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Brainless Flying Onahole Thread

Fairies are the cutest creatures in the world and they deserve lots of love and headpats. All men should completely ignore human women and focus only on making fairies happy.

Seven (7) fairies

>>21890454
By fairies, for fairies is the right idea. There's no need to consider human/youkai conflict when both should be enslaved and ordered around by fairies, the rightful rulers of Gensokyo.

>>21890522
If fairies were in charge of Gensokyo, the land would become the feudal equivalent of Mad Max in just a couple of months.

Gay fairies

>>21890941
every fairy except clownpiece is gay

Please don't lewdpost about my cute daughterwife Luna-chan. Its not allowed.

>>21890941
Can confirm, yes.

>>21891021
if all the fairies joined forces they could take on everyone on gensokyo

>>21891003
Clownpiece loves her fairywife Cirno!

>>21890360
Touhou 69: BFO
Brainless Flying Onaholes. 6,900 yen.

>>21890354
I would like to propose a theory on the intellegence of Fairies.
What if Fairies are deemed stupid because they lack manmade knowledge?
Fairies are embodiments of nature so naturally they would know everything about their nature.
In short, if you could teach one the ins and outs and have her spill her guts to you, you could even learn the secrets of the universe- A Yukari highwanked to omnipotence level strategy that would take very long to achieve, only limited by Gensokyo’s length of existence, the rate of which information is learned and the survival of the Hakurei bloodline.

As seen in Suminore released recently, Marisa commented on Star having stars born from flame in her danmaku, and she wondered where that idea came from when it is speculation in our world that stars are born in supernovae. A supernova is the end point for most stars and is flammable as seen when I believe scientists found a disfigured[?] supernova cloud where they believe a hotter than average star was born and scorched the gas in its vicinity, leaving an empty hole in its place. Should this be true, Star can be seen as a genius in the mind of a scientist for having some sort of accuracy in the birth of a star, but deemed a coincidence.

Going on this, it can be said that Fairies contain knowledge on the known universe but have no way to express it, because they don’t want to.
If you give them a reason to be creative, they’re more likely to do something that involves their nature. However, there’s a hole in this theory where it is said that Star’s ability is to sense movement, in which case I would like to propose another theory to prove the first. Fairies have more than one ability, unlike Youkai, however, this had to do with their name as big a stretch as it can be. But then again, Sunny’s ability is to refract light, but if injured, she can go sunbathe and be at 100% again in who knows how long. If this applies to Sunny, though a decision made by ZUN, why can’t it apply to Star? Maybe she has knowledge on stars. Look to Cirno, or ”Chillno” for a “correct” translation. Cirno is able to manipulate the cold but what if on a pun of her name, she has the knowledge pertaining to “chill” and being more feeling based than temperature based. She could really be the strongest Fairy around and make everyone feel uneasy, which makes them nervous, and in turn, makes them jumpy, shivering was though it were cold, however, as good or bullshit as it sounds, looking to Clownpiece, this theory falls short because at first glance I really had to stretch it. Clappy is the Fairy of Madness (with her torch) but a piece of the clown’s mind could be mad(insane) to keep the crowd entertained (like Cappy driving Youmu insane- leading her to attack the guests at the shrine[?]). Always coming up with new, dangerous, insane stunts. No matter how I twist it, it still becomes madness, and this is where the theory falls short, or rather it branches of into something new and changes the theory! Fairies could possibly have a second ability but it could be related or unrelated to their name. Star however, is interesting and maybe the world should harvest the knowledge of the universe in a kind way by being nice to Fairies instead of being drained of semen to them. But WAIT! THERE’S ONE MORE THEORY!
What if the mistreatment of Fairies SIGNIFIES how little a FUCK the human race gives about nature? In the outside world, this is mostly true. Some care not for forests and others do. Some might capture Fairies and others are nice to them, as per PMiSS where it is stated that Lily is popular with Florists because she makes nearby flowers bloom if you prepare flower seeds for her.

