/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Why is this general on /jp/? This isn't Otaku culture.

Maids are olev

>>21591993
It's a long story, newbie.

did you cry when she raped you, anon? how did it feel? what happened during the rape? when did the rape start feeling good? was it the only time she raped you or was there more than one instance she raped you?

Gazer's new hairstyle is cute!

>>21591993
Right, I forgot otakus only cared about 2hu and idols.

>>21592017
What is idol exactly?

>>21592017
I want to lovingly rape a heart suit cheshire.

>>21592017
Alice in wonderland and pop stars would be Japan's obsession then... not following what is popular in west atm.
Off-topic: Why I'm getting 30 captcha's on /pol/, but here on /jp/ only 1 or 2. Sounds like tampering of 4chan boards.

>>21592037
it happens no matter the board. It just seems random where i can get 30 and 0 on here in the same day.

>>21592030
>What is idol exactly?
A miserable little pile of Wendi coats

>>21592037
>/pol/,
Stay there

>>21591993
Mods wanted to put us on the /jp/ reservation, as they needed more land for the united states of /a/merica.
Also, we have worldbuilding books, manga, anime, visual novels, games, etc, so we're basically in the same boat as Fate and 07th Expansion at this point, and thus no longer /a/ related.
Inb4 "but this is clearly /d/!"
We have Fate, Onahole threads and some degenerate diaper memeshit here, we're basically a sfw japanese-themed porn discussion board, so it works well enough.
With that said, which bug girl is the best bug girl?

Dragons are apex predators, the top of the Monster Girl power chart, the most intimidating and powerful! Give them the respect and tribute they deserve!

>>21592017
Cheshire-Chan is cute!
Even if she’s short, flat, and suffers from excess wonderland meat

>>21592060
>With that said, which bug girl is the best bug girl?

>>21592064
stinky lizard

>to the anon asking about german monsters
Take your pick. The germans already did 99.8% of the work for you due to their innate racial ability handed down from their nordic ancestors to be able to just weld tits and anthropomorphize literally anything so they can fuck it. Those fuckers will flat out waifu trees, literal non-anthromorphized trees
eschenfrau, bärwolf, bermönch, buschgroßmutter, changelings in general theres wild variants sometimes as many as 20 for just one region, elves, alps, hags, kobolds, dwarves, erdhenne, elwetrisch, roggenmuhme, frau holle, hulder, linnormr, krampus, moosleute, nachtkrapp, nixes, rasselgeiß, rogenwolf(what holo is), schellenrocks, tatzelwurm, weiße frau(white elves), wiedergängers, and wolpertingers

>>21592064

>>21592064
I'm gonna pinch her belly and their is nothing she can do about it.

>>21592064
I'd give a brown lolidragon tribute, I'll even get on my knees but she'll be on all fours

>>21592064
If I met one I'd be so scared I couldn't talk.

>>21592073
All dragons are fat, they just try to hide it

How do you think the various Baphomets would react to Earth? And what do you think they'd do?

>>21592119
>Who is this "FBI" and why should we be afraid of them?

>>21592083
Dragons get lazy because they're so powerful, they start relying too much on threats and intimidation instead of actually doing anything.

A dragon's husband also needs to stop spoiling her and bringing her treats, cuddles, and messages whenever she asks, that just encourages their laziness!

>>21592107
That's how

>succ keeps getting mocked by other monsters fofr her small boobs
>finds and fucks a guy she likes
>her mocking intensifies as though she remains largely same, her chest becomes a washboard
>she's pretty miserable about her (lack of) boobs
>her hubby on the other hand is not
I fucking love DFC. why are they so rare?

>>21592131
So you're saying dragon husbands should fight their waifus?

Pick one.

>>21592146
No, they need to be braver, tougher, and stronger willed than that

They need to suggest she get a salad and tea instead of a Triple Jumbo Burger with a Chocolate Shake

>>21592060
Any of the Regura bugs, although I have a preference for this one.

>>21592147
Do I have to? I’ll gladly marry all of those girls bipedal or not.

>>21592147
Bicorn.

>>21592153
That’s protein though.
For muscles!

>>21592147
Bicorn and i would force her to monogamy.

>>21592131
You fool! That's the best part! Watching her hardened abs and toned legs slowly melt into a plush tummy and thick thighs is the whole point! Seeing a proud dragon turn into a soft, cuddly lizard is the highest pleasure a man can experience!

>>21592153
I mean, denying a dragon her sweets is like trying to deny a lizardman her duel, she'll just become increasingly irate until she gets her way. And god forbid if you tell her you think she's getting fat and should hit the gym

Is this some kind of signaling?

>>21592107
What happens if you pop a boner while watching a monster do this to monsterize a women?

>>21592144
As long as a monster had a man who loved her, she wouldn't care what others thought.

