/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Repopulate the Pandas!

Fairies are a right pain.

>tekken but all of them are monster girls.
i'd main Armored Queen

>>21993653
Would Leo be an alp?

>>21993677
i suppose. leo was claimed to be female at some point

This is my dream.

>>21993729
Leo was officially confirmed female as of tekken tag 2

>>21993653
But what would Marduk be? Ogre?

To be serious, I can sympathize with the social anxiety that many men feel these days, but I don't see the reason to put actual women down. Not because it will hert theyre fellings, but because it would cement a stigma that monster girl enthusiasts are just raging incels with sour grapes syndrome. I will take /jp/'s deviancy any day over being attacked by the regressive left. I believe that enthusiasts should make sure not to let their fantasies be tainted by gender issues. There's already too much identity politics in entertainment, so it's best to keep things pure by ignoring it. The root of monster girls is exotic love, personality, and beauty; all in the form of something that the mundane cannot provide

>start going out with an older CC jinko
>she's still strong, but also gentle
>relationship with her is going great
>you eventually decide to introduce her to your parents
>your mom is completely dumbfounded
>turns out your girlfriend is your granny's friend from high school
>last time they met was when your mom was started going to elementary school
>your girlfriend remembers your mom as a shy girl that was too afraid to speak to boys

>>21993620
I bet shes a NEET too. All day playing and being completely useless.

>>21993653
Lucky Chloe would probably be a cheshire cat.

>>21993778
>was started
Shit, that's what I get for rewording a sentence halfway

>>21993649

>>21993620
Teen titania a cute!

>>21993778
Old mamono are great.

I wanna be pampered by a undead maid who doesn't need to eat or sleep.

>>21993869
You would let her cuddle you throughout the night right?

reminder not to have sex with NEET monsters.

>>21993893
Why not? If they aren't going to get a job and I have to bring in all the money those girls need to pay me back somehow.

>>21993847
Funniest case of dating ancient monster girls is when it turns out her ex-boyfriend from thousands of years ago is a man you are directly descended from.

>>21993906
you wouldn't want to walk into a neet monster's room that's dark and smelly, pin her down, embrace her greasy messy neet hair, and hug her blemished hairy flabby-muscled body on her messy bed, kiss her pepsi cherry-drenched lips and wrestle tongues with her and stick your perfectly clean dick into her jungle covered dildo garage, would you?

>>21993924
Fuck off with the sloppy seconds shit.

Which MG would make the unlikeliest yandere?

>>21993782
i want to spoil her with my cum and make her greedy for my cock!

>>21993731
Dang kids these days and their tablets!

>>21993971
What does that even mean? Sounds like some kind of incel language I am unaware of.

>>21994048

https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=76585304

>>21994056
>sloppy seconds is incel language.

>>21994080
Fine, fine. I just did a search on what "sloppy seconds" means and got nondescript porn videos results. That tells me a whole lot of nothing.

https://pastebin.com/QQfHLdUv

So of the stuff translated so far, the biggest revelation for me has been that all this time KC never actually got rid of the two-clawed "hands" he gave the original designs of harpy and black harpy. Rather those claws are still there, just hidden in the feathers.

In other words, all the harpy types have claws like the gandharva, we just don't see them.

>>21993933
yes

>>21994107
Sloppy seconds is referring to fucking a slut after shes been cummed in by another man. Its not incel language and has been used way before the term "incel" even existed.

>zombie maid became a wight ages ago
>the man can't tell and still showers her in the physical contact and positive reinforcement zombies need
>of course
>this has not escaped the notice of the haughty vampire mistress
>she suspects somethings off because there is no way a zombie can cook such elaborate dishes on her lonesome
>she's a little anxious as she read in a magazine forty years ago that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach
>not to mention that she spends the day with him
>surely it's her imagination
>surely that hug was platonic
>surely the zombie didn't wink at her over his shoulder

>>21994143
Ah, okay. So the idea is that a monster girl thousands of years old is a no-no because she's had who knows how many long deceased boyfriends and husbands over the millennia?

Praise Druella!

>>21994169
It's not the weekend, go shitpost somewhere else.

>>21994165
Wights can be really scary

>>21994180
>It's not the weekend
it is in the us

>>21993924
Maybe not ex-boyfriends or whatever in my case, but it would be pretty interesting to know what historical figures she has met. Or even ancestors.

>>21994143
>Sloppy seconds is referring to fucking a slut after shes been cummed in by another man.
if thats not kind of gay its at least pretty gross.

>>21993924
i kind of like those stories

>>21994205
thats the point.

>>21994121
That's a nice little detail.

>>21994121
I've always wondered this, so now we know.

>>21994180
Aw c'mon! I don't see what's so revolting about dating a dragon girl who is as old as the world itself.

>>21994252
nothing. I just dislike the idea of dating a non-virgin.

>>21994169
>because she's had who knows how many long deceased boyfriends and husbands
retard

>>21994252
Are you new or just shit posting? Men gain their wife's lifespan. That is one of the most basic concepts of the setting.

>>21994259
I've read some MGE stuff here and there but I didn't see that one. I won't take back what I said though because it just means it applies to outside the MGE.

Her name's Agatha, and she doesn't understand modern fashion. This is her dressing for a night out. Artist is Ignacio.

>>21994303
Very nice wife my friend!

>>21994303
Good shit my man

>>21994303
Do you have a link to the artist's page?

>>21994325
https://twitter.com/AkiosketchB/status/1163169791366107136
Here you are, my guy.

