/jp/ - Otaku Culture

i can only imagine how annoying and painful a papercut on your dick would be

haha, oh wow.

Now do one with you're penis.

>>2133429
>you're
You're fucking doing this on purpose, don't you?!

>>2133432
OH GOD

I FEEL THE PAIN ALREADY

JESUS IT FEELS SO HORRIBLE OH MY GOD

I love you, OP

>>2133439
You fucking do this on purpose, don't you?!
OR:
You're fucking doing this on purpose, aren't you?!
BUT NEVER:
You're fucking doing this on purpose, don't you?!

>>2133439
>don't you
FFFFFFF

The real question is: Does ZUN do this? I hope ZUN-sama he does. Seriously, fingering Alice would be so hot *drools*

>>2133424
Um, Anonymous-tan. I need you to take your p-penis and j-jam it into that Alice paper until you ejaculate. Then post the pictures here, so that I may, um inspect them for my research.

>>2133443
Oh Darcius, your so cool.

>>2133439
ニダ ━━━━━━<｀∀´>━━━━━━ !!

anyone else notice the chocolate coronet?

>>2133453
FINALLY, I'M GRATIFICATION!

If Alice were my gf:

1. I would take her out on walks by the ocean. We would make love under the stars, with me calling out Alice's name every time we touched.
2. We would marry in an exquisite, beautiful palace, and consummate our love the night of the wedding, bringing beauty and love to all creatures here below.
3. We would show the world how one loves, and is loved in return.
4. We would have a combined Facebook, and post our marriage pictures.
5. It would last forever.

>>2133464
Canon Alice would rather blow your face off, you weak human. How does this make you feel?

>>2133464
4. We would have a combined Facebook, and post our marriage pictures.

>>2133470
A-as long as it's w-with Alice, it's ok!

>>2133470
she can blew anything off me as long as she's real
;_;

Strangely arousing.

MOAR!

>>2133470
Feels shitty, bro

>>2133470
That's not true, she would just not talk to you at all.

>>2133446
>*drools*
Back to gaia.

>>2133439
>>2133443
Quit the Internet tough guy/grammar nazi act. Or has typos become a meme on /jp/ now?

Jesus Christ, I leave /jp/ for one day and /jp/ers our raging over the smallest things. I'm going back to the archive, we separatist prefer to take it easy. Were glad we no longer have to put up with this shit. This has been the worstest month of /jp/.

>>2133470
Canon Alice doesn't seem to be that much of a jerk.

Besides, I'm pretty good at the shootan gaems so I think she'd be alright with me.

>>2133439
1. Go to /v/
2. Rage over your and you're.
3. Find out that they are actually trolling you're ass.
4. ????
5. Profit

>>2133519
>worstest

Why don't you go back to Gaia with your cutesy ^___^ language faggot.

>>2133519
>I'm going back to the archive, we separatist prefer to take it easy.

Enjoy being four persons.

>>2133464
>every time we touch
You get this feeling? What happens every time you kiss?

>>2133548

I swear, I can fly.

>>2133545
>Why don't you go back to Gaia with your cutesy ^___^ language faggot.

Congrats in missing the other two blatantly obvious typos in that post, numbnuts.

>our
>were

>>2133547
AoRF, Eksopl, Jones, and Smash?

I may be four persons, but at least I'm good company.

>>2133615
And me.