>>21592173
But she'll still insist she's a proud terrifying dragon that commands respect and fear, how can she be that when she's also insisting on you in her lap, with her no longer rock hard body? You wouldn't pretend she is and lie to her, would you?

>>21592127
You misumderatood; they should be afraid of you. I pity the fools that try to separate a bapho from her man.

>>21592119
Marune and Grelia would immediately start working on improving our agricultural and medical fields.
Kuroferuru and Shirokuto would most likely outright mass corrupt everything.
Momonika and Ropurotto would turn their surrounding into one big fun filled Sabbath branch.
Runya Runya and Bapho-chan would carefully study us and slowly take action to solve our most worrisome issues.

I'd personally hope Shirokuto would come, it'd be very entertaining to see a cute chuuni loli goat wipe out an entire city's defense and turn it into one big demon realm fuckfest with her overwhelming magic.

>>21592206
Immediate threesome so she can show the newly monsterized girl how to use her body.

>>21592119
No idea, but i cant wait to fuck an oppai-loli in public and call people bigots for objecting to our culture. Even better if she is using theiromancy.

>>21592244
>Trolls, but its mamano
>Shes raping her, and then they are going to rape me!
>proceed to get held down by the new troll as the old one shows her how its done.
I would watch it.

>>21592147
They should have Satyros legs if they’re going to be bipedal. They look strange having knees.

How do you feel about monster girl geniuses?

>>21592337
They're great.

>>21592263
>Trolls

>>21592367
>Honeycock
Lewd and cute.

>>21592374
sugardick is also a good nickname

>>21592060
Regura's Shiromantis. I don't know what it is but that fucker's batting 500 on his MILF game.

>>21592060

>>21592388
I wonder what his next one is going to be. I am pretty sure his last 2 were on human women.

>>21592396
I'd be fine with more Carmilla.

Which tarrasque would be a better monstergirl?
The dnd dragon dino
Or the original one with a lion head, turtle body, and 6 bear arms

>>21592349
Gremlins aren't geniuses, they're mad scientists.
Who the hell puts drug injectors and hip movers on their own bed?

>>21592407
Big cat

>>21592414
Small cat.

Whatever happened to Hhhori?

>>21592411
I'll just stick with the Dn'D one

>>21592430
Got banned from most monster girl servers and spends most her time on twitter retweeting politics.

>>21592430
She's on twitter

>>21592407
>Working as a humble servant under the local Pharaoh
>She often pays you visit and tries to ship you with another of her servants
>You always sternly refuse and go back to work
>Until one day she attempted to ship you with that sweet shortstack Sphinx who always greets with you a smile and ample breasts jiggles
>You attempt to refuse but she hears the doubt in your voice and double downs
>Before you know it she has stripped the Sphinx naked and invited you to fuck her brains out

>MGE triggered feminists
Does someone have a shot of that review? I need a laugh

>>21592435
>Got banned from most monster girl servers
How does one fuck up so bad to get banned from multiple Discords?

>>21592435
What was the reason why she got banned? Did she post futa or NTR?

>>21592367
Umbrellas were originally used for shade

>>21592461

Two great tastes for the price of one!

>>21592462
>>21592465
Monos discord
>losenis temp banned
>she goes super passive bitch
>Mono kicks her, not ban, but she doesnt return
TFT
>Bitch fitted and then left, then bicthed to the mods about her content still being on the site when she hadn't request it be taken down

>>21592465
That'd explain why the waifufags stopped commissioning her.

>>21592465
No, but she did post monsterboys.

>>21592465
Nah, furry and gore.

Artists should be seen and not heard. Nothing positive has ever come from an artist being allowed to broadcast their thoughts and opinions.

>>21592504
Lichfag got a recent commission from her.

>>21592510
Its not just that
She says that the gender is up to interpretation and then gets pissed when people are offended by it being male

>>21592516
That's just dumb

>>21592517
I haven't seen any anubisfag art from her in a long time.

>>21592532
t. artist who types about their shill politics (any side) all day on twitter
People just want to see art, not your thoughts.

I want to watch a timid peasant girl become a sexy and rich monster before my eyes.

>>21592471
>girls without carpets is problematic
What?

>>21592541
Anubisfag isnt the only waifufag. Also i dont mean to demean lichfag for it. I think he said it was an old commission that only got finished recently.

>>21592544
Stop following the wrong artists, most don't post politics.

>>21592541

>>21592553
It's problematic because it's less sexy

>>21592576
Well i do enjoy a nice well trimmed bush, but lets be honest thats not why she thinks its bad.

>>21592547
>peasant girl is corrupted into a Mimic
>struggles to contain her new pile of gold coins

>>21592582
>well trimmed
You're weak

>>21592589
And you're gross. Hygiene, learn it.

