/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Maids are olives!

>>22122000
Maids are brownies

Touch the dead.

i want to eat out niddhoggr's pussy!

>>22122006
>Traditions about brownies are generally similar across different parts of Great Britain. They are said to inhabit homes and farms.They only work at night, performing necessary housework and farm tasks while the human residents of the home are asleep.
Gyaru maids that are initially too shy to even appear in front of you!

Vampire sisters are particular about communion wine.

>>22122033
Damn, she's a cutie.

Have you considering moving to the Horsepussy Kingdom?

What would tomboy unicorn be like?

>>22122032
>Yeti maid that works in the cover of night in a black scarf and black dyed hair
>hides her face with her paws if you accidentally catch her working

I want to hug my rata waifu and never let go!

>Unicorn is a good girl, right? Is she being helpful? Big brother…

My waifu is holding me hostage and is forcing me to cook dinner for her and rub her hooves.

>>22122033
I want to fuck the nun vamp in a confessional!

To be serious, I can sympathize with the social anxiety that many men feel these days, but I don't see the reason to put actual women down. Not because it will hurt their feelings, but because it would cement a stigma that monster girl enthusiasts are just raging incels with sour grapes syndrome. I will take /jp/'s deviancy any day over being attacked by the regressive left. I believe that enthusiasts should make sure not to let their fantasies be tainted by gender issues. There's already too much identity politics in entertainment, so it's best to keep things pure by ignoring it. The root of monster girls is exotic love, personality, and beauty; all in the form of something that the mundane cannot provide

Social anxiety?

>>22122128
medication doesnt help

>>22122113

Office Snek

>>22122032
>while the human residents of the home are asleep.

Home snek

>>22122149
>>22122158
Meido snek!

>playing random game
>stumble across recruitable monster girl
Good feel.

>>22122179
What game is that?

Multi arm bees are marriage bugs

>>22122032
>kiki vigilante employs and implants brownie sleeper cells because modern human density with modern human social structures means theres too many masters in need of house cleaning and proper life fixes per any given sq. mile
>first order of business is to chuck a brownie through as many windows in any given night as she can while the brownie agent proceeds to repair the damage and find a proper hideyhole to operate from
>brownies do all the housework while the kiki spends the entire day trying to make and deliver as many dinners as possible so the mastahs all get proper healthy meals as soon as they get back home from work

>>22122208
Rhapsody: A Musical Adventure/the first game in the Marl Kingdom series.

>>22122224
Truth beyond contestation.

>>22122227
she's really cute!

Touch the cow.

>>22122227
A red sheep? Fine.

>>22122253
Give me a few minutes.

>>22122246
It's hip

why is black harpy it's own monster and not just a recolored harpy? is she based on an actual variant of a harpy in mythology or popular media?

>>22122314
Completely different behaviour.

>>22122314
>they are a clever race, particularly having the highest intelligence of all harpies
>robbing precious metals, gemstones, and the like, which they have a penchant for
They are crows, other harpies are different birds.

>>22122046
Have they considered walls

eel whore

>>22122354
This. Basic Harpy looks like a raptor of some sort.

>>22122383
Eel Prostitute Anon.

>>22122398
>>22122383
The correct term is Eel Lady.
>"Call a bitch a bitch but call a whore a lady." -Golden Rule #37

>>22122017
Why is there z-fighting in my porn?

>>22122314
It's because they're Corvids, much like how normal harpies are more Passerine in nature. Or how the Owl Mage is clearly, well, Strigids ( Since they're based on Great Horned Owls ).

Just like how Carthatida harpies would be stereotypically villanous and duplicitous like this glorious fucker.

>>22122383
>>22122398
>>22122419
Eel wife.

>>22121996
>when you're a robber and break into the wrong household and see pic related

Where would you tug on a centaur to make it go faster?

would you wear your waifu's clothing to turn HER on? i heard wearing a cute skirt and have it lifted by your erection is a guaranteed rape by your waifu

>>22122504
shit, i'll just leave, no problem

>>22122475
>Why is there z-fighting in my porn?
That's just what always happens with Kakuen porn.

>>22122518
Her front clit

>>22122519
Crossdressing is a bit too much, but Scottish kilt should be good for flipping.

>>22122529
>kakuen porn
WHERE

>>22122518
Spurs, naturally.

>>22122518
The ponytail of course. And you yank on the ears for which direction to go. Donkey punch her to make her stop.