>>21994303
Nice Wight.

>>21994334
Thanks!

>>21994303
But is she a buttslut?

>>21994361
AHHHHHHHH!
CEASE.

>>21994169
>Wanting a roastie dragon

idk about y'all but i sure am thirsty for a big tall glass of steaming hot cunny juice right now

>>21994378
It'd be funny if a legal loli sorceress who is a known flirt were to be turned into a witch and everyone in town were to be oblivious to her transformation and not think there is anything unusual about this loli flirting with grown men.

>>21994121
>all Undines feel soft, softer than human skin. (It kinda feels like warm skin is covering a body of water) Undines can control that sort of thing so she can turn herself to be like a Slime or just plain water.

I want to use a undine like a stress ball!

How do you imagine meeting your waifu anons? What is your waifus species? What is her Bust size, age, Height, and magical power?

>>21994378
they sell cunny juice at the mana fuel station across crazy jane's sabbath church

>>21994416
Proper scans when?

>>21994438
>cunny
Fucking stop. You and that oppai-lolis fag are such cancer for using that word.

>>21993744
There's some iffiness there. After harada said leo was female he redacted it slightly by saying leo was female in the initial concept but was later changed to neutral on the finished product in a later interview.
Leo would be the prime example of an androgynous type alp basically.

>>21994416
When are seven seas gonna stop being a bunch of fags and translate+distribute english copies.

>>21994452
Did they ever say how well the encyclopedias sold through them?

>>21994471
This but reverse

>>21994469
I dont know, but anecdotally it seems to be selling fine.

>>21994426
My wife is a loli Night Gaunt. I mainly imagine just being isekaied directly to her cave. I don't care about adventure and quests. I just want to be with her. I don't really have a set actual age for her but I like to imagine she is an ancient Night Gaunt that has died and come back to life like a Dragon Zombie, making her even more clingy to the point of being obsessively yandere. She looks like a small, thin, and completely flat chested girl around 10. I guess she would be around four and a half feet tall or at least she would be without her horns and Night Gaunt clawed feet look like they probably walk digitigrade, adding extra height. She has pale, pure white skin and jet black hair in a hime cut (with a stripe of purple on her bangs). I don't really think about her power or magical ability. It isn't important to me.

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>>21993652
>https://i.imgur.com/7wgKNJR.png
have sex with fairies!

>>21994471
she's sad about the loss of consciousness even tho souls exist in mge, she deserves to have her emotions ignored if she cant control them, i almost want to fuck her out of pitty

>>21994484
how is that going to fit entirely inside her? she should've been drawn a TAD bit larger but otherwise it's really hot and i want a fairy girlfriend that can have access to my cock whenever she pleases

>>21994495
>They can service a man by rubbing their entire little body against the penis and aside from that, with their tiny body, it may look as if not even the tip of a human penis would fit in their vagina, but they've become monsters. Their body has adapted for convenient sex with human men and they can make the shape of their tummy swell and receive a penis with their entire body. From the look of it and the powerful squeeze given to the penis, it seems as if they're about to be torn apart, but even in such a state, they don't feel pain and their body won't break. The only thing they taste is sweet pleasure, when semen, which is even sweeter and more delicious than any kind of confectionery, is poured inside, they experience happiness as a monster.

IS it worth it to get the physical book? My local coles is have a sale with both encyclopedias being 40% off.

>>21994165
>there is no way a zombie can cook such elaborate dishes on her lonesome
Wasn’t there a green text about a guy’s real wife making him bacon and eggs while in bondage gear using just her legs and mouth?

>>21994509
The english versions? I think they're worth it. The red oni remake is still not online so its the only way to see it outside of scans, plus a lot of the text is translated in quite entertaining ways.

>>21994326
Soft Machine?

>>21994526
yeah the english version.

>>21994509
Yes.

>>21994541
Why would you pay for it when it’s online for free?

>>21994509
>paying for porn
Really dude?

>>21994499
i understand but the dick looks like it can kebab her through her mouth. that turns me off a lot. that's why i think the fairy could've been drawn a bit bigger

>>21994509
yes, do it. and read it.

when dino monster girls are a thing, i'll be riding one like a yoshi

>>21994509
Are you prepared to be looked at with maximum disgust by everyone in the store?

>>21994581
Well keep in mind KC's fairies are bigger than the one that was linked earlier. https://imgur.com/a/HsQ2gkw

What did she just see?

>>21994614
i wanna stuff one of kc's fairies in my pants and try to go about my day like that

>>21994445
>a-blo-blo-bloo

>>21994378
How would you eve get that much anon?

>>21994665
Dance, magic dance!

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>>21994121
It still seems like they'd be less dexterous than human hands.

>>21993869
More fun idea: Be a shota, get adopted by a momster-tier undead who doesn't need to eat or sleep and receive constant pampering.

>>21994646
save your daughteru's cum and store it some where safe. you'd be surprised by how much your daughter cums after a week or two

Milk the snake.

>>21994516
This?

How do the normally emotionless undead show that they are orgasming?

>>21994897
They write it on a notepad and show you

>>21994913
H-hot.

>>21994897
Etch A Sketch

>>21994897
read a hata no kokoro doujin and that will give you an idea.

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>>21994722
>being a little boy
hell no

>>21994563
I read that as "praying for porn"

>>21994930
>undead tries to write something exciting for you
>can't stay steady enough for it during
>tries to just settle for a heart
>all you see when she turns it around is slightly smudged screen that's in the final steps of being erased

Do unmarried mindflayers just go around with their pussies exposed?

