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Maids are olev

Cat girl enclaves in the mountains.
The hidden city of Shangri-nya

>>23002557
ＳＩＸ
ａｒｍｐｉｔｓ

>retain beautiful youthful skin for hundreds of years
>will still dig you when you're older
>elf dicks are smaller
>lewd sex machines that always have kinky fantasies on their minds
Elven whores are literally made for human cock and there's no questioning it, go fuck an elf today!

>>23002749
>being a big girl's pet
y/n?

>>23002794
I just really want to fuck one of those burnt-out cynical madams...

>>23002586
Okay now what?

>>23002812
Is fine, I want to give up all power and responsibility

>>23002812
Yes, but only if she’s loving and caring, and hopefully in a not too demeaning way.

PANDA
A
N
D
A

>>23002794
But anon...her mana...it's, it's old.

>>23002933
Just lol if you don't have a mana-milf fetish

>>23002950
Let me rephrase.

Her mana is ancient.

>>23002973
Damn I want her to dildo my ass

>>23002749
Best monsters

>>23002749
I wanna be warm with a fox and smoke what she's having

>>23002997
She looks like she sadistically enjoys punishing little boys

>>23002794
Elves are haughty stuck-ups that have to be put in their place. Meanwhile, half-elves are overcome with happiness when they find someone who doesn't treat them like garbage.

>>23003022
What a coincidence, little boys enjoy being sadistically punished by her!

>>23003022
This one enjoys punishing little boys, that one enjoys punishing young adult boys...

>>23002812
Yes. I want a big leaky mommysnek

Picking up and pounding away at a shortstack Myconid!
Using a busty Matango's tits while she's sleeping!
Letting a Mad Hatter use you as her chair!

>>23003063
>ywn be coiled up by a big snake

>>23003063
>ywn be the Echidna cult head priestesses cum pump.
>ywn be dominated infront of hundreds of sneks by your CC snek.
I want it so bad.

Can a devilbug and kikimora exist in the same household with the same husband?

>>23003102
This is my favorite picture

Look how happy she is

>>23003105
Theoretically, no.
In practice, yes.

>>23003074
I want all three of these!

>Be hiker anon
>Go on a trip to the mountains
>Travel through the frigid wilderness, going off the beaten path for a while before deciding to loop around and return to your cabin
>Suddenly, you hear a branch snap from behind you
>You spin around and see gif related
>Do you mating press into the snow with plenty of tender smooching or doggystyle against a tree with lots of spanking and tail pulling ?

>>22999981
It appears I fell asleep in the middle of our conversation. My apologies. Genies are very nice. On thought from the clarity of wakefulness, however, there is a species of mamono that persists to some notable degree in my fantasies.

>>23003105
Yes. They'll both be initially drawn to the same things, and tug their husband back and forth between their ideals, constantly making more work for one another in the process.

>>23003105
>>23003112
>big motherly kikimora trying to rehabilitate a perpetual-bachelor master
>tiny mischievous devil bug trying to continue a shared self-indulgent NEET lifestyle with her "best friend"
Sounds like a good sitcom

>>23003123
AH! INVISIBLE MONSTER!

>>23003101
>>23003102
Yandere snakes are for men of culture only

>>23003101
Fat snek.

>>23003123
Its pretty fucking gay if you'd fuck the invisible man, anon. Try running deeper into the mountains and finding yourself a ushi oni!

>>23003213
Tsuchinokos are cute!

>>23003202
I want a Shirohebi with a fetish for cuckquean roleplay!

>>23003221
Thickest maiden in the shrine.

>>23003202
I prefer a yandere vampire

>>23003105
Beezlebub would be a better mismatch for a kikimora no?

>>23003110
It's nice when they're really into it, with little or no regard to my well-being.

>>23003217
What does ushi milk taste like?

Here's a new (old?) request of my Kobold daughteru. This is officially the longest I've had to wait for a commission/request at a year and two weeks. I really do like how it came out though.

>>23003287
Probably like cinnamon with a slight hint of nutmeg

>>23003294
>spoiler
Holy shit dude, glad you got it

>>23003294
>letting your daughter go out in her underwear
Also fucking hell, that's a long time.