>>21592592
Hygiene doesn't matter with magical monstergirls, dumbfuck.

>>21592547
Dont care about the rich part, but watching timid or hard women monsterize into my favorite species is my fetish. Therefore I agree.

>>21592597
Hygiene definitely always matters, retard. Why do you think it's handwaved by magic in the first place, idiot? Bet you feel like a real fool now, champ.

>>21592553
I certainly wouldn’t fuck a girl if she didn’t have carpeting in her house.

>>21592589
Sorry man i just fine wild jungles to be disgusting. Nice well manicured lawns are the best.

>>21592611
I fail to see your point. You even admitted that it's handwaved by magic.

>>21591989
How would a cuckhorse and nurarihyon interact?

>>21592592
If you can't appreciate a big sweaty bush filled with strong pheromones because of hygiene then you should marry a hairless species like a slime.

>>21592617
You where the one trying to make a point. Trying, indeed.

>>21592618
They invert and the relationship becomes a fierce bigamy with both fighting to be number one wife.

>>21592618
They'd probably be all over each other whenever they aren't on their husband.

>>21592624
???
>>21592623
this

>>21592586
That's not the only thing she'll struggle to contain.
>>21592599
Which species?

>>21592623
>If you hate unkempt bush you should marry a baldy
lol, that being said, my favorite monstergirls are usually bodyless.

>>21592618
Cuckhorse would use smoke hobo's party to find harem member, smoke hobo helps influence cuck horse's picks. It's diabolical.

>>21592646
Pslime

>>21592664
Is this bullying?
Would using her body to keep beverages cold be bullying?

>>21592676
Ah, you're that guy.

>>21592690
I think so?

>>21592702
The one with a Pslime waifu?

>>21592623
My friend prefers them hairy but I'm not so keen on the idea. Maybe it's the well-oiled body but I've always imagined my waifu being either waxed or well-trimmed with minimal body hair (beyond her big meaty paws of course).

>Are you lost, young man?

>>21592704
There is at least 2, but i am the shortstack pslime guy.

>>21592730
Oh I didn't realise there were 2.

>>21592728
I need an adult.

>>21592739
yeah he came around recently. Wrote a few greentexts as well. Although i am the one who has been autistically posting about them a lot.

>>21592743
She is an adult.

>>21592728
yeah, can i get a ride home in your van? i miss mommy already

Wet dog!

>>21592618
Don't know but if I got them.
The search to find and give girls for the harem of massive tits.

>>21592728
No, I think I'm staring at my new home right now.

>>21592763
That's a hellgoat.

>>21592756
Dammit a kiseru, one of my multiple weaknesses.

>>21592553
Just the typical butthurt and jealousy from 3DPDs, females with body hair are disgusting and they know it.

>>21592678
The drinks wouldn’t be cold. I’d think their slime would be more room temperature than anything.
Now, making your mega busty Yuki-Onna babysitter hold drinks in her cleavage when you go to the movies is totally bullying. And totally ok too.

>>21592806
>Spoiler
I mean, yeah. How else are we going to sneak drinks in? You can only fit so much in her purse and no one is going to check there. I'm not paying the movie nuke five bucks for a soda.

>>21592824
>Meat! Meat! Meat!

embarrassing nicknames for your waifu?

>>21592827
But then what happens when you just reach in for one without even thinking?

>>21592852
The Wendi in front got meat alright

>>21592862
Puddles.

>>21592862
Sugartits
Honeycicle
My one and only
My better half
Best mouth in the west

>>21592862
Pupcake!

>>21592862
cunny bunny.

>>21592862
Mama.

>>21592862
Taser-chan.

>>21592862
fluffybutt
anubutt
a-cute-is
sandwan
beansprout
pawbis
floofygirl
snoozier
snugglepup
goddess

>>21592868
>reach in
Huh? Obviously we'd bring straws that aren't quite long enough. It'd probably be a bit uncomfortable for her, but something you just deal with. Like me not complaining about the weird hole in the popcorn.

>>21592614
Carpeting > Tile > Hardwood > Laminate > Concrete

>>21592337
i want them to belittle me so i can feel worthless and leave

>>21592827
Theater worker here, the reason concessions cost so much is because we make dick all on ticket sales so the profit comes from the higher priced food and drink. Though I'm kinda glad I don't work in a theater that hires or serves monstergirls because fuck that would making cleaning even worse.

>>21592915
based.

>>21592922
Oh, you'd be making dick alright... Pretty sure everyone already knows and doesn't care about the concessions, too.

>>21592915
What about Awoobus?

>>21592922
Are you saying you don't want to work with a Kiki to clean up spilled popcorn?

