544
im paranoid

>>21199562
all of the good holes have girls on the packaging

order the packaging removed if you're paranoid because no western country will confiscate non-lolis

>>21199154
>Erotic hypnosis
Ah those were fun times, I should try a few tracks again. Too bad it takes forever.

>>21199761
Got any recommendations for that?

>>21199878
>>21199761
They're hard to find. Pic related is all that I've ever found, and on the advice of a dear friend (read: my morality pet), I've never tried them properly. All that I ever did was use them to half trance and half play Runescape.

Wait, shit - with the UK porn law coming in to force, this might end up being my main source of lewdity. FUCK

Where's a good place that won't steal a custom dakimakura design but also doesn't care about copyright? CO, Junewaifu, and dakimakuri have already declined to do it
There has to be some fringe places I don't know about that aren't chinese who would automatically resell it.

>>21200193
Don't we have an entire board for arts and crafts? Better yet, /diy/ and learn to love her even more.

>>21200207
I don't own a dakimakura printer, nor know any place near me that does.
Does DIY actually teach how to print your own? I was looking to get it on 2way tricot at the least.

>>21200234
If you ask nicely, I bet that they'd be all over it.

>>21200193
>>21200234
Why do you care? Years ago I got a custom dakimakura from MoeMarket (then called Hobbyheart), it was great quality, but it's not like I looked through their thousands of designs to see if they added it to the regular selection. They are Chinese

>>21200264
It's a peropero design that I recreated while they've been offline. I'm hoping they come back so I can get an official one. But they might get discouraged if a bootleg of their product comes out.

>>21196771
>Prostate massagers seem nice but idk of worth it.
Definitely worth it. A prostate massager and an onahole will send you into Cloud 9. Get a vibrating one if you decide to give them a shot. Also, preferably get one that's not too large. There are meme ones out there which are like two thumbs thick or more and it's fucking stupid because you are mainly there for the prostate, not stretching your anus. A good one will be properly shaped to target the prostate with the tip.

>>21196194
bump

Anyone have one of these? https://www.otonajp.com/fuwa-cyun
Thinking of picking it up. I know open ended holes don't have the same love as other onas but I would appreciate the easy cleaning.

Fuck. I have only ever found one hole I really like and it was time to get a new one and now I can't find it in stock. Beautiful Girl JK Idol Kasumi was literally perfect for my dick and now it is gone. Like, this really fucking sucks.

>>21199878
Eh, you really need to roll with your fetishes on this. As far as vanilla hypno that's not designed to make you someone's thrall, wear diapers or a sissy, here are a few:

Mistress Carol: You've heard of her. Jackpot is babby's first hypno file, easy to pick up and readily available. The first three were good, but I hear that set tapers off eventually. I also liked her Succubus series.

Nikki Fatale: my personal favorite. Because is good for trancing and learning to trance and she made a really damn good Aneros (butt stuff) file, too. Everything she does is technically excellent and she seems to just have fun with it like you probably wish to do.

Cardigan: Competent and often available for free on WarpMyMind. Serves as good introductory stuff. Unfortunately, I seem to have lost many of my files so I can't call out any particularly good files.

ViVe: Okay, this guy makes some of the weird shit, but not EVERYTHING he does is weird. The vanilla content is well made and much can be gotten for free.

Reddit has a Hypno community that makes stuff too, but I haven't delved in too deeply there.

>>21200119
>They're hard to find.
Don't think I can agree to that. Once you've found WarpMyMind, Fapchan's Hypno and a few torrents you can usually find the good stuff. It's a matter of being in the right spot and exploring.

>>21200576
>WarpMyMind
Isn't that just a bunch of shit amateurs?

>Fapchan's Hypno
Never heard of that. I've never heard of Fapchan either.

>torrents
Not an option.

>Mistress Carol: You've heard of her. Jackpot is babby's first hypno file
That's Isabella Valentine. Only the first one is easy to get, and a few of them are sabotaged. I've even heard of one that changes the trigger word to LEEEEEEEERRRRRRROOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYY JEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNKKKKKKKIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNSSSSSS

>>21200644
>Isn't that just a bunch of shit amateurs?
They've got some good ones. Cardigan is one of them.

>Never heard of that. I've never heard of Fapchan either.
You have now! That one's good for discussions and if you're quick you can sometimes get rare files.

>Not an option.
Then lots of things will be hard to get. RIP porn.

>That's Isabella Valentine
Yeah, my mistake; it has been a while, but I do seem to recall enjoying Mistress Carol. I know I've got the first three Jackpot files untouched by /b/, I'll see if I can at least get the rest of that series and toss it up on Mega Upload for you or something if I can be bothered.

>>21200680
>MegaUpload
Mega. I meant Mega. I'm not batting a thousand today.

>>21200541
Like, I know no one cares, but I don't even know where to begin in finding a hole that could take its place. So, many holes look like trash and larger or more expensive. I am basically addicted to this hole. I have used it almost every day for the past two years.

>>21200869
I even sent them an email and I am totally fucked.

>>21200869
Daimaoh still has it in hard but if you're using something for 2 fucking years spending more than $30 for it isn't the end of the world. Idiot.

>>21197876
I found the kanji name and checked on both amazon jp and YA!J, but only amazon jp had a listing and it was out of stock.
Then I did a bunch of searching with the kanji name and it's out of stock everywhere except some taiwanese auction site that's got it listed for well over 10 times the normal price.
As much as I really do want it, that's way too much for me.

How can I contact tamatoys to see if they'll listen to my pleas?

>>21200932
Don't get why you are calling me an idiot. It's true, but whatever, not important. What is important is that I found it thanks to you. On the other hand, I literally know zero Japanese. At least when it comes to reading. I have never used a forwarding service or even bought something using a different currency. I haven't even been to this general in two years. When I got that hole I was done searching for holes. I'll see what I can do but I doubt I get it. I'm a 26 year old piece of shit fat loser with limited funds. Don't even have $50 in the bank at the moment. My younger brother knows of my degeneracy, knows Japanese, and is moving to japan this year. I'll probably use him to help get the hole if I have to. Thanks for the info. Going to sleep now.

>>21192466
Recently bought pic related (first one I've owned) and it felt like shit. Any other anons own this and want to share their experience? Thanks.

>>21201124
http://tamatoys.jp/contact
alternatively theres this email listed on their website as well : tamatoys@tma.co.jp

Though I doubt they have any English speaking staff, well aside what they learned in high school so you might want to either find someone who speaks jap to help you or hope that google translate does't butcher your message too much.
Good luck on your quest fag anon; i've been fucking watching you search for that fucking dick onahole for over a year now.

>>21201181
Thanks for the links, I'm gonna try and right up my message to ask them about it asap.

Lord, I had no idea anyone remembered me asking about this stuff from way back then.
Guess I better keep the thread posted if I get a reply.

>>21201176
I had the black and it wasn't very good. One of the worst onas I've used despite costing more than almost all of them.

>>21201265
any beginner recommendations? ty

>>21201235
you'll post it here if you find it right anon? now you've got me wanting this thing

>>21201309
I definitely will, but that's an unfortunately big 'if'
Here's hoping tamatoys will be merciful, maybe they'll do a re-run of it

>>21201266
The pastebin recommendations are solid, go check those out for beginner holes. Just know that unless it's a Tomax hole you're usually better off ordering from JP Amazon because the cost is cheaper and you can get Onatsuyu lube as a cheap addon item.

>>21201369
>>21201355

thank you anons

>>21192466
>http://pastebin.com/hwhGL66a
>so J-List has
>don't even think about it

I don't get it guys what did he mean by this? is Jlist bad?

>>21201425
They are very expensive and no longer advertise on 4chan. I see little reason to order from them over others.

>>21201176
I had the black and while it didn’t feel the best compared to other holes, cleaning and drying was worlds easier than every other toy I’ve owned and there is definitely something to say for that. Maybe worth it for the truly lazy, though at that point you should probably splurge for the new vibrating version so you can be even lazier.

>>21201176
>>21201516
I got the vibrating one and I kind of regret it. It just further confirmed for me that hard cases are SHIT - especially if you're on the bigger side.

nofap is way harder then I remember it being

>>21201154
Here is a guide that I wrote for Daimaoh a couple of years ago: >>/jp/thread/17589204#p17599658

This bad boy's coming to me in a few days
Ask your questions

>>21200294
Any tips on what's the best for beginner? What should I get? Any specific brand/model/shape?

>>21200680
So what's the url for Fapchan? I was going to put it in to a decent search engine but I accidentally used Google and all that came up was a zoo site.