Weirdest foreplay yet.

>>23003202
What happens if you meet their yandere tendencies with acceptance and encouragement?

>>23003280
What is she dreaming about that she needs to hold him so tight?

>>23003312
Me too, I actually have another one coming from this artist, hopefully it won't take too much longer.

>>23003323
It's waterproof underwear anon, it's fine when she's in the rain!

Another lewd commission https://twitter.com/DaAxem/status/1229114759628197888

>>23003328
Evil Overlord monsters are hot.

>>23003123
Well well well, if it isn’t the invisible cunt

>>23003343
Good dog!

What mamono have the most pussy juice?

>>23003379
Undine

>>23003294
puppi cunni!

>>23003379
Jubjub

>>23003379
Barometz have literal juice!

>>23003379

>>23003343
This is why my hellwife is unem-freelancing.

>>23003379
Fish are juicy

>>23003397
What does ropu's cunny smell like?

>>23003413
Goat

>>23003385
That's fair.

>>23003392
>>23003394
>>23003406
I'd get addicted to a harem like that.

>>23003328
>expression promises unlimited cum.jpg

>>23002812
I'm a man, and I have my pride, so no.

>>23002924
BREEDING PROGRAMS

>>23003462
fucking hell

Could ecidnas have spiny quil hair?

>>23003462
Haha, I'll see if I can come up with a follow up pic for it sometime.
>>23003346
That they are! She's a kind overlord tho.

>>23003101

>>23003328

Android girls are based too

>>23003597
I like her weight.

>>23003294
I want to fuck your daughteru in the ass

>>23002812
I would accept this fate

>>23002812
If dogs way woof and cats say meow, what do good little husbands say?

>>23003597
Getting called a louse has a certain something to it.

>>23003653
I mean I don't know how many version of "Please rape me!" there are but, all of them.

>>23003653
Yes, dear

>>23003063
need source pls

How to appease local mountain wolf deity?

>>23003736
Delicious meat and belly rubs.
Definitely not an excuse to get my hands on those abs.

>>23003746
>give tasty meat, rub ab'd stomach after meal
seems like it'd work

>>23003709
https://www.tsumino.com/entry/31232

How long would it take for the salamander one has hired as a bodygaurd to try and get you to fight her/fuck her?

Which monsters are best for having your head squeezed by their thighs?

>>23003803
Demon. No question about it.

>>23003803
Lava Golem

>>23003736
>axed
fuck

Humans are the best! So defenseless and cute!
If humans were real, I would cuddle mine all day long to keep them warm and comfy...

What happened when a husband and wife monster couple from before the great change got changed? It was said that male monsters became monster girls so did they become a lesbian couple or did their marriage get annulled? This question has in mind the ageless monsters who'd stick around such as vampires.

>>23003910
Now two girls who set out in search of a husband together.

>>23003910
Same situation as when a man alps despite a monster being interested in him. They stay together, but will not hesitate to add in a man who catches their eye.

>>23003918
Translation please. It looks funny. Also, what's he holding? A smartphone?

>>23003928
I don't believe I've ever seen a translation for that pic, unfortunately.

>>23003799
>VULKAN LIVES!

>>23003910
Makes sense. It'd be hilarious if the pair were of whichever is the most tomboy monster girl species. It'd be like getting scouted by a pair of tomboys to become one of their bros, or something like that.

>>23003952
I want a salamander with TTS Vulkans personality.
So many back-breaking hugs.

>>23003974
Meant to reply to >>23003918

>>23003803
Loli Wight except I want her to squeeze my hand or penis between them instead of head.

>>23003909
I want your husband to fuck me in the ass.

>>23003736
She's got a man between her legs, she'll be appeased soon enough.

>>23004003
Human cocks are so tiny, though. They don't even have knots or anything...
They're better used as sleeves, instead

>>23003613
I love her pale skin

>>23004067
>Mastah, that Lich across the street is trying to raise a blood moon again. Want me to go say something?

New wife picture! Does your wife like video games?

I wish I had shotafication potion so I could sit on a Jinko's lap.

>>23004094
Both do, one much more than the other to the point that she streams.

>>23004096
In lieu of potions you could drink a bunch of alcohol first.

