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Don't disturb the leaves.

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>> No.22184977

What monstergirl would most help a man suffering from intense dissociation/uncontrolled daydreaming?
i want off this shitty nightmare ride and back to earth

>> No.22184995
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22184995

Mornin'

>> No.22185007

>>22184777
>blank subject field
https://youtu.be/ImnsZdOfDGA

>> No.22185056

>making the thread early
>no subject field
Lurk before posting

>> No.22185064

Pregnant lamias yay or nay? especially CC echidnas

>> No.22185131

>kikimora playing video games on the couch
>wearing tracksuit pants and dirty t-shirt
>her human butler brings her a cup of hot tea
>"Here is your tea, miss Kiki. I already did the laundry. and the dinner should be ready in an hour."
>"Thanks Anon, I have no idea what I'd do without you."
>butler Anon smiles and says "I am here to serve you after all, Mistress."
>kiki maid wakes up screaming and drenched in cold sweat from this terrifying nightmare

>> No.22185184
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Tsuraras at the beach!

>> No.22185212

>>22185064
The answer is yes.
That goes for all girls.

>> No.22185220
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>> No.22185222
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22185222

How big you like your girls?

>> No.22185240

>>22185222
My waifu is nine feet tall.

>> No.22185245

>>22185184
>I'm sorry ma'am, I don't speak vodka

>> No.22185251

https://pastebin.com/Z3ue0Qpe

What's your favorite Monstergirl fairy tale?

>> No.22185266

>>22185222
big enough to rape me. i don't deserve the same rights as a monster so i must offer my body to the biggest, strongest monster i find.

>> No.22185269

>>22185222
Below 150cm

>> No.22185271
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>>22185222
8'

>> No.22185284

>>22185222
Tall enough that I can suck her tits while standing.

>> No.22185295

>>22185222
8ft is my max

>> No.22185300

>>22185245
Tsurara-chan is saying
>I don't think this is a very good idea

>> No.22185304 [SPOILER] 
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>>22185222
100 feet

>> No.22185313

Cool upperclassman type monsters.

>> No.22185337

>>22185313
that are pregnant slobs who hate clothes and is always naked, sweating from furious sex/masturbation, leaking cum out of her pussy, wet messy hair, long dick-grabbing tongues hanging, huge tits that are lactating without any outside influence, drooling like crazy for her incubus plaything to return home so they can have primal retarded sex on the floor.

>> No.22185386

>>22185222
No more than 310 cm.

>> No.22185416

>>22185313
Big tittied class president types.

>> No.22185437
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22185437

Petting an Ushi-Oni's belly is like sticking your hand in a beartrap.

A sexy, sexy beartrap. That traps dudes.

>> No.22185442

Titania has cute feet.

>> No.22185444

>Be a normal 6 year old kid in MG elementary
>You start your first day in school
>You notice that almost every single kid in your class is already paired off with a young loli monster
>There’s a succubus, you think her name is
Sheila
>She’s swarmed by classmates, all crooning and congratulating her on her pregnancy
>A hugely pregnant stomach balloons out her 6 year old frame
>Her husband, a boy about your age, stands to the side shyly as the other boys tease him with that old tune about marriages and baby carriages
>Math class starts
>Sheila’s water breaks while you’re busy trying to figure out your multiplication tables
>She’s carried out by the teacher as her husband follows nervously behind, to a raucous chorus of whoops and cheers from the rest of the class
>You tell this story to your human mom and dad
>You’re not sure why they’re so horrified by it

>> No.22185447

>>22185064
How do you have sex with two lamias? Or heaven forbid three of them.

>> No.22185457
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22185457

I wish I was a scrawny pretty boy (but not shota) with a huge and strong wife.

>> No.22185462

>>22185457
I wish I was a big, buff dude with an even bigger and buffer wife.

>> No.22185484

>>22185444
Read the setting materials mongrel.

>> No.22185491

>>22185462
I want this but I would like my waifu to slip me a shota potion every now and again.

>> No.22185494

>>22185457
I want to have my normal fit body and a strongchunk jinko

>> No.22185501

>>22185484
I did. That’s how I know that monster girls reach sexual maturity ridiculously early.

>> No.22185508

>>22185462
That is respectable, but I personally find clear contrast more appealing myself.

>> No.22185524

>>22185222
At least a head taller than I am so at least 7'5".

>> No.22185529

bully ancient evils!

>> No.22185545 [SPOILER] 
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22185545

You suddenly find yourself cornered by this scary vampire. What would be the best course of action?

>> No.22185566 [SPOILER] 
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>>22185545
Give her a big hug

>> No.22185592

>>22185545
Let her find out the hard way that every chef worth his salt knows garlic is a mandatory aromatic for any and all dishes.

>> No.22185595
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Awoo!

>> No.22185603
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>>22185222
>tfw that manga got cancelled
Feels bad.

>> No.22185645

>>22185603
Not gonna lie. Tall and strong chicks with big knockers wearing clothes that can sometimes hide said knockers is really hot. It's the best form of tomboy.

The sort you might mistake for a man till her feminine voice and facial features give it away and you realize those pecs are much softer than you thought.

>> No.22185657

>>22185501
Read more retard.
>Q:What would monster girl do if she find human orphan?
>A:She will try to protect him or her, or even try to become mother. MGs will not pounce upon those who are wounded or weaken, and children who are too young to have sex. However, when the boy grows enough, they may marry continuously. And some species of MGs may try to monsterize the girl.

>> No.22185670

>>22185212
Do evil MG deserve to be impregnated?

>> No.22185686
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22185686

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/77101241

>> No.22185695

>>22185064
Yes please.

>> No.22185700

>>22185131
This is why you need to have your maid share your bed and not section her off in her own quarters.

>> No.22185703

>>22185670
Yes.
Perhaps moreso than normal monster girls so they cannot cause evil!

>> No.22185710
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22185710

Getting my full commission today. Here is a low res version until the better one comes in!

>> No.22185722

>>22185710
Nice jello wife man.

>> No.22185730

>>22185657
Oh is that why those two orphans from Fallen Maidens were monsterized. And why all those orphan boys started to have sex with them.

>> No.22185741

>>22185710
Incredibly good looking wife. Glad you've finally got something of her, you've been a dedicated guy the last few months and nice monsters deserve someone who loves them.

>> No.22185744

>>22185730
And by "them" I mean "all the monsterized orphans in that orphanage outside of the two girls"

>> No.22185772

>>22185710
Rare jello wife.

>> No.22185793

>>22185447
Could you braid three lamiae together?

>> No.22185865

https://i.imgur.com/b8Qssdh.png

>> No.22185866
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22185866

Honestly, I find slightly masculine/androgynous women to be particularly attractive. Even better if they can hide a girly body under the masculine clothes.

>> No.22185874

>>22185866
I said about as much earlier, albeit in a rambling mess.

I want to be felt up by such a woman, considering my scrawny physique.

>> No.22185880

>>22185722
Thanks for the kind words anon.

>>22185741
Yeah it is a really nice feeling getting her done finally. Really nice getting to see her in the flesh so to speak. Hopefully I can get even more now.

>> No.22185892

>>22185695
But why
>>22185703
anon that would mean her daugheru will continue the evil plan!

>> No.22185896
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22185896

>>22185874
Same. I want a Hellhound to manhandle me.

>> No.22185903

>>22185866
>masculine
turbo queer detected

>> No.22185913

>MGs will not pounce upon those who are wounded or weaken
Smug rapist monster's not gonna be so smug when she sees a man in genuine distress. Imagine Hellhound getting shocked when she finds a guy who got stuck in a beartrap and is considering cutting off his leg to escape.

>> No.22185914

>>22185866
>Even better if they can hide a girly body under the masculine clothes.
Excellent taste.

>> No.22185916

>>22185880
Yeah, the first commission is always really special. Hopefully you get more and it inspires more people with rare rives to follow a similar path.

>> No.22185940
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>>22185896
As warm and fluffy as Hellhounds may be...there are many options.

>> No.22185948

>>22185903
Not all of us are so blessed to have a neckbeard bod.

>> No.22185959

>>22185913
>Imagine Hellhound getting shocked when she finds a guy who got stuck in a beartrap
They'd be extremely fucking pissed. Once they got him free/patched up they'd probably go on a warpath.

>> No.22185963

>>22185892
Not if she keeps having daughterus!
Then she'll be too busy to be evil!

>> No.22185978

>>22185892
I love lamia girls and dream of holding a darling daughter in my arms some day.

>> No.22185982

>>22185940
Sharp teeth and long nails are a must for muscle girls

>> No.22185983
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22185983

>>22185940
A big strong wan would be my choice.

>> No.22185987

>>22185959
What if he was setting the bear trap and is just a fucking idiot?

>> No.22186007

>>22185959
You could always substitute that for a guy falling off a cliff in a landslide and breaking both his legs, leaving him unable to find help.

>> No.22186027

>>22185978
Miia get off the computer

>> No.22186030

>>22185959
>>22186007
Awfully gruesome. Just have him collapse from exhaustion in her territory. Or maybe fall in a snare trap.

>> No.22186036

>>22185963
Wouldnt that require constantly knocking her up? isnt that ya know,dangerous?

>> No.22186038
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>>22186027
But Miia is straight.

>> No.22186039
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22186039

eat ramen with a slug!

>> No.22186043

>>22186036
Only if you don't stay hydrated!

>> No.22186045

what are some clever things to put on sabbath t-shirts?

