/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Maids are olev, especially shinies.

BIG snakes

once you go meido, you'll never go afraido

Hey! Listen!

>>21443739
But I like Alfredo! Can we at least keep fettuccine?

>>21443735
big tails!

>>21443735
I agree with this statement

Is there anything more ominous than a happy Yeti?

>>21443743
>no fairy gf to ride on your shoulder and tug on your ear

How do Ice Queens survive the summer heat? Do they have their husband fetch lots of ice cream and ice baths?

Do you guys have your oc thought out?

>>21443827
You mean like waifu OC?

>>21443794
I like aggressive fairy companions that tell bitches to back off from their man. Wandering scholar's a lucky dude.

>>21443827
working on it

How do I defeat a mindflayer trying to read my mind? Do I fill my thoughts with strong emotions or do I just focus on something else like lewd thoughts?

>>21443775
A sad, crying Yeti that just saw the article about climbers dying on Everest from overcrowing and long lines

>>21443917
Overcrowding*

>>21443794
>She particularly enjoys playing with your lobe.
>Sometimes she'll hover around your ear, running her hands on it

>>21443916
think about handholding when you are close to mgs who can read your mind.

>>21443916
Think about how cute she is

>>21443916
Memes. Also, anything that gives you really, really psychotic acid nightmares.

>>21443827
I started to write out a backstory and it's outline is done. Don't know if I will finish it.

>>21443964
>*heh I bet I he thinks about lewds*
>the very moment a mindflayer touches you she starts shaking and her mouth is foaming from meme OD.

>>21443827

Not at all.

>>21443827
If a harem counts I've got backstories, heights, ages and all that thought out for them all. Names are the hard part but over half of them are named now.

>>21443916
Just play some co-op games with her you two would be perfectly in sync

>>21443827
>assuming you mean waifu
Partially? I only just got around to commissioning art of her earlier this month but I know her name, personality and basic backstory. I fantastise about living with her all the time but most of it is us just enjoying each other's company or fucking like bunnies.
When it comes to extended family I've only thought about her mother and maybe what her two sisters are like.

>>21443917
Crying because she didn't cause those deaths?

>>21443827
I'm still working on my own setting, if you mean waifu yes.

>>21444019
i've only ever thought about living an isolated life with waifu and maybe seeing other mg's in the area sometimes

what ways would drama between monster girls in high school work

>>21444110
Insulting each other's mofu

>>21444118
>Did you see that bitch becky she dyed her tail hot pink what a fuckin slut I mean really

>>21444110
cliques would pop up. Examples being the Goo Gals, Princess, Delinquents, Animals, The Maijin, and maybe a "nerd" clique.

>>21444110
>All the girls in the lamia towns are petty and jealous of each other
>They all think every other girl except them is a whore

>>21444110
I wanna see a catfight

>>21444099
Same, but I sometimes imagine her mum or sisters showing up for visits occasionally.

So who here is hype'd for burning edge's finale?

>>21444136
Just go to the jinko temple.

>>21444147
but I want to see them fight while dressed casually

>>21444172
Invite two rivals to the mall at the same time then.

>>21444174
What if they don't want to fight in front of you because they think it would make them look bad so the two of them begrudgingly go along with you to the mall

>>21443837
Yeah

>>21444205
Then you have to date two tigers.

>>21444205
That just means the need to distract you so that whenever you look away they can fight but the moment you look back they are calm and collected albeit maybe their hair is a big crazy and their clothes a tiny bit ripped

>>21444036
>my own setting
A town, kingdom or entirely new setting? I'm curious.
>>21444146
I'm pretty excited, it's rare a long story actually reaches a conclusion here and it's nice to know beast has stuck with it to the end.

>>21444146
As long as Nadia fucks Kenneth all will be good.

>>21444219
Then yes. I have thought of what i would like her to look like as well as a few scenarios for her corruption and Had some thoughts on adventures we could have.

>>21444019
Ive got name and looks generally thought out but not personality and backstory

>>21444234
Entirely "new".

>>21443718
I miss when these threads were on /a/

I want curse a rata with more mofu!

>>21444283
a curse for her is a blessing for us

>>21443827
i have 20 of them. i think i'm borderline autistic but at least i have 20 fleshed out waifus with great personalities

>>21444137
it would be a very silent gathering if hers did come

>>21444270
I don’t

>>21444313
I'm almost scared to ask but tell us anon, not asking for life story but a short greentext description would be nice

>>21444136
>lunch time almost always has 4+ cheshires teleporting around tossing insults at eachother
>the 2 jinko gangs park at tables adjacent to eachother so they can stare the other gang down the entire time
>somewhere in one of the darker school alleys or the girls bathroom 2 cait sith are having a knife fight while the werecats sit on the sidelines making bets

https://pastebin.com/DFXhrXkc
Wikifag here, I'm done. All the galleries have been reuploaded. Now I'll be updating them with this week's new images.
After that, I'll continue grabbing images from MGU for like a week or two.

>>21444333
sounds like catnip needs to be added to the mix

>>21444326
a quick rundown of all 20 of them?

>>21444335
Thanks, I'd been waiting for this to help introduce an interested friend to MGE stuff.

>>21444325
Of course you wouldn't

>>21444344
>Catnip gets thrown on them
>Cheshires are too busy rolling around in it to care about pranks or teleporting
>Jinko gangs reach uneasy alliance, that turns into easy alliance as they sit around talking about their training regimens, swapping tips about nutrition, and soon turns into talking about boys they like it turns out the leaders of each gang like the same boy so fighting is back on
>Cait siths are fighting over catnip while the cat girls watching are betting with it

>>21444270
They were much worse on /a/, early /jp/ was when all the fun times happened.

