/jp/ - Otaku Culture

It's summer, take your daughteru to the beach.

Do cursed swords leech exp like they were another party member?

>>21547755
Retarded narrator, unreliable interviewees.

>>21547776
Ryu and inari are both so good. I can't decide which is my favorite though. Battle of the gentle shrine maidens!

Though I will say I prefer Ryu with big meaty claws as opposed to human hands as in that picture.

ufufu~

I’ve been having a recurring dream/nightmare lately.
>In a high class, Key West type home
>There’s a Holstaur reclining on one of those lounge sofas
>She’s in an elegant dress with nothing covering her breasts
>They are humongous, bordering on /d/ tier
>She’s absentmindedly shaking them up and down, as if giving a boobjob to the air
>Ask her what she’s doing
>She replies that she does this every day for a couple hours
>Next thing I know, I’m standing next to her, holding her breasts doing the same motion
>I can vividly feel the heft to them and how they have a natural “frequency” for how fast to shake them
>Aways wake up before anything else happens

Give it to me straight, what does this mean? No more milk before bed? Am I going crazy? Is this Hathor herself? Once, my POV was switched and I was experiencing it from the holst’s perspective.

>>21547833
What would happen if i pulled my pants down and showed her my dick mid ~ufufu~

>>21547833
Gonna give her the brush

>no gyaru who always teases you about being a virgin who can't get laid, but secretly keeps other girls away because you belong to her

>>21547851
>Brushing a kejourou's hair
>Sell her mana-infused brushes to that nice tanuki saleswoman so you can buy nicer and nicer brushes
>Somewhere in the world, progressively more wealthy women are being turned into hair whores
It's a nice feeling.

>>21547795
I think so

Woe to the hero who ignores her because he thought she's leeching his xp. Ignored Cursed Swords are some of the biggest yanderes in MGE.

>>21547876
How does she keep them away does she say embarrassing things about you?

>>21547847
>Ufu--ooh!

I'm gonna tease a Christmas Cake monster about being a virgin and not being able to rape a boy

you guys gotta see this shit
/g/1072322/0c831173ad/

SNNNNNNNNNNEK

>>21547888
The way she keeps rubbing up against you when she teases you about never having touched a girl is just a sneaky way of marking you with her mana.

>>21547912
I mean yeah

It's pretty old bruh

>>21547885
That sounds pretty hot. I bet she buys other things that can cause monsterization aswell!

>>21547921
I wonder if her friends tell her to just rape the boy and get it over with

>>21547913
How fucking fit is this guy?

>>21547893
>"Look at these huge tits and that spankable ass. How could you not have guys throwing themselves at you? Must be because you're a plump nerd who spends all her time in her room masturbating to 2D human boys."
>she's beet-red, but can't really deny it

>>21547931
She probably just finds it more fun to tease him until he finally rapes her.

Would you worship chaos?

>>21547952
Marry a chaos girl and don't question what she's doing.

>>21547887
It would probably be a bad idea to leave her out of the adventuring party and only talk to her at "save points," wouldn't it? I don't think they could handle being ignored for the whole adventure.

>>21547952
I heard her hair for this had its own dedicated animator

>*teleports behind you*
>"Nothing personal, human"

>>21547924
>Kiki featherdusters
>weresheep wool blankets
>Harpy down pillows
>Dragon literally anything

>>21547932
He's not lifting all of her; she could even be helping.

>>21547965
Hold it right there.

>>21547966
>Slime skin gel/lube
>Apophis venom spice
>Mucus toad/Unagi-Joro hair gel/lube

>>21547885
>Human women brushing their hair with mana-infused brushes.
>The Tanuki who sold it to them tells them that it may look like just some fancy brush but it feels really good and that they won't want to stop brushing once they start.
>True to the tanuki's word, it does just that. Something about the brush seems to give a pleasant tingling sensation.
>And so they would keep brushing and brushing, without a care in the world.
>They don't even notice their own hair slowly growing in length. Soon, her own hair is brushing itself.
>Rather than be shocked or otherwise displeased about becoming a Kejourou, they're quite pleased. They'll run their fingers through their hair.
>It feels amazing to them and It's better than it ever has been. They'll start to wonder if there any cute, single, virile men out there who would enjoy it as well...

