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it's rape time anons, which monster raped you?

>>21645461

dang the popularity of these threads shot up, what gives?

>>21645461
my wife/daughter/little sister/boss/teacher/mistress

MHA here. I'm done editing the stuff I've written on the ratatoskr story so far. I'm working on the smut right now.
By the way, does anyone know what rope is the least uncomfortable, or any material that can hold an adult in suspension? Is it nylon?

>>21645461
A single meaty porc that wanted me all to herself

>>21645469
the teachings have enlighten men everywhere to obey the lust of our future wives and we anticipate the ceremonial discussion of mamono

>>21645470
Sounds like you were asking for it.

>>21645476
I'm also open to any other suggestions. Let's just say I'm not very experienced with this kind of stuff.

>>21645469
Summer happened.

>>21645477
you should consider being her healslut and offer your body whenever she feels the slightest tense, it helps strengthen the bond i heard.

To be serious, I can sympathize with the social anxiety that many men feel these days, but I don't see the reason to put actual women down. Not because it will hert theyre fellings, but because it would cement a stigma that monster girl enthusiasts are just raging incels with sour grapes syndrome. I will take /jp/'s deviancy any day over being attacked by the regressive left. I believe that enthusiasts should make sure not to let their fantasies be tainted by gender issues. There's already too much identity politics in entertainment, so it's best to keep things pure by ignoring it. The root of monster girls is exotic love, personality, and beauty; all in the form of something that the mundane cannot provide

>>21645461
My lim arch enemy who got tired of me foiling her plans and evading capture.

>he still hasn't gotten his pity-fuck

>>21645461
Bold of you to assume that the encounter ended up with me being raped and not the other way around.

i feel doppelgangers are the ultimate fit for the job at greila's sabbath
>anons everywhere are dying of broken hearts
>doppelgangers can become the perfect waifu to fix their problems as their main ability
it just makes sense, y'know?

>>21645499
i want to have sex with that cartoon succubus. is that weird?

>>21645514
Of course not.

>>21645499
what possible reasons is there for a big titty angry bitch mommy to fuck me out of pity? was it because i'm sexist and i tried to prove to the monsters that men are better than women?

>>21645520
she reminds me of lucoa

>>21645476
>>21645485
Cant wait to read it, but i am not very good with ropes. Sorry.

>>21645509
what if hes love is out of reach because its a taboo?

>>21645484
no, i was doing a report on the most isolated sabbath branch in the world, encountered their baphomet and she tried to attack me but i was strong enough to defend myself and now she went after me like a hungry piranha sensing blood of a prey nearby. then i found out she was a dual-enrolled with the hybrid sabbath and the rape sabbath, which is like the worst combination of any branch you can think of.

>>21645537
Can't wait for the art of her getting /ss/'d.

>>21645540
then she'll either turn into a mindflayer or a kobold to straighten out and get rid of his beastiality fetish or something, idk

>>21645548
I meant like incest.

>>21645530
What about images to advertise? I have a wholesome picture of a shortstack ratatoskr holding out a letter, but that's it.
I don't want any loli.

>>21645461
I cannot be raped by some harlot who believes themselves the victor in some game of cat and mouse. I have to be seduced, as only a man so full of himself can be by handsome women and delicious alcohol.

Vampire.

>>21645489
Of course I would what good healslut wouldn't? A girl like her coming back after adventuring with her pig gang always needs someone that'll help relieve her of any stresses and discomfort through being her personal plaything. From caressing her healthy bits to loving skinship I'd do what I can to make sure she feels fine and refreshed before she adventures again.

>>21645557
Stacked Rata is pretty rare beyond nav. I think your best bet is to just use that image.

>>21645476
Most comfortable would be a tight weave silk with a tight weave cotton as a close second. Neither will stretch due to already being compacted and both are smooth. Nylon works similarly but it stretches so when you pull the rope to tighten knots it thins then when you let go it thickens back up and shortens again making the knot compact in on itself and lock up which means needle nose pliers are needed to undo it and whoever is inside the rope itself has a sort of rubberband tightening down on them if you kept the rope taut. Generally speaking anything synthetic will cause rope burn easier and/or have stretching issues.

