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>>22978336
>>22978336A2
Where were you when Coco became the chuuba antichrist?
https://twitter.com/akaihaato/status/1227940325362036736?s=20 lol
>>22978827I was sat at home eating smegma butter when sheep ring'Haato is kill''no' small voice
Ayame is back!
>>22978336PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY
coco ARK https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NxKui04aVSU
>>22978852fake news, I didn't see it on Asacoco
>>22978852Bullshit. we all saw her results, she probably google translated every word
>>22978859you, like, literally don't know japanese at all do you?
>>22978864>>22978859Anon...
>>22978859>>22978864It's her sister you monkeys.
>>22978859>>22978864Oh no
>>22978852As expected her English skills are better. Poor Haato.
>>22978859>>22978864I guess this happens when you only watch the retarded dragon
>>22978823With all those 100 viewers they manage to pull in? there would be more idolfags leaving the stream and never coming back than what the colab could ever bring.
>>22978854ah, I ahdastd.
>>22978873I legit didnt know she had a sister.
>>22978843I hope we won't have to wait a week for another stream.
>>22978864>>22978859How embarrassing.
>>22978889>>22978880>>22978874>>22978873>>22978871Welp, see you on the other side.
>>22978859>>22978864You fags could have at least hit the translate button.
>>22978859>>22978864do your fucking reps
The end of ARK is here.
>>22978859>>22978864Laughing at your inability to even look at the first four characters on the damned thing.
MMD version of Shion's "Chekera" question to Coco.https://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm36358538
>>22978921Thank fucking God, the only actual fun I had watching their ARK streams was from Pekora fucking up.
>>22978932シオンよ...
Fubuki playing the same shitty game as me!
Fuck idolfags and fuck idolfag peepo.
>>22978932Adorable.
someone is really desperate for a bite
So far has any girl other than Rushia had breakdown during stream?Even better if you have clip from it.
>>22978939>94man, that is sad, why don't the fujos love them?
>>22978932Coco is the friend Shion so desperately needs and none of you can convince me otherwise.
>>22978958several
>>22978958I'm pretty sure Rushia fakes most of her chimp outs.
>>22978936Is this a joke? Minecraft is 100x more boring than ARK.
>>22978964They're great, looking forward to more collabs.
Ojou talking so happily about anime makes me wanna watch anime again..
Has Rushia gotten cuter bros?
Ayame's fans are like a neglected dog that's super happy to see it's owner show up after a week's absence.
>>22978975Did she fake her flat chest too?
I'm gonna Switchually harrass this dragon.
>>22979000
>>22978964They hit really well together, I hope for more collabs too.
It's no fair. Fubuki has Skadi and Silverdad. FUCK FUBUKI.
>>22979035why is she playing dota
>>22978921This does look interesting. The Nether in Minecraft was pretty much only ever used to go from A to B in the overworld, usually via 2x1 or 3x1 tunnels at the top of the Nether. It's all you ever see when people go there. Now it has a proper use.The fact it has a new tier for tools and armor, netherrite, is interesting, and the new trading stuff and 3D biomes, but creativity wise there's a handful of new blocks at best like fireproof woods, few light sources. ot much really. The trading stuff better add something substantial or it will pretty much be seen as a "it's fucking nothing" update.There is a lot for them to do in Ark still, even if it does look like an ugly mess.
>>22978982At least it's a calming game and doesn't look like absolute shit
>>22979000>HappyLook at the dislikes. Ayame NTRing her fans on Valentines Day.
>>22979055>World made of blocks>Doesn't look like shitIt's 2020, retard. In what way does Minecraft look better than ARK? If you actually watched Hololive streams you'd know how much they praised ARK for being beautiful. You think it's cool to be a contrarian, kid?
>>22978921I hope so, kinda tired of that ugly ass game. I hope Animal Crossing hits well too.
Ayame has a pretty low powerlevel but not watching shounenshit is a good sign
>>22979054>at the top of the Nether...you mean you aren't supposed to build long floating bridges over lava..?
>>22979105That's only if you are a masochist.
>>22979005Her VA is at a D-cup.
>>22979058Look at the superchats.
Have the 4th gen gotta more love from their senpais compared to the previous gen?
>>22979058the likes have overtaken them
Dumb cat got what she deserved.
>>22979151For sure, except for that one person hanging out with the robot.
I don't know if I can trust Matsuri being near my cute retarded princess
>>22979190watame?
>>22979119Thought her VA was flat too
>>22979195Yeah probably.
>>22979201She's skinny as fuck, but quite busty for a jap.
>>22979195I think he means Towa
>>22979216who? the pink hair one?
>>22979238no, the purple one with the hat
When will Towa realize that in the Holo world you either suck the Dragon's cock or you die of irrelevancy? Even the retarded baby did a collab.
>>22979263Well if Roboco collab with Cocko, maybe Towa will
>>22979249Ah, Rushia.
>>22979263Towa still has self respect and dignity
>>22979263Towa-sama will have the last laugh when Coco is expunged from Hololive for going too far
hololive house Generalwhat do you think about the idea of coco having harem house?
>>22979263towa will rise once she gets up on stage
>>22979263Coco is too much for her low self esteem
>>22979263Anon, this isn't about collabing with coco anymore, Towa is far from saved she really need to bring something new or fresh to gain viewers.
>>22979294What would it even take for that to happen? She has gone so far as to put buttplugs in our girls!
>>22979263Coco is just your regular youtuber, once pewdiepie is back, she is done
>>22979312Does "Gathering a niche audience that longs for a 40+ to OL GF" count as a strategy?
>>22979317Yes because PDP appeals to all those japanese businessmen.
>>22979212No proof aside from her jokingly claiming it on a stream.
>>22979317>Coco collab with Pewdiepie There isn't even a language barrier here, and you KNOW she would take it if given the chance.
>>22979313wen coco to YAGOO Prezent Smile, Bat She say [FUCK YOU] big voice and INKYA ATACK
>pewdiepiewho?
>>22979303Coco already stole the wives of every Anon in this thread, so that's just the Hololive building now.
>>22979332
>>22979325yeah no, half her audience are english speakers
>>22979325Yeah! You like that dumb camgirl Melody! No way neither of them will ever be associated with our beloved Coco.
>>22979337A Swede who sales counterfeit nip merchs
>>22979337Werstern hikakin
>>22979312Towa need to play around with her character more.Too bad she can't use the loner schtick because PPT dip on that first.
>>22979332you can't say that anon
>>22979354Idk, the thing with watching sappy movies with her was kiiinda original in comparison to watching Jurasic Park or Dragon Ball.
>>22979352Wouldn't it be sad if Coco collabs with pewdiepie before AKUKINTV collabs with Hikakin...
>>22979354hitori bochi tenshi....
It's so weird listening to Luna and Matsuri when the one sound like a retarded child is the older one
>>22979327Plenty proof in her IG and twatter.
>>22979389Retardation knows no bounds bub
>>22979327Except she doesn't show too much. And flat girls on IG pad a lot.
Akua....
>>22979403What happened?
How would you save this smile?
>>22979413She got pregnant with my child.
EXPOSED
>>22979414By marrying her to Roboco.
are they going to grind again in the new map or what?
>>22979425ok Mea
>>22979428Great answer
>>22979427Big IQ exposed
>>22979446>>22979414Does she have actual horns underneath or are those just from her hat?
Why is she so cute today?
>>22979466ARE YOU IMPLYING SHE'S NOT CUTE ON OTHER DAYS?
>>22979466She's always cute
>>22979263
>>22979468Yes
>>22979392There's no proof she's D-cup. And a lot of flat girls pad on IG.
>>22979079The ps2 looks are absolute shit by today's standard.
>>22979478small fack
>>22979414always watch her using at least 5 unique IPs
>>22979079They are all playing at Minimum graphics yet still praise the game
>>22979479I take it as you missed those swimsuit pics.
bros i missed ayame's stream...
>>22979503中の人 stuff are trash.
>>22979518I pity you
damn, korone got toxoplasmosis
>>22979554No wonder she's gay
How does Flare stand playing at 5 FPS on her potato
>>22979595She's already said it's only only the viewer's side, not on her side.
>>22979079wasn't minecraft just a copy from an old pc game?
>>22979595Upgrade your toaster PC.
>>22979603It's supposedly a 3D version of terraria
Compiled the English answers from yesterday for those too lazy to go through it
>>22979595She must be streaming tru wifi or something.My dumb oneesan is so cute.
I can't believe Coco never heard of Oblivion
>>22979613thanks!
>>22979639She was a riajuu at the time that game was big.
>>22979603Some shit game called Infiniminer that went open source and Notch used some of it to make MC.No doubt there is still 5 people on /v/ that will go apeshit if you mention them together, on levels that make spergout look like an amateur.
>>22979613I now know that 31% of Hololive will be sleeping with each other during valentines, thanks Mio.
damn Miomama
>>22979613that pi po still makes me laugh
>>22979613Meru and Mio have the best answers
>>22979613Watame's yakuza answer is really cute.
>>22979612Minecraft came before Terraria
>>22978403This was an excelent excuse to fool around paint.net again, you have my thanks.ALSO FUCK HATS.
>>22979427SNS? I don't get it. Is it referring to SNS messages? I thought Japs use LINE?
Choco why are you streaming your birthday stream on your sub...C'mon girl...
>>22979702Very nice Anon, saved.
>>22979702Towa...
>>22979702saved
>>22979709anon...
>>22979702
>>22979709weat a dumay
Matsuri x Sora song is livehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jiQdjOCsgs8
>>22979702T............ o... w.... a...............
>>22979702DELET>>22979702
>>22979740I don't know about the singing, but I enjoy their voices.
>>22979732do your job, twitterfags
>>22979756Tweeting this to Towa is just mean anon
>>22979740Choco box late...
>>22979595I do hope she figures that out cause it's kinda painful to watch and I would like to tune in for her more
>>22979702can you make a version for all the 4th gen?
Towa has more friends than anyone here
I guess bullying Towa means she's getting attention, though its from westerners. Can she surpass Luna at least?
Haato late again, shameful.
>>22979780I'm sorry that you have no friends anon
>>22979723>>22979735Oh sorry I should've googled if it was nip slang beforehand but isn't this one completely expected of Luna? There'd be no one who thinks she acts like a retarded baby irl
>>22979780probably true, also I would like to be friends with a robot
I'm gonna impregnate hololive on stream.
>>22979775Katana one would have been funny like a week ago, now's too late
https://twitter.com/tsunomakiwatame/status/1227947864711553035sheep might have eaten too much chips
>>22979782>though its from westernersNah.Maybe if there subs video for her then she will garner attention.She only ever mentioned here for most part.
>>22979824>taking it easy on valentinessheep fans on suicide watch
>>22979834Haato...
will haato read out my クソマロ? it's related to watame
>>22979824お腹がPPなのでWhat does PP mean here?
>>22979824
>>22979845well nvm she's postponing it for later
>>22979859God my dick.
>>22979859Hot.
>>22979859I can't read any of these.
>>22979854diarrhoea
>>22979859Imagine the smell
>>22979859I wonder if she makes little headbobbing motions as she sits there too.
>>22979881Nice, you just gave me a good mental image. We need someone to draw this.
>>22979873Daijoubu! Ima WC kara tweet shiteru!
>>22979859At least she was somewhat creative with the lie unlike most who plan on getting dicked on holiday and just say, "oh, I'm sick" like Korone
>>22979859This is the rare occasion I'm glad that I have trouble with distinguishing between ツ and シ
Ahhh, I think there may actually be an out break of stomach flu going around considering tamaki and mea both complained about diarrhea and stomach cramps.
>>22979911Did you read it as shiitoshiteru?
>>22979914That's just your average japanese shitty immune system resulting from centuries of inbreeding.
>>22979914lesbians kissing and sharing food
>>22979911天才?