>>21444350
Give us 40 lines about your 20 girls

>>21444313
>20
I feel slightly less guilty about having 11 monster girls now.
Main thing is you're happy that way anon, don't let anyone ever let you think otherwise.

>>21444393
I feel like this could easily be a song reference.

>>21444402
I honestly don't think I could do anything but strict monogamy. I mean there is another girl I really like almost as much but I can't imagine my self with more than 1 monster. To me all sense of intimacy and romance falls apart when more then 2 people are involved.

>>21444408
Maybe it is, maybe two lines is enough to get the gist of a person. Either way, I’d like to hear what kind of variety you have, or lack there of.

Dhampir are really cute I wanna tease one by showering her a cut on my finger knowing that she wouldn't actually suck it

>>21444392
Other way around

>>21444433
I see she's graped herself...or perhaps toasted would be a better description

>>21444437
I want to bait a dhampir by acting and dressing provocatively so she eventually snaps and cant hold back her urge to rape me and drain me of blood.

What monsters give the best kisses?

Exiled Elf that forgoes magic and archery in the favor of guns, explosives, and motorcycles

>>21444465
Glacies

>>21444470
No.
One that wears heavy armor, has a great axe, and huge muscles

>>21443827
Yep, I have one cutie and I even got pictures of her.

What is a dealbreaker for you?

>>21444444
Feck

>>21444484
Loli, /ss/, incest, and mind manipulation.

>>21444484
i get put into the non-stop cock-milking rape dimension in my sleep by a rabid shoggoth

>>21444498
>Bird girls use 'Peck' as a swear word

>>21444473
How do ice girls handle hotter regions I wonder

>>21444484
Having to transform for her

>>21444484
Actual loli looking loli.

>>21444484
Loli, pregnancy/wanting kids, mind control, /d/ fetishes in general.

>>21444484
>we go to an Italian restaurant
>she asks if they have anything gluten free

>>21444509
Do they unironically say "flock off, featherface"?

>>21444525
You know what? Adding this too. Its an instant red flag.

>>21444484
Furry, mindbreak, pegging.
Probably some other things

>>21444484
Tsundere and belittling are two of the biggest.

>>21444529
Anon please, they may be birds but that's just silly.
PECK OFF

>>21444529
No that's what I'll say to them.

>>21444484
furry, fat, loli, entrapment, being too sex crazed

>>21444529
>you will never be a hero
>you will never reach such ridiculous levels of power lilims will have to bring their A-game if they want to put a ring on it

>>21444513
You know those kiddie pools filled with ice that husky dogs love?

>>21444484
Retardedly disproportional /d/ breasts, asses, and body types.

a hotdog riding a hotdog

https://imgur.com/a/z9OGcOJ

>>21444465
Akaname, if you like the taste of poop.

>>21444597
I'm disappointed, I thought it was a real hotdog.

>>21444597
i forget that your coloring is so nice

>>21444597
Now that's some good shit right there.

>>21444570
Off topic faggot

>>21444535
I like stories with Male tsundere mc
Which is why I liked the pilot chapter of 12beast but didnt care for the actual series.

>>21444583
>Retardedly disproportional /d/ breasts
Examples

>>21444525
Which mg would do that?

Does anyone happen to have -sacrifice-'s pastes saved? I came back after a year hiatus due to having found a job and just now I saw he deleted them all months ago.

I'm in particular looking for that story of the kunoichi sent by the demon lord who falls in love with a knight. It was very cute.

Thanks in advance.

Reminder that running a Goat Farm is hard mode.

>>21444597
>Reverse cowgirl handholding
Holy shit you massive degenerate.

>>21444659
>working

>>21444669
Crabman's goats are the only girls I prefer over KC's. I love baphos and satyroses, but damn those goats from Monster Musume are just so damn lewd and far sexier in comparison.

>>21444669
Don't goats have pretty eyes

>>21444659
What kind of job?

>>21444680
I need money to live, or I wont be able to daydream about my waifu.

>>21444683
Devops. Tons of money to work 30 minutes and watch anime in the office the rest of the day.

But srsly, please help me find that paste. I can't believe nobody is archiving them after so many writers deleting them constantly.

>>21444652
I don't like huge breasts and I prefer flat chested lolis. I don't have to defend my tastes to anyone this shit is subjective. But half the cow shit people sometimes post where there breasts are beach ball sized + and hanging down well below their belly buttons or a bunch of oppai loli shit where their breasts are 50%+ of their body weight.

>>21443827
OC characters are boring. Post OC species.

>>21444681
Goats are GOAT

>>21444681
Agreed. Satan guide my cock because I'd fuck one way too much.

>>21444726
>Not letting the whole group take you at once in the hot springs or in bed

>>21444702
Would seraphims be an oc species?

>>21444682
they have freaky eyes

>>21444735
Well might as well try to take all of them at once though who knows what would happen to my pelvis.

>>21444772
No their eyes look awesome

>>21444444

>>21444484
traditional marriage ceremony

>>21444816
>When Onii-chan has the repeating numerals

>>21444444
who let the leprechaun in this thread again

>>21444669
>>21444681
>>21444721
Faggot

>>21444826
At what point does it become non traditional? Would her wearing a black dress be enough, or are you against the whole idea of weddings?

>>21444841
the whole idea of what we now call a wedding

>>21444503
>>21444521
>>21444523
>>21444569
Seriously?

>>21444917
I like tall busty dominant women

>>21444838
Ebin

>>21444917
Yes. Just because KC panders to your shit fetish doesn’t mean the rest of us like it.

>>21444936
Be that as it may anon, if you're a loli hater in this thread you're either new or you have some strange masochism issues.

>>21444693
I agree 100%, god tier taste. Overly disproportional oppai is absolute dog shit, oppai loli especially.

If oppai fags feel the need to reply to this, it only further confirms how shit your taste is.