>> No.22186057

>>22185987
>be absent-minded hunter
>get distracted by a pretty butterfly while setting up a trap
>leg has a big boo-boo
>some kind of big black kobold shows up
>really big
>only reach up to her chin
>weird mutt gets me out and fixes my leg
>starts asking questions about what happend
>tell her it's the butterfly's fault
>she leaves and comes back in an hour with a papillon, looking scared out of her wits
>"So, is this her? What do you want me to do?"

>> No.22186058

>>22186039
i'm eating ramen right now while drawing! for free.

>> No.22186060

>>22186045
Still Fresh.

>> No.22186061

>>22186027
I really wish I could waifu Miia, but with another anon so dedicated to her, it feels wrong. It doesn’t help I have the creativity of a bagel.

>> No.22186068

>>22186060
what species would wear this?

>> No.22186075

>>22186068
probably a barometz

>> No.22186083

>>22186045
I'm legal in dog years.

>> No.22186086

>>22186068
Sounds like something a plant type would wear, like Alraune.

>> No.22186090

>>22186043
For your knowledge i always drink water with at least TWO ice cubes,i think i can keep an ancient evil busy for a long time

>> No.22186099

>>22186090
Good.
She can't take over a country if she's got three daughters and two more on the way

>> No.22186100

>>22186045
"Coming Soon" right across the chest region for a nice double entendre.

>> No.22186120

>>22186068
Fish types.

>> No.22186131

>>22186099
Twins wasnt part of the plan!

>> No.22186138

>>22185710
Can't wait, anon. Got any idea what your next commission might be?

>> No.22186151
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>> No.22186169

>No gremlin NEET to play mech games with along with the loli bodied scout model automaton and golem she has.

>> No.22186192

>>22186120
sahuagin would wear this, she is a *fresh*-water aquatic species after all

>> No.22186201

>>22186100
imagine a holstaur wearing this, lmao

>> No.22186202

>Nuraihyon sneaking into homes pretending to be a smokes-er-spokesperson for a TDA Security System

>> No.22186205
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>> No.22186243

>>22186202
Jokes on her, either someone breaks into my house and kills me or becomes my wife!

>> No.22186246
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>>22185603
>tfw shes a big spoon and has a "Sif" mode
at least the artist wants to do more

>> No.22186301

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, get snug this fall, its time to train your comfy in preperation for winter.
I recommend small girls like loli ignisis or loli yetis are a good place to start.
Shortstacks if you feel ready for intermediate comfy levels

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>>22186301
Why? Big girls make way more sense to me.

>> No.22186338

>>22186322
That's the advanced comfy sessions, no man can handle such a sense of relaxation and peace.

>> No.22186341
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>>22186246
I really hope it gets picked back up.

>> No.22186347
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>> No.22186353

>>22186347
Why do you have the rope holst-chan?

>> No.22186358

Cosmic rape is the best kind of rape.

>> No.22186365

>>22185916
Yep I really am looking forward to getting more. Also probably gunna get the artist of my first to do another one as well. She was really nice despite it being my first.

>>22186138
Debating between a lewd nude one or another portrait.

>> No.22186369
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>>22186338
Oh yeah? Watch me.

>> No.22186370

>>22186341
fug i hope so, also i wonder what wolf chan smells like

>> No.22186371

>>22184777
Nice subject dumbass

>> No.22186375

>>22186353
Sometimes you have to hogtie 'volunteers' before the bull riding competition.

>> No.22186380

>>22186205
ouch.

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>>22186060
>>22186120
>>22186192

>> No.22186394

>>22185222
4 or 8ft

>> No.22186396

>>22186045
"Mint Condition" for a proper plant type? I dunno if any plant girls are minty though.

>> No.22186410
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>>22186083

>> No.22186421

>>22186410
whoops i messed something up on this one. eh, i'll fix it later

>> No.22186436

>>22186045
"Flat Rates" for tanuki

>> No.22186440
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>>22186100
>>22186201
i think this one's the funniest of the three i drew.

>> No.22186443
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>>22186369
Big Yetis are martial arts masters who have learned all 702 ways to cuddle and are stronger than a Siberian Jinko, you are not ready

>> No.22186451

>>22186396
alraune have mint-colored skin so it can work

>> No.22186473

>>22186440
Holstaurs are natural oppai lolis anon.

>> No.22186484
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>> No.22186489

>>22186473
>Q:Sorry to ask so many things. Since Holstaurus have considerably big breasts, at about which age do they start developing? At a rather young age, no
>A:There are individual differences, but they generally start to budge around Kindergarten age, so they'll already be oppai-loli during elementary-school.

>> No.22186502

>>22186045
The early bird gets the worm could fit a thunderbird.

>> No.22186506

>>22186384
i love this

>> No.22186511

>>22186365
I'd say lewd since you're getting a portrait done. Any artist you had on your mind to commission next?

>> No.22186516

>>22186384
>>22186410
>>22186440
Nice.
Does anyone have the Devil one

>> No.22186531

>>22186511
Good point. Maybe a full frontal nude then. No idea on the artist. Willing to take suggestions though if you have any.

>> No.22186534

>>22184777
I bet she's like those moss thingies in Hollow Knight that disguise themselves to look bigger.

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>>22186396
>>22186451

>> No.22186554
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>>22186516
there's no devil but there's a demon one, though

>> No.22186555

>>22186384
>>22186410
>>22186440
This is rather funny actually.

>> No.22186591
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22186591

>>22185337
>retarded sex
The best kind

>> No.22186609

>>22186554
One with a dragon when?

>> No.22186612

>>22186410
So that's how voldy gets away with it...

>> No.22186624

>>22185730
If it doesn't say how old the orphans were then they were whatever the age of consent is for (your) country. Checkmate amigo

>> No.22186638

>>22186555
You mean Cute and funny, right?

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Local dungeon boss not so smug after getting knocked up

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>>22186436

>> No.22186650

>>22186638
Sure, sure.
>>22186643
This one looks sinister, though.

>> No.22186664

>>22186643
Excellent.

>> No.22186713

>>22186555
Frankly, it’s spam.

>> No.22186720

>>22186641
>”Well, now what?”

>> No.22186723

>>22186713
Shut the fuck up

>> No.22186734

>>22186723
Make me.

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22186737

>>22186713
Cry about it.

>> No.22186739

>>22186624
>I'm so desperate I literally make stuff up to suit my reality
Lol

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>>22186502

>> No.22186752

>>22186531
>tfw almost every single artist I'm following on twitter has commissions closed
Those were the expensive ones anyways and I'm not looking to bleed you dry, Pslimefag. UnusualDan did a hakutaku request on /d/ a while back and I think he did her justice. Critnuke would also be another though I'd say he's probably more at home drawing kitsunes. Shop around is the best advice I can tell you this were the artists I saw on my feed that didn't have closed commissions

>> No.22186753

>>22186609
come up with a clever pedo joke for dragon and i'll consider doing it like i did for the other anons.

>> No.22186754

>>22186743
is there hellhound yet, or did I miss it?
make moar, they are funny

>> No.22186757

>>22186739
>I whine about things in a vanilla Japanese fantasy hentai
PS. go back to discord faggot

>> No.22186761

>>22186743
I've got two ideas!
>Wendigo with "Meat Lover"
>Wurm with "C is for Cookie"

>> No.22186765

>>22186489
Funny how lolifags hide behind this defense yet seeth and sperg when it's used to defend oppai lolis or adult versions of loli species. Standards what are those.

>> No.22186766

>>22186757
You're the one trying to insist there's no underage sex in the MGEverse.

>> No.22186770

>>22186766
Never have I ever

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>>22186754
holy shit, i actually do have a hellhound one stored somewhere in my PC, you're in luck!

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>>22186775
Holy fuck

>> No.22186784

>>22186753
Something like "Small body Big hoard"?

>> No.22186786

>>22186770
>Insists every orphan in Sasha's orphanage was legal age because they didn't specifically tell us their age.
>Denies it 2 posts later
Lol

>> No.22186790
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22186790

I love monsterization.

>> No.22186791

>>22186752
Thanks for the advice anon. Will do that. Plus like I said if i can always go back to the person I just commissioned from if no one else is open.

>> No.22186801

>>22186786
Okay then were is the proof they were underaged? I will not keep giving you attention unless you can find it

>> No.22186802

>>22186775
damn, scary smolhounds

>> No.22186815

>>22186347
Boy-wrangling is hard work, but somebody's gotta do it.

>> No.22186821

>>22186775
Tell me about the lolis, why are they so smug?

>> No.22186834

>>22186801
>Pulls something out of his ass
>"Where's the proof that I'm wrong?"

>> No.22186835

>>22186821
They want to rape you rapeatedly and they found their chance

>> No.22186837

Full Version of my commission:
Colorless: https://imgur.com/NkDQ1ND
Colored: https://imgur.com/Toc9Eay

>> No.22186846
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>>22186837
Nice, good luck on your next commission

>> No.22186848

>>22186837
Very nice anon, nuns are sexy.

>> No.22186849

>>22186790
Its the best. Consensual and non consensual both are hot to me.

>> No.22186856

>>22186837
Cute, who's the artist?

>> No.22186869

>>22186790
Do you think that girls that monsterize ever run off into the woods or the wilderness to start a new life following their instincts?

>> No.22186873

>>22184995
Good night!

>> No.22186875

>>22186837
Shame about that face though

>> No.22186877
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>>22186834
Like arguing with a religious person
>>22186801
Even when you think you're right you're still wrong.

>> No.22186881

>>22186846
Thank you!

>>22186848
They are aren't they? I just love the idea of lewd pure nuns so of course my waifu is one.