Would you and your waifu by a Pslime Pet?

>>21645571
>silk
I know someone who could be of assistance.

http://imgbox.com/g/p8dA5W9lqe
Wikifag here, this week's new additions add up to 76. They've been taken from Twitter, Pixiv, Gelbooru, Danbooru. This concludes the weekly report.
New Images start here: http://imgbox.com/jSkH76wd

>>21645565
Lotta undead cows these days

>>21645554
oh, then have her transform into a gender-swapped version of your self but have certain features changed so she looks like she could be your mom as a loli or your younger-sister

Shark butt.

>>21645554
would be akward to bring a doppleganger that looks like your mom home.

>>21645598
You're doing weekly instead of monthly updates now?

does doppleganing work if its a love that someone is trying to deny themselves?

>>21645559
be sure to dress into something skimpy and really slutty for her too in case she goes on one of those lilem-led crusades! or go with her if there's no bicorns, close friends, or harem-believers within the party

>>21645586
sure! just as long as it's capable of learning not to pee on the carpet or chew up the couch.

>>21645607
i bet it can't learn to walk lmao

>>21645554
>>21645604
>>21645614
You a gunfucker?

>>21645624
>>/jp/?task=search&ghost=&search_text=wikifag
Anon, I...

Dragons are so cool and powerful, and not to mention fit!

>>21645640
The best part about them is they are very trainable. Once you show her how to go outside to divide she will do it on her own.

>>21645627
that should depend on the doppelganger. if she's adventurous, she'd want to get him to open up to his most wanted desires within him. if not, she's probably shy and the most prone to getting exposed as a doppelganger to her husband

I want to wake up tomorrow sleeping next to a Gyaru monster big sister.

>>21645652
>fit

>>21645598
>muscle hellhound getting dicked
Nice.

>>21645461
At first it was one P’Orc, then her sisters joined in. And then her High Orc cousins showed up and gave me a ride.

>>21645652
i want an undead electric poison dragon with extra magenta and a bit of neon green

>>21645673
Wow Anon, did you make that?

>>21645695
No, I got it from /monster/.

>>21645461
Mating season for office Jinkos is rough.

>>21645645
hey, don't make fun of mermaids that just grew a pair of legs! they need to time to function like us land critters!

>>21645461
I thought it was rape at first but the lady's chest convinced me otherwise. They also said something about human and dhampir women not mattering but I'm not too sure what that was about and just nodded my head.

>>21645541
which sabbath was more isolated than the rest of all the sabbaths? the hyrbid monster sabbath or the female-on-male rape sabbath? i'd imagine the female-on-male rape sabbath is the most isolated because lolis refrain from attacks men into joining their pedophile club

>>21645721
I know people dont like KC's tits, but i just love them so much.

>>21645728
Thats a good response anon. Dont think about anything as your new mistresses tits get close and closer.

>>21645753
We need to bigg-er- more regal!

How did this squirrel get to Russia?

>>21645701
Who and what is this lovely being here?

>>21645678
At least her heart is as full as her stomach

>>21645706
That's good enough for me.

https://twitter.com/glacier_clear/status/1146309686997766144
How many here would fall for this?

How can those big breasties even compete?

>>21645830
Tits.

>>21645830
By being filled with hopes and dreams.

I just wanna be a henchman for a ‘Saturday morning cartoon evil’ MG!

>>21645830
With big breasts

>>21645847
But everytime you fail, you'd be given "You fail me yet again, Anon!" speeches and will be comically chocked by evil mistress herself! Do you really want that life?

>>21645830
They try and fail.

Tall Flat Vampires are most elegant

>>21645830
With Love and Tits!

>>21645859
Yes I do. I like that idea a lot.
Then one of our plans goes awfully bad and we get stranded in the woods when we finally admit our feelings for each other.

>>21645647
That’s going to be a Yikes from me.

>>21645678
There’s her problem! You’re supposed to be weighed while you’re dry. She’s constantly soaking wet!

THICK OLD HAGS are the best type of monster girls. Change my mind

>>21645847
That's basically my Pharaoh waifu's nemesis. Three guesses for the species and the first two don't count

>>21645461
Kakuen

>>21645922
>spoiler
Is it a graped sphinx

>>21645847
I want an arch imp with the who's basically starscream.