>>22122504
>>22122527
>mace that clearly isn't a part of her
>covered in dust from assumedly working underground
>out of uniform and thus might not even be the main body
Is she expanding illegally? Looking for something in the depths from bygone days? I'd argue this worker shog is far more suspicious than my thieving ass.

What guns would a holst/ minotaur like, and would they be partial to Taurus?

>>22122578
touching a fox's tail will result in thorough womb bathing with your sex sauce following up with you being forced to take responsibility and telling the public about what you did to a little fox girl to assert responsibility for the fox that never asked for sex but rather you did because they'll believe the man initiated sex more than the idea of a girl initiating it.

>>22122519
Yes, I would.
No questions asked

>>22122519
i'd wear her spats on my face

>>22122519
I wear my waifus coat all the time when im out in the snow. It's just too comfy and warm.

>>22122658
I'd eat her panties

>>22122693
>I'd eat her panties
me too, after shes been working out

>>22122518
Slap on the butt to go fast, tweak each nipple to change direction, rub ears to make her blush

>>22122665
>you will never wear your much bigger waifus coat

>>22122519
Yes.

>>22122723
Thanks for reminding me anon....

>>22122693
I'd become her panties

>>22122739
poor kevan

This dumb bear finally caught her prey!

>>22122779

>>22122825
That is definitely the correct response from her.

>>22122854
Harpies are precious. I want a harpy.

>>22122739
Pffft, lightweight.

>Although originally banned in the Order during the previous demon lord eras, cannabis is making a strange turn during this current era.
>Because of it's medical properties in lowering libidos in monsters and humans, thus lowering or preventing rape cases, especially during mating seasons for harpies and jinkos.
>Also because of the above, it's being slowly more and more illegalized in the demon lord's territory. (if monsters are high, they aren't really fugging.)

Unless Griela and the Medical Sabbath would actually use Weed for medicinal purposes and even advocate for it's recreational use. And there are other monstergirl territories that do allow mary-ju-annas for general use?

>>22121996
How many overladies have carved out new kingdoms for their husbando's?

And how big a problem is it? Like how often to the natives in general, or the Order specifically have to deal with it? Is there perhaps a land of adventure that Overladies will assemble hosts to go conquer so they can carve out their petty queendoms to lavish their husbando's with?

>>22122886
>implying marijuana infused with mamonobama wouldn't make you even hornier

>>22122886
Stoners are worthless

>>22122779
>>22122825
I want this bear to fuckin demolish my pelvis.

>>22122886
I demand the demon lord keep her hands off my peyote

>when you make eye contact with a monstergirl and the first thing she does is flash you

>>22122896
>mamonobama
that's the region where you are legally allowed to marry your sister who's also your daughteru

>>22122944
Good thing Cheshire Cat is my favorite.

Did somebody order EXTRA MEAT?

>>22122944
thanks for reminding me how much I want a rata version of something like that and this

>>22122990
Not me. The kids are in the mood for pizza.

>>22122990
I ordered a kiki without skin imperfections.

>>22123035
>he doesn’t like moles on CCs
Look at this man and laugh.

>>22122944
Essentially how I imagine encountering a raiju

>>22122990
Extra meat!

>>22123024
Nice try, Yananon. Get back to work on that dark priest story.

i wish we got a hanuman monster girl instead of kakuen. i'm sure we could have have one less rapey monster, right?

>>22122990
No, I'm stuffed.

>>22123035
"imperfections" are in the eye of the beholder.

>>22123035
>not liking beauty marks
>not liking freckles
>not liking facial scales
what is even the point of liking Monstergirls if you can't like them for who they are instead of what they are

>>22123059
Scales don't remind me of cancer, moles do.

>>22122779
>>22122825
Find it kind of ironic given that Polar Bears actually have dark grey to black skin

>>22123089
>Big thickpolar bear girl
>Looks like a ultra thick hellhound with white fur.
i could dig it.

>>22123098
Given how many recolors go around I'm surprised we haven't seen something like that yet.

>>22123024
Would pizza delivery men pretty much be the same

What is the most romantic thing your waifu has done for you? What is the most romantic thing you’ve done for your waifu?

>>22123059
I now NEED an Anubis with freckles.

>>22123136
She brought me a really big fish

>>22123136
She places me at the top of her pile of gold.

>>22122739
is that cannon? from what book? I didn't lilims can do that.

>>22123136
>Cheshire for me: did charity stream for one that I like.
>Jinko: bought a shit load of fertility boosters cause she knows I want kids.

>Me for cheshire: Drove at midnight to bring her back from an event gone wrong and engaged in late night snuggling.
>Jinko: Took a shitload of fertility boosters cause I know she wants kids.