>>21547965
*blocks your path*

>>21548004
>Cute virile soldier man patrolling the streets
>Pretty quiet mostly.
>At least until i see a very attractive women walking by herself.
>Decide to follow and make sure shes safe.
>Eventually she goes down a dark alley
>move to follow her.
>See her turn a corner in the alley.
>Turning the same corner i just see a brick wall.
>Stop and wonder where she went.
>Dont feel her hair snaking around me.

>>21548011
>whirlythingie in her hair
>holds her sword Zatoichi style
How chuuni is this girl?

>>21548011
You're naive if you think a demon silver sword is gonna stop me from fluffing that tail

shop.sentaifilmworks.com/products/monster-musume-skateboard-deck

>Tony "hawk" lol

>>21548021
Well, the more chuuni she is, the more fun it would be to tease her when she grows out of the phase

>>21548035
What if she never grows out of it though?

>>21548034
Who the fuck uses these in public?

>>21548034
There's a pun in here about grinding somewhere. I just need to find it.

>>21548102
>tfw digitigrade hellhounds and anubis soon
I am fucking hyped. Hopefully he does it to the manticore as well.

>>21548074
Kids who skate?

>>21548074
Most people buy them as art pieces to put on the wall and admire when it involves custom graphics they like/are rare. Otherwise you'd have this awesome design you love that gets gashed, gouged, and sanded down to bare wood as you use it and often times that shits limited run so you just used and abused the only one you'll ever get.

The only good pharaoh is a graped pharaoh

>>21547991
>Hair gel
I don't even want to imagine what woman is buying that, but more monsters is a good thing at least.

>>21548197
The only good pharaoh is a dead pharaoh. Mission accomplished, I'm going home now.

>>21548215
I wasnt sure what to put it as. New would be:
>mucus toad/unagi joro lube
>slime dildos
>dorome mud face mask
>arachne silk spindles

>>21548215
>I don't even want to imagine what woman is buying that
An assload generally speaking. You're probably thinking of hair gel that rockers use to spike their hair or emos do for their bowl cuts that make the hair solid like a rock but it can range from almost water to proper jelly and the effects can range from mild holding power to a hairspray like effect. They usually use it to augment hairspray usage because that shit makes you smell like aerosol chemicals and when you use holding gels and creams you can control how your hair sits using your hands, brush, comb, and hair dryer.
If mamano based hair gel went into cosmetics something like 80% or more women would run the risk of exposure to it at any given time and something like 70% of men. Combine that with branching into the lube market and you could feasibly have a 100% at-risk population coverage.

>>21548343
Sidenote: if you could convince them kejourou hair wigs could hit something like 20% of women and men, not including theatrical use.

>>21548368
Kejourou would be very resistant to cutting and selling their hair. Your best bet is like stated earlier just selling hairbrushes infused by their mana. Although you could get a hold of pure mana pretty easily from kej couples with high grade mana cages. Then it just becomes a matter of infusing normal items and selling them.

Cheesy company add
>Lilim in a suit and a smile on screen
>"Hi, I'm Emilia, and welcome to Lust.co, you number one in adding the extra spice to you love life!"
Screen has her walk by people making various products, from sprays to clothing.
>"We here at Lust.co work everyday to supply our customers with only the best service, With us, there is little you cant achieve romantically!"
>"Girl of your dreams turned you down? We can fix that! Can get the man you want to look at you? We can fix that! Divine hero wanting to smite you in the name of god? Still not a problem!"
>"All you have to do is swear your loyalty to the 45th princess of the demon lo-"
The video is edited rather sloppily and jumpcuts
> "All you have to do is subscribe to our services and you will have what you desire! so what are you waiting for? call the number below now!"

Worship the cat

>>21548414
All cats know they are worshiped.

>>21548418
Explains why they're so smug.

Ultra rare Yellow Oni!

>>21548460
She seems excited.

>>21548380
Honestly if the goal is to infect the most people just drop khepri bombs into the mississippi, great lakes, beer factories, soft/energy drink factories, and choice easily accessed water reservoirs/aquifers/towers basically just hit the water table. In the long run it'll be cheaper, easier, harder to stop, hit a wider amount of people in bigger exposures before discovery, and will be MUCH harder to clean up than simple removal of products and public warnings would be.
Mamano products are romantic but for effectiveness and the most bang for your buck just hit something people can't stand to or just literally can't live without. Hit aquafina, dasani or budweiser and you'll knock out any possible timely emergency relief water for affected areas forcing them to drink and corrupt or risk death from dehydration. Assuming the water table in general is thoroughly contaminated rainwater itself could become a vector which opens a whole bag of problems like rain exposure and possibly even mist and fog resulting in corruption and also preventing it as a source of drinking water that could have been used while the contaminated waterworks are scrubbed somehow.