>>21645918
What if I laugh at a thick old hag mg for being single?

>>21645918
Why would I change your mind? You’re completely right.

There's nothing better than filling a young undead girl's cold pussy and butthole with hot cum.

>>21645998
What about filling her heart with love

>>21645998
Sandwiching them together for double sumata is a strong contender.

>>21646003
an army marches on its stomache

>>21645847

>Boss makes a new Monstergirl every single week in order to do battle with her archnemesis
>She can't bear to kill them or kick them out onto the streets after their inevitable failure so every week you get a new housemate
>Eventually start running out of room for everyone
>Boss ends up buying out an entire apartment complex to house her ever-growing company of monstergirls-of-the-week

>"Say, boss?"
>"Yes, minion?"
>"We have a LOT of monsters now."
>"That we do."
>"But you only ever send one at a time...and you never send out the same monster twice."
>"Yes? And?"
>"Well...I mean, why not just send everybody to attack all at once?"
>"...Are we allowed to do that?"
>"We're villains."
>"Well, I mean, it still hardly seems fair."

>>21645773
Брачный пресс.

>>21646033
That's actually prudent because as soon as you start using smarter tactics, the heroes will get a massive upgrade out of nowhere.
An extra team member, new powers, a giant mecha, etc.

>>21645837
Why are lilim so adorable?

>>21646039

>>21645847
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IvdrEgN0qsM

I hope she sings.

>>21645537
i love her eyes

>>21646075
Except Viccy

>>21646075
Because powerful girls are the best to tease and make blush.

>>21646092
stfup

>>21646092
Hey shut the fuck up

>>21646100
>>21646101
I want to touch Viccy's tail

>>21646103
Off-limits

>>21645867
>t.flatpire who can't compete with her endowed betters
I'm sure an ironing board can be elegant but I've yet to see one.

>>21646108
Vampires don't need fat blood bags on their chest

I like Dhampirs they seem very nice to be around

>>21646100
>>21646101
Viccy is only good for having best girl

>>21646106
no thick spade is off limits from somebody wanting to cum on it

>>21646118
Lilm sure are cute

>>21646075
The secret is in the orphan tears they're drinking. They give me a soccer mom vibe more than anything else except for moans of their long string of rape victims

>All these vampirefags don't know the true best bloodsucker

>>21646106
I'll just touch some other spade tail

>>21646127
I hate mosquitoes a fuck ton of them bit me while I was on my walk

>>21646108
That sure is an elegant corset that she's wearing. Very flattering.

>>21646127
how do you even have sex with her when she keeps her proboscis around her cunny?

>>21646127
I bet Vamp Mosquitoes drink low tier common blood

>>21646143
what is in that syringe?

>>21646138
Close your tired eyes, relax and then
Count from 1 to 10 and open them
All these heavy thoughts will try to weigh you down, but not this time

>>21646145
Shoggoth antibodies, apophis venom or dark slime jelly.

>>21646145
something to make you cum more

>>21646156
But this appointment was for me cumming less

>>21646138
Wait that line going down her xyphoid process is a proboscis? I thought they bit with their mouths.

>>21646145
that stuff from sonic mania

>>21646162
It is their mouths. The thing in the middle is just a nod to being their probuscis, but now they just bite like a normal vamp.

>>21645461
If it's rape, you roll for it. You don't get to decide who raped you.

https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Special:random

Now find out who did it.

>>21646162
they likely do and it's just elements of her origin being a part of her design but it still looks like it's part of her

I look forward to this experience.
https://twitter.com/mmmikedaya/status/1147201825759621120

>>21646176
First go
>(you)
I am confused
Second go
>Sea bishop
I cant believe they would rape.

>>21646176
>Tanuki
Probably a tubby tanuki cake.
Jokes on her, she can't rape the willing!

>>21646176
>Banshee
Huh that's spooky

>>21646176
>Went to the human page
Surely it was a succubus in disguise

>>21646176
>https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Royal_Makai
Getting gang raped by the entire realm, talk about bad luck

>>21646145
aids

>>21646175
>>21646179
Ah thanks. Was a bit confused for a moment there.