>>22186856
I think she prefers to go by Epson, but she isn't on twitter.

>> No.22186884

>>22186875
What face? Hers or the Parasite Slimes?

>> No.22186885

>>22186837
Nice. Mind uploading it to another site though? imgur lowers image quality.

>> No.22186892

>>22186885
Sure i am kinda new though. What site should i upload it to?

>> No.22186900

>>22186884
Hers, but as long as you like it, that’s all that matters.

>> No.22186903
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>> No.22186910

>>22186903
I’ve always liked this image. Nice color job.

>> No.22186914

>>22186903
Mmm, bacon tits...

>> No.22186918

>>22186903
Stained glass lamia

>> No.22186927

>>22186761
sounds extra cute

>> No.22186937

>>22186821
because they already onii-chan'd you the moment they first laid eyes on you.

>> No.22186940

>>22186914
What?

>> No.22186953
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>> No.22186985

Why do so many kikis seem to love skateboarding?

>> No.22187011

>>22186892
imgbox is the site wikifag uses and it doesn't seem to decline quality very much.

>> No.22187038

what grown-looking monsters have been officially shown as lolis?

>> No.22187051

>>22187011
Here you go. Hopefully it is better quality now.
https://imgbox.com/g/Ig3xENNY5P

>> No.22187072

>>22187038
On top of my head I only remember the loli unicorn from one of the Sabbath pics.

>> No.22187077

>>22187038
Holstaurs and Nerieds.

>> No.22187080

>>22187038
Level drain demon

>> No.22187097

>>22187038
Demon, oppai loli Holst, unicorn, dark priest, echidna, and youko are the ones I remember.

>> No.22187113

>>22187072
>>22187077
>>22187080
>>22187097
thanks. i got a list of t-shirt lolis to draw later now

>> No.22187119

>>22187038
The Slime Queen extra art has versions in it.

>> No.22187150

>>22187038
I think kikimora in MGE II extra art is also counted

>> No.22187173
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>>22187038
>>22187150
And yuki-onna in volume I extra art too

>> No.22187237

>>22187051
>Going out of his way to provide us with high res of his images
I was fine with the imgur I didn't even know it compressed images thanks again

>> No.22187307

>>22187237
No problem. I am just so happy I have to share.
I just hope the guy who uploaded my image to the wiki has the heart to make sure its credited to the right artist.

>> No.22187429

>>22186877
>no hard numbers
lol still wrong

>> No.22187464

>>22187429
>child
>/CHīld/
>noun: child; plural noun: children
>a young human being below the age of puberty or below the legal age of majority.
Imagine being this ignorant about the dictionary in addition to being this ignorant about MGE.

>> No.22187572

>>22185700
This. Use your maid as a daki

>> No.22187582
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22187582

Holy fucking shit they're not dead

>> No.22187606

>>22187582
He/she draw any more of her?

>> No.22187614

>>22187572
Use your maid as a bed and bathtub

>> No.22187632

>>22185700
He's going to wonder what kind of weird nightmare she was having if she was saying his first name in her sleep instead of "mastah", and she'll be too embarrassed to explain.

>> No.22187706

>>22187632
Shogs would be so excited when my brain breaks and I can conceptualize pronouncing their actual name.

>> No.22187907
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22187907

>Monstergirl: "I love that human boy who lives across the street!!!"
>The human boy the Monstergirl is talking about makes this face (refer to pic related)
>Monstergirl: "Ahhh! Oh no, that human boy is a creep! I don't like human boys anymore!"

Me thinks being a male yandere or looking creepy and disturbing, even if you're not a psycho at all. It may as well turn off Monstergirls in which they find you creepy with many red flags ahoy.

>> No.22187910

>>22187907
Why would you post this, at all

>> No.22187921

>>22187910
Ignore him. It's probably the demon lord's husband guy who is obsessed with guys from fire emblem.

>> No.22187932

>>22187921
It's really a shame as well. Tainted fe despite it having some top tier monsterization bait.

>> No.22187947

>>22187932
A lot of the girls are perfect for that. Lich Tharja, Lizard Lucina and Apsaras Olivia are obvious ones but there's so many more.

>> No.22188184

>>22187907
I think a number of them would be turned on in fact given a man would do so much for them to the point of madness.

>> No.22188219

>>22186940
That Lamia looks an awful lot like Hanako from Katawa Shoujo.

>> No.22188319
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22188319

>Hmph! Of course you don't get it! You're dumb! Boys are all dumb!
How do you respond?

>> No.22188340

>>22188319
Tell her that there are plenty of smart boys that have existed and still existed, like Neil DeGrasse Tyson and Benjamin Franklin.

>> No.22188343

>>22188340
>Benjamin Franklin
>guy who wrote about how older women are better lovers than young ones
Are you telling the little Haku to go home and grow up?

>> No.22188367

>>22188340
Tyson is a meme

>> No.22188373

>>22186410
>>22187582
Don't pet the dog
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eV_v_-s1VQ4

>> No.22188410

>>22188319
cry

>> No.22188418

>>22188373
>Don't pet the dog
https://imgur.com/p8M98aI
Give them a bone instead.

>> No.22188434

>>22188418
>https://imgur.com/p8M98aI
She can knick-knack my paddy whack if you know what I mean.

>> No.22188512

>>22188340
Neil smokethegrass tyson let all that science shit go to his brain too much, now he thinks he's some kinda genius or something

>> No.22188520

>>22188418
Kobolds are for litters of pups and womb bloating

>> No.22188564

>>22188520
Every MG in need of babies is for bloating, anon!

>> No.22188584

>>22188564
Well yeah big small girls the most!
Also the secretly perverted big girls

>> No.22188607

>>22188340
We must never forgive Franklin for his crime against electrical engineers and physicists. We still have to deal with his mistakes to this day.

>> No.22188614

>>22188219
That’s because she’s supposed to be her.

>> No.22188667

>>22188584
>Small big girls
Shorties? and arent all MG perverted in some way?

>> No.22188675

>>22188667
Shush, I had a stroke
And I’m talking advanced perversion, the sort of girl that WANTS to have her baby maker blasted till she looks pregnant

>> No.22188686
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>> No.22188691

>>22188675
Its fine anon,when you say small big girls i imagine stuff like vamp mosquitoes,poor woman will rarely be taller than hubby

>> No.22188701

>>22188691
That’s because I goofed, it should be extra perverted big girls that want to be bloated like the small ones

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>>22188675
>Shush, I had a stroke

>> No.22188730

>>22188701
Size shouldnt matter at all,if they wanna get jabberwock tier of degenerate lewding they should have it without questions,even if they look nine months big just from the filling

>> No.22188731
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https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/77104760

>> No.22188786

>>22188730
Well yes they should, it’s just a mattter of doing that deed and learning they want it.
After all, who would think that a huge, scarred lizardman would want to be pumped up like a fairy whose husband too manticore venom and made into a broodmother?

>> No.22188802

>>22188786
Even if they act tsundere saying no but her body saying yes?

>> No.22188816

>>22188802
Especially in such circumstances, it’s downright demanded

>> No.22188847
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>> No.22188866
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>> No.22188876

>>22184977
Mindflayer

>> No.22188883
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>you wake up to a hellhound currently raping you and she sees your awake and humps you faster
what do you do?

>> No.22188889

>>22188816
But what if it's something like a manticore? I don't think she will take it without a fight or that you can tail impregnate her

>> No.22188905

>>22188889
She may deny it but either her hips will move on their own or her tail will keep sucking while she ‘fills out’

>> No.22188913

>>22188883
Cry and beg her to stop. I want to be pure for a pure monster, not have my purity and innocence taken away by a nigger dog

>> No.22188914

>>22188883
Slap her ass and call her mommy.

>> No.22188915
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22188915

Which flavor of fox do you prefer?

>> No.22188916

>>22188866
What's she so happy about?

>> No.22188921

>>22188905
Glad she will run out of poison spines eventually,else we wouldn't see the daylight for months plus I am a massive slut for mofucores,she will have dozens!

>> No.22188929
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>>22188915
Purple and loli.

>> No.22188930

>>22188916
She's pregnant.

>> No.22188937

>>22188930
Congratulations!

>> No.22188939

>>22188921
Just be ready for the hormones and her very gravid baby bump

>> No.22188951
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>>22188915
Ara ara

>> No.22188969
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22188969

Ahhhh, fresh meat~

>> No.22188971

>>22188915
electric, water, and fire are my favorite foxes. i can't decide!

>> No.22188975
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>>22188914
she'll be taking away your human rights now.

>> No.22188979

>>22188971
so jolteon, vaporeon, and flareon?

>> No.22188981

>>22188969
Is this a Diablo reference?

>> No.22188991
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>>22188981
Yes

>> No.22189005
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>> No.22189011

>>22188939
That means a lot of belly rubs,eating odd meals and buy long loose dresses?

>> No.22189017

>>22188991
I see, so I haven't lost my touch. At any rate I'm still LOOKING FOR BAAL

>> No.22189028

>>22189011
Along with sex in secluded areas, yes

>> No.22189042

>>22189005
Is she going to steal my heart?

>> No.22189048

>>22189028
Such as under the table on a busy restaurant? Tailpussy and all that

>> No.22189074

>>22189005
Is that her Persona 「TURN TO STONE」?

>> No.22189090

>>22189048
Under the table, behind a tree, in a seat at a play/movie

>> No.22189204
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>> No.22189207

>>22189204
What a sad sack! I'm taking her to see Joker.

>> No.22189241

>>22189207
That desperate to get past the singles policy, huh?