>>21444923
Then get yourself an oni, they're all those things along with buff

>>21444948
How does not wanting to fuck a loli mean that you masochism issues?

https://i.imgur.com/nPI9BGL.png
Feel the eel!
More coiling would've been nice, but beggars can't be choosers.

>>21444936
>>21444950
Go be mad somewhere else faggots, got your taste alright but don’t start shitting on the rest

>>21444959
>He took the bait

>>21444953
That's not what I meant anon, I meant that if you hate loli so much I just don't see how it's healthy or comfortable to be in a thread that loves them so much.

>>21444955
when i'm having masturbating and cumming, i like to spread my legs, that's why i don't like lamia a lot and prefer mermaids. this is kinda going somewhere for me

>>21444968
Because, unlike most people in this thread, I don't throw a bitchfit when something that I dislike is posted.

>>21444964
cheshire cat sucks, i hope she marries an ugly bastard with a small dick like myself

>>21444948
I just ignore it. Even though its getting harder with that sahu fag sperging about his waifu species every thread.

>>21444955
She intentionally slips and fall over you doesn't she. I bet she asks him to take responsibility too

>>21444955
I'm not gonna lie. That pic you linked looks like absolute dog shit.

I wish there was an alp doujin .

>>21445039
Do you usually lie?

>>21445044
I sometimes lie and tell many of the MGE drawfags and commissioners that their pics are nice when some of them are clearly garbage. But this one was too far gone, even for me.

>>21445040
I'm not a fan of alps at all, but I think it'd be interesting to see a doujin of someone alping by being trained by a succubus and then both the new alp and succubus double-team the man that the new alp was interested in. It'd be a difficult fap nonetheless, but I could probably manage it.

>>21444969
For some reason, no matter how I wack it, I always end up with my left leg straight and my right leg bent into a four position.

>>21445067
How would the thread react?

>>21445084
Secretly angry or displeased, but fapping to it anyways.

>>21445084
If it was made by KC himself than probably most would divorce him faster than crab and MGE would be put on a black list.

>>21445091
I ain't fapping to anything involving men.

>>21445084
>How would the thread react?
Do you really need to ask?

>>21445067
>>21445084
>>21445091
>>21445092
Go back you fucking faggots.

>>21445091
I ain't fapping to anything involving alps.

>>21445084
>I get fired. My wife leaves me for a guy who sells refrigerators. My kids, grow up to be disrespectful brats. Now this... a Goddamn Alp doujin!? Seriously!?

>>21445099
>alpnigger
>off topic trash
Name a better combination.

>be married to an Echidna
>every time she gets pregnant, you always worry about how you'll take care of another species you don't know that much about
>lucky, your wife seems to be genetically programmed for mothering all types of monsters
>even while she was pregnant with your mermaid daughter, she instinctively started picking out the cutest aquarium/cradle for her
>one day she gets pregnant again, but this time she seems unsure of herself
>when she finally gives birth, it turns out to be some new breed of monster girl
>she starts panicking, clueless for the first time on how to raise her new daughter
>you decide it's time to step up and show her what years of raising a multitude of different daughters has taught you
>for once, you're the rock she can lean on

>>21445103
I get the reference but fuck off with this

>>21445092
KC has made furshit characters, bestiality canon in the setting, and many other degenerate things. No one's gonna divorce him at all. At most, it'll just get ignored like the siths or some fake outrage.

Besides if he's gonna make another doujin, it's gonna be vampire one. I guaran-fucking-tee you.

>>21444923
Well I like tall busty docile women

>>21445122
>KC Vampire doujin

Hope she bites her bloodbag until he ahegaos

>>21445084
The collective REEEs would be enough to summon a Mucus Toad

>>21445122
If I had any say in it, I would want a bapho/sabbath related doujin maybe runya in particular, but I got a feeling KC won't wanna make a doujin with a named canon character

>>21445122
Vampires are powerful!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfTKM6PwztA

>>21445148
>mucus toad shows up and rapes some anon's throat with her tongue
>thread goes full IT'S HAPPENING mode

>>21445139
>>21445155
If I recall correctly, when he originally stated he was gonna do a doujin, he put a poll up on his twitter account. It was between cheshire cat and vampire, and for awhile, vampire was way ahead with votes from the Eastern fanbase; that was, until the thread here picked up on it, and the Western fanbase flooded the poll with votes for cheshire cat as that was all the rage back then. Vampires are still very popular with the Eastern fanbase though, and I imagine it's still on KC's bucket list.

>>21445122
When KC discussed the MGE II cover, he tried to use one species of each type, and he mentioned that Cheshire Cat was his favorite Beastman.

I would imagine he would go for another one of his favorites from a different type.

>>21445174
>>21445153
Baphomet is one of favorites...

>>21445122
I'd expect something kind of tourist-y with plenty of cameo species, like with the cheshire one.
A strong focus on a single environment whether it be desert, tundra, underwater, or pandemonium.

>>21445180
He's already dedicated entire books to baphos and dragons. I doubt we'll see them anytime soon in a doujin from him. My bets are on an undead or Zipangu based girl.

>>21445171
What's with Japs and vampires anyway?

>>21445189
Chuuni stuff?

>>21445189
Who knows. It's probably a cultural or subconscious thing.

I'm not a Jap, but I do enjoy vampires. They're not in my top ten or anything, but I'd rank them higher than most. I definitely wouldn't complain if I got paired up with one on the Day of the Rape.

Can succubi turn human women into succubutts?

>>21445202
Yes.

>>21445202
Most species can turn a human women into the same species unless it's said they can't I'm pretty sure

Do not make fun of chubby jinkos, they've got muscle beneath that pudge.

Also, don't understimate P'Orcs simply because they're 'pigs'.
They're more buff than fat.