>>21646176
>dark slime
well it'll be enjoyable

Whatever the problem, anal sex is always an acceptable answer.

I finished it at last! It may not be as good as its could be, but I did my near best.

I present to you "Risky Ratatoskr", a story about a shortstack damsel in distress (and soon to be eustress).
https://pastebin.com/c1gU4nVA

>>21646176
>Troll
I guess she forgot to bring her umbrella on such a sunny day

>>21645847
What kind of henchman are we talking about? The ‘all brawn and no brains’ type? Or the shy, smart wallflower type? Or are you just another mercenary who’s just gotten into the habit of saving your boss’ life all of the time?

>>21646202
>I need some of that disease you guys invented.

>>21646176
>Cupid
Hmm..interesting. Clearly she's had me in her sights for awhile.

>>21646176
>Goblin
meh ok I suppose

>>21646219
Crack?

>>21646003
>What about filling her heart with love
Probably already covered if you're anally creampieing a loli Wight.

>>21646150
Firefly MG when?

>>21646219
Crack?

>>21646215
Good to know will read it later when i am able. Let you now how you did on the editing and smut then.

>>21646176
>Mantis.
Okay.

>>21646176
>Ignis
Hot.

>>21646219
Please don't. I dont even want to think about a Xavier monstergirl

>>21646225
i wanna take a cheshire's shoes off

>>21646223
>>21646229
>The other one.

>>21646225
yesterday while I was lighting fireworks a firefly landed on me it looked cool then I move it out of the way of where I was lighting off

>>21646176
https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Demon_Army
The entire demon army....for the 8th time.
Do I need to delete my cookies, history, and everything attached to the browser or something to make this link work properly or something?

>>21646176
>mershark
BOOOOOOOOOOOOP!

>>21646234
what about one of the normal monsters but with his personality?

>>21646237
Huuuh. Aids?

>>21646241
probably kek

>>21646237
Cocaine?

>>21646113
The large chests make it very clear who among vampires are 'haves' and 'have nots'.

>>21646127
>best
>sleeps outside like a common vagrant
>all the table manners of a gorilla
I couldn't find a vampire smug enough in this folder so I had to settle. Forgive me.

>>21646251
>That's the spice.
>>21646246
Which monster would fit the best?

>>21646237
Krokodil?

>>21646257
The large chest just gets in the way of her blood sucking she needs a large chest to even get men to consider giving her blood

>>21646241
Guess you're just destined to be passed around my literally hundreds of stupidly horny monster women, Anon.

>>21646257
>I couldn't find a vampire smug enough in this folder so I had to settle
The absolute state of vampirefags

i wish i did a better job on this

>>21646176
>FB Komoi Chapter

Guess that makes it an Inari

>>21646276
Why do smug vampires with huge calcium canons and motherly personalities make me so hard.

What about Vampires with modest breasts?

Do you think monsters will ever be real

>>21646259
Chimera.

>>21646291
i'd marry a lolibaba

>>21646291
I would love a Vampire that is average in every way

>>21646176
>Lilim
Oh thank god I love this.

>>21646292

Maybe.

>>21646291
Sounds good. I would be fine with vampire in the D-C range.

>>21646298
>loli
>modest breasts
I think you missed the point

>>21646305
Better run fast anon she likes the chase

>>21646176
>Holstaur Milk
Ah the sneakiest form of lactose based rape.
>Intoxication Fruit
That's what I get for sleeping under a tree. Worst nap ever. It's like Australia, but with rape.
>Chief God
... I'm actually fine with this. It was the saddest rape ever. I tried to guide her through raping me, but she still did poorly. Had to keep complimenting her horrible "doesn't know how sex works" technique. Wipe the tears from her poor weeb face as she stopped dry humping me and went into a corner to cry. She didn't even know that clothes were supposed to come off. I thought it was best not to mention it. So sad, really.

