/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>21713946
Fuck you beat me by 8 seconds.

My waifu is cute.

>>21713952
That's what you get for being slow.

>>21713968
Mine's cuter.

Why does my bicorn childhood friend keep bringing other girls to our after school gaming sessions

>>21713972
Gotta go fast.

>>21713984
Lil' Kej is cute.

Lims are lewd

>>21714002
Lims are for cute

I love Wonderland!
I want a Heart March Hare wife to lewdly pamper me while we speak innuendos to each other throughout our day-to-day chitchat!
I want a Diamonds Cheshire wife to play lewd pranks on us and help me tease and dom my March Hare wife!

>>21713988

>>21713991
Yeah. Not a lot of art of Lil' Kejs in particular though.

Snek or horse?

>>21713987
That sounds fun.
>tfw no bicorn waifu to lovingly help you build your perfect harem

>>21714002
>>21714006
Why not both?

Reposting because I didn't see this was the thread

>Wendi scout gets lost in a snow bank
>Yukionna scouts move the snow with their powers to find her
>Yeti scouts warm her back up with their homemade hot cocoa
>Scout master White Horn gives her a ride back to the cabin
>Glacies scout helps Wendi scout with macaroni art until she's all warm and happy
Just another day in the Snuggle Scouts

>>21714033
Horse, she is prime breeding stock making our kids the greatest in the arena, while snek is just jealous cold blooded bitch that wants to fuck her superiors

>>21714048
But I only want to play my new game with her other girls have cooties

>>21714048
I'd work for a bicorn CEO.

>>21714033
Snake for sure. She is super hot.

https://twitter.com/cowfeeNSFW/status/1142796297096744960

Wrote a story about a bossy Anubis "disciplining" a subordinate. Nothing fancy, pretty much pure smut, but I hope you all enjoy it regardless.

https://pastebin.com/LD37NStL

>>21714054
Why is she dressed like a fancy prostitute?

>>21714033
Both.

>>21714065
I bet working for monster CEOs would turn out to be fairly boring since they would already have a boytoy by then if they are ceo

>>21714089

Because she's a fancy prostitute

>>21714087
Let's see

>>21714060
She has a game she wants to show you, but she needs those other girls for you to play it properly.
It'll make the cooties enjoyable!

People who have harems or more than one waifu; can you and your wives survive a game of Mario Party?

>>21714087
I love your stories and I'm glad to see more of it! Will masturbate while reading it later.

>>21714108
Fine but the girl she brought along is getting the madcatz controller

>>21714087
This is important.

>>21714087
Bootynubis!

>>21714114
>"Rotate the control stick real fast" minigame comes up.
>Feline and Canine paws dominate
>Their smugness evaporates once its time for the button-mashing minigame

>>21714065
>You work as secretary to Bicorn CEO
>Time of the year again when it's time to call in the shareholders and discuss profits
>Most of them come off as incredibly successful and incredibly bitchy business women
>They're all actually lonely, old monsters that worked themselves to the bone to reach the top but sadly could never find a husband
>Bicorn CEO decides takes break and calls you in to bring lunch
>While they're eating Bicorn orders you to go around the table giving each shareholder a shoulder massage
>Turns out the food was spiked with aphrodisiacs and before you knew it you were massaging breasts
>After that meeting you and Bicorn CEO now hold 97% of stock along with a new harem

>>21714117
As long as it has a good rumble feature, everyone will be happy.

>>21714114
I don't see why not. Mario Party is pretty chill. Not as cutthroat as something like Fortune Street or Civ.

Only the ones I care about. I like kitsunes but KC's are so below average.

Ain't lilims just succubus blancos?

>>21714117
>The dense anon and his bicorn that keeps trying to set him up with another girl

>>21714147
>Civilization with your harem
Yeah someone’s sleeping on the couch tonight.

>>21714087
You really know how to make a man crave for a lewd anubis boss.

>>21714180
I bet anubis keeps picking Egypt

>>21714165

>>21714192
>hfw "the pyramids have been built in a faraway land"

>>21714180
Nonsense! Civilization is a game about cooperation.

>>21714204
That is until you push for militaristic might and beat your harem in a domination victory.

>>21714201
Looks like someone's getting conquered.

>>21714201

>>21714165
Where
is
my
super
succ?

>>21714147
I want to play CK2 with monstergirls

>>21714180
>Implying we don't play Strip Civilization
>Each time someone loses a city, they lose a piece of clothing
>No more clothing and the person who took/destroyed their city gets to issue them a lewd command
>Conquer someone's capital and they're your sub slave for the night

Snug your rata daily!

