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Elo. I was dumb and posted it at page 10.

All's Fair in Love and War rewrite, chapter 4. 2.6k words.
https://pastebin.com/C5xE0c8N
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1OrLom3dv8crDkEjMRcCQ5qbWZKDCW6Kp6S58tWgEB80/edit?usp=sharing

Name an MG with a better fashion sense.

>>21663179
Serious light mage Anubis, grappler healer Yeti, chaos priest Wendigo, stoic ice mage Glacies

Why are lolims so good?
Why do i want to marry Dorito so bad?

Embarrass lims by making them ahegao in front of others

>>21663428
Mad hatter

>>21663428
Vampires.

>>21663431

>>21663428
Ice Queen, or any winter girl

>>21663415
very pretty fish

>>21663462
That queen has no pants!

>>21663483
Of course she has pantsu on, it's the Queen's new clothes

>>21663479
Cute fish.

>>21663510
i'd marry a fish

>>21663526
I'd sleep with a fish. Capiche?

>>21663428
Will o Wisp.

For those who missed KC's tweets last thread.

>Incubi can be refreshed by sex the same way baseline humans are refreshed by sleep, so they can lead a normal/consistent life even though they have lots of sex
>MGE world harbors more popluation than our world, it's much bigger than ours so the density is much lower Don't ask how gravity works.
>The Demon Lord and her husband go on a honeymoon once a year

>>21663545
Population density is lower.

>>21663436
But that's exactly what they want!

>>21663460
Just makes me want to marry her even more

Good moth.

>>21663583
how about a lewd one

I have a confession to make.

Gentlemen, I love vampires.

I want to be caught masturbating by the class rep doggy when she comes to check-up on me since I was sick!

>Making a Wendigo orgasm so loud her scream echoes across the mountain and scares off a bunch of young adults about to enter an abandoned lodge

>>21663589
They don't suck as most people think they do.

>>21663597
I want to sexually harass fenrir until her bindings break.

>>21663589
Who doesn't?

>>21663589
fuck vampires

>>21663589
Is that supposed to be a bad thing?

>>21663545
It’s population density I’m pretty sure

>>21663655
Me.
But I can be convinced on occasion.

Is there any good fan made mge species with a description etc

>>21663673
I want my loli vampire mistress to have a huge, fat ass.

>>21663676

Loli vampires are for treating like daughterus and not lewding

>>21663666
No, you fool! That's exactly what they want!

>>21663655
garlic alrunes

Lactating washboard cats

Shortstack alraunes.

>>21663702
Reminder that Bapho milk is canon. Even for the small ones.

Onii-chaaaaaaaan

>>21663724
I wanna taste it

>>21663724

>>21663707
https://twitter.com/7010_uraniwa/status/1146480707759267842

>>21663736
Cute!

>>21663724
Gimme the Runya special.

>>21663687
she looks brainy

>>21663422
i want to make a lilim cry

I wonder what it would be like being a teacher in an inner city monster girl school

>>21663745
Brainy?

>>21663754
it's a pun hippocampus is part of the brain

>>21663749
You'd catch hell your first day from some black harpies for being the newest teacher and from then on none of your students will respect your authoritah.

>>21663762
Imagine teaching anatomy to young MGs.

>>21663780
I'm getting so sweaty.

>>21663794
You should take a dip to cool down.

>>21663780
He is standing too close every human teaching monster know first rule is keep your distance

>>21663735
I prefer travel size if experimenting with capacity.

>>21663749
Looks like that momonika manticore will have to stay after class for extra lessons again.

>>21663827
Momo manticub can't be that threatening, it's too tiny.

>>21663812
>Childish "Ufufufuf" intensifies

>>21663812
Gonna get my oppai lolis with extra oppai.

>>21663827
>for extra lessons again.
What if they were actually extra lessons and nothing lewd but it makes her popular since her classmates do think she is fucking the teacher

I wish I could be like a mentor and role model figure for young monsters

>>21663545
>Don't ask how gravity works.