Some find Fairies troublesome because of their tendency to prank you but I see it as nature reminding you that you are not magically free and safe from the dangers all of a sudden because you have civilization, even more so when the results of such pranks are deadly. Of course the Fairies don’t know better, but they brought it on themselves as humans think but they should learn from the Fairies and stay one step ahead.
There are reasons why when you go out to see animals like Lions and Tigers in some parts of the year, there are warnings everywhere and the animals are often handled by professionals and trained, but still a danger to visitors.

-[?] is I don’t remember off the top of my head

>>21891011
Your daughterwife is a friend of my mistress Star, dude.

>>21892798
>Fairies are embodiments of nature so naturally they would know everything about their nature.
This follows from nowhere and is not something that can just be naturally assumed.

>

>>21892837
Akyuu Fairires.jpg

>>21892837
Akyuu wishes she was a fairy.

>>21892849
She is a Fairy.
She’s the Fairy of Death.

>>21890941
Fairies would never turn down the chance to be held and fucked by a big male(s). They only engage in lesbo sex when there are no NEET cocks around.

>>21892916
Wait, did YASSY...?

>>21892962
No, only that one Clownpiece doujin. He should make one of Star getting gangraped by a bunch of fat sweaty anons.

>>21892916
Would slam Cirno immediately, she's way too provocative

>>21892978
Name? I got nothing on reverse search- not the clownpiece doujin

>>21893000
You monster, she probably didn't even realize her panties are showing. Can you imagine her shock when someone suddenly gropes her delicious ass without any warning?

>>21892798
I read all of this and the most entertaining impression I got is that you sound like a fairy trying to sound smart by explaining things you don't understand. And that's funny.

>>21892916
Cirno-Chan's cute pullups!

Diaperfags need to be sent to the gallows.

>>21892916
Good Lord I want to impale Clowncunny's cunny with my adult dick!

>>21892916
Why are Okuu, Koakuma, Aya and Kanako observing naked fairies?

>>21890941
It doesn't matter how gay they are anyway, because their cunnies still work for their designated onahole purposes. All the gayness adds is a higher chance of group sex.

>>21890941
Those fairies are fat! FAT!

>>21891430
no

>>21894148
That cunny needs to be punished.

>>21894148
Cirno’s cunny should be praised

>>21894033
more cushin' for the pressin'

>>21893886
Why do you need a reason to observe naked fairies?

>>21894317
Indeed, Clownpiece is fucking hot.

>>21892916
Imagine bullying Cirno for wearing diapers!

>>21893886
Koakuma kunny

I want fairies to kidnap and rape me for days.

>>21894148
lolimate draws such puffy cunnies

>>21894148
this dude is such a fucking good artist, all of the faces he draws are so cute

Aya love her fairy servant chiruno!

>>21897342
why is aya x cirno so popular ? i barely see cirno x 3 light fairies art but i see alot of cirno x aya art

>>21897342
imagine having a fairy servant who was addicted to your headpats! IMAGINE THE POWER YOU WOULD HOLD

>>21897342
>fairy servant
sex slave*

>>21897366
Because onee-san x loli is the second best thing ever.

>>21899154
what is the first?

>>21902257
Older man x loli.

>>21902313
Based and ojii-san pilled
t. ojii-san

>>21890610

>>21891021
chanta secret westaboo confirmed

Fairies are cute!
CUTE!

>>21895762
Koakuma!
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!

I just want a cute fairy wife, dudes.

Woke up and found a fairy sunbathing in my backyard, what should I do about it?

>>21910104
Pronebone buttjob the fairy!
It's what I would do.

>>21910104
kick her out

>>21908411
and funny!

Why are fairies so tempting

>>21910249
>>21910251
I decided to give the fairy a spanking before sending it on its way. Hopefully it learned it's lesson this time around.

>>21910618
what the fuck anon

>>21910104
B n ice plez.
Fairies are still beings

>>21910618
How dare you hurt my daughter like that!

>>21910618
There's a reason you're not supposed to feed birds in the park. Now she'll keep coming back for more spankings.

>>21910618
Good, fairies need to be hurt. I'd would've been if you raped her or punched her tummy.