>>21714219
Do you think the Demon Lord has black sclera?

>>21714165
>white succubi
>are superior to the rest
Makes sense.

>>21714230
Rata are good chipmunks

>>21713946
>work at the monstergirl equivalent of Hungry Jack's
>fuckin' raging shroom and demon incense junkies hopping over the counter to get a snog with their snag
>horrendously underpaid and undermanned due to staff constantly rotating in and out of the hospital
>but not you
>fuckin' untouchable, mate
>have gone so long without rape or bodily injury that you keep winning employee of the month on attendance alone
>until today
>Miram-fuckin'-Turnbull, bunyip kid of that Malcom cunt, comes slitherin in, waving her hips like she owns the fuckin place
>you're subbing in for the guy at the register, so you're pretty well fucked mate
>cunt approaches counter
>"I'll have the Tendercrisp® Cheesy Bacon PeriPeri, and some water"
>who the fuck asks for tap at a fast food restaurant
>head to the kitchen, as you're subbing in for the entire cook team as well
>cheeky cunt climbs over the counter
>grabs hold of you
>the fuckin Tendercrisp® is burning
>no one's looking, because no one's here, because you're subbing in for everyone
>"It's my first time, so I'll be gentle."
>no one in the restaurant is looking
>realize Miriam-fuckin-Turnbull used taxpayer dollars to hire a bunch of bums to infiltrate the restaurant and turn a blind eye to a pre-meditated rape
>can no longer reach and deploy emergency pocket vegemite due to being crushed by a huge fuckin snake
>realize your long-standing career as this Hungry Jack's best man is coming to an end
>fuckin hell

>>21714232
Do you think a lim's sclera color can change if she gets very angry?

>>21714242
It's okay to be wrong.

>>21714219
she can be the el grande madre of my heart

>>21714207
I always win by space race of cultural, wars are bad.

>>21714253
>That atrocious conjugation
[Reees in spanish]

>>21714127
Butts are always important

>>21714264
Which MG has the best butt?

>>21714270
>>21714264
Squirrel butt
Your waifu's butt

>>21714272
>Squirrel
no chipmunk butt

>>21714270
lim butt

Tanuki are smart

>>21714270
Troll

>>21714275
>Vicc
Bullshit. Where's the hat?

>>21714270
See >>21714087

>>21714270
Centaurs.

>>21714275
Damn I want to grab her horns.
Also I wonder how does it feel to pat wings like demon's or succ's.

>>21714270

>>21714292
Off hunting
>>21714304
The question isn't how it feels to pat them, the question is how it feels to be wing cocoond by them.

>>21714301

>>21714309
>Off hunting
For a better host?

>>21714329
Yeah, it must be tired of having a literal piece of shit for a host.

>>21714329
>>21714334
Hey shut the fuck up

>>21714337
Find a better waifu than some dumb cunt with a hat and maybe we will.

>>21714337
You're the one posting images of excrement, I'm sure its against the site rules.

>>21714341
Rude

>>21714319
Is it possible for a centaur to do facesitting?

What is the appeal of a petite flat vampire mistress instead of a big meaty one?

>>21714349
Both are good.

>>21714349
Nothing. Flat chested and especially loli vampires just can’t compete with full figured vampires who know how to treat a man correctly.

>>21714349
something something their heart is closer to yours and bending over every surface something

>>21712428
Late but those all sound fantastic. Especially the paimouto one.

>>21714349
I like their elegance and flow of their body

>>21714350
Eros has certainly blessed this cupid.

>>21714361
Is she going to use those trains as nunchuks?

I need a freezing cold monster to hug me because fuck the hot weather I want winter back

>>21714344
I thought excrement was Beast's thing?

>>21714349
I'm still thorn between a tall big tiddie vampire and a demon so idk. Seriously I need to help to choose.

>>21714370
What about this one?

>>21714349
Small breasts > Medium breasts > Large breasts > Flat chests > Massive breasts

>>21714384

>>21714244
It could be worse. At least shes rich

>>21714385
Needs a lot more blessings.

>>21714349
No idea, but i fucking love my big meaty vampires!

