/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>21302919
maids are olev.

OrnaBug
OrnaBug

don't you hate it when elves barge into random peoples homes and smash pots for money, poor jinn

which volume had the best species? volume 1, volume 2, or volume 3 (so far)

https://exhentai.org/g/1401225/7edb7f0e12/

Slime Queens are the best! They can be whatever girl you want!

Think carefully and pick two. Forever.

what's the closest thing to a sponge monster girl, i want to draw a small comic strip parody of a scene from spongebob

>>21302919
Be careful when hiking in Zipangu.

>>21302966
Everyone here has seen SpongeBob. We'll recognize the reference from the dialogue alone.

>>21302962
So many good options. I'd go with the honeybee if it meant that I could turn her into a queen honeybee and start a big, beautiful hive with her, but then I really wouldn't be able to have a second wive or treat her properly.

I think I'll go with the centaur and the lamia. Though, we're gonna need to get that tail of hers a bit longer and thiccer. I like my lamias with very long and thicc tails.

>>21302944
i wanna smash a jinn's jar

The only thing worse than a writer who can't accept criticism, is a writer who can't accept criticism but begs people to criticize them anyway.

Imagine a succubus making a virtual youtuber.

>>21303053
Sounds familar.

>>21302956
Gen1

What would a Gargoyle onee-san be like?

>>21303003
Is that a problem?

>>21302962
I’ll take the lamia with either the dragon or the centaur.

>>21302919
What are some effective equipment against monster girls, including non-lethal?

>Lemon juice drives off monsters with sensitive smell, especially felines.

>Vampires like to count. have something that is easy to see and scatter, even coins if you're willing to part with them, to distract vampires. They can still do other things while counting except leave, so it's best to just escape rather than hope she's distracted enough to take down.

>Holy water is just generally useful. It's gotten really cheap lately thanks to the Chief God getting desperate. Sprinkle it on food to detect if it's been drugged.

>Wearing an eyepatch can be useful not only for on-demand nightvision (at the cost of depth perception), but also reducing the effects of hypnosis, though not by much unless your corpus callosum is somehow severed.

>Even weak cryomancy is useful against reptilian monsters that like to grapple like lamias. Chilling yourself is not fun, but it's even less fun for anything that coils around you.

https://twitter.com/shykactus/status/1125562395743666184?s=21

Couple comms of the wives got finished today!

>>21303104
Just because you didn't get your precious "yous" last thread doesn't mean you have to post the exact same thing again.

>>21303112
Nice mice anon, nice mice.

>>21303053
Imagine a succubus licking your ear and whispering lewd things into it

>>21302962
Doll and lamia

>>21303119
>whispering lewd things into it
like what?

>>21303130
That's up to you. She'll cast a spell to read all your desires, kinks, and fetishes and plan her words accordingly

>>21303104
>use cryomancy on self as a last-ditch effort to escape a shirohebi
>she gasps in horror
>"Oh no, you're so cold! You'll freeze without me!"
>just gets her even clingier and more protective

i hate snakes!

>>21303204
But they like you.

>>21303204
>Lilim pairs anon up with a snek solely because he hates sneks
Congrats on the new lamia waifu!

>>21303218
>Lilim pairing men up with their fears
Horrible monster!

>>21303232
the only way to overcome your fear is to dick it

>>21303232
I feel like lilims would do this constantly. Like it's some demonic trait of theirs that was retained that involves them giving a human a bad deal, so it manifests itself be purposely pinning men with girls that incite their fears or hatred.

>>21303112
I want to fuck your wife in the ass

>>21303232
And if my fear is to die alone and childless

>>21303232
>Pretend I'm afraid of eldritch slimes
>Lilim pairs me up with Shoggoth
Guys I think I found a way to cheat the system

>>21303251
I hate spiders and I absolutely refuse to fuck one.

>>21303266
>Thinking you can outsmart a lilim
Oh, you poor, poor fool.

>>21303258
>Man hates women
>Has to constantly deal with monster girls trying to take him as their husband
>Ends up with a Nurarihyon
Fund it, write it and make a feature length movie about it

>>21303272
fear will turn them on more, anon

>>21303280
What monster would want to marry an incel loser?

>>21303319
lowest tier monsters like honey bees, slimes, goblins, and werewolves.

>>21303104
Just cast a spell that makes you look like a monster while retaining your masculine characteristics. They'll either be too confused to attack you or outright ignore you to cuck you for human men.

>>21303319
What monster would marry a wizard?

>>21303319
>>21303340
>Implying undead dragons wouldn't see a little of themselves in an incel and make it their unlife goal to save him from the fate they suffered in life

>>21303347
Doesn't work when they can always detect your spirit energy.

>>21303350
magic-user monsters like dark mages, witches, and liches. they got that nerd factor in them so they understand your in-common hobbies

>>21303360
Nice. We can do nerdy stuff while practicing wizardry.

>>21303356
Then learn how to shapeshift your dick away or keep it in a pocket dimension.