>> No.22189251

>>22189207
>banshee rises up and corrupts a bunch of women in the cinema into monster girls

>> No.22189278

>>22189090
This sounds like it'd make a good song.

>> No.22189288

>>22189241
I'd have taken my mom but she had to put down her dog and is too broken up to go. A dead mommy will do.

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>>22189251
>Can't you see we live in a society?

>> No.22189302

>>22189288
Jeez, dude.

>> No.22189313
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>>22189302
14 years was the average age to die for that breed, don't worry about it.

>> No.22189404
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How much does an oni's paycheck go to alcohol? And where does she get it anyways?

>> No.22189415

>>22189404
The elemental plain of alcohol.

>> No.22189476

>>22189404
>Oni
>Paycheck
Don't they just take it? They're Oni. They can also brew it themselves.

>> No.22189479

>>22189476
Oni moonshine will shred your liver

>> No.22189484

>>22189479
You don't need it anyway.

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>>22187606
I fell asleep she looks new, unless one of his other characters changed hairstyles.

>> No.22189540
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I wanted to make this tale shorter so I could include this image in my post, but it started going on for too long and changed a bit in the end. Have a pastebin instead.
https://pastebin.com/rCqKfDgp

>> No.22189547

>>22189540
Not sure if wholesome...

>> No.22189556
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>>22189547
Don't worry anon. Alices are 200% pure and make for perfectly wholesome stories.

>> No.22189564
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>>22188929
Good taste.

>> No.22189573

>>22189556
I'll trust that smile.

>> No.22189582

>>22189556
https://imgur.com/a/Go77cPq
Not sure if I believe you.

>> No.22189590

>>22189582
That's Hornii-chan's and Hornee-chan's fault, you see.

>> No.22189617

>>22188915
Floofy flavor

>> No.22189624

if you were recording footage of a monster-inhabited forest for 24 hours just to see the shit that goes on in the forest later when watching the video, what would you find in the footage?

>> No.22189640

>>22189624
A misunderstood extra kuu Mantis helping a loli Solder Beetle get an apple from a tree.

>> No.22189645

>>22189624
Grizzly-Chan napping

>> No.22189647

>>22189624
Fucking nothing.

>> No.22189654

What do the HairSnakes do while your loving the Medusa?

>> No.22189658

>>22189573
>Tail wagging
>Hands hidden
>I'LL TRUST THAT SMILE
Anon...

>> No.22189698
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>> No.22189711

Monstergirls are hyper-lustful. Combine this with the fact that they can't have human brothers or sons (biologically, anyway) and also that sister/mom stuff is reasonably popular amongst humans.

Bro/son-themed things, I conclude, would be ludicrously popular in MGC. It's one of the few fantasies an MG could have that would be legitimately impossible, to have a biological son or brother.

The 'human brother is adopted into family' thing would be common amongst all media aimed at MGs. Brocon and soncon stuff would need their own dedicated sections at every bookstore. Sabbath weirdos already have a giant big brother fetish and their shitposting wars with MGs who prefer younger brothers would be legendary.

Calling most any MG 'okaa-san' would be a guaranteed flusterer.

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>>22189711
>It's one of the few fantasies an MG could have that would be legitimately impossible, to have a biological son or brother.
That's sad.

>> No.22189749

>>22189624
>Cold autumn night
>Watching cameras that I've set up through the forest
>Hoping to catch a sighting of the rare and elusive ara~ ara~ wendigo
>Only ones ever seen are married and I want to find a wild one
>After hours of sees white horns prancing around playing tag
>Yetis hugging trees thinking they're dryads
>Plenty of married wendigos and their daughters having picnics
>And even an ice queen going for a nightly walk
>After what feels like days I'm prepared to give up and go to bed when I notice a tall shapely figure with horns
>I think it's a white horn for a second but idea is thrown out quickly when I notice she doesn't have a deer lower half
>Figure turns around to showing herself to be wendigo and unmarried due to the lack of a cloak
>Start taking notes as I zoom in with the camera to get a better view
>Then she notices the camera and runs out of it's view
>Suddenly one by one cameras start going dark and their screen replaced with an error message
>Run to barricade my door but it's too late as I can already hear the knob jingling and then banging
>Thank the Demon Lord that I remembered to lock my door as I open my window and escape into the night
>Hear door break down just as I get outside and begin running
>And then I ran, I ran so far away I just ran all night and day
>But I couldn't get away
>Feel something grab my ankle and drag me to the ground
>Look back to see red eyes staring back at me before dragging me into the darkness
>Months later, after my wedding with my new wendigo waifu, I try show my colleagues my findings but they are dismissed as the wendigo in question is my wife and I just staged it

>> No.22189849

>>22185222
>>22185457
>no big, strong woman to pamper me, gently scold me and be a male tsundere towards
I'm not even kidding I'm legit mad as fuck right now. I want to break something.

>> No.22189896

>>22189749
>Ice Queen goes on night walks
Does she listen to doomer music and drink cheap beer too?

>> No.22189899
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>> No.22189962
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>>22189711

Would anyone find it weird if their waifu suddenly wanted you to call her 'okaa-san' or 'nee-san' during sex?

>> No.22189985
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22189985

You've got mail.

>> No.22190069
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22190069

>"Monster Girls but in modern not!America!"

>> No.22190086
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http://imgbox.com/g/iX5vWD2qMa
Wikifag here, this week's new additions add up to 93. They've been taken from Twitter, Pixiv, Gelbooru, Danbooru and dA.
This concludes the weekly report.
New Images start here: http://imgbox.com/9RmVLJie

Should be done with the russian stuff by next week's update, currently at 297 new images.

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How old is too old for you, anons?

>> No.22190102

>>22190088
No such thing.
In fact it makes me even more aroused if her age has triple or quad digits.

>> No.22190106

>>22190088
An upper limit is unnecessary.

>> No.22190185

>>22190088
as old as the pyramids at the very least

>> No.22190214

>>22190088
seven googlplex years old.

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>> No.22190247

>>22186775
i want a loli hellhound to threaten me with a police call unless i let her fuck me!

>> No.22190249

>>22190246
I'm wondering if it would be safe to stick my cock into this creature.

>> No.22190267
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>>22190246
Alp-san would be a lot more attractive if she didn't dress herself at the thrift store.

>> No.22190285

>>22190246
Sauce? Google, saucenao and iqdb ain't helping

>> No.22190295

>>22190246
Sauce?

>> No.22190307

>>22190285
>>22190295
Google "MGE Ask VK"
I'd give the link myself, but trying to submit it triggers a "Our system thinks your post is spam. Please reformat and try again." message

>> No.22190313

>>22189749
If you were trying to capture a Wendi, why would you run?

>> No.22190340
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>>22190307
>The one time I don't check VK and they post something

>> No.22190361

>>22190088
Source?

>> No.22190385

>>22190361
https://mssucb.tumblr.com/
Also has a twitter link of which is on his tumblr

>> No.22190400

>>22190385
Danke.

>> No.22190402

>>22190385
>tumblr

>> No.22190413

>>22190313
He just wanted to watch.

>> No.22190418

>>22189540
Give me more Alice lewd stories or give me death!

>> No.22190427

>>22190418
Uh I wrote https://pastebin.com/mhrbcHKg a bit ago but never posted it.

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>> No.22190480

>>22190069
Why is this not deleted yet?

>> No.22190504

>>22190480
Advertisers don't care, so jannies do nothing.

>> No.22190512
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Pat the fox.

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>>22190512
No

>> No.22190544

>>22190535
Worst fox.

>> No.22190573
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Posting superior Tamamo

>> No.22190582

>>22190573
Dumb granny.

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>>22190573
Posting even more superior Tamamo

>> No.22190588

>>22190573
Cute granny

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22190663

Well? how do you respond?

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Oni onee-san.

>> No.22190675

>>22190663
I don’t use social media.

>> No.22190677

>>22190663
Only my mother and father knows my number.

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Wonderland, not even once.

>> No.22190695

>>22190663
Send her a dick pick, my address and a challenge.

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>>22190086
Been a lot of new MGE content as of late. Though unfortunately 90% of it has been garbage, there's still quite a few gems in there. Keep up the good work, Wikifag. You will be rewarded with lots of cunny on the Day of the Rape.

>> No.22190700

>>22190663
Is it possible to make a manticore cum by only using her tail?

>> No.22190701

>>22190573
I want to hug that granny

>> No.22190711

>>22190696
>Day of the Rape
You have to go back.

>> No.22190729

>>22190711
Well I suppose it technically isn't rape if you enjoy it. Still though, lots of monster girls are gonna force themselves on men when those fictitious portals open

>> No.22190746

>>22190696
What are some of the good ones?

>> No.22190749

>>22190729
/monster/ is not welcome here.

>> No.22190774

>>22190681
Hey! It’s a shitty remake of another shitty comic!

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>> No.22190808

>>22190794
She's honestly the only good MGE cosplayer to date

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Hey man I upgraded your friend.

>> No.22190814

>>22190663
I don't even know what this is referring to, facebook?

>> No.22190821

>>22190814
https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/i-showed-you-my-dick-please-respond

>> No.22190829

>>22190811
Pretty nice but we need to go bigger

>> No.22190837

>>22190811
She's needs brains not boobs.

>> No.22190859

>>22190837
She already got enough

>> No.22190866

>>22190837
She can supplement the lack of the former with an excess of the latter

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Doughragon!

>> No.22190882

>>22190866
I suppose dumb girls are cute. But so are smart girls.