>>21200644
>>21202977
Duckduckgo did the job. Is there a reason why this isn't on Google? I don't want to get v&.

>>21202983
>>21202977
>>21200644
>>21200576
Oh my god they've got 6Gb of Isabella Valentine.

>>21202983
what is this? link?

>>21202983
Safe Search settings?

>>21196903
>microwave lube
no

>>21200886
Queencat has permanently shed a lot of product recently, not to mention frequent rotating sales on what remains which I never used to see them do. Makes me wonder if they're close to shutting down.

>>21201516
It really depends on the tunnel design. Many holes aren't all that difficult to clean. VAA/VAG, for example, couldn't be easier due to the wide entrance, shallow depth, and straight tunnel. Most single-layer holes can be flipped inside out if you're so paranoid. Meanwhile, Lolinco will be torn to shreds if you look at it funny.

>>21202681
Cool beans. Thanks.
>>21203075
>Queencat has permanently shed a lot of product recently, not to mention frequent rotating sales on what remains which I never used to see them do. Makes me wonder if they're close to shutting down.
I hope not, kinda. They are the only American seller of tomax holes. It'd suck if there was no way to buy that brand from an american seller. Now, if a different American retailer started selling them then it would be fine

>>21203053
>shows screenshot of home page
>says that DuckDuckGo found it
You really can't put those two together?

>>21203062
I've got those disabled.

>>21200835
Nice retro post. My memories of MegaUpload consist almost entirely of anime on MegaVideo. I should really rewatch Cardcaptor Sakura sometime, you can't really form a proper opinion of that show when you're 12.

>>21202620
It gets easy after two weeks. Just keep yourself busy. Sooner or later your libido dies.

>>21203009
>1 download every two hours unless you've got premium
>99 files
I'm in for a long day. I wonder if anything like Jdownloader can get around this.

Aus lads where do you order from? Shipping seems really large and amazon prices seem too bloated.

>>21200576
As thanks, here's a god tier link. You need to register an account first and mark it as 18+ in the settings and you only get 50MB a day, but this archive is great.
https://chomikuj.pl/Crect54/Erotic+Hypnosis

Waiting for my new hole to arrive and trying to avoid fapping until then.
3 days in and my balls started to feel weird. Can't explain it but they feel heavy/tickling.
Is this something that happens if you stop fapping?

>>21203558
There's a certain moment in nofap when your desire to beat your meat just dies off and it can be hard to get back to onanism after that. You just need to get to that point before the hole arrives.

>>21203558
Normal.

>>21202962
Well, admittedly, prostate massagers with vibration can get a bit expensive, so go for them as a first thing only if you really just have money to throw away. For vibrating ones, the best brands I've heard of are Lelo, WeRabbit and Nexus. However, if you first want to see how your body accommodates to the sensation of something there before throwing vibration waves to the mix, the standard go-to are normally Aneros and Njoy. Models are hard to speak of. I recommend you just look around the brands I mentioned and find one that's a bit slender (the Syn series of toys from Aneros are good). The problem with many people who are beginners to this is that they buy ones with a bit too much width, and it's understandable that it'd feel uncomfortable at first and that they drop it.

I don't wanna go into much more detail anymore because this is an onahole thread anyway and I'm pushing the flexibility I get to go off-topic a bit much. Just don't fall for meme toys like ones with vibration and heating functions and the kitchen sink included which go for $25-$35. Buy from reputable sex toy shops if possible, and avoid Amazon when in even the slightest doubt. Sometimes you will get unlucky and get a knock-off there that breaks or is made of bad material, so it's better to avoid it.

>>21203558
Your balls are used to unloading the sperm inside frequently. Of course they'll feel heavy. And as that other Anon said, after a bit more your libido will likely die off entirely for a couple of days to a week or two. But it's worth it if you allow your desire to fap to come back and you break your no-fap with an onahole.

It's weird how the consensus here is that NoFap kills your libido, but /fit/ can't agree on the slightest bit of it. Is there something different about here? I'm tempted to go full /pol/ and blame shills.

>>21203987
>>21204024
3 days in i feel horny all the time and have constant erection/precum lol.
I once did nofap for 3 weeks and same thing happened. While i was not fapping, I was feeling horny and having erection all the time.

>>21204052
>and have constant erection/precum lol.
Are you under 18?

>>21204056
Nope, 24.

>>21203141
MegaUpload's death spawned my current digital hoard. Unfortunately, that seems to have started after my main hypno binge, so I've lost a ton of stuff.

>>21203163
JDownloader is God. You probably don't want ALL of that though, as researching again some of her stuff does get kind of heavy on the submissiveness. Kind of a catch-22, there; you often need to do a bit of research, but you should not use her website for file descriptions. Sit tight though, I'm uploading something for you to Mega now.

>>21203288
I'll check it out, thanks.

>>21204024
It's that we're normally talking about relatively short stints for hole delivery (3-30 days), orgasm intensity, session length and ejaculate volume rather than libido or social interactions. The assumption that you'll still be horny is there, our conversations aren't about the same things /fit/ is going over there.

Nofap just makes you horny constantly. However, somewhere between 3 and 6 months in, your body starts to shut down your reproductive instincts. What follows is a "flatline" where you cease being horny for the most part and testosterone among other sexual hormones begins to decline. It's basically a slow castration.

Nofap should only really be done maybe 1 week at a time at most.

>>21204183
>I'm uploading something for you to Mega now.
I love you anon!

>You probably don't want ALL of that though
That's true. She does a lot of sissy hypnosis.

And yet, I still want it all. Why am I like this?

>>21204354
On a significantly more /pol/ note, porn is degenerate, literally run by jews, and has widely known effects including basically creating trannies and homosexuals. Porn allows the porn creator to hijack your libido to push you towards extremely degenerate shit that will harm your mental and sometimes physical health. I personally avoid all western porn and about 90% of hentai, but it's better to shut it all off.

>>21204383
Funny because I've been fapping to porn for years and have actually become more vanilla as time has gone on. Take off the tinfoil hat maybe.

>>21204183
>MegaUpload's death spawned my current digital hoard
This is the correct approach. Over the years I've seen so much stuff just vanish off of the internet. If you love it, download it. Hard drive space is cheap as fuck these days.

>JDownloader is God
I've not tried it, but apparently it doesn't work for rapidgator.

>>21204241
That sounds about right.

>>21204354
I don't know about the testosterone and the Nofap people claim that the flatline eventually stops, but what you've said is pretty much what I've experienced. After two or three weeks I become sexually dead (as in >>21204024).

>Nofap should only really be done maybe 1 week at a time at most.
Pretty much this. Unless you've got a reason to not want a libido, the benefits stop pretty as much as soon as your cum volume maxes out and you become supersensitive.

>>21204383
Man, I don't like how the UK porn pass laws might force me to give my personal details to Mindgeek.

>and has widely known effects including basically creating trannies and homosexuals
That's disputed, but you only need to ask /lgbt/ to learn all about it (I think the name is autogynophilia?).

>Porn allows the porn creator to hijack your libido to push you towards extremely degenerate shit that will harm your mental and sometimes physical health.
This is true.

>>21204395
There's been studies done in to how porn tastes vary over time, but I don't recall the results.

>>21204408
>There's been studies done in to how porn tastes vary over time, but I don't recall the results.
The results invariably are "porn is a slippery slope to extremely degenerate bullshit".

>>21204421
This will soon become a derail, so I'll simply ask for some citations, anticipate that you'll link to someguy's blog rather than proper academic shit (with or without an excuse about their political alignment affecting their results), and leave it at that.

OK, so I finally gave prostate stimulation while masturbating a try
verdict: eh...
I think I definitely found my prostate, when I pushed on a certain spot my dick definitelly felt something, but the sensation is still mainly in my ass
nothing really like "oh no, I'm turning gay now that I've felt something in my ass, and it feels so good" kind of deal, guess you can never really trust those damned eromanga

>>21204440
it's already derailed considering the 30+ posts about it, and even though there are thousands of blogs, anecdotes, and unofficial studies about that, there are basically no "real" psychological studies

turning to /pol/ once again, we find that porn and much of the psychology field is run by the same people

take that as you will

>>21203075
>Don't microwave lube
I see. Thanks for letting me know.

If I wanted to warm my onahole via hot water, should I be putting it in a bag first or something? Or is it safe to just submerge it as is?

>>21204478
It's safe to submerge directly as long as your container is reasonably clean. If you're using the hot water method, you can always warm (a small portion of) your lube that way at the same time, too.

>>21204472
Prostate stimulation is a skill and the stimulation normally takes time to get really good, even within the same session. H manga is of course not known for accuracy, but the sensation tends to spread if you're doing things right.