>>21303104
I like to think that rather than burning them, holy water just saps the strength of monsters, making even the buffest Demon too weak to stand.

Not pictured: The gigantic, razor sharp claws hidden in those paws.

How can I earn a dragon's love?

>>21303436
Fuck off

>>21303350
Familiars and imps

>>21303445
Seething Yeti.

>>21302956
Volume 2 has almost all of my favourite girls, for some reason my favourite type of mge species has turned out to be sexy cosplay-tier that's even sexier as a young pear shaped loli.

>>21303360
I want a dark mage to tease me and called me wizard-kun. Fucking love those magic onee-chan ~ara ara~ types that treat you like a kid even if you taller than her.

I wish troll wife would grope my ass

>>21303350
If you become a wizard and summon a demon to be your wife, will you lose your powers?

>>21303495
You just change your title to Warlock.

>>21302962
Centaur and Bee are best.

>>21303504
Remember to properly do your summons.
Failed containment, inability to summon, and incorrect bodytypes are common occurrences when you do it wrong.

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, please remember to take care when dealing with honey bee nobility.
Yes, it may sound silly but a bumble knight is nothing to trifle with.

>>21303495
No, you just become a Chaos Wizard.

>>21303504
Garbage art

>>21303524
>summon what you hope is a curvy succubus bombshell
>turns out it's an extremely flat, lanky demon because all of your symbols are wrong
>she happy hug/cries because she thought it was on purpose and you summoned her specifically

>>21303555
It's fine, her body will fill out later.

>>21303555
Tallflats are cute! CUTE!

>>21303555
See, now you have to take summoning responsibility

>>21303504
>and then anon got mating pressed by a succubus

>>21303552
fuck off

>>21303574
Is that honestly all you ever post?

>>21303574
He's fucking right though, other garbage artists get called out for making shit so there's no reason why latenight should be the exception.

>>21303552
>>21303580
>>21303592
Latenight is an institution in /mgt/.

>>21303002
Ice monsters are for dominating with the assistance of a Lava Golem.

The butt blasted native loves to shit on Latenight, don't give him the satisfaction.

>>21303598
Making meme drawings doesn't automatically make them quality. Some of you retards are too easily pleased.

>>21303598
It's always fun to watch that guy seethe over it though.

>>21303592
>>21303604
Stay mad shitposting faggot. Go back to spamming giantess shit, you're easier to filter then.

>>21303565
>lanky demon modelling all sorts of seductive wear in the mirror
>they're too short for her legs and tummy, but in a more awkward than sexy way
>always extremely loose in the chest and hips
>still sheepishly tries as hard as she can to look good in them and not just rely on comfy skirts, pants and sweaters

>>21303436
Roboyeti is dangerous
https://i.imgur.com/AoM6TTO.png

>>21303607
>Only one poster thinks latenight is low quality
I don't care how often you repeat the mantra that he's a "treasure", his drawings are always shitty meme posts.

>>21302962
Snek cause snek

Birb cause she's a teacher

>>21303621
Absolutely roiling.

>>21303621
If only you could be so rabid against the lilim doodles as well.

>>21303436
I can't stop imagining you as Peter Parker's boss, constantly slamming his desk and yelling "Those Yetis are a menace!"

>>21303646
Go away, /co/ vermin.

>>21303640
I've never noticed those, but they have to be of higher quality than shitenight

>>21303640
This. There's plenty of less skilled artists who post here and yet he chooses the most popular thread drawfag. Glaringly obvious as usual.

>>21303651
If he was /co/ he'd know JJJ's name

What's with all the shitposters all of a sudden?

>>21303652
Stay in your 2hu threads, assfaggot.

>>21303646
One day he'll show everyone for the menace that they truly are!
Just you wait!

>>21303662
You know who is back for his daily dose of self-inflicted agony.

>>21303646
More like an assravaged Ice Queen.

Gentlemen.
Shortstack halfling housemaids.

>>21303683
Why would she single out the Yetis?

>>21303703
Because she wants to hug a man but the Ice Queen is too cold.

>>21303698
Shortstack sandworms!

>>21303709
....Are they WIDE

>>21303698
how much do they cost? they have small stomachs to fill so i figure they're potentially cheap unless they have shonen protagonist stomachs.

