Why doesn't junko just have another kid?

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Anonymous Mon Jun 10 13:51:31 2019 No.21500038 [Reply] [Original]

Why doesn't junko just have another kid?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 10 13:56:53 2019 No.21500054 File: 459 KB, 852x2468, junko hug.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21500038 She has a daughter now!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 10 14:08:12 2019 No.21500092 I am that kid

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 10 14:55:33 2019 No.21500256 >>21500038 I'm willing to help her with that!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 10 16:51:20 2019 No.21500736 File: 159 KB, 971x687, 1560014929853.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Junko was lonely and sad so she got a new daugther!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 10 17:02:59 2019 No.21500802 File: 55 KB, 588x1565, 1506372067977.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'd be glad to become her kid any day.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 10 17:12:55 2019 No.21500863 File: 535 KB, 2048x1536, 59b29dab08f69819d8d606868685d078.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Things would be different around here if Junko was my mom

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 10 17:15:48 2019 No.21500880 >>21500863 What did Reisen do to get treated like that?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 10 17:22:41 2019 No.21500909 File: 166 KB, 755x1056, __junko_and_reisen_udongein_inaba_touhou_drawn_by_sayakata_katsumi__049f81ae9c0fd218c69d94ddf816dcdb.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21500880 She's never present for breakfast

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 10 17:28:16 2019 No.21500933 >>21500038 Junko is a obsessive-complusive helicopter type of parent/mom. I bet she wouldn't even let her son drink milk from a store, and would rather force-fed him milk from her breasts directly even if he was a fully grown adult and had not died.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 10 17:29:11 2019 No.21500937 >>21500038 She's a hag, so no one wants to marry her.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 10 17:30:03 2019 No.21500941 >>21500933 W-who would ever want that haha

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 10 17:36:55 2019 No.21500973 File: 213 KB, 1043x1500, 1535359837009.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21500941 I know haha. But wouldn't it be funny if she forcibly breastfed you as a joke haha?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 10 17:41:33 2019 No.21500992 >>21500933 Would she spoonfeed and bathe him as well?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 10 17:43:55 2019 No.21501003 >>21500038 her husband also died

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 10 17:47:07 2019 No.21501018 File: 788 KB, 1024x912, 1560203227283.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I hate junko!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 10 17:49:31 2019 No.21501025 there are no men in gensokyo so her eggs cannot be fertilized

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 10 17:52:10 2019 No.21501038 File: 960 KB, 1000x1400, cute!.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21501018 Don't you talk to my mom like that ever again!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 10 17:54:16 2019 No.21501043 File: 1.47 MB, 1200x1600, 1479223053335.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21500992 Of course. Ear cleaning is mandatory too.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 10 17:55:02 2019 No.21501047 >>21501025 I'm a man and I live in gensokyo. What now?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 10 17:56:42 2019 No.21501055 File: 227 KB, 1200x1150, 1525556907114.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21501047 Sounds like somebody got neutered!

Anonymous Mon Jun 10 17:58:51 2019 No.21501063
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>>21501043
I want Junko to clean my ears! After that I want to tell her I love her and that I'll clean up the house today so she can rest!

Anonymous Mon Jun 10 18:06:55 2019 No.21501101
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>>21501063
If you did that, she'd just laugh and tell you that it's sweet of you to offer to help her, but that she'd do the housework herself. Then she'd make you take an afternoon nap and go do the chores before Heca got home.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 10 18:16:31 2019 No.21501147 File: 689 KB, 1536x2048, 65c00840f3e9d645e407175412f3071f.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21501101 But I just want to help Junko to return the favour! Is she afraid I'm going to break something?!

Anonymous Mon Jun 10 18:23:58 2019 No.21501168
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>>21501147
Junko would feel bad if she made you do housework though. Also she'd never forgive herself if you broke a glass and hurt yourself with the shards, assuming you could even reach the sink. Chores are children who are older and can take more responsibilities like Clownpi-oneechan, not for someone like anon who Junko still breastfeeds.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 10 18:28:59 2019 No.21501183 I want to FORCEFULLY impregnate junco with my stinky seed and force her to have a stinky kid

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 10 18:33:14 2019 No.21501199 File: 221 KB, 450x450, f42b914ecbc580ccd2253bfdb88ae54b.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21501168 Can't she just let me clean the floor then? I don't think there's any risk involved in doing that, I don't want to be a burden to Junko!

Anonymous Mon Jun 10 18:42:31 2019 No.21501222
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>>21501199
You're not a burden to Junko if your job is to be an outlet for her to channel her maternal instincts into. It also helps her cope with losses she's endured in her life and makes her happier. Besides, she'd be bored out of her mind sitting alone in the house while Heca is at work and Clownpiece at school too.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 10 18:52:43 2019 No.21501266 File: 2.07 MB, 2000x2500, 5b37f8c54d47dd846667af9c5b5951c7.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21501222 Well, okay. I just want Junko to be happy and that's all. But if that's what makes her happy then I'll make sure it stays that way!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 10 18:58:57 2019 No.21501309 File: 680 KB, 1224x1839, 1549470467942.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21501266 It sure will! She just wants to feel needed and taking care of anon will do that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 10 19:33:52 2019 No.21501444 File: 761 KB, 836x466, junko.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Junko is pretty!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 10 19:41:17 2019 No.21501478 File: 718 KB, 1254x1200, __ebisu_eika_junko_and_kaku_seiga_touhou_drawn_by_chima_q__9591f59b76f64afc2d3489230e023ce4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Envious

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 11 06:06:29 2019 No.21503345 >>21500038 Because her puss is canonically loose from being ravaged by both her previous husband and Houyi (her second husband). Houyi then cheated on her with Chang'e and killed her son. No one wants those used goods now.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 11 11:43:20 2019 No.21504775 >>21500038 Because she's waiting for me to inseminate her