>>22123153
i dont know
or really care
its my fetish and thats as much as id get into it.

>>22123158
me too. that's why I'm asking.

>>22123143
I want to spend all day licking Anubis bellies

>>22123153
>is that cannon?
>cannon
It's from /a/, before the Exile

>>22123171
whatever happened to tf?

>>22123136
gave me my own custom made pair of underwear she made herself. Even better was that is was made of a pslime slime and thus pleasured me the entire day.

>>22123136
My Kuioichi wife gave me a whole bed in breakfast meal just so she doesn’t have to get up early. Sometimes when we cuddle I nuzzle her chest and she gets all shaky.

>>22122545
That jingle jangle jingle?

>>22122518
just paint her red

Momster harpy

>>22123229
>ear wiggle
my heart benis is erect

Slow down with the images

>>22123236
Momster girtablilu.

>>22123153
Ser Kevan doesn't exist, but it originates from MGE 1 or Fallen Maidens. Some monsters use tentacle potions developed by the Sabbath for heightened chances of pregnancy, or just so they can "wear" their husband all day long. Witches are particularly fond of it because the transformation allows for constant sexual activity without interrupting their day to day research.

>>22123238

>>22123265
can they fly that way?

>>22122033
>got vamped but still dresses and acts like an Order nun
>her new mom hates it but no amount of grounding or being forced to hang out with her dhampir relatives help
>looks sickly but that is entirely because she skimps out on drinking blood and ignores the fact that praying is actively hurting her
I want to help her off her self-destructive path and help her blossom into a true queen of the night.

>>22123236
I need an adult.

>>22123236
>CC thunderbird that talks about her "wild youth" all the time with heavy allusions and openly skimped on details

>>22123236

Otohime-sama got a gift for her 17th birthday!

>>22123292
She told me she was turning 30!

>>22123282
this is also what the sabbath says but for another reason

>>22123288
I want her even fatter

>>22123296
3000

>>22123292
>17th
Is that what she told you?

>>22123299
That's not fat, that's pregnant

What happens if you get apophis, girtablilu, oomukade, and manticore venom injected into you all at once?

>>22123316
Wombloating, Loving Semen Inferno

>>22123316
you explode

>>22123316
You impregnate them all

>>22123316
You wake up the next day with no memory of what happened.

>>22123316
Sexual acts

>>22123316
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ny1I3kFM7iI

>>22123316
You can feel the demon energy overtaking you.

It is a good pain.

Henceforth it is declared that all unwed Grape Snakes shall be detained and paired with a suitable partner for the stability of the realm and all its people.

>>22123272
Nothing a few sardines can't solve.

>>22123098
>>22123111
I am more surprised I didn't see something like this before.

>>22123357
>eating ocean fish
>from the place mankind has the least sway over
>while Poseidon supports monsters
This is years worth of religiously reinforced autism you're fighting here.

>>22123426
poseidon in greek myth rolled both ways

>>22123365
laser, chargin' muh

>>22123426
Except that Poseidon was perfectly content with being worshiped by fishermen in Ancient Greece. Since you know, unlike his nephew Ares, Poseidon was just a capricious cunt who sometimes cleaved the land in twain with earthquakes over being an autistic man-child the Lacedemonians had to keep chained in effigy.

Nothing better to do than to continuously fuck the Hellhound until her belly cumflates and her body is covered in thick white ropes. And she still wants more.

When she sees your sweets

>>22123438
>>22123460
>Poseidon, God of the Sea is a pro-monster divinity of the Monster Girl Encyclopedia world. Similar to the greek god of the same name, Poseidon rules over all the world's oceans and commands all the creatures living within them. Poseidon was originally aligned with the Chief God and Heaven but, was later monsterized and joined forces with the Demon Lord.
Wasn't talking about the Greek one but I honestly learned something.

>>22123426
Poseidon doesn't seem to care about ocean-dwelling mamono eating fish.

>>22123496
I want to rub her belly

>>22123498
i meant he was bi,
makes me if the one in mge is bi

>>22123499
What about the Autist in Chief God herself?

One wonders which MG can handle extra spicy food.

>>22123498
Probably the thing that makes me laugh the most is that if you were to follow the same logic as the myths, Eros would by technicality be Ares' daughter. Which, given that Ares in the MGE setting is a woman, means that some deity or mortal man had to fuck her so hard and vigorously that their pure, unadulterated passion became embodied in the form of their daughter.