What monster girl will have really hot sex with me where she let's me stick my penis in her vagina and then she lets me stick my penis in her butt and then she lets me stick my penis in her mouth and then I cum all over her tits and we have lots and lots of super steamy sex for years before eventually she begins to get tired of me and she starts to look for ways to spice up our love life and we try out watersports, enema play, pegging, BDSM, petplay, cosplay, and much more and that keeps our rocky relationship afloat a while longer but it is only delaying the inevitable seperation and we both know it but are both afraid of letting go and so we remain in an increasingly toxic relationship where both parties are increasingly sick of it but then one day she brings home a big fat orc dude and she lets him fuck her while I watch and then I realize how hot cuckoldry is and I jack off while she takes his huge, girthy, veiny, green, smegma-crusted, nasty, repulsive, massive cock that is super smelly (and also the orc is nasty and dumb and savage too) and then I cum and then I get hard instantly because I am so aroused by the sight of my wife being plowed in such a bestial manner as she moans about how I could never satisfy her like this and how she needs a real man to pleasure her and then the orc cums inside of her relentlessly until she is inflated like a water balloon with his nasty orc cum and then the orc leaves but from then on my wife brings home a new bull everyday who fucks her while I do nothing but watch and jerk off and she always degrades me by telling me how my tiny pathetic shrimpcock could never compare to the giant nasty cocks that she loves and eventually she leaves me for this one dude named Tyrone because his big black cock is so good and I am heartbroken and I visit her to try and get her back and she tells me to fuck off but then Tyrone grabs me and impales me on his massive dick and the pleasure is so great that I Alp on the spot and become another one of his breeding sows that he inflates with gallons of his thick, creamy, cum everyday until he gets tired of my crusty old stretched out vagina and he dumps me on the streets and from then on I am homeless and I decide to make some cash by becoming a prostitute but the only dudes that will fuck me are nasty fat old bald guys who happen to have giant dicks and eventually I am reduced to a cheap whore who needs the money to pay for my crack addiction which I developed and eventually I get raped and killed by some dude in an alleyway and nobody cares about my death?

>>21303725
Just a warm home...and all the cooking supplies you can get them.
After a long day of housework, they love nothing more than a good meal.

Anons, don't bite.

tl;dr bait harder

>>21303752
>>21303754
>>21303760
>acknowledging it
Retards.

>>21303698
Draphs would make for excellent monster maids

>>21303779
Anything soft and welcoming would be.

>>21303651
I pretty much stick only to /jp/, and even then I'd be hard-pressed to call /co/ vermin by comparison.

>>21303781
Even a Dorome?

>>21303742
It's original.
Good on you for being you, I guess.

>>21303788
Yes she would be.
She can keep her mud attached.

>>21303742
Not gonna lie bros, I came 20 times while reading this

>>21303724
About 10’ across at least.

I am kind of worried how much KC makes a point of how Ocelomeh (both in profile and out) have "slender" and "lithe" bodies. Does that mean they cant get muscular? Because I would love a tall Jinko level or above muscled Ocelomeh wife.

>>21303811
Mammy bammy means that, yes, they can get that way, along with having normal variations in body types.

Lithe is probably the standard type with the rest varying.

>delete people replying to the shitpost
>don't actually delete the shitpost
Based incompetent moderation.

What's the most powerful spell your waifu can cast?
my waifu's most powerful spell is a spell that rearranges her body to look like any monster or a fusion of certain monsters with actual working body parts for species-exclusive abilites. and no, she's not a doppelganger, cuz if she was, she'd be forced to stick with one monster based on my biggest preferences. i like to be surprised and have a consonantly changing taste

>>21303833
She kills shitposters just by thinking about it. And shitty jannies too.

>>21303833
Meteor. She likes the classics.

>>21303833
Only standard cheshire teleports and invisibility.
She's kinda miffed about it but the arcane stuff doesn't really make sense to her.

>>21303822
If you get a standard Ocelomeh, can you still fuck her into making her buff?

>>21303833
As far as spells with her innate magical ability, she can really only manage basic polymorphing to switch between her normal appearance to a fully human one. She's a skilled scientist and alchemist though, so if she has the power supplies and the ingredients she can do some neat stuff.

>>21303851
Yes.
That's base MGE bonus.

She' be big and bulky in no time.

>>21303823
Please understand, keeping the advertisers happy takes precedence over minor things like thread quality

>>21303833
She's more skilled in weapons than magic so probably not anything impressive

I imagine there comes a point where Ocelomeh husbands are so used to get ravished that they get a bonet just by seeing her hold her weapon.

>>21303880
What if I try to take control and rape her back?

>>21303880
Honestly, I think I'd have trouble not getting a boner whenever my waifu does anything. Since a waifu is the ultimate perfect partner in sex and all other things, I'd have a hard time believing anyone who says otherwise. And that's not even taking mamono mana into account.

>>21303709
We can take it even further! Shortstack sandworms with massive shells to make up for their shortstack main body.

>>21303894
I'm a fan of the Vixen Insignia for much this reason.
Amplification of their subtle appeal.

>>21303742
Finally, some quality new content!

SOON

>>21303932
>3DPD trash

>>21303932
Epic meme! Upvote!

>>21303940
this looks like a tasty snack

>>21303940
Koonnn~

>>21303957
Shh, you'll spook them.

>>21303962
What happens to a fox after she gets caught?

>>21303965
Knowing the people in this thread, mofulesting.

>>21303833
Flying at incredible speeds, summoning gusts of wind, firing phantom feathers as a means of attack and to be stylish. Other spells if she prepares herself.

>>21303940
Ebin le meme my le dude! I le tip my le fedora to le you! Have this le upvote my good le sir!