>>21445189
Because sometimes they have good taste.

>>21445217
I thought the normal thing was to be turned into succubus.

>>21445217
Incorrect. Only a few species can turn a woman into one of their own, but typically they are the ones that will attack human woman on sight. Examples include Succubus, Werewolf, Mucus Toad, and Vampires, but the latter only do it rarely out of pride.

I'm pretty sure WG1 or MGE I covered the types of transformation. And the Another Story games exhibit various types of transformations, though most involve cursed items.

>>21445214
Would it be to the same degree of a normal succubus or lesser?

>>21445237
>>21445226
Oh sorry my mistake

>>21445238
Lesser for the most I'd guess.

Can elf women become other monster species or do they stay an elf when monsterized?

>>21445254
Tall Flat domineering vampires are cute

>>21445261
Anon, what is an elf

>>21445254
Yeah lesser for most. IIRC Wilmarina skipped the lesser succ part because she got turned by Druella herself.

One of the transformations in the 2nd Another Story game shows the heroine breathing in too much demonic energy in Lescatie and turning into a lesser succubus.

I want muscle elves.
Big, buff knife eared girls

>>21445267
A miserable little pile of lewdity. But enough talk… Have at you!

>>21445261
Elves can become whatever so long as they aren't already monsterized. The type you see in the profile are just their generic succubus variant and the most common.

>>21445261
There is that half elf, half human, half werewolf chick.

>>21445237
I'm 99.99% sure if a women exists near a were cat long enough sure turns into a were cat due to the constant exposure to werecat flavored demonic energy.
If it's just generating demonic energy like eating demon realm food or existing in a demon realm the default is going succubus. Having sex with an incubi means they turn into whatever partner that incubi has or succubus. If its multiple partners it's a grab bag for what she turns into.

>>21445268
>skipped
Meaning succubi can graduate from being lesser?

>>21445282
I dont think it works like that, but at the same time i hope it does. Same for dwarves.

>>21445293
I want a doujin about an unmarried incubus monsterizing a nun via consensual sex.

>>21445296
Exactly. A Lesser Succubi will eventually become a full one by having sex with her husband.

>>21445282
>>21445305
I think it’s like this:
When a Human will monsterize, her default form will be a succubus, with a lesser succubus acting as an intermediary phase
When a female Elf monsterizes, they will turn into an Elf monster, etc.

>>21445333
Fem elves last I checked just turn into elf succubi or elf variants of mamano.

>>21445305
One about a mage leveldraining an Incubus to become a powerful monstergirl sorcereress would be great.

>>21445333
Or elf/dwarf incubus in the case of males.

how do you get turned into a succubus? they just inject you with demon energy or something?

>>21445343
That could be wonderfully lewd.

>>21445341
Isnt that what he said? Elf succubi are just normal looking elves but lewder and elf variants being other monster species.

>>21445131
I want to expose her to the sun

>>21445352
Just absorb enough demonic energy from the sorrounding or take a direct shot of it. Only a few monsters have special ways of monsterizing human women that isnt an offshoot of those methods.

>>21445365
I mistook it as some kind of standalone species he was calling "elf monster".

Why does this general exist?

>>21445392
To fuck loli vampires

>>21445392
Because an /a/ moderator shitposted in them for months until he had enough of a reason to kick them off of /a/, then the general came here and gave the /jp/ mods a reason to destroy what was left of the old guard.

>>21445189
Are you memeing? Everyone loves vampires.

>>21445392
Because you're a dumb nigger.

>>21445392
Specifically to upset you and make you feel like shit anon, what do you think?

>>21445399
I see more vampires in manga than anything else. I've also seen more manga adaptations of Alice in Wonderland than anything else for some reason.

>>21445359
It's just one of the fastest ways to gain magical power. Get an incubus, make his emissions extra quick with demonic energy with spells, and drain it all into yourself so you gain everything.

>>21445189
What, you've never read Tsukuhime before?
Philistine!

>>21445422
Curry is best girl.

>>21445422
Does it count if I played a bunch of Melty Blood?

>>21445412
And isnt the fastest way to absorb energy through the vagina?

>>21445439
Depends on the monster. Some do it via the mouth, tail, or skin to.
Pretty sure wights, glaciers, vamps, dhamps, and ice queens absorb it better via suppository means.

>>21445439
Yes. Many mages spent years increasing the mana they can channel through study and practice. Why go though all of that when you can extract magical supplements from any Incubi?

>>21445449
Was talking about human women.

>>21445462
Exactly and if you happen to fall in love then that's not so bad either.

>>21443916
>Read
Anon, she's a mindFLAYER. She doesn't read, she slurps. It's like a tender ear cleaning, only more... intimate and...sensual...

You should consider yourself lucky.

>>21445491
Oh! HUMAN women. Well that's an entirely different story. The vagina is the traditional transfer point but some do it via the mouth, the skin, and some via suppository means.
I even hear of forbidden techniques cropping up from time to time like handholding.

Which monstergirl gives the best paizuris? For me, it's kitsunes, dude.

>>21445600
The imp or familiar that's leveldraining me.

>>21445600
for me its the Pslimes or Dorome.

>>21445600
titmouse harpies

>>21445600
Kakuen

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, go to the local summer martial arts tourney to see all forms of monsters go at it!
From the usual Kakuen, jinkos, and hinezumis to more exotic things like medusas and nightmares, you can see all sorts of girls there!

>>21445600
Canonically Holstaurs.