>>21910618
Good, fairies need to be hurt. It would've been if you raped her or punched her tummy too.

>>21894148
Noooo cirno we can see your pantsu please move!!!

>>21911053
Fuck you were right, in the middle of the night I woke up to the same damn fairy on top of me demanding I take responsibility. It broke in and now it refuses to leave!
>>21910694
What have you been teaching your daughter? It's been begging me to do some crazy shit all morning and I don't think fairies should know how to do half of them.

>>21910104
Push your tongue as deep as you can inside her anus and cunny

>>21912556
Your fault. Fairies think something is okay because you enabled their behavior.
Your only way out now is suicide.
That fairy is going to ride you every day and destroy your physique.

I want the three fairies to do lewd things to me every day!

>>21890354
>smartest

This thread smeels like piss
and that's cool

>>21914061
What prank are these fairies trying to play in this image?

Erudite! Educated! Wise!

>>21920608
I want to rape all of them except Mystia.

>>21920701
fuck you
mystia's the cutest

>>21920740
And that's why she gets the gentle romance instead.

>>21920750
b*sed

>>21920769
8

>>21920740
She's average.

>>21920769
what is this game?

>>21920809
Baldur's gate
and there was supposed to be a toho mod but author gave up

>>21920818
aww

>>21920769
13 is the only real option for men with taste.

>>21920818
Can you play it somehow at least?

>>21920608
Aah~, that look of curiosity on Cirno's face! She doesn't know how horny it makes me to see her childish panties and her puffy cameltoe!!!!

Huff, huff, I love FAIRIES SO MUUUUUCH

Sometimes I wish I wasn't a fairycon

>>21921829
What's wrong with you? That's like saying "I wish I didn't have my vision" or "I wish I didn't have the ability to taste". Why would you ever want to live a life without those perfect cuties? They are just so cute! SO CUTE!!
I LOVE FAIRIES!!! I WANT TO PUMP ONE FULL OF CUM WHILE SNIFFING HER BEAUTIFUL HAIR!!!

>>21921895
Clownpi as a JY!??
AAAAAAAAHHHHH

>>21921895
>WHILE SNIFFING HER BEAUTIFUL HAIR!!!
Keep my quotes out of your mouth
>>21921919
What the heck is a JY. I haven’t seen that one before.

>>21923036
Shut up fag, I've wanted to sniff beautiful fairy hair for decades.

>>21923053
I damn near made a thread shifting comment.
Just keep
My quotes ten feet away from your mess.
Fairies smell like the environment they live in, and they’re out in the sun all day so they would all be sweaty and smelly.

>>21923063
I wasn't quoting you, nerd, that's something I came up with by myself, which isn't surprising considering how simple and generic the idea of sniffing a cute girl's hair is.
>they would all be sweaty and smelly.
Little lolis, specially fairies, smell like heaven. I'll sniff their scalps and get intoxicated in their sweaty pheromone-filled smell.

>>21923053
>not sniffing their beautiful hairless armpits

>>21923063

>>21923266
Yeah. You melt.

>>21913885
The last few days have been exhausting. Not only would the fairy not leave me alone, it invited other fairies to join it! I barely have time to write this message. My work is pissed I haven't come in, and I haven't even gotten the chance to get food. If it wasn't for this weird nectar they keep feeding me I'm pretty sure I'd be done for. Please send help......

>>21924081
You don’t have a job and you’re high as shit.

>>21923240
Their armpits are reserved for my tongue.

>>21924634
I claim her slit then.

I want to make out with a fairy's cunny while going balls deep inside her throat!

Taking Cirno to the beach, who wants to come with?

>>21932782
Fairy irrumatio, aah~

>>21933363
Depends, are we going to gangbang her until she passes out?

>>21924634
Why is she always such a tease?

>>21923266
Does Cirno bathe like the three fairies of light?

>>21936996
Cirno lives at a lake. When have the three fairies ever bathed?

>>21923036
Youchien is the word for kindergarten

>>21941404
When they were having a sleepover at my place. The four of us bathed together.