>>22979922I did at a first glance, then I actually read it.Wew
>>22979922yes, at a first glance
>>22979911>>22979922This is first time JSL make me laugh.
My wife is enjoying valentine with her wife.
>>22979954which one is that?the dog, the rabbit, the pig, the dragon, or the robot.
mio making me feel nostalgic...
I'm spending Valentine's with my wife Ayame! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ynGetyGXuGQ
why does ars stream so fucking late?
>>22979979You are looking for this >>22971014 thread, Nijifriend.
>>22979914Keep telling yourself that lie as the sheep gets personally groomed in front of YAGOO
>>22979979Perhaps you have both threads open, anon?
I can't believe it Coco made all Nijisanji play Ark
>>22980025Even Niji had to suck dragon cock to get success.
シオンーよ!https://twitter.com/mintosanDragon/status/1227896797835587586?s=19
Choco sensei can't even reach 4 digits on her birthday stream.....
Yagoo giving em all the small fack.
Mio fighting with her cat might be the cutest thing I have ever heard
>>22980044why is she streaming on her sub channel......
>>22980044>>22980059Her proper birthday stream is tomorrow. It was just a countdown stream.
>>22980042This pleases me.
>>22980025desu I hope she plays 7dtd again, it's a pretty shit game but it'd be nice if she could introduce more games that the rest of hololive can play together
>>22980085Also, when tf did t b h get filtered here? I know it got pretty annoying like a year or two ago with all the tbqvh famalam shit but that's kinda gay
mio mama...
>>22979996>>22979987lol I kind of lump all the vtubers together, didn't know she is from niji
>>22980106dumb nijifriend...
>>22980117I like mostly holo though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8Lg0cl5DPQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jiQdjOCsgs8 Sora and Natsuiro Festival!
Rushia's boyfriend, if you're reading this: what plans do you and Rushia-chan have tomorrow from 8am to 4pm, then 6pm to 11pm?
>>22979979Not that anon, but she could make a cute stream with Towa in Mario Kart or Minecraft.
Haato joining the fun now
>>22980156small fack
>>22980168and Mel
>>22980156naizuri sessions
>>22980168>>22980174cute nails
>>22980174And this is in character too
>>22980156I'll be busy breeding her tight cunny and cumming all over her flat chest. Those are her designated break times.
>>22980168Why is this A2 scrub so smug?
I can't believe Towa is getting hot dickings at the moment
me wan fug dragon
it's so funny watching luna and matsuri fish
>>22980288Good thing the chat window is super tiny today because there are fucking eops writing essays with each other about fucking linux in Matsuri's stream. Thanks lyger for translating her videos and bringing these morons onto Hololive streams.
>>22980288Is Luna still calling Matsuri mama?
>>22980301I've no ideas why they are even there, they are not even entertained by the stream.
>>22980301The chuubas getting more English viewers like Matsuri and Haato should get English mods to clean up the filth.
>>22980312I want Matsuri as my Mama
I'm gonna be a hololive manbay soon, just got my approval letter.
>>22980314It's gold content right now with Luna being jealous about Matsuri's off collabs but EOPs would never know because they're EOPs wasting time talking about Linux in japanese streams instead of learning japanese.
Oh no, Matsuri lost her head!
>>22980301I really think the vast majority of EOPs do just lurk. The ones that don't just stick out because its obvious. Ars with her 27% non-jap audience is usually almost entirely Japanese chat for example besides the people trying to live translate.
Luna is having more viewers than Matsuri...Lyger...
Why does that little minion in Luna's stream piss me off so much?
>>22980198Because she got a job overstating her eigo skills in her resume.
>>22980391because you have irrational anger issues im guessing
>>22980391Because you let yourself get pissed at pointless details.
>>22980391there's a scientific study that when you see something too cute it breaks your brain turning adoration to anger.
>>22978939The absolute state of Holostar vtubers.
>>22980409Minions aren't cute though, just annoying.
>>22980377Miko's is more entertaining either way.
>>22980418anything she draws is cute, like those pigs for example.
>>22980429The pigs are really cute, I'll give you that.
https://hatogoya.booth.pm/items/1765140Anyone buying Korone's daki?
Towa?Towa!
>>22980434I want to fuck this cat!
>>22980436That little tattoo on her thigh makes me want to kick her thighs!
is Miko a neet? when she start ARK she doesn't stop
>>22980447>lick her thighs!fify
Which chuubers have boyfriends and which ones don't?
>>22980461Everyone but Kanata has a boyfriend.
>>22980461I'm Towa's boyfriend.
>>22980461Ask here >>22978956
>>22980454No, she's employed.
>>22980461I think watame has one, correct me if I'm wrong.
>>22980487ur rightt. sheep's boyfriend
>>22980487I think she has two
>>22980461I'm every hololive girl boyfriend!
>>22980487I wouldn't be surprised if Watame turned out to be a mom trying to support her family without going the hostess route. She seems to really like Youkai Watch, and I don't know how someone in their early thirties gets into that without having a kid that grew up on it.
>>22980498Haato is a girl.
>>22980352Im one of those poor ESL that just lurks streams, I would like to ask if Luna is having fun right now. Im a bit worried about her, I don't know how many subs, viewers or collabs she had at Nijisanji, but I truly hope Luna is feelling accepted in this new environment.
>>22980507She's in her mid 20s, Yokai Watch started when she was around mid school age.
>>22980508Haato a pig
Who you think going to have some hot lesbian sex on valentine's day?
>>22980532YAGOO
Whose valentine's voice pack are you going to get anons?I'm getting Mio's
>>22980532Me and Rushia.I'll have to unzip my dick first.
>>22980461didn't you get the memo? they're all lesbians. even YAGOO
>>22980503>hololive girlWhat did he meant by this?
>>22980543I'm going to support Ayame this year.
wow luna higher than matsuri. lyger really fucked up her channel huh
>>22980543There's at least seven I would like to support, and I can't decide.
>>22980461I'm Coco and Melody's boyfriend
>>22980461M-my gf is matsuri and I definitely don't make subbed clips of her videos h-haha.
>>22980543>Coco valentine voice packOh fuck that's something I need to hear.
>>22980543Rushia, Watame and Korone. And depending on my account balance, Okayu.
>>22980543I want to get Rushia's, but I don't think I'll be able to buy it.
>>22980543Towa!And maybe Choco too because I pity her a little.
>>22980532PekoMiko rough sex with a lot of bitingNoeFure will kiss and cuddle a lot,Watame will suprise buttsex HaatoMatsuri will try the same with FBK but she will manage to escapeKorone is sickly so OkaKoro will have to spend a wholesome night for onceEveryone else will be in an orgy with Coco.
>>22980543There's some I would like out of curiosity just to see how weird it'll go.
>>22980543shion
Matsuri sneezes get my heart hard.
>>22980543Redpill me on voice packs
>>22980591Forgetting where FBK will escape to.
>>22980543For now, Watame and Shion yo...might grab a few more later if i have spare change
>>22979613
>>22980609You buy them to support your favorite streamers, just like any other merchandise.
>>22980623Sounds like Australian English to me.
>>22980623Oh god. It's too good. Mio and Miko responses were top-tier Engrish.
>>22980612The only acceptable answer.
>>22980639>>22980623>「FUCK YOU」 small voice
it's already the 14th in Japanwhere are the voicepacks?MANECHAN YOU SMALL FACK
>>22980543AquaBros...
>>22980653Calm down YAGOO
>>22980612Very comfy coupling.
>>22980543I want your voice pack, record something.
>>22980612Mio is 100% a filthy heterosexual though.
>>22980673What's Black Fubuki's name?
>>2298053269% will not.
>>22980650
you ARE going to post all the valentines voice lines here when you purchase them, right anon?
>>22980656Honestly I thought they would have pre-recorded these at least like a month or a few weeks ago just incase one got sick or something before the release date.
>>22980687No.
>>22980656Corona confirmed.
>>22980689Aqua's issues probably started before she took a break, it just god bad enough to interfere with her work then.
>>22980687what will you give me in return?
>>22980687If I do it will be after they stop selling them.
>>22980687How about you keep to baiting doxes and begging for pirates back in the containment thread where you belong instead of begging in multiple threads
>>22980543I'm getting pekora's
>>22980697It was a loss in the family
>>22980687Why would I post my waifu's message to me? It's private.
>>22980697umm bro but she was playing AEK all day long
>>22980719>>22980746I thought it was someone really sick, not death. I stand corrected.
Guys I just got here today. What is AEK? All I know is they play a game called ARK.
>>22980770Lurk moar
>>22980770ass eating kings
>>22980623/k/ute
>>22980543Where the hell is Aqua?
>>22980770>bait that could be easily answered by watching asacoco.try again next time pal.
>>22980543Depends on the price. Most likely Suisei, Choco and Coco.
>>22980785That was a serious question. What do I have to gain by baiting with that particular question anyway?
Which chuuba has the most pepeJAM bgm?
https://mobile.twitter.com/akaihaato/status/1227918420898770944Oh no, Haato...
>>22980820https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrFWWl_PDK8&t=1s
When can we replace Haato with Kokoro?
>>22980830No, stop! She won't have any languages left after this
>>22980835That one sounds more like an Apustaja tune.
>>22980830But if she does that she'll have to go mute...
>>22980830pls don't bully her anymore... she's already suffering mentally after reading the クソマロshttps://twitter.com/akaihaato/status/1227973136164913153
>>22980870Don't lie to me. I know you like it
>>22980875She deserves it for being fake. Once she resurfaces as a more genuine chuuba she will be allowed to be shit at english again.
This is the most depressing time of the year, chuubas only do so much to alleviate the feeling.
>>22980883>>22980875I wonder if bogans are that intimidating to her that shes only spoken to locals when spoken toothis is probably the same attitude she has at home too
>>22980870I give this the most banger one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QB5neGOqMXc it Matsuri's
I miss Akua...
agua.......
>>22980893It's awesome but it's not a pepeJAM, That's a gachiMETAL.
>>22980886You just need to increase the dose.
>>22980903I wish I never laughed at what I imagined. Silly bear.
>posting twitch emotesoh dear
>>22980904Well then you have to find it yourself brother.
>>22980782On maternity leave, taking care of our baby.
>>22980168>>22980174Warmly waiting for Fubuki
>>22980920Ok Mea
>>22980914https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-nedzYhRgA
>>22980893Best one.
>>22979613what stream was this?
>>22980893I wanna bang Matsuri so hard..
>>22980925i really like how it really sounds like pekora's theme despite being royalty free bgm
>>22980886I take comfort in the fact that I made a chuuba laugh with a dumb supacha. I'm sure I'll have to go on the Asacoco hardcore tomorrow, Matsuri-style.
Okayu is spending Valentines with someone else and Korone will be alone while sick, but most likely faking sick to spend time with her bf as well. I guess the forced relationship is truly over.
>>22980952Haatos follow-up stream on the English test where she divulged everyones answers.
>>22980952One that was right after collab on Haato's channel.
I'm still laughing at this parthttps://youtu.be/I7_t4e-QTGw?t=2282
>>22980967>>22980969Thanks
>>22980972Mio has a BIG red rocket!
I'm spending valentine with shion yo.
>>22980972now that i think of it watame didn't even stand up for haato when she was getting bulliedhaachama...
man matsuri and luna is such a weird combi but it actually works...
>>22980997lolicon paired with a retarded baby? you don't say...
>>22980997Well Matsuri is known to love the lolis.That baby voice hits her right in that nipples.
>>22980985Watame also said that they should vote to execute Haato during the anpanman game, unlike Noel who tried to appeal for everyone to not vote for Flare. It's easy to see how artificial Watame feels toward Haato
>>22981016NoeFure wa gatchi
>>22981016WOLF IN SHEEPS CLOTHES
>>22980997Matsuri collab with Towa when?