>>21445411
Accidentally closed the tab after writing this post the first time and had to redo it. Fuck me.
>I see more vampires in manga than anything else.
Is that any surprise as someone who frequents a monster girl general on an otaku board?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vampire_literature
That's just sufficiently popular stuff. Vampires worm their way into a lot of Western fantasyshit. And who knows how many bodice rippers involve hot vampire guys -- tens of thousands?
>I've also seen more manga adaptations of Alice in Wonderland than anything else for some reason.
Because Japan became familiar with Alice in Wonderland and authors are creating works that take from it like the West did and still does (though the surge ended a century ago, apparently).
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alice's_Adventures_in_Wonderland#Adaptations
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Works_based_on_Alice_in_Wonderland

Vampires and Alice in Wonderland are incredibly popular/well-known and, most importantly, not protected by copyright. Given the amount of manga produced, the popularity of said form of media (unlike Western comics), and your familiarity with it, I'm not at all surprised that you encounter them frequently.

I'm actually reading Pandora Hearts (volume 10) at this very moment. Alice is 2cute.
And I was reading a Vampire the Masquerade book (Road of Humanity) earlier today.

>>21445491
Love comes after she wrings you dry of mana and is crackling with energy.

>>21444702
Human. It's a monster in the same way an elf or a dwarf is a monster.

>>21445693
Kakuen Monks of the Monkey's Paw Style!

>tfw actually took the time to go through the full absurdity of Cross Ange

Great, now I'm stuck in dragon girl mode.

Speaking of vampires, did you remember to feed your mistress today anons?

>>21445821
But I don't have a mistress.

>>21445821
But I need my rare blood inside of me

>>21445752
>Be Unmarried Incubi
>Get hired by some high ranking mage.
>All i gotta do is have sex with her.
>Encouraged to creampie her every time.
>Great body with big heaving tits and fat ass.
>However no kissing rule and the sex is emotionless.
>Although still fall in love with her.
>She still pushes me away when i go for a kiss.
>Year goes by and she has become an uber mage.
>Also fell deeper in love.
>Still no reciprocation.
>Given up by this point and simply lay down for her to mount me.
>As she starts riding notice she is more alive.
>Slowly get into it more in response.
>Eventually we both climax
>just as it happens she pulls me in for a great big kiss.
I tried.

>>21443718
That's very good.

>>21445837
Why? Your life will be infinitely better with a caring mistress to dote on you. All she asks for return is just a tiny amount of your blood everyday.

>>21445851
Oh come on now, that's just silly. Is having some blood in your veins more important than making your mistress happy?

>>21445600
My Dear Hatter Wife!
I love her! I love her so much!!!

dhampir or vampires which do you like more?

>>21445781
Ive been thinking about giving my kakuen a different fur color

>>21445913
For some reason I associate Dhampirs with big delicious asses and Vampires with big delicious tits.
I think I lean dhampirs.

>>21445913
I like Dhampirs because they would make better childhood friends

>>21445913
Which one is cooler?

>>21445930
Undead are naturally cold, so I would say Vampire since Dhampir is technically only half undead.

>>21445927
Actually, having a vampire as a childhood friend would be grand.

As a vampire, she needs to act like all snobby and nobly all the time but you know she is actually a clueless, innocent girl because you grew up with her so you can always tease her mercilessly whenever she gets in to her 'act'.

>>21445600
sloppy zombie that gets it all over herself and you get to watch her lick it off her own breasts

>>21445884
>Why? Your life will be infinitely better with a caring mistress to dote on you. All she asks for return is just a tiny amount of your blood everyday.
I don't so well with losing blood and I'd rather a vampire not learn such a thing.

must be fun being a body-positive nudist in a heavily populated demon realm where everyone can see you in your birthday suit

>>21445122
God i love bloodsuckers.

>>21446023
As someone who considers the neck an extremely erogenous zone...so do I

Why aren't you praising Bacchus right now anon?

>>21446062
I just did earlier this evening.

Goodnight everybody!

>>21446062
Wine aunts sound like cool monsters to hang out with.

>>21445884
>Oh come on now, that's just silly. Is having some blood in your veins more important than making your mistress happy?
A Dhampir told me I shouldn't have a mistress or give out my blood

BIG

FAT

SNEK

>>21446098
Big fat snek what, anon?

>>21446102
EVERYTHING

>>21443827
I have an OC lilim. She helps humans learn about monsters, gain courage, and subdue them.

>>21443827
I told myself I'd rewrite her story but I'm still stuck writing other stuff.

>>21446098
Excellent

Soft snek

>>21445884
Is having more than 1 Wifepire possible?
What if they're all hungry?

>>21446139
Translation when

>>21444923
do ya now?

>>21446158
>Pettan
>Man face
No

>>21446150
day after tomorrow

Not soon enough

>>21446150
Not soon enough

At least the others were translated so I'm going to assume eventually™

>>21444923
same but petite

>>21446133
What is Victoria's stand?

>>21446062
i want a wine goat to sit on my lap and pass wine to me mouth to mouth

>>21446192
this but with a wine goat who is much bigger than me

>>21445979
Don't worry. I'm sure you'll find a perfect vampire mistress who would make all your silly little worries go away.

>>21446079
Surely, you don't believe in any of those foul, ill-natured propaganda those despicable races are sprouting? I mean, look at them. What have they achived as a spieces other than leeching off fame and reputation from noble creatures like vampires? Absolutely nothing. Any sensible men would stay as far away from them as possible, let alone listening to them.

>>21446145
Well, if you serve more than one mistress, and if they are all hungry, you would have no choice but to feed all of them, wouldn't you? I mean, it was you who got in to that situation at the first place.

Shall we discuss payment options?

>>21446225
>discussing payment before even displaying goods or offering services
can she even into basic economics?

>>21446225
Does she accept Visa?

>>21446164
>>21446167
Atleast 3 translated Hroz got in sadpanda

>>21446243
>displaying goods
She's sitting on a fine tail there, though.

>>21446245
Thats all she needs to learn.