Since you know, originally in the myths Eros came about from Ares cucking Hephaestus and having sex with his several times lover, his great-aunt Aphrodite.

>>22123535
>extra spicy food.

>>22123542
Gonna bully that cyclops with my dick

>>22123542
She needs the D
The Diet holy shit

I want to test the limits of female paladin corruption.

>>22123535
I want to see a fire monster that can't handle capsaicin start crying after a spoonful of strong chili.
>That's "burning"?! You mean this is what fire feels to you?!

>>22123542
>someone actually made Ares heart-pupil so hard, it created the goddess of heart-pupiling
I can't even imagine what you would have to do to get Ares to bed you that hard.

>>22123564
Seems like you could pull the same thing on a cold monster like an Ice Queen using mint and water.

>>22123576
Bedding Ares instead.

Two great tastes that go better together.

>>22123636

>>22123636
Look out she's got a gun!

>>22123292
what did she get?

>>22123636
Purple and snake is hard to beat.

>>22123365
>>22123456
This looks like that racist anti-Santa they have in Norway.

>>22123316
you'll punch through walls, jump through roofs, and have itchy glans

>>22123229
(jingle jangle)?

Fuck fire.

>Moooo

>>22123426
Who says I'm part of mankind? Maybe I want to be a monster girl.

>>22123699
If that’s the case, Horns, Tail, or Scales or GTFO

>>22123678
We can go hotter.

>>22123704
Ever stop to consider just how convenient it would be to able to live off cum?

>>22123705

>>22123699
>Excited lilim noises

i want to help lich-san see the wonders of the outdoor life!

>>22123738
Alp me up senpai, les go

>>22123739
I want to help Lich-san discover she has a pregnancy fetish

>>22123739
>She just stares at animals with a long 'Jiiiii~', imagining what they'd be like if she raised them as Undead.

I want to see more lilims corrupting women.

What's your waifu's favorite hobby?

>>22123780
Fishing

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember not to make fun of mercenaries in the titty empire.
Yes, that salamander may have outragiously large breasts but claiming she knows ''Tit-fu" is asking for a smacking.

>>22123704
Anon, that's rude to the monsters that don't have any of those.

>>22123797
What do you think it's like inside one of them shells?

>>22123747
>>22123718
Would you want a sister wife, be a member of a harem, or go it solo?

>>22123797
hope she doesn't drink the soup, that's a lot of sodium....

>>22123880
I'm flexible, but marriage is pretty lame so I'd rather just have a bunch of loose relations with both other monsters and humans.

What I'm interested in the most is helping to spread the corruption.

>>22123899
What a 3D slut

>>22123911
Nothing wrong with spreading the love around, anon

>>22123820
>burn down the thread.

That's nothing a Gremlim can't fix!

>>22123542
>your daughteru is eros in mge
I would be so proud i would make ares ahegao again.

>>22123758
i agree. Preferably more nerdlim, but thats just cause i like her methods.

>>22123928
You're getting married whether you like it or not!

>>22123980
Shotgun marriage to a farm girl sounds okay.

>>22123854
I don't see any shell there though.

>>22123980
Sure thing bud, I'll """""marry""""" all of them.

>>22123991
Sooner or later you'll run into a yan that won't take no for an answer.

>>22123990
Just asking in general, snails and slugs are all the same.

>someone actually translated this
Based.

>>22124002
If they can tame me, they can have me.

>>22124006
>snails and slugs are all the same
That's racist.

what are some clever things to put on sabbath t-shirts

>>22124002
Cute boat.

>>22124036

>>22124036
Wife in training

>>22124059

>>22124095
oh i'm saving that

>>22124096
Need a puppy witch with something like bone handler on it

>>22124012
>Oni Barbarian asking local townsman the directions to the nearest tavern.

>tfw no centaur wife

>>22124144
First she'll get you too drunk to stand, then she'll pulverize your pelvis for good measure.

>>22124174
followed by being dragged back naked to her home as a sex slave/husband?

>>22124174
I need an adult.

>>22124186
She is an adult

>>22124186
Just give her a few minutes, and she'll make you a man.

>>22124205
I need a sane adult.

>>22124208
I am envious

How would Eros feel about people who kill for love? Like say, a teenage girl who kills her parents because they won't let her be with the guy she loves?

>>22124224
She would send a cupid to motivate her to run away with the boy

>>22124183
I prefer the term love slave thank you very much

>>22124212
Oni are raucous and blunt but very sane

>>22124012
>>22124174
>>22124238
As an Innkeeper, if you know what's good for you, you'll keep that sake flowing, even if it costs you.