>>22981020Of course https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBgQ_7ua_yc
>>229810274 days ago
>>22981016>>22981018https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9rDdZozYgk&feature=youtu.be&t=3238noefure truly otp
>>22981040I think that barely counts since it wasn't planned, and Matsuri was basically acting like a tutorial while Towa say oh, I see, and cool. And then Towa shut the stream down as soon as Matsuri left so it's like, huh? Towa isn't even going to apply any of stuff Matsuri spent her time to teach her?
I never even realized, but this image is a crime being committed. It's worse with the idle animation. Looks like she is sniffing her.Wait, is her sound fucked? kek
>>22981052I've heard that babies smell nice
>>22981052Nope, just me being retarded. I had it muted for some reason. I think it is bed time.
Which holo is for bullying again?
>>22981061YAGOO!YAGOO!YAGOO!For bullying until he trends on twitter again!
>>22981061Mio needs to be in more big collabs where she is getting bullied. I never knew I needed bullied Mio so much in my life
So, scissors again right boys?
>>22981089that's what she wants you to think, rock today
>>22981074small fack, I missed her singing stream earlier
valentine's day, wrapping paper is used for chocos so definitely go with scissors today
>>22981111Yes, but rock looks like choco and paper wraps around choco.
I won't lose todayWATAMEEEEEEEE
Luna no, this is dangerous!
Luna...
oh no luna is gonna kill Coco for rigging her luck in AEK
I can feel it in my bones.Today I beat the sheep.
Paper will let you win, I came from the future after never being able to win.
It's the last Tsunomaki Janken of the week, let's end it on a high note.
>>22980683FBK negro
Today is the day I beat the sheep
>>22980683黒上フブキ
>>22981178She's going to pull out the gun, isn't it?
>>22981188What a kind sheep, to put us out of our misery before the 14th arrives.
>>22981188she might go even further
>>22981016She just wanted some bacon man.
>>22981196inb4 its chocolates
>>22981051I love Towa but she makes the worst decisions. I remember she was one of the first people, if not the first, to say she wanted to play ark with coco, all of this before coco had even set up a holo server I think. Instead she got on the hype train super late, and her first ark stream ended up just being a wasted opportunity.
>>22981210Anon, now you're onto something.
>>22981211She's an office lady when she could've ecided to go the vtuber route full time and make her salary while only playing games and be a gap moe cutie all day, what else could you expect.
>>22981210That would make my month.
>>22981210That would be a power move. Allright! Im going for chocolates too!
>>22981210What if it's Heart
Miko....
>>22981229Yeah, and it's a vicious cycle as well, having so little time to dedicate to youtube will stunt her channel growth so it'll be harder for her to ever feel like it gives her the stability necessary to quit her real job. And as long as she keeps on her own like she is now streaming a lot would probably be her best bet.
>>22981211Dunno why she streamed ark for one hour and even cut off matsuri teaching her to end it only to stream Pokemon for 3 hours after. She doesn't even have SC up for pokemon streams because her chat told her bad info
if i throw heart and watame throws heart that means we're dating then right?
>>22981357Because she likes Pokemon better than AEK?
>>22981255That would be extremely gay.
>>22981385you win a chocolate sheep
>>22981389for you
>>22981387It's clear she likes Nintendo games the most in general, but she doesn't have superchat available while streaming them so she isn't gonna make shit. Which will keep her from quitting her day job because she needs to pay bills and it's just a bad cycle.
If you throw scissors or rocks at Watame and she throws you her heart, you instantly lose. That's the rules. You lose for being heartless.
Today I will use my heart, love is the strongest.
Watame no Uta premieres in 2 minutes. Get your ass in here and beat the sheep at jankenpon:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQtNOxOv2Pw
>>22981357I wish she would just jump on Ark with Robocco really, they got along nicely, got decent views on their collab and Roboco is the kind of senpai that can make anyone comfortable too. It would allow her to learn and understand herself as vtuber better too, because I feel that Towa is just kinda lost.But looking at she playing Yoshi, that's quite a boring game, I think she just wants to do stuff she enjoys too. If that's the case and she's having fun playing the games she likes she just needs to grind and stream frequently that she will grow slowly with her own niche audience.
Morning News in 14 Minuteshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0uwXV_ntcgU
>>22981413why doesnt she have it exclusively for nintendo games? is it some TOS bullshit or something
Don't forget to watch along with Miko!
Miko watching sheep againhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jntHBtYEwsQ
>>22981504Fuck it, she's some 16 seconds behind
>>22981504I'm doing it, it's adorable.
is watame's singing a cure for depression?
>>22981506tell miko to say the n word again
>Watame no Uta>Hot cocoa with cinnamonNow the only thing left to do is watch Asacoco, and die happy.
CHOCOLEITO DISUCO
CHO CO LA TO DISUCO!
>>22981493Someone in her chat convinced her she'll get banned for monetizing pokemon streams, which is bullshit. And of course Hololive Manechan is incompetent enough to ignore the issue, fuck him big voice.
>>22981532nyaharo
...
This is a real treat. Two longer songs.
>>22981575well guess im not watching this asacoco
ROLLING HEART
I LOST
FUCK its just a normal rock a
Didn't lose !
Well fuck, does that count as two losses?
sheep brofisted me
I can't take it anymore
OHHHHHHH MY HEART BROS WATAMEEEEEEEEEEE
Coco speaking big truth
Oh hey Coco's comment is actually true
at least Watame loves me
Coco's live bros!
Watame was watching Miko watch Watame.
>>22981575Ez skip im off to sleep
Good luck Coco!
First time I won and she says she likes me.Man what a great day.
>vidyaI wonder where she picked that up from
guys important questiondoes rolling death cradle beat rock?
watame is too cute i don't care if she's a wolf in sheep's clothing...
>>22981597I feel you bro, we give our hearts and she broke them.
It was obviously paper, if you sent scissors or rock at Watame on Valentine, you have to re-evaluate your life choices.
>>22979702I wish my twitter wasnt banned, i'd love to send her this and see her reaction.
>>22981632but i sent her a heart wtf
Please bully HaatoPlease bully Haato
im gonna listen to watame saying daisuki at least once a day from now on
>>22981575please let it be the last time end it with stupid joke coco pleasepleasepleasepleaseplease
Lost again, sheep keeps on getting away with it every time.
>>22981632i gave her a valentine's papercard but she gave me a piece of rock...
>>22981575for fucks sake
>>22981575I don't think I can support Coco anymore bros...I don't feel so good...
>>22981575A literal western whore gets on the news.If she talks I unsubscribe from this pile of steaming shit.
Uhh... kusa...
>>22981661>Coco uses the CM section to advertise Melody's chaturbate shows.
BUYHER SHIRTS
>>22981575>>22981581>>22981618>>22981656>>22981661>shitpost vtuber news>one topic, actual news, actually related to vtubers>NOOO the /pol/man was mentioned along with this one time I'm gonna dislike all her videos!!!Absolute state of you retards
P.P.T. is a real banger desu
PPT...
>>22981632rock is also another word for diamond so watame and i exchanged diamonds without knowing we both had the same idea...
>>22981686It really is
It's no fair bros, when will yojirokuji be on asacoco
>>22981685it has nothing to do with /pol/some whore who doesn't even like anime using anime girls to get money fucking pisses me off
We Adidas shills now.
I wish she'd advertise people who need the help more, like Holostars.Hell have Prison George on again please.
>>22981685I like Coco better when she was talking about ARK instead of some GamerGate youtuber or some e-whore.
>>22981575Coco was a fucking mistake.
>>22981697>some whore who doesn't even like animeLiterally making shit up. Good look.
Do you think the holostars are gonna have a white day voice pack?
EAT SHIT AND DIE
>>22981709oh you're just being a gigasperg for attention, got it
melody is so mad lol
>>22981685EAT SHIT AND DIE
>>22981685>>22981697If you are going to argue about Melody, go on the other thread for it, sheesh.Just because a Hololive vtuber mentions or talks about another doesn't mean it's Hololive related discussion, Coco is literally general vtuber news.
I think kanata is kinda cute.
>>22981719No, that's a different anon you replied to first. But you are literally making shit up just to shitpost, so I won't back down from the statement just because you called me a name.
And there's the cancer
OH FUCKS SAKE
sigh and here is where i turn it offcoco covering this is a slippery slope
>>22981735This is now hololive related
the Melody news ft. Coco
There it is.
>>22981738PP is cute. I like how her collar thing sometimes hides her mouth.
This isn't very seiso.
Just close your eyes and let it happen. It will be over soon.
The madman calling coco a dude
I hope Coco gets the EOP wave she deserves for covering this shit
BUY A SWITCH DUDE
Remember to leave a dislike.REMEMBER TO LEAVE A DISLIKE
So we can talk about Melody here now?
dude stop reporting weebs news
why aren't japs spamming dislikes, goddamint
>>22981772Yes
unsubbed
OH MY FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
lmao, oh boy
>>22981767Well, we definitely know that Haato is going to lose them.
How did this happen
What does she really hope of accomplishing by doing this.
okay this whore is speaking i'm out
Best fucking collab everyone.WE CHATUSBATE SHILLS NOW.
/jp/ btfo once again
>>22981664AHAHAHAHH
MANECHAN BIG FACK [BIG VOICE]
WATASHI WA MELODY
HA HA suck on you fags. i know this is gonna happen and thank god i muted it since the CM starts
>>22981776Actual japs don't actually care about this at all either way, it's only the kind of people who browse /jp/ who have any feelings on it because you can actually see and understand the kind of culture about it, japs don't know what kind of cancer she'd bring
ITT: Seething
MACHANI
I swear you guys are as mad as the camwhores over even less, truly amazing.
>>22981767At least she knows how to handle them. Unlike Haato.
COCO NO
>>22981793Coco? Crashing this scene with no survivors, same as always.
BRING BACK PRISON GEORGE.BRING BACK PRISON GEOOOOOORGE
>>22981772Well, not really, just like how a Holo talking about their Nijisanji friends doesn't mean discussing them here.But shitposters have been waiting for a bait to shit these threads for a while.
thank you coco
>>22981793Triggering these threads, clearly. She knows the Japanese like it and the weebs hate it.
>>22981793Strongarming Hololive management into going with streamlabs when she inevitably gets demonetized.
Yagoo is dead.
>>22981740i didnt call you a name, i used an adjective, keep up the strong cope though anon, we dont support western camwhores here
>>22981809it's not about japs it's about EOPs and ironic weebs with their shit ass maymays
>>22981793Supporting other content creators, and getting japs used to western culture and concepts so they'll use streamlabs when she gets demonetised.
It is just not worth anymore.
Now this is the really important part
Remember to report Coco's channel so she can shill streamlabs again
>>22981839I know, I was responding to the guy saying he's surprised japs aren't spamming dislikesJOPs don't know what ironic weeb EOPs are like
korone...
>>22981793Nothing much, just a filler for her show. To japs it's just an amusing thing they'll forget about in 5 minutes when next segment comes up.
>>22981793Crashing hololive, takes in the survivors to live with her in her dream house.
So 39 dislikes is the best you fags can do?Pathetic.
>>22981839>ironic weeb EOPsSo /jp
I really hope Coco succeeds in driving away the typical /jp/ idolfags from Hololive and vtubers in general.
I can't believe Coco browsed this threads specifically to trigger anons in the most effective way.Next asacoco: a direct mention of /jp/ in the CM.
There's something funny about coco being a westerner and having a model where the lack of nose stands out the most
>>22981866Antis are a very vocal minority, doesnt matter the fanbase.
>>22981866More like 6. Many of those were there before.
>>22981875Huh, she really doesn't have a nose, I never noticed it.
>>22981874My sides would leave this planet.
Now this is the kind of succubus I want to be involved with.
>>22981874yes god please
>>22981866I gave her a superchat
>>22981872Next step of her master plan: collabing with Holostars and make rumors of one of them fucking a Holo.Also happy birthday Choco!
>>22981875kek
Hey Cute, Asacoco will cover birthdays too.
>>22981882It was covered in the last Asacoco. She actually has a nose, it's 2 pixels wide.