>>21993649
i can't, the pandas aren't horny enough for me to get horny myself

>>21994981
Mindgames

>>21994981
It's probably something with tiny print that says "your face here"

>>21994426
(writefaggotry ahead)
(1/3)
I'm born and indoctrinated into a HUMANITY FUCK YEAH militiristic country, and from age ten or so I'm a squire training to be a paladin to take the world back for its rightful owners, humanity. During my training I become jealous of and form a bitter rivalry with a prettyboy squire who gets cooed over by all the local human girls. Over many years of fierce competition, we develop a grudging respect for each other. This respect is slowly nurtured into a mutual understanding, and from there into camraderie. By the time we graduate we're best friends and share an unbreakable bond of brotherhood. We're sent out on our foundling quest together as a pair of paladins.
Weeks of gallant journeying ensue. We discover that the world has a scope and a breadth to it far beyond what could have imagined back in the academy. An understanding of the natural beauty of the world only strengthens our desire to protect it. We draw our first blood against a colony of Slimes, although we suspect that our sacred blades have not truly slain them, instead returning them to a more primeval form that they may soon revive from. We give chase into the deepwoods but even in their reduced forms their monstrous cunning and knowledge of the environment outdoes us.
As we are kneeling to ask forgiveness for our failures a lumbering Grizzly stumbles out of the underbrush, roaring, its face painted with some hideous yellow ochre. Springing to our feet, we draw blades and do combat. Flanking the beast in perfect tandem, testing our skill against its horrific strength, we drive it away; but at great cost. I had taken the brunt of the blows, even after I had my shield ripped from me, gauntlet and all, and am grievously wounded. I fall to my knees once more, taking some solace in knowing that I have given the beast a scar it shall not soon forget.

>>21995105
(2/3)
The next few weeks pass by me in something of a haze. Every now and then I hear a soft voice speaking to me, or faintly feel my pillow being changed, or perhaps my clothes. When I finally regain full conciousness I am drenched in sweat in our tent. My brother in battle is kneeling beside me in tears, but the flow ceases when he hears my voice, and he takes me into his breast. He tells me that it has been almost two moons since we gave battle to the Grizzly, and he has been caring for me as best he can with his spartan existence. I can see from his reduced form that he has been missing meals to feed me broth, and from his tired eyes how he has been missing sleep to keep me protected. But there is little chance of him getting rest now, for he has much to tell me.
He tells me that in all his attempts to find the way back out of the forest that he has failed, and has been similarly unable to gain contact with any men. The air of the woods stinks with a foul magic, designed to never let anyone who enters out of its grasp. He speaks of all of the monsters he has given battle to in my stead. He fought gallantly, especially considering he was alone and outnumbered to a degree few would find imaginable. Considering that, the fact that he was defeated but once is a point of honor. I ask him if he had his purity taken from him, and he shakes his head, but with sadness. I want to clap him on the back, congratulate him on his near escape, but he explains that the Succubus had instead laughed in his face and imbued him with a foul, impure mana. What is worse, he tells me that we have been abandoned by our god.
Ever since we broke prayer to grab our blades, rather then asking the protection of our Lord, he has had nothing to do with us. No matter how many hundreds of times he prayed by my side for me to wake up, to recover, to show some sign that I was all right, nothing came. I spring to my knees to ask my own forgiveness from the Lord, but there is nothing but silence in my ears, and my clasped hands are cold.

>>21995113
(3/3)
I turn to my brother, and he hangs his head in shame. Looking at him again, I see that it is not only his frame that has changed. Although I had been distracted by the tears running down his cheeks, I notice now that his face has a softness that it hadn't since we were but lads, and a bizarre warping of his ears. Feeling my gaze upon him, he solemnly reaches up with his softened hands and removes his helmet, shaking out his silver hair underneath. There are long ashen horns there, tightly gripping his head in a demonic embrace.
Were it any other man who had been so tainted by dark magic there would be no staying my hand, but at the thought of striking down my dearest friend I am unable to even draw my blade from its sheath.
There is neither time nor space in these dark woods for regret. The monsters know that a man is here now, they close in on us by the day. We do not even take the time to deliver a finishing blow when we defeat one, every moment is likely to be the difference between life and death. That we've only sacrificed some of our principles and not all is the closest thing to success we have found. I am referring to the strategy that we have resorted to taking.
The monsters acknowledge my Brother as one of their own; they call her an "Alp". Some of them respect me as her property and let us go by unmolested. Some tribal leaders challenge her for my hand in single combat; it is far easier than facing a rampaging horde, and the beasts are often surprised at the strength of the greatest fencer at the academy with demonic force behind his blows. Some still attack us without question; for them we fight side by side as always.
Of course, for this strategy to be effective, she must look the part of an Alp, and has done so with aplomb. She always had a knack for fashion, even if her only materials are what we have stolen. Our need to forage has been greatly reduced as only I still need to eat, so we can spend the majority of our days in flight. That being said, many of her battles are close, and I must carry her away in my arms as she barely clings to life. There is but one balm for such wounds, and it is my own essence. On an unfortunate number of occasions I have had no choice but to provide her with it. Indirectly, of course, but the morn after each occasion, her form has altered subtley again, inching closer to my darkest desires, and I do not know how long I will be able to control myself. I see it in her eyes too; they gloss over whenever they catch mine, and her tail curls upon itself in the most adorable fashion whenever she catches me in a state of undress.

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>>21995122
Fucking christ put this trash in a pastebin next time.