To be fair, there is a lot of wiggle room in a phrase like "much bigger." Even being say 10% bigger than Earth would result in a big increase in space without that big of an increase in gravity (at least I think, since I doubt KC means anything as extreme as the MGE world being double the size of Earth, which would cause gravity to double as well).

>>21663848
Sounds, like, almost as good!

>vorefag spamming
>mods just sit on their thumbs
I guess the advertisers don't care enough to tell them.

>>21663875
Well, its not necessarily the size increase, its the mass increase.

Could there be a way to decrease the planetary mass while increasing the size?

You all know what to do about the spammer's posts.

>>21663891
You could make it hollow or just made out of less dense materials. You could also just ain't gotta explain shit it away, which is more likely the method KC would use.

>>21663891
Have more of the planet be hollow? Which actually would tie into the large underground societies that KC has mentioned (mindflayers and such).

>>21663889
everyone was doing a great job ignoring him until you, fucking idiot cretin

>>21663895
>Giving it attention

>>21663897
>>21663900
A 'hollow layer' would make sense considering the subterranean species.
Get the underdark going.

>>21663902
>>21663906
If you don't give them attention, they take it as acceptance and keep on.
If you do give them attention, they crank it up in an effort to get (You)s.
It's clearly a lose-lose situation.

My werewolf gets very hyperactive when the full moon's out. Is it the right time to mate? Or do I wait until she's more docile?

>>21663919
>If you don't give them attention, they take it as acceptance and keep on.
That's only when they're posting genuinely you absolute dunce. No fucking baitposter goes "haha they didn't reply, this is exactly what I wanted, trolled hard!"

>>21663926
Yes

>>21663889
Tell them yourself. Report button is right the fuck there.

Here, have a Devil.

>>21663933
Alright, wish me luck. My hips are probably gonna be crushed by her violently excessive thrusting, but it's worth it. Also, she howls like a fucking bitch when she climaxes.

>>21663941
BIGGER.

This is important.

>>21663875
I believe MGE world is not round. When someone asked him if MGE world is similar to ours he said 'I cannot answer this properly yet, but let me just tell you it's something of a geocentric world', IIRC

>>21663966
So the Earth goes about the Sun?

Perhaps MGE world is on the back of a giant tortoise

>>21663966
https://ask.fm/k_cross/answers/118583391061

And yes, I remembered correctly. Let's just say MGE world does not follow our world's physics

>>21663956
The biggest oppai lolis!
Bakunyuu oppai lolis!


>>21663975
Anon please, let Terry rest.

>>21663956
Any bigger and it won't fit
The brand that is.

>>21663975
>Earth goes about the Sun

Anon...That's what our world do...

So we've talked about being someone who live streams videogames or whatever for monster girls with a cam but what about voicing acting in videogames/anime/etc that have monster girls as the target audience?

>>21663956
I want to fill this imp in every hole with my hot seed

Reminder that Lamiae are master enchantresses. They will seduce you with everything from their looks, to their voice, to tools and incense.

Then they'll use their entire body to make you theirs. Not an unenviable proposition

>>21663724
All I’m reminded of is Robert DeNiro asking Ben Stiller if he can milk him since he has nipples.

>>21663800
>male teachers in MGC basically wear a hazmat suit to work
>just don’t ask why Mr. Williams also carries a cattle prod

>>21664020
I like when they have bad disguises but you play along anyway.

>>21663956
What a good imouto! I want to give her all the headpats.