>>21646311
>tfw would just walk up and hug her

>One by one, the roving band of monsters disappear, leaving only their armor and clothing behind.
>"The human the penis is attached to is fighting back! It's like he doesn't want to get raped or something!"
>"Nah!"
>A cloaked figure jumps down and draws an arrow, causing time to inexplicably slow down.
>"I just like to do things my way."
>She is shot with a teleportation arrow, her armor pieces left behind.
>The kiki taking care of all those newcomers in the dungeon is going to need to be paid overtime, something the leftover loot isn't going to compensate.

>>21646176

>>21646326
pull her tail up through her legs and get it between you and her so you can grind on it during the hug

>>21646264
>cushions the collision between hunter and prey when it is a quick feeding
>makes the vampire even more bewitching and increases the power of hypnotic suggestion
>natural pillows to pacify skittish prey and can be combo'd into titty+lap pillow
>can help prey make more blood through nutritious milk
>intimidates weaker and flatter vampires who would try to muscle in on prey
Only seems like an advantage to me.

>>21646276
I've been trying to focus on quality over quantity for my artsy-fartsy needs. Please understand.

>>21646291
Also good.

>>21646324
>not tenderly helping the chief god through her first time while you have candles lit and Barry Manilow playing in the background

>>21646326
>About to sprint with big grin on her face
>You walk toward and hug her
>She's deeply confused but doesn't fight it
>Eventually she just melts into your embrace and hugs you back
>She still rapes you though.

>>21646225
when there'a legendary monster that's related to fireflies. or just make your own encyclopedia that's based on real life stuff like camels and penguins

>>21646326

>>21646307
I wish a monstergirl wasn't wishing I was real because she shouldn't feel that sadness

>>21646353
>tfw no chubby penguin harpy who likes to collect rocks and cuddle

>>21646311
>ywn be hunted down by a theromancy lilim
>even turns her aura off to make the chase more fun
Spooky stuff.

>>21646343
These sound like wonderful reasons! Must by why like big busty vamps so much!

>>21646331
What a cute chipmunk

>>21646353
>legendary monster that's related to fireflies
Is there a legendary monster based on mosquitoes?

>>21646358
>this is actually what would end up happening despite her extreme sexual aggressiveness

>>21646331
I’m sorry little girl I can’t sign up for your newsletter.

>>21646381
Don't bring that furshit here, man.

What are zoomer monstergirls like

>>21646381
>fatshit
>furshit
A double threat of cancer

>>21646380
huh, i guess made up monsters is on the list

>>21646388
>>21646412
fuck off retard

>>21646400
What?

>>21646414
Don't post a girl whose true form is a furry

>>21646424
you heard it boys nobody is allowed to like dragons anymore

>>21646430
https://s5.mangadex.org/data/9aea707a2ab833957989eb5d9f9eb729/x20.jpg
This is literally a few pages later in the same chapter. Stop trying to find ways to excuse your garbage.

>>21646380
>tfw no petite flatty to nibble on me

>>21646430
WTF I HATE DRAGONS NOW

>>21646416
>Zoomer is a character spread on 4chan mocking Gen Z adolescents and young adults, similar to how 30-Year-Old Boomer is used to mock older millennials.

i want to take a haughty noble monster to a small hole in the wall restaurant

>>21646430
MGE dragon beast forms aren't sexualized and aren't their default forms

>>21646436
Good man, don't buy into scalie trash.

>>21646291
Flat and modest are both good for Vampires. It's those cow tits that are unworthy of

>>21646430
>>21646436
That argument would work if MGE dragons were anthropomorphic in their "original" forms.

>>21646430
I like how phrase this as if you have the popular opinion

>>21646400
>sabbath is so cool!
>magic is where it's at! armor and weapons are boring!
>demon lord memes and muh edgy rape jokes
>______ confirmed for super bash sisters!!!!!#%R
>who needs a real job when you can get paid for SEX
>i donate all my money on cute boy streamers just to get him to say hi to me!
>pLaYgRoUnD sAbBaTh DaNcEs

>>21646444
Please keep your autism away from me, thanks.

>>21646380
Vampires

>>21646446
>that sudden stop
I hope you enjoy you're new life as the Lady's chest warmer, flatanon.

>>21646457
I want to stream for monstergirls and when I play video games I'd have a camera pointing at my controller in my lap

>>21646443
>MGE dragon beast forms aren't sexualized
a guy could still do one if who wanted it to that way

>>21646437
Sounds like cancer

>>21646473
And how is that justification for posting a literal furry?