I'm no expert when it comes to what happens in our brains but I do know from personal experience that porn can make you develop increasingly deviant fetishes and I'm pretty sure there are legitimate scientific studies that support it.
With time the stuff you watch gets boring and you can't get off to it anymore so you continue deeper down the rabbit hole.
I think I hit the bottom of degeneracy couple months ago, I won't really mention what it was but just thinking about it makes me sick.

But I suppose it all depends on the person, some are more susceptible to it. Like how some people can Gamble and never get addicted while some allow it to consume their whole life.

>>21204408
>There's been studies done in to how porn tastes vary over time, but I don't recall the results
Perhaps but that still contradicts it pushing you towards degenerate stuff. What do I know though, I mostly fap to 2D still images made by the average porn artist in Japan.

>>21200496
Please respond

If not, I'd like some suggestions on a colorful ona.

>>21204550
How should I be going about warming the lube with the water method? Just putting some lube into my onahole before hand?

>>21205129
no submerge the entire lube container

don't submerge your ona because it will wash off the powder

>>21205164
when doing this it might be a good idea to cling wrap the area around the lid. when doing this often, some water will get into the lube.
my insomnia has water that fogs up the inside of the container

>>21205129
Get a small container to hold a bit of your lube (a few MLS is all you need, those TSA travel containers work well if you're a Burger, hand sanitizer bottles are also good) and put that in the water with your hole. Warming the whole lube container will take longer and could make it spoil more quickly.

>afraid that if I don't take a break from fapping before my hole arrives it won't make me cum buckets
>also afraid that if I do take a break it'll make me cum in seconds

>>21205681
Both are true, but you'll also be ready to go again real quick after the first time

>>21205681
Have a very quick fap as soon as the package arrives. Don't watch porn or anything, just force yourself to cum. By the time that you're done washing the ona out before use and all of that other shit, your balls will be back up to scratch.

want to try tomax very soft or rich soft, but queencat doesn't have stock of venus real
any recommendations for different onas in these materials?

Does anyone have any thoughts or comparisons between the Succubus DX tits and the Chichis from hotpowers?

>>21205777
something without any gimmick like uterus or crazy texture because you will feel neither when its that soft

>>21204472
It's not that easy and quite a lot of work. Simply finding the prostate took a long time for me, it was there, I just didn't feel anything. It'll take a while before it becomes more enjoyable.

>>21204658
>>21204658
for me, a long length of nofap usually results in me sinking to a new level of degeneracy vs not doing nofap. I ease my way back into a fapping routine then work my way up to a binge and a new low. I dont really care too much about it at this point since there is a clear distinction for me between fantasy and reality.

I personally would recommend just scaling back to every other day if youre rubbing one out daily (or more) and want a healthier state of mind. Ideally you'd want to do this before bed since your body uses so much energy shooting your gun

Pretty quick searching seems to show no obvious fleshlight alternatives available in Canada as we're not a real country.

I had a fleshlight before and liked it, in fact I could barely handle it. I moved and they it out. My problem is if I get another fleshlight, what lube can I buy that's good and cheap? (I usually jerk off with coconut oil then go have a shower after but I hear it's bad for silicon.)

>>21206643
>I moved and they it out.
I moved and threw it out.*

>>21206504
I don't know if it's mastering prostate orgasm or you simply turning gay anon

>>21205164
>>21205216
>>21205234
Thanks for all the advice! First onahole and everything and everyone in these threads have been really helpful!

>>21204863
All I know about Fuwa Cyun W/Triple is that by reviews they're reasonably well received. Any close-ended hole with a straightish tunnel really isn't that hard to clean/dry though. Buy one of them if they interest you enough, not because they're easier to clean.

Fuck. My harbl hotel differs from the servers.
well good night niggers

>>21194151
check out >>>/d/8488280

you pretty much need to be in the mood. I have the purewand and its more work than I'd like to have an assgasm. You're much better off with something like an aneros that doesn't require manual stimulation as that breaks your concentration easily and ruins it.

Ok two things happened:
1.) the doll i ordered was small as fuck and kinda sorta not as advertised. its about 2 ft tall, titties, nice feet, hourglass, "anime" face and so on.
2.) the outfit I ordered had two problems. Due to the size of the doll it did not fit
3.) it was actually remilia's outfit
4.) the clip on floppy rabbit ears got lost in the mail
So I just do not know what to do.

To the other tewi doll anon, hope you have better luck than me.

oh fuck me in attempts to #2 myself i created a tripcode fuckfuckfuck time to kms

this .. fuck

what's a good alternative to the seducing vacuum witch?
my shit's pretty desensitized and I need something fresh and tight with vacuum

>>21208169
as someone who was cut without consent I gatta say that softer holes are more stimulating. the feathery whispy grasp is the only thing that can get me off

>>21208182
first hole I couldn't even last 10 seconds, and I'm cut
and that was the witch btw
can't imagine how uncut must feel
soft was stimulating till I took antidepressants years ago for 6 months
now the sensations are on/off but I mostly need something tight like with vacuum like the witch

>>21208182
>softer holes are more stimulating
That's interesting. I wonder how that happens.

>>21200576
>>21200644
Fuck you guys I saw your posts and decided to try hypno.
>Do the Jackpot file
>Can actually feel it
>Half asleep and shit
>Literally diamonds
>End of the file coming
>She says the cum word
>Fucking splooge
>Wake up
>"Wait something smells"

Turns out it didn't make me cum. It made me piss myself. I hate you guys.

My Onatsuyu bottle leaks from the side for some reason despite it being upright the entire time on my shelf. Is this supposed to happen/anyone experience anything similar to this know how to go about fixing it?

>>21208687
>brainlet does retarded shit
>blames others for it
More at 11.

Can I buy any microfiber cloth for my holes or should I have some standards?

>>21203163
>It gets easy after two weeks
Don't plan to go that long. Just for the week until my hole gets here. Problem is it's only been 4 days and even just slight breeze near my crotch gets me erect

>>21208073
Did you order a catdoll or a chinese knockoff?

>>21208700
there's probably a crack in the side of the bottle

just seal it somehow

>>21208882

Same mate. My dick is starting to hurt from all the constant erection.

Why is otonaJP's DHL express option so fucking expensive now. Jesus Christ. My first onahole from them was $22 shipping (1 onahole and nothing else) now a single onahole will cost you $52 in shipping from DHL express.

>>21204473
>we find that porn and much of the psychology field is run by the same people
Not the previous anon. Sauce on that claim ?

>>21210451
>My dick is starting to hurt from all the constant erection
Yep, every time I go on no-fap for a bit to save up a huge orgasm my dick ends up going through throbbing erections that last for several minutes at a time. My balls also get larger and I have to sit with my legs as wide open as possible to not suffocate them.

Beyond the recommended list, how do I choose a new onahole? Should I just go based on the box art and hope I get a good one?

>16 fucking dollars for a bottle of Onatsuyu on Amazon
jesus

>>21210851
Try to find reviews if you can or ask around, if you can't then just pick with your dick.

I'm trying to decide if I want to get different, possibly marginally better oppai instead of just spending $240 or something else.

>>21205732
You recommend doing this after nofap?

>>21210864
Just buy jlube anon.

I am trying to figure out a good way to clean a hole without using a sink. Has anybody tried using food grade sanitizer instead of soap and water? I am thinking I can keep a bottle of that in my room (pre-diluted) to quickly clean my holes to avoid fungus. wipe the holes out with some microfiber clothes or pieces of a sponge dipped in it.

>>21210864
The markups on western sites are insane. Buy Onatsuyu if you're ordering from Japan (Amazon.jp ships globally now for fairly cheap) and you'll get it for ~5 bucks.

>>21211353
Problem with Onatsuyu in Amazon Japan is that they only let you buy the lube if you're ordering some other product. You can't buy the lube alone.

>>21206643
>>21206645
i've never tried these fancy nip lubes outside of the small ketchup sized sample packs that came with my tenga flip white
since you're a leaf, buy lube either in a grocery store that has a self-check out or buy online from a retailer that offers bulk-sized bottles for cheap
I bought all my lube from pink cherry, they're based in oakville (ontario) and they've got their own branded lube that sells for cheap-ish if you buy the bigger bottle sizes
pic related, 1 pint (473 ml) for 15 bucks

>>21208182
harder onas just hurt me.
17 bordeaux is about as hard as i enjoy and that's my least favorite of my collection. though i haven't yet tried it with a warmer.

>>21208864
any will do. microfiber in itself is a standard above. the durability will probably be what sets each apart. i doubt there are microfiber cloths rough enough to damage onas.