>>21663598
Have this writefag: https://pastebin.com/734E3DNv
Follow up on my green:
>you hike out to enjoy nature
>you enjoy the sun and grass and flowers
>you even brought a tablecloth and basket
>all that hiking works up an appetite
>see a cute bear walk up with hunger in her eyes
>she is wearing a snazzy tie and nothing else, but she is wearing it very well
>you offer to share the food in hopes of saving the picnic basket of goodies
>she shakes her head no, and grins while moving towards you
>she snatches the picnic basket and throws it aside, with a lusty leer
>happily, you didn't have to worry about her stealing your picnic basket after all
>you've still got it
>but you'll never get your shorts back though
>who needs 'em when you now live au naturale?

Take a second to remember that monsters love it when you ogle there bodies because it means your thoughts are focused only on her, just like her head is only full of thoughts about you.

>>21663975
>Earth goes about the Sun
>geocentric
Anon...

>>21663976
Yeah, that became obvious a long time ago.

>>21664077
You know what I meant

>>21664091
>Under the geocentric model, the Sun, Moon, stars, and planets all orbited Earth.

Remember its just natural for female party members to leak pink goo from their bodies. Side effects like being more physical and discoloured eyes are normal and should not cause worry.

>>21664097
Yes, that is what I meant.

>>21664020
If they can't cook I'm not interested

>>21664086
Lilith did a good job rewriting the system. Is sex on MGE a positive feedback loop?

>>21664094
Eros girls too good.

>>21664086
I keep forgetting that monster sex is a perpetual energy machine. That kind of stuff only happens in the quantum realm in our world.

>>21664094
>eros foxgirl
Please no. My dick and my heart can't handle such perfection.

>>21664094
>eros fox
Dear god, if she had nine tails, my boner would never go down

>>21664064
>just like her head is only full of thoughts about you
I wish there was one to ogle my body

>>21664064
I bet it's a nice surprise to them when they catch someone checking them out

>>21664109
>says that Earth goes about the Sun is "geocentric"
>"geocentric" is the SUN going around the EARTH
>"that is what I meant"
Sounds like someone is suffering from early-onset Alzheimer's

>>21664077
Poor Hakus. They probably drink as much as winegoats with the way their students are.

>>21664086
I love when KC uses this style. It makes them really lewd cute!

Is your wife a true evil that would enslave entire kingdoms, or a saturday morning cartoon villain?

I prefer the latter.

Creampie the shorties!

>>21664086

The circle in with smiley face in the top diagram looks smug.

>>21664142
I prefer the former.

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that you need to be careful when asking a pai-loli/shortstack if she needs help carrying some things.
She may think you're talking about her breasts and get mad or make an offer.

>>21664086
>the mana pool on the 2nd image is unused but is still accumulating
So that's what DL will use to takedown the chief god?

>>21664094
Eros Troll when?

>>21664086
>Even the chibi girls have blush
It's good to have a consistent style

What do you think the top 5 strongest monsters are? Here's my list:
1. Lilim
2. Genie
3. Ryu
4. Baphomet
5. Dragon

then probably pharaoh, Apophis, and normal witches

>order kingdom lives in peace and prosperity under the rule of their benevolent queen, free from the taint of monsters
>yet unknownst to everyone, the young boy the queen has recently adopted is actually an incubus brought from afar by slavers
>she has since fallen into depravity, milking his large, corrupt member anytime they are alone
>she has been subtly manipulating her kingdom to set up a grand day of corruption when all of her dear citizens can join her in this heavenly pleasure

Druella's thighs.

>>21664086
If I became a mage in the EMG world, would I have to wear that hat? I don't think it'd suit me very well. Plus, the brim makes it hard to see monsters attacking from the air, like harpies or dragons.

Guess what?
Stonks

>>21664208
>EMG world

>>21664214
This is what four hours of sleep does to a man. Where is a weresheep to help rectify this?

>>21664221

Not in this world.

>>21664221
>>21664225

Well?

>>21664211
Read that as "storks" for a second.

>>21664211
Do cheshires ever get tired of being the funny friend/coworker/etc?

>>21664262
Never.

>>21664248
Stork girls have a really important job of bringing babies to newlyweds

>>21664262
Probably when they go home to an empty apartment every night and cuddle a daki before they go to sleep.