>>21714114
>angry tsundere jabberwock screeching
>wight doing some light teasing regardless of how she's doing
>demon not getting into it since it's not lewd enough and spends most her time suggesting how the game could be "improved"
>salamander getting competitive but laughs whenever she's on the receiving end of shenanigans
>hinezumi gets competetive and remains highly competitive and quiet, almost breaks controllers while trying to keep calm
>kobold is bad at the mini games but loves playing so much she smiles the entire
>bapho complaining the princesses could be flatter and going nuclear when her stars are stolen
>lich has all the mini games down to a science after extensive research but remains kuu even in victory
>hobgoblin is better at it than the kobold but equally as happy
>hellhound just wants to chill out drinking ale while watching since it's not her kind of game
>kiki trying to distract other players by bringing up things she discovered from observing everyone in her work
I tend to prefer thinking about fantasy/official setting stuff with them usually but some stuff like this is great once in a while. We would have to do multiple games with the winner staying on while the other players rotate. It would inevitably end in lewdness though, probably me getting "raped"

>>21714418
Rude.

>>21714439
Sorry, but as a dedicated follower of Hathor I must love big breasts.

>>21714002
I want to fuck this Limimim

>>21714450
Hathor a shit.

>>21714454
Dudes gotten much better. His first ones looked kind of awkward with colouring and shading. However he seems to have much improved which is great!

He should do a pslime

I think I went too far with my Waifu.
>/fit/ Ancient Evil Self-Made Ojou Jubjub (Spade Variant) Owl (Giant Snow Owl) Lich (Worm that Walks/Tentacle Variant) of Eros that specializes in body modification and alchemy. On top of that is also equipped with a Queen Parasite Shog hivemind that she singlehandedly defines because her inherent genki cannot be contained even by her phylactery.

>>21714114
>Liliraune expert at minigames requiring simultaneous/precise inputs; will try to distract me with one body otherwise. Generally pretty successful, as she's the harem queen for a reason.
>Clubs Trumpart keeps trying to do speedrunning tricks and RNG manips, usually fails, gets flustered when she fails and excited when she pulls them off.
>Hearts March Hare isn't actually playing, she's just there to reward the winners and comfort the losers
>Parasite Shog Carrier is cleaning the house with her shog-tendrils while playing with that PS2 vibrator controller from the Japanese release of Rez that she modded to work on the GameCube.

>>21714054
damn, how do you fuck a horse girl anyway? Horses tend to take gargantuan shits at random from what I hear so while you are trying to shove your pp into her baby room, she could take a huge shit without notice and cover you in brown sauce

>>21714465
Hathor is love Hathor is life.

Snek in a box.

>>21714521
>damn, how do you fuck a horse girl anyway?
Like this.

>>21714521
frontpussy

>>21714523
I fucking love hathor!

>>21714426
Those girls sound great anon! I’d love to go drinking with Kobold and Hobgoblin, they sound like good girls.

What’s a less gay way of saying that I want my wives to bukkake me with their milk?

>>21714558
You want a milk shower
You want them to feed you their milk at the same time
You want a milk fountain

>>21714033
That snake’s belly is dangerously open to bullying.

>>21714563

>>21714033
Snek girls are nice.
Better than horse girls.
Neither are high enough for waifu/harem status, but I'd be lying if I said I've never fantasized about a snek girl.

>>21714565
Jinko bellies are even more open to bullying. Go ahead and rub it

>>21714571
That's the first holst pic I've seen that I've liked. Nice.

>>21714033
Why not both?

>>21714543
And Hathor loves you and your wife!

I need need need an Eros hellhound

Let's talk about wyverns.

>>21714609
>need need need
Oh no, anon had a stroke!

>>21714610
I want to mount a wyvern and ride her through the sky!

>>21714582
>That's the first holst pic I've seen that I've liked
Then you haven't seen enough holst pics

>>21714543
And Hathor loves you and your wife!

>>21714610
I have a combined folder for wurms, wyverns, and dragons because I don't have enough pics for all of them individually. Of the three, wyvers have the most pictures.

>>21714625
I'm not a big fan of the rural agrarian thing, and once breasts get to a certain size they become a turn-off for me.
That said, that pic is kinda cute.

>>21714544
Thanks anon, I really love the thought of taking my girls on dates and meeting up with other husbands and their wives for a little chat.
The kobold's not really a drinker and is the type to get tipsy really easily but the hobgoblin can hold her own surprisingly well for a cute airhead.

>>21714636
>and once breasts get to a certain size they become a turn-off for me
That pic isn't even close

>>21714639
Well it’s settled, when the portals open, we’ll go get a drink with our harems and play pool and darts.

>>21714639
Other harem anon here, my wives and I mostly just drink the liliraune's nectar, or whatever strange potion the trumpart brews up. The pshog carrier doesn't mind this; as long as any time I'm not drinking directly from one of my other wives, I let her pshog form into a cup for me while her host holds it for me.

Cute fox daughters.