>>21592919
>Concrete
Do people actually live in houses with bare concrete floors outside of construction? Even when I visit family in eastern Europe they try to cover it with a carpet in the very least. I could only see the most uncaring ushi-oni or pathetic neet oomukade actually living like that

>>21592862
Cutey Crow.
Smartypants.
Feathery Soft.

>>21592064

>>21592946
fuck, i knew I forgot one, thanks

>>21592954
Not him but I totally would. But then, what job wouldn’t be made better with MGs?

>>21592978
Stop her! She stole my muffin!

>>21592954
I guess working with monsters wouldn't be so bad so long as they don't rape me. Also spilled popcorn is no joke the oily fake butter they used stains the ground and needs to be mopped hard though it isn't as bad a spilled pop. Really I just would hope monsters follow the no sex rule

>>21592763
There's a nude version of this.

How long til it gets leaked?

>>21592997
>so bad so long as they don't rape me.
A kiki would never rape you as she watches how well you use a mop realizing that she needs to make a move soon before you don't need a maid for yourself

>>21592997
>Really I just would hope monsters follow the no sex rule
Oh to be young and naive again...

>>21592862
Awoobis, princess, and ankh.
>>21592915
I'll be stealing some of these.

>>21593026
Is it that wrong to hope I wouldn't have to clean up what happens after sex because those seats need to be spotless and also if they have sex they aren't watching the movie so that's a waste of money so why even go to a movie in the first place.

>>21592862
Now I feel terrible because I have no nicknames for my automaton waifu.

>>21592862
>Embarrassing nicknames your waifu calls you

>Sandworm waifu
She calls me Wormfood.

>>21593047
Does she make you dress up as Kevin Bacon when you role play?

>>21592905
Too lewd

>>21593046
Don't worry, just hearing you say her designation would make the temperature of her coolant increase beyond normal levels.

>>21592862
Just the basic stuff. I dont think she really lends herself well to the more unique nicknames.

>>21592956
>not living with free air conditioned flooring

>>21592981
HR.

When you hug a monster does she think about fug?

>>21593088
I bet monsters want to rape the HR boys that keep writing them up

>>21592862
Little Goat, don't feel bad she calls me Goat Fucker

Banshee butt.

>>21593092
Well, first she thinks about how happy she is to be held. Then she remembers how much she loves you and she starts to get excited. Of course she returns the hug eager to show you how much she loves you back. THEN she wants to fug cause it's the highest form of affection she thinks she can show.

>>21593097
>be HR boy
>Write up a succ for lewd comments.
>She gets mad, but doesn't do anything else
>Eventually get more complaints.
>Bring her into your office for discipline
>end up relocated to under her desk for cunt licking job.

I am ANGRY. ANGRY about elves.

>>21593146
Elves are super cute and make wonderful friends

>>21592978
A sweet tooth for a sweet dragon

>>21593097
>manticore gets called in for the 8th time this month
>can't fire her because muh diversity hires quotient for this quarter would be too low
>has filed as many complaints as she's received usually on a 1:1 ratio
>fuck it, meditation time then it's her managers issue
>the entirety of accounting department somehow manages to fit in the meditation room with us to air grievances
>complain of everything from inappropriate forced kabedon in the mens bathroom to their lunches having been stolen and then returned slightly soggy and off smelling an hour later
>her arguments are they keep saying no, which technically speaking is against company policy when it comes to respecting foreign cultures in the work place
>get a memo
>turns out the guys up top want this fixed pronto its harming quarterly financial reviews because all the number crunchers are traumatized and fearful
>shit.
>well, if you learned anything from your mandatory 8 1h classes on peer mediation back in art school it's that the best form of mediation is a compromise and a good compromise leaves every feeling bad but functional
>over the next few overs of shouting and arguing you knock out a new company policy called the Just The Tip policy and you even manage to get them to put their signatures down on it or face a poor internal review for this quarter
>get a promotion and become the head of M&H"R" department.

>>21593146
I wish nips that made monster girls in koikatsu uploaded the cards for them.

>>21593102
Everything about basic Bapho anatomy seems optimized to appeal to me. The horns, the hooves and paws that aren't comically large and obtrusive, the fluffy elf ears.
Truly you can see how KC considers one his waifu.

What monster would make a great wingman to help you get your waifu

>>21593180

>>21593170
Don't forget that their stomachs look incredibly tempting and they're described as being the perfect height for standing blowjobs.

>>21593180
Your childhood friend

Is monster fashion an oxymoron because for them wearing less clothes is better

>>21593180
>A buddy's bicorn wife
>Dark priest/sea bishop
>oni/ogre
>wight
This could go a ton of ways depending on your social circles.

>>21593092
>hug waifu
>feel warm and fuzzy in my chest and pants simultaneously
>waifu hugs me
>she feels warm and fuzzy in her chest and pants simultaneously
Love is an ambivalent superposition not a dichotomy.