>>23004115
I would do it without drinking anything, but it'd be less embarrassing for her to have a little boy on her lap rather than a grown man.

>>23004131
She'll be the judge of that

>>23004094
I want to fuck your wife in the ass

>>23002812
Nope.
Not into being a pet, and not into big.

>>23004094
I'm sure if I had a waifu she would.

Got a commission from Ramen again
This time she’s exploring the wonders of the New World! What mysteries await her in this mysterious land?

>>23002812
Yes. I want a big hellhound to walk me around on a leash.

Would you fuck a dragon on top of her gold pile?

Whats the name of the artist from pic related?

>>23004251
Is that a Pirate Kiki?

>>23004284
@NSFWolf_
Warning, hates mge and draws male furry anubis fucking that girl

>>23004290
Obviously it's a conKikidor.

>>23004296
>hates mge and draws male furry anubis fucking that girl
Based and redpilled

>>23004251
What a worldly, well-travelled kiki. Cute as always.

>>23004290
>>23004300
The dubs has it, ConKikidor is absolutely right.

>>23004251
Lots of gold and natives to bring back to mastah.

>>23004317
Thank ya! She really has been all over.

>>23004323
Hey, gold is never a bad thing!

>>23004251
Really gives me Ixalan vibes.

meaty tails are for licking the underside of until you reach her genitals

>>23004251
Kikis with glasses are always the best!

i wonder if majambalaya restores circumcised foreskin

>>23004465
Only if it has been cut recently. Otherwise you'd need some transformation magic.

>>23004487
done at birth

>>23001243
A girl like that would be able to masturbate just by hugging herself with her newfound soft paws

Living Dolls are underrated.

>>23004540
They would be very fun to custom make.

>>23004440
Yandere maids are too scary. How can you be sure she isn't watching you sleep.

>>23004540
i like Tiny Evil 2

>>23004540
They are to spooky. And not sexy spooky, just spooky.

>>23004567
But she just wants to make sure you're well protected!
That you're all hers and no one else will take you away
>>23004540
Cute living dolls are very hard to come by I agree, it's easy to forget they exist now

>>23004589
What a spooky kiki.

fish girls a cute

>>23004540
>I-it's an action figure

>>23004600
i like the fish girls with legs

>>23004547
Very fun to customize, and reassemble!
Maybe take parts of her and use them to pleasure myself in front of her!
Maybe have multiple Living Dolls in a harem and switch their parts up, so they can get feeling from each others' actions with me.

>>23004574
How so?

>>23004589
I don't get why they're so forgotten.

>>23004606
kek

>>23004634
Those are some great ideas.
>Take 'Big Tiddy Goth GF' doll's head and swap it with 'Super Bubblegum Petite Magical Girl' head
>Pouting/happy bouncing ensues

>>23004600
Stick it in the fish.

>>23003653
"I love you, honey"

>>23004634
Living Dolls, Golems, and automatons have a special place for me because they're so customizeable.

>>23004669

>>23004714
Something fun? Like videogames?

>>23004600
fish girls got nice tummys

>>23004714
"Alright. Sit. Lay down. Who's a good girl?"
and then anon proceeded to pet her and mating press at the same time

>>23004656
>fish
>actually walks on land
man evolution is wild

How do I go about arranging a tanuki to crush my head between her plump thighs while reading "Basics of Economics (5th Edition)" to me?

Remember to trust gyaru monsters, they only want to help you.

>>23004649
>CC "hooker" doll and loli imouto doll switch their pelvises for a day
>then decide to have a threesome with me

>>23004677
I agree. Likewise with Living Armor. Constructs tend to be my favorite monsters in fantasy settings anyways, though.

>>23004801
Tsundere Living Armor! Spiky on the outside, soft on the inside.

how can I protect myself from delinquent monster girl gangs?

>>23004745

>>23004799
Why did wind god girl pop in my head?

>>23004884

What's the Grindr of monstergirls?

>>23004831
Kuudere Living Armor who's frigid on the outside and warm and loving to me while I wear her!

What kind of mamono based products would we see if they were real?

>>23004920
Isn't Grindr for gay people? So there wouldn't be, since every monster girl is at least bi heavily skewed towards straight.