>>21303965
See >>21303971

>>21303811
They're catlike because they are cats.
Unlike dogs, which of course are doglike.

>>21303972
That sure sounds familiar.

>>21303965
https://imgur.com/2fLEWfL

>>21303982
Show us your eggchute.

>>21303982
Yes, but she's cuter then Aya.

What would be worse to sit across from
>A table of succubi who laugh and giggle while sometimes looking over at you
or
>A table of ratatoskr who whisper to each other while staring at you

>>21304010
The tree rats. A man needs his privacy.

>>21304010
Both. I'd get really shy with either.

>>21304010
Eat your food and don't be weird.

>>21303982
Oh, scary scary

>>21303995
>Blink and you'll miss it.

>>21304010
>Eating in public

>>21304045
This. Eating while parked in the car is top comfy.

>>21304010
a table of baphomets staring at me in disgust after i blasted jello out of my nose by accident because momonika wants to say some funny shit

What monster girl is epic?

>>21304060
Your mom.
At least her size is epic.

>>21304010
Seek safety in the arms of the bullied nerd table. Queen Oomukade, right hand Nightmares or Doppelgangers, a Nerd Bird obsessed with tabletop games and a clumsy Ochimusha who got booted out of both the kendo and fencing clubs.

>>21304060
what kind of epic are we talking here? rawr ermergerd XD or full-blown powerful battle opera?

>>21304059
I feel like eating at a restaurant where there's a table full of baphomets would be an awful experience. Considering their effective celebrity status there must be tons of little girls around trying to get even a glimpse of their heroes.

>>21304072
Just eat at a place without a kid's menu.

>>21304060
Phantom.

>>21304079
Do you think all the Baphos would order off the kids menu? I feel like at least a few of them are too refined and powerful for such fare I mean, they are technically adults after all.

>>21304069
"Epic" as in "epic gamer moments"

Imagine a vast open prairie with a small humble farm with some nice holsts/minos. Now that is perfection

What monster girl would be most likely to eat off your plate? My guess are liches since they're too cool to order food stating they have no need for it or it'd just interrupt their studies and then regretting that when they see your food

>>21304101
Liches also have no sense of personal space. She sits in your lap and when you bring your fork to your mouth she intercepts it.

>>21304101
Big raucous red Oni

>>21304101
Any girl who tries to eat off my plate uninvited is getting a slap.

>Hey, that thing is pretty big.

Most underrated snek.

>>21304087
I have a Bapho OC___ that I just assume eats raw meat.

This is based on the profile stating they prefer "the flesh of beasts"

>>21304087
They have a need to be as cute and childish as they can but if they don't care they just eat whatever they want. You can only have grilled cheese so many times.

>>21304101
Kobold.

>>21304134
Quit posting this garbage

I want to get arrested by Officer Bapho-chan and have her send me to cunny jail!

>>21304100
add some orcs, cockatrices, centaurs, were-sheep, a guard kobold, the wandering stray were-cat, and boom, a life that would make any farming sabbath witch jealous

>>21304158
>get arrested for *asexual* harassment towards an interested little girl

>>21304079
But then what is Titania-chan supposed to eat?

>>21304180
This bowl of warm, white "soup"

>>21304100
Can I buy a holst? I wanna start my own farm
>>21304162
>Orcs who mud wrestle everyday as exercise and are always asking you to join them both in the mud and the bathes afterwards
>Hard working centaurs who never got a day off in their life before, maybe you can help them relax
>Cockatrices making sure everyone is awake early in the morning and more importantly making sure everyone gets a good breakfast
>Were-sheep sleepily lazing around the farm, the centaurs make sure to steer clear of them as all attempts to get them to work has failed
>Kobold guard taking her job way to seriously, even threatening to arrest people who just walk by the farm
>Stray were-cat that tries to act aloof and bullies the large mice, but deep down cares and even helps out sometimes
Sounds like a dream come true

>>21304010
One of those ratas is my future wife, so I don't mind! It's like in spy movies where they're gathering information!

>>21304203
The famous Holstaur Bakery!

>>21304189
>Watching your titania eating your cum soup.
>Obviously find it amazing as she quickly spoons it to her mouth.
>eventually she puts down the spoon.
>Then she picks up the bowl and starts to full on drinking the soup.
>Some of it starts to spill on to the sides of her mouth and down to her massive breasts.
>Finishing it, she puts the bowl happily and looks at you with lust in her eyes.
>She then asks "May I have some more"

>>21304218
She's going to be a great Fairy Queen some day!

>tfw no athletic Sabbath
>tfw mo lewd little gymnast or ballerina or sporty or workout or gym uniform lolis
Why KC, why?

>>21304227
KC just used what are the biggest and most influential sabbaths. There exists tons of other sabbaths that aren't as important.

>>21304101
What kind of girl would be most likely to eat off you like a plate?

>>21304227
Oh fuck. I've always liked sweaty, flexible lolis in cute uniforms but a while Sabbath full of them? I'd die.