>>21593192
Do not bully childhood friend MG's they deserve to win

>>21593184
perfect, but the problem is the bicorn wanting to be with you too, i don't want to get addicted to being a communal semen dispensing slut

>>21593149
>Elves are super cute
Elves are whores!

>>21592060
Cazador is best bug girl.

>>21593215
How much do I need to pay to hug them and play with their cute ears

>>21593215
How dare you

>>21593057
Can you fly, you sucker?! Can you fly?!

>>21593238
Why is she so mad?

>>21593180
Bicorn. She'll help you land a manticore and between the 3 of you you can build a chariot and travois to hook up to the bicorn. Then all you have to do is find a roaming herd of holstaurs, spook em into a stampede, then ride into the middle of it all so the manticore can spike the juiciest one. Once she's down and out the 3 of you can bundle her up and onto the travois. From there you can come back with your new wolf-in-sheeps clothing holst outfitted with manticore spine stilettos and get 3 more. Eventually you'll have a hold herd of your waifu, a plow horse, an effective shepherd for your herd, and a functional dairy farm.
>>21593213
It's not that bad once you get used to it.

>>21593180
Many married monsters would likely be happy to help with such an endeavor, though they may prioritize introducing you to their unmarried friends and relatives.

One ideal would be to find a married baphomet or other high ranking Sabbath member and see if they could hook you up with access to a celestial sphere of trysts to help narrow down your search for a rare species.

>>21593243

Because she's trying to go over the plan with you but you're too busy looking at her chest.

>>21593243
Because you just called her a whore, pay attention.

>>21593257
But I like cartography so clearly she is mad because I'm not looking at her tits

>>21593222
Depends which one you're taking cause one will let you do it for free if you call her mommy whole you do it.
If you want my advice I'd say take the one doing it for free. If you look close enough at the other 2 those ears have been played with so much by so many the tips are halfway nibbled through.
>>21593238
If I call you "big sis" will you take that shirt off?

>>21593257
>Shirt too loose
>Shoulders too far forward
>Plan too boring
She should've expected this, really.

>>21593170
>>21593188
Same, I absolutely love em.
Had a dream where I was pinned between two Baphos

>>21593278
>Monsters being mad because you keep ignoring their bodies

Would you be willing to Sauna with a White Horn?

>>21593292
>"Hey! Eyes down here!"

>>21593292
>"Stop looking at my eyes and look at my tits!"

>>21593287
I think you may be missing and R and a G from your post. Nevertheless, I too dream of being pinned between two Braphogs.

>>21593302
>But I am looking down there.
>Not there! Elevate your eyes by ten degrees north northeast
>But I--oh. Ohhh. Are we doing topography now?

>>21593321
But those heart pupils are so cute and could just state into them like they are hypnotic

>>21593287
>spoiler
Lucky man, I'd prefer a dream about a single and specific bapho but dreaming about two sounds amazing too.

>>21593321
I would but I can barely see them.
I guess it is true what they say about the itty bitty kitty titty committee

>>21593300
That sounds like a way to get a White Horn aroused and fawn over you within not even half an hour.

>>21593333
>Hypnotic Cheshire
Don't do this to me

>>21593325
I'm not sure at all what you mean?

>>21593342
I'm a sucker for having a group of 2 girls myself.
3 at most but for me 2 is comfy

>>21593369
C'mon don't you trust her?

>>21593353
Is this a ploy to get your entire face mashed into her breasts? Because I feel like that would definitely work on a monstergirl.

is your waifu law or chaos?
hard mode: no neutral

>>21593326
Dense anon never fails to make me chuckle.
But then it goes to sorrow because I’M dense anon IRL.

>>21593421
you dont count sense you never get any female attention anywas

>>21593416
>cow print bikini
>red hair
>freckles
Don’t do this me, I can’t fall in love.

>>21593429
Eh, I fucked up really hard at my cousins wedding last weekend. I had all the signs in the world from two of the bridesmaids and didn’t realize it until Monday morning at work.

>>21593419
Lawful Shoggoth maid

>>21593419
Tengus seem to be Law.

>>21593419
Half of my harem is good and the other half is chaos.
It sure as hell makes watching the World Cup/Olympics a pain in the ass though.

>>21593419
1 Baphomet is Lawful.
The other is Chaotic.
One is a bit reserved lolibaba
One is a flatchested groper of everyone close to her

>>21593436
How does that work?

I like women that know how to use a sword.

why has no one noticed the artist's name in op image yet

>>21593460
Yes, but can they repair VCRs?

>>21593464
Because fuck you that’s why.

>>21593464
Who are they and why should I care?