>> No.22190885

>>22190877
Wonderland is soft

>>22190882
It is.
Cute dumb BOOB girls

>> No.22190892

>>22190885
Big dumb tomboys with HUUUUUUGE boobs.

>> No.22190901

>>22190892
They are for treasuring and taking as brides.

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How would each baphomet act as a maid for a day?

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>>22190906
Runya would fall asleep on the job and you'd have to poke her to get her going again

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>>22190901
What are big dumb gyarus for then?

>> No.22190957

>>22190946
Impregnating so they have to deal with their classmates looking at the baby bump

>> No.22190960

>>22190921
Runya is a diligent young woman who just happens to have mana-induced narcolepsy.
This just doesn't work very well for her because she's a magic otaku.

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>> No.22190973

>>22188319
I think its time you teach me then... in the dark without clothes.

>> No.22191003

>>22190946
Reverse mating press.

>> No.22191007

>>22190906
Marune would be very doting and sweet despite her to small maid outfit struggling to contain her massive chest. She would of course also be clueless to how sexy the outfit looks on her and the sexy things she does like use her own breast milk as the milk for your meals.

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>>22184777
Fuck trees.

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>>22190946
A good time.

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>>22190582
>Dumb granny

>> No.22191039

>>22190906
kurofufufufu will try to act like those naughty maids or something. you know? the one's that trap you in a room with their butt with they bend over try to dust or put clothes in the washer? the kind that doesn't wear anything except those aprons and maid head bands or something and bring you your breakfast while you're in bed? the kind that takes all her clothes off and rips your clothes off and rapes you and you become her butler because she had enough of onii-chan being a dense pure-boi

>> No.22191047

>>22191029
Gyarus are cute!

>> No.22191055

>>22191012
but then they'll keep me as their husband

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>>22191055
Yes and?

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>> No.22191108

>>22191073
i'm a free man. i only want sex and nothing else

>> No.22191120

>>22189962
>implying I wouldn't call her that already

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>>22191108
Sex is nice, but have you tried having a loving partner who treats you like the treasure you are?

>> No.22191136

>>22190749
they wouldn't be here if americans weren't stupid enough to think taking 8ch down will stop terrorism

>> No.22191150

>>22191132
no, because i won't get to have sex with hundreds of other monsters that are super sexy and ready to fuck on-the-spot like me.

>> No.22191151

>>22191132
I'm going to not use a coaster in front of a Kiki!

>> No.22191158

>>22191108
Mge is not for you then.

>> No.22191180

>>22191132
It's already hard enough to find a partner who treats me like disgusting filth that I am, this sounds like too much effort.

>> No.22191197

>>22191132
i want a waifu who can shape-shift into any monster at will and i can experience fucking all 217 monsters.

>> No.22191203

>>22191197
Thanks to polymorph potions i think literally all species can do that.

>> No.22191206

>>22191203
no, i want polymorph as an ability for my waifu, not a depletable resource.

>> No.22191215

>>22191206
its magic. its infinite.

>> No.22191218

>>22191206
Sounds like you need a very insecure doppelganger. Just never acknowledge her true form, and she'll be whatever you want.

>> No.22191235

>>22191203
>manticore using polymorph to turn into docile species but remaining as dominant and aggressive as usual

>> No.22191236

>>22191215
really? a liquid in a bottle?

>> No.22191243

>>22191218
so if i acknowledge her false forms, she can keep her morphing powers but if acknowledge her true form, she loses it? sounds too risky.

>> No.22191247

>>22191235
>becomes an alice

>> No.22191254

>>22191243
They only lose it if you prefer that true form.

>> No.22191262

>>22191235
Exactly. Some many possibilities.

>>22191236
A liquid in a bottle created through magic yes.

>> No.22191270

>>22191262
how do you concoct a polymorph potions?

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Touch the squid.

>> No.22191333

>>22190906
>Bapho-sama
Cheeky yet skilled maid, lots of teasing about being a "pervert loli-loving master"
>Kuroferuru
Cleans only surfaces that she has to bend to reach, lazer-sharp focus on getting dicked
>Momonika
Loves it, does the maid act to the letter and wears the skimpiest maid dress available. Will ask for a repeat.
>Shirokuto
Unbelivably smug, performs really well but with a permanent smirk on her face. Likely to tease you as well.
>Runya Runya
Pretty much lazes around you while waving a duster around, interested only in cuddling and napping
>Ropurotto
Two steps into your house she drops on all fours and presents herself to you, going commando obviously. No cleaning will get done, in fact things will probably get very dirty
>Marune
Only one with house-keeping experience, will do a great job but will also be very, very distracting. Maid dress will remain constatly at the verge of bursting open
>Grelia
Insists that she doesn't have time for this. Will do a good job nonetheless, and will even give you a massage if you ask. No happy endings, p-please discuss that sort of thing with the witches!

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>> No.22191393

>>22191203
I thought polymorph only allowed monsters to disguise themselves as human, not as other monster species.

>> No.22191401

>>22191333
I feel like Runya would make an honest effort, but every time you go to check on her she’s passed out over some piece of furniture.

>> No.22191424

>>22191393
It's largely unresearched because it's rarely needed.

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>> No.22191448

>>22191393
Polymorph the spell =/= polymorphing potions.
Potions can have a wider variety of effects, and more potent ones, but are nearly always temporary.

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Who's that pokemon?

>> No.22191485

>>22188991
Artist?

>> No.22191501

>>22191448
>mershark disguises herself as a vanilla mermaid
>minotaur disguises herself as holst

>> No.22191513

Send help. I can't stop fucking thinking about Balrogs.

>> No.22191528

>>22191333
I wonder how marune would react to me flipping up her skirt and fucking her when shes bent over or me molesting her barely contained breasts while she works.

>> No.22191538

>>22191528
Probably welcome it.

>> No.22191552
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Remember to keep your snake warm during the cold months.

>> No.22191571

>>22191528
You'll attract a large crowd of her followers going
>Me next, Onii-chan! Me next!

>> No.22191614

Parrot harpies must feel pointless seeing as they have human voices

>> No.22191631

>>22191614
Anon, you're forgetting something.
Chocolate skin.
Brightly colored plumage.

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>Did somebody say "mofu"?

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>>22191660
No. No one said mofu. Go away. You're not welcome here.

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Danger: fearsome sea creature ahead!

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>>22191614
>>22191631
Now I got to imagine a pirate with his harpy waifu on his shoulder

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Warning. Birb.

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Alart.
Some sort of weird lion.

>> No.22191690

>>22191684
I want a manticore thats as THICK as a wock

>> No.22191699

>>22191675
>From deeper in your apartment comes "Who?"

>> No.22191701

>>22191684
I'd rather just have her wear denim shorts to show off her thighs and leave her big, meaty paws free.

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>>22191699
Who indeed

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>>22191711
What a rude kej, some ought to teach her a lesson

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>>22191711

>> No.22191755

>>22191538
>>22191571
Then wish me luck anons. I also hope one of them calls me a dirty oppai lolicon while molesting their breasts.

>> No.22191759

>>22191741
>John Joseph Kirby Jr. (1939-2019)

>> No.22191765

>>22191740
Who is this slut?

>> No.22191771

>>22191759
RIP

>> No.22191802

>>22191755
I hear you man.
I hear you

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>>22191675

>> No.22191860

Pizza Quest is live! Come get comfy. Or don't. You're free to decide.
https://fiction.live/stories/Monster-Girl-Pizza-Quest/PazCQwBNjw8myz54t/Day-2-Ongoing-/ETLffohjYWn5QQ8nE

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>>22191860
Pizza?

>> No.22191883
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i wanna mexican folklore monstergirl

>> No.22191884

>>22191759
Who?

>> No.22191886

>>22191883
Mexican here, that looks like a stupid random OC from DA, never seen or hear anything of that thing

>> No.22191888
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>>22191884
Lawyer who represented Nintendo when Universal City Studios sued them over Donkey Kong. The character Kirby was named in honor of him.

>> No.22191934

>>22191886
it's a cactus cat, i read it was some folklore monster from mexico.

>> No.22191941

>>22191888
Well shit. I suppose it was getting to be that time guys was 80 or so afterall.

>> No.22191948

>>22191934
Seems like random article bait dude, also Cactos is wrong, it’s Cactus
>Not even The Chupacabras

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Momsters>Childhood friends
Try to persuade me why momsters aren't top of the food chain

>> No.22191967

>>22191948
But the only one who gets to suck goats is me.

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Heaven

>> No.22191970

>>22191962
Because I want a wife, not pseudo-incest.

>> No.22191971

>>22191948
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cactus_cat
yeah you're right, i checked and it isn't mexican. i guess the artist was wrong then. oh well.
are there any good actual mexican folklore monsters, aside from the obvious chupacabra?

>> No.22191982

>>22191971
We also have "La Llorona" but we have Banshees already, Mexico is more about stories and meanings, and less about creatures

>> No.22191983

>>22191968
imagine smell

>> No.22191985

>>22191962
Why would I persuade you to have a wrong opinion.

>> No.22191988

>>22191982
The skeletons seem more flamboyant.

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>>22191983

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>> No.22192019

>>22191962
Because you can train your childhood friend into being a monster so you can enjoy genki tomboy childhood friend period of your live before retiring to warm, caring, gentle, and devoted monster period of your lives because now that you guys had kids she's having empty nest syndrome and that act of being a mommydom to you eases this for her.

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>>22191983
Like fresh laundry.

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>>22191983
What do you think a rata tail smells like?

inb4 tree nuts

>> No.22192047

who gets what they want more? the human husband or a monster wife and why?