>>21664195
Her guards and servants must be blind.

>>21664270
But who delivers babies to the storks?

>>21664262
Do cats ever get tires of being assholes but in a lovable way?

Are Jellies just Slimes that are bigger and tastier?

>>21664273
>But who delivers babies to the storks?
A different stork, you see there isn't only one stork at work

>>21664278
I'd say that's Puddings.

>>21664278
But jelly comes from slimes.

>>21664288
What about skeleton jelly?

>>21664293
Gelatin?

>>21664271
>cheshire calmly making herself a late night warm milk
>sipping it on the couch with the daki while watching cute cat internet videos
Please remember to laugh at all your Cheshire boss' bad jokes, it means a lot to her even if she doesn't show it.

>>21664277
Would she nibble on my ears?

>>21664305
Sorta https://imgur.com/lbIoX

>>21663746
Absolute monster

>>21664314
That’s really cute! Not really a cat fan but if I could I’d still wanna make her into a very happy wife!

>>21664314
She needs to get the cute worker anon that laughs at all her jokes to come home with her to make her that late night milk

>>21663957
teresa is best girl

come fight me

>>21664262
Only when they become the Funny Wife

No fish like a catfish.

>>21664331
Viccy is for impregnating.

>>21664341
I can't. I do like this though.

>>21664341
Why does she wear the mask

>>21664344
>Catfish
Disgusting bottom feeders, in addition to certain other connotations.

>>21664365
Catfish are awesome
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7jZZfBjZVc

>>21664376
I was expecting noodling. Feel kind of bad for the turtles, too.

>>21664376
I never realized they were so cute

>>21664397
>Feel kind of bad for the turtles, too.
Don't feel bad he feeds them in other videos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9guxsIh0nXA

>>21664410
>>21664376
I now want more water monster girls

Cute tattoo.

>>21664376
Gonna go shove my hand in every hole in the river and catch catfish

>>21664393
That's a cute tattoo

>>21664437
Don't noodle them be nice and slowly gain their trust via feeding

Can parasite slimes only infect human women, or can they inhabit other monsters too? I think it'd be interesting to see a skeleton use a parasite slime to make her bony parts look more "fleshy."

>>21664410
wow those turtles are cool

>>21664462
As long as its not another slime, everything else is probably fair game.

>>21664488
>As long as its not another slime
Are you saying I can't get every type of slime in a swimming pool and then jump in?

>>21664462
Monsters can't monsterize other monsters, so probably not.

For instance, matango spores that don't find humans may turn into pseudo matango. Monsters are immune to them.

>>21664491
Anon, that's reckless. You'll never get out if you do something like that.

>>21664499
Why wouldn't I get out? It's just a lot of slime types in one space I wonder how they would mix or if it would be like water and oil

Does this count as a MG?

>>21664509

Because the slimes wouldn't let you get out.

Flat Ratas are still the best. There's no one who can compete!

Don't open.

>>21664488
It'd be interesting to see other slimes try to mooch off a queen slime.

>>21664519

>>21664462
Only human(+uncorrupted dwarven and elven) women can be corrupted to our knowledge .
Although i dont think this has been solidly confirmed or denied by kc so it might be possible.

>>21664519
Idk, marshmallow cat is pretty cool

>>21664510
I dont see why not. She is a ghost.

>>21664534

>>21664526
Kikis are too pure.

>>21664551
Ouch.

>>21664530
So just an image set of a slime pretending to be a slime to rape a unmarried man who is visiting a queen slime?

>>21664510
Of course.

>>21664551
>Kikis

>>21664512
I just need to ask them to help me out

>>21664519
Rata have cute hands

>>21664532
What a nice looking rata.

>>21664533
>i want a slime to live in my ass

>>21664566
>big fat mofu just waiting to be cuddled
>instead focus on hands

Just what is wrong with you?