>>22124208
I would give a lot to spread her holes open to look inside

>>22124208
Ah yes, the ancient art of the Oni lap dance

>>22124208
The Zipangu experience!

>>22124265
i wouldn't serve any in my inn

>>22124327
That's discrimination!

>>22124337
It's for safety and quiet

>>22124327
I hope a gang busts in to your tavern and their leader eats your bones to teach you a lesson

>>22124351
You'd get neither as a direct result of that, you realize.

>>22124355
>Tfw murdered for not serving alcohol as a means to keep away rowdy bunches only for it to make them murder me

>>22124369
eating your bones =/= murder, besides greilia probably could just hook you up with bone regrow juice, me id serve them to their hearts (and stomachs) content, great way to have sake sales

>>22124383
I think having my bones barbarically eaten would make me a racist or suicidal from the trauma

Goodnight

>>22124419
I never noticed that hellhound before

>>22124419
>tfw by the way they're sleeping the kobold is the alpha waifu

>>22124424
It’s probably less “I must obey her because she is the strongest and wisest” and more “I must never let harm come to her because she is too cute to be hurt”

>>22124433
That does seem to happen.

Which Monstergirls do you think look well in a gross up close up?

>https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GrossUpCloseUp

>>22124457
>look well
>gross
these are conflicting things

>>22124355
It must be hard for innkeepers trying to cater to everyone.

You can at least focus on a region, but even then you need to keep well-stocked.

Like for a farmland area:
Barrels of whiskey for the Longhorn Minotaurs who act as protection for the farms in the area.
Large amounts of meat, for Canine monsters, at least the ones that can behave themselves. The feral ones have to stay outside.
Vegetarian/Vegan options for Elves and Holstaurs. Keeping Elvish wine stocked for the former.
And a few good sized wheels of cheese for the Mice and Rats. Just keep an eye on your stock so it isn't stolen.

>>22124493
>The feral ones have to stay outside.
No way, they're some of the best customers.
Some of you people just aren't ready for life with MGs.

Would you still like cat mamono if they spoke with a feline accent?
Like purrfect, nyagger, meowster.

>>22124493
Make sure to keep something special hidden away. For when powerful adventurers who've been travelling the world stay for a visit.

>>22124537
Of course.
Pretty sure Cheshires already do that to get a rise out of people anyway.

>>22124527
I would keep many meats but cheese thieves get mating pressed and turned into waitresses and maids

>>22124540
Also in case the DL and husband decide to visit on one of their many vacations.
Although, knowing them, they may prefer to try whatever your local specialty is instead.

>>22124527
I'm happy to sell delicious roasted stretchy meats to hungry Wolves. But they've got no manners and have all that shaggy unkempt fur. That stuff gets everywhere!

But if the leader of a group of scary Wolf Bandits lifts me up by my shirt collar, I'll see if I can clear a large table for them.

>>22124537
Absolutely

Would a Giant Mouse take offense to being called a Rat?
A dirty mangy Rat

>>22124549
They probably like to leave something special inside the town's they visit. Order or monster.

>>22124566
Sounds like some hot dirty talk when bedding that Rat Thief in your party who's been teasing you for months.

>>22124540
Make sure to give a good NPC greeting.

>Ah! It's you, the Hero of Daggertooth Pass! What can I do for you?

>>22124555
That’s just a fact of life if you’re running a tavern. You’re going to get all sorts.
Only half related, but it occurs to me that lolibabas sitting up at the bar has got to look rather comical.

>>22124492
What I meant to say is:

Which Monstergirls can you easily imagine in a comedic Gross Up Close Up scenario?

>>22124555
What if the meat they want on that table is you?

>>22124493
>Vegan
>Teleported to MGE world
>Get a cute Holst wife/become a Holst yourself
>Become a chef selling morally sound dairy products
Now hiring new couples to help out!

>>22124616
I'm not worried, that Fox Ninja from a foreign land who's been sitting in a dark corner will intervene! She'll say something cool and then kick their butts!

>>22124617
Why is the vegan part important? I dont get it?

>>22124626
u got small brain

>>22124626
Vegans don't drink milk because they claim that it counts as animal exploitation

love&peace

>>22124623
I want a lusty fox ninja to abuse her skills and rape me

>>22124632
That's retarded

>>22124761
Just like vegans

>>22124584
If you touch her tail, does money come out?

>>22124761
>>22124775
It's retarded to try and reduce the amount of suffering you cause in the world? What?

Did you just want a (You)?