>> No.22192052

>>22192037
Moist damp foliage and dirt because squirrels drag their tails everywhere.

>> No.22192053

>>22192037
Faintly of Pine-Sol

>> No.22192055

>>22192047
Thats more an individual basis.

>> No.22192062

>>22192047
By percentage? Monster. All they want is a husband, sex, and kids and once they have a husband the last 2 come with the deal.
By the numbers? Husband. The man gets a wife that's all the numerous shit men want in their wife.

>> No.22192082

>>22192062
I mean I think it's more individual. All i want is a women who wants to have kids, wants to have sex, and absolutely loyal. All monsters fill that so for me we equal in wants attained.

>> No.22192092

which sabbath branch is your waifu a member of?

>> No.22192108

>>22192092
both would go Marune.
Cheshire because she wants to get a bigger chest and Jinko because she wants to see if her chest looks even bigger as a loli.

>> No.22192116

>>22192037
That tail is big enough that she could wrap it around herself and use it as a halloween costume.

>> No.22192122

>>22192092
She's not an official member (since she's usually adult), but she associates with Shirokuto's.

>> No.22192127

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, get ready to get your locally grown pumpkins.
The Marune branch ones are nice and firm despite their size while Alraune ones make great pies

>> No.22192130

>>22192037
Imagine her trying to wake you up in the morning because you fell asleep on her tail again and she's trapped

>> No.22192131

>>22192092
my waifu considered joining kurofufuru's sabbath because she needed some sort of therapy for her genetic disability that prevents her from being a nymphomaniac like all the other monsters. but soon she realized that if she fixed her self, the hellhound instincts would kick in and she'll sexually harm me. she didn't join for my sake.

>> No.22192132

>>22192092
Marune because I am a massive pailolicon. Also because she already has a massive chest that probably wont change with a loli potion.

>> No.22192139

>>22192127
I don't do pumpkins anymore because last time I carved pumpkins I ended up shooting at a kid with my bow, don't worry that shits legal here, every night for 12 nights till I hit him because fuck trespassers trying to smash my property to pieces no matter how temporary that property is.
Now I do hunting cams I disguises as shit because I can make them do fairly spooky animals calls when something moves or make them set off lights.

>> No.22192153

>>22192139
>pumpkin smashers
invite a black friend over so you can call it in as a hate crime :^)

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>> No.22192161

>>22192139
>I ended up shooting at a kid with my bow, don't worry that shits legal here
I'm not blaming you, Anon, but did you ever call the authorities? At some point during the 12 nights the police or his parents have to step in to either ground his ass, smack him upside the head or put him in a cell for a night

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>>22192092
Runya Runya

>> No.22192193

>>22191971
I don't know shit about Mexican folklore, but axolotl girl would be nice.

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>> No.22192235

>>22192037
a freshly printed paper!

>> No.22192237

>>22192092
The main branches aren't crazy enough for Wonderland.

>> No.22192249

>>22192153
I'm native I can already do that. Besides the only black guy I know would sit the kid down, ask him his parents number, and call them not the cops while giving him a lecture on being a man. He gave a house burglar he walked in on his mcdonalds and $100 because "he looked like he needed it" before ousting him politely. I'm not sure I could get him to file a hate crime.
>>22192161
Every damn time but catching someone on my property after they started doing shit is hard. It's just clear open space in all directions then heavy forest with a road on one side. Anybody you chase has a head start to reach the trees or road and if you really want to catch them once they've gotten that far you have to do an actual canvas of the forest. Likewise, once they hit the road it's just a straight shot out of here so you'd have to do a car chase. Cops show up and you can see them coming for literal miles so the kid runs off towards the treeline and hides in the forest till it's safe to leave.
Turns out he bet literal money with his buddies he could do this and get away with it and he didn't want to lose a few hundred bucks so he kept trying. I could have gotten the 4 wheeler and/or my guns out and got him their way or let my dogs chase him down but I figured me shooting my bow off my porch like a crazy guy would scare them off.

>> No.22192302
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What's your waifu gonna dress up as Halloween?

>> No.22192339
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i just learn that eels have a second jaw behind their first one, used to pull in their food after the first jaw grabs latches on to their prey

>> No.22192344

>>22192249
Out of curiosity, what’s your favorite species/ what’s your wife’s species? I bet they’d appreciate a man that protects his home like that. Good on you.

>> No.22192373

guys, what do i do if my snail gf contracts leucochloridium paradoxum?

>> No.22192379

>>22192339
>Eel wife is giving you a blowjob when you suddenly feel her somehow suck your cock even further down her throat
>Afterwards you ask her what that was and how she did it
>She just giggles to herself and bats her eyes at you
>"A girl can't reveal all her secrets~"

>> No.22192382

>>22192373
call a lich

>> No.22192384

>>22192373
Take her to a doctor and put a hat on her so that harpies don't notice.

>> No.22192407

>>22192373
kill myself because my waifu is gone.

>> No.22192433
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They saw your _______

>> No.22192436
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>>22192302
what would an ushi-hellcorephomet dress up as to be extra spooky?

>> No.22192438

>>22192436
A humangirl.

>> No.22192443

>>22192433
fleshlight collection!

>> No.22192449

>>22192438
nah, witches made that less scary throughout the years. angels are the new killer clown phobia trend!

>> No.22192451

>>22192379
This is why I like humanized xenomorphs. Double succ is the best.

>> No.22192453

>>22192344
Holsts. If I could I'd have a whole herd of holsts to help out with the farm.

>> No.22192458

>>22192382
>>22192384
These. Then teach her not to eat literal shit off the ground anymore.

>> No.22192464

>>22192443
It's surprising how cool people are with that sort of thing these days.

>> No.22192466

>>22192458
can she eat ramen bowls? (just not the soup cuz it's high in sodium)

>> No.22192476

>>22192466
Broth without sodium is heresy.

>> No.22192477

>>22192453
Sounds lovely dude. Right on.

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>>22192339
Do loli unagi joros have transparent skin?

>> No.22192557
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>>22192466
KC sez that whatever a human can eat can a monster girl eat too.

>> No.22192569
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Some spiders float along with their gossamers in the wind. But some spiders don't need web sails, they float with magnetic fields.
Fancy that!

>> No.22192576

>>22192249
>native
>bow
i chortled

>> No.22192585

>>22192569
So you’re saying I can bully a spider by turning on the microwave?

>> No.22192598

>>22192585
You fool! She is Magneto!

>> No.22192627

>>22192598
Looks like my wooden gun will finally be of use!

>> No.22192637

>>22192576
I hunt. A lot. I also own plenty of guns to. Bows just mean I have access to both rifle and bow hunting seasons, my neighbors don't get angry at me for firing on my own property as often, and the low chances that a slug would even go far enough to hit someone are non-existent with my bow even if it is a 90lb draw. You also foul less meat on larger game with arrows because the calibers used for hunting wreck up the meat with cavitation and fragmentation.
You want a native meme I embody though I fish like it's an addiction. I could be hosting guests and if it rains I'm kicking them out, grabbing my rod and box which I keep by the door for this very reason, and I'm out of there and on the way to a nearby river or lake within 30 seconds. I'll see at least 8 others just like me who did exactly the same thing. One of my neighbors who does metal work won't even bother taking off his welding leathers and I've caught him launching from the dock with his respirator on his waist more often than not which means he just whipped his helmet off and ran mid-weld or mid-grind. I'm not even good at it or like most fish or anything it's just how I was raised.

>> No.22192667

>>22192637
Sounds like my dad. Fucking loves to fish. Sadly wasn't for me though. Also didnt learn we were native till his bio mum found him.

>> No.22192695

>Newest Monster Girls: Ocelomeh / Apri 6, 2019
KC has forsaken us. I at least hope that game is good.

>> No.22192703

>>22192695
Seeing as we are getting updated designs for every old monster added then i would say worth. Thats not even including the potential CGs which are sure to come with it. My biggest worry is that it never gets translated.

>> No.22192719

>>22192695
i won't be playing the new pokemon games so i hope whatever KC is developing, it'll sate my desire to play a large-scale monster JRPG

>> No.22192721

>>22192557
Oh come on, you know that’s not what he meant. What he’s trying to say is that too much salt isn’t healthy for anyone

>> No.22192733

>>22192695
>Still no fluff dragon god tits

>> No.22192756

I haven’t heard about Quantum Wurm lately. Did her QPUs get misaligned or something?

>> No.22192775

>>22192733
>still no ultra domme panther goddess tits

>> No.22192779

>>22192756
she didn't press the A button 0.5 times.

>> No.22192783

>>22192719
play shin megami tensei or dragon quest.

>> No.22192792

>>22192783
dragon quest is not a monster jrpg, it's a vanilla jrpg

>> No.22192804

>>22192792
He's clearly implying DWM

>> No.22192805

>>22192756
She became schrodinger's wurm. She doesn't exist unless someone brings her up.

>> No.22192925

>>22190088
so old that her brain actually hit memory limit and started erasing for new information

>> No.22192956

>>22188951
Dat upgraded Senko

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>> No.22193237

>>22193207
Has science gone too far?

>> No.22193241

>>22188951
i want to give her a big kiss.

>> No.22193243

>>22193207
I'm not sure if "SNU SNU" or "horse pussy!" is the correct response here. HORSE SNUSNU, maybe?

>> No.22193244

>>22193207
That arrowhead is huge, and that lance is just way too big.

>> No.22193347

>>22193244
Oh boy if only you knew they have another "lance" and "arrowhead".

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I've been off the grid of about a week, any MGE updates I missed?

In return, take this Jaguar that no one can understand.