>>21664576
I'm sure she always hears about her tail but how many compliment her hands

>>21664550
That's a nice cat

>>21664574
I need an electric monster to help lower my electric bill

>>21664569
Obviously they cant infect men as they need female bodies to collect semen. Unless hes an Alp.

>>21664584

Beeg Spooder Mom giving all the neighborhood kids a ride on her abdomen!

>>21664594
But she might fuck my electronics up

>>21664581

>>21664594
Why are these weasels so lewd!

>>21664587
So if a guy keeps a parasite slime as a pet is it docile? Providing a lady friend doesn't come by to visit.

>>21664595

>>21664611
That tube looks kinda pointless to me

>>21664595
I bet she makes them all Christmas sweaters

>>21664609
Kinda like tentacle plants.

>>21664126

>warmest day this week was 16 degrees celsius
>it's mostly barely 10 and it's raining all day and night
You call this summer? Oi, the Ryu and their mood swings really make my hutzpah go verklempt

>>21664621
There is room for one more in that tube.

>>21664599
All Cats are cute

Must molest monsterously massive mofu mama milk makers!

>>21664633
>celsius
Sorry, I don't understand commie measurements.

>>21664609
Pretty much. Only problem could be what you feed it.
If its your cum it will probably love you more, but the women it infects will probably develop a huge love for you (assuming she doesn't love someone else).
If its just the mana tablets that golems make then she might dislike you for it and become rowdier.

>>21664611
Oh no, amphibious spiders!

Wurms are really cool

>>21664640
I'm dealing with about 52 degrees Fahrenheit, bald eagle -tan.

>>21664639

>>21664640
How does it feel to live with a measurement so broken that water freezes at 32 degree and boils at 212?

>>21664646

>>21664650
That's not mofu!

>>21664646
>>21664658
Wurmborn, a hero raised by Wurms!

>>21664633
Regional monster slang is probably really cool and fun to study, unless a monstet bully starts making things up just to mess with you.

>>21664659
No, it's even better.

>>21664639
I'd like to molest monsterously minute mofu milk makers, please. Like a true patrician would

>>21664666
How would a wurm fare as a momster?

>>21664677
>like a true plebian
Ftfy

>>21664684
I'm sure she would be a good mom even if she would need help

>>21664684
Pros: protected from all harm, ice cream for dinner, can buy anything with jewels
Cons: not allowed to wake up early because the Early Bird gets the Wurm

>>21664685

>>21664684
It'd be a struggle, but Anon would turn out alright.
>Anon's body has naturally toughened beyond normal in order to withstand bone-breaking momster hugs

>>21664696

>>21664696
>>21664685
Why do we have to pick extremes why can't I molest monsterously mild mofu milk makers

>>21663875
>doubled gravity
>everyone is fucking strong there naturally, especially the MGs
So there's no escape for anyone when the portals open here?

>>21664703
fence sitter

>>21664706
You just have to go over there and train.

>>21664702
What a great Senko!

>>21664703
No one is making you choose, Anon. You are free to pick the middle ground. Just know that big fox tits are the only correct answer.

>>21664702
>when senko's mom shows up

>>21664721
>>21664710
But Middle Ground is the best

>>21664719
Nice axe

>>21664729
>not both extremes

>>21664712
>that twitchy tail
They're all so adorable but this one takes the cake.

>Nureonago on vacation in America

>>21664735
She reminds me of the morton salt girl

>>21664735
What a buxom wife-slime.

>>21664712
That's a lot of cute monsters

>>21664532
>>21664534
Like I said no competition!

Rata tail, fox tail and marshmallow cat mofu off when

>>21664733
Goodwan is the one on the right and badwan is the one on the left

>>21664684
>mom wurm walks in on anon boning the hot gyaru succ from next door
>"Hey honey, watcha doin'? Ya rasslin'?"