>>21995132
It was going to much shorter but I kinda kept going.

>>21995105
I'm not reading this.

I wanna live with and spend everyday fucking, cuddling, and playing Minecraft with a lazy, NEET anubis

before i read some guy's long passage, i want to know, are video games allowed in the sabbath?

>>21995134
That's why it's recommended to write in pastebin first for your draft. Then you can decide if you should paste a link or the entire thing to the thread.

>>21995174
Learning under Anubis-sensei's personal instruction!

Alraunes favorite horror movie is man mowing the lawn!

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>>21995122
I liked it. Maybe a bit to flowery. Nice that at least no monsters were killed. Could have done with some more lewds and descriptions on how she changed like fuller breasts or ass.

>>21995160
Nobody is. The first line tells you it doesn't belong anywhere near this board, let alone this thread.

>>21995206
You figure it would've been 'Day of the Triffids' or even 'Little Shop of Horrors'.

>>21995180
Sure, but you have to let your little sister ride on your lap while you play together.

>>21995174
Her head-snake looks like a floppy eared dog and I cannot unsee it.

>>21995206
>>21995223
>not attack of the killer tomatoes

Meet your new pharaoh

>>21995180
video games are allowed at momonika's sabbath but very few will care since video games are a man's hobby
they are looked down upon at shirokuto's sabbath for being too distracting and not beneficial to anyone, to their belief
they are confiscated by marune's sabbath for being too urban-y and extremely distracting
it's not recommended to bring electronics or expensive stuff to ropurotto's sabbath since they'll damage it for being animals and stuff
greila's sabbath will happily have video games at their sabbath. it provides patients and relatives some entertainment while work is done by doctors and nurses
bapho-chan's sabbath only allows sex and lolicon-related video games to help influence men into being lolicons and little girls to be horny for men
get those away from kurufufuru's sabbath. video games make them violent if they don't get what they want

>>21995283
Where are the legos

>When a Doppelganger transforms she gains all of her target's memories and abilities

Does this make a Doppelganger potentially one of the most powerful MGs under the correct circumstances? How far does her power go? Can she mimic other MGs? Can she mimic a high-level spellcaster and gain all of their magic?

What if the guy she loves is infatuated with the Demon Lord? Could she copy her?

>>21995288
Learn how to cut down your retarded sentences you autistic retard. Especially when they can be summarized in one sentence or less.

>>21995314
some encouragement would be nice too, you know

>>21995283
I knew unsealing that forgotten chamber was a mistake!

Now we have 1000 years of Grape Snake rule!

>>21995296
>legos
were they always this expensive?

>>21995311
>Memories and abilities

My interpretation is that they would learn how to do a martial artist's kick, but they wouldn't have the same muscles behind the kick. They don't have the same mana pool as the DL. They would have the same knowledge of spells, but not the same amount of mana to put behind those spells.

>>21995311
yes, but if you think about, there are some things you should consider when measuring her power level. like for example, there's always a price you can't escape from paying to all good things that come too easy. what i mean is that for a doppelganger, she can't hold any form forever. the moon makes her revert back to her original form. and if that's the case, she isn't as powerful as oh let's say, a lilem, a tiamat, a baphomet, or even the demon lord.

>>21995311
There probably some limit like when she gains abilities she can only do it to the best of her abilities like she copy them but she still remains the same in overall power

>>21995367
The memory thing alone is pretty amazing.

>Copies a Baphomet
>Access to ridiculous amounts of magical knowledge

>Copies something like a very long-lived Lilim
>Thousands upon thousands of years worth of memories and secrets

If not potentially the most powerful, she can potentially rival the most knowledgeable.

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>>21995374
also another thing is that they technically cannot control who they want to be because they can only transform into who her lover wants her to be without knowing about the doppelganger's real identity

>>21995343
fuck you

>>21995314
Why are you so angry my dude?

MGE Xenoblade 2 where every Blade is a cursed sword/cursed sword variant.

I would like a tall Ara Ara Chochin-Obake to offer to light my way during a dark night in the woods

>>21995398

I want to hatch a brilliant and intricate plot to trick a guy into falling in love with a Queen or someone who knows a lot of important things, get him noticed by a Doppelganger, and then get access to delicious forbidden info.

Actually, she can also read minds so probably wouldn't work.

Huff the Human.

>>21995407
Because looks at this fucking walls of text
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and >>21995288
that nobody wants to fucking read or are full of absolute trash garbage and tell me that dumb fucking newfags shouldn't be learning to cut down their posts if they're gonna say absolutely nothing.

>>21995398
A Doppelganger in MGE with the ability to freely choose who she copies would be ridiculous. She'd basically have the accumulated knowledge of every single living person.

>>21995429
You're spare parts bud.

>>21995430
What's to say she wouldn't forget things as she shifts?

Would you accept her if she'd been posing as your ideal-species waifu for months/years?

>>21995429
My dude the only newfag here is you.

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>>21995460
You have to go back, newfags.

>>21995455

Irrelevant if she can switch identities at any time. She can gain instant access to whatever information she might need at any time.

>Transform into Bapho-chan
>Write down as much information as you can, maybe use magical techniques to get it all down on paper much faster and easier
>As much forbidden knowledge as you can copy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3yZNgsOpgW4

>>21995466
SEX GOOD FUCK MONSTER

>>21995429
I can agree with you about these a little bit.
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>>21995122
But the last one is fine and sperging out like an autist about it really makes you look silly.