>>22981894That was cute
password is waifucocoDon't forget!
>>22981866Now I truly understand what people mean by vocal minority.
>>22981874NO SURVIVORS
>>22981897the next evolution in cuckolding
>>22981874The only way she could trigger me is by mercilessly bullying Towa, but then that would also mean she's giving Towa attention.
Coco's chat is going to become an international airport and its going to be hilarious
>>22981914Who ?
ok that's nice and all but WHERE IS THE VALENTINE'S VOICE PACK
Why won't she advertise Yuzuki Rin
Did Choco just fall asleep while twitcasting?
Coco truly is the best addition to the vtuber scene since Korone's cute autism.
I miss Aqua...
>>22981924Because pixelated japanese porn is shit.
COCO'S MESSAGE TO ALL THE ANTI'S/HATERS
Not too long now until you get english chat in your favourite hololive girls steam asking when they will be on chaturbate with their friend.
>>22981920if coco could just sponge up all the god awful westerner garbage fanbase that would be a worthy sacrifice
>>22981874should I be worried that she translated ゲーム as "vidya" on today asawatame?
2h of free time, 2h of sleep and the rest is streaming or working at the bakery, korone...
>>22981823Is her model even original? Sounds like she stole someone's stuff and changed it a bit.
>>22981940does Coco translate the videos?
>>22981920india hololive when?
>>22981936>Haato chaturbating with a "Dominatrix" act but using her God awful EnglishI'll give my entire salary for that.
>>22981940are you baiting
>>22981874>implying more than 6 people post here
>>22981946I mean its technically original but it just looks like Nep
>>22981754I can't believe I'm gravitating towards the NERD
>>22981946That's just DIgi reusing and recycling old models meshes.
>>22981936Based Hen Tai man
>>22981940She never said ゲーム
>>22981951switch it to english
>>22981946Original but it's also by the guy that did Akari, Yomemi and Moe model so it does looks like a sameface
>>22979775Ok I will try.>>22981636No don't. Let me adjust the tears first.>>22981894Nice one Watame
>>22981936This desu, and not even joking. It will happen for sure in the next few dies until Coco stop shilling this whore.
>>22981946She didn't steal anything because she didn't make it. Digi did. And I doubt he would given how many eyes he has on him.
>>22981927Yes
>>22981938Her western fanbase is actually better than Haato's and Miko's.
>>22981957it looks nothing like nep do you have cataracts
>>22981946Yes, they got the guy who made moe's model. IT WAS AN EILENE SCHEME ALL ALONG I TOLD YOU GUYS!!!!!
>>22981823Where can i see her porn without paying, i want to see if at least Coco is giving me good shit to fap to.
>>22981965>>22981964
>>22981973Not him, but I can actually see it in the face. And Digi did say it was one of the inspirations for the design.
>>22981972thats why i want her to soak up the western fans from the other girls
>>22981936Just remember to bruteforce the shitters out of the thread.
>>22981975
>>22981971Huh, you can hear her breathing. It's actually pretty relaxing.
>>22981976Check her Twitter. Streams at Chaturbate, archives at PornHub, no cost for either. I don't actually know if the archives are up, though, the tweet is new.
>>22981973it literally isjust give nep slightly longer hair
>>22981947I highly doubt it. The sheep has some pretty light footwork behind the scenes what with her getting the Youjo Senki artist to draw her title card and all. She probably has her own translator.
>>22981927This almost feels wrong, she's snoring too.
>>22981931Me two...
>>22981991Cute
>>22981976its a Vrchat model dancing with her tits outthats it
I hope coco gets the big fack after this.
>>22981936>COCO DO YOU READ HENTAI can't wait to close the stream after reading something like this
>>22981988so nepgear, and still, no it doesnt
>>22982010okay Melody
>>22982006*HEN TAI
>>22982002This, it looks like it's actually closer to an all age Vtuber discussion stream than camwhoring.
MANECHAN ATACK COCO BIG FACK
So where's the voicepacks? I wanna buy peko's right now.
>>22982006No different to any typical vtuber chat then? Loads of them talk about hentai.
>>22981936杞憂おじさんスプラッシュスプラッシュ
>>22982039Not out yet, the only thing available for now is Choco's birthday pack.
>>22982002She doesn't even shows her puss?
>>22982039calm the fuck down Miko
>>22982039Calm down buddy, it's not even 7am yet
>>22982013hopefully you'll have better retorts by the time ive assimilated all the hololive cast into being chaturbate idols
Oh no Flare has singing and tipsy talk in the same day I might fall for her, what do I do bros?
>>22982002>>22982022>>22982050Vagina is tomorrow, among some other things apparently. Once we know what it looks like, I'm just gonna assume Akari's looks like that, too.
Why is that when it comes to erotic stuff the way you guys write your posts makes it seem like your IQ dropped 60 points and your manner of speech comes to resemble a certain containment board?Why is only in this general?
>>22982057>I've
>>22982063>Once we know what it looks like, I'm just gonna assume Akari's looks like that, too.good job on finding a positive out of this I guess
>>22981946yes, just big inspirations from nep nep and major kusanagi
>>22982061Remember, female mantises eat the males. It's not worth it
>>22982061Buy her valentine voice pack when it's out and enjoy the GACHIKOI.
>>22981575cancer with cancer
Marine isn't streaming today...
>>22982132Her husband is probably ramming her ass as we speak.
>>22982132She just moved and she's preparing for her 3D live I would assume.
>>22982132Too busy fucking ahoy
>>22982140Oh yeah, who do you think the guests will be for her 3D stream?
>>22982140Marine is going to 3D debut after she's been pumped full of cum.
>>22982132Her crew is taking turns screwing her.
>>22982137We're on break right now, but yeah, she'll be out until tomorrow, sorry about that.
>>22982143>>22982137Fuck Marine sex voice is probably the hottest
>>22982145probably Coconot sure who else
>>22982145Rushia, Suisei, Flare I'm sure.Aqua too, but...
>>22982145Rushia and Coco
>>22982151I wonder if she'd use kimitachi even though it's only one person, without the -tachi I don't think it'd be as hot.
>>22982145Coco was supposedly to be with her to help do backflips, I'm assuming even if the backflips are cancelled that Coco is still scheduled to show up to support. And then most likely the rest of 3rd gen will show up
>>22982145Pekora should be in there, I would think. She needs payback for her own 3D stream.
>>22982145Flare and Suisei possibly, the three of them had talked about collabing once they all got 3D models.
We doomposting still or can we talk about Hololives now?
>>22982180Aren't we already? Talking about Marine's 3D stream.
>>22982180What if Melody becomes the face of Hololive_EN?
Don't forget to catch Marine's 3D stream.She has promised sexy poses and a backflip!
Is Coco a Cocoomer for supporting a 3D "vtuber" pornstar?
>>22982167It doesn't have to be only person.
>>22982180Agreed, let's talk about how cute aki is
>>22982191I really don't want hololive ENyou just know they wouldn't even attempt to act cute
>>22982078low brain blood pressure can cause this..don't forget to drink water !
Real life sometimes sucks, Aqua was getting into such a good stride too before real life hit her. She had collabs lined up, and now she is gonna miss being part of Marine's 3d stream and no valentine voice.
>>22982198but will we get pantyshots
>>22982213Good. English speakers trying to act cute is cancer. I'd rather they just go natural.
>>22982207who?
>>22982180Doomposting ends about an hour after Asacoco.
>>22982213Given Melody popularity, they will go full slut instead of cute.
>>22982207Aki has shark teeth, I just fell in love.
>>22982199Is this a precursor to her adding an Eilene corner in her news ?
>>22982220Shit sucks but Aqua is too well liked and talented so she will bounce back quickly. I remember when Sasaki retired and a few months later came back and she didn't miss a beat.
>>22982220but she will come back stronger and reform the Hololive Resistance to tak
>>22982248Eilene is over, Yomemi/Moemi has disappeared, Moe is in Twitch hell with even less viewers than Towa, and Commy is fighting depression with more porn.
>>22982191Hololive is not a place for a regular miserable whores i hope she payed cocomer a lot for giving her for that 2 days attention
>>22981946it Natsumi Moe with purple hair with Motoko Kusanagi outfits
>>22982207I wish I was Aki's boyfriend who is currently in the middle of enjoying a 6 day long Okinawa trip with Aki
>>22982145I'll throw a curve ball and suggest Okan.
>>22982145Definitely Coco, most likely Flare, maybe the rest of gen 3 and Suicopath.
https://twitter.com/kagekouya07/status/1226948283177680896
>>22982207You made me go back to hear this, so good for you anon.https://youtu.be/q_7NRBaGiV0
>>22977968>>22977970>>22977971So you're against your virtual idol dating a random guy, but if she dates her brother incestuously you're fine with it? What is wrong with you?
>>22982382that's the purest form of love anon
>>22982328Cute.I wonder if eventually we will see Hololive members in real CMs for products too.
>>22982382>you're against your virtual idol dating a random guyI aren't, and neither is anyone here.
>>22982382Nothing wrong with that anon, just some friendly family fun.
>>22982382Yeah that's 1000% fine.
>>22982394>Buy the special All-in-One knife collection, Suisei edition! Literally perfect.
>>22981703Eat shit and die.
>>22982382incest is wincest.
>>22982382Whats wrong with it?Sisters are genetically made to pleasure their brothers.
>>22982382Imagine caring about a virtual idol dating anyone. They're virtual idols man, their job IS to act and play a role, I don't care about what they do in their private life.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wj7xTN8C_XwShe's gonna show off the love dungeon she made for haato
>>22981627???
>>22982382I don't give a shit either way, it was funposting because I'm here for the show, for the entertaining character and I don't give a shit about whatever the voice actress is doing.Are you seriously so desperate to shitpost that you went dig a dead thread for something to sperg about?
>>22982382Think about it rationally. If she's dating a random guys you start thinking it might have been you as well and you get jealous. However, if it's her brother, then it becomes completely fine, since you would never be able to fill that role anyway. In fact, because their relationship would be so unique you'd probably be more inclined to actually support them like you would a couple in a fairy tale.
>>22982423>love dungeonI'm starting to get worried about Haato's safety, but at the same time she would love anything Watame did anyway.
>>22982428You idiots responding to him is what revived it. >>22982441[mofu mofu intensifies]
>>22982382The best part is how many (you)s you get with dumb posts like this, have another.
>>22982425Sheep in wolf's clothing
>>22982449Describes Mio perfectly.
>>22982423What deep dark fantasies does it hide?
>>22982382Sometimes I dream Matsuri having a 3P with her mother and brother.
>>22982425Dayum, I wanna stick my christmas tree in that christmas cake
>>22981988Big Nep is already a real thing, anon.And remember, Big Nep is for nepping!
>>22982466That'd end up like a Higurashi episode.
>>22982022This. It's really comfy to hear her interact with the chat and talk about memes.
>>22982382I ship Matsuri with MatsuriMama.
https://youtu.be/YnJcHgfSexUPlease watch my wives being cute together.
>>22982565Now that's culture, absolutely patrician.
>>22982579Roboco is such a caring senpai, it was a really cute collab and they should do more, Towa should just get under Roboco's wings.
>>22982579Towa is too cute.
>>22982579https://youtu.be/uSZyIIOemDMThat whole sequence was cute.
They really shouldn't have hired a part timer to be part of the 4th gen. It really kills the momentum and effort that others have and are putting in. It's one thing to hire a part timer in like the 1st gen of your company because they're not sure how viable you really are, but at this point I think they should be just a little bit more selective in choosing someone who is willing to buy into your company.
A Valentines Day card for Aqua
>>22982622She's just scared of failing so she's dooming herself to failing, please andastd.
>>22982653Haha, nerd.Cute, send it to her on twitter.
>>22982653She can't read that, leave her the fuck alone she'll come back when she is ready. It funny how Aqua's fans say she has a low IQ but in reality it seems it was the opposite.