>>21210851
i've had some luck with review sites, though you really just have to play it by dick. just try new stuff, you are going to buy shit you don't like eventually. once you have an idea of what you like and don't like, you can use review sites to determine softness/intensity choose from that.

>>21211231
that could work, just make sure the cleaner doesn't damage the ona. even with a sponge or cloth, there will still probably be some solids left inside.
i take it this is just a temp clean to prevent issues in the time inbetween use and a full cleaning?

>>21208687
owned. always piss and shit before hand.

Just ordered this. Was really intrigued by the price and relatively small size for a hip. Hope it turns out good.

>>21211217
Don't listen to this man.

>>21211662
What's the name? That actually looks pretty nice for doggy.

>>21211715
Puni Fuwa Mochi 2000

>>21194086
>>21193438
I need some extra info and pics on that setup of yours.

>>21209259
I see, that makes sense. Thanks for the help! I hope tape is good enough to seal it up...

>>21212415
packing or better yet duct tape should work. Probably. Be sure to clean and dry where you're putting the tape, and if possible scrape away the label so you're working with bare plastic. Of course, you could also just use a different container. Even a clean water bottle could do the trick.

>>21210670
if you google famous or rich people it will tell if they are jewish or not on their wikipedia page or if they have an entry in the jewish national library

>>21211392

Explain.

>>21212717
Well, slight clarification. You can buy Onatsuyu alone, but your order has to be above 2000 yen in order for Amazon to decide to ship it. In the case of Onatsuyu, that means getting 4 bottles in one go. That, or, like I said, buy less bottles and instead add other products to your cart which in total amount to at least 2000 yen, but the point is that Amazon JP won't ship one, two, or even three bottles alone. This is because Onatsuyu is considered among a category of products which are called あわせ買い対象 in AJP, which Amazon explains as being "too cost-prohibitive to ship on their own".

>>21212835
In short, they are too lightweight and small in quantity to ship alone because of money reasons.

I'm thinking of getting the Busty Ai-Chan but am not very creative, what would be the best way to get a paizuri from them? Laying it down on a table, or attaching it to something? I don't have a doll or anything.

So I finally have enough money to splurge a bit and try out an onahole for the first time. Especially since I learned I can just ship everything to UPS so I can pick it up without my family knowing. But to cut to the point, which place is better to order a hole from as a leaf? Amazon JP or Toydemon? And although I have some things in my sights Like the La Bocca, any recommendations for a budget of at most $200? I'm 6 inches but rather girthy so keep that in mind if you have any ideas. I'm hoping to get at least 3 and a bottle of lube.

>>21193438
I was always curious, anons with small half body onas just go to the local store, and buy a packet of child pants? Or do you order it as well?

>>21194151
I never came from straight anal stimuli or prostate message either. I tried quiet a bit because it's supposed to be full body bliss. I got some stretching toys and when I pull them out I can literally cum in 10 seconds if I touch my dick at all. I guess that kind of counts.

>>21211692
why not? You can make it any consistency you want and make loads of it. The only issue comes from the fact that once mixed without any preservatives it spoils but just make as much as you need a session.

>>21213852
The only positive thing Jlube has going for it is price. You want to choose your consistency? Choose a thicker lube and add some water; you can do it in advance, plus it'll be easier to get a product that's the same consistency every time and not lumpy. Other than that, Jlube dries quickly, is a BITCH to clean compared to any other product out there, and you have to either watch it to make sure it's not spoiled or mix up a new batch every time you fap. It's worth it if you have to go maximum poverty for some reason, but the last thing I'd recommend otherwise.

>>21213915
I personally find that onatsuyu dries out WAY faster than JLube. I don't think I've ever had jlube noticeably dry out on me ever. You're right about the clean up however saltwater and/or detergent does a decent job at getting it out. Also making jlube is not an issue like you make it out to be, I just keep a reusable bottle (as in an old bottle of onatsuyu) in my bag of toys and mix it in the bathroom in 5 minutes when I want to fap. Sure nothing beats just pouring it straight from the bottle of onatsuyu but its not that hard. Just mix and shake.

The recipes that involve microwaving are memes and arent necessary at all to get a lube that works super well. Also adding water to any premixed lube for the sake of changing consistency adds the very negative side effect of it drying out even faster than normal.

>>21213211
just b urself bro

I'll derail the thread a little more, since other anons already talked about prostates in this thread. Anyone have any prostate stimulators recommendations that I can buy from Amazon JP? Should I just go with the "best selling" ones?
As a side note, it cracks me up how sexual items (ie dildos) sold on AmazonJP have anime girl illustrations, even if they don't need them. Truly an interesting phoenomenom.

>>21214018
Anon, just buy an aneros or nfun plug and listen to >>21208035

The majority of prostate massagers are trash outside of those and its more about getting into the mode rather than fapping to cum. If you're expecting to leak like you see in eroge/hentai thats not going to happen and is generally worse than the dry orgasms that come from it.

>>21214018
>>21214077
I forgot to mention a specific aneros but I have the helix trident and I'm this anon in the the /d/ thread who had his first assgasm last night. The type of aneros that works largely depends on the person and how tall they are/how low their prostate is. The aneros syn (non-trident) did nothing for me. This did within 1 night. I'm 6'2 for reference.

Just make sure you super aroused for it or it wont work. Check out >>>/h/5307992 for audio material.

>>21201176
I bought one of those and it was absolute garbage. Noisy, felt like shit, complete waste of money, only the fact it was easy to clean was a positive

>>21213958
>I don't think I've ever had jlube noticeably dry out on me ever.
I don't know that it's ever not happened to me, and I've played with it at a few different concentrations. Plus, there are other lubes out there noted to dry more slowly than Onatsuyu, which I generally find to be acceptable.

>I just keep a reusable bottle... mix it in the bathroom in 5 minutes
That's five minutes mixing lube every time you fap, then how long shaking salt water inside that bottle afterward to clean it? When you're horny and want your dick in something? You can't tell me that's not an issue even if you've adapted.

>The recipes that involve microwaving are memes and arent necessary at all to get a lube that works super well.
I've never been able to not get a lumpy batch without a quick zap, but I also wasn't going to shake anything for as long as you've described.

>>21214018
prostate orgasms are a meme

>>21214117
I tower at a mighty 5'7, so I'll assume that any massager will work for me. Thanks for the advice tho.

This fag again >>21201124
Turns out that auction listing was in a different currency and not overpriced, which is good.
but sorry for clogging up the thread with a customs question, but looking at aussie import laws, it seems to fall in a grey area.
Any Ausfags have experience importing toys with questionable packages, or should I just get the shopping agent to repack the toy and miss out on getting the box?

How exactly are you meant to "use" all the Andros toys since they don't vibrate but also don't really give the impression you're meant to manually be pushing them around that much? I get the idea of jacking off with something lodged up against your prostate, but not the idea of trying to cum solely from something that's sitting still and not thrusting, vibrating, or wiggling its tip

>>21214967
the idea is you flex your kegal muscles and that will move the aneros into your prostate slightly
that stimulation is supposed to be the jam

>>21215005

I see, thanks. The people on the aneros website all seem to be too busy writing bullshit that never happened on the "experiences" threads and I couldn't work out whether it's just a weirdly shaped buttplug or does provide proper stimulation

>>21215044
that was taken from this pdf document, incase you wanted to do some light reading
http://www.sexisfun.net/podcast/documents/AnerosUserGuide.pdf

Okay seriously what happened with that anon who ordered the 108cm Miss Q catdoll 2 threads ago?

>>21211994
just an spdx with some shit from aliexpress and amazon. Haven't thought of a good way to attach the head without the hood, but just having it there is probably the best accessory for the ona so far that I've found

>>21213262
nah man..ordering online is bad enough. I can't imagine how much of a creep I would personally feel like going shopping irl specifically for that

my dick is like 90% sure this is the meme doll
https://e-hentai.org/g/1232976/74c2e1291b/

Alright so here is what happens when you order with your dick with a lot of haste and no asking questions
>doll way too small
>wig a little too big
>dress is fucking remilia's
and each time i tried to use it my boner almost got ruined because of that old "tewi usa" iosys video kept popping in my head.

To the other tewi doll anon, good luck and hope you do better than me.

>>21215293

should've gotten a catdoll

>>21213012

Get a Puni Ana Miracle DX.

Pussy + ass + tits.

10kg though and expensive.

>>21213262
I bought smaller panties in my local store. They have self check out though, so it was not so bad.

Is puni DX heavy/ergonomic enough for me to put it on a table and fuck it without having to grab it or would I be better off with SPDX?