>>21995458
Maybe but I’d still go looking for my ideal species she just gonna have to be part of the harem

>>21995479
damn, she'd be even more dangerous than mind flayers

>>21995480
HEHE, THANK YOU

>>21995480
So which species of merchant gets the hammer theme?

>>21995482
Go to bed Wurm-san.

Gently kiss loli Dark Mage womb with huge adult cock.

>>21995458

My ideal girl is the one I love so she'd be accepted immediately and pampered to the point of humiliation.

>>21995458
is it even possible for her to imitate the greenworm to papillion process convincingly?

>>21995544
Not sure, but it's gotta be a COOL Monster!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkyroCm_XO0

>>21993620
>You, the Dragonborn stands on the mountain, home to some of the world's strongest soldiers who desire to learn how to fight dragons
>You looks down the mountain, the clouds themselves unable to reach the peak
>Then you see movement
>A harpy flying up
>Your hand strays to your bow, but leaves once you see the mark of a messenger
>Only married harpies can become messengers to the Order, so they can feel safe in the knowledge their men won't be taken by them
>"Message for a mister Dragonborn?"
>"That's me."
>Yes, that's your name
>Your mother was never good with human names
>After rummaging around in her bags, the harpy pulls out a small orb, making your heart drop
>Shit, it's one of those real time chat orbs
>You grab it and quietly thank the harpy
>As she flies away, you steel yourself for what's to come
>Pushing some of your mana inside, you see the sphere reacting, the inside of the sphere shifting to show
>The Demon Lord
>"Oh, thank the Chief God."
>She raises an eyebrow at you before speaking
>"Your mother wishes for you to return home."
>"Well, I'm not going to."
>"You could be a key piece in bringing humanity and mamono together."
>"Don't care."
>The Demon Lord sighs
>"What could I give you to change your mind."
>"You can't."
>"Then I have no choice. I was hoping it wouldn't come to this, but I have prepared a force to bring you back."
>"Ha! My body may look purely human, but I've inherited quite a bit of dragon's might from my mother."
>"That is why we're sending your family. Alduin?"
>Oh no
>Into the orb steps a refined, older looking dragon
>"My dear! It's so nice to see you! Why did you have to leave the nest? I know you are older, but you still have a lovely home, much nicer than that mountain you're on."
>"Mom, I like the mountain, it helps me practice discipline."
>"Well, running away from your family doesn't sound like something a disciplined person would do."
>"I had to get out of there! My sisters were so su-"
>"Oh, yes! Your sisters want to see you too! Come say hello to your brother!
>"Mom! I don't want to talk w-"
>"Brother Born, it's been a while."
>More dragons, obviously younger then the first come filing in
>"You're as cute as ever, Born. Whenever I take a bath, I worry that you might be feeling lonely. How about we take a bath together?"
>"Have you been working out? Great! Can't wait to wrestle you to the ground again!"
>"Do you like my clothes? I wanted to show you earlier, but you had left already."
>You put your head in your hands
>"No, I'm old enough to bathe alone. Yes, I've been working out. No, I don't care about your knew clothes."
>"Well, if you don't care for them, how about you help me take them off?"
>You feel your grip around the orb intensify
>"No! This is why I left in the first place! I am not going to be your husband, I am your BROTHER. I pity any of the humans born of monsters if they have to deal with people like you!"
>They gasp at your words, some of them tearing up, and your mother starts to glare at you
>"Don't be mean to your sisters! They all missed you so much, and when you finally meet you insult them like this?"
>"I just don't want to marry them."
>One of your sisters faint, and the others
>"Sis, he didn't mean that. He's just being, ugh, what did that kitsune call it? Tsundere! He's just playing hard to get."
>"No, I sincerely don't want to have sex with you."
>"Waaahhhh!"
>"That's it young man! We're coming and bringing you back here, and you will show your sisters the love and respect they deserve."
>"I love them like a brother!"
>The orb is cut off, and you shake your head
>You sigh, wondering just how this went so wrong
>You feel something hug you
>"Is everything alright, Born?"
>"Yeah Paarth. They just don't understand like you do."
>"Y-yeah. Like I do. Of course, yes."

>>21995582

It depends on your definition of 'abilities'. If transformation counts as an ability then presumably she'd be able to copy it as long as she can somehow avoid moonless nights.

>>21995597
pretty good
any longer and i'd tell you to put it in a pastebin, though

>>21995458
i love goth lolis so yeah

What's an appropriate response in a situation like this?

>>21995626
bepis in cunni

i want a teenage alice who changes her hair from blonde to black because she thinks it makes her look cooler

>>21995480
I'm interested in this.

>>21995645
>Oh? Yet another adventurer here to try and defeat mother.
>I wonder how long you'll last...

Wan butt.

My waifu doesn't have toes for me to suck. I guess I can just file her hooves down or something.

>>21995645
shes got big feet

>>21995663
>hooves

>>21995597
>giving up on your sisters to bang your aunt
Lewd.

>>21995667
that's hot

>>21995597
Anon will drown in dragon pussy!

She's gonna suck the sin right out of you.

>>21995676
just pointing it out

What things do you do that make your monster wife go "oh god I can't not fuck him."?

>>21995676

>>21995654
Tribute? You steal men's hearts, and make them your husbands!

>>21995708

>mg cheerleader team
Who on it?
Who leads it?

>>21995717
>they puff of steam breath to indicate arousal
That is my fetish

>>21995694
Cant she just tuck you in?

>>21995734
Familiars led by Bapho-chan!

>>21995626
>begone, hipless child

>>21995734
Familiar, arch imp and hobgoblin. Familiars the schemer, naturally.