>>22982674Can't have my name attached to it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_QlIvMMEFpk 15 min of Towa thanking people
>>22982705>Only 15 minutes.Towa...
>>22982622Doesn't niji have a lot of part timers? I don't really see an issue in having some streamers that do less streams
Are 2ch and 5ch just dislike bombing Kanata because of bully memes or are they actually pissed? Her monetization and PPT video are getting a lot dislikes.
There are currently 12,000 likes and 61 dislikes on the ppt video
>>22982705>sheep's one is close to 2 hoursTowa...
Reminder that since it'd be 10 hours, Coco won't be thanking anyone at all. She will use that time to make more content.
>>22982730>>2298273961!?!?!oh no, antis are soooo scary and totally relevant, so this is the true power of 5ch
>>22982705wait why are her eyes yellow instead of green in this one?
>>22982730Monetization stream has 19k likes and 331 dislikes, what the fuck are you talking about. There's no dislike bombing going on.
>>22982705Wait why are her eyes yellow now
Korone could probably actually do this.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZdM5yi5eCQ
>>22982767Those numbers don't seem right, you sure that isn't Coco's?>>22982730They hate Kanata. They are irrelevant. End of story.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tAeQt8zBplkhaachama...
>>22982791Oh fuck you're right, sorry. Time to go to bed I guess.
i am going to spend valentines day watching a sheep play minecraft, what about you anons?
>>22982800I hope korone announce a stream only 2 hours in advance as usual
>>22982800Same, but Rushia.
>>22982800Will she finish the house
>>22982800I'm going on a date with Suisei.
>>22982800same but with rushia
>>22982782Korone can probably dance this song without issues, she loves going 3D
>>22982800I'll be watching the sheep and thinking of you.
>>22982782Really cute
>>22982800I'll just chill and have fun with my streams as usual, maybe hope for some valentines てぇてぇ
>>22982800Same, I'll also watch Haato read kusomaros...
>>22982579>>22982608Roboco's really good at imitating miko's yelling
>>22982800Going to watch a bunch of Rushia streams then imma fap to her before I skeep
https://twitter.com/pinkyweb_tw/status/1151576670123380736Please tell me none of this girl gonna stream tonight secretly with their boyfriend and do this
>>22982797Honestly the idea behind that stream was sound, she just needed to run her questions through Coco or even her sister first and schedule the collab to be longer to share more answers from the other girlsI dunno if she thought she was better at English than she is, but you'd think with her asking what every other word someone types in chat is on her english only streams she would have figured out she ain't so good by now
>>22982885Who gives a shitUnless you have a cuck fetish?
>>22982885What the fuck is this, fap material for cucks?
>>22982885Why do you care? Fucking cuck, fuck off.
>>22982885Implying they dont already do it
>>22982891Hopefully this will be the eye-opener for her and she'll try to improve from now on for real, then we can get some good entertainment in the future.
>>22982928If it does serves as motivation for her to actually improve her skills. But I feel that Haato just wants to go back to Japan again after she finishes her studies anyway.
>>22982891Hopefully this turns her away from ever streaming in english again, then maybe her chat will stop being cancer for once.
>>22982891It's kind of sad but I really think Haato thought she was pretty good at English.
>>22982956Rare coupling, but cute.
>>22982974The birthday girl
>>22982885One of the perks of being a 2d vtuber besides not needing to dress up is being able to have sex on stream without anyone else realizing it so I bet most of the vtubers who dated or are dating have fucked on stream at least once already.
>>22981357Matsuri had to leave.
>>22983008Off-collabs are probably much crazier than I thought.
>>22982891You people are delusional if you think this wasn't on purpose. This was 100% planned. She knows that her English isn't good and that she would make mistakes on stream. Then, she could get the crown, end the stream on a funny and unexpected note, and not have to choose and humiliate someone else.
>>22982885pls go >>22978956and stay go
>>22982885Kek they even cuck their own viewer too. It's too easy to manipulate the beta cucks nowadays
>>22983022>person makes mistake>person deliberately plans out what looks like a mistake in order to rig their own competitionOccam's razor suggests the first.
>>22983028I don't think she made the mistakes on purpose, just that she knew that she would make mistakes, and that Coco would point them out.
>>22983022Uhhh. Is this your first time watching these game show parody streams? A vast majority of them do end with someone being picked as a winner and made fun of, it's all part of the spirit and no one is 'humiliated' because it's all for fun in the first place.
Why Watame is so cute lovely kind onee-san ?
>>22983071More like dangerous wolf sheep
Mio is actually a sheep.
Which ones of you cunts did thishttps://twitter.com/PunishedW3eb/status/1228101836655083522
>>22983101I would have put the hololive hashtag.
>>22982972>rare
>>22983101at least towa cant into english
Suisei is probably practising really hard to become the best tetris player
i wish someone more interesting would play tetris
>>22983120I want to stick my line piece into Suisei's gap and complete a tetris with her!
>>22983101really went and made an account just for it too, you piece of shit.
>>22983101I'd expect nothing less from this thread
>>22983101That's pretty fucked up anon.
>>22983101While I made the drawing, I wasn't the one to post it on twitter. Shit, now I have to do the whole 4th gen to pass it as a prank, I don't want to make a Vtuber sad.
>>22983153You better start now then.
>>22983153ganbare anon
>>22983153A Coco one would be fitting considering how shes adamant against getting the fucking thing.
I'm kinda worry about AZKI, the last couple videos have had pretty shitty quality in relation to editing, at least she's still getting plenty of events
rate my OC
>>22983173Buy her voice pack to show you care.
>>22983101You have gone too far.
>>22983120I know it's forbidden to say it but I want to see Ai*3 vs Suisei.
>>22983183perfect peko
>>22983218I want to see both Ai clones collab with hololive.
I can't stop listening Okayu's karaoke streams since I clicked on this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5TSF1Acn7os I'm convinced that Okayu doesn't uses reverb just to not humiliate the homoidols.
>>22982382You got it right, that's 100% how I think.
>>22983183fixed the half-assed shading
>>22983274Korone crying to Okayu's singing is so wholesome.
>>22983234>>22983218>Ai Channel collaboration.Why don't they just go on game grumps while their at it.
>>22983183Impressive
>>22983305https://youtu.be/5qedVrPtDOshttps://youtu.be/2DleZ96y9MQIs there a list of wholesome hololive moments?
>>22983274I'm in love with her signing voice. I can't stop listening to her cover of shin takarajima
>>22983299Finally I can recognize the leader of the Usada familia.
>>22983317Is this the most strongest ship at the moment?
>>22983350Any duos who were friends before hololive tend to be like that. Okakoro and Pekomiko, etc
>>22983350Let's see.Coco has a fucking harem.Sheep will trap the rapist before it can do anything.Peko and Miko being together glitches the time and space.I guess that's it. Okakoro is the strongest ship at the moment.
>>22983331I love the Lemon one.
>>22983331Same, I also love her general calm personality, and her constant laughing heals my soul.
>>22983350I like Miko & Korone but it ruins 2 of the strongest ships
Subaru and UiMama are strongest ship in my mind.
Who do you guys think has the greatest ability to get along with the others in a collab?I think Matsuri is pretty good.
>>22983350>who are kaemito?
>>22983406Fubuki
>>22983406Probably her, Fubuki, or Marine. They all seem to mesh really well with a big variety of personalities and it's hard for me to say one is particularly better than another.
>>22983413The strongest fake lesbians
>>22983388But they are mother and duck(daughter), that's forbidden love.
who in the gay 31% out of the 28 female members?
>>22983440Shion is canon gay.
>>22983438still more legit then okakoro
>>22983367Thanks, it was beautiful.
This whole thing just was off from the start, no matter how much fixing, nothing clicked into proper place. Maybe the base idea was just wrong.
>>22983505very cute as usual
>>22983350I started to ship coco and shion yo
>>22982768The dark side of the force is a pathway to many abilities, some considered to be unnatural
>>22983505Yeah, I would start over. When are you going to start drawing on white paper (lol)?
>>22982761>>22982768Demon mating season
>>22982967Is it cake or is it cunny?
>>22983549it's a cake's cunny
>>22983523TenQ.>>22983533I've got about 10 or so more until I've done all the girls, maybe after the "first run" through so to speak I'll ditch this notepad I have and spend more time trying to do better. Currently I'm only sinking about 30mins into them.
>>22983568Keep at it and maybe you'll become our resident drawanon.
>>22983383>Korone still hasnt called Miko for an off-collabhttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1581641692732.webm
>>22983156>>22983166It took me 2 hours to edit this picture. Why are all 4th gen's designs so detailed? Going to bed now, I'll continue tomorrow.>>22983167
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1581637691880.webm
>>22983665Nice work.
I was playing with something and accidentally lost my sides.
>>22983602poor miko..
>>22983665Good job, we believe in you anon.
>>22983665Cute.Nice box of shit too.
Why are you guys so creative today?
>>22983665Now a PPT one, with her box filled to the brim with her ugly-ass shirts.
>>22983687Bastard
>>22983687what have you created
I want peko's valentine voice now! Where is it YAGOO?
>>22983700It's love, isn't it?
>>22983602Damn that's sad
anyone streaming now?
>>22983700Whatever it is, I like this.
>>22983742Its currently dead hours, everyone is at work/school
>>22983742None at the momentAlso here, keep this at handhttps://schedule.hololive.tv/#hololive
>>22983742People have to work while the company gets the money, please andastdhttps://hiyoko.sonoj.net/live/And don't forget to fav it with good tags.
>>22983754>work/schoolyou mean sleeping right?
https://www.geekjack.net/yuzuki_chocoThat's a lot of Miminame products. Anyone buying?
>>22983783$200 for her whole set is kinda rough. Peko's was $110. Although I imagine since choco regularly makes asmr and stuff the audio files would be a lot longer than peko's
「FUCK YOU」small voice
>>22983665changed the minion.>>22983700I've been sick all day, and I really needed some free time all for myself to draw some OC.>>22983703Will do. Any ideas for Watame?
>>22983805>Will do. Any ideas for Watame?Stuck inside pig haato's mouth
>>22983764Not just the vtubers, audience too, not as many people free to watch.
>>22983805Pillows? Or Asacoco?Or as >>22983815 said, Haato/(n)>>22983794I know, I hope some rich anon gets it and distributes for free, but I won't ask, they might want to keep it for themselves, they paid a lot after all.
>>22983818>Japan sleeping at noonOnly the real NEETs
>>22983805Her box filled with chip cans.
>>22983700Ayame streamed today. I'll be dead for the two weeks it'll take for her to stream again, but for now I'm still running on the afterglow.
>>22983798small fack andastd
>>22983823I've been meaning to upload pekora's but didn't watch to during the thread split autism. And now that its kinda winded down I've been making a lot of webms instead. And trying to find Aki's ark BGM on dova's channel. Should just do it now honestly
>>22983824Notice my original post, work/school?
Done.Also, linking the original just in case https://youtu.be/C9ZZr-pbBMg?t=1362
>>22983834#!zHBDSSyT!tCRVO8vvTYrGCxAIshtcgvaihIVtlStcftk4dzLnyBI
>>22983859Nice Anon.
>>22983859saved
>>22983879Why does it say bunny porn anon?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8c7ZHCnQKDQ Aki premiere in 6 minutes
>>22983939Because I didn't want to upload it with the same name geekjack had it under and couldnt think of anything else
>>22982423is just a room and contains lots of BDSM equipment. or components for a royal tier BBQ
>>22983939you may get what it says, literally
>>22983944That was really cute. Thank you Akirose Nthal.
Are the voices up for sale yet?
>>22983350Shion is going to rescue Aqua and they'll both live happily ever after with Listener.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TsF4LbRsVKoI know one of you faggots sent her this comment. Stop bullying Towa!