Money isn't a problem, it's just that DX seems easier to clean and I heard SPDX may have factory defects as well as the holes not being as good as DX.

Either way I suppose SPDX would also be more immersive when it comes to jacking it to lolis.

>>21215613
If you like lolis like me SPDX is 10/10 product. It's just superb.
But yeah, there are a lot of defective SPDX out there so check return/replacement policies.

Past might not be the tightest out there but if feels great anyway - it feels like made for longer sessions.
Anal hole supposedly gives you very realistic experience too.

>>21215613
>>21215672
What type of defects do they have?

>>21215672
Meant pussy not past.
>>21215756
From what it seems mostly layers detached from each other.

>>21208687
Wait until anon posts his Mega. We'll be in a new type of Hell.

>>21210959
If you don't, you'll last less than a minute in your hole.

>>21215112
W-we don't talk about that here.

>>21215112
He was full of shit or in jail.

Just ordered Lusty Slut, what am I in for?

>Amazon delivering my ona and lube separately on the same day

Tfw cant hold back the throbbing erection waiting for my Muses Kokalo to arrive today

>>21217896
Literally just happened to me earlier. Bought all of them in the same order, same delivery date. They shipped out the holes days ago and just shipped out the lube last night, got them both this morning.

I was really getting worried they weren't going to ship the lube at all.

>>21215112
He was probably just an anti fag that wanted to make it look like something happened.

I'm in Tokyo at the moment and flying home pretty soon, are the recommended general onaholes in the pastebin still generally recommended as the best for first timers? I'm gonna go to one of the shops listed at some point in the next few days and buy one or maybe two of the holes, but wondering if I can get any extra advice in helping me choose something more specifically - maybe two contrasting holes. Size doesn't look like it'll be an issue for most (I'm about 5.5"), sensitivity is whatever (I can edge for hours or cum in 90 seconds with my hands), and I don't care about what's on the box as I'll throw that out before I fly home anyway.

Speaking of, why are the loli holes in a different category? Is there any real difference to them or just box art?

>>21216385
Not that Anon but I feel like taking that on as a challenge and seeing how it goes. If nothing else, I cum quickly and go back at it after my refractory period. Subsequent orgasms in short periods of time feel better and better anyway. If I don't, I get to ride my first onahole for a while and enjoy the trip.

>>21217796
A cheap thrill ride.

>>21218154
The Pastebin's recommendations are all fine. I don't think it's missing anything particularly notable. If you're looking for something specific, I'm sure somebody can help.

As for loli holes... sort of both? They're in a different category because there's a good number of people who really like the idea and want something with a loli on the box, but most of them are specifically really tight (the Rinas being an obvious exception as they're based around vacuum gimmick instead).

>>21213211
A-anyone? am I the only canuck?

>>21218670

Fellow leaf here. I've used Toydemon a few times and haven't had any issues, even when I ordered a cocolo a few years back. If you care, they have a points system that will give a discount on later purchases if you redeem it on your next order.

Never tried AmazonJP.

>>21218730
Thanks anon. Guess I'll go looking there and in the pastebin for some ideas for what to get. Gotta make sure I don't waste my time buying dumb shit

I’m having a light dick burning sensation when using my ona, but I always follow the care instructions in the guide within 5-10 minutes and only had my Ona like 2 months with no smells and nothing I can see. Is the lube the likely culprit? I don’t use lube when using my hand and I have nothing to compare it to right now.

I bought onahole and have used it for a bit. It's a different experience for sure, but i don't think it's really that much better. I guess I can't expect much agreement from a thread of dedicated enthusiasts, but I nonetheless felt the desire to reach out a bit. Does anyone else feel the same? It's not bad, really. But it's just not that much better, and involves a lot more hassle - I don't have to use any lube for my hands, for instance. I don't know if it's really worth it.

I also worry about the psychological effects. I'm pretty deep into the hikiweeb pit, shrieking at the sight of normies irl and professing my undying love of 2D, etc etc, but even I feel psychological damage just from owning an onahole, much less using one. I don't want to attribute undue significance to a masturbatory aid but you really have to admit that the platonic ideal of a mentally healthy person does not involve... all this. Like, I think the bulk of people in this thread are fine when you get down to it, but Christ this guy >>21193438 is just fucked on some level. It feels like descending to the level of buying fake vaginas put you at risk of falling far enough to reach that guy's level, like, gradually having your sense of decency worn down through years of depravity. Look, I'm sorry guy, but seriously, your post actually made me flinch and immediately throw away my onahole. That's how terrifying being you is from my perspective.

Anyway I started dunking on that guy needlessly so to get back on track, yeah, I don't know. I tried an onahole, it was alright, different but not significantly better, and the psychological burden of using it is just... life threatening in a real sense. I'm taking the trash to the dumpster now and will try to forget I ever experimented with this. I don't know. I will have to skip the onahole phase and wait for fully functional sex android or otherwise full dive VR with advanced virtual waifus.

>>21219106

Jesus fuck dude, it's a just rubber fucking pussy.

>>21219106
Would you think twice about a woman owning a dildo? You know how normal that is? I use an Ona so I don’t feel the need to constantly chase pussy just so I don’t have to use my hand. All that insecure autism is on you.

>>21219196
Of course, you can simplify anything down into a harmless state. "It's just meat", you say, waving around the decaying corpse of a baby. There's cultural context to this sort of thing, and regardless of the fact it's ultimately just a collection of matter, having a dead baby chilling in you room is going impact your psyche. This is an exaggerated metaphor to drive a point home, of course.

In a broader societal context, an onahole is a lot more than a "rubber fucking pussy". It's the kind of thing you have to hide from decent folk. It's the kind of thing that will turn a stranger's friendly smile into a sneer. It's the kind of thing that you have to hide in the corner of your room whenever other people are nearby. Let's just be honest here: Onaholes are about as low as you can go on the mental health totem poll, above only a few things such as blowup dolls. Ownership of them makes you a pariah from good society and a shamed outcast. An onahole is the albatross across your neck that goes with you everywhere you go.

It's possible to retreat from society and shift your perception of an onahole. To, over time, morph it from an object of embarrassing revulsion to just a rubber fucking pussy. But that's the psychological damage I'm talking about. It's like taking a hammer and hitting yourself in the head, and doing damage that can't be done. I must once again draw your attention to this guy >>21193438 . This is the end state of bludgeoning yourself in such a manner. In retreating from society, you morph into an object as much revulsion as the onahole itself. This isn't really a big deal for people who have given up on life, but it's a harder pill to swallow for those who still fancy themselves as having self esteem, decency, and pride that holds up to outside scrutiny.
>>21219248
False equivalence. I don't mean to sound dismissive, but you've pulled a false equivalence and that's really all there is to say on the matter.

>>21219106
Would you think twice about a woman owning a sex toy? You know how normal that is? I use an Ona so I don’t feel the need to constantly chase pussy just so I don’t have to use my hand. All that insecure autism is on you.

>>21196194
One more shameless bump

Is this JUST for onahole or can I recommend some prostate ticklers

>>21219277
Jesus you talk like a retard, whatever pseudo-intellectual garbage you’ve been lapping up has done far more rot to your brain than my masturbation aid. Next to fucking nobody gives a fuck about an ona if you’re not already a pariah. I’d be far more embarrassed about typing up that utter retardation seriously.

>>21218891
The obvious test would be to just fap with your hand and lube, but you could also try the ona with an alternative lube.

>>21219106
>I bought onahole and have used it for a bit. It's a different experience for sure, but i don't think it's really that much better.
Might be the choice of hole and lube. I know I wasn't too keen on my ZXY with the lube it comes with, but using it with Onatsuyu made it my favorite, and I barely use the others now.

>>21219106
It honestly sounds a lot like that small difference in enjoyment you found between your hand and an onahole, something a ton of other people claim is a huge one, is likely to be heavily influenced by your bias towards the idea of having a sex toy. As a guy. Because, like that other Anon said, it's my perception from your post too that you only have a problem with pocket pussies and you wouldn't have a problem with, say, a woman owning a dildo.

Whatever the case though, I think you're just looking at this the wrong way. In what way, exactly, is it wrong, deranged, immoral or in any way bad to own an onahole and use it regularly? Is it because you think a guy is supposed to be out there having sex? If not, then how is it any different from the idea of just masturbating with your hand, other than the onahole making it more pleasurable? As far as I see, you don't provide an argument for there being any difference. Already that screams the existence of some unwarranted bias there.