>>22124798

Cows are in pain if they don't get milked, how do you think your bladder works?

Can a Banshee rape me if we're both crying?

>>22124828
Uh, no. Pee is stored in the balls, retard.

>>22124798
Vegans demonstratably cause more suffering and pain than obligate carnivores do.
The farm land required to grow a vegan diet is larger than the land required for cattle to graze and for their feed to grow, if its non-GMO and/or non-pesticide grown the area required grows exponentially to account for loss of crop, both grazing pastures and crop fields for feed are home to thousand of animals and many times that insects and removing or or adjusting the soil to vegan crop requirements actually kills most if not all of them as the enviroment has been ruined for them and the crops grown can't sustain them.
Ultimately the price of grazing pastures and feed crops is more than outweighed by the wildlife it sustains and promotes whereas converting any of it over to vegan growth actually harms the enviroment especially if it's for more mundane food stuffs as the tillers will dig deep enough to kill even the moles and ground insects that live in the field otherwise happily and safely.
Veganism PROMOTES suffering and is overall unsustainable to boot and that's just in good croplands. Try it anywhere where the cropland is only good ranging into poor and its flat out land exploitation and breaks the farmers that have to grow it.

>>22124882
Vegans only exist because their ancestors ate meat anyway

>>22124882
Why do you think "vegan" food is any different from what typical meat eaters are consuming, animal products aside? You're just making some massive generalizations here without any actual sources.

Not all vegans stuff themselves with onions, heck, a lot of them develop an allergy to it a few months in.

>>22124901
There's a world filter for s o y to onions? Why?

>>22124901
Ebin

If MGE China is filled with tigers, bears, monkeys, and some others and MGE Japan is full of Foxes, dragons, snakes, and even more, then what is MGE Korea filled with?

>>22124905
To get past the basedboy spam

Yeah it's really fuckin' stupid because when you 1:1 word replace everyone knows what you mean anyway, desu sempai

>>22124925
>Haetae - lion with scales and a horn on its head.

Hmm

Let a slime into your life today!

>>22124959
Boomerang~
Boomerang~

>https://youtu.be/IdyXKJ8NcNI

A Lizardman/Salamander: "ALL MAN, ARE KINGS." *draws blade

Order Paladin: "IF HE BREATHES, HE'S A THOOOOT!!!!!"

>>22124901
Here ya go. I did all the legwork for you and the sources are in the pastebin. Read up, murderer.
>why do I think vegan food is different
You need more variance in your vegetables, fruits, and nuts. The more common and accessible types leech the soil of more nitrogen than things like alfalfa, corn, and basedbeans and require more fertilizer as a result which can raise the acidity in the soil especially if its manure of some stripe. To boot their root systems need to go deeper to properly establish themselves. This alone kills off any chance of ground dwelling mammals and most ground-based insects not to mention the deaths of any of those during the tilling itself. If you want a source go look up the growth specifics of all of the above listed and farming practices therein. The increased cropland and farming increases the energy costs, water consumption, and overall produces more greenhouse gases. In fact several studies, one of the bigger ones being a Carnegie Mellon study, show the higher the plant matter increase in diet the more impactful on the environment it is. Findings range from showing that lettuce on a per calorie basis produces as much as 3 times the amount of greenhouse gases than beef production does for some nice points to look for and to give a better idea on what the issues with a vegan food production causes.
http://pastebin.com/RrzW81E0

>>22124983
Is this a copypasta, am I being trolled, or are you just delusional and cherrypicking? Because I looked through your supposed sources and found very little to support your claims, rather some outright denying them, and a quick google search backs that up further.

Honestly wouldn't be surprised if you're a little nuts, aggressive anti-veganism dudes are generally pretty desperate for some reason. Not much point continuing such a discussion with somebody so clearly biased, regardless, so back to monster girls.

>>22125012
I honestly have to ask if you're retarded or just can read. If you actually read them the bare minimum you'd come back with would be the knowledge that the more you shift diet towards plant matter the higher greenhouse gases rise. You'd genuinely have to be illiterate to not pick that up off the preface of the first one.

>>22125012
Fanatical meat eaters are just as retarded as fanatical vegans and think they're better. He's just spoiting bullshit.

>>22125012
>vegans a vorefag to

>Oi oi, what are you knuckleheads fighting about?

>>22125056
Vegans being vegan

>>22125071
I like meat and stuff
I mean forcing the world to go vegan would damn most of the 3rd world wouldnt it?