>>23004893
Best Zombie.

You are Isekai'd into Monster World by the grace of truck-kun.

You start with one level in the class rolled here.
https://en.shindanmaker.com/215310
You may later on, upon level up, choose a secondary class to learn.

This monster has plans to subdue you in combat and then take you home to keep for herself.
https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Special:Random

How fucked are you? I got
>Blue Mage
>Doppelganger
This is going to get really confusing really fast.

>>23004937
There would probably be classes taught by Dhampirs about how exactly to integrate into human society, intended for monsters that tend to disguise themselves like demons. But they'd probably be filled with lots of hilarious inaccuracies.

>>23003182
Gonna yell really loudly in her cave that I want to date her!

>headpatting a lolinubis because she's such a good-mannered sweetheart
>wombpatting her because the fat bottomed body in skimpy desert girl clothes turns you on

>>23004952
>Gunslinger
>Siren
Fuck, I'm not even going to resist.

>>23004952
Cavalier vs. Mandragora

>show off with my impressive fencing display
>pass out from the yelp she lets out when I accidentally poke her with my coil

Like a bad monty python gag.

>>23004920
>>23004942
It would be exclusively for Alps and men who want to fuck or become Alps.

>>23004952
>Dragon Knight
>Dragon

I swear to god I got these. I did re-roll once because I got Bastet and I figured that was cheating to have a goddess.

>>23004952
>Conjurer
>Fallen Brides Story: Sasha, "Embraced in the Bosom of Corruption"/Chapter 4

This is bullshit

>>23004937
Realistically? Very little outside of novelty/entertainment stuff. Reason being that monsters don't actually need to participate in commerce at all. All they need is a husband and they live in a cave completely isolated from society and still be fine.

Since employment and, by extension, the earning and spending of money is basically an optional hobby for them, most marketing in MGE world would be towards humans, specifically human women. Think current marketing tactics for make-up and cosmetics, but angled more towards "buy our product or else monsters will snatch up all the men and you will die alone."

At least that's what'd I'd do if I was a businessman.

>>23004767
A fellow Sowellfag on /jp/?

>>23004999
Also I have no idea how I would do.

>>23004952
>Ranger
>Unagi Joro
Should be manageable. Eels are only an issue if they get close, so I'm fine as long as I keep distance.
>>23005001
Try this link instead:
https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Special:RandomInCategory/Mamono

>>23005006
Considering you'd be a level 1 Dragon Knight. You'd get DRAGON'D

>>23004952
>Scout vs High Orc
I may have a problem here

>>23004952

>pirate
>troll
Why not take her along? Could always use more HANDS on deck.

>>23005018
That's not so bad. I hope she's a nice dragon at least.

>>23004952
>Dragon Knight
>Kobold
Well, I guess I could take her as a pet or something.

>>23004952
>Soldier
>First combat is with a Zombie.

Think I can escape, then guess I'll go mercenary for a bit, get some gold and food. Assuming I've just run into a Zombie out of the blue, maybe I'm close to the Undead Kingdom? Surely the Wights and Vampires there pay well.

>>23004952
>Witch
>Mothman
What am I supposed to do with this?

>>23004952
>alchemist
>nightmare
I'd just brew a 'never-sleep' potion

>>23005060
Cast fire and watch as she loses the fight.

>>23005013
>Sage
>Giant Slug
Trivial encounter, but I might take her along as an apprentice, and possibly ask for slime samples to use in experiments.

>>23004952
>Psychic
>Mindflayer
Oh god oh fuck

>>23004952
>Soldier
>Kitsune-bi
I need a silver weapon.

>>23005078
I remember that being a story.

>>23004952
>Wizard
>Lilim
Idk how long I'll get to be a wizard

>>23005083
This poor Anon. Psychics are probably a delicacy for a Mindflayer.

>>23004952
>Warlock
>「YOU」
uh oh.

>>23005087
Oh? Do you have a link?

BIG FAT TAILS

>>23004952
>Gunslinger
>Matango

A really fat stack of nope, but a gun is a gun.

>>23004952
>Barbarian
>Hellhound
This is gonna be a long night

>>23005111
Oh man, her tail's going to be even bigger and fatter in the next one? 予定 means something like schedule or plan, if I remember correctly.