>>21593468
Who the fuck still owns a VCR

>>21593472
>bbcchan

>>21593473
I do. It’s a VCR/DVD player combo.

>>21593475
Nut up or shut up

>>21593473
not him but I do
family tapes and all that jazz

>>21593464
I mean the British Broadcasting Channel has its detractors but its not the worst.

>>21593333
Which MG have canon hypno eyes without any kind of spell? I can only think of owl mage and gazer.

>>21593432
I've done this years later. I don't want to be raped, but you have to make it really goddamn clear both that you're interested and that I'm not overthinking things.

>>21593481
>family tapes and all that jazz
send them in to get digitized

Would you confess to her?

>>21593479
ok sorry

>>21593464
The name supposedly means something else thn what you think it is you faggot

>>21593488
I'm scared of spiders though ever since I was a kid I was walking outside wearing sandals and a giant wolfspider crawled on my foot and I was too scared to move

>>21593494
ok sorry

>>21593488
MG nuns are just cheating. It’s why I like Dark Priests so much, those nun uniforms are just absolutely divine.

>>21593486
With modern courts and litigation the way it is, the Pence rule is looking more appealing.

>>21593488
Nothing.
Give me burdgurl.

>>21593487
Eh, its not much of a problem
Plus theres some shit you cant get on dvd

>>21593510
I'm just looking at her and wondering how would a harpy use a phone

>>21593421
>>21593432
>caring about 3DPD

>>21593503
Not even getting involved with women is significantly more appealing. I've lost all interest in them over the years, now I only work and do shit I enjoy.

>>21593511
>Plus theres some shit you cant get on dvd
No you dummy you take the tapes that you cant get on DVD and then convert them

What kind of person would stick their dick in a newspaper?

>>21593513
They probably wouldn't. If anything she'd ask you to send texts every now and then.

>>21593524
I wanna read her

>>21593524
Someone skilled at paper mache

>>21593513
Very carefully

>>21593499
I think they're sinful.

>>21593524
HEAVEN’S DOOR

>>21593526
I bet there would be a job where people use technology for monsters that can't. I want to be hired to type out the shitposts

>>21592862
Maykey

>>21593513
They tap at their phones with their noses, like chickens pecking at feed.

>>21592862
Mommy

>>21593419
dark-chaos

>>21593255
You could probably just straight up ask Runya to help you, she has such horrible self-esteem she'd gladly turn down an opportunity to be with you.

>>21593379
He was pointing out that if you add a couple extra letters to the word "bapho" then you get the word "braphog" and he implied that you meant to type braphog.

>>21593539
>Injured Cheshire childhood friend demands you come over to her house and help her out
>First thing she tells you to do is get on her computer and start typing what she says
>After you finish typing ">Imagine not having big tits" despite her having a flat chest she tells you to attach a file
>Her folder is a mess and when you search for the reaction image that she wants you see a folder with your name on it
>She freaks the fuck out and begs that you don't open it
>It's filled with pictures of you

What jobs do your waifus have? Do you work with them? Or are you just a househusband making food and changing diapers?
>I work at the bar my manticore waifus own
>I also help out with their motorcycle repair shop when they need an extra set of hands
>being the communal husband to an entire manticore bike gang can be exhausting but rewarding as well

>>21593575
How’d you get those pictures of me sleeping?

>>21593572
Whats a braphog?

>>21593579
We’d probably be adventurers

>>21593579
>inb4 KDF
>inb4 Cheshire Jinko anon
>inb4 pslime anons
>inb4 Anubisfag
>inb4 Wockfag
>inb4 Hatterfag
Let’s not always see the same hands go up. Anyone new from the peanut gallery want to reply?

>>21591776
Oktoberfest!

>>21593589
>We'd be murder hobos
>But without the murder
What even is this?

>>21593579
>Or are you just a househusband making food and changing diapers?
The patrician choice is to have your waifu change your diapers.

>>21593579
my hellhound waifu is a bouncer at the club we met at

>>21593565
Is the only way to get Runya to rape her and claim her as your own?

>>21593524
Would you risk a paper cut to your dick?

Would you let a sickly hellhound dominate you to make her feel better

>>21593419
chaos all the way. she hates the gender norms and hates the demon lord for not making all monsters get the opportunity to be independent of men taking the lead.

>>21593488
i confess that i get naked in bed in case i partially wake up with a night terror of my room full of spiders again in the hopes to know what getting raped by an arachne feels like

>>21593609
>change your diapers

>>21593620
Yes I would. Now laughing while she’s stuttering out dirty talk is another thing entirely.

>>21593595
Find treasure sell treasure meet people etc

>>21593620
Bold of you to assume that even a sickly hellhound couldn't effortlessly dominate me if she wanted to.