>>21995712
I don't like that face

>>21995734
Zombie, Banshee, Mantis, and Automaton leader.

>>21995717
>husbands
>plural

>>21995626
>https://imgur.com/a/tKICBn8
Give her what she wants

>>21995626
>young lady, i will not condone this kind of behavior, where is your mother? i will tell her what happened so that you will learn your lesson

>>21995777
It's a vampire coven.

>>21995780
Yes!

>>21995777
He's speaking about vampires, not that particular vampire

>>21995734
Thematical teams obviousl,y one with undead, one with all the lamias, etc

>>21995793
>undead cheer squad
>super peppy wight is the lead
>her left is all ghosts nobody can see
>her right is zombies that can't keep up with her or stay coordinated

>>21995672
Im glad my waifu only has two hooves. I have no idea what I would be doing so.

>>21995597
is cute

>>21995780
Based.

>>21995802
>can't keep up with her or stay coordinated

>>21995343
Fuck off faggocks

>>21995780
But how many kids?

>>21995847
four hundred babies

>>21995859
I don't think I have the lifespan for that.

>>21995802
>super peppy wight is the lead
I see her as having a great deal of...talent.

>>21995864
Drink powerthirst

Loner Anon getting abandoned by his freshly corrupted monster family!

I want to throw eggs at Sabbath HQ in the middle of the night.

Alps are for repeated cumflations. And wild screaming orgasms.

>>21995931
Do I look like an egg?

>>21995932
>alpshit
>>>/y/
>>>/lgbt/
>>>/trash/
>>>/out/
You are not welcome.

>>21995932
Leave, fuckwit.

>>21995479
>>21995311

>Doppelganger becomes infatuated with a man in love with an extremely high-ranking Baphomet
>Can't copy her massive mana reserve but gets access to the forbidden magical knowledge that allows her to greatly intensify her own over time
>Quickly overtakes the original Baphomet in power even without copying her exact level of mana because the Doppelganger also has the inherent ability to read minds which gives her an edge

Is it a one in a million chance? Yes. But it could happen. Any Doppelganger has the potential to become a final boss.

>>21995931
Be careful anon, soon you'll be throwing your sperm at their eggs.

>>21995939
I welcome him
Or her

>>21995956
You are scum.

>>21995956
You can fuck off too then.

If it's an Alp, shoot it with a staff of infinite pain. If not, shoot it with your cock.

>>21995960
Yes
now spit on me

>>21995947

If the woman that exists in the mind of Doppel-chan's love is greater than that woman is in reality then it's not enough to imitate her. She must be surpassed.

>ywn Fuck a Wendigo after playing Until Dawn.

>>21995956
>Or her

>>21995990
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDJquSo7kWw

>>21995990
>implying she'd be able to wait through your whole playthrough
>not wanting a little Wendi bouncing up and down in your lap while you play

>>21996006
Using her coat as a blanket while you fuck her deep and passionately.

>>21995999
>epic reddit e-celeb
Fucking vermin get the fuck back to plebbit

>>21995932
I want to know what it's like as an alp
just for a day

>>21994169
yes. the entire point of CC is that they're much older than you but just as unexperienced

>>21996023
Go away you discord tranny.

I'M NOT THROWING AWAY MY SHOT!

https://exhentai.org/g/1477030/760308f607/

>>21996034
only for one day!

I would fuck a Kumiho, but then I would run the risk of losing my liver for the fourth time this month.

>autists fall for obvious alpfag bait yet again
idiots
stop replying

>>21996056
Fuck off already, you're not wanted here. Go post about your faggotry somewhere else.

>>21996042
Senko-san no!

>>21996058
>someone gets called out for alpshit
>then this nigger shows up
hmmm.

>>21996058
That's why you stick to kitsunes.

>>21996068
Senko-san yes!

>>21996042
>Can't add it to my favorites
>Can't download original sizes
Is there something wrong with exhentai?

>>21996065
Dipshit newniggers will think this trash is welcome if people don't actually remind people that alps and siths stay the fuck out along with futa, ntr and monsterboys.

>>21996084
Look at this man and laugh

>>21996087
>official MGE monstergirls don't belong in a monstergirl thread

I'm pretty sure KC wouldn't mind if a bunch of NEETs on a Tibetan neurosurgery board choose not to acknowledge certain parts of his setting. The point of MGE is to make your own personalized Magical Realm, and if that means ignoring certain parts, then I'm sure he'd understand.

>>21996087
>implying anyone but baitposters care about alps
i get what you're trying to do, but your policy is what encourages baitposters to keep posting their shit

>>21996101
Furries don't belong outside of fucking /b/ and /trash/ you dumb newfaggot and magic trannies aren't girls.

We can dance if we want to
We can leave your friends behind
Oh fucking help me
It's a mindflayer
And she's gonna stick it all the way inside

>>21996116
>>>/r/eddit

>>21996109
This. The vast majority of shitstorms happen because people like him don't know when to stop replying. I get why he does though, but there's a line.

Fuck this, I'm going to bed with the Hellhound. Good day. Over and >>>/out/

So anon, does your waifu allow you to masturbate?

>>21996146
>masturbating when you have a waifu
>implying to your waifu that your hand is better than them
i imagine most mgs would get pissed fairly quickly

>>21996146
She helps and as long as I cum on her

>>21996101
how did the thread react when cait sith came out?

>>21996146
Nah, she never lets me jack off alone. She always insists that she's the one to make me cum. Pawjobs, paizuri, mouth and feet, the list goes on.