>>22125082
Okay... were off topic as it is, I'm gonna need you to explain that one

>>22125082
Vegetarian with good animal welfare is way more achievable and realistic than being vegan anyway. Eggs are an easy source of protein and the amount of cows could be cut down by drastic amounts.

Ettins are great! They're like two party members rolled into one!

>>22125087
Countries that rely on meat products and have low consumable vegetation
Not to mention hunter cultures that thrive on meat

>>22125096
Interestingly, theres a group that believes going vegan decreases the need for cows
And in turn less cows= less methane in the atmosphere

I'd rather fuck orange slimes. The ones that like to tickle you and make you feel better just by touching you.

>>22125104
You telling me cow farts are a factor in global warming?

>>22125115
Not him but its proven that methane production from cows is a small but noticeable factor in climate change.
Likewise, its proven shit like lettuce and greenhouses are about 3 times as worse with their own forms of GHGE.

>>22125115
*embarrassed holst noises*

>>22125115
This entire conversation is off topic but the methane produced by cows comes from burps do to how ruminant animals have to chew their cud to help digestion.

So seeing as we are on the topic of vegetation
What sort of crops would you grow in mge land if you went the farmer route?

>>22125160
Figuring out away to grow Corruption Fruit outside of Pandemonium would be nice. I like the fact it allows monsters to absorb essence though their skin at a much higher rate.

>>22125160
All kinds

>>22125160
Prisoner fruit and couples fruit that I'd sneak in to the food supply at random.

>riding the bus
>see the cutest goth girl you ever laid eyes upon
>go sit behind her
>she turns halfway to you so she can check you out and smiles, causing your heart to skip a few beats
What species is best for this kind of feel?

>>22124617

>humans are in the wrong for not rolling over and letting the new demon boss steam roll them, their humanity and their culture

Is this argument against MGE Monstergirls true or not?

What argument and lore bits do you use when you see this type of argument on why Monstergirls are bad?

>>22125466
some people just hate change even if it they benefits them, like an ingrain irrational fear.
thats why if mge entered the real world I feel there would still be significant push back even from the kind of guys who would most benefit from it.

>>22125420
Undeads, Will o Wisp specifically, I mean they literally look Victorian gothic.

>>22125476
People also dislike decisions being made for them. Sort of like that part didn't burn off during childhood for some reason.

>>22125511
>People also dislike decisions being made for them.
I'm not one of those people,

Tallflat is a body type as well you know! its not all about bountiful bust and butt

>>22125518
>Tallflat
too dangerous for me.

>>22125420
Vampires

>>22125522
Why? there is nothing for you to suffocate on!

>>22122029
God I wish that were me.

>>22125531
I'll give you one name
Kikunojo
boy did I dodge that bullet, sadly those into "tallflats" did not

what about a snek pit full of needy lamias?

>>22125594
what happens if she does in fact find a live snake in the guys pants?

>>22125597
First she will wonder how it got there without him noticing

Still need that story of the wheelchair bound girl that becomes a wurm

>>22125597
>>22125604
I feel like lamias would just as afraid of snakes as people.

>>22125604
Who says he didn't notice it? You don't keep snakes in your pants to keep them off the streets and out of your boots?

>>22125605
Give me the rundown.

>>22125597
like an animal snake
or a tiny lamia that yells at her that she found it (his penis )first.

>>22125613
No! what if they are poisonous? or worse,fall in love with me?

>>22125613
Reminds me of that video of the cat sitting on the snake.

>>22125594
I would rather have an ancient lolibaba Shirohebi kidnap me into her own spirit realm and never let me go.

>>22124576
You have to be careful though. If you get heroes walking in, you have to be prepared. https://youtube.com/watch?v=EWv4T6EIuLI

>>22125597
Inb4 the three people who've watched Ninja Scroll make this weird..er.

>>22125646
Hey I'm one of those people and I don't feel any need to bring up girls whose lips are venomous poison.

>>22125522
>>22125518
>>22125531
I like my shorties flat and my tallies busty.

>>22125651
Which pair of lips was that again? Is it too late to avoid how mamanomambalam mana turns toxins into double freaky aphrodisiacs?
Inb4 people describe what they'd do with: prehensile penis, electro-jizz, wheelbarrow nuts, shadowdick, and jizzsplosion venom.

>>22125677
You seem well versed in toxicology.

>>22125615
It was something along the lines of wanting to move under her own power again, and having a decent personality that would make a good dragon

>>22125618
Then you just have someone suck out the poison. See? >>22125623 even animals know it's just the right thing to do.

>>22125677
>electro-jizz
You have alerted the Raiju.