These are always so good, even the one where she uses her tail to fuck that girl which might trigger some people here.

>>23004952
>Dragon Knight
>Ignis
I always wanted to be a spellsword class in video games!

for real, enhancement shaman in WoW is the closest thing to what I want

>>23005003
I really do not like this kind of reasoning. Yes, it makes sense on paper, but monsters still need to eat something other than spirit energy (inb4 muh canon, your a special kind of fag if you follow the canon to the letter, even then kc says they do think about other things outside of sex and their husband). And I'm sure they are content with husbands, but why would that stop them from wanting a job (besides their husband or themselves being rich)? If a demon wanted to become a lawyer, why should she suddenly stop all because she got a husband? Why would a cyclops suddenly stop making weapons and armour all because she got a boyfriend?

As for the second paragraph, also makes sense, but again I'm sure they'd like some specialty product such as >>23004937 for wans and the like, or shred/puncture proof furniture, or maybe even a nice dress that actually fits they're peculiarities.
Rant done (because if I keep going its gonna be an entire thread on its own), take my humble sage and a /fit/ sandwan and snow nya as recompense for my blog/shizo posting

>>23005177
I like it when the skin also takes on markings

>>23004952
>Blue Mage
>Kraken

>>23005013
>Lich
Meh

>>23005003
Kikis need cleaning supplies, fresh produce and fish for healthy meals, and novelty maid uniforms imported from Zipangu for those spicier nights. Fighters need the latest and greatest equipment, artists need supplies to make their art, etc.

>>23004730
they use their core a lot!

>>23005111
Good lord. She's been taking the tail-enlarging drugs on her thigh-straps!

>>23004952
>Witch
>Kitsune-Bi
Pretty fucked.

>>23005194
>'Blue Mages focus on Blue Magic, a special subset of magic that uses attacks otherwise exclusive to enemies.'

Kraken-san is a strict teacher, but a skilled one.

>>23005095
>Anon must defeat his own inner demons and regrets

>>23005240
>Anon uses outer demons to fight inner demons

>>23004952
>Marshal
>Kamaitachi

I let them rape me because I'm not really sure what a marshal does but it sounds lame

>>23004952
>Magus
>White Horn
Comfy times ahead

>>23005240
"Persona but the demons are your party members" sounds pretty profitable

>>23004952
Interesting ones I got
>Bard
First roll was
>Demons of chaos
Second roll was
>Dwarf

So it's pretty much the MGE version of Gotrek & Felix?

>>23005240
>>23005248
But what if I'm already friends with my inner demons?

>>23005227
Nee-san is so cool!!!

>>23005227
>Dare you enter my magical realm?

>>23004952
>Knight
>Dormouse
I will protect this lady. She's so absurdly alluring, I shan't let anybody lay a finger on her sleeping, sensual, delicate, delectable body. I shall protect her purity!

>>23005369
The Saga of the Maus Knight begins!

>>23004952
>Blackguard
Neat
>Lilim
Well that explains why.

>>23005100
Afraid not. Thumbed through the pastebin but nothing jumped out at me. Most I remember is that it had a stickly, arrogant mage with a weird name and a giant slug that outmaneuvered him.

>>23004952
>Blue Mage
>Atlach-Nacha
I guess I'm getting those spider powers one way or the other

Hellhound abs grill

>>23005213
She took enough aphrodisiac already so she's branching out

She's gonna take me to her home isn't she

>>23005453
Its "YOUR" home now

NO LEWDING THE BIRBS!

>>23005374
I shall be her knight! And make sure she is comfortable and protected and satisfied! And preserve her purity from all the men who want to rape her! And I mean, who wouldn't?

Why is the warrior dog so far?

Why is the warrior dog so fat?

>>23005513
Becsuse getting close is too dangerous.

>>23005453
I want this with a Jubjub, Black Harpy, and Tengu.

>>23003846
Yes.

>>23004952
>Dancer
>Holstaur

I'm fucked, I mean beyond fucked. I don't even care for cow women, the best I might be able to do is that Spanish bull dodging thing and hoping to dodge her long enough to find a better partner.

