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Give her bandages

>>21796099
Kogasa tripped on two packets of ketchup which made her fall down and get ketchup on her knees and feet. She was very upset but a few seconds later a kind anon came by and took her home out of the rain. He dried her off and gave her numerous headpats which calmed her down. Later when she was feeling better she jumped and yelled BOO to scare her new friend. He went AHGRHGRHGRGHRGHRHG YOU SCARED ME. She was very pleased. Kogasa went on to lead a very happy life devoid of any pain or suffering.

The end.

>>21796099
give her bandaids for her knees and carry her home

>>21796099
I don't think she's making it with all those compound fractures

>>21796357
This. Give her some food while you get there and a warm place to sleep too.

>>21796099
lick the blood off and kiss her until she stops crying

I would take her in and care for her, in exchange she must bear my many children

>>21796099
How much for 30 minutes?

>>21796099
Fix the umbrella and take it home. It's sad to see such fancy item broken like that.

>>21796099
If the umbrella is dead she will die too, so I take her to the BYak so she gives her the last rites before she fades away.

>>21796399
Broken bones can be welded whole again. A human villager blacksmith could do it with some scarring, and Patchouli could do it better with fire+metal magic. They can be held in place with splints until then. I don't see any damage to the tongue/eye/skin, and only minor damage to the girl, so she will survive.

>>21796099
It's bait.

RUN!!!

>>21796099
WHAAAA WAHOGHOGHOGHOOOGHGOHOOOO

>>21796099
Peroxid the knees, then bandaids. The maybe a kiss on the forehead.

Looks like a prank. How do you even manage to scrape both of your knees? How do you do it without also flaying the skin off of your palms? I bet that's not even her real umbrella.

>>21800017
don't be too harsh on her she just wants attention

>>21796245
How does one trip on ketchup packets? Kogasa should learn to watch her step.

>>21796099
>"Sorry, I dont have bandages or peroxide. Looks like we'll have to amputate to stop the spread of infection. Afraid I dont have anaesthesia either, so bite down on your shirt."
*saw sharpening noises intensify*

>>21800017
Seriously?

>>21796099
Patch up her knees and ask her if she needs a ride home. I feel bad for her.

>>21806240
Totally serious. As soon as I so much as glance at her, she'll jump right up, grab the real umbrella from behind and try to give me the biggest, most enthusiastic "BOOOooooo-BLEhh" her tiny form could muster. Unfortunately for her, all that will induce is an imperceptible twitch of my left eyebrow beause in her haste, she had completely overlooked the fact that I'm still 20 meters away from her. As pathetic as she may be, I am not a hard man, so I would just tell her that she tried her best, that it's probably time she took a break for tonight and try again tomorrow.

>>21812527
You shouldn't bully her like that Detective Sherlock.

>>21796099

Finish what I started.

>>21796099
Stop you from making template threads permanently by breaking your kneecaps
Anti-Youkai template thread making piece of shit

>>21796099
Take her home, disinfect and apply bandages on her wounds, repair the umbrella, give her hot chocolate.

>>21796099
Take her home, disinfect the wounds, give her a shower and also ask her to marry me

Unzip my pants.

>>21800995
Edgy
Go back

>>21796099
Cut off her legs and arms.