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 12 11:53:14 2019 No.21510015 File: 2.15 MB, 1425x1900, 1559411042112.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21503345 Good. Because that means I can have her all to myself.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 12 11:57:15 2019 No.21510025 >>21500038 Why doesn't your mom?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 12 12:54:57 2019 No.21510200 I want Junko to purify me with her big breasts.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 12 13:06:12 2019 No.21510249 Hehe...Junko is so cute!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 12 13:07:41 2019 No.21510257 >>21500038 The magic 8-ball says: Sources point to a universe of Bofeng in drag, try again later. >>21510249 >>21510269 >>21510301 >>21510200 @

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 12 15:36:25 2019 No.21510940 >>21501478 What's happening to Ebisu here, i'm scared

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 12 19:17:59 2019 No.21512006 File: 3.75 MB, 800x800, furious chinese lady.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21500038

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 12 19:26:06 2019 No.21512038 File: 554 KB, 1065x1200, __ebisu_eika_and_kaku_seiga_touhou_drawn_by_chima_q__be5867e31e1a11a05ccde024c6d20e7a.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21510940 Seiga sees her as a stillborn

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 12 19:30:05 2019 No.21512055 >>21510257 What are you talking about?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 13 13:49:57 2019 No.21515914 >>21500863 Yeah, you'd be dead

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 13 13:53:11 2019 No.21515929 File: 217 KB, 850x1182, Do your best, Kogasa!.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21515914 I have no idea what you are talking about

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 13 16:00:34 2019 No.21516451 >>21500736 Nyan nyan on the hunt

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 13 16:19:58 2019 No.21516527 >>21500038 you'd think there'd be more junko porn doujins since she's one of the only touhous to have sex

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 13 16:25:38 2019 No.21516545 >>21516527 All the LoLK 2hus have very little, especially Hecatia who despite being the extra boss barely even has any that are about her. Most of the stuff is compilations of multiple characters.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 13 16:30:05 2019 No.21516565 >>21516545 odd too since the LoLK touhous are probably the most easy to sexualize. Hecatica's outfit, Junko being a mom

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 13 16:41:27 2019 No.21516608 Does Junko die if she stops being angry? Do you think she would sustain herself by posting on the chans?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 13 16:41:59 2019 No.21516613 File: 702 KB, 900x1471, 1530927751363.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21516545 And that's a good thing!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 13 16:43:34 2019 No.21516617 >>21516608 She would terrorise the Reisen threads

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 13 16:43:51 2019 No.21516622 >>21516613 I want to SEXUAL the hot topic hell 2hu right now!

Anonymous Thu Jun 13 16:51:40 2019 No.21516667

>>21516527
>>21516565
>you'd think there'd be more junko porn doujins since she's one of the only touhous to have sex
The truth is that Touhou has been reclining for a while now and most artists have converted to B*tefaggotry and other gacha heresy. At the peak of Touhou, you had even low energy nameless nobodies like Koakuma raking up hundreds of doujinshi and TENS OF THOUSANDS of fanarts. These days the entire cast of Hidden Star in Four Seasons COMBINED don't even crack the 25 Hentai doujinshi mark.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 13 16:55:07 2019 No.21516686 >>21516667 I just think most fans are still stuck in old Touhou characters. People are just used to what they like. LoLK/Hidden Star/(probably Wily Beast) have their dedicated fandoms that produce tons of fanart.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 13 17:19:14 2019 No.21516783 File: 525 KB, 989x1048, Junko_4.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] OLD HAG!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 13 17:42:11 2019 No.21516879 >>21516527 Uploading culture is dead.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 13 17:43:28 2019 No.21516887 >>21516879 this too. there's tons of shit created thats never uploaded

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 13 18:04:32 2019 No.21516987 >>21516887 That or people just keep deleting their pixivs for no god damn reason

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 13 19:23:54 2019 No.21517296 >>21516879 combination of this and artists moving over to twitter, meaning that a ton of art is out there but never seen because of not tags/uploads onto western sites

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 13 19:38:39 2019 No.21517352 File: 324 KB, 1600x1205, Junko04.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21500038 If Junko was my mom things would be different around here

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 13 19:50:03 2019 No.21517396 >>21517352 >4 toes

Anonymous Thu Jun 13 19:53:32 2019 No.21517406

>>21517296
>ton of art is out there but never seen because of not tags
I hate this so much. The only people who seem to be able to actually mention the name of the character they are uploading on Twitter are cosplayers. All the other art is mostly just drowning in 5000 daily tweets about gacha games, food and cats.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 13 20:27:42 2019 No.21517524 >>21517396 Well she's not a human

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 13 20:29:02 2019 No.21517533 >>21517406 Thats the internet now unfortunately

Anonymous Fri Jun 14 02:27:18 2019 No.21518966
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>>21517352
For starters, she'd give you a sound spanking if she found out that you were posting indecent pictures of her on Lunarian mochi pounding forum.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 14 03:32:03 2019 No.21519142 File: 194 KB, 581x864, 6b3ac221ad28ad5a8500ccc5bdec2162.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21518966 What else would mother Junko do to discipline anon?!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 02:23:21 2019 No.21524290 File: 142 KB, 1134x1412, cf2bbb472ed32e8f018b7091ba8eb195.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21500038 Junko is my wife

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 22:57:53 2019 No.21529639 >>21500038 You can't sex in Touhou

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 15 22:59:02 2019 No.21529641 >>21517406 Goddam twitter's such a garbage interface.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 16 02:18:59 2019 No.21530495 >>21529641 what a newbie

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