>>21941451
Thank you for your water conservation.

>>21941513
I was wondering if this pic had any siblings.

>>21941451
Pic related?

>>21941404
Luna in a small pond until Sunny came and fucked it up

>>21936996
Dai-chan is the one who bathes her

Cirno is sleeping...

>>21941513
>>21941588
Would you mind passing the sauce?

>>21945110
The perfect opportunity!

>>21945349
It's the first result if you search for "Sunny Milk".

>>21945390
Please refrain from touching.

>>21945390
How much does Dai-chan want for the piccie?

>>21946082
It's not for sale

>>21946086
What about Cirno's virginity? I'd pay good money for that. Dai-chan doesn't even have to do much, she only needs to drug Cirno's drink and I'll take over from there.

>>21944578
Sunny and Luna have been fucking ever since. Cute sisterwives.

>>21946104
Cirno-chan's virginity is reserved for Dai-chan and Dai-chan only.

>>21946144
My daughterwife Luna-chan is not a dyke.

>>21946215
There seems to be a mistake here, dude.
Luna-chan is MY daughterwife. Only mine to do whatever I want with her.

>>21946215
incorrect, every fairy is bisexual

>>21946160
daiyousei is a crazy obsessed bitch, but yeah she already fucked cirno

>>21946383
This, if fairies are so sexy it makes sense that fairies can't resist other fairies. Use this chance to rope a group of fairies into having threesomes of you, or even foursomes or more.

>>21948156
Wouldn't fairies see each other as competition? Why would one share precious NEET semen when she could have it all for herself?
The part about fairies not being able to resist other fairies makes sense, so I think a valid theory is that fairies hate their own kind when it comes to sex and are complete narcissists who get turned on when they see their own reflection and masturbate while looking in a mirror.

>>21948312
fairies fuck both fairies and humans

I want a fairy wife, dudes.

>>21948559
Fairies aren't allowed to be gay. It's wrong.

>>21949213
So do I.

>>21948312
Sucking your semen out of each other pussy is also a valid tactic that usually results in you letting out even more semen. They have nothing to lose from doing gay things especially when dicks are involved.

>>21949221
>Fairies aren't allowed to be gay. It's wrong.
fairies are pranksters and mean, they dont care about wrong or right

Daiyousei is poisoning the misty lake water with chemicals that are making the fuckin' fairies gay

>>21951283
Those brats need to be spanked hard everyday until they become proper ladies.

>>21952101
You'll only incentivize them to be even more bratty so they'd get spanked harder and more often

>>21949221
You don't make Fairy Law.

>>21951927
What about the non-fucking fairies?

>>21909435
>>21949213
There must be more to life

Your flying onaholes are my daughters, dudes.

The Clownpiece thread got deleted for whatever reason, so I'll post this here.

>>21961681
You'll soon be a grandfather.

clown vagina

>>21897342
I wanna headpat maid Cirno. I am green with jealousy.

Milky Sunny

>>21948156
Imagine huge piles of fairy orgies going on from time to time. Imagine them suddenly rushing towards you to capture you as their NEET semen tap.

>>21890354
they beat marisa, after all

My daughterwife Luna-chan is the best fairy!
2nd place is for Clownpiece!

>>21970370
I want to beat and rape Marisa while the three fairies watch and make fun of her.

>>21972248
Raping Marisa while the fairies rub their cunnies on her face!

>>21964643
>The Clownpiece thread got deleted for whatever reason, so I'll post this here.
Mods have been deleting threads left and right for no reason.

>>21941733
I must know what this is. Baths are my fetish

>>21972248
This is the perfect situation for that.

>>21972248
that's very rude anon

>>21975233
How does her house have windows without getting a dozen rocks thrown through them every day by mischievous vandal fairies? Are they rock-resistant?

>>21976172
Marisa isn't a fat NEET, so even if they throw rocks through her windows and get her very angry, the witch can't pin them down and fill their cunnies with adult cock, so it would just be a waste of time and rocks.