>>22125029
Sandworms aren't vore-you can tell because vorefags are attracted to hellhounds and cheshires for some reason.

>>22125739
>Sandworms aren't vore
Least intelligent post of the day award.
Also inb4 “but they don’t hurt you” as though that isn’t what a major sect of vorefags is all about.

>>22125686
Yeah, I blame Hatterfag's talk of Wonderland. If he and Pslimefag pop-up at the same time, there'll be pixels everyfuckingwhere.

Gives me an odd idea.
>be ninja tasked to defeat the 4 mamono of Kimon
>your only allies are a Gremlin mission-control, and her Kunoichi test subject as your partner
>since all of the toxins trigger penis transformations, you've been drafted
>learn all of the freaky ways you have to treat triangle-face-every-poison-ever ninja girl to obtain power-ups
>use dick-confusion for fun, profit, and saving the univer-- er shitty corrupt feudal Japan
>all transformations come with weeb special effects
>for a limited time offer, whenever you get smacked up, auto-monologue invincibility will be enabled
>act now!
Admit it y'all, you'd play it just to see your dick glow, stretch and yell "Kamikamiha" as loudly as possible.
>>22125721
All accordion to keikaku, man. All accordion to keikaku.

>>22125750
If sandworms are vore, then why do vorefags ignore them and focus on hellhounds? Checkmate atheists.

>>22125762
I've heard of cursed revolvers but this?

>>22125750
>Least intelligent post of the day award.
Because girls don’t have balls, their pee is stored in the breast’s!

>>22125780
Not him. Holy shit that is really specific and obsessed. I've got no stake in this one, but why the hell aren't vorefags into Sandworm? Most other mamono don't even fit. Giantess Hellhound wtf? Even the premise is schizo, especially when Sandworm is already huge.

>>22125780
>why are vorfags irredeemable retards
The world may never know.

>>22125825
Because the humanoid part doesn't eat you, obviously.

>>22125815
>how to make even a wurm facepalm

>>22125793
Wait til you see the Cursed M2 Browning.

>>22125845
Ah, now it makes sense? Wait. Nope ... I don't even know if you're joking at this point. Fucking why, internet?

>>22125876
Your only mistake was trying to understand them.

So what thou can expect with the music industry under monstergirl control?

Nearly all songs will be lovey dovey centric sugary sweet songs of how and why a monstergirl loves her husband/boyfriend. Also hurt and comfort songs about finding a lonely human man and making him happy through love and marriage.

And also boy bands... So many boy bands comprised of young teen aged and or young twenties pretty boy singers. Basically also expect way more boy bands and male idols than female idols and girl pop bands appearing.

>>22125780
Because they’re one of the most popular girls in MGE by a massive amount, thus attracting more people and inevitably more loonies.
Same goes for Cheshires.

>>22125902
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2RqpizanmHY

>>22125876
Vorefags are snufffags deluding themselves

>>22125910
I'm still surprised Cheshires have as much futa art as they do.

>>22125902
>mamono control the music industry
I'll give it a whirl. It becomes mandatory to play country music songs backwards. Every usage of the term "train" in blues songs takes on sexual meaning. Fortunately for the genre, all blues songs are about trains. Mashed_Potatoes_Johnson.jpeg Mamono rap takes over the rap genre. The music is mostly the same, but the rate of police officer marriages and usage of the term "skeet" skyrocket. Jazz stays exactly the same and retains its level of popularity. Classical and folk music stay exactly the same, but now you can get laid playing it. Pop music is about the feelings of teenage girls and how they want boys -- so no change there either. No one ever manages to finish performing a rock song before getting raped. Surprisingly, no one complains about any of this. Except the jazzbos, but they were going to complain anyway.

>>22125972
I’m not
I remember the shit that was truckercore

>>22125950
This
They throw an shit fit about the snuff tag being added to vore things
>the fetish is about eating, not about killing people!

My wife is cute.

>>22125518
>No butt
Unless they are a Sabbath member then they need a sizable ass at the very least.

>>22125762
Sauce?

>>22126008
I had a guy send me a thing trying to explain the fetish.
Ended up hating it even more and having to explain that people usually call a scene mothers swallowing their sons whole with their only concern being about moving house due to the fact she ATE HER SON, snuff

>>22126023
Monster drawthread

>>22126057
Wait,kiki looks too purple today!

>>22126038
No I don't know where your rubber duckie is.
>>22126066
Mastah has some trouble with his vision. Rest at ease, Shokiki will make it all better.