>>21593591
I've barely settled on a favorite species, let alone a waifu. For most scenarios I can mentally whip up a few girls with strikingly similar personalities adjusted for species, but I don't have one girl with a detailed backstory or anything. I don't even know what would make me do so.

Monster childhood friends don't rape so they are always safe to be vulnerable around

>>21593591
I am one of those and i agree. Why dont you say what your waifu/s do/does anon?

>>21593584
How new are you?

>>21593645
Even an Ushi-Oni?

>>21593645

>>21593645
i want to be comforted by a childhood friend after being raped by a scary pedophile dark mage!

>>21593659
>>>/d/

>>21593672
It is a ubiquitous term that is far from exclusive to /d/

>>21593664
Even her and you would know she wouldn't hurt a fly because of how often she was scared of bugs and had you deal with them

>>21593584
>>21593672
These two are prime examples of braphogs.

>>21593671
>Get raped on a train by dark mage.
>Go to dark mage friends house after.
>Tell her everything.
>Gives you comfort sex to "get the stain off".
>Afterwards here another person get home
>Learn that her older sister is the dark mage that raped you.
>Now you have two dark mages waifus.

>>21593591
>>21593647
My waifu is a really good stylist. She's been doing that for a number of years.

>>21593700
Sounds neat anon! What species is she?

>>21593584
A fartfag

Does anyone have an actual vanilla succubutt as a waifu?

>>21593701
Kej

remember anons, texting and driving a centaur could lead you to a private rape stable if you don't pay attention to the road

>>21593714
Should have guessed. Does she do your hair? Do you help her on the job? What colour hair does she have?

F@TR@T

>>21593712
ME

>>21593721
@=at so you mean F@R@

>>21593719
>private rape stable
as opposed to a public rape stable?

>>21593729
I feel retarded now

>>21593737
Why is she licking pussy?

>>21593732
public rape is illegal, it gives monsters the impression that you're completely dissatisfied with the monster raping you as opposed to being in denial that you need to be raped by your monster rapist cuz there's a difference, i swear

>>21593745
It’s ok she just gets that way when she’s hungry, go get a lunchables from the fridge and throw it near her, she’ll let go of the cat then.

What does your daughteru do that is cute

>>21593759
I was going to say jusr existing, but it hurt me a bit.

>>21593759
Squawking at thunder

>>21593759
giving daddy her first blowjob all on her own!

>>21593763

>>21593579
Quick run down the harem's jobs
>wight wife rules the kingdom
>lich wife's technically high ranking too but too caught up in research to show up most days
>bapho wife runs her sabbath
>hinezumi and salamander wives fight in the arena on a regular basis, hinezumi also runs a small restaurant/bar and has part time staff cover when she's not there
>kiki wife does kiki things
>wock wife is the mansion guard
>demon wife is an ambassador from the extremist faction and works as an advisory role
>kobold wife's job is being a cute petwife
>hobgoblin wife patrols the town with her goblin friends and act like guards even if most the time they're just playing
>hellhound wife is a teacher for young undead
In the breaks I'd get between lewd sessions I'd mostly just keep my skills from my adventuring days sharp and sometimes act as another advisor to wight wife to give a more human/incubus perspective.

>>21593720
>Does she do your hair?
Yep. She gives me quite the VIP treatment. It's a really relaxing experience.
>Do you help her on the job?
I don't do any hair cutting myself but I take care of tidying up mostly.
>What colour hair does she have?
Black.

>>21593759
Literally anything anon.

I wonder what colors are popular dye colors for Mofu?

>>21593780
Are they all lolis?

>>21593791
Sounds like you guys have a great thing going on then!

>>21593780
>>kobold wife's job is being a cute petwife
adorable.

>>21593759
Falling asleep in my arms after a nice night stargazing together.

>>21593809
dead

>>21593808
>Are they all lolis?
One loli, one oppai loli and one petite but the rest are regular monster girls.

>>21593809
Wearing camo clothes that match your skin is just like wearing a skin suit

>>21593809
Going to a pet store is a hell of a lot weirder since MGs came around.

>>21593780
That's lots of waifus anon.

>>21593808
>Sounds like you guys have a great thing going on then!
Yeah it's nice and cozy. Just the way I like it.

>>21593838
It wouldn't be too crazy there would still be regular animals

Helpful White Horns

>>21593828
neat. I am guessing its Pai-loli Hobgobo, Loli Bapho and Petite Kobold? Also by normal do you just mean they are have profile size or something else?

>>21593855
Perfect then! Its really nice to learn about another anons waifu and Laifu with her!

Kute Kolbolds Kooking Kakes

>>21593579
>Nekomata waifu
>Works as a medium summoning the spirits of the dead on behalf of their families to aid in unfinished business. Occasionally gets called on by the police to summon a murder victim to help if the case is going cold.