>>21304112
>Give me the biggest Dick you’ve got
>that’s too big

>>21304087
Children’s menus shouldn’t exist. Smaller portions, definitely, but all it does is ruin a child’s palate for later in life.

>>21304231
Any monstergirl will. Especially if you ever accidentally get your on cum on your body.

>>21304218
I wonder how many bowls she'll eat before she's full

>>21304112
i'd touch this fox

>>21304242
Going out to eat should be a special treat anon, if you'd eat out enough for it to seriously affect your daughter's palate then you should learn to cook and teach your daughteru to as well. Home-cooked meals are much more wholesome and cooking together is a fantastic bonding experience.

>>21304227
swim team captain sahu!

>>21304220
The best and its all thanks to her healty diet!

>>21304250
So much that she is probably just gonna start getting it from the tap instead of putting it in a bowl first.

>>21304203
>tiny kobold bark is too high and cute to be intimidating, so she literally says the word "woof" in as deep a voice she can muster

>>21304260
Oh shame on me, I forgot about swimming lolis.
I need.

>>21304231
>Danuki business women who just got off work
>Has to go to bar with boss
>You're working there as a busboy cleaning tables and washing plates
>Boss greets danukis who just entered as regulars and gets them the expensive stuff
>They talk a bit in hush tones while looking at you
>Boss calls you over and takes you to a private booth
>Tells you to undress and lay down
>It's your first job so you listen and do as she says
>Suddenly the cute kitsune waitress with a plate of sushi enters with the danukis following after
>Red faced the kitsune lays sushi on your body as the danukis watch eagerly
>When she's the danukis shoo her out and begin eating the sushi off of you

>>21304266
If even one of them make a sushi roll dick joke, I’m leaving. Shrimp jokes are hurtful, but accurate

>>21304273
>not wanting them to deepthroat your fatty tuna sushi burrito

>>21304266
one of them pulls out a small vial of magical oil that makes you cum extra and proceeds to make you ejaculate all over the food then demands you come home with her tonight to pay for the oil she used

>>21304266
What monster girl boos is better? Demon, Danuki, Anubis or some other?

>>21304367
>What monster girl boos is better?
I hear the vintage Phantom is lovely this year.

>>21304367
Wisp boos in the hopes it stops his heart!

>>21304385
>>21304367
Well I guess I deserve that one for not checking my spelling.
I of course meant boss.

>>21304385
>>21304393
I always like the "normal game but with MGE monster girls" idea.
Who would be king/queen boo?

Do you think lewd-pure angels use cheesy pick-up lines like "I've fallen for you?" Do you think the really nervous ones say something like "Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven? Because I'm an angel- Ah, wait, I-I messed up! You're an angel!

>>21304412
I hope eros angels do it. I want them to be the lewdest cute shy nerd girls ever.

>>21304404
Phantom that looks exactly like booette.

>>21304396
Demon boss who is kind of a legitimate hardass when it comes to things that matter but otherwise very understanding. Also a touchy-feely drunk who will fall asleep on your shoulder, and just before passing out for the night sheepishly asks you if she's a good boss or not, and whether you like her.

I wanna hear an mg say stupid hentai lines like "I'm cumming from my ass".

>>21304422
>they are your stereotypical shy nerd girl with the thick glasses, nervous stuttering and getting most of her relationship knowledge from questionable books and magazines
>but because they are blessed by Eros, they still have sexy bombshell bodies that would make you pop a boner just from looking in their general direction

>>21304227
Does this pass as sportswear?

>>21304444
Yes fucking please. I could also see this nerd cupid/houri/the rank above also writting thinly veiled fanficition about her and her crush.

I want to see more harems made out of corrupted girls

>>21304504
With a kikimora convincing her master to go out and seduce and corrupt woman because it's his birthright.

>>21304515
Sounds more like a shog thing to do. Are you 100% sure you have a kiki maid?

>>21304520
She's got black Sclera but she's a kiki alright,

>>21304527
>black sclera "evil" kiki
>pink sclera "pure" shog

>>21304515
Does she occasionally kidnap women when she feels he isn't being proactive enough?

>>21304504
I want a girl corrupted into a Gremlin!

>>21304546
Getting the law involved is fat too risky. She'd find a woman she thinks is right for you and convince them to visit you and make sure they stay.

>>21304570
So kidnap a cop and corrupt the law to your side.

>>21303613
reward her hard work by calling her beautiful as you stare into her eyes while filling her womb.

>>21304602
The law is already compromised.

>>21304617
Officer Hound! Ready to take a bite out of crime!

>>21304617
I hear if you yell police brutality when being arrested by an MG you'll get a much easier sentencing.

>>21304474
Spats are life!

That reminds me, I should put spats on my rata waifu

>>21304602
>>21304617
>>21304646
Brings a whole new meaning to the term "corrupt cop."

>>21304658
Officer Anubis keeps an eye out for that Anon kid, makes sure he doesn't get into trouble with the wrong crowd.