>>21646469
Delete this.

>>21646443
>MGE dragon beast forms aren't sexualized
hhhhhhehehehehe

>>21646482
>>21646451

>>21646444
Don't talk about my wife like that.

>>21646494
>scalie squad

>>21646494
A man of good tastes I see. Wurms are the demon lords gift to man.

>>21646488
hohoho

>>21646347
You are right, truly I am a cad. The sounds of Barry would have gone perfectly with her inept dry humping. Seriously though, she really could use some romantic attentions. I assume KC is going to cram her into the DL's bedroom or something like that.

>>21646507
I don't understand your posts at all

Your boss invites you for drinks after work. Do you accept?

>>21646511
i dont understand your autism so i suppose were at an impasse

>21646504

>>21646518
I'm autistic for telling someone not to post a furry?

>>21646516
...suuuure...?

>>21646526
You seem to be expecting a reasonable response from an idiot. Please reconsider.

>>21646526
yes autismlord

>>21646532
Yeah alright you're right

>>21646516
Nah. I'm not really into alcoholic drinks. I'd thank her for the invite though

>>21646526
>furry

>>21646541
You're replying to a shit stirring shitposter that does this every now and then. He also likes to respond to himself.

>>21646541
The dog girl in the fat elf manga is a furry. There's no denying it. See >>21646434

>>21646546
>Telling someone not to post furry is "shit stirring"
Yeah okay, idiot.
Also, I like how you just described yourself and tried to accuse me.

>>21646547
literally no one but you cares

>>21646552
Incorrect, since this thread is on /jp/ and not /trash/, and therefore is not furry-friendly. Try posting unedited cait sith and see what the reaction is.

How about you niggers drop it because it's gotten too meta and any further conversation is continuing the shitposting?

>>21646555
literally no one

>>21646560
How about...
Don't post furry

>still replying to him
It's really blatant that it's the same guy every time, since he always insists that "nobody cares" about furfaggotry.

>>21646560
Well, since my stance is "don't post furry shit", that would be ideal.

>faggot backseat moderating
>again
>shitting up the thread
>again
Can we get a mod or a janny in here please

That interesting impasse where the furfag avoids invoking rule #3 by avoiding pornography, so forcing people to split hairs between their particular flavor of a anthropomorphic creatures.

>>21646565
Multiple people are telling you that you're acting like a faggot, but any attention is good attention to you because apparently I'm responding to a toddler.

>>21646381
Dumb doggo girls are my favorite

>>21646589
Again, stop fucking giving him attention. He does this every few threads. He posts something that will incite an anti-furry response, and then replies over and over with "nobody cares" while spamming pictures of a certain species.

>>21646591
funny
multiple people are telling you youre being a faggot as well

looks like that isnt an argument

Would a hatter like a hat for her hat?

>>21645461
why would you let your monsters rape you? that's terrible....

>>21646605
No, that would just be silly

>>21646605
You mean like a hat stack?

>>21646616
>>21646605
>>21646612

>>21646516
Only after downing a bottle of Ativan.

>>21646621
I want to be a medic bf for a monster

>>21646621
>A-ha-ha! You are as PRESUMPTUOUS as you are POOR and IRISH. Tarnish notte the majesty of my TOWER of HATS.

>>21646469
Now that's a cute mosquito

>>21646621
>I'm wearing two hats. Your argument is invalid

>>21646633
I'm sorry that you can't count to three anon

>>21646621
Vada draws very gropeable hips.

>>21646636
Clearly he only has a noble amassment of hats

>>21646612
>tfw no Key and Peel style ostentatious hatter with a triple layer hat with possibly a branch and a frog on it
Why even try and style? Just to suffer anon. Just to suffer.
>>21646621
Oh wait. Never mind. I'm feeling it now. Urge to style returning. Good job, man. People aren't wearing enough hats indeed.

>>21646636
Life has been hard but I'm making it. One day at a time.

>>21646650
eye love monoeyes

>>21646651
We know, Carlos

>>21646651

>>21646651
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XgvfOjifZl4

Monoeyes are cute. CUTE.