>>21996172
Fuck off newfag

>>21996146
Only if she gets the cum, but even then there are way more satisfying ways to get off. That being said I imagine mastubating would be nice when we're doing certain forms of denial play, like if I've got her tied up and dosed up on aphrodisiacs, and then just slowly stroke myself in her face but she can't do anything about it.

>>21996172
not well

>>21996163
Yeah, and it makes no sense to masturbate especially with an average MG's libido. She'd either be extremely pissed, or recognize that you have some serious issues and make you go to therapy.

>>21996187
Retard.

>>21996138
She seems pale

But the one thing I can never comprehend is how my Hellhound gf manages to get the cum out of her paws. Does it just wash out that easily?

>>21996172
Very nonplussed with some hating it for being outright furry. Though, in KC's defense, he did say that there were ways to turn them into the cat equivalent of kobolds.

>>21996197
She washes it with her tongue, thoroughly

>>21996197
She'd likely lick it out anon. MGs are also fairly absorbent when it comes to cum.

>>21996172
Personally I didn't gave a fuck but some people went bananas, same with Cu Sith

Your childhood friend who was lost at sea several months ago is back.

>>21996231
Let's have celebratory sex in the bathroom! Nice hot and deep.

>>21996197
eats the cum, then uses mana-infused shampoo to clean it so it's not covered in germs

>>21996231
There's something very sad about this.

>>21996195
She just hasn't quite mastered polymorphing.

>>21996267
I'd turn a hag fox into a proper broodmother in no time. The house will be full of little mofus.

>>21996260
The wonders of Monster Girl immune systems!

>>21996266
Why? Poseidon gave her a second chance to be with the man she loves.

>>21996267
>>21996289
Boy do I feel bad for dragonfags.
They've gotta take a trip to the tentacle forest just to get a kid in the next hundred years.

Anybody got any other monster girl pics that make good wallpapers?

>>21995429
based

>>21996298
>Why
isnt it obvious?

>>21996299
I'd rather drink a tentacle potion. If my waifu is gonna be covered in tentacle spooge, then it's gonna be MY tentacle spooge dammit! [/spoiler\

>>21996299
>tentacle fores
Cuckshit

>>21996303
>monsterboys
Fuck off and die.

>>21996172
Shitstorm, although I didn't really care, I said I would fuck her but not waifu her and stopped lurking the thread until it was over.

>>21996310
Not a powerslut, so not my problem.

>>21996088
Please, anon, laugh at me but can you at least explain to me what I'm doing wrong?

>>21996322
you have the stupid. thats what's wrong

>>21996317
Kill yourself, furfag.

>>21996299
It's perfectly fine taking a few hundred years to make kids, we'd both have very long lifespans to work towards a big family.

>>21996319
Leave for even posting that trash here.

>>21996317
Why do you keep bringing it up? Why do you always have to say you'd fuck her? You're a fucking furfag, leave.

>>21996341
Nah.

>>21996342
>always
?

I unironically want to shove 2 alp tail spades into paint shakers, set the shakers so the spades are facing and touching eachother, have a drip feed of lube over the whole setup, and leave them that way for a day every since I learned all succubi tail spades are basically penis glans level sensitive.
Fuck you guys for shilling them because the damn fantasy doesn't interest me now when it's just basic succ's even though they'd work just the same.

>>21996343
Cuckshit stays out.

if we can get monsters based on alice's journey in wonderland, we should get monsters and characters based on ones from divine comedy.

>>21996350
Kill yourself.

>>21996350
Fuck off, shitbrain.

>>21996354
cute!

>>21996310
Not him but how is the tentacle forest cuck shit?
It pleasures both of you with tentacles but it also moves both your hips for you while both of you have sex so you can have sex longer and do positions and movements you couldn't do otherwise. It's not fucking either of you as much as it's doing the equivalent of fingering and masturbating both of you and it's not impregnating her or cumming on or in either of you.
So, how is it cuck shit?

>>21996371
Don't reply anon. Please? Not to the shitposters, and not to the overly sensitive angry guys.

>>21996371
>dude how is letting your wife fuck things that aren't you while you watch cuckshit l
Fuck off.

>>21996355
>getting chased by a werewolf through the forest when your bro Vergil shows up and tells her to fuck off
>he then takes you on a journey through hell, seeing all the ways that demons aggressively mate with sinners, just so you can get to heaven and get an angel waifu

>>21996374
It's like glorified sex toys anon, jesus christ. Do dildos trigger you too?

>>21996374
Are you a /monster/ refugee? You sound like a /monster/ refugee.

>>21996371
She gets penetrated by something else that isn't you. Not hard to understand.

>>21992466 #
Are those real horns or is it just an accessory?

>>21996382
>Dildos are a sentient hivemind that purposefully try and fuck your wife
You sound like a cuck that has a dogfucking GF and is trying to cope.

>>21996385
Tentacles have never been liked you stupid /monster/ nigger.

>>21996378
divine comedy would be so much more interesting with MGE mamono.

I'm going out to fuck a big angry werewolf girl on a full moon night. Wish me luck.

>>21996303
Damn, nobody? That's a shame.

>>21996386
>She gets penetrated
Uhhh, no, the tentacles just manipulate the girl and her husband during sex

>>21996373
Honestly, its confusing on what is and isn't shitposting and refugees these days. Some people here have odd ideas on what is and isn't X-shit here.
Ex: >>21996374 does this guy genuinely not know that you fuck your wife in the forest? That your dick is in her vagina and the tentacles move your hips for you IE you're actively fucking her they just make that easier? Because he seems to think it's some weird situation where the tentacles are only fucking her and you're not involved.