>>21714667
Oh, I know. It's actually at the borderline for me, because I prefer B-C cups the most, but I don't mind that pic.

>>21714690
They're not going to try to convince me to be naughty, right?

>>21714674
Darts and pool sounds like a good time, I suck at darts and I can just imagine my Hobgoblin wife pushing around a stool and standing on it every time she wants to take her shot at the pool table.
Sounds like a fun time all around!
>>21714683
That's some pretty lewd stuff dude, that last part's really cute too. Never thought of that sort of thing with pslimes before.

does your hobgobo or pai-loli wear a bra?

>>21714710
Well, a liliraune's nectar is not only tastier than any normal food or drink, but it can also supplant it all for her husband!
And of course things get lewd - half my harem is from Wonderland!

>>21714724
No.
She goes bra-less.

People are still posting in the other duplicate thread

>>21714011
>centaur spats
I wanna sniff em when she is done

>>21714260
RÉÉÉÉÉÉ

>>21714347
if it is what your heart desires

>>21714257
How do you feel about religion victories? It’s war, but apparently using lightning bolts.

>>21714636
>I'm not a big fan of the rural agrarian thing
rural agrarian>urban industrial

>>21714538
I want to ride my bicorn wife with my other wife and making out with her.
I bet the bicorn wife would just keep waking with a smile as we just kept getting more and more 'intimate'.

>>21714779
dumb cheshireposter

>>21714779
Dumb cat, you forgot your meme arrow.

>>21714664
>demon gets tan
>she becomes purple
nice

Wikifag here, finished the /d/ monster girl threads and the monster girl futa threads. Got around 9 more images since the last report.
I'll start going through the (non-futa) MG threads now.

>>21714832
What

>>21714832
This is bait, isn't it?

>>21714844
You've never heard of wikifag?

>>21714832
>finished the monster girl threads
>I'll start going through the monster girl threads now
???

>>21714851
Exactly what I thought. I think the /d/eviancy has warped his brain

>>21714851
>>8615475

>>21714851
The original monster girl threads died out at around #67, a few threads after the futafags took over.
The (Non-futa) threads appeared at the end of 2017.

>>21714858
>>>/d/8615475
fixed it for you

What is she offering?

>>21714858
That's the fake MG thread started by trolls on /d/.

There are two running MG threads there now: the (non-futa) and futa threads.

>>21714530
Is she allowed to leave the box?

>>21714858
>don't post art which involves fetishes other than monstergirls
>picture is fatshit
What did they mean by this

Harembros, what's your harem dynamic like?

>Liliraune harem queen. She lets me have as many wives as I want and do whatever with them, under the condition that she's my main wife and I bring the other girls into her flower for lewd or romantic things - she wants me to stay in her flower as much as possible, really.
>Clubs Trumpart who feels jealous of liliraune, but in a "this jealousy turns me on" way. Masturbation addict.
>Heart March Hare who spends a lot of time in the flower with us. Acts like a younger sister to the other wives. Dotes on me a lot.
>Pshog carrier who acts like a friend with benefits to the harem. Takes care of the house, while host likes tinkering with machines. Wants to build a robot body for her pshog.

>>21714832
Thanks for the update.
>>21714848
>>21714851
The "futa" threads were actually non futa but said it in the text of the OP rather than the subject field and futafags hijacked them which lead to the non-futa ones becoming a separate thread using the subject field.
So while the old ones are "futa" the content in them wasn't. It'd a dumb drama.

>>21714876
Yes.

>>21714884
I was too was wondering this recently. Also to those with harems, how do your waifus interact with each other? Do any of them have special bonds or shared interests? Do they ever get sex with each other even when you're not around?

>>21714858
>>21714880
It's a troll thread started by a futafag trying to make people who like hetro stuff like stupid.

>>21714858
What if the only thing I'm okay with in that list is feet?

>>21714895
>like stupid

>>21714270
Kakuen butt

>>21714905
I had a stroke.

>>21714893
>Special bonds
March Hare and Trumpart have been close friends since long before I met them.

>Shared hobbies
Trumpart and Pshog Carrier are both fascinated by technology - Carrier likes building and modding and tinkering, and Trumpart likes vidya and playing with the machines that Carrier makes.
Trumpart and Liliraune both like working with potions, and will sometimes compete over whose potion effects turn me on more.
Liliraune and March Hare both like writing and wordplay, and will sometimes write me - or even each other - lewd and sappy poems.
Liliraune and Pshog Carrier both like music, and the three of us will have jam sessions sometimes.
I'm always with the Liliraune, but the Pshog Carrier is happily free use for the whole harem, and the two Wonderlanders lez it up regularly.