>>21593870
They better not be chocolate cakes

>>21593759
Cosplay

>>21593866
Yup, guessed right on those three. And I'm terrible with estimating the heights of profile ones compared to my own girls but the rest are adult sized with the Hinezumi being much taller than the profile one's probably intended to be.

>>21593882
As what? A scarier monster?

>>21593865
They're too good for this world.

>>21593885
I figured due to the profiles! Thats why i was wondering if the others were also on profile. Just got confused.
Also i was wondering how are the tit sizes on your adult girls? You seem like a man of varied tastes so it would be interesting to see if they are varied in that department or if its more uniform.

>>21593591
I don't even answer these except once in a blue moon though

>>21592728
lost in dem tiddaaaaaaaaays

>>21593866
>Perfect then! Its really nice to learn about another anons waifu and Laifu with her!
It's nice to type it up and imagine it too. I should do this more often.

>>21593915
You should. I much prefer waifu talk over pointless arguing and its great to here about other waifufags!

>>21593904
I can give visual examples for most of them: https://imgur.com/a/GW2JEVu
Hellhound and Hobgoblin still need art but hopefully I can get around to them soon.

Sweaty tomboy centauress! Sweaty sex with a tomboy centauress!

>>21593808
>Are they all lolis?
A harem of a loli wight, lich, kiki, wock, demon and hellhound would sure sound good.

>>21593950
but if they get pregnant before the big game they have to sit out

>>21593959
less time in game means more time laying on top of me! Although it would impede my desire to steal her used horse spats and wrap myself with them while sniffing them and jerking it

Has MG science gone too far?

>>21593990
I wonder how soft those wings are

>>21593990
It hasn't gone far enough.

>>21593890
She cosplays as anime and video game characters!

>>21593619
There's worse out there.

>>21593990
Imagine the soft

>>21594033
You greatly underestimate how bad it feels to try and jack off while you have a small cut on your dick

>>21593759
Carefully deciding what books she wants to buy with her birthday money.

>>21594039
I've already experienced that.

>>21593833
It’s top tier either way

>>21594043
Well now you know what book to get her for Christmas the one she puts back last

>>21593938
Neat! Also your the shortstack wock and demon guy?

>"When I watched those westerner vegans protesting "Don't eat animals! Eat vegetables instead!", I couldn't help but thinking about MGs doing the same except saying "Don't eat animals! Eat semen instead!""

Ah Japaneses...please don't change

>>21594146
Did KC tweet that?

>>21594146
Monsters would rather you eat them out than you eat out

>>21593900
So where do I put it in? the front or the back?

>>21594149
No, I just visited one of Jap MG thread and saw the post

>>21594162
Yes

>>21594039
ive actually done that.

>>21594162
Whichever end you prefer.

>>21593092
It's in their profile, if you hug them back they think about fug and all the little Yeti kids you'll give her

>>21594198
Yetis are predators

>>21594162

There's no wrong answer.

>>21593092
Doromes are the only ones capable of innocent hugs.

>>21593906
Who the fuck are you?

>>21593780
>hellhound wife is a teacher for young undead
>"And then you rape him until his pelvis breaks."
>"Eep! I don't want my pelivs to break!"
>"No, not YOUR pelvis, Skelly. Ah forget it."

>>21594162
Both often

>>21593870
oh shit better hide my dark elves

>>21593971
That's not even unfair because horses are more endurance runners than sprinters. While it takes them a little bit more time to start the engine, so to speak, humans like those track meet kids can pretty much go full speed from the get-go. It's still sort of a psychological victory for the centaur. Since you know, you see the four legs and immediately presume she has an unfair advantage.

>>21594165
>No, I just visited one of Jap MG thread and saw the post

Where can I find these threads?

>>21594244
Hellhound trying to teach more docile monsters how to rape is cute

Got a picture of my wife in her workout clothes! What kind of exercises does your wife do?

>>21594311
https://jbbs.shitaraba.net/bbs/subject.cgi/otaku/11485/

>>21594330
This is actually well-drawn, Anon. Who's the artist?

>>21594338
https://twitter.com/LambOic029

>>21594330
How are braids so sexy? If my waifu had long hair, it would all be tied up in several gorgeous braids.

>tfw you can't carry your cute daughteru once she grows up

i'm gonna put a hellhound in a iron cage and tease her to see if she get's dangerously horny

>>21594380
Thats why you get a bipedal white horn wife. Just make sure she doesn't hang out with wine aunt.

>>21594330
None for one.
Lots of strength building exercises and a little bit of cardio for the other.

>>21594385
You might want something with a higher melting point.

>>21594392
Why would I want that?

>>21594380
Sure you can carry her you just need a bit of effort

How many gods do we knows about in mge?

>>21594399
4 or 5 I think.