>>21444955
Would be a lot better if you removed that lump of flesh underneath her stomach. It kind of makes it look like she has a back on her pelvis, it's odd

>>21446225
Beat it you, I'm convinced you have it out for my poor car.

>>21446217
A man can't possibly have enough blood to feed two or more wives.

>>21446245
Hroz should do a Troll doujinshi, his proportions are spot on

>>21446271
That's why I had extra blood put into my veins before we started playing mahjong!

>>21446225
Imagine a Tanuki run “Dosneyland” with a raccoon instead of a mouse along with the leaf being the new symbol hidden everywhere. I bet they put all kinds of Gremlins and Art Faries to work to make it successful.

>>21446290
Little Tanuki playing Rollercoaster Tycoon!

>>21446271
I assume a Incubus with a vampire wife/wives would produce more blood than normal

>>21446290
Who would win in a lawsuit, Disney or Tanuki?

fairies are cute but i want one at hug size

>>21446311
Like a Titania?

>>21446311
Is that different from a titania?

>>21444955
Looks good.
just gotta add nips and a creampie bubble somewhere.

>>21446316
no
>>21446317
titania is a super fairy queen which is different

>>21446325
So a fairy but around the size of a titania?

The optimal height for a Fairy is between 2 and 3 feet.

>>21446316
I want to teach lewd things to a titania, but keep it a secret from all her fairy sisters.

>>21446250
She's wearing clothes. How can I discuss payment when I don't know what it is I'm paying for? Any trustworthy merchant will let you examine and inspect goods before buying.

>>21446332
How do they sit on your shoulder then, though

>>21443718
This gif is cute and fun and dangerously, painfully addicting. I can't stop watching, it's so hypnotic. Isn't that bad with shoggoths? Help.

>>21446225
>>21446243
>>21446345
>paying for things

>>21446348
They can sit on them just fine anon. Do you have manlet shoulders anon?

>>21446353
How the hell am I supposed to pay for ravishing her at her place, get the layout from the inside and maybe set up an in or 2 while I'm there, and come back to rob her blind and steal her hand in marriage when you assholes keep spreading this around?!

>>21446332
3 feet is perfect. Any short and she'll have to stand on tiptoes to be level.

>>21446369
Shut up Garret

>>21446354
I do not anon, I just don't see the math for 2-3 foot fairy ass and a single shoulder

>>21446332
Deluxe onahole is a good size

>>21446383
Different anon but 3 feet is the size of a small child. That could easily sit on your shoulder.

>>21446369
A kiki will do what she can to ensure that her mistress is happy.

>>21446308
They’d drop the charges and move forward with a merger

>>21445108
How can I get an echidna wife if I'm not some hero who will breeze through her dungeon?

>>21446408
Go Farquaad and hire someone to clear the dungeon for you.

>>21446329
Teddy bear size

>>21446408
Be a contractor who specializes in dungeon construction and maintenance.

>>21446412
I don't think she would appreciate that very much, she'd just fall in love with that guy. I think I've got to outsmart her tricks, rather than just brute force my way through.

>>21446395
>>21446414
Either way i concede realizing I do not remember the size of 2-3 foot tall people, apparently

>>21446393
That fairy needs to be filled with dick

>>21446383
I've got dolls that are right in that height range anon, trust me. It'll work just fine.

Would your waifu be able to do daily life things like drive, work, go shopping or even cook?
Like fairies have problems reaching things, big meaty paws that can’t even hold a cellphone or a sandworm being too big for everything

>>21446393
see these fairies made me listen to this one audio of a chick pretending to be one and having to stretch around a cock

>>21446421
I’d say look for a backdoor. Surely she doesn’t go through all those levels and back when she goes to the market for some eggs and butter right?

>>21446436
Fucking die. Twitter screen caps are garbage and you should honestly kill yourself for trying to force them into this thread.

>>21446439
Eww

>>21446421
This is folly. Does she also fall in love with the sword rather than the man who swings it? The one who cleared the dungeon is a tool, nothing more!

>>21446443
No need to be that triggered

>>21446436
>Would your waifu be able to do daily life things like drive, work, go shopping or even cook?
No to all except cooking, she can breathe on things to make them edible.

>>21446451
I'm not proud

>>21446418
>well, ya see...this heres a load bearing wall. I can't blow it out for ya without my crew so we can put in a beam to keep the roof up. It'll cost ya around $5000.
>he gets about halfway through then disappears for the next 6 months and never returns your calls before finally showing up midwinter to do the rest after you've spent time and money finding and lining up a whole other crew

>>21446436
Maybe if I get one of those shaq-tier car conversions otherwise I don't think holsts would fit in modern vehicles.

>>21446454
Next time just keep it on /v/.

>>21446441
>See suspicious lamia in town market
>She's wearing a hood, and her tail has some unusual patterns on it
>An echidna
>Carefully follow her back to her dungeon in some ruins near a cave
>Turns out there's a secret route back in if you move certain stones in the right places
>Memorize the pattern, wait, and do it yourself
>"Oh, my destined hero! I am the treasure that awaits... Wait, you got in here the back way?"
>Doesn't matter got echidna wife

I've literally never done this before, sorry that it was ass but I couldn't help myself

When an owl girl asks who what is the right response

>>21446497
You who back

>>21446497
Star-Lord.

>>21446436
I think we'd live close enough to my waifu's work for her to walk or take public transportation to it. We would definitely still have a car though, my waifu and daughteru would love rides in the car.

>>21446497
"Who?"
Repeat as necessary.

>>21446497
The question isn’t who, but “why?”

>>21446497
you say "your baby daddy"

>>21446497
Who?