>>21304658
>corrput an adorable kobold meter-maid into still an adorable kobold meter-maid but one with a lot more self confidence

>>21304658
I really want to mess with an anubis cop

>>21304684
You know she'll just do some judo throw and hold you down with her big fluffy paws while cuffing you.

I'm goin to cum on my cute waifu's horns.

>>21303742
>mamono
>fucking Orcs
Нигга, ты гей

What do you think a date with Shirokuto would be like?

>>21303742
You lost me at Tyrone alping you. Also,
>Not setting up an agreement with her in which she sends you porn of her cheating on you to make you even more jealous
>Not making money on the side before then by whoring her out as a pornstar
Your heart's in the right place, but you gotta put more effort into your fantasies.

>Encouraging shitposting
I guess the weekend is going to last a few more days.

>>21304903
She'll definitely like it

>>21304964
I bet she'd like it better if you cum in her mouth

I would be funny if salamanders were there armour under their nomral clothes and then they strip ad the first sign of a battle

>>21304972
Wouldn't they look ridiculously bulky then?

>>21305002
Armour can be really form fitting
or alternativly, it she could just wear long jackets/jumpers that hide the form more than people think.

>Holstaur gets visibly upset when you throw away grass clippings after mowing

>>21305045
If my holstaur wants to chew grass then shes getting the best. Not the garbage thats been stepped on.

>>21304972
Imagine one stripping to fight you and then you deny her and run away. Poor girl will be going arpund in her bikini armor.

>>21304972
I would like to see her do the yakuza thing and jjust rip it all off in one go

>>21305097
I'm going to charge her with a baseball bat while riding a bike in the sewers!

I've been watching funny seal videos and want a Selkie now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PL9iMPx9CpQ

>>21304529
All Shoggys are pure. It's a distinction of their species.

>>21305342
Not even a Wurm would believe you.

>>21305390
Wurms are fedora-tipping skeptics and don't get Christmas presents.

>>21305123
If she wants to seal the deal with me, that selkie better want daughterus

>>21305397
Charon!

>>21305390
>They prioritize the living comfort of their masters above all else, and the way they quietly serve makes them truly ideal servants. They even give off a vibe of purity, which is unmonsterlike

>>21305438
I've awakened a new persona!

>>21305482
Something tells me this is an edit

>>21305494
Gee, whatever gave you that idea?

>>21305502
The hearts. Snek nipples don't look like that.

>>21304520
>>21304515
That sounds more like a Smoke Hobo

>>21304648
>that gun
Not gonna lie, I would an Inkling or an Octoling

>>21304924
Who?

>>21305511
It's hotter with something seen as more obedient , like a kikimora.

>>21305449
>Hubby, why do you always say that when I walk in?

>>21305482
Even if it's an edit it's nice to see more pregnant monster girl stuff.

>>21305502
You can tell by the pixels. I’ve seen a few good ‘shops in my time.

>>21305536
Lurk more, newfriend.

>>21305557
I'll have one of them Grelias.

>>21305557
I would like to order a Marune body in ropurotto style.

>>21304924
lmao what date, she would rather find the solution to the equation for casting infinite ammo or noclip than to waste her time not doing that. plus i doubt she has a soul

>>21305597
She has a soul, and will be the one to fill it with LIIIIGHT!

I wanna molest the underside of a sahu tail

>>21305557
I wanna form a harem with Bapho-chan, Kuroferuru, and Ropurotto!

Are you depressed?

>>21305712
No, I'm extremely horny right now.

>>21305712
Same as the other guy, way too horny to think about those things. Baphos on the mind.

>>21305712
Kinda, not to the point where I'm unable to function as a human, but I feel the internal void 24/7.

>>21305712
No I'm feeling bloated and lazy.

>>21305712
Only because I don't have a sahu to offer me fish dinner and marriage

>>21305742
>Flat Fish marriage proposals involve them bringing in and offering the biggest fish they can to the man they love

>spray pesticide around the house to keep the bugs out
>portals happen
>entire neighborhood gets demon-nuked
>still no bugs in the house, but now they just wait outside for you instead
>you will eventually have to fight your way out of the neighborhood for food
It's never too late to invest in a full suit of armor!

>>21305712
i'm depressed when i'm not doing a good job at drawing art

>>21305757
>Anon is relaxing on the beach
>suddenly, a sahuagin washes up on the shore, followed by a dead demon realm megalodon
>She stands up, grabs it by the tail, and drags it on the beach
>Then looks up to Anon with expectant eyes, waiting for him to take a bite

>>21304100
>vast open prairie
I need trees around me. Otherwise, I agree.

>>21304203
>buy a holst
You don't buy people, anon.

>>21305795
Such a good hunter

>>21305795
gonna grill it

Imagine the industrial era/industrial revolution but with MGE Monstergirls and MGE logic. Especially with all that pollution associated with the Industrial Era.