Shion yo homo yo
>>22983944great now i got diabetes
>>22982608Towa is obviously really familiar with Coco to imitate her so well
>>22983364>Okakoro is the strongest ship at the moment.and even they, they have barriers they dont cross that actual lovers do
>>22984010Towa's english comprehension might be even better than Haato.
>>22984019It begs me to believe that Towa secretly likes Coco and is just too shy to collab with her.
>>22984010A'ght, so she understands English to some extent. Time to send a SC making fun of her granny voice.
>>22984035Or she's an ultra nationalist and hates Coco with a passion so she did the impression to make fun of filthy gaijin.
>>22984010>I don'to smoku yaCute.
>>22984035she think too highly of her?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lusGw2tPWpQIsn't this kinda gay?
>>22983879thanks>foregotten_burthdayhuh
>>22984069>he cant hug his broanon..
>>22984062I think low self esteem and coco brashness is making it hard for a collab to happen.
Stop bullying Towa with your bullshit
22984069>>22984071Wish I had a bro I could not gay that hard with.
>>22984081Towa is bullying herself with her poor decisions
Which holo is the best pro fps playa?
>>22984094Roboco's the only one that really plays them on stream but I feel like Fubuki's probably decent just because she's good at games in general. I don't remember how anyone did when they were playing PUBG on and off.
>>22984094
>>22984107Who is this?
>>22984121My mistress
>>22983944That's really catchy, really nice surround too.>>22984069てえてえ as fuck.
>>22984105I might not watch Fubuki that much but I really do appreciate the wide net of stuff she plays
>>22984107Yeah, no. Her highest rank in OW, baby's first FPS is mid silver. For those completely aware, silver is below the average player.
Kanata seems really smart but hiding behind a dumb act
>>22984155She is a fucking NERD.
https://twitter.com/Itumade3/status/1228106170470035456/photo/1Miko...
>>22984155I've never gotten a dumb vibe from her.
>>22984155She's a hyper nerd, she's good at the role that she plays.
>>22983783Tell me I'm getting something wrong and you didn't pay a hundred for some 16 minutes of audio. The prices on these audio packs are outrageous.
>>22984071This.You can even give your bro a brojob and wouldnt be gay at all.
>>22984162Think whatever you want about the philosophy of it but they're not supposed to be a normal product, it's more of like giving a superchat but getting something more than a potential thank you in return
>>22983944It's cute but she's not even going to pretend that's she's single today by giving out a token hour of streaming huh......
>>22984155PP is the real mastermind behind the 4th gens.
>>22984160True, I guess naive would be the proper word. I wouldn’t be surprised if she is a grad student in a top liberal arts university
>>22984155She never come across as dumb
>>22984167It's a great idea and a fun thing to get so you can use alerts of your favorite chuuba or something, it's just the prices seem really high for what you get.
>>22984155She needs to take up acting lessons.
>>22983440I've know a lot of awkward, semi to fully closeted lesbians and Shion definitely fits that archetype
>>22984155She's naive and not a good liar thus why she flopped hard on that collab stream
>>22984199Shion not homo yo
>>22982229She sounds okay but the fanbase gonna be absolute cancer, seriously westerners speak like that?https://streamable.com/ehklx
>>22984217>>22984199Shion wants to be a mother yo!
>>22984199Hope she isn't, then. Those girls tend to get super Depressed at the drop of a hat.
>>22984221Thanks anon, I just got cancer.
>>22983859Anyone know why that song got to her so much? im guessing it just hit her hard but they do mention something before but i cant fully grasp it because my jap is still shit, something about high school days?
>>22984186Can't wait for Coco's "おはようございます! 起きて! 起きて! 起きて!" for my alarm
>>22984224Shiom is my children's mother yo
>>22984221I knew a girl who had a super high pitched voice kinda like and there are definitely all types
I like Okayu's calming and beautiful voiceI like Suisei's talent and singingI like Subaru's humor and determinationTowaI like Aqua's silliness and pranks
I'm gonna bully towa
>>22984010damn she only has 60k subs
I forgot to share Subaru's sneeze yesterdayhttps://youtu.be/d1SSxco7kMs?t=8278
>>22984278Man, those numbers used to be totally fine. Until a month ago Flare and Akirose used to have under that
>>22984275Do not.
Roboco doesn't smoke you fags, I have a little sister who coughs a lot too because she has bronchitis.
>>22984235She was bullied for being autistic.
>>22984289In a post first live post Ark world, Flare has nearly 85k and Aki has nearly 80k. Sui-chan has 115k too.
>>22984263Towa?
>>22984275Do it.Send her a SC mentioning her grandma voice.
>>22984010>>22984061Good for you, Towa.Giving up smoking is the hardest thing you'll ever have to do. Here's a super Chat.
>>22984324kek
towa sama will get her boost!
>>22984310Is cute!>>22984311Yes mention that her voice is cute!
>>22984263Fuck you, anon. Towa has a lot of good qualities.For example...
her sc is not that badhttps://playboard.co/en/channel/UC1uv2Oq6kNxgATlCiez59hw/superchat
>>22984263Towa and Roboco are the chill ones.Roboco is chill like a grandma and Towa is chill like a fun grandma.
>>22984155She was never dumb just a bit cheeky smartass.
Babalive.
>>22984367There is literally nothing wrong with being attracted to women my own age pretending to be 17 year old anime girls.
>>22984310Towa.....
Is Towa actually a 40+ year old OL or are you all memeing?
>>22984396Granny voice, she's probably late 20s or early 30s.
>>22984396Towa is as old as her character is meant to be.
>>22984396strangely she looks like a 25+ OL.she's one of those band cover vocals that show her face/no facemask
>>22984338One day, Towafriends... one day... we'll figure out what Towa is good for...
LEAVE TOWA ALONE, GO BACK TO BULLYING HAATO OR RUSHIA OR SOMETHING
>>22984396Some anons just can't accept the fact that young females can have that kind of voice.
>>22984408
>>22984414Good for bullying.
>>22984418https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UcZzlPGnKdUThe state of Towafags right now
What is the point of non-lesbian hololive like Mio?
>>22984389>tfw older than everyone in HololiveBeing 36 is hard.
>>22984441Mio prezent smile,but [FUCK YOU] small voice
>>22984441Mindbreak, she will become a lesbian after enough work.
>>22984447Think of it this way, you could be haato and matsuri's papa.
>>22984441You're looking for this thread >>22978956 since no one in Hololive is a lesbian. Now fuck off back to where you came from.
>>2298445331%...
>>22984441Get this crazy kid outta here.
This was painful to watch. Coco exposing her clearly got to her.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=siIr9iASfFk
>>22984472The pig needs to know her place
>>22984472Her sister getting 25/25 made it even better. Why is Kokoro so best?
>>22984472
https://twitter.com/pinkyweb_tw/status/1151576670123380736you guys ready for today's streams?
I want a voice track of nothing but distressed Luna noises
>>22984472Some of these questions are terrible. Is that how English is supposed to be spoken?
Do you think Coco did that segment on Korone's schedule to show her that her fans would be fine if she took a break or got more sleep?
>>22984551>Is that how English is supposed to be spoken?I guess so, I mean its a test from one of the top level universities in the world.
>>2298455913. Let's go by bus."We'll buy a ticket" and "It'll take too long" are both valid answers.
>>22984567I suppose in that case, it'd be slightly awkward to buy a singular ticket. Though it could very well be a coach pass, but I assume that's the issue there.
>>22984489I want more English content with Kokoro. The pig was born to be bullied.
>>22984592Yet people are baffled on why she's socially anxious
Do you know my wife Towa?
>>22984604That's weird I don't remember making this post.
>>22984551>>22984567>>22984589The main problem is that there is no context to go with the questions being asked.
>>22984604Towho?
>>22984472>This plant looks dead.>It's sleeping.My sides.
>>22984614 [FUCK YOU] big voice
Speaking of Haato, she's may have lost monetizationhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKhKJqBhPiI
>>22984626*granny voice
>>22984627nope her new stream has superchat
>>22984627https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zH72eSD-KigIt's back.
>>22984637>>22984638Thank god, that was a spook. Would be an awful day for it to happen.
>>22984627LOL
>>22984642ye fuck YouTube for making people scared that their favorite creaters can be demonetized so easily
>>22984638Haato streaming minecraft alone by herself on Valentine's.....
>>22984642It would help give Streamlabs a big push.
Seems like Haato is engaging with the even EOP more ever since the English test. She even changed Minecraft to english mode.
Loli roboco https://twitter.com/dEi_pft/status/1227996968762236928?s=19
>>22984661She's been playing in English a while.
>>22984653The fact that streamlab still needs a push is ridiculous, as if youtube hasn't been demonetizing youtubers for some fucknows reason
>>22984472Aren't all of these correct? This shit really need more context
>>22984665I would hate for any of the girls to lose monetization again but YAGOO needs a fucking wake up call.
>>22984669jesus christ anon, why are you even here?
>>22984669It's only the first one.The second answers "Why were you given this book?" and the third is "My uncle was gave me this book"
>>22984669ESL-kun.....
>>22984669??? No? Only one is correct, the others dont even make sense. Man, Pig's english streams exposed a lot of SEAmonkeys and ESL shitters.
>>22984669I'm sorry, anon...
>>22984669That one's the first one. The question with "Do you know my brother" is a good one. Tricks the JOPs.
>>22984669>I bought this book.>I was given this book for my birthday.>My uncle was the one that gave me this book.The other 2 are right but requires expansion.
>>22984669Anon, I....
>>22984676>"My uncle was gave me this book"The ESL plague is really bad.
>>22984688If you want to write it correctly then the first one is correct but in normal conversation all of these make sense, I think that's why people have a problem with this
>>22984674Why PPT isn't blueAnd why Noel isn't silver
I tried watching Haato.I can't stand her. If she speaks English, I have the sudden urge to punch her face
>>22984688>>22984700What the fuck no, the second answer is completely unrelated to the question being asked, and the addition of "was" after "my uncle" without a following clause in the third answer is a textbook example of bad grammar.
>>22984700Let's try another example.Q: Who taught you English?A: My uncle was.No it doesn't make sense.
>>22984567Usually you enter buses by paying the fare when stepping on and not buying tickets in advance (in the English speaking world at least) so I guess that one requires some English cultural knowledge as well as language knowledge.>>22984700No the third one is just flat out wrong casual conversation or not. It would need to be "My uncle did."2nd one is okay for a casual convo, though they would be implying "(Yes, )for my birthday".
haato bgm is lit as fuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zH72eSD-KigHaato is finishing her church for Watame.
How shaken is Haato?No more English only streams?No more English at all?
>>22984736She's speaking english to english superchats wishing her a happy valentine's.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=daZusrbZci4Rushia...
>>22984736Quite shaken but I think she is going to go full on more english streams in the future. I think she wants to practice english.
She's a survivor she'll come back harder, she is going to make a fool of every girl present in the last test INCLUDING AND ESPECIALLY Coco
>>22984736she got mindbroken enough to start pretending she's bad at japanese insteadI want to see her play ARK in english
>>22984711That's okay, but please don't hate her.She working hard alone, not like other members that could have close skinship each other.
>>22984736Not shaken at all if she actually studies in an Australian high school... unless that school is really shit
>>22984736That is some fortitude right there.
>>22984741It's been a little while since I've watched a Rushia stream, I think I'll tune in sounds fun
>>22984756Isn't she back in Japan?
Luna???https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=275LL3jGJYU
>>22984747I mean she is bad at Japanese compared to her peers
>>22984767Luna...
>>22984767That's illegal
>>22984758Meant for >>22984739
>>229847670 years old by the way.
>>22984767んなあああああああああ
>>22984680That one's unfair because>Do you know my brother>I knowIs actually correct in Japanese, but not in English.
Don't bully Haato, bros. It's unfair to compare Haato's English to someone who literally came from Burgerland.
>>22984767It's probably just a thumbnail bait but I really hope she acts ドS in the stream.