>>21646659
cute dress

>>21646651
I love Ray-k monoeyes

Is it Monoeye time?

>>21646674
why does he hate the right eye

>>21646680
always also putting that in her mouth isn't sanitary

>>21646687
He's a communist

>>21646680
Yes.

>>21646687
Second from right is a bug abomination and she's in disguise as a human in this picture. She actually has a mass of smaller eyes there.

>>21646680
She's tasting her own pee

>>21646690
I don't think she cares.

>>21646647
would mate

>Guys Literally Only Want One Thing And It's Fucking Disgusting

>>21646680

>>21646690
i'd put it in my mouth

>>21646712

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, don't ask a purple cow if she likes ice cream.
She does, its just a dye job, and she's already regretting it.

>>21646732
dye jobs for monsters look cool

>>21646732
Burn this, nerd.

>>21646732
Is there a joke I'm not getting here
What's the correlation between purple hair and ice cream

>>21646745
>Gyarucheshire.png

>>21646680
Bully monoeyes into being impregnated.

Hello. All's Fair in Love and War rewrite, chapter 3.

https://pastebin.com/fAJfYB5e
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1gz-9bWAwzLyNpJhLGkz8KkREECZOjABgV_zUu4slvQU/edit?usp=sharing

I'm adding an index and quick links to chapters at the bottom of both pastebin and gdoc versions, so that it's easy to find any. Should be easier for people new to the story to go straight to chapter 1 to start as well.

These chapters are turning out to be short, luckily enough. Only 2k words for this one, so wordcount shouldn't scare anyone enough to not read it if they're interested.

>>21646754
Purple Cow ice cream.

>>21646782

>>21646788
The shortstack disease spreads.

>>21646788
Big horns are just better

>>21646788

>>21646793
>disease
Wow rude.

>>21646816
such a thicc tail

Join the Marune Sabbath.

How do you politely tell the sabbath to fuck off and that you dont want to fuck kids

>>21646835
Turning into an alp.

>>21645701
>Ma’am, you’re spilling your eyes

Lil Druella.

>>21646848
she looks like she is about to beat the shit out of someone out with those trains

>>21646854
this is how they grow into dictators

>>21646866
Quick, someone call a cupid!

>>21646866
if i were in MGE Land, in that situation, i wouldn't give a damn about what monsters think of me since i won't look for a partner and sex. i'd just autism and pretend to drown to attract anyone willing to help me out the water and make a new friend after thanking her

>>21646873
but not at the human, he's been through a lot

>>21646176
>Merse
Fucking awesome. Echidnas are the greatest.

>>21646886
>in MGE Land,
>not looking for partner or sex

>>21646832
Familiars are always perfect, no matter the size

>>21646835
just tell them you're not interested. mamono law states that men have the right to have a choice. you choose to not be a member of the sabbath, they should abide by the law

I want to make a loli Witch wear a bib while she gives me a blowjob!

>>21646898
yeah, because i'd be too busy trying to get a life so that i can feel important and have a purpose in life or something. getting a wife sounds like hard work that would be easy if i'm an interesting guy.

Would you be mad if your daughteru joined a harem

>>21646176
>https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Temptress%27_Bell
Who's making that noise?
>https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Demon_Army
Jesus christ how horrifying.

>>21646944
Disappointed at a minimum.

>>21646944
She better the head wife because she is the best

>>21646230
There has been at least one anon waiting patiently for it. Unless that anon is you I'm worried he will miss out.
He can probably just use ctrl+f or page me to see if it's finished, I guess.

>>21646944
If the trio of her plus me and my waifu counts as a harem then I'd be very proud!

>>21646217
That Troll needs to eat more, she's all bones and skin

>>21646944
I don’t care if he is a nice guy, otherwise I’m chasing him away with a gun.

>>21646976
daughteru fucking is no

>>21646989
4 U

>>21646176
A Gazer.
I guess that's alright maybe.
She can take my dick but she can't win my heart.

>>21646989
Daughteru fucking is very much yes.

What do you do?
You have to eat all the eggs

>>21646443
They are if you try hard enough

>>21647031
>Restarting a three-hour-old shouting match
Bad anon.