>>21714270
>Which MG has the best butt?
A nine year old Dark Mage

>>21714884
>Harembros, what's your harem dynamic like?
dunno as it is all in moo's

>>21714922
>spoiler
Is that the number of years that's passed since she monsterized?

>>21714884
I haven’t thought about it enough but I guess
Kakuen and raiju would be the more spontaneous types
Mad hatter would be the type to tease
Ryu would be the more normal of the four

Mouse-senpai is so cool!

>>21714087
Nice. Thanks mate

>>21714884
>>21714893
>Wight and Lich act almost like sisters at times with how close they are due to their past
>Hobgoblin and Kobold play around and go on little adventures around the town
>Hinezumi and Salamander are rivals, Hinezumi takes it more seriously with the Salamander just going with the flow
>Bapho and Wock clash and try one up each other, sometimes in lewd ways and sometimes in others
>Hellhound sometimes uses her teacher skills to help some of the new recruits to the bapho's sabbath who are more genuine in their loli-ness than others
>Kiki gets along with everyone and enjoys chatting a lot as she does her work
>Demon acts as an advisor to Wight wife and is like a lewd onee-chan to the harem despite one being older
Just some examples, there's some more dynamics too but I don't want to dump too much at once.
And can I just say that the increase in harem talk recently has been really nice, all you other haremfags posting here have cute very wives by the sounds of things.

Imagine touching a gyaru ryu's reverse scale.

>>21714937
If her coming out of a Dark Mage mother's womb as a monstergirl of the same species technically counts as monsterization.

Sexy birb.

Are kikis good at things like plumbing and electrical wiring?

>>21714625
>holst gyaru sexually harassing you in public
My boner's raging out of control

>>21714625
Everyone talks about cow tits, but cow butts are better.

>>21714891
May I talk to her?

>>21714990
Hot take:
Gyaru makes every MG better.

oni ninjas

>>21715058
Yes.

>>21715077
What about them?

>>21714990
What’s the worse that can happen?

>>21715073
I don't see anything wrong with this idea.

>Sneaking Wonderland CC-ification cake into a Sabbath

>>21715094
they are cute

>>21715073
Can a slime be a gyaru?

>>21715073
does gyaru work with silent kuufish?

>>21715113

>>21715094
Don’t rub an Onis horns; that is the equivalent of rubbing an Elf’s ears, and in most tribes signifies a marriage proposal.

>>21715130
Yes, think of her bronze skin in a leopard print school swimsuit and tell me that’s not a hot idea.

Imagine, if you will, sitting in your longhouse in a large comfy sofa, watching your favorite sportsball team, getting sandwiched between the breasts of some busty, sweaty p'orcs as you wait for them to bring you some of their world famous p'orc BBQ for dinner. P'orc servants would no doubt be the best of them all.

>>21715134
She seems awfully composed for a ccfied baphomet.

Unless... it was an inside job! Damned traitor!

>>21715136
Is that supposed to be a bad thing?

>>21714917
Didn't know you where a haremfag pshoganon. Sounds like fun dynamics though and it does make sense for a harem involving a alraune to probably have a decent amount of yuri while your stuck in the plant.

>>21715124
a pslime can.

>>21715148
The familiars did this, I know it.

>>21715168
>sit down next to a dark mage in the bar
>hell yes, gonna get me some premium ass
>she's mumbling under her breath, seems like she had a bit too much
>try to start a conversation but she still doesn't respond
>about to leave my seat when suddenly she shoots up, knocking me over
>"IT WAS THE FUCKING FARMING SABBATH I KNOW IT"
>she grabs me by the neck of my shirt
>"THAT FAT COW BITCH MARUNE DID THIS TO ME"
>realize I'm talking to a "little" witch
>she drops down next to me and starts bawling
>"I'm sooo ooold" she blubbers " Huug meee, oniii-chan"
>desperately look around for help as sobs on my shoulder
>oni bartender only chuckles as she films me
Don't talk to strange monstergirls in bars, lesson learned

Which girl would you rather have as your senpai?

>>21715025
Tengus can fill many roles during sex
>Acting smug because her pussy and secret sexual techniques overpowered you.
>Both of you keep up with each other and end up exhausted ,and she gasps out that next time she'll show you why the tengu are so powerful.
>She bites off more then she can chew and gets dominated, and she's surprised that it was nothing like it was in her books.
>Gets hit with her mating season and rapes you, telling you she loves you and it should be a honor being a tengu's husband, so just knock her up and start a nice family with her, okay?
>Be in a relationship with her and tease her about how much you love her and want to start a family with her, eventually causing her to lose control and the both of you having sex right there.