>>23005488
Best Girl

>>23005289
Take yourself out for a good time I guess?

>>23005524
She realized most boys like soft things better.

>>23005596
>tfw anon gets enslaved and forced to dance for crowds of rowdy minotaur

>>23005657
Oh no! What are those rough, farm bulls going to do to poor Anon as he dances in a revealing outfit?

>>23005488
Eat stunk's 6.5 inch dick you dumb bird it's the birds who are going around and making lewd little toys of us

>>23004952
>Death Knight
>Kunoichi
Cool my edgelord ass vs a girl with the same amount of edge just a different flavor.

>>23004952
>dragoon
>giant ant
I just Jump away because I have bigger lizards to fry.

>>23005684
>Grimdark Boy meets EdgeWeeb Girl
Their love is pure but the angst given off by both of them can clear a room.

>>23004952
>Yojimbo
>Mersé Dascaros
>You're a soldier! Finish your mission! Show your loyalty! Face me.
B-boss

Yuki-onnas are fucking SHIT!

>>23004952
>Berserker
>Merrow
So does she end up trying to trigger my berserk state and bait me into raping her, or do I end up going berserk protecting her and fall for her that way?

>>23005705
Fuck I love grapes I love them so much the more possessive and clingy the better

>>23004952
>gambler
>parasite slime
I'm gonna hope that I'm as OP as ecaflips in Wakfu because I don't want that.

>>23005711
Baste if you know what I mean

>>23005574
Don't become some birds' pet, anon.

>>23005724
But what if I'm their king?

>>23003803
Salamander who bullies anons with her powerful thighs for losing to her.

>>23005669
Tie him to the table and eat appetizers ofc of him and drink shots from his navel. Coat him in sweetened condensed milk and lick it off

>>23005738
I do like a grappler/wrestler salamander.

>>23005711
I love the idea of an Apophis being a huge loser-tier comedic villain who wants to be this classy cool villain beauty but is just super incompetent. (You) gave her some water or something after she got Blasted Off Again so now you have a super clingy snake villain wrapped around whenever she isn't getting defeated by the Pharaoh.

>>23003803
Dryad, while the girls she brought to join your harem take turns introducing themselves through feeling alone.

>>23005735
The king of only three birds?

Don't worry, it's just her period.

>>23004952
>inquisitor and later on sniper
>wurm
HAVE AT THEE, YOU OVERLY COMPLICATED LAMIA

>>23005709
You berserker rush her, but she slaps her hat on you, knocking you out of it. Like the anime trope of a girl kissing the attacker and he stops dead in his tracks.

>>23005788
Just go for the free psyker upgrade and overpower her weak mind

>>23005816
Anon, that’s how you accidentally summon bloodletter-san

>>23004952
>Ninja
>Kikimora
I can just hide.

>>23005751
Be careful when her Lizardman friend gets involved.

imagine you for whatever reason land in the hospital and see that there are a lot of kikimoras working there, well, there's a large possibility that most kikimoras there are the spirits of abortions, stillbirths and pre-baptism death children since that's how kikimoras are formed, that be sick right?

>>23005865
I think I’d prefer that over the Nekomata hospital.

>>23005806
And then we have aggressively lovey-dovey sex, and I become her protector. Good end.

>>23005865
Life has hardships. Its great that mamano mana gives those poor souls a second chance as a cute friendly monstergirl!

>>23005770
You have a problem with that?

>>23005865
>go to a forest for a peaceful walk
>find a bunch of wisps

>>23004952
>assassin
>mothman
i'm good.

>>23005675
that jub jub is gonna make anon's neck and back all wet and salty-smelling

>>23005930
I want a Jubjub to "bathe" me in front of other girls.

>>23005923
>Pomf

Reminder, Minotaurs and holstaurs will pay tanuki slavers well for nice human boys to hook to plowing equipment and to make preform hard manual labor

>>23005979
What do I need to get a Tanuki slaver wife?

>>23005992
Pay dembts

>>23005992
Have parents with large gambling debts and who do not love you

>>23006000
>>23006005
What about one where I'm not the slave?

>>23006011
Have yourself married into her family, i.e. have parents that are rich and who do not love you.