>>21646793
God bless that disease.

>>21646832
How do i join? What are the perks for joining?

>>21647026
She needs to come home with me and have some real food

>>21647049
Gray and Gold go Great

>>21646593
Is it dangerous to sleep in the same bed as a rambunctious wolfu?

Totally trustworthy grapesnake.

>>21646732
Can I ask her if she likes Jerry Garcia?

>>21646866
She can probably see his dick.

>>21646898
Not the other guy, but I’d be more concerned about being rescued or in some way surviving after the boat sinking

>>21646998
Thumbnail looks like a Jiangshi

>>21647036
Is she supposed to be a ninja or a concubine?

>>21647090
Why not both?

>>21647045
>Bring home hobo snek
>Bunch more sneks follow you because you're a nice guy
>Give them a nice meal, some of them cry because its the best thing they ate in months
>Snow storm picks up so you insist they stay in your house
>Sit by the fire and tell them stories while they sleep
>Get wrapped up by a bunch of snake girls because you're the warmest thing
>Get Christmas gifts for all your daughterus
Comfiest ending.

>>21647107
Sounds like the ending of bioshock but I guess the only difference is that you'll probably end up dicking them

>>21647107
That's cute, if monsters were real I'd want to run an orphanage
>>21647115
>you'll probably end up dicking them
Don't dick daughterus

>>21647115
Instead of drowning in water you drown in pussy.

>>21647107
>them stories while they sleep
I wonder if they would like the same stories my mom told me when I was young I still have the books she would read from

>>21647107
The amusement park in my town has misplaced an anaconda.

>>21647121
>Single dad anon taking lamias off the streets to raise them himself
>Implying they won't jump on his dick the instant they turn 18 if not sooner
You don't have a choice in the matter, you're going to take their love after you've given them so much If you want to avoid this go get yourself an echidna and you two can run an orphanage together

>>21647138
>Implying they won't jump on his dick the instant they turn 18 if not sooner
That's why they go to regular school and meet boys their age
>if you want to avoid this go get yourself an echidna
Clearly I wouldn't be able to run it alone I'd need help with cleaning and running it

>>21647138
This sounds super comfy. Your real daughters even can become friends with the adopted girls!

>>21647138
Watch your mouth anon, my little princess' are angels and would never do such things!

>>21647160
She needs better stairs

>>21647151
>>21647160
>That's why they go to regular school and meet boys their age
>Watch your mouth anon, my little princess' are angels and would never do such things!
Alright, anons, just be careful when you ask one of your daughters if they have a boy they like and they start describing him as older, nice and handsome while wistfully staring at you

What monsters tend to use malapropisms, especially humorous ones?

>>21647178
cute dragon, daughterus are the best because of how cute they are. I just know she would understand that I couldn't fuck her because it would be wrong and that I don't see her like that.

>>21647191
Vampires and wights, they're sense of humor is so dry that saying a similar word to another probably re-kills the audience.

>>21647203
Are there automatons or gorlems that can't pronounce "soi" properly?

>>21647211
The ones with the more archaic voice synthesizers, but if her parts are that old you really need to take her to a gremlin for a tune up

What monster would be the scariest if you put feral in front of the name

>>21647231
Can a gremlin make them play better at Halo?

>>21647232
Feral Large mouse! She'll give you diseases that make your dick too sensitive and twice as big! That way all of her sisters and her can rape you super easily!

I wish I had a cute monster daughteru to headpat and hug

>>21647238
You wouldn't even need to take her to a gremlin, you just need to directly plug you automaton in the xbox and she'll have 0 input lag, perfect aim and you don't have to worry about her screen peeking

>>21647232
Feral Nureonago
She might show up at your home without even needing to smile at her, just locking eyes for a split second is enough!

>>21647251
are Automatons the best co-op partner ?

>>21647257
Objectively, yes, but she'd quickly take out all the fun of legendary when she kills everything before you even take a shot, and any attempts to run ahead of her as her pleading with you to stay back and let her protect you kinda makes you feel like you're the npc in a escort mission

>>21647255
Even if you wear a mask or something to cover your face, she can tell.