Imagine, an industrial waste slime? It would be a Nurgle level abomination!
A sentient bunch of toxins that just wants to hug you. A slime girl made from factory sludge or cartoon toxic waste from metal Barrels.

>>21305776
>pesticide
I just use balls of penut butter and boric acid

Which monster girl do you want to fuck the most right now? No strings attached, just fuck.

>>21305916
manticore

>>21305903
So a female version of this?
https://youtu.be/pVzYS3Ga_j8

>>21305916
Holstaur, I just masturbated to big ass titties.

>>21304924
>Come back to me when you're 100 years older

>>21305874
>Flat fish drooling as Anon grills the fish
Best if she’s still got a stoic expression

This thread needs more gremlins.

>>21305916
Right now, I'd wreck a Pharaoh.

>>21305916
>No strings attached, just fuck.
Who do you think I am?

>>21305654
She's really cute. I'd love to squeeze her tummy and grope her slender butt through the spats!

>>21302962
god i miss that VN

>>21306032
Translation never

>>21305916
I really want to dominate an Anubis today.
>>21305992
There's just something about brown girls.

>>21305925
Uh dude. Might I ask why you linked me China's National Anthem?

>>21306064
I'm not gonna lie that joke has soared over my head

>>21306004
>>21305998
>>21305989
I'd only want a Gremlin if I had an Automaton, and then again only if they had tendency to molest each other to establish dominance.
I'd like to tinker on the Automaton with the Gremlin, and temporarily turn her into a crazed sex bot. I'd also like to team up with the Automaton, to trap the Gremlin in a Automaton based sex machine.

Will there be other foxes besides Youko and Inari? What about fennecs, red foxes, arctic foxes, or domestic Siberian silver foxes?

>>21306089
Undead fox, Chaos fox, Desert Fox, Arctic Fox, Eros Fox.

>>21305557
>meme goats

>>21305916
Right now? A succubus with gigantic breasts. They aren't my waifu, but a demon girl with breasts bigger than my head never fails to turn me on.

>>21305712
No and I’m annoyed that it seems like everyone else on the internet is. Fuck off with that DUDE DEPRESSION LMAO shit.

>>21305838
What do you call wedding rings?

wee need more weed dragons

>>21305802
What is it?

>>21305916
Lamia. If I’m lucky, her naturally clingy tendencies will mean that she becomes my wife.

>>21306133
They prefer it if you call them by their proper title: Earth Dragons

>>21306101
Fennec Fox girl when?

>>21305916
Alp of a certain character

>>21306133
dont you mean "weeb dragons"?

LEARN SOMETHING NEW TODAY!

>>21306089
Arctic fox, coyote, inugami would be good

>>21306170
No thanks, you sound like my grandma.

>>21305916
Casual sex is gross. The only being I would ever want to have sex with is my loli Night Gaunt waifu and maybe a bigamy duo with a Atlach-Nacha (I would go pretty on profile as she is my favorite body type/on profile design her has ever done). But only with us being together forever after.

>>21305712
Actually been getting better.

>>21306153
Which one?

>>21304010
>the "Says since * / 7 d*" poster on the right
Days since what? I need to know

>>21306170
I try every day.

>>21306172
I cant stand how inugamis are made

>>21306277
Definitely needs adjustment.

>>21306277
Sounds right up KDF's creepy little street.

>>21306277
Just make them undead kobolds in the vein of zombie dragons. Maybe they worked really hard in life but never got a husband of their own, so in death they're a little suspicious and emotionally hurt; but become even more loving than regular kobolds once you prove yourself trustworthy. Like adopting a stray but moreso.

>>21306170
How about I learn the taste of Ms. Haku's mouth?

>>21306170
Quantum Tunneling doesn’t imply that the particle is “burrowing” through materials. It simply refers to the fact that, if it has a certain total energy and a certain area that it can exist with a barrier of higher potential separating the area, then the probability of it existing inside that barrier is non-zero and it is possible for it to exist on either side of the barrier.

>>21306170
Does reading comics and finding out what happens next count as something new or do I have to watch videos about world history?

>>21306170
will learn many ways to cook the fish that sahu wife brings

>>21306170
The holographic principle is a possible explanation as to why objects falling into a black hole both appear to never fall into it but still personally experience the decent. The principle states that the 3D universe is actually an illusion and that its actual state is 2D, so objects falling into the hole are both smeared across its 2D event horizon but also experience the 3D fall towards its singularity.

>>21306089
>>21306101
>>21306172
Oh, and I forgot kumihos.
Don't worry, the heart-eating thing is figurative. They're still really mean, though.

>>21304010
i never understood this image, why is she angry?

>>21306277
I thought they were just ghost dogs?

>>21306170
log_10 = ln

>>21303833
>Dragons are innately magical creatures that can master a few spells as they age, using this variant.
>A young or older dragon can innately cast a number of spells equal to its Charisma modifier. Each spell can be cast once per day, requiring no material components, and the spell's level can be no higher than 1/3 the dragon's CR (rounded down). The dragon's bonus to hit with spell attacks is equal to its proficiency bonus + its Charisma bonus. The dragon's spell save DC equals 8 + its proficiency bonus + its Charisma modifier.
I have no idea what this actually means but I assume her spellcraft is greater than mine.