>> No.22193420

>>22188969
>>22188991
I can't believe what she did to poor Wirt.

>> No.22193426

>>22193407
no, but i got my first commission done.

>> No.22193429

>>22193407
>In MG alternate history, instead of the Conquistadors conquering South America, it was the Conquistadors who were conquered by big strong jungle cat girls.

>> No.22193441

>>22193347
I'm actually surprised it's not visible. Bug usually makes that shit 100% visible even if its just a bulge.

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>>22193347
God fucking damn it, I thought it was just a one off pic and you made me reverse search it for the rest. Some of those pics would have been amazing if it wasn't for the "lances".

>> No.22193447

>>22193407
Shog doujin came out.

>> No.22193460

>>22193441
>>22193444
I legit read elrk for the story and not even interested in the sex scenes.

>> No.22193465

>>22193207
You dare bring that series here of all places?

>> No.22193477

>>22193460
I genuinely like the idea up until it hits the sexual bits.
Any child born is an orc no matter what but the orc genome is somehow super flexible and adoptive so any species is fair game, even robots, so its half orc/half whatever. Then you get hybrids so its half orc hybrid/half whatever and when that whatever is another hybrid shit gets fucky.
It's like how humans are the modifier in DnD and compatible with everything but now its orc x100.

>> No.22193488

>>22193465
See >>22193444
I guess I fucked up.

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I want to challenge Monster Girls to card games!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vxvv50WK4DA

>> No.22193531

>>22193523
Would elesh norn be an undead? She'd certainly be an extremist.

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>>22193531
All of the Monster Girls from Phyrexia would be pretty intense.

If you were lucky enough to be a planeswalker, all sorts of strange Monster Girl Planeswalkers would bump into you.

>> No.22193559

>>22193534
>get raped by a passing Horror
>trauma lights your Spark mid-coitus
>Walk elsewhere with a blue balled Horror now chasing you across the multiverse

>> No.22193570

There was that one idea about a innocent man being sacrificed to a "volcano god" only to be married to an ignis and several lava golems

>> No.22193591

>>22193570
Got to keep those Ancient Evils happy, brave souls all over the world, keeping incredibly powerful Monster Girls happy.

>> No.22193596

>>22193570
Stories lie that are fun when MG'S are around
Imagine the tying up a virgin maiden in the forest and getting her back with a note demanding a male.

>> No.22193610

>>22193570
If that happend to me im setting who ever ordered me in there on fire
Results or not, they still tried to kill me

>> No.22193632

>>22193596
"Leave a cute boy or an actual cow next time; there's no point to useless meat."
-T. Perflat Dragon

>> No.22193647

>>22193632
>useless meat
>a whole humans worth of unsullied meat
Just deliver a note to either bring more meat next time or a cute boy.

>> No.22193658

>>22193632
I would honestly leave a hentai bastard out of spite

>> No.22193664

>>22193632
The correct thing to do is to start a cult that worships her.

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Today I will remind them.

To marry Dorfs of course.

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>>22193677
I prefer draphs, but dorfs are okay.

>> No.22193688

>>22193683
Fear the humongous P Cup Draph breasts!

>> No.22193699

>>22193677
More like Dorks,

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>>22193688
Truly an aw aspiring thing to behold. Both terrifying and magnificent in equal measure!

>> No.22193724

>>22193683
If you were the healer in an adventuring party of shortstacks, would people make the assumption that you're just a dad looking after his daughters?

>> No.22193738

>>22193647
>Just deliver a note to either bring more meat next time
This feels like it's just asking for the villagers to misunderstand and bring her a fat female virgin instead of something she can either eat or "eat." That'd be hilarious from a meta perspective butterridying for the poor hummies.

>>22193658
She'd probably be fine with it. In her heart it'd be something like that comic with the elf loli and that fat fuck that didn't rape her but was just a kind father figure.

>>22193664
But where are the dicks, Anon?! A powerful ancient evil requires a powerful penis attached to a charming male to appease it! Also, cuddles! Your cult can't do that!

>> No.22193756

>>22193724
Some shortstacks have womanly looks despite the small stature that might prevent it, but its up in the air and depends on the viewer. Although definitely if its a group of oppai-lolis.

>> No.22193774

>>22193724
The muscles on the tank, the fact that they wouldn't look like you, their demeanor and the mage calling herself onee-san and acting like your wife would spoil that image pretty quickly. Proportions would usually be enough to differentiate between a child with tits and a woman without height, too.

>> No.22193791

>>22193658
Monsters don't care if someone's an ugly, fat old man as long as he really lusts for her. Monsters are attracted to people who are attracted to them, not looks.

>> No.22193802

>>22193774
>People get the impression that the mage really is your onee-san, especially when she makes you lunch each day, fussing over you despite you towering over her.

>> No.22193819

>>22193774
>muscled shortstack warrior
I want it anon. I want it so bad.
On a more serious not these all sound like great shortstack party members. Good job anon.

>>22193802
Probably even worse for him when she easily drinks him under the table despite her short stature.

>> No.22193828

>>22193738
That'd be an even poorer turnout. Fat's not meat its fat and obese individuals tend to have lower muscle mass than healthy individuals. If they wanted to half ass it like that they'd ship a muscle woman out to her instead.

>> No.22193833

>>22193774
I want to be the mage who obnoxiously rubs under everyones nose how much damage I can do.

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>>22193774
Then they start wearing those shirts, the kind you think they might be using to tell you something.

>> No.22193862

Now would Monstergirls have the same exact problems as elves do?

>https://youtu.be/E6J8mIugWSE

>> No.22193886

>>22193862
Nah, quick breeders won't suffer at all and their reduced birth rates rise with power so if they reach endangered levels of population count they'd be races powerful enough to not have to worry about dying and reducing the numbers further. Even more once you give them husbands and the manaloop takes place and the chances of them dying, ever, drop off drastically.

>> No.22193888

>>22193819
Thanks Anon, but it's hard to screw up a shortstack party. We've done the tank and mage already, but consider also the drill-haired oujo fencer in the classy yet sensual corset, the cleric whose patron God is Ares so she's really more like a berserker with Smite and puppy dog eyes and your rogue who's actually the biggest in the party and has to use literal magic chest bindings so she'sstill slim enough to squeeze into tight places. Then imagine what happens when someone casts Dispel Magic on her.

See? Cake. Oh yeah, also imagine your alcoholic Christmas cake teacher at the Healslut Academy who also happened to be a shortstack. You basically can't go wrong.

>> No.22193890

>>22193833
That's how you get raped by your shortstack party anon.

>>22193843
To act dumb or not is the big question.

>> No.22193894

>>22193791
>Monsters are attracted to people who are attracted to them, not looks.
Sounds potentially heartwarming.
>man in a house fire
>he gets out alive, but gets heavily scarred from all the burns
>he thinks he became hideous from this and covers his face all the time
>monstergirl takes an interest in him
>it takes a lot of time to convince him she loves him, but in the end she succeeds and he reciprocates
>when she sees his bare face for the first time, she looks at him like he's the most beautiful man in the world

>> No.22193910

>>22193890
>To act dumb or not is the big question.
Not for me. I would 100% play dumb until they snapped and raped me or it seemed they were about to give up or lose interest. I am an asshole, but presumably they love that about me.

>> No.22193940
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Little cyclops girls!

>> No.22193943

>>22193910
How can short stacks rape anyone? If they run at you you can just do that thing where you put your hand on their forehead and their arms just swing wildly out of reach. You could also just pick them up and put them on a really high shelf. Or use your superior stride length and casually walk away. Or hang them up on a coat rack by their horns.

>> No.22193958

>>22193943
Superior numbers, monster strength, and pure cocklust. Your cute little windmill trick, for example? That only works if they don't knock your elbow or knee in and it also sets you up for a throw.

>> No.22193967

>>22193888
They are all such good picks. I have no idea which one to choose!

>> No.22193972

>>22193910
Yeah I do like the idea of them snapping something about shorties snapping and going rapecrazy is really good.

>> No.22193985

>>22193958
So, are the shortstack as dense as their new strength would imply? Cause if not you can still punt them around, pick them up, hang them off shit, etc. All the strength would do would give them better leaps but against it's just a matter of whiffle batting them aside because they weight like 40lbs.

>> No.22194143

>>22193985
That kinda thinking is gunna lead to shortstack rape.

>> No.22194170

>>22194143
I'll go down kicking and power wedgying if that occurs I assure you.

>> No.22194184

>>22194170
Your resistance only makes their nipples harder and pussies wetter.

>> No.22194241

>>22194184
Good. Purple nurples will be easier to apply and the wedgies will strain me less due to reduced friction.

>> No.22194243

>>22194241
Both of these actions will result in a lewd 'AHhhn~'

>> No.22194269

>>22194241
>He thinks this will actually do anything but increase their horniness and arousal.
I feel sorry for your pelvis.

>> No.22194270

>>22194243
I'll just have to get out the sandpaper grip gloves and jalapeno juice then.

>> No.22194644

>>22192695
RPG Maker games do nothing for me, so I'm disappointed by definition.

>> No.22194658

>>22192695
How many times do I have to spell it out?
>releases profiles in Winter and Spring
>goes silent during Summer
>releases profiles again in Autumn

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https://youtu.be/dyUbSm25ax8

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>>22193683
Damn Kuvira is a giant by draph standards.

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>>22184777

>> No.22194738

>>22193531
Elesh Norn would be Beyond the petty idea of life or undeath. She's an explorer in the vast reaches of EXPERIENCE.