>>22984778it's like if a jap would laugh at ur Japanese when in burgerland
Is Haato the only actual school girl in hololive?
>>22984767There's no way this baby voice princess will wear that ! Quit playing Luna !
>>22984715Have you spoken English before in a casual conversation?
>>22984795No, luna is in preschool.
>>22984777It's a trap for Japs, but considering how long Haato has been living in English speaking countries, she should really have known better than to make a basic mistake like that. If she had actually been talking to other natives that is.
>>22984795Towa is 17
>>22984472Holy fuck I just got to the part where she starts cheating outright and STILL gets the questions wrong, this is actually sad.
>>22984800Nobody would answer "my uncle WAS" even in a casual conversation and you are retarded.
>>22984800I'd actually like to know the context in which 3 would be correct since even living in a country with notoriously broken colloquialism I have never heard this.
>>22984817"Who was the one that gave you the book""My uncle was"That's why it was given as one of the answer options.
>>22984824it would just be my uncle
Homolive
>>22984824The question was "Who gave you this book?"And really? You want to talk about casual conversation and yet you pointlessly stretched the question to be even more not casual?
>>22984781素晴らしい!
>>22984824No esl-kun, the correct response would be "My uncle did", not was, even with the modified question you provided. "Was" would just be flat out wrong.
>>22984800Have YOU? Is this the hill you want to die on? Its ok if your grammar sucks, there is always room for improvement. But for the love of god cut it out with the mental gymnastics and take the L.
>>22984840Oh shit I fucked upWell okay "Was" would be correct in that situation but stillThat wasn't the question now was it.
i feel uncomfortable sharing a thread with such disgusting ESLs
>>22984828It's a shorter form of "My uncle was the one that gave me the book.">>22984835Read the post you're responding to.
>>22984830I Coco actually helped YAGOO fund a Holohouse that'd be great, the amount of collabs would sky rocket.
>>22984830PersonalpetTenshi
>>22984850Holohouse would be great until the stories of rampant sexual assault and hazing of kouhais came out.
>>22984850Did you just have a stroke?
Even if it is wrong. The third option is the only one that makes sense. It specifically asks "who". Through process of elimination, you'd get it right if you weren't retarded.
How would you guys have done on that test?Looking at the thread it looks like some people would have gotten lower than Haato.
>>22984848I've only seen niggars shorter sentences like that and, really, you shouldn't be taking notes on how to talk or write from a nigger
>>22984850It really doesn't look like Yagoo has anything to do with her plan.
>>22984862Ah, finally shown your true self, sorry for responding to someone like you.
>>22984854Yea, a streamer house is just a recipe for disaster.
>>22984850>>22984864Looks like Coco is going to strong arm everything to go her way despite whatever happens with management.
>>22984869truly american of her
>>22984846Welcome to the Haatos chat experience.
>>22984866The fuck are you talking about
>>22984868It would just introduce dumb, pointless drama
>>22984869I respect her for that.
>>22984859I did the business test yesterday and got 21/25. Still a shameful display, but nowhere near as bad as half the people here... Or Haato.
>>22984858Who connotes a person as a subject, including the pronoun "I". It's like asking "Who are you?" and responding with "I am (name)."
>>22984874Imagine being Towas or someone elses boyfriend and getting to run a train on all of them
>>22984874Nijisanji has a lot of dumb, pointless drama and people eat that shit up, drama bring views
are rushia fans the richest
>>22984869You almost need to with how slow the management has been. It basically took Coco pushing for Streamlabs and westerners getting involved to finally get management to get off their asses.
>>22984881Ignore the grammar. Think about the meaning of the question. It's asking "who" and to be correct you would answer whom. I think a lot of ESL's here are making this needlessly complicated.
Imagine trying to sleep with people like pekora or korone streaming. They would need some A grade soundproofing
So how much semen does Rushia have inside her right now?
Not even two months in and she will hit 200k by tomorrow. Fucking insane.
Enough of off topic English discussions.https://twitter.com/asumisumimi/status/1227964794050772994Here is Okayu dancing to some music.
>>22984869As a company going through the effort to create what is essentially a studio with living accommodations would be a pointless risk.
>>22984901It's only 4pm surely she hasn't been ravaged that much already...
>>22984904that's way too energetic for that lazy cat
>>22984901None, because they probably use protection.
>>22984901Rushia is playing minecraft right now
Rushia stop forcing yourself to speak in english
>>22984922Yeah, and how much semen does she have inside her right now while streaming?
>>22984926even I gotta admit it's p cute
>>22984926Learning from Haato I see.
To think the thing you guys decide to spend your valentine's doing is to argue about English and bully Towa.Go sit and wait for everyone's voice pack patiently or something.
>>22984932Bullying Towa is fun.
>>22984932But I am bullying Haato
>>22984932Bullying Towa is my god given right and you will never take that from me.
>>22984932I'm sorry. I will stop.
I never wanted to breed with anyone more than I want to with Rushia. That perfect, slender body. Those excellent, like a flower bud, breasts. The child bearing hips of a literal goddess. It honestly fucking hurts knowing that I'll never mate with her, pass my genes through her and have her birth a set of perfect offspring. I'd do fucking ANYTHING for the chance to get Rushia pregnant. A N Y T H I N G. And the fact that I can't is quite honestly too much to fucking bear. Why would God create something so perfect? To fucking tantalize us?
Nakiri Ayame in a nutshell:lied about not streaming was because of health problem but was found staying up playing lol with boyfriend all night, fucked by sugar daddy for two whole days on both Christmas eve and Christmas, raped by another sugar daddy on birthday while simultaneously seducing more sugar daddies, ofc neglects all fan arts but still remembers to retweet and pin merch links, returned for 150k celebration stream on time in order not to miss LOVE from fans.an innocent slut who sacrifices her own time to be a virtual whore to satisfy otakus, doff your dicks to her gentlemen, please support her with red superchats so that your idol can play lol with her boyfriend on a big fat 4K, at least you could be her virtual sugar daddy and jerk off to her pre-recorded booth Valentine msgs just for you!https://imgur.com/a/r9sfYGT?
>>22984932I now feel like making several different twitter accounts and spam this >>22979702 on her feed.
>>22984950Thats mean, just post it with the art hashtag
>>22984947This, but with Shion.
>>22984949I dont care, I'm not her father nor her boss. If I donate to her is because I'm paying for her entertainment service.I couldnt give 2 shits what she does or does not with her time or money, go away filthy nip. We may be degenerates, but we arent as possessive or obsessive with idols as you faggots are.
>>22984949I don't care if she's gargling penises, I just want her to stream again.
>>22984949Despite this she got 800k yen in her recent stream, life must be easy being an idol.
>>22984947This, but with A-chan.
>>22984947This, but with Pekora
>>22984949Please don't bring the idol mindset to vtubers, it has no place here. Fuck off to your containment threads.
>>22984969>Please don't bring the idol mindset to vtubersyou're about 3 years too late
https://twitter.com/tsunomakiwatame/status/1228226766923153409ponkotsu sheep
>>22984947This, but with Choco
>>22984969Judging by his atrocious grammar, I'm assuming hes an assblasted nip trying to stir up shit. Too bad for him western mentality towards their idols isnt as depraved and twisted as theirs.
>>22984949mate this isn't an anti thread, 99% of us literally don't care about shit like this
>>22984974God imagine after all that sex sleeping next to Choco while she snores.
>>22984949I mean, you're giving them your money to splurge however they want in the first place, if you really care about how they spend it and whether it's on the cock buffet you probably just shouldn't be giving it, you have no control.
>>22984972And you're too late to understand that no one likes that mindset here. Fuck off.
>>22984949This is why you don't spoonfeed newfagsDoes everyone finally understand the high quality posts that come from it
>>22984947Yeah I think she's pretty cool.
>>22984949...you want me to unzip my dick for Ayame?
>>22984975i'm pretty sure it's a chink translated from whatever site chinks use. nips don't write english like that
>>22984949>raped by another sugar daddy on birthday while simultaneously seducing more sugar daddies,How the fuck does this work? So she seduced other men while literally being raped? How is that even possible? Why didn't she ask them to help her not get raped?
>>22984991that sounds pretty hot, i'd love a doujin like that... but with Suisei instead of ayame.
>>22984991"Oh please don't fuck me, I look so hot being raped, doesn't it just turn you on. Don't do it, I'll be very sexy"
>>22984994"No, don't T-spin your penis into my vagina, don't push all of your junk into meeeee"
>>22984994my girl suisei is NOT for raping
>>22984988Do not lewd the Oni
>>22984949I can play games all night fine even when I'm sick. What kind of logic is this?
>>22985003She is for raping me, though.
>>22984994Everyone knows ayame is a whore but suisei is the best idol who is always cute and not for fat bastard doujin
>>22985007True, but you're not running a stream, where you have to do it and talk constantly and be entertaining. Plus if you have an illness like a cold where your voice is messed up and you're coughing constantly it's probably better to just call it off.
>>22984949this is why you choose your favorite vtubers wiselyyou can tell which ones are introverted shut-ins
>>22984981That the post is just some shitpost made by antis to make fun of those sort of otaku you retardThe image alone should have made that obvious
Is it weird that I don't care a bit about them having sex or boyfriends etc. but I care a lot about their age?I'll be damned if I'm a grown-ass adult man spending my free time watching some teenaged girl with no life experience talk about shit as if she knows anything about the world. That's why watching senchou is so perfect, it's like gleaning nuggets of wisdom from a grandma
let me buy the sheep's valentine message already YAGOO
>>22985023she was kind enough to give us a sample at the end of today's watame no uta...
>>22985022I only really care if they're fun to watch. It's not like I'd ever meet them anyway, let along fuck em. So I don't particularly give a shit.
Oh boy surprise surprise, vtubers have a life outside of vtubing. I'm watching notChoco try to bake a simple cake.
I really like ppt's voice, towa on other hand.....btw sheep gonna be shave'd later today when coco gets her 200K subs
Thread is really salty today.
I can translate more 2ch idolfag reactions to finding out about members having boyfriends etc if you guys would want that.
>>22985020Its exagerted with the rape bit but those MPV shots are from her account this isnt 5ch and even with new idolfags we are still better than them so it doesnt really matter
>>22985013I've streamed stuff for my friends for just an hour or two while not talking even half as much as most vtubers and that already left me wanting to not talk for the rest of the night, I have a lot respect for anybody who can keep banter up that long
>>22985038It's a shame, we were so creative too.
>>22984947
>>22985041FBK has never had a boyfriend!
>>22985049she just sleeps around without being tied down
>>22985041Who do they even say has a boyfriend other than Ayame and Rushia? At this point I'm just morbidly curious.
>>22985041Sounds fun desu
>>22985067hot
>>22985038It's because the depression of Vday is catching up and there's nothing to do.
>>22985067Stop
https://hololive.booth.pm/items/1820133 voices are out for sale now.
>>22985098okayu, korone, pekora, noel and marine get
>>22985107So, how long are they?
Good 'ol Google translate.
>>22985098It's on geekjack too https://www.geekjack.net/cover_valentine_sp
>>22984767Wait, that exact pose seems familiar
>>22985030You can't just post that and not give a hint. I need more Choco pls
>>22985098>>22985131Ahhh, I can't decide, and I can only afford one
Matsuri and the PP trifecta are supposed to be going/have gone on a Valentine's outing today.
>>22985098What's the average duration of those audios?
>>22985098>>22985131>>22985145Why don't we all help each other out and buy only one chara and share it to the thread so we can say that we bought the whole set without spending a hefty sum?Just suggesting.
>>22985151should wait until the sale is over on the 17th before sharing
>>22985151Anon...
>>22985151Sure.After the sale.
>>22985151Sorry you misunderstood but my problem is not being able to support all my favourites. I'm not gonna lower their income even more by posting the one I bought here, and I don't want anyone else to do it.
>>22985151You're not helping Hololive at all.