You also mention being mentally healthy. If we start going off of that, then anything not conforming to society's expectations (because, yes, for a guy, the expectation is for him to be getting laid and not to find pussy replacements in a rubber toy) qualifies as not mentally healthy. I personally own an onahole because I don't care about getting a relationship at all. I like my time alone and the idea of having a girlfriend just doesn't fit in with my lifestyle. I still have sexual needs, so I satisfy them with a toy (or my hand, but the toy is more fun, so why the fuck not?). I otherwise consider myself someone who is well-adopted enough. Does that still make me mentally ill? Because I'm happy with my lifestyle, so if it does make me, then I can't be bothered to care. Neither should others.

Fuck, I hate taking things this seriously but I like to discuss and argue stuff like this.

>>21219106
You're lambasting that guy, decrying his perversions, and questioning his sanity based on the fact that he has a piece of rubber he sticks his dick in. The old proverb "those who live in glass houses should not throw stones" comes to mind immediately. If you're so distraught that you end up changing some aspect of your life because of the existence of someone on the internet makes you uncomfortable that speaks volumes about you rather than him.

Do you not trust yourself to draw a line so you don't end up like him if you don't want to? Are you that weak willed that you can't just enjoy something for what it is and instead have to envision the worst case scenario in your mind? It's a piece of rubber, it's not going to erode your sense of decency which is a ridiculous thing to say in the first place because that's on you wanting to conform to social norms more than anything yet at the same time you claim to be a hikkineet which is something that defies them regardless. That might be the crux of your fear of falling further into what you perceive to be degeneracy, take this time you have as a neet to reevaluate your life and start researching things that interest you and improve yourself. If you're worried about the ownership a plastic vagina ruining your life then you clearly have a lot of room for improvement and neetdom is the perfect time for self discovery and trying to come to terms with your existence. Philosophy was revolutionized by ancient greek neets after all.

>>21219106
you are actually mentally ill
yes, more than the guy you decided to chastise
I suggest you go see a doctor

>>21219448
>questioning his sanity based on the fact that he has a piece of rubber he sticks his dick in
It's actually the whole dress up part and such.

>>21219106

>>21215524
I don't like pussy or ass, I only like tits.

>>21213211
>I can just ship everything to UPS
Wait you can do that even if you order off Amazon JP? Is this for the US only?

>>21219431
>>21219448
You've totally missed his point. He's talking about the social stigma around owning an onahole, and the risk of becoming even more socially unacceptable after owning one.

>>21219535
I'm sure I didn't. I mentioned how there should be no social stigma out of it, especially if there is none out of masturbating with your hand, or a woman owning sex toys, or you just doing it because you want to and don't give a fuck what others think you should do. Regardless, he doesn't mention how it is a bunch of normalfags who stigmatize himself and others; had he worded it that way, I would have just agreed with him and told him those people are idiots. He, however, words it in such a way that it makes it sound like he's also the one being judgemental about it, shitting on that one Anon and saying he threw away his onahole. Clearly he has his issues with these toys on a much more personal level than just the social stigma from other retards.

I keep getting lube on my balls when using MoT soft, and a lot of it. Am I doing something wrong? I just squeeze some at the back of the tongue, but it leaks over the bottom lip mid-use

>>21219649
use less?

>>21219649
only holes with a tight entrance will contain the lube effectively

try thinning it with water and using less, and also try using it standing up so the end of the hole is closer to the ground than the base of your dick

>>21193456
Just a reminder.

>>21218018
Did you order Onatsuyu? Seems like no matter what I order they put Onatsuyu in it's own shipment. Weird

>>21219277
>>21219106

What do you think of dolls such as >>21215112 ?

>>21220227
Not that Anon. I recently ordered a hole together with Onatsuyu and both arrived together.

Anyone else who can't stop thinking about the catdolls? My living situation doesn't allow it, but I want to buy one (or two..) so badly!

The 126cm Sasha and 108cm Coco/Miss Q are quite nice. If I could compress them into something the size of a die when not in use I'd buy them both in a heartbeat and even pay triple the price.

>>21219106
I'm the guy you were replying to

relax dawgz. im just having fun with a literal toy I blew some money on. life gets better when you stop taking things so seriously :)

For context, im a pretty chill non-virgin guy with a blue collar job that likes to go to art and music shows. When I told my normie female roommate about how I ordered my spdx, we started talking about the toys she had, etc. obviously the weirder shit I want to share goes straight to threads like these

fyi im usually too lazy to use my ona so it generally only gets used a few times a month
>>21219379
yup..

>>21220916
thats a lot of hair

>>21200680
Alright, here's the promised kinda sorta vanilla hypno upload: https://mega.nz/#F!QC5mgQiZ!2TmvBu_Y_HyKFIQRYAeC7Q

I've got Jackpot 1-9 (apparently she's up to at least twenty fucking three right now and fuck tracking those down, plus I was kinda bored with it by four), and I listened to the trigger section of the last six which I had to download to ensure that they're LEROOOOOOOOOY free at the end. Let me know if something else is wrong with them other than the audio quality in 8-9 being garbage.

I also included a few other artists for variety's sake. Again, let me give praise to Nikki's Because and also to Mistress Carol's Succubus set, both are excellent and the latter reminds me that I need to track down more. There's also a folder entitled "The Erotic Audio Project" which includes binaurals to listen to without trancing, you may want to give those a try to see how you like them.

There are actually a few more files coming, but one of my torrents is being super slow. I'll let you know if/when I add any more. Also note that the readme files, unless otherwise stated, were copied over from the torrents I used to compile these. I'll leave personal notes later if I feel like it.

>>21220257
Not that anon but that's where I personally draw the line specifically due to uncanny valley but also because there'd be no explaining that away if it was ever found. I'm cool with this >>21193438 and actually thought it was a pretty nifty idea if you have fumos.

>>21221154
let me know what you dont have and I'll see what I can do.

Just tried Perorin. It was interesting but seems pretty fragile.

>>21221554
treat your holes better, else they return and haunt you forever in the afterlife with eternal ruined orgasms and skin burns

Anyone order from amazon jp? Is their shipping discreet? I was thinking about ordering there but I dont want "sex toy" to be plastered on the front.

Its either that or order from a third part website with expensive ass shipping.
from the us btw, hawaii.

>>21221664
it's marked as "health and personal care item" in a tiny font on the shipping label.

>>21221492
Eh, the only IV file I have on my radar is Gentlemen's club. I think nine Jackpots is enough for a starter set, plus it got old. I also wanted to see what Nikki's Wet Whispers set and Graduation Day file is about.

>>21221492
Oh! IV's Confidence Beach isn't especially lewd from recollection, but it's a nice one to have if you could give me that.

>>21220916
I want that.

Same anon who tried ordering the Uterus Duo on Amazon JP from the last thread. Contacting DHL was useless and ordering with gift wrap ended up in the same result of the package getting returned. Anyone else have this problem and figure out how to get around it?

>>21222304
why was it returned?

Is it worth buying an onahole which is bigger than your own penis? In my area I can only find three kinds of onaholes. Tenga, which I have had before, Non-branded one which could come from Japan or China, and those big american fleshlights.
I'm thinking of buying the american fleshlight, but it has 24 cm hole length, while my penis is only 12 cm erect. Will I regret buying it? Or should I buy another tenga model instead? The american fleshslight does have decent puffy vulva model, which is a plus, compared to Tenga which is only a silicon hole without reimagination of a real pussy.

>>21222320
It's considered a "regulated product" apparently

>>21202923
Is it reusable?

>>21222347
No
Order online, retard
Also cute penis, post pics

>>21222357
>Order online
I don't think it would go through the customs. My country is relly strict about these kind of goods.
>cute
Nope, I'm just fat.

>>21222382
Is it Russia by any chance?

Just got a Puni Ana DX and two more toys from amazon jp, which I ordered a week ago.
Got all of them at the same time even though they shipped the hip and the other toys separately which meant I had to spend 2x more for shipping. I'm from burgerland btw.
All I'm waiting for now is free time.

>>21222348
oof, guess they know what you're ordering now
rip

Speaking of Amazon JP and DHL: I ordered some books from there, and the shipping label on the package said books...what do they write for onaholes?

>>21220916

Is there any more?

>>21222998
They're labeled on the box as "Health and Personal Care Item" for onas.

Odd question but probably the best place to ask. If I wanted to use a paizuri toy for cosplay purposes, what kind of bra or harness would work?

>>21219106
Everyone's had their fun with this guy already but to actually answer the first question: My first time was hardly an improvement over using my hand too. But it gets better. You learn the proper amount of lube to use, you refine your cleaning routine, etc. My second session was so much better and I can definitely say now that it was worth trying one. Honestly, a decent onahole is cheap enough that it's worth trying once just for the experience of knowing either way, even if you decide you don't care for them, but I digress.