>>21976362
>the witch can't pin them down and fill their cunnies with adult cock
Anything is possible in Gensokyo

>>21976172
>you will never own a fairy blanket
And that's a good thing. When I put a blanket over me it's usually because I want to sleep.

>>21976387
Marisa isn't an adult, all she can fill them with is teenage cock.

>>21964643
Because you fags started talking about CP instead of clownpiece.
You forget that shillmoot made nel for profit even though I see no fucking ads ever.

>>21976679
The mods won't stop me from talking about my Control Panel!

I know posting about drinking fairy pee is a funneh /jp/ meme, but I would unironically enjoy doing just that.

great fairy wars 2 when ?

>>21973701
It's one of the last panels of the manga, so you'd be disappointed.

>>21909435
Of all fantasy races they make the best wives and are the logical one to start a family with.

>>21976679
I remember getting temp ban for requesting Clownpiece's picture. Using "see-pee" of course. Shit's hilarious.

>>21981618
>see-pee
I, too, want to see Clownpiece pee.

>>21978752
>meme
There is nothing more I want to than chug down a big glass of hot, steaming fairy pee.

>>21981653
>banned for asking for a Clownpiece picture

>>21890354
nope

>>21964643
Good thing there's a new thread now.

>>21992001
I love Harasaki, but I think you should be posting this in the anti-fairy thread instead.

>>21992001
I hate Harasaki.

>>21992001
Good riddance, faeries are the niggers of Gensokyo.

>>21992001
fairies are way better then humans, humans should be used as slaves by every fairy in gensokyo!

>>21992001
Fuck that jealous hag, I hope every gore picture she has drawn happens to her irl

>>21993269
I want to be Star's sex slave and have her put a dog collar with her name around my neck, so everyone knows who I belong to.

>>21992001
The presence of crane in Gensokyo is a lot more questionable than the fairy-hanging.

>>21993587
Aren't there radio towers in Gensokyo?

I want to use a fairy's throat as an onahole.

>>21992001
I wonder if their cunnys get tighter as they die...

Bump

>>21997178
Fairy snuff is NOT allowed!

>>22000544
Don't they love it?

>>22001116
No, they love hugs, headpats and kissing while holdong hands. They enjoy when you're a bit rough, but not when your murder them.
Fairies need love, not death.

>>22000544
It's fine, fairies respawn after a while. They're cuter when they're happy though.

>>22000544
There's a fairies overpopulation, we must keep their numbers in check!

>>21993860
non-native

>>22011601
Enough with your lies, Akyuu! And a single man can take care of 10 fairies, so even if there was an overpopulation, it wouldn't be a problem!

>>22012385
Obviously. I'm just saying it's not that weird a crane would have dropped into Gensokyo too.

I love this doujin so much. I want to rape Sunny hard and make her cry, while Luna and Star help!

Fairies wouldn't need to steal men's semen if they made their own semen.

>>21890354
cirno stop posting on /jp/

>>22013790
How would they even make their own semen? They are girls.

cunny milk

I want to violently breed Luna-chan!
Rape her small loli body as she cries and hiccups!

>>22014161
I am the only one who can violently rape my cute little daughter Luna-chan while she struggles and cries in pain.

>>22014241
only at first, quickly her fairy nature would kick in and she would start leglocking you and start taunting you to do it harder!

Vigorously rubbing Sunny's tummy until she falls asleep.

>>22014161
>>22014241
why does this shit make me laugh

>>22015236
What's funny about those posts?

>>22015417
he knows we are jesting :^)

>>22015550
Who is we?

>>22021010
all the /jp/ gang

2 days

I want to rape a weak, innocent and defenseless little fairy. I want to force my gross adult cock deep inside her tiny cunny.

Hey, Luna-chan is MY housewife slave, dudes. Hands off.

>>22021108
for?

>>22025693
one particular fairy has a special day coming up

>>21890360
Dumb magical critters need love too.

>>22013212
But no one should be able to use them (unless reverse engineered by kappa, in which case it would be weird for them to be complicit in fairy-killing)

>>22027102
but Cirno can't be an idiot as she knows how to count