>>21996407
That ain't the image I meant to post.

>>21996410
Usually you can tell who not to reply to by how obvious it is that they've not actually read the setting.

>>21996303
>>21996407
>>21996413
Leave

>>21996388
Accessories.

>>21996407
I just use pictures I've commissioned of my waifu.

>>21994121
>Thank you all for your comments...! We try to describe Order as not some simple evil group, so I'm very glad to see readers picking up the good side of the Order...! (Will)

That's good to hear. I don't want humanity to be the bad guys of this setting.

>>21996410
Man seriously, the threads have been really bad and without mods making it worse, I unironically went looking for a job today and I already have an interview in 2 days

>>21996427
Get ready for your cagie, stupid fucking wagie.

>>21996355
>dante gets chased by a werewolf, an ocelomeh, and a lion girl who all want to be his harem of wives
>couldn't because dante's sempai, virgil reminded him his waifu, in heaven, has a better pussy and is a better wife
>but first they must go to hell to see the demons rape all the naughty boys in every lewd way possible
why is virgil so based

>>21996427
What's the job senpai

>>21996425
Since when is humanity the bad guys in MGE? Yeah, the people leading the Order are a bunch of dicks, but it's pretty clear they don't represent humanity as a whole.

>>21996415
I used to roll that way but theres a LOT of shit now and some people only get cursory info from places like here to supplement what they do know so far. New people pick up MGE all the time and I've met a few that just don't know its ins and outs yet. Mana markers have existed for ages now and because of how deep its buried for readers plenty don't know about them yet or exactly what they are and can do as an example.
The more you let that continue the more people who pick up cursory info from reading on the forums see the misinfo versus the actual info.
If someone wanted to know about the forest but only read what that anon posted and nobody corrected it that'd be all they know.

>>21996444
You're a more patient man than I anon.

>>21996427
Nice. Having disposable incomes always fun.

>>21996439
i think orderfags gave the order a bad rep
they're good people, it's just that their superstition drives them to oppose mamono. war deity lore reveals that combat between the two sides rarely even results in death

>>21996371
The tentacles sometimes turn into girls themselves too

>>21996477
Imagine a bicorn bringing a tentacle waifu into your harem.

Being a lecherous knight around monster girls is the best.

>>21996477
The dude probably hasn't read the full setting and is in these threads solely to shitpost.

What is your and your waifu's safeword anon?

>>21996434
I'd feel bad for lonely CC Satan-chan. I'd at least finger her a little while climbing down her legs towards purgatory.

>>21996498
>safeword
haha i wish

>>21996498
Chocolate.

>>21996498
I wouldn't know. The ballgag really makes speaking difficult.

>>21996498
Generally isn't rough enough to need one.

End goal is to fuck the Demon Lord. She's the head honcho so she gets all the cum.

>>21996512
Well that's not safe. KDF?

>>21996526
She's married you sick fuck.

>>21996526
She's married you fucking retard.

Behold, a happy skeleton

This isn't newfags anymore, just bait.

>>21996527
This >>21996509 is me anon. While I can't speak for the anon you replied to, a safeword is really just a formality for us. My girls and I are in-tune enough with each other that we can tell when something is getting to be too much before the safeword comes.

>>21996535
pretty sure that's been the case for a while now

>>21996146
She has no problem as long as a cum into the slime she gives me.

>>21996498
"Rood" but that might be shelved considering how her species reacts to that.

>>21996530
>>21996533
I'll fuck her daughter.

>>21996535
Probably been bait for awhile

>>21996556
Which one?

>>21996560
The one that will actually love me.

give me some underappreciated mgs that don't get any attention. i want to write about them

>>21996568
Silly, all monster girls love you! She'll remind you of that every day.

>>21996498
zoinks

>>21996583
Doubtful

>>21996534

>>21996581

>>21996583
I think a lot of men would experience some severe culture shock at being the 'fairer' and sought after sex.

>>21996588
If you want to get pampered everyday I'm pretty sure you can just ask her instead of playing coy.

>>21996606
I'd flash some collar bones at them and see what happens

>>21996606

>>21996615
>monstergrill grabs and lovingly holds your hands
How do you react?

>>21996593
i'll have her appear in my next story, thanks anon

>>21996625
>"Shit, you guys really are degenerates."

>>21996625
piss, shit, and cum all at the same time

>>21996625
Yank my hand away and stuff it into my pocket while looking ashamed.

>>21996172
It went about as well as you would expect releasing a furry girl would go, given how autistically defensive this thread is, in this case to its credit. Since you know, /trash/ is the designated board for fur shit and it certainly doesn't belong here.

>>21996640
Fuck off underage.

>le ebin handholding meme
I'm sick of it you guys, I'm so fucking sick of it.

>>21996628
What's it about?

>>21996645
All you're going to do is make her more aggressive, now she's going to grab your arm and press into your side.

>>21996648
I thought the siths came out before /trash/ was even a thing? Actually, how long has that board even been around?

>>21996581
Pslimes. If my autism has caused them to be moved in to correctly or over appreciated territory than were cats.

>>21996654

>>21996655
in a nutshell, a lighthearted isekai where anon has a chance to prepare beforehand. mostly aimless fun along with him bullshitting his way out of various situations. also a few feels

>>21996606
Plenty of culture shock to go around, like a couple going out to a cafe and both thinking they should be the one to pay the full bill.