Would it be racist to confuse a Tanuki for a Rata

>>21664746
>are you winning son

>>21664751
She appreciates you thinking journalism pays more than it does

>>21664751
>All big tails look the same

>>21664754
>"Oh boy, a pajama party! Mama likes those!"
>she strips down to her lingerie and unwittingly starts a full-blown oyakodon scenario

>>21664769
Mama knows not to lewd the son that was the first thing the stork that brought the baby told her

>>21664757
What a cute chipmunk, while they aren't the same my campus has lots of squirrels and they are really nice so I'm imagining all of them are journalists

>>21664774
but the stork never said anything about teaching his new girlfriend some 'advanced wrestling moves'.

>>21664780
>'advanced wrestling moves'.
And thus sex turned into actual wrestling good thing anon's monster gf was a big fan of the wwe

>>21664729
>Not the High Ground

>>21664791
>every night Wurmborn is trying to have sex with his gf the mysterious masked wrestling heel Big Momma shows up
Sigh...

I hope Anon takes a wrong turn down a dark alley into a gang hideout, stumbling into a criminal MG karaoke party.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47y5bo8wtqM

>>21664812
>special mofu deal
Go on...

>>21664812
All the crime syndicates know that the karaoke is sacred, neutral ground. It's the only place you can see members of the mofu mafia, the rat gang and everyone else belting out 80s tunes together instead of arguing business and turf.

>>21664831
Don't wanna mess with the Rat Gang! The whole subway's their turf!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdFF5C3ZR_I

>>21664754
>Studying for your prostate exam eh son?

>>21664847
If your son Alped, would you bully them with dad jokes, or would you try to be supportive?

>>21664850
>Why is my son so thicc?

>>21664850
I have no son

>>21664857
Well duh, they're a daughter.

>>21664859
Disowned immediately.

>>21664808
Well if she wants to be his GF she needs to win a title match

>>21664812
Don't you dare laugh, even if their singing is awful.

>>21664868
That’s fine. There’s plenty of guys who go for girls with daddy issues

>>21664850
Both

>>21664850
I'd rather my son alp than my daughter humanize(male)

>>21664812
What songs do Shoggoths choose on 80’s Karaoke night? https://youtube.com/watch?v=Vkfpi2H8tOE or more abstract?

>>21664883
Only one of those can occur

>>21664883
>humanize(male)
That sounds horrifying please no FTM shit in these threads

I want to date the snake.

>>21664850
I'd support them via bullying

>>21664906
She has a cute hood

>>21663746
I want to make a lilim cry when I confess my feelings and let her know exactly how much I love her, that she's a sexy monster, and that I wish she would just shut up and marry me already.

>>21664906
I bet she used to be some powerful, ancient evil. But she's settled down in a small town to live a quiet life instead.

Monster Hunter Anon back again. Here's what I've done so far in the Apophis DID smut.
https://pastebin.com/d2CKb1N8

Definitely over half-way done. Made a few minor edits here and there as I was drafting.

>>21664923
What's a DID?

>>21664906
That is a beautiful snake. I hope the couple gets together.

Miss Haku needs a new strategy for dating guys. Her last night out was spent making punnet squares with her date to figure out what their kids would look like.

>>21664926
Damsel in Distress.

>>21664939
That's adorable! If that's not working, I think Miss Haku just needs to find better guys to date. Like me!

>>21664939
I want to be the delinquent bad boy in her class that gets her to embrace her wild side, while she subtly tricks me into becoming her ideal man.

>>21664944
Well I never.

>>21664948
>show up late for Miss Haku's class
>she asks what's your excuse
>walk right up to her and go HAAAAAHHHNN? at her boobs (too short to reach her face)
How would she react?

>>21664946
Answer her this question first. What color were your father’s and mother’s eyes?

>>21664954
She'd probably be torn between her perverted wish to get bent over her desk by the class punk and fucked silly, and her borderline-sadistic desire to discipline him until he's a good boy who gladly does whatever she says.