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>>21548460
Pineapple oni.

>>21548460
I want to make a harem of every flavor of oni.

>>21548465
>yellow oni
>gets more genki the more she drinks

>>21547965
>>21547970
>>21548011
>Swords

>>21548571
>evil
Oh no!

>>21548571
>those baby arms and wrists for a revolver
>a revolver at all
>on a ground locked target
Прощай сука

>>21548592
>posting sample images

Like bringing a knoife to a gun fight.

>>21548554
They'll enjoy your flavor the most though.
Just imagine them taking turns drowning your member in sake and licking it up, trying to bring you to climax so they can taste the alcohol mixed with your seed.

>>21548592
>>21548596
>Earth weapons

>>21548596
Forgot I even had the sample saved.

>>21548596
This is the sort of weapon you can expect from a Mofu Yakuza Hitfox.

>>21548604
Is this a Finnish birb?

>>21548602
>ground based cqc anything versus aerial units with bombs and guns
>>21548596
>shells
>no barrel to contain spread or form gas pressure
It's like you want them to die to anything further than 10 feet away.

>>21548602
Bad End.

>>21548602
Put it down!

>>21548571
>Ahaha Even if you're a grown man, you can't do anything about a gun.
I'm calling the police

>>21548612
Now that you mention it that fucking puukko makes it seem that way, doesn't it?

>>21548646
Are you British?

There are worse things than guns

>>21548664
>brown people

>>21548706
Yetis hug people without consent! Someone should call the hellhound police.

>>21548710
I'll take Yeti hug-rape over officer Hellhound rape-rape

>>21548706
Spoiler that shit, please

>>21548710
She better not be hugging married men!

>>21548710
What does it feel like to cum from hugs alone?

>>21548767
She may or may not be married too

>>21548011
>>21547970
>>21547965

Holst knights are the perfect companions for an adventure, not only are they great fighters but also help keep you hydrated on your journey.

>>21548814
What a slut.

>>21548991
Yeah, so long as your rival/enemy/whatever don't wear red. Also, you can't take her out in the fall. Just get yourself a nice soldier beetle with some water skins on her back. Much lower maintenance.

>>21548991
That sword looks awfully blunt, and judging from the artist' tweet she is mostly interested in being a tank with her shield rather than attacking. But she's still curious and adventurous!

>>21549010
Hey now, holstaurs aren't at the mercy of the color red! They just have to be careful not to stare at red for too long.

>Wake up
>See this
>What do

>>21549066
Who?

>>21548554

Pussycat

>>21549066
Tell the owls to leave. They are trespassing, which is a crime.

>>21549066
Probably get an erection.

>>21549066
>"Get out of my house and go to bed. It's early."
The actual answer is actually "knee one and kick the other, then shoo them away or otherwise attempt to forcefully remove them from my place of slumber," but I imagine I'd learn to adapt to some things if this wasn't an uncommon circumstance. Also, buy better locks.

>>21549071

>Cherry-flavored sukeban oni
>Lime-flavored gal oni
>Lemon-flavored big sis oni
>Liquorice-flavored business oni

>>21548991
>she pushes her shield against an order soldier
>trips and fall on him
>her massive chest buries his face

>>21549072

>>21549066
Say fuck it and go to sleep again. I'm not a morning person

>>21548991
Fucking nice, always love more Holstaur art especially more unique stuff like this, I'd definitely go adventuring with her.

>>21549104
I do not wish to speak to this cat.

>Officer Shortstack tries to give you a ticket for jaywalking
>you pick her up like she's nothing
>tells you it's gonna be a felony if you don't put her down right now
>five minutes later, you're fucking her brains out in the back of her cruiser
>a couple hours later you leave her barely conscious with you seed leaking from her holes, telling her she's gonna need back up to arrest you
>the next day she's knocking on your door with her equally short and stacked partner telling you they are taking you in for sexually assaulting an officer
>several hours later, they're both shuffling back into the station, empty handed with disheveled clothes and stuffed with semen

>>21549112
Would you at least give her a hug? She looks like she's had a bad day.