>You're forced to babysit your stupid younger brother at the park when you could be home playing Halo
>Mom and dad didn't even give you money for ice cream so you can't even enjoy that
>Luckily you brought your gameboy sp to play pokemon
>But unluckily you didn't charge it the night before and now it's almost dead, right at the elite four so you plan to speedrun them and save before it dies
>Your at 1% when you look up for a split second and notice a much, much older looking echidna is talking to your little brother
>You look back to your game thinking he can't be stupid enough to go with a complete stranger but his dumbass does
>He takes her hand probably on some false promise of candy in her van
>You're right at Gary and ready to smash his stupid smug face in
>You don't know if you turn it off will it turn back on again with such low power and the echinda is slithering away with your brother as you make your choice
>Do you sacrifice all your progress that you made and save your little brother?
>Or do you forsake him and continue to play pokemon?

>>21446596
Forget my brother, I want that echidna for myself!

>>21446497
I want to hear an Owl Mage make this kind of call.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fppKGJD3Y6c

>>21446596
Echidna's like to go for men who will be heroes, and that little brother is clearly very stupid, and doesn't have the makings of a hero. That can't be an Echidna.

>>21446596
He's a LITTLE brother. You can always get another one of those. Kick gary's ass and let the stupid be culled from the herd.

>>21446596
Just run to her while fighting Gary

>>21446607
Maybe she needs help. What kind of hero would ignore someone in need?

>>21446619
Heroes are for the people not for one person. Taking time to help one person wastes time he could be doing something that benefits everyone.
Very unhero-like.

>>21446615
>be culled from the herd
>with preggo gacha womb snake
Anon...

>>21446625
Then how come heroes always take side quests or grind for more loot?

>>21446627
He's too stupid to be a hero. He won't survive the night.
>>21446631
Catering to the danuki element by showing they have a sense of greed. This earns them popularity points plus they get funded because hero gear isn't cheap.
It's like being a nascar driver but instead of slapping stickers on your car you get husbandu'd and maybe say "this attack is sponsored by -insert corp./co. name here-"

>>21446596
if you save him then you become the hero

>>21446657
>heroes just go around saving eachother in some reverse highlander shit
>at the end of the day there can be only one

Don't monster girls keep tabs on male heroes I remember hearing that somewhere?

>>21446784
I bet monstergirls have hero sluts the same way we have power sluts.
>Work up the courage to approach a high ranking monster
>She asks your name
>"Anon..."
>She breaks out a binder labeled "Heroes" and flips to the A section
>"Nope, sorry, you're not in here, no can do. Come back when you've made a name for yourself."
Now what?

>>21446793
obviously make a name for myself

>>21446793
Just keep trying monsters care more about how much you want them then status

Name a more disappointing sequel, I'll wait

>>21446806
Oh boy, who DOESN'T like surprise benis fucking everywhere all the time?

It wasn't the first timefor that artist, but I was hoping it wouldn't happen again

>>21446793
You have to start off by defeating and capturing low-level monsters, then work your way up until you gain notoriety as a blue-baller (whatever the female equivalent is).

>>21446823
>You have to start off by defeating and capturing low-level monsters

Time to go back to the Maus Hills zone.

>>21446806
Nothing could ever disappoint anyone more than you.

>>21446784
How can a male Hero remain unmarried long enough to have his name known through out the MGs?

If you defeat lizardman, they become crazy and you would have to marry them.

If you defeat hinezumi, they too become somewhat crazy and make you marry them.

Hell, if you defeat dragon, they go all mere on you so you would have to marry them.

Honestly, any male Hero unmarried that long would have a horde of MGs stalking him everywhere he goes.

>>21446835
By being a psychopath who kills all the MGs he fights.

>>21446835
To be fair what about one who doesn't run into lizardmen,hinezumi etc

>>21446857
Those type of people don't becomes heroes I'm pretty sure it's said you have to have a kind heart

>>21446830
Those basements full of giant mice aren't going to clear themselves. You're going to need a lot of rope or something.

>>21446835
They form a harem as party allies that help him fight other monsters to minimize competition. They want to make sure he doesn't fall to something awful, like that purple teleporting skank.

>>21446868
Thinking that any group of human beings aren’t going to have their fair share of bad apples is blindingly optimistic to put it kindly. Besides, we already know that very powerful people in the Order can also be evil.

>>21446857
According to KC, being an evil psychopath is a major turn-off for MGs, so I guess that kind of Hero would never make his name on the roaster.

>>21446864
Not even Echidnas, Ogres, Orcs or Baphomets? What kind of Hero is he, a Kobold-chaser?

>>21446898
>You will never mess up your first mission with the Fighter's Guild. By getting overpowered and tied up by the mice you were supposed to clear from a basement.

>>21446900
To be able to get a chef god blessing To break your human limit you can't just be a crazy killer if you were you wouldn't receive that blessing meaning you would never reach some absurd amount of strength you probably only ever be some small time murder at best never a hero

>>21446903
>>21446928
A man wouldn’t even need to be a to be hellbent on killing MGs. Propaganda is a powerful thing, as is a lack of information.
Imagine being a kid being raised in a normal family. One day your dad disappears, and some old guy in a robe is telling you and your mother that he was killed and eaten by monsters. Imagine being constantly told that the things that, as far as you know, killed your father are humanity’s age-old enemies, and that slaying them is a righteous duty.
In the end, it’s probably only Ares’s protection that’s preventing monster vs human battles from being a lot bloodier.

>>21446917
Of course I wouldn't. I draw them out with an appetizing scent before throwing out the net. After that you just need to leash them in some way and drag them out a bunch at a time. The cages are a bit small, but I don't plan on keeping them in there.

>>21446903
>>21446928
>>21446941
Or hell, just the fear of becoming a monster's slave may be enough to make someone unhesitant to use lethal force.

>>21446941
Not only that, monsters convincing men to leave their families for them. It would result in a ton of abandoned children who grow up wanting to kill the monsters no matter how attractive they were.