Unfortunately, this tends to end with her awkwardly trying to convince him to go back to his seat and hiding behind her book to blush while the class does self-study.

>>21664939
>punnet squares
would those even work with monsters?

>>21664488
Could a non-parasite slime become semi-symbiotic to her husband?

>>21664954
I think Hakus who choose to become teachers and not just mountain sages would probably legitimately care and worry about education.

>>21664976
I want to be a teacher's pet

>>21664966
Not him, but brown

>>21664923
Took me a while to find where i was, but you seem to be at a good pace. Cant wait to see the next update.

>>21664981
What do you mean by symbiotic? Technically every monster forms a symbiotic relationship with their husband.

>>21664981
What about a symbolic relationship

>>21664640
Fahrenheit is superior. A metricuck will never be able to appreciate a nice day's extra blessing by reading the thermometer and seeing "69".

So following that lich tentacle pic, do any other MGs need to have their husband try out the tentacle potion?

>>21665023
Kraken might get a kick out of it, until she realizes it's too much for her and she's getting addicted.

Would you let this thief steal your virginity?

>>21665023
I would try it with my pslime wife. Probably end up fucking that slime face at on point.

What are you supposed to do when you find your daughteru's porn stash?

>>21665024
>Muti-Tentacle hand holding
This is a new level of lewd.

>>21665028
Porn stash? All I can find in her room are pictures of me!

>be sitting out of P.E. when haku-sensei comes by to ask what's wrong
>you nervously point at the group of busty monsters doing laps around the track, their huge breasts bouncing in perfect rhythm with their strides
>haku-sensei catches a glimpse between you legs and ufufus before telling you to take it easy for today
>the next day, you find yourself "mysteriously" added to the track team along with the girls from yesterday
>haku-sensei is the new track coach
I thought hakus were supposed to help their students

>>21665028
Check it for anything I might like.

>>21664977
I’m pretty sure having a lamia tail, for example, is an X linked gene dominant over the gene for human legs

>>21665023
I think the pic would end up fairly unrecognizable.

>>21665028
>porn stash?
Get with the times grandpa she clearly would have her porn on a folder on her computer labled homework

>>21665027
Perhaps, but only if she gets +1 to Hips.

>>21665028
Go trough it so I can surprise her with something fun when she gets home from school!

>>21664990
Do any of your siblings have blue eyes?

>>21665027
only if her chest was a little smaller

>>21665045
>she just saves every picture to the desktop

>>21665041
>I’m pretty sure having a lamia tail, for example, is an X linked gene dominant over the gene for human legs
>Lamia still somehow is born with human legs

>>21665044
If anything she would be the one having fun with another monster girl so her husband can fuck her.

>>21665027
No love for trash pandas. Thankfully, I can protect my chastity with a simple bungee cord.

>>21665028
Nothing wrong with that though her mom will have to tell her that everything in those photos isn't completely accurate to irl and then men don't instantly lose to the pussy like in her porn

>>21665058
I raised my daughter better than this she should have proper file organization

>>21665059
I guess that could happen. Assuming X dominant with tail, x is recessive with legs and Y is dominant male
>> X x
>x Xx xx
>Y XY XY

>>21665028
Rate her taste along with my wife. Then subtly make jokes involving her fetishes.

>>21665066
I can only imagine her thinking that, yet as soon as she actually has sex, the moment she slams her hips down on a boy's dick, she instantly loses instead

>>21665028
I'd be okay with it so long as none of the porn is degenerate stuff like cuckqueaning

>>21665107
What if it’s nothing but bishie guys with very slender and feminine figures?

>>21665107
Don't worry, it's just wholesome reverse rape father-daughter incest.

Monster daughters are for storing your excess cummies in.