>> No.22194755

>>22194704
Kuvira seems like the kind of girl who'd mercilessly tease me.

>> No.22194776

Marry Jinkos!

>> No.22194781

Playing video games with an Anubutt

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>>22194776

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>>22194781

>> No.22194869

>>22194865
I said video games, not bedtop games!

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>>22194869
My bad.

>> No.22194892

>>22194865
Now THAT's a big girl

>> No.22194907

>>22194892
Or a super manlet!

>> No.22194925

>>22194892
>>22194892
>>22194892
>>22194892

>> No.22194936

>>22194865
Getting caught is part of my plan!

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>>22194907
Rude.

>> No.22194981

>>22194865
>wait a minute, this isn't smash bros!

>> No.22194986
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Marry foxes.

>> No.22194988

>>22194890
what if they all had sex on the couch with you haha

>> No.22194993

>>22194986
Why does it that fox have the dark sign?

>> No.22195025
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>>22194986
Marriage is scary even if it's monster girls.

>> No.22195027

>>22194988
Would kill your pelvis but worth it.

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>>22195025
It's not that bad.

>> No.22195035

>>22194988
Maybe if you lost they would fuck you as much as they wanted.

>> No.22195048

>>22194986
Not THAT fox though

>> No.22195124

>>22191036
>granny fox lives in a shrine at the end of your block
>since you’re the youngest bachelor in the neighborhood she’s been coming to you for help everyday
>”Anon my wifey (WiFi) is broke, come help and fix it for me”
>”Anon how do I ‘burn a cd’? I’ve already tried with my fox fire but it just melted the cd!”
>”Anon my computer seems to be on the fritz again! Could you be a dear and help an old lady out?”

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>>22194865
Beware! The ultimate titty technique!

>> No.22195217

>>22195124
Somehow, old monsters that don't understand modern technology are really adorable. Gonna teach an old fox how to use a computer, then mating press her through the floor.

>> No.22195219

>>22195217
>You will never troll a self proclaimed all-knowing Owl Mage that radios are powered by tiny fairies who live in the box and create sound

>> No.22195274

>>22195219
Don't bully them like that, Anon. No matter how tempting it is...
>"O-Of course there are fairies inside it. Everyone knows that."
>ask her how they get in there
>she turns beet-red in embarrassment, raking her brain for an answer

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fuck ratas!

>> No.22195305

>>22195124
Wouldn't be worse than my normal IT job.

>> No.22195315

>>22195298
I wanna make fun of her fat butt

>> No.22195334

>>22195274
What if MG tech really is powered by faeries?

>> No.22195336

>>22195315
Chunky ratas make excellent snugglers

>> No.22195359

>>22195336
She looks awfully smug and proud of her excessively lardy butt

>> No.22195368

>>22195359
Its because you're looking at it.
You've already fallen for step one of Rata-san's husband acquisition plan!

>> No.22195382

>>22195157
Nice

>> No.22195391

>>22191333
Greila is best, mostly because she chooses to be a bapho not for the sick tenets but for obtaining power and knowledge for science. She's likeable because of that personality.

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>>22195483

>> No.22195500

>>22195475
Bully her while she's vulnerable. Hopefully she'll forget about the hard time I gave her when she grows up

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>>22195495

>> No.22195516

>>22195500
Oh no Anon, puberty will hit her like a monster truck and she's gonna be commin' for you.

>> No.22195520
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>>22195506

>> No.22195522

>>22195516
Not him but Muscle dorks are worth it.

>> No.22195544

>>22195516
I hope my playful bullying really messes with her and she grows up to be a wimpy wan who's too shy and scared to use her monster strength

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>>22195544
Nah, she dropped the dork act because it gave her nothing but problems.

>> No.22195577

>>22195566
I preferred her dorkyness from when she was younger. Maybe I can convince her to speak with the Sabbath and go back to the good days

>> No.22195581

>>22195298
What happens if I don't?

>> No.22195606

Wearing a Shoggoth like a second skin so she can violate you in public with no one the wiser!

>> No.22195689

>>22195581
Well, they'll tell everyone that you're single and looking to mingle. Out side of the terrible rhyme that may not sound so bad, but you don't understand how extensive their gossip network is or how distorted the message will be by the time it reaches certain ears.

>> No.22195754

>>22195305
>IT anon working with nothing but CC MGs who don’t even know what a jpeg is
I give him a week before he snaps and either tells them off or rapes them.

>> No.22195756

>>22195754
Silly Anon I'm used to that already

>> No.22195766

>>22195606
What if I want her to do that though or I already fantasize about it?

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>> No.22195784

Slapping shirohebi asses as they walk past me on the street

>> No.22195795

>>22195784
Fat Snek asses!

>> No.22195799

>>22195754
>one particularly bizarre example of an ancient fox who could only work one e-card website but seemed to think the message input was a search bar
>open up your inbox to twelve valentines-day e-cards with dancing houris, with messages such as "how to clean a computer", "how to clean a computer SAFE", "how to fix a broken computer", "things young men like", "are my peaches ripe yet"

>> No.22195815

>>22195784
disrespectful gaijin. leave those shrine maidens alone!

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>>22195784
SLAP
FAT
FOX
ASS

>> No.22195828

>>22195799
I would just send them all back the same response to the young men like question. Then see how they each react when you go to help you help them.

>> No.22195843

>>22195784
you're gonna get burned to a crisp by that blue yokai fire stuff with their toilet paper wand thingies

>> No.22195909

>>22195784
>I will never be in the middle of a Shirohebi rape ball
And I was just having a good day too...

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How many shortstacks can one man carry, and what's the best way to do it?

>> No.22196031

>>22196017
The size of a harem is limited only by the love in your heart. Shortstacks are easy to love, so you can marry lots. Marriage should be done such that each girl feels special.

>> No.22196151

i'd marry a sylph

>> No.22196163

>>22196017
A shortstack harem would be fantastic, even if they aren't cows.

>> No.22196170

>>22196151
Good anon.

>> No.22196180

>>22196163
I would probably open up a dairy business with my shortstacks even if they weren't cows. Probably would have 3 cows at least though, but still all shorties are getting milked.

>> No.22196189

>>22196151
imagine wind circulating around your dick

>> No.22196200

>>22196017
one, marry her normally

>> No.22196215

>>22190877
BIG FAT VORE MONSTER

>> No.22196219

>>22196180
Same.
I want a manticore with HUGE MILKERS on her small but meaty frame

>> No.22196226

>>22196189
i'm more interested in having an amazing breeze on demand also i've already stuck my dick in a vacuum

>> No.22196234

>>22196219
Yep of course a manticore shortstack would be included. Same with a hellhound. Probably has an interesting taste and effects. Gunna sell it for a premium.

>> No.22196273

>>22196234
Seriously, give me a shortstack smug squad.
It'd be perfect.

>> No.22196288

>>22196215
But that's sandworm.

>> No.22196306

>>22196288
Sandworms are not vore.

>> No.22196310

>>22196273
Make em even smugger via impregnation

>> No.22196323

>>22196306
Sandworms ARE vore* silly auto correct.

>> No.22196329

>>22196306
>swallows you whole
>not vore

>> No.22196358

>>22196310
And that's grand.
A shorstack manticore with a huge baby bump, a kakuen with massive rear even for normal ones, a hellhound with milkers so massive she needs a custom bra.

Them and the cheshire will make it all great, especially with teleporting boob hats

>> No.22196464

>>22196200
How boring.

>> No.22196485

>>22196464
there's no other way to carry a shortstack.

>> No.22196505

>>22196226
did it hurt? how much did you cum from it?

>> No.22196510

>>22196017
One on head, one on each shoulder, one with each arm and one on dick so a total of 6.

>> No.22196573

>>22196358
Then you turn all their smug into pure satisfaction after filling them all with cum.

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>>22196151

>> No.22196588

>>22196505
I was 15 and it was a hose unit, most of the stimulation came from vibration and i did actually end up with a small cut on my shaft that i didn't notice till later. As a 15yold it was nothing impressive.

>> No.22196611

>>22196573
>Manticore is drinking through her tail till her middle is bloated out to extremes while cheshire and Kakuen just keep whispering in your ear.
>Hellhound is chained up so she doesn't ruin everything just by pouncing on you.

>> No.22196700

why do succubi want to marry me so bad? they can wait.

>> No.22196715

>>22196700
They can wait, just expect one to it beside you and "Jiiiiiiiii~" you into oblivion.

>> No.22196747

Moral dilemma here
>You are the lone priest at a monastery in the wilderness
>One day you are visited by a succubus
>She seduces you and convinces you it's your God-given duty to marry her, so that she doesn't cause mayhem elsewhere
>She moves in, dresses like a sexy nun, enjoy your new wife.png

>One year later
>A young Valkyrie comes to your monastery claiming to be on a mission to save a priest from a devilish succ.
>Your high-level wife immediately charms her into a potential threeway
>Your wife tells you she intends to corrupt the Valkyrie into a Dark Valkyrie, and she'd like your help
Would you allow your wife to corrupt the Valkyrie?

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Know the difference, it could save your life!

>> No.22196759

>>22196755
middle one is the cutest.

>> No.22196760

>>22196755
What difference is there? They’re all cute!

>> No.22196770

>>22196755
GREAT BIG EARS!

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>>22196747
Changing Succ to Slime carrier It would depend on if valkyries can be corrupted to dark slime valkyries.

>> No.22196827

>>22196774
The nomenclature gets strange with that because dark slimes are also a thing.

>> No.22196852

>>22196827
True. Maybe just a Slime Carrier Valkyrie?

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