>>21549121
of course,first its a hug,then a kiss here and there then before you know it you end up married to a catgirl by the end of the week

>>21549121
Probably because she's a bad cat. I would seek out the dogs instead.

>Sweatin' with the Oldies

>>21549066
What was she planning on doing with that spoon?

>>21549144
Sounds fun. If by "Sweatin' with the Oldies" you mean having hot, sweating sex with older monster girls.

>>21549146
>eat ass

>>21549150
>richard simmons as an mg

>>21549146
She heard about spooning and assumed you'd need a spoon for it.

>>21549066
Kf is dead

>>21549196
And you're the one who killed it, dipshit.

>>21549196
And clearly the girls are looking for new homes now that they are out of work.

>>21549196
i'm going to miss all the animal dick futa art

>Your waifu is wearing your daughter's clothes to feel young again

>my dreams
>my reality

>>21549208
What?

>>21549407
Thsts no sader

Best girl to dress up in Ivy from Soulcalibur’s outfit?

>>21548659
>white and blue colors
>molotov cocktail
>wintery outfit
Is Finnish birb. A "lintu", if you will.

>>21549347
Is this achievable natty?

Do you think you would understand your waifu from the start? It seems fun to have that language barrier to get past. What would she sound like anon? I imagine my waifus voice to sound like its a whisper being carried by a strong winter breeze.

>>21549467
She's an elf, I'd be surprised if it wasn't natty

>>21549343
T-shirt and panties are a great combo on a woman.

>>21549469
>Fun to have a language barrier to get past
It won't seem to be as fun when you are in the middle of a forest scared shitless running away from a foreign monster girl wanting to rape you but in reality she just want to offer you delicious food and a warm place to rest.

>>21549343
Correct me if I’m wrong, but I don’t think breasts work like that?

How about a human maid that wants to become a kikimora to serve her master better?

>>21549531
Do you even 2D

>>21549537
Why not a human maid that already mastered the ancient art of maidfu so she is best than most kikimoras? I bet those feather brains would be jealous.

>>21549469
I don't speak zipangunese so we wouldn't. We'd have to learn the other's language together and she would speak correctly but with a heavy accent.

>>21549456
Was that the dyke?

>>21549562
>Not mentioning the funny period were she speaks broken english and has trouble pronouncing words then asking you for help

>>21549469
She speaks Draconic. I do not. I must learn her language for it is unbecoming for any words to pass from her luscious lips in the tongue of lesser beings.
She once accidentally ordered the wrong thing in a restaurant and is embarrassed but won't admit it

>>21549667
What are you talking about? Closed on Sundays is a fine delicacy!

>>21549667
I bet she only goes to Dragon restaurants and demands that the waitress speak Draconic herself

>>21549681
OMELETTE DU FROMAGE!

>>21549684
cool looking dragon

Tree snake?

>>21549520
>Pass out from exhaustion
>Last thing you see is the foreign monster approach
>Wake up in her house in a warm, soft bed.
>The monster girl offers you what appears to be a kind of soup.
>It's really delicious. You tell her this and thank her
>Although she replies in a language you don't know, her smile and tone of voice make it obvious that she's happy you like it.

>>21549469
"don't underestimate the importance of BODY LANGUAGE!"-Ursula

>>21548011
She looks smol, I bet I could just pick her up and move her out of the way.

>>21549738
TARZAN NO THAT'S NOT A VINE

>>21549469
Probably not. I don't speak Zipangu, but she may know some English.

>>21549756
Who are these then?

>>21549738
>TRUSSSSSST IN MEEEEEE
>JUSSSSSST INNN MEEEEEE

>>21549120
When will they learn

>>21548571
i want this young evil to shoot me

>>21549819
>Get shot with demon silver bullets
>Whole body feels numb as you look down and notice no bullet wound
>Just a raging erection

>>21549792
>Winnie the Pooh voice

>>21549784
>SHEKS MACHIIN desu!

>https://i.imgur.com/bduLoJV.jpg
multiple limbs are great

>>21549848
The face of a happy imotou

>>21549819
>>21549838
This but with real bullets.