I still freehand probably about half the time just because it's more spontaneous/convenient. Sometimes I simply don't feel like going upstairs to grab the stuff, sometimes I wanna rub one out real quick midday on the weekend when housemates are out briefly and I don't know how much time I have available, etc.

>>21223845
I think they sell breast harnesses for that specific purpose, though I don't know much about those. Making a paizuri toy stay in place would be a pain.

Are anti-bacterial sprays a meme? I want to make my toys last as long as possible but I don't read anything about it in the pastebin.

>>21220916
What am I looking at here?

>>21224178
Yes. Mild anti-bacterial soap you can get anywhere does the same thing a lot more reliably (and usually for cheaper).

>>21224184
Art

>>21224227
Not that Anon, but now I wonder: I'm guessing there is no issue with it being scented soap, is there?

>>21224407
probably not but could degrade the plastics long long term

>>21221154
>https://mega.nz/#F!QC5mgQiZ!2TmvBu_Y_HyKFIQRYAeC7Q
>6.66GB
You're a fucking god anon. I'll have to wait until tomorrow before I can start on this awesome shit. So far I've only had the chance to chip away at
https://chomikuj.pl/Crect54/Erotic+Hypnosis/Isabella+Valentine/MP3
and
https://filecrypt.cc/Container/42FDA8206F.html
My current collection really isn't all that impressive. It makes me so sad, but you're bringing light to my life. Can't remember if I've said it before, but this is probably how I'm going to live through the UK porn law. I just hope that my friends never learn the trigger words - 4 years of erotic hypnosis might fuck me up.

>>21221492
You're awesome too.

>>21222347
You're not even 5 inches? Stick to Asian stuff. That's so small that I could probably figure out what country you're in just by looking at penis size percentile data.

>>21224021
Doesn't your dick still leak cum after jizzing? I can't imagine how you'd totally clean up in that short of a time.

>my sana twin tail and warmer finally arrived today after weeks in the exchange
>grab the box from the main desk and start toting it back to my room excitedly
>set it down on my bed and begin unpacking it
>get high while the warmer gets the toy warm
>startgoingtotown.exe
>Think about waifu the entire time
>Cum buckets
>go wash up

Why are onaholes so great?

>>21225573
The waifu thing certainly helps. My orgasms get 3 or 4 times better when fantasizing of her.

>>21225597
I just love her so much

I didn't do enough research like an idiot and bought a Muses Arkhe! Got annoyed with it on first use and open fisted it to stretch a tunnel to the back.

What a waste of money on my part, I read this was more realistic that it curves upwards but it just seemed like a total fucking waste of space and I was basically ramming my dumb dick into the side of the hole instead of the back which felt awful
.
I just ordered a Lilith Uterus again cause the Arkhe is also so big you have to ram it into a Meiki Plush but Lilith is the right size

Why hasn't a company cashed in on making onas that look like the ones in doujins? I really can't be bothered with these neutral/skin colors, give me bright colors.

>SPDX
>onatsusu lube
>microfiber cloths of differing sizes
>corn starch
Just ordered this off of amazon. It'll be here on on the 25th, so less than two days from now. Is there anything else I'm missing to take care of this fucking giant ass onahole? It's my first hip.

>>21225885
pantsu

>>21225909
im not going quite that far yet. im just worried about upkeep for now.

>>21225948
implying pantsu isn't the most important part

>>21225885
fucking a spdx cowgirl literally builds arm muscle. its heavy as hell.

>>21226031
>10 pounds of rubber pussy to squeeze and pump
sounds like a lot of work but fun

>>21221664
I ordered from Amazon JP, I only ordered once so far so mileage may vary but it was shipped with DHL. DHL treated the package like garbage. The Package (2 onaholes (Ride Japan meat urn(?) and Princess Dungeon something something) and a bunch of mesh toy bags for storage cause the plastic they come in makes that rubber smell stay for fucking ever) had 0 packing at all. The 2 onahole boxes and the bags were placed on a cardboard slab and shrink-wrapped together which was then placed in a box and sent like that. By the time it got to my door the bottom of the package was ripped open so anyone could see inside of it and one of the ona boxes was slightly dented at the bottom.

Other than DHL's handling I got my package pretty damn quickly all things considered.

I ordered more stuff from Amazon JP but it's an insert air pillow and like 10 covers. That package is taking its sweet time (June 4th, are they shipping by boat wtf) so we'll see how that goes.

>order my first real onahole (lolinco virgo) after getting kinda bored of my tenga zero white last night
>it somehow has one day shipping through amazon
>excitedly go to my college classes this morning knowing what’ll be waiting for me when I get home
>get the notification that the package has arrived during a lecture
>check the thing where the delivery person takes a picture of your package
>that’s not my door
>it’s at my fucking neighbors house
>PANIC
>leave class immediately but of course there’s construction on the way home making it take way longer than normal
>finally get back to my house and my neighbor is home and the package isn’t there
>neighbor also happens to be a retired police officer
>its legal to own here but still fuck that’s a bad look
>feel the most overwhelming sense of dread and anxiety I think I ever have in my life
>my heart is about to burst out of my chest as I knock on his door and ask if he got my mail by accident
>hands me the package, it’s unopened
>rush home and have a few drinks
>finally get to try it out
>it’s ok I guess
Cleaning it out after was kind of a pain, but I think it’s just because my only point of reference is the tenga which is super easy. Any tips on cleaning this thing? I just used a little dab of baby shampoo to wash it and a piece of gauze wrapped around my finger to dry the inside. Seemed to work ok but I don’t want to do any damage if that’s unnecessary. Also, what type of powder should I use, and how often should I be powdering it?

>>21226153
Oh and I forgot to mention that since it IS "Shipping" I can't cancel it now. I tried to cancel one of the covers because I found something similar but "better" that I would have to use a proxy shipping company to get but I got an email within a few minutes saying I can't cancel it. Sucks but oh well.

>>21226159
Use mild hand soap to wash it, just stick two fingers in and scrub the inside, you can't possibly do more damage doing that than you already do with your dick

>>21226159
>Also, what type of powder should I use, and how often should I be powdering it?
Whatever you do, don't use any kind of baby powder that says it contains talc. Cornstarch only.

>buys virgin age admission
>feels ok
>cum
>dick throbs but it doesn't feel like I'm ejaculating my entire load
>take dick out of hole
>stroke my dick
>glob of semen leaks out
>happens every time I use it
Like, wtf. I have had it for about a month and not getting it all out makes it feel worse than just jackin off with just my hand. And no, my dick isn't big at all. That is why I picked a smaller hole. I also have the Dolphin and it just feels like I am fucking a hole with no texture. Like the fucking thing is inside out. My dick is in this constant state of being almost fully erect but it never gets 100% before I cum. The biggest issue is the inch of padding before the texture. I am actually unhappy with the recommendations in the guide. I bought these without reading the recommendations. Just blind buys. But all the recommendations are either big dick or loli, and neither really does it for me. Lolinco didn't do it for me and neither did Lilith Spiral Wave. I mean, Spiral Wave was ok, but my dick just isn't long enough. I need something softer like the Regular Spiral Wave or Regular Dolphin, but with the length of Virgin Age Admission or Lolinco. Sorry for the rant, but I am just really frustrated. I just want a hole that sucks out all my jizz and gets me 100% erect.

>>21226294
sounds like you have severe Death Grip

>>21226169
Not him, but what is a mild soap? Is Softsoap mild?

>>21226305
all hand soaps are mild enough

>>21226303
No. If you saw how I jack off by hand you would realize that is not the case. Plus, I have used Onaholes almost daily for the past 3 years only using my hand occasionally.

>>21226330
That's good to hear.

So, I have two weeks until my first ona and lube get here. I have a couple of questions the pastebin doesn't quite answer (or maybe I'm too retarded to find the answers):

1. The guide says airtight containers are ok, while gooling around many other sources say it's not, since the ona can't breathe and will develop mold more easily that way. Which is it? I have a box, on which I can place a towel to cover the base and sides on the inside, and was thinking I could use that to store my onahole there. Will that do?
2. When powdering (with cornstarch), and assuming I don't have any utensils like the guide says, is it alright to apply it by hand? Do I just pat? Rub?
3. Even though I will obviously wash it after every use, I assume there's no harm in giving the ona a quick rinse before every use just to get rid of anything, however little, that may have made its way inside between sessions, right? Or will that just be an unnecessary annoyance when I lube up and still have a bit of water in there that thins down the lube?