>>21665113
Could be worse
>>21665114
Well good thing what people look at as porn isn't what they actually do

>>21665136
>excess
How can there be excess if the wife takes it all, if the husband is forced to daughteru fuck then clearly the wife isn't good enough

>>21665138
What about pegging and/or sounding?

>>21665093
poor girl where did all her bravado go

>>21665156
Lost with her virginity. It's bound to happen to the best of monsters since you can't beat the dick.

>>21665107
>cuckqueaning
But wouldn't it be normal for bicorns?

Rub the belly

>>21665199
>But wouldn't it be normal for bicorns?
But she is the one doing the stealing instead of being a cuckhorse

Hypnotizing Shortstacks with only your dick is the best!

>>21665215
I know from experience that touching kitty belly is dangerous.

>>21665229
you just need their trust

When hiring a monstergirl to teach boys how do they do a background check to make sure she doesnt rape any of them

>>21665225
>shortstack thinks your just some average sized tall guy
>that audible slap when it flops out on her face changes that
The best

>>21665238
Before the official interview they stick a to catch a predator shota actor in the room with her and if she starts taking her clothes off or getting rapey a team of the finest monster girl cops bust in and save the boy and that disqualifies her from teaching

>>21665235
https://imgur.com/a/vdu6EOt
Trust me, you don't want to even if you're best pals with her

Short girls are lame. Big, long and tall are best. This is an objective fact.

>>21665257
>to catch a predator shota actor
Oh god now i'm imaging the funny chatlogs they showwed on that show but with monsters

>>21665247
And then them trying to resist the instant ovulation that is induced is great.

>>21665257
>secretly rapey teacher has an ironclad will and makes it through the interview

>>21665276
>Her will is too strong and she never actually ends up raping a shota though her whole career as a teacher

>>21665282
>Everyday wakes up and says today will be the day I rape one of my students, but by the time she wants to she is too busy grading papers or setting up lesson plans to even think about it

Wouldn't schools just hire married individuals instead? All they would have to do is do a background check to make sure that they aren't into lolis or harems.

>>21665295
what about the fresh out of college monsters that want to teach but aren't married since they were too into their studies and learning how to teach to get a guy

>>21665257
>all these precaution policies against rapey teachers
>shotacon MGs just drink loli potion and enroll as a student

>>21665301
if only there was a metal detect but for potions

>>21665299
Nerdy Haku graduate students on the verge of cakehood make for the best future teachers.

>>21665301
>be shota
>have a bst friend who same age.
>A bit lewd.
>still really fun.
>till one day she takes me to the bathroom
>Throws me into the stall and transforms
>formally loli friend is now momster
>get shota raped.

>>21665268
>Manticore going "you know what i don't want this cookie"

>>21665322
>"What? No way!"

>>21665274
>'Keep it together, Jill. You can handle this. This is nothing. Yeah, he's not even that big. Haha.'
>that when you rub you swelling member all over her face, forcing your masculine scent into her nose
>she cums in her pants while heart-pupiling hard
Shortstacks are too fucking good, damnit.

>Tricking your Wendigo girlfriend into playing Until Dawn just to see her face when those Wendigoes turn up

>>21665331
>She's Manticore Willis screen name GenericPinkTail
>She's almost 30 years old and she's been chatting online with a boy boy who calls himself Josuke and who says he's 16
>She lies to him about his age typing "I'm 20 you probably don't want me around you, I'm cute though built good"
>Then she says "We'd have to keep us a secret because of the age difference, younger boys like you don't come along often, I'd want you again and again."
>Then she sends an online picture of her tail pussy to the boy who told her he was 16

>>21665362
Watching monster movies with their respective monsters is such potent bully material, it's almost too easy.

>>21665362
>This is really racist
>People don't actually believe this, do they?

>>21665376
Indeed.

>>21665376
Boo

>>21665376
What about watching Five Deadly Venoms with a Oomukade (Centipede), Lamia (Snake), Girtablilu (Scorpion), Lizard and Toad?