>>21549844
>Join the Unity or die DIEDIEDIE

>>21549469
We’d understand each other to begin with, but I’d still like to pick up Infernal sooner or later.

Gonna watch Gundam with a gremlin.

>>21549469
outside of me initially trying to ask questions neither of us would talk much at all

>>21549898
I approve.

>>21549903
Kuus shouldn’t marry other kuus.

>>21549898
What sort of anime would a crow tengu enjoy?

>>21549848
If I saw that shit on my back I'd perform some wrestling-style backdrop on it.

>>21549912
nonsense

>>21549915
Something with swords.

>>21549898
>What, it just shoots shit?
>What’s the point if it can’t give you a screaming orgasm at the same time?

>>21549927
>Deep within her spirit circuit, Automanee felt a deep and disturbing sensation.

>>21549919
Unending awkward silence and unresolved disputes are no way to go through life.
I feel like there’s a few reasons why my waifu is pretty much on the polar opposite end of the assertiveness spectrum from me.

>>21549949
See, but automatons CAN do both.
It’s no wonder why Gremlins are so fascinated with them.

>>21549951
nothing awkward about being silent together

>>21549966
t. NEETipede

>>21549738
A Shirohebi so ancient she has branches growing off her head

Imagine being the anon who unseals her

>>21549788
I see a moth, 2 succs, maybe a dragon, and a Nurarihyon

>>21549979
I volunteer!

>>21549974
i'd a neetipede

Would you?

>>21550019
I leave spiders in my house alone so that they keep the ‘pedes and other vermin insects away.

>>21550019

i need her to bite me a lot

>>21550053
i only have house centipedes and they go after the spiders that i leave alone until they get near me

>>21550053
My policy is "I won't kill it, as long as I don't see it"
Or I just let the wasps get them

>>21549917
Why do you hate your daughter so?

>>21550062
I need her to hug me a lot.

>>21550097
she can do both!

>>21550092
>wasps INSIDE your home
What the fuck are you doing mate?

>>21550109

>>21550109
That's a very strange thing to infer and it's incorrect

>>21550220

Would you visit the MGC zoo?

>>21550220
Little undead girls are the best

>>21550232

I hate snakes, how could I protect myself from lamias?

>>21550237
i'd go to the aquarium

>>21550265
I am responding to your post

dont want to

>>21550248
I want to help lich-san perfect that figure.
Using it on other girls!

>>21550260
Marry a mongoose MG.

>>21550273
good job?

>>21550265
Sounds fun. Just remember to keep your ear plugs in and dont lean over the side of the tanks.

>>21550301
but what if they beckon me to dip my head in?

>>21550273
OK?

>>21550237
She's looking at him with such lust that it made him cum.

>>21547952
Don't you have a Trojan War to go start, Eris?

>>21550319
Do it at your own risk. The monstergirl city zoo is not liable for any sudden marriages that happen between staff and single anons.

>>21550342
A common occurrence for shotas and men to face while visiting the zoo.

>>21550358
i can't resist swimming with sexy fish, anon.

>>21549979
>at first it was gratitude that you barely understood due to the archaic Zipangunese she spoke
>then you realized there was a giant white snake tail following you around
>then you noticed all women you met have suspiciously fiery blue eyes and will literally cross the street to avoid you
>after which she turns up again speaking the current era's Zipangunese to invite you to her shiny new shrine
>it's hard to ignore the ryu who used to run the place standing with the other shirohebi with poorly bleached hair to greet the ur-hebi

>>21550237
>She's looking at him with so much lust he's cumming his pants from it
This thread never fails to give me new fetishes.

>>21550301
What's the worst that could happen?

>>21550385
>>21550399
Then feel free. Just make sign the breeding sign up sheets and what ever girl snatches you up will be your partner. Have fun!

>>21550389
Its wonderful

Remember, 4 is the best harem number and a Queen slime is not a harem.

>>21550428
>4 is the best harem number
My man, I want KC to make another cowgirl so that I could have a perfect sized harem of cows.

>>21550428
You mean 3

>>21548991
BATTLE CATTLE

>>21550438
Nope.
4 is superior.

>>21549684
Level 50, wow!

Slimy hugs

>>21550456
you should see her older Sister!

>>21550428
Says you.

>>21550470
>You will never have a thick, meaty Dragon sit on you after losing to her.