Watch her dance.

>>21715231
To unfitting music

>>21715192
Shouldn't she be having some soda instead?

>>21715197
Panko looks like her knows what she's doing.

>>21714884
>Cheshire shitposts at home and does chores/makes money streaming. Is a dork and is well on the pudgy side. Teasing but pretty damn short and fairly flat. Has DAT ASS though.
>Serious jinko that works an accounting job and is very tall and buff with well paying career. Very muscled thanks to her lifting regiment but enjoys reading. Has glasses and puts up with Cheshire's shennanigans. Has a massive chest and is actually a huge pervert, even more-so than cheshire.
>(Dice) Pai Loli Cupid that is an Eros "Envoy" to the local Sabbath Marune branch. Is basically more PR than actual arrow shooty short. Gets stressed fairly easily but doesn't show it till she gets home and launches herself into my lap with a small whine. Gets along greatly with Jinko
>(Dice) Familiar: Doesn't actually work with the Sabbath and does the magical equivalent of IT. She's gotta a dead eyed expression and is a tad cynical in a way that only Tech Support can get. Games with Cheshire and gets along fairly well with Cupid. Weak to tail scritches.

Touch the cow.

>>21715242
The bartender has been giving her virgin cockails all night, but she hasn't noticed yet.

>>21715155
I didn't know I was at first either, but the more I thought about it, the more it made sense for me.
I even waifuposted with every type of mamono I thought I might like over the course of some time, to see which mamono I really would want to be part of my harem.
I had already established the clingy, possessive liliraune and casual lewd friend-wife pshog, and the rest followed my interests and tastes naturally.

Flag stealer

>>21715296
Arrest her right now!

>>21715296
I know its a shitpost but the fact that flag has 3 stars annoys me

>>21715296
Give it back!

>>21714051
Troop leader White Horn-san has a quest for you! [Worrisome Wendis]

>>21715341
Flagmander has zilla feet

>>21715353
What does she want me to do?

>>21715268
>Whatdya mean?
>Ive had shix Shirley Temples and free Roy Rawdgers with an Arnoold Pawmer chaser!

>>21715412
Just wait until she hits the hard stuff like Sassafras

>>21715367
I don’t know but I do believe I can make an entire snuggle scout troop with that White Horn.

>>21715423
>>21715412
>she wakes up the next morning with a bad stomach ache
>she is convinced she’s pregnant now since she woke up in your bed (while you slept on the couch of course)
How do you convince her that’s not how babies are made?

>>21715144
But what color fishparts to go with that?

>>21715367
Her Snuggle Scout Wendis are lost and their father gets home from work in 2 hours, find the snowpuffs in the snow! Reward - Free rides through the snow, 2 jars of Yetea Hug In A Cup tea leaves

>>21715443
>not going along with it, and when she doesn't show any signs of pregnancy, speculate that she must've had a miscarriage
Now THIS is bullying

What's the police force in an undead kingdom look like? What's the most common issue they face? And what happens to criminals if they're caught?

>>21715498
The trick is to cook meat which will attract them towards you. You then have to look for shuffling under the snow.

>>21715113
Instant schism

>>21715498
I imagine the Snuggle Scouts theme song is this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2E6dmxh76Q0

>>21715526
>What's the police force in an undead kingdom look like?
Like a swarm of Zombies in a horror movie. That’s why they have such a good arrest record.

>>21715526
>And what happens to criminals if they're caught?
Rape

>>21715526
>tfw you keep getting into trouble just so you can mess with the Banshee police officer that patrols your neighborhood

>>21715534
>White Horn in a marching band cap and baton
>leading the happy troop while they sing
Cute! I bet they march in the Christmas Parade that brings the whole town together

>>21715517
Anon that’s not bullying. That’s straight up psychological torture, especially a young, impressionable MG like that who’s scared out of her mind. You sir are the reason why we don’t have our waifus with us today.

>>21713946
Everyone here has their monster gf and here I am all alone.

>>21715517
>she kills herself out of shame when she discovers the truth
Enjoy settling for human pussy, because no monster girl is gonna want you now.

>>21715526
I want to go wild inside that cold, lifeless body

>>21715569
Sometimes I wonder what some anons think a healthy relationship entails, seeing as many of them seem to think it involves treating your significant other like something from a friend (male) to an outright rival.

>>21715556
>She cries every time, tearfully asking you to stop

>>21715628
Its the ones who want to treat them like pets that worry me.

