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Would you treat your favorite 2hu well, /jp/?

>> No.22431030

>>22431009
why yes
better thqn most i like to believe

>> No.22431060

I wish my favourie 2hu would treat me well so yes

>> No.22431068
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>>22431009
She'd probably eat me in under 3 hours. I suppose this counts as a yes?

>> No.22431072

>>22431009
I appreciate my favorite 2hu so yes

>> No.22431077
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22431077

>>22431009
Obviously.

>> No.22431319

Of course I would, what an odd question.

>> No.22432780

>>22431009
Yes, better than most would to the best of my ability. I just don’t think she would care much for me

>> No.22432799

>>22431009
What prompts artist to draw this.
I would just stop halfway through and bin the whole thing.

>> No.22432898 [SPOILER] 
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22432898

I want to r@pe, abuse and beat up Tojiko!

>> No.22432905
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22432905

Doing best in life for her

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22433068

I would treat her well by treating her poorly

>> No.22433726
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22433726

Uhh it's more like a question of would she treat me well.

>> No.22434535
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22434535

What if your favorite 2hu took a bad fall and couldn't walk or move without help? Would you take care of them?

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>>22434535
Of course, what kind of monster wouldn't?

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>>22434535
haha
mind break rape time

>> No.22436760

>>22431009
Yeah, that's a given. Lot's of hugs, kisses, hand holding and taking it easy.

>> No.22437274
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22437274

>>22431009
My wife killed millions

>> No.22438880

>>22431009
id pretend to die from drinking too much, waiting for the moment my favorite,darling 2hu realizes that I might have actually died, I sit up and kiss her


only to nearly really die by her kicking my ass for making her cry

>> No.22438930

I'd be really nice to Yukari in the hopes she'll refrain from eating me and maybe even be nice to me

>> No.22442521

>>22431009
The question is how would she treat me

>> No.22447531

>>22431077
You're favorite 2hu has some nice titters, dude.

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>>22431009
Of course.

>> No.22448338

>>22438880
That is a weird fantasy.

>> No.22455002

>>22438930
Yeah that's not happening.

>> No.22455057

I would beat and rape my favorite 2hu Tewi every day!

>> No.22455384

I want Alice to teach me to sew properly and how to make dolls, and then we could make cute clothes and dolls together and have tea.

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22455705

how would relationship with nue chan be like

>> No.22456285
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22456285

I love my froggy wife.

>> No.22463092

>>22455705
She would turn you into an unrecognizable blob like the computer from I Have No Mouth and Must Scream.

>> No.22463241

>>22463092
i dont think she could do that
she can change appearance of things i didnt know what they are
i pretty sure i know what i am

>> No.22463303

>>22463241
No you don’t

>> No.22463312

>>22463303
you dont know me

>> No.22467995

>>22463312
Yes I do.

>> No.22468013

>>22431009
I'd call Seija a worthless fucking cunt while hugging her and never letting go, yes.

>> No.22468056

>>22467995
oh yeah ? whats my favourite colour then

>> No.22468659

>>22468056
Red. For every reply you receive.
It’s okay to lie. Tell me it’s green instead.

>> No.22469345

>>22437274
Your wife killed billions of my sperm with her tits, dude.

>> No.22469510

>>22469345
An average /jp/sie does that in a single day

>> No.22475336
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22475336

I don't get why would you treat her badly
Just look how cool and innocent she is!

>> No.22475367

>>22475336
looks like a fucking loser

>> No.22475483

>>22475367
Take that back

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22475526

Of course

>> No.22477157

>>22475336
Lmao look at this chuuni nerd

>> No.22484565

>>22475526
Bunny

>> No.22486870

>>22431009
>Mokou.
>Sakuya.
Yes.

>Mystia.
>Yukari.
Only so that they don't kill me.

>> No.22486878

>>22486870
You can't have more than 1 fave! that's cheating and the Yama will sentence you to 100 years hard labor!

>> No.22486886

>>22486878
I kind of like them all for different reasons though. But if I had to pick, I guess I would say Mokou. Who, yes, I would threat very well.

>> No.22486977
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22486977

>>22486886
¿¿¿???

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22489356

>>22486886
Only top and devastating emotional abuse like >>22486977 could be a "threat" to her.

>> No.22492243 [DELETED] 

>>22431009

>> No.22493229 [DELETED] 

>>22431009

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>>22434535
>or move
No hand movement. No LAN party.

>> No.22500225 [DELETED] 

>>22431009

>> No.22504247
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22504247

of course

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>>22493950
Who would do such a thing to sensei! I will carry her up the stairs even if it means death!

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22506764

>>22431009
As long as she doesn't dis my computer hobby.
She'll be treated well.

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>>22447531
Obviously.

>> No.22511270
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22511270

>>22431009
Yes
I'll make her the happiest mother in the world and do it a dozen times over

>> No.22511589

>>22506764
"Computer hobby" is ludicrously broad
Do you 3d print model warships for fun while studying new things every day or do you jack off to hentai every waking moment instead
There is a very big gap between those two
In any case, she probably doesn't even know what a computer is

>> No.22515150

>>22506936
Honk the bird

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>>22431009
Very much so, I want to make her smile.

>> No.22515768

>>22431077
https://youtu.be/VhC1ia46ACU

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