>>21550480
A queen slime isn't a harem! Its just elaborate RP!

>>21550481
Its the little victories that matter.

Look at this... Isn't that CHEATING?!

Get back to work.

>>21550513
back to worshiping that fat ass.

>>21550513
Hush, I just got off work.

>>21550513
Does fucking an anubis count as work?

>>21550504
How?
>>21550513
Pharaoh said I get to slack off for the day because I have a cute butt.

>>21550428
>not 3 with a hard limit of 8

Which monster is most autistic

>>21550504
>Vampires with huge Hypno jugs
How is a man to keep his virginity against such beings.

>>21550532

>>21550532
Your waifu.

>>21550545
Makes me want a bunch of hugely busty cakes to try and seduce me before the others do.

>>21550504
>>21550526
> this >>21550545
< plus

>>21550532
Anubis

>>21550416
>that music note
you will never have an mg casually present herself to you for breeding while humming like it's natural

>>21550577
I see no problem here. I love my vampire onee-chan. I was so silly before, screaming and calling her a crazy lady. Her boobs showed me I was being silly. I just need to be near her and I will be happy.

>>21550416
i'll walk the tank perimeter until the fish i desire comes up to the glass

>>21550571
And here to support your judgement
< these lovely acquaintances *imagine them backing you*

>>21550576
>>21550577
I bet undead kingdoms are filled with hugely busted beauties just waiting for a strong young anon to come in so they can use their hypno jugs on him.

>>21549030
>holst tank
>can quickly feed milk to her hubby to fill up his health and mana while shrugging off most hits, making her a great addon for anybody from a caster to beserker
>can taunt and aggro opponents
>resistant to most taunts because dum dums
Brilliant

>>21550610
a little off but still one of my favorite friends

>>21550590
Its like a sirens call. Once men see them presenting and singing their mating tune its all over. In 9 months the Zoo usually also gets a few more additions as well!

>>21550607
Good plan. Just becareful not to slip into the exhibit prematurely.

>>21550620
Monstergirls in military uniforms are top tier

>>21550599
Did her breasts also tell you that they will get even softer if you let her suck your blood whenever she wants?

>>21550629
military mg's taking you prisoner is top tier

>>21550629
The best

>>21550599
I am in the same position. No idea why i resisted the advances of my vampire momster.

>>21550607
That's a very risky strategy.

>>21550636
>tfw signaller
>tfw high priority for interrogation
I just hope they don't send in any sharply dressed busty foxgirls, or I might be at risk of breaking.

>>21550634
Yes! How did you know?
>>21550654
Vampire mistresses are so kind.

>>21550654
Vampire milk makes your blood extra tasty!

>>21550339
It is ok

>>21550686
Are you sure?

>>21550656
fishwife is worth danger!

>>21550665
>Yes! How did you know?

Vampires are always softer after a good meal.

>>21550705
You bet.

>>21550683
Then its a good thing i love drinking it. Only the best tasting blood is good enough for my momster!

>>21548847
Im sorry Supreme Gentlewoman, please protect me from this Order bitch.

>>21547965
She is going to rape you? I assume.

>>21550693
This particular Succ always looks suspicious.

>>21548847
But partying around with the Hellhounds was so fun! How was I going to know you liked me if you didn't told me?

Big. Blue. Ass.

>>21548847
We'll see how that inner strength helps her when I start eating her out.

>>21550764
>Her reaction after being challenged to a fight by a young adventurer that's way below her level.

>>21550764
Gonna slap until it's purple!

>>21548847
Just do your job and help me, my wife and I will pay you for it

You wouldn't date a human that explicitly says she's a monster girl and is willing to beat you up for saying otherwise right?

>>21550764
I need it on my face.

>>21550781
She lost to a man in a dog costume!

>>21550615
Big familiars shaming their masters are too damn good

>>21550793
To be fair, that guy can sleep curled up like a literal dog. Anyone who can do that has super powers. Doggo super powers.

>>21550807
>Doggo super powers

>>21550802

>>21550827
Danua is too cute.

>>21550693
Yes

>>21550827
I don't know what an SSR is, but her horn decorations look pretty.

>>21550825
No, Patrick, bondage is not a super power.

>>21550764
I like big blue ass on young, small, flat-chested Demons.