>>21446962
Do they really do that? Wouldn't MGs just monsterize the wife too if their love interest already has a spouse?

>>21446966
>Happily married to someone
>some monster wants you too
>barges its way into your life and turns your wife into a succubus
I know this thread is naturally biased towards liking this sort of thing, but most people would take issue with it.

>>21446947
Gotta turn in that quest, then collect some bounties, then maybe some day I'll catch the attention of that cool, high-ranking Dragonewt Warrior I have a crush on!

>>21446966
Monsters usually don’t go for married men period. However, there’s several factors that could break this rule. What if the man is in a loveless marriage but only staying for the kids? What if he’s taken to the bottom of the sea or Wonderland, where it could take him years to come back (and no real hope that his wife would wait for him that long).

>>21446976
>Monsters usually don’t go for married men period.

Yeah, I forgot about this part. It's probably more 'KC-approvable' if they turn into monsters themselves due to the exposure to mamono mana and stuffs.

>>21446984
>It's probably more 'KC-approvable' if they turn into monsters themselves due to the exposure to mamono mana and stuffs.
That’s a tenuous proposition. In order to do so one would need to infiltrate what is most likely Order territory, discreetly extract a wife and any children, then make it back out. Don’t forget the wife herself us very likely loyal to the Order from a lifetime of propaganda.
The extremist organization seems to have part if its forces dedicated to this process. But there’s no guarantee that the missing husband in question would be defeated and captured by extremist forces specifically.

>>21446941
>>21446962
There's one other problem with monsters, and that is the psychological effects of kidnapping for both the victim and those that know him. Most men have friends, family, even acquaintances that they will miss dearly. Even if they lived in some communist shithole they're still going to be distraught from never being able to see their family again, or at least not after he's essentially become a walking biohazard in the Order's eyes. If the man had nothing to lose other than the conveniences of freedom, then it wouldn't be so bad, but even then there's >>21446955.

In the case of a man being written off as practically dead, he would be pretty upset if his wife didn't allow him to see his family again, or at least communicate with them via mail.

>>21446835
>not having a body made of swords
>not having a mind of steel
>not having so little self esteem you dismiss the possibility of romance out of hand
Do you even seigi no mikata?

Mosura, ya, Mosura!

>>21447032
Just throw a Saber valkyrie

>>21446941
Your forgetting that humans are usually much weaker than monster it's only heroes than can contend with monster and those heroes don't have the heart to kill most of the time

It's the weekend, I guess.

>>21447076
Weekend till start till the fuckening happens

>>21447076
Ah yes, the weekend. In no way different from the rest of the week when you're a NEET living off the things your wife takes as tribute from the people who don't want their houses burned.

>>21447076
The perfect time to settle things!

>You're first quest at the adventurers guild is to clear a basement of rats
>You get there and are greeted by a rat girl and her husband
>They tell you that their daughters are NEETs and need someone to kick them out of the house for them
How would you go about completing this quest?

>>21447222
Kicking kids out of the house when they have no means of supporting themselves is immoral.
I fall on my knees and weep at the lack of paternal love in this world. Is there no hope left? Even the best laid plans of mice and men crumble to dust! Ai ya!

>>21447222
Does marriage out to my place count?

>>21447240
Well then that's the moral issue on you're part anon, if the parents can't support them any longer and aren't willing to help themselves then what is there left to do? You could give them the money you earned from the quest so they don't go hungry and homeless for a time being, you could help them find jobs or even take them with as your party members
>>21447253
They only want them out of the house, but would probably see this as blessing since they finally have a chance at getting grandchildren

>>21447281
> you could help them find jobs or even take them with as your party members
So now I'm saddled with a horde of untrained interns who can fit in tiny little places and move quietly.
Hm.
I'm switching to the Thief's Guild, actually.

>>21447281
If you help them find a job or take them as a party members they might develop feelings for you is this quest an elaborate way to get there daughters a man?

>>21443916
This is actually one of my worst irrational fears in life. I think about "What if psychic people exist and can hear this? I'd better not think fucked up shit, oh no now I'm thinking fucked up shit." all the time.

I fucking hate the idea that I'll think something I don't actually mean and whoever it is will form a negative opinion of me.

>>21447308
Tanith easily. What self-respecting family man wouldn't want a baby-crazy yandere snake or lizardgirl wife?

Would high-end girls like Pharaohs, Wights, Vampires and various Elves go to fitness clubs to counteract the devastating, figure-destroying power of rich diets?

>>21447303
>Help them find a job running a supply shop
>Three of them work so hard that the aging owner passes it onto them
>Between quests you always go there for all your shopping needs
>You even get a sweet discount for helping them
>They ask you about your quests and you tell them how dangerous and perilous they've become
>Like how you had to swim to the bottom of a Kraken infested lake to get a rare black pearl
>Or the time you had to fight off a whole clan of Kunoichi by yourself, but thanks to the Law of Inverse Ninjas you defeated all of them easily
>Even the time you saved a young Dragon from a thunderstorm by climbing to the top of the mountain and climbing back down with her on your back
>Mention how she hugged you and called you her treasure
>They're biting their nails and begging you to retire from adventuring or in the very least to take safer jobs
>>21447361
>Chubby Pharaoh is walking down the hall of her progenitors
>Notices all their flat, stomachs and slim figures
>Compares to her own wide hips, large breasts and slight belly fat
>Makes her own royal gym and demands that the captain of her guard help her workout
>Months of hard work and dieting are finally paying off as she marvels at her shapely figure
>Whatever little fat that is left is all concentrated around her thighs and breasts
>Even thinks about how much better she looks compared to her ancestors
>Stops working out and falls back into her old habits to sitting on her throne and eating sweets while watching foreign romantic dramas
>Ignores all advice of her captain and stops working out
>Months later the whole process repeats itself