/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>21759071
You’re a failure.
You’re incapable of having children.

>>21759071
Who are you talking about anon, the cashier at your local grocery store? Surely not the 2D anime girl you posted a picture of...

No she will either die during childbirth or give you stillborns

nobody would want to bear your offspring

>>21759071
course
>>21759334
rude

>>21759323
Is she sick? Why would that happen?

>>21759096
That's completely untrue, I would just be a failure as a parent and raise them incompetently.

>>21767252
Reimu is frail and her hips are narrow, she might be actually to give birth through caesarean section but that would ruin her body and make her husband hate her, leaving her to raise her child alone

>>21759071
You need to be able to enter Gensokyo first.
Now work on the rope.

>>21759071
She can but not specifically yours. She meets men who are much better than you on a daily basis and I have a feeling she's just not interested in that sort of thing because what kind of gay wouldn't want to impregnate her?

>>21759071
Why don't you fuck her and find out?

REIMU SEX

>>21759071
you think you brain of capable hold bullet?

>>21768294
Engrish is cute.

>>21759071
She'd be a awful mother so I hope not.

>>21768744
>pure miko
>awful mother
retard

>>21769298
She's Reimu.

>>21770171
And?

>>21776590
She's poor and bitchy. You want your child to end up as Ghetto trash?

>>21767528
>Much better
She hates the men of the Human Village. It's why she rarely visits.

>>21759071
Yes. But she would still be a utterly terrible mother.

>>21767528
>She meets men who are much better than you on a daily basis
Those are either outsiders trying to leave Gensokyo, or human villagers. Neither group has, for obvious reasons, any interest in Reimu.

>>21769298
>retards
mikos are literally village bicycle

>>21768294
Me no think that yes

>>21778983
Thats very rude and false

>>21769298
Reimu is miko in name only but doesn't really do its job

>>21778962
Reimu must be average-looking if not ugly

>>21789426
She is. While most village girls are at least 6/10, and also far more likeable.

>>21767393
>but that would ruin her body
healthcare situation in gensokyo is dire huh

>>21759071
she isn't real, so probably not

Reminder that the Hakurei line should, and will, die with Reimu.

>>21795944
In Reimu's ending for the final 2hu game she'll have a kid who's already old enough to walk and talk (father never mentioned) and Reimu will comment that it wasn't a big deal and that's why nobody talked about it sooner.

>>21795932
Cringe

>>21759071
As an old-timey Japanese prostitute she has chlamydia all the way up to her ovaries, on purpose. This makes her infertile. It's a birth control method.

>>21796815
thats assuming a lot especially considering she has too have kids too continue her family line.

>>21796802
good post

>>21767393
Couldn't Yukari just gap the kid out? Or Eirin uses some sort of shady drug?

>>21792090
>>21789426
>>21778962
Can't be true, she's very popular with girls.

>>21789419
She does ceremonies as shown in the fairies manga (that marisa tries to sabotage out of cruelty) and solves incidents when they pop up, that's all.

>>21778171
>>21768744
she takes care of the mischevious hobos who settle up in her house as freeloaders and you think she wouldn't care for her own child? she even made a little room and bed for sukuna.

>>21796802
no u

>>21796802
bafef

She would never have my child, I'd always cum while pressing my glans against her armpit

>>21759305
Touhou isn't anime

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>>21814965
>Infinite laughs
Not found.

>>21805543
She's popular with literal evil supernatural creatures. The only real girl that wants anything to do with her is a drug addict.