>>21550848
>I don't know what an SSR is

>>21547833
I'm not usually a haremfag but something appeals to me about having both a Kej and an Ochi as wives. After all, lords do have concubines. Maybe even throw in a Kunoichi for good measure.

>>21550851
Says who?

>>21550875
>not having your nurarihyon help the young yokai serving you swallow your whole dick all at once

>>21550825
The guy from extra credits?

>>21550900
KDF

Fug monsters all day long

>>21550908
Hug monsters all day long.

>Ancient evil monster trying to confess to you
>Can only manage a murmured voice that's a far cry from her normal commanding voice
Why are older and powerful monsters always so cute?

>>21550930
>>21550800
If all you're going to do is post images from /r/monstergirl with no attempt at discussion can you just stick to looking at the images there?

>>21550914
fug hug them

>>21550922
Read that as "ancient evil momster" for a second.

>>21550950
>Unseal an ancient evil monster
>She finds you really cute and becomes your momster.
best end.

>>21550922
With frightening POTENTIAL!
> though I'd rather a good-girl, if she turned out like a "certain-psychopath-ice-making/wielding-blue-hair-seriously-op-b!tch"... That is just me I'm sure

>>21550970
Imagine her giving you away at your wedding.

>>21550980
What would the fiancee need to do to gain her approval

>>21550980
Oh god you'd need a mop for all of her tears.

Which one would you rather be stranded on a remote island with?

>>21551012
A mop you say?

>>21550980
what if i am getting married to my momster?

>>21551016
Both are good but I'd rather a shark

>>21551030
Have it your way.

>>21550980
I bet she would be excited for grandkids

>>21551016
Feel the eel!

>>21551043
I wonder which monster would be the best grandma?

They're multiplying!

>>21551059
Yeti grandma has the best cookies and hugs

>>21550880
>And spider girl with her amazing power of bondage she captures all the evildoers!
>And also the hero depending on her mood.

>>21551001
Show how evil she is and how far she is willing to go for you, of course.

RARE

>>21551106
Flat Bat Tats deserve hugs

What's your waifu's favorite flower?

>>21551001
Tanuki mom expects her to have her own business

>>21551115
Fat Bat Tats deserve hugs too.

>>21551132
>>21551115
All bats are cute and should be given a basket of fruit along with the hug

>>21551128
Cannabis.

>>21551128
She IS the flower.

>>21551128
Me, Im her delicate flower.

>>21550858
Damn Tanukis. How much money do I need to pay to unlock this image?

>>21550930
Dumb Cowgirl.

>>21551185
Smart Cowgirl!

>>21551132
>Bats and other harpies with fat tits need to wear virgin killers for their wings.
Dangerous!

>>21550900
>>21550902
what if they are the same person?

>>21551128
i hate flowers

>>21551152
what's that juice she's in taste like?

>>21551176
All I can think about now is how some MGs tastes would probably end up making their Incubi husbands look beautiful / pretty / feminine ect.

Imagine a lad with a hime cut that may as well be a trap, but actually loves to bang his waifu, play gorey vidya, watch some sports, and cuts timber for the winter manly man style.

I guess it would be some kind of reverse tomboy?

>>21551245
Dont insult kdf like that.

>>21551260
Is that bapho with D’s someones waifu?

>>21551260
I'm not so sure the changes to the husband would be quite so dramatic like that.

>>21551296
It's highly unlikely that they would. MG largely don't care about appearance at all, so the changes made to suit her tastes usually just mean getting rid of things that get in the way of sex. I think a fat incudick is standard, but aside from that it'd be mostly weight loss, curing any diseases and so on.

>>21551270
More like insulting the extra credits guy, at least he's interesting and not a creepy fucker.

>>21551296
it would depend on if the husband is fine with changing that much.

>>21551296
I'm sure if they both wanted that look it probably would happen but if it's only one of them then it would probably meet somewhere halfway between both's tastes.

>when you want to be pretty but also fuck women

>>21551276
No idea.

>>21551030
>>21551037

I wonder what valentines day is like in a monster school, would you give your crush a valentine?

>>21551321
Who here isn't creepy?
Everyone with a name to them has some sort of fuckery going on.

>>21551343
You'd give your crush the dick. The chocolate is mere foreplay.