>>21306530
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inugami
Have fun

>>21306569
I like the idea of it being a much more malicious doggirl version of a crossroads demon. Although i would rather just have a Crossroads demon really.

>the still can't decide if neat boathouse island or comfy underwater cave with sahu

>>21306594
Boathouse island sounds comfier than some damp cave.

>>21306600
Anywhere would be great with wet flatfish butt though

Kids are so cute at that age.

>>21306644
>bootleg succubus
I wonder how a lim or a demon would react to this when someone calls her that.

>>21306644
I don't habla espanol.

>>21306316
That all sounds pretty fucked up to me anon, no thank you.

>>21306667

>>21306680
Ay dios mio!

I got another chapter of burning edge
https://pastebin.com/5xd3wgza
line 1506 PART 10

Weddings are fun
get to eat new food

>>21306316
Why do you guys hate KDF? I don't appreciate his tastes, which as far as I know are latex, BDSM, and incest, but the last one seems to be halal with this general.

>>21306734
Neat. I also said I'd get back to writing. Maybe I should actually do that.

How angry would vampire mom be when she finds out her son's been giving his blood to a vamp-mosquito?

How would you anons react to being molested and raped by a CC darkmage with wobbling tits on a train? Would you be able to beat her trump card?

>>21306747
Those are already disgusting things that he takes to extremes but there is plenty of shit he does outside this thread with his oc's that you seem to not have seen.

>>21306762
Easy, I start groping back. And when I have to get off at my stop I ask her for her number

>>21306734
Been waiting for this.

>>21306644
>>21306680
>>21306699
i hear they drink the blood of goats

>>21306750
I would be angry myself and I'm not even a vampire

>>21306774
At least at this point he keeps that shit out of these threads. Anytime something like that comes up it's people posting screenshots or links to him posting in places appropriate for his fetishes just to cause a new "we should all hate KDF" shitstorm.

>>21306793
It's being put to better use.

>>21306797
Same thing as art being found to be futa and no longer thread appropriate.

>>21306774
I guess I should be glad I haven't seen them.
Still, I'm not really into incest or lolicon. Not going to act like anyone who likes that stuff is mentally ill since it's ultimately all fantasy and cartoons, but I really like pretending it doesn't exist. Really I like pretending a lot of stuff in MGE doesn't exist, but then again I'm an anon from /tg/'s thread, so it would be unfair to this general for me to complain.

>>21306762
Grab her hands with mine and shove my head in her tits while she’s confused

>>21306762
call the police because rape's not cool, dude

>>21306762
She has no chance unless she shoves her ass in my face

>>21306774
This. I’m not the kind of guy to bring that stuff here but some of the things he’s got up to recently are pretty unbelievable.

>>21306845
>>21306774
Why care? There's no need talking about it like it's some matter of thread quality when he's aware enough to keep it well away from here. What someone does off site shouldn't really be of any concern.

>>21306762
Introduce her to the Lich wife.

>>21306860
Because in every single other instance of shit that doesn't belong here being posted it gets reported and ran off and his /d/ shit shouldn't be an exception.

>>21306880
Chill

>>21306845
nigga you can’t just say that and not at least give us a hint

>>21306891
I'd prefer if he kept that freak's disgusting content away from here.

>>21306880
Sounds like you need some time away from the thread to reflect dude.

Leave KDF alone.

>>21306907
I'm not gonna miss cute stories or new art

>>21306919
>stories
Anubis.
>art
Bookmark the gallery or better yet do your own searches too, both the thread and gallery miss most the MGE art out there.
If you take the thread so seriously that you care what someone who posts here does on other sites then a break is probably for the best. Speaking from experience here.

>>21306891
lets just say that MGs aren’t all he’s written about.

>>21306947
Oh, the fucking nerve of him! How dare he!

>>21306947
Just out with it if you're going to keep alluding to vague things in spoilers like they mean anything.

I guess we're arguing about KDF. Again...

I don't think anyone's mind is going to be changed on this topic

>>21307002
I'd rather we talk about dragons or demons or even fucking Beast's story he just posted.

>>21306998
I think he's talking about something that's banned outside of its designated board.

>>21307020
I always want to talk about demons

>>21307028
I thought everyone already knew about his mlp past?

>>21307039
>”past”

>>21307028
Really
That’s the big secret
Riddle me this: who gives a fuck

>>21307052
Everyone knows your KDFs autistic stalker already, just fucking get on with it if you’re going to drag him through the dirt again.

>>21307068
Dumb cat.

>>21307075
Don’t bait him you asshole

>>21307052
Past, present whatever. As long as it's kept in the right place I don't care and neither should you unless you have a fetish for lurking in horsefucker communities just to see if you can find someone who posts in another place you hang out.