>>21715673

To be serious, I can sympathize with the social anxiety that many men feel these days, but I don't see the reason to put actual women down. Not because it will hert theyre fellings, but because it would cement a stigma that monster girl enthusiasts are just raging incels with sour grapes syndrome. I will take /jp/'s deviancy any day over being attacked by the regressive left. I believe that enthusiasts should make sure not to let their fantasies be tainted by gender issues. There's already too much identity politics in entertainment, so it's best to keep things pure by ignoring it. The root of monster girls is exotic love, personality, and beauty; all in the form of something that the mundane cannot provide

It's gotta be a bot at this point.

>>21715673
I just wanna swim and cook with mine

>>21715711
And yet mods never delete it, really annoying

Gargoyles would be better as kuuderes.

>>21715628
What we think is a healthy relationship is different from person to person

>>21715736
Kuu relentlessly humping you is great

>>21715673
I mean some mg want to be treated like that

>>21715569
>>21715614
I-its just a prank b-b-bro

>>21715628
A healthy relationship is when the Husband and wife are the perfect team, able to tackle any challenge, and if they fail, they build each other back up

>>21715711
But a bot for whom?

>>21715573
You're not alone Anon

>>21715723
>And yet mods never delete it
Except they do.
>>/jp/?task=search&ghost=&search_text=I+can+sympathize+with+the+social+anxiety+that+many+men+feel+these+days%2C
Look how many of those posts have the "deleted" icon next to them. A flesh-and-blood poster would've gotten the hint by now.

>>21715778
You tell me.

>>21714724
I imagine they adjust to fit the situation.

You've heard of grapesnakes, now get ready for limesnakes.

>>21715787
You underestimate just how autistic shitposters can be as long as they're still getting their kicks.

>>21715825

how many fruit snakes are there?

I hate summer.

>>21715673
yeah, fuck KDF

>>21715854
Winter isn't all fun and games either (sorry winter-chan)
Spring and Fall are the best!

>>21715841
One for every color.

>>21715868
but purples not a real color.

>>21715863

>>21715854
I hate winter, but I'd still bury my dick as deep in an Ice Queen as physically possible.

>>21715863
>not liking the comfiest season
>not liking the season that strengthens your body and soul
>not liking the season that separates men from boys
>not liking the season with the best dynamics and aesthetics
>not liking the season with the best hunting
>not liking the best season for hiking and various things like cross country
>not liking the season for cozying up with warm food and drink next to the fireplace
>liking the seasons for bugs, bad food, bad weather, and loud assholes because it's easier to handle

>>21715889
Dibs on the Ushi
DIBS!

>>21715909
But he did say that he liked Fall.

>>21715927
Attaboy.

What would be a good stand name for something with rock/plant powers?

>>21715909
Yes. You try working 12 hour days fixing communication lines in the cold, just to walk into an empty apartment to wait for the next day.
Oh, and you have to shovel snow every other day just to get to work

>>21715942
Cute gnome.

This fox is getting sick fucking gains! What have you done lately to get stronk?

>>21715942
Stone sour

>>21715956
What exercise is that?

>>21715942
I dont like stands
Direct martial arts is better

>>21715966
Bench press.

>>21715956

>>21715928
>fall
>strengthen anything other than the depression levels of SDD sufferers
>poor food
>insects move inside but haven't died yet
>hunting is meh
>hiking is 2nd place
>wood fires can occur but only at certain times of day and warm food doesn't reach optimal comfy levels or benefits
>>21715945
Been there done that try it in alaska when you have to heat up cables with a hand dryer attached to 1200ft of extension cords for an hour before it's safe to move or bend them and rather than an empty apartment it's a single room module containing the unshielded toilet and 12 other men who haven't showered in the past month who fart 24/7 because that's what the food they send you causes to your GI tract and that's your life for 3-6 months then complain.

How do you like your evil monsters?

>>21716007
EVIL

Bow before your queen.

>>21716007
Sunday morning cartoon but she tries
Or
Ultimate evil but she's busy being your wife

>>21715868
I wonder what an applesnakes are like?

>>21715988
>goes through this
>still likes it
That's why nobody takes masochists seriously.

>>21716029
Rude.

>>21715942
Go the fuck away you cancerous jojobrony.

>>21716007
Villains who have reformed into wholesome, loving women who have to battle their inner demons every now and then

>>21716029
>still likes it
>not liking everything being genuinely easier after the fact
>not having done your time and been rewarded for it rather than having that hanging over you in the unforeseen future
>not enjoying becoming a stronger better individual
>not enjoying testing yourself wholesale, refusing to give up, and succeeding

>>21716036
>jojobrony
Huh, never heard that one before.