>>21551259
go and have a taste

>>21551346
It's honestly just a handful
most of the name writers/artists/named waifufags are okay

>>21551321
>he's interesting
That's one way to say a white knight who back stabs people and throws them under a bus to fit in with the social justice crowd.
Say what you want about KDF's fetishes but unlike that guy he actually seems nice

Which is the less haram way to obtain a conventionally sexy curvy goat?
[] taking a baphomet and giving her potions until she's of average height and appropriately meaty
[] taking a wine goat and curing her of her substance abuse issue

...

>>21551370
>us vs them bullshit
I'm not surprised you're part of the KDF fanclub.

>>21551321
Anyone who wants to ban sexy is gunna be a creepy fucker.

>>21551374
Dammit the girl in the back is cute too.

How do we stop the monster tide? Do we just give up?

>>21551371
Give bapho mega potion. Wine mom needs the wine to live.

>>21550851
Kdf could have fooled me.

>>21551381
I don't buy into that shit either, I try avoid twitter drama and all that gamergate bullshit but I've heard enough about him through other people bitching to know he's the type to backstab people to make himself look better.
Backstabbers aren't nice people.

>>21551374
I want an undead momster so bad!

>>21551369
All writers are shit.

What kind of monster would your momster not approve of you dating?

>>21551355
I like my sanity

>>21551227
Shotas are overpowered?

>>21551389
Yes. All the better if you lay down with your pants off during and after the process of surrender.

>>21551393
>Wine mom
>Drinking during pregnancy
>"Ish okay, ish hooooly wine."
>YFW she's actually right
Fuckin' Bacchus, man.

Mouse over one and decide your fate. No backsies.

>You attend a beer-fueled karaoke party with Oni office workers. The girls come in all different colors and all have their own quirks, but share the traits of being overworked and wanting to unwind.
>Weekend fishing trip with sporty Mershark angler and reliable Sahuagin boat captain. It's deepsea fishing. They're gunning for record swordfish.
>As part of a mysterious contest you have to spend a single night alone in a haunted shrine. You get to bring food, small supplies of your choosing, and a video camera to document the experience as authentic. A lonely, ghostly mofu may or may not stalk the halls.
>You got VIP tickets to an Monster Girl League baseball game, the Westlake Maneatears vs. the Southtown Cavalry. The MG sports leagues are well-known for their boisterous displays of superhuman physicality. As a VIP you even get a backstage meet and greet with your favorite team.

>>21551420
You don't wanna be mind broken by a plant?

>>21551443
Forcefully mindbreaking Anons is wrong. The best kind of MG is the one that makes you her cute little lapdog completely voluntarily because she's just that alluring and beautiful.

https://i.imgur.com/fCWKAQk.jpg

New finished commission! Another busty large mouse pic!

>>21551296
Well we know physical maturity can change drastically if the monster is into that.

>It could be as a boy, as a young man, or as a mature man. Since an incubus is a being that's convenient for a monster, they change depending on the tastes of the monster that they're paired with. In this way, an incubus is none other than an ideal male to a female monster.

But yeah, becoming a "beautiful boy" may be more out there. Even with monsterization the woman tends to have her existing attractive human features enhanced/idealized rather than altered to suit another sort of beauty. Still it can happen, and prisoner fruits are noted to enhance a man's looks too.

>>21551455
I wouldn't mind becoming a twink.

>>21551420
overrated

>>21551414
Absolute statements are shit.

>>21551453
Man, I remember when your daughterus were still lolis. This is still super hot though.

>>21551016
Eel if I ever want to see land again, Kelp if I want to start over underwater

>>21551415
Pharaoh wouldn't like to see you dating a grape snake

>>21551459
you'd drink it? her pussy and ass have been touching it all day

>>21551440
>lonely, clingy Kitsune-Bi
I feel like the most likely result is that we both end up scaring the shit out of each other at first. After that we’d hit it off fine.
But all in all I’d say I got the winning choice there. Can’t beat the spirit fluff.

>>21551016
Eel, period. They're my favorite.

>>21551453
This one's just as cute as it is lewd, nice.

>>21551463
It’s hard to find good Loli artists nowadays, especially ones who speak English and are accessible for commissions. It also doesn’t help I’m on a fat boob binge and am constantly daydreaming about playing with my wives’ tits.

>>21551415
Oni moms won't let their son date unless the bitch can out drink her