I hope Rushia plays Metal Gear
>>22985151After the 17th of April maybe.
It's a Shion stream! This will help with the depression.
Elite cooking with Miko https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xh6IgmF-w6w
>>22985174She'd never heard of it huhI guess she's a riajuu after all...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6CqW3xm0rrII'M A GENIUSOH NOwith shion
>>22985178>>22985180Nice. I knew my girls would spend this day with me and not go anywhere.
There's been a lot of them forgetting to turn their mics on recently.
>>22985184I love Shion's voice.
Oh no, Shion was talking to her boyfriend Michael!
>>22985180Wow, shes actually cooking.
>>22985208It's basically ASMR though.
bros, i just bought towatowa's voice pack, but why do i feel like i lost something important?and why do i feel happy about the card?
>>22985223It's your heart, it's been stolen.
>>22985213Until she accidentally burns down her house.
>>22985223Just think how happy you made herBeing her only sale and all
>>22985223Acts of such kindness only enrich you, so I can't think of anything you would lose here.
>>22985238Come on anon. He said Towa, not AZKi.
>>22985223>>22985238I hope this anon doesn't get TenQ's, but a HundredQ's.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Muy7B9S4bDc this can't be happening
>>22985162>>22985166>>22985171Right, you must've thought that I would just leech.>>22985167It's okay, I was just speaking out my thoughts.>>22985166>>22985176unsure if this was sarcastic or genuine, but, cool.
>>22985245With surprise guest kagura mea
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Od7ldb595QM cat cheating on dog on valentines...
>>22985223Anon, you're not alone. I also got Towa's, and I'm elated.
https://twitter.com/suisei_hosimati/status/1228226115686109187?s=20 Please look at my waifu's art.
I just bought all the voice pack. The Coco one was really funny.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xyXKJAZH_PwI love Suisei's singing!
>>22985247What does Download Possible Number mean? Maximum number of times you can download the voice files from their servers? That's fucked if so.
>>22985257Lovely and Cute!
>>22985245They did this last year as well, this is nothing new.
>tfw i spent my money on SC and i cant afford Okayu's voiceAt least tell me I'm not the only one whose valentine just got ruined.
>>22985247Just because you already bought one doesn't mean you're not leeching. Go buy everything if you want to hear the other voices.
>>22985257Suisei is very cute every day but especially today!
shion yo...
Coco is already going to achieve Suisei dream this year and she just just two months ago...
Come on Miko... Be a dumbass and photograph something with a shiny surface so I can CSI it.
>>22985150>>22985119Sui's voice is 2 minutes.>>22985262Yep, it went to 2 after I downloaded once.
>>22980543I'd like to get Rushia's but I'm too broke right now.
What other means of payment are available? I don't have a credit card, but I really want to buy one of the voice packs.
>>22985282>I don't have a credit cardTry your debit card.
>>22985282PayPal
>>22985245can't believe maimoto is going to fuck ui mama while subaru is watching
>>22985267I'm going to do both tonight because I'm not a child and know how to save money.
Shion yo...
Shion?!
Haato....
>>22985294maybe anon is just on neetbux
I can't believe Shion is illiterate...
>>22985303haato exposed
>>22985277Hmm, if you bought from Booth you probably wouldn't have been saddled with the fucked up dl restriction. I've bought 3d models (boothcats) from there before without getting hit by such a limit.Well, I suppose the dl limit doesn't matter if you back up the file somewhere anyway.
SHION NO
Oh no, Shion is doing english test
>>22985180Elite Miko has to run to the store because she forgot ingredients.
Haato will never recover if shion does better than her
>>22985303is it going to be a small fack
>>22985303I'll drink after the fuckingbest translation
>>22985304Maybe anon should get a job so they can support their favourite chuubas better
>>22985303thanks Google
>>22985303Yea, fucking with her senpais
>are you going to come inside soonUNNNHHH
I am going to come inside Shion soon!
>>2298533431% of holos has slept with each other
>>22985340For ever.
>>22985337>For ever.
I am long
>>22985269If I could, then I would, but I don't have any more money for the rest of the month after buying Sui's pack.>>22985314Yep, already backed it up. #!mMJiHIgb!xJXyNQRVMAj4aGlNRGBkE41C2BDwMidJdI8-we0wiH4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ltUNmsplViI
>>22985347Why is it called dolphin porn?
Anon, Miko took a picture of some foil it's time for you to CSI.
>>22985352You think it isn't?
>>22984669NO NOT AGAIN
Shion really likes question 4.
What the hell is up with these examples?
Shion, please stop saying that or I won't be able to hold
Oh just found this. https://youtu.be/-uQ4bc7otx8
>>22985303What did she mean by this? Who is fucking her? Watame?
I don't think i'll be able to hold it in when she reads question 8.
Considering Shion doesn't exactly claim she knows English, she's doing pretty damned well.
>>22985367>who is fucking herabout 31% of hololive
>>22985375She got several right and then turned around and changed her answers.
>>22985372I meant 7
Does anyone have the link to the test she's doing?
fucking kek haato in shion's chat
Haato must be lonely. She has been just streaming this entire day.
>>22985290Debu!
>>22985381https://www.cambridgeenglish.org/test-your-english/for-schools/
>>22985382Haato has to try and flex while she can.
Let's come together, Shion.
>>22985385She's part of the 69% who don't get fucked
>>22985375She almost got 4/5 on first page but changed it
>>22985394But she's drinking after the fucking
>>22985385Stuck in a foreign country with no friends to talk to except the monstrous wild life.
Miko going to set her house on fire!
Haato must be sweating bullets right now. Imagine if Shion manages to score higher than her. Imagine the fucking shame.
my 3rd grade English class had harder tests than this
>>22985397Come on anon Aussies aren't that bad.
>>22985399Again...
i can't believe shion is going to use haato as an ingredient for her cake
>>22985401How many points did Haato score?
>>22985405Fuck off cunt we dont want more fucking chinks
>>22985390FUCK
>>2298541013/25
>>22985401Page 1 gave me hope.Page 2 did the opposite.
>>2298541014/25 the 1st time13/25 on the 2nd
Shion just give up
>>2298541014/25Incidentally because I love reminding everyone too, her sister, Kokoro got 25/25
>>22985416Thanks for exposing yourself
>>22985397We may murder some tourists occasionally, but we are pretty friendly most of the time.
https://youtu.be/2dIc1c1gC-8 Sora doing vtuber yoga!
9/25, 4 points below Haato, who I remind you "Like Coco, Haato speaks English fluently"
Tests are pointless, they arent going to help you talk the language any better, just go watch some movies and listen to songs and you will learn a language faster.
>>22985428fuck off spider
>>22985431Tummy!
>>22985437It's a test Anon, it's to measure how much you have learned, it's not supposed to teach you anything.
>>22985397I wonder how she dealt with the mega fires and flash flooding?
>>22985416anonよ...
>>22985452Her parents picked her up in their boat and they waited it out in another country.
>>22985437You sure can't talk it better, maybe you could improve and speak it more fluently.But what do I know right?
>>22985431why the fuck is she wearing a bikini in winter? does virtual japan not have seasons?
https://twitter.com/REDALiCE/status/1228241092341952512Pekora!
Haato bullying normalfags
>>22985461She's at Jamal's house. It's always warm there
Ayame stream two days in a row? What is this magic.https://youtu.be/QRPBMs8qhTM
Miko is talking to the mechanical peko
>>22985483She'd had to be really stupid (Or extremely busy) to not do it. This is *the* prime market time for lonely virgin superchats.
>>22985483She should take a long break afterwards, or she might overwork herself
Elite mousepad
>>22984947>perfect offspringanon you need 2 perfect parents for that to occur, not just 1
Wow, everyone has really cute English fonts for their names on the geekjack site. Aside from 4th gen obviously who haven't had time to get one designed I suppose
>>22985492So she IS a filthy weeb... noice
>>22985416Dont worry anon, I got the same and I'm a dirty EOP. It happens to the best of us
>>22985487I guess she wanted a separate 150k sub and valentine streams for double the money.
>>22985492Living the dream
>>22985483The anti sure quick, 80 dislike already.
>>22985483Nice. Dunking on the antis on valentines then proceeding to get laid once the stream is done.
>>22984155There are smart idiots, and then there are intelligent idiots. Smart idiots are knowledgeable people with a shit IQ, and intelligent idiots are intelligent people that are clueless and have little, or lack general knowledge. The latter case is common with many rich kids that went to private schools who have zero social or life skills, for example. Incredibly common, in fact. Scarily common. PP, from what I have seen so far, seems to be fairly sheltered based on many discussions she has had in relation to general life, childhood, etc. Whether this is just built up for a character is the other question, equally what category she belongs to. She seems to be an intelligent idiot.In relation to the language test being done again by my wife Shion, that dumb language literacy test is a classic case of an intelligent idiot - the test is littered with British-isms that a foreigner wouldn't have a fucking clue about. Great job, you fucking mongs.Not to mention it uses some super formal language in some instances. No cunt speaks dictionary-English, not even the Royal family. That sort of shit is spoken by pretentious twats that go to Finishing Schools. >>22985428Nice try, fire tornado. I see through your tricks.
>>22985495How new are you?
>>22985396yeah, herself
>>22985452She obviously lives in a city or near a city.>>22985385Well at least we now know that that she doesn't have a bf.
>>22985495i dont think you know the definition of weeb
>>22985501idolfags so.
>>22985513Being in a city doesnt mean you are safe. The fires got meters away from western sydney.
Fuck it, I'm too gonna bake something today.
Come to Australia its very safe!
>>22985503u just mad u got 10/25 cuz you are retarded
>>22985538be more of a man like aqua and put protein gel and other weird shit in it
>>22985539Nah m8, the flood took care of the fire.
>>22985548Yes, put your manly protein gel in it.
>>22985549All good
>>22985549What did you guys do to start getting the 10 plagues goddamn
>>22985549At least the dam level is increased by about 30%.
>>22985559Start? This is a yearly occurrence here.
>>22985549https://youtu.be/7gAnwTWFuyI?t=32
this is still a hololive thread right
>>22985435ESL-kun....
haato is REALLY thirsty for watame holy shit
>>22985541i no bbz i'm v big dum. Seriously though, the test sucks big balls.IQ tests are another issue that it comes up in - retards using general knowledge in IQ tests automatically makes it worthless. IQ tests should use basic or preferably no language skills to get a point across in order to answer. IQ tests the featuresets, not capacity. It's like your HDD speeds versus capacity. >>22985568He was meaning the result Shion got in her recent stream. I think. I hope.Watch it, it was fun. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6CqW3xm0rrI
>>22985572this kind of yuri is what i live for
God is dead.
>>22985566Yes, we are talking about the newest member J.C.
what ifvtubers in gmod
>>22985587what ifvtubers in vrchat
>>22985584the absolute state of EOP's
>>22985572Watame just wants her to mofu her mofus already, wha are you waiting for Haato?
>>22985587>>22985590What ifWhat if
>>22985584Wanted to call him a retard but it would ruin my love filled cupcake stream, fuck him.
>>22985579>He was meaning the result Shion got in her recent stream. I think. I hope.Are you having a stroke? I can't understand what you're trying to say.
I want to make batter with Miko!
>>22985600Shion got a 9 in her English test stream. Try to keep up.
>>22985572Please understand, this is the first time in years that someone has shown interest in Haato. The only thing that keeps Haato from raping Watame is the geographical distance between them.
>>22985483Those idolfags are pathetic
>>22985605she is too busy receiving my batter at the moment sorry anon
>>22985580the type of yuri that only last for a short time and just ends?
>>22985606>Try to keep up.No, I know what Shion got, I watched it earlier. I'm trying to mock your shit english earlier. Maybe you should try to keep up with the reading comprehension.
>>22985609Let her finish cooking first Pekora, control yourself.
>>22985608Let's not bring it here please
these threads used to be comfy during real nippon hours, is valentines day really making you faggots this upset?