>>21716007
Sunday morning cartoon villain who keeps having her plans foiled by that pesky, yet kind of cute, human boy Anon. Even when she goes out to deal with him herself, they keep winding up in lewd situations together, forcing her to retreat in embarrassment.

I want to stick my fingers in a demon's mouth and rub her spit all over my face

>>21716047
No, fuck winter.

>>21716068
Kindly fuck off

>>21716099
This, but with her vaginal juices.

>>21716107
STOP!
YOUR MESSING UP HER SURFACE TENSION

>>21716119
The real question is. Would you do it with her third hole?

>>21716114

>>21716068
Go away meme spammer

>>21716147
>one picture is meme spamming
Oh boy, the no fun police are here.

>>21716120
>you'll never poke a slime so hard you break her surface tension so she has to yell at you in the form of a puddle

>>21716143
Ewwww, no.

I doubt a mamono could seduce me.
I have the blessings of humanity and the Order protecting me!
No mamono will corrupt me!

>>21716171
>"What are you gonna do? Stab me?" T. man stabbed

>>21716177
That's what I was going for.

>>21716184
I honestly had a brain fart. Stabbed was supposed to be Corrupted...

>>21715942
Where's the sourse on this? Who are these two?

>>21716195
Either one works.

>>21716210
Foul beast! You have tainted human beauty and left her allure tantalizingly exposed!

>>21716051
That loli cheshire is for anal.

>>21716196
I just dug this up form the archive
IIRC They are OC's made by Beast, so if you want their stoy ask him.

New request of the pups finished yesterday! I've been wanting to get them in some cosplay for awhile now, really like how it turned out.

Chapter 23 is finished, and starts a new arc
Quick rundown
>Sucked into mamono dimension
>Lost in the middle of nowhere and saved by elves
>Help elves fend off an attack and head for monster turf
>Find out about raging allergy to demonic energy, learn more about magic use
>Yan titania almost ruins everything

https://pastebin.com/Fa3EpgFh

>>21716237
Your daughteru looks cute with pink hair

>No oppai loli riddle cat to great me when I get home from my runs or work.

Life is suffering.

>>21716214
I regret nothing!

>>21716270
>Pai loli Sphinx asks easy riddles
>answer them wrong anyways
Nice life indeed.

>>21716246
Two stories in one day, it is a good day

>>21716317
She's for snuggling and womb bloating.

I want to drive an ice cream truck around a monster city and help everyone keep cool with nice ice cream

I like cupids.

foxes

I don't know what I expect, but some times, when laying in the tub filled with water, I can hear the whispers of the deep from aeons long past.

>>21716377
That's what you get from using a shog tub.

>>21716384
how does she clean me?

>>21716389
anally

>>21716384
I bet a slime bath would be like a fully body massage

>>21716384
i'd submerse myself in a shog bath

>>21716398
She prefers the word “fastidious”

>>21716372
Same, especially the blue alternate color.

>>21716302
>tfw your ancient evil waifu watched the Buu saga and Gotenks was her favorite character
>the ghosts still explode, but with sexual energy instead of Ki

>>21716424
:^)

>>21716237
Fuck off KDF

>>21716007
Madly in love with me

Dwarves are best girls.

I want to clean for a kiki

>>21716425
Quality recolors are always nice to see.

>>21716443
Never do this.

>>21716372
>>21716374
I like both of these, how am I supposed to choose?

>>21716418
Not only that, but you'll be cleaned and milked too.

>>21716292
She must be in agony! I swear I heard moans of suffering on the way here!

>When that salamander loli you defeated in combat gets pouty cause you're oogling Holstzerker oneesan

>>21716441
That's a harvin from granblue, drawn by jingai modoki/youkaido. but okay.

>>21715296
>ur fucking sa7 dorito
What did she mean by this?

>>21716452
What's the worst that could happen if I cleaned her messy room while she was gone and walked in on a clean room

>>21716441
Arulumaya does the worst things to my dick.

How do you keep cool?

>>21716465
Bloodlusted Holstzerker vs. Milklusted Anon, who wins?

>>21716454
let foxes guide you

>>21716482
Their children who wouldn't have been born if not for the sheer hornieness of their parents for each other.

>>21716482
Anons dick....and Lolimander is mad, pouting in the bushes.

>>21716497
no cucking the lolimander

>>21716491
Only so long as they're guiding me to a surprise fox gangrape.

>>21716491
I'd let a smug loli fox guide me