Getting this stuff delivered to where I live was a major pain in the ass so I want my toy to last as long as possible, which is why I want to be certain of what's gonna be my ritual to help take care of it. Excuse my faggotry.

im confused as to why people keep using amazon jp to order stuff like the dx and spdx. at least in america amazon has all of that shit even with prime shipping so you get it in like 2 days instead of 2 weeks with a $100 shipping fee.

>>21226480
1.
I wrap mine in a clean towel and lay it in a plastic bucket with no lid, haven't had issues in about 2 years

in any case in the extremely unlikely case you somehow develop mold, hand soap will absolutely obliterate it. I left my torn-up kirino that I was going to throw away anyway wet and used for about a month and it predictably developed mold. When out of sheer curiosity I washed it with anti microbial handsoap, the mold was stripped away completely and even though I left it wet for another couple of nights it never grew back before I threw it out. Something about TPE allows soaps and detergents to render it nearly brand new, probably the combination of slight porosity, oil leakage, and elasticity allowing the soap to penetrate everywhere and remove the oils that allow the grime to stick to it.
2.
just rub the cornstarch in with your bare hand, yes. the effect it has is rather profound and if you own a hip or similar I highly recommend just fondling it afterwards
3.
thinning down the lube is usually a good idea obviously but your tastes may vary

>>21226540
Great, this gives me a much more clear idea of what to do. Thanks a bunch, Anon.

>>21226540
Isn't powdering holes just to prevent the sticky feeling and stuff sticking to it? If your hole isn't very sticky and everything comes off when you clean it it's not necessary for good hygiene right?

Any Mexicans here managed to order dolls? or even onaholes? Although dolls seem to be the trickier one as places like catdoll and such seem to only ship to US not Mexico. I'd be willing to even pay an extra 2000-4000mxn ($100-200 usd) if the hassle was done for me and the doll just appeared and the money magically disappeared from my bank account.

Is catdoll even legal in the US?

>>21226886

Yes a bunch of anons in the /b/ threads have 1-4 catdolls each and they're all from the states. God I want a catdoll so badly but I don't have the living situation to justify it (my work means I move every 2-3 months and I am *not* taking a catdoll through airport security). If I lived in one place I'd probably buy like 2-3 of them and a tonne of clothes to dress them up without a second thought. Maybe some jsuntech dolls too like their 100cm and 65cm one, could dress the 65cm one up like a fairy.

>>21226896
bullshit there's no way that's legal in the states

>>21226913
florida, kansas and another state made them illegal but the country side ban law failed hard

im gonna be real with you chief fuck cat doll. this is absolutely the one im thinking about buying.

https://reallovesexdolls.com/4ft7-140cm-d-cup-mandy/

>>21226921
>>21226913

They're not illegal yet and it's only Florida. The US one got struck down as unconstitutional, for obvious reasons.

>>21226930
>d-cup

>>21226953
> 4 ft 7 short stack school girl look
>delicious brown skin
whats not to love

>>21226961

or you could have 3'6"

>>21226967
>those fat disgusting hands on such a small body
gross

>>21226972

you made her a sad doll

Does the spdx still come with malfunctions regularly? All of the information I can find about that was from like 2017 aside from what that one anon this thread mentioned warning people.

>>21226961
I love my 4'2" doll here for doggy style
>my cock does not line up while its bent over
>have to lift it up by the hip
>i angle its feet down
>dangle gets me harder

>>21225948
Why not? Panties add a lot to the experience.

>>21227062
It's worth it Anon, just check return/replace policies.

>>21226886
Yes they are legal, do not search the archives. Also please post in thread when you're about to purchase one.

Any thoughts on this order

>>21227583

Also the Puni Ana DX Hard is my first hip hole, how do I use this thing? Can I use it sitting on a chair?

>>21197848
There is KINOKO MUSUME that is like penetrating a huge futa cock, it's pretty soft tho so maybe not what you want.
Also super hot with its own brand of cum textured lube.

>>21225109
>Doesn't your dick still leak cum after jizzing? I can't imagine how you'd totally clean up in that short of a time.

It's not any different than pissing. Maybe you push it out by running your finger up your urethra if you really wanna be sure. Do you drench your undies in piss everytime you finish using a toilet? You should see a doctor if that's the case. Worst you should get is a smidge beading at the tip, the last tiny little bit of whatever dribbling out after going flaccid. Nah, cleanup is in seconds because no lube, I'm uncut. Stuff dry dick back in pants, done.

With my hole I gotta spend a couple minutes grabbing everything and laying it out, then after finishing I'm vulnerable at the sink for a few minutes cleaning up. Then the hole's gotta sit out for a bit to dry, although it can be hidden in my desk drawer or something while doing so. It's like a two-minute job versus a ten-minute job and, frankly, I'm too lazy to go grab a hole when I'm spending thrice as long cleaning up than using it anyway. The holes are for latenight sessions when I have time to indulge myself for an hour or two, not when roomie makes a 15-minute run to the grocery on Saturday afternoon.

I don't know why I felt the need to write a fucking dissertation but by golly I already typed it, it's getting posted like this.

I used to have this issue where when I would cum, after I initial "burst" extra cum would slowly ooze out. It was very stretchy and thick.
Idk what the issue was but I suspect it had something to do with not being hydrated enough.
Don't think I've had such issue lately.

>>21226159
>>21226713
Powdering isn't required, you just do it when the material starts feeling too sticky for you to handle comfortably and/or too much of a dirt and oil magnet. The only required cleanup is fully rinsing your spunk out and getting the insides as dry as possible.

>>21226480
I just dip my (FULLY DRY) fingers in the tub of corn starch and dab a little bit on at a time all the way around. Rub it around until all the sticky spots are gone.

>>21227583
I really don't think you need four full-size bottles of lube, plus the complementary one.

woah hold up

how does amazon.jp ordering work? so if i want to order an onahole from us on amazon.jp, i just put in my information and they'll send it out to one of the us couriers? is it that simple anons?

>>21217896
Update on this. The ona is scheduled to arrive any hour now but the lube has had some sort of delay. "On the way but may be late". Fucking Amazon

>>21227899
Yes?
Jesus have you yanks never ordered anyhting from overseas

>>21225885
>corn starch
Why?

>>21226886
Greetings hanny.

>>21227985
i do order from otona.jp and other stores but I never really tried out Amazon.jp because i heard some items arent deliverable outside Japan, add to the fact that these are toys, i presumed it would be a complicated process so i decided not to order toys on Amazon.jp

Guess I'll try it out today

I always find it funny that Lolinco is top 20 in Amazon Canada's topsellers for masturbators. Rank 17 right now.

>>21226896
I've been using thebararchive to look at a lot of those threads, but the search has been down for like a week.

>>21228707

they're too irresistible

>>21228240
If it doesn't deliver to your location it'll tell you while you're at the item page or will tell you before you can even check out. Otherwise amazon.jp is just as easy as anywhere else.

>>21226876
Tacobro here, I ordered using NLS when it was alive and just ordered another two onas using amazon. I think you won't have any issues with onas but I haven't ordered dolls so I cannot comment on that. Just be careful that when ordering most of the time it is going to be delivered by mexpost and, they are fucking retarded. If you can pay DHL or fedex do it. If not you can just use mexpost, but probably it will take a little bit longer than usual and you might have to go pick it up at their offices.

>>21228966

Did you have to pay much in the way of international shipping, import fees, etc? Wondering if it'd be worth it to pay 400mxn just for the convenience of mercadolibre...

>>21228999
When you order using amazon you have the option for free shipment. I did that last time and my package got delivered into another house and an old lady and two kids saw the package. Had to go the the post office so they could get it back and bring it to me. Called the postman a retarded nigger and moved on with my day. Usually sites will tell you how much they are going to charge for that, but yeah, some of them have free shipping. I wasn't aware that mercadolibre sold onas tho

>>21221154
>got 35 downloads left
>Mega is so fucking fast that it as good as kills the rest of the internet in my house
>no surprise, our internet is shit
>family member who sits on his ass all day with the TV on all day has somehow noticed the internet going slow (he's one of those bastards that turns the TV volume up so fucking loud that I can hear it from the other side of the house, but still spends all of his time on his phone)
>he's already turned the internet off once, without warning
>gotta do like 30 minutes worth of downloads without anyone noticing the internet being shit
>woman of the house has just come in and turned another internet TV thing on
On second thoughts, I'm never going to get a chance to actually use any erotic hypnosis mp3s, am I? I can't even download them in peace.

Anyone here with a relationship with their parents open enough to tell them they have no interest in 3d?