>>23006011
Show her your dominance
Remind her that even if you're utterly penniless you can still manhandle her luxury-fed bushy body

>>23002812
Jesus fuck those abs are disgusting. Why do muscle fags get off to this shit?

>>23006015
I would't have the money she'd want. I'd just have to hope I can cater to her lust.

>>23006016
Now that's a good idea. I'd like to hold a shortstack Tanuki upsidedown and plow her senseless.

>>23006020
I don't.

>>23005707
Yuki-onnas aren't nasty, they just have a terminal case of smugness

>>23006029
>"Fufufu, boya! Having trouble making those rent payments, aren't you? I suppose you could always come be my personal manservant to pay off... your..."
>(Looming, Menacing)
>"H-Hey! You can't touch me! T-that's illegal! I'll have you fined! You can't- WAAAHA?!"
>pick her up easily, turn her upside down, and shake her
>Coins come flying out of her pockets, jingling all over the floor as she helplessly mewld in protest
>Sling her over your shoulder, bring her back into your room, and fuck her silly with her unable to resist physically (and in little time, emotionally or lustfully either)
>You're moved into her mansion by next week with considerably better lodging and standing than she initially suggested
>She does try and call you her man slave from time to time though
That's about the best you can do the way I see it. Not bad.

>>23006015
What an old hag.

>>23006056
A cool beauty by their very nature

>>23006005
hayate reference?

>No yuki in the ZIpangu harem with massive tits that could bury my dick without a trace.
>Never get to come home to seeing her playing at being a cutesy wife that has homemade ice cream

>>23006065
Yuki-chan is definitely the prettiest of the three Winterstown amigas.
But Yeti-chan is genki and strong and resourceful!
And Wendi-chan...! Wendi-chan is... well she's there too!

>>23006071
>Yuki-san, the elegant beauty of the snow
>Yeti-san, the genki tomboy with a downhome appeal.
>Wendi-chan, Awawawawawawa

>>23006071
>>23006073
Its fun to imagine them grown up.
>Yuki has become an elegant figure skater that performs across the continent, is a travelled cultured beauty, but still visits Winterstown for at least a month or so out of the year and enjoys the time spent back where things were simpler growing up
>Yeti is well-regarded as the most helpful woman in town, she runs the snowplows and is part of the Emergency Snow Rescue Team, as well as volunteers as a Snuggle Scout leader for the young town girls
>Wendi is a quirky, strange, eccentric woman- but decidedly kindhearted. She lives in a cabin out in the woods and has all sorts of weird charms and statues and things all around, but also wows the children by showing them strange mystic places in the woods and helping them stay in touch with their nature's roots. Also can often be seen eating like ten burgers at a time at the local diner

>>23006071
Wendi-chan knows what she did

>>23006098
Wendi-chan is always bulking.

Good night Anons,

Take care and don't burn down the thread.
Instead, remember that the best way to bully a NEET monster girl is to engage in forceful snuggling in bed.

i don't want to disrespect an amazoness but at the same time, i don't want to get taken advantage of by one because that's rape.

>>23006098
>Snuggles scouts get scared in the woods when they see a massive towering Thing off in the distance, run screaming to Wendi-san's cabin
>"Miss Wendigo Miss Wendigo! We saw a forest demon! It was ten feet tall and had ragged gaping breath!"
>"Awaaa, yes, hmm, yes, he has been trying to work out more lately, hmm, yes, awawa... Children, fear not, yes, tis not a demon, just an old man, awawa... go home, children, take these cans of Goldwater, offer it to the thing you saw and it will remember you as friend always, awawa..."
>The kids leave, puzzled, with their six pack of beer in hand as Wendi-san scratches her ear
>"Father, you really must not scare the children, hmm, awawa..."

>>23006110
what monster would make a really cute and sexy neet and not a Stacey stylizing on the whole geek fashion?

https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=4892023&tags=kaleida_(cloud_meadow)

Size difference is the only SSS tier fetish.

>>23006126
Club Trumpart.

>>23006133
i know nothing about the card symbol thingies and what they mean to wonderland monsters

>>23006102
I thought Little Yuki was responsible for that.

>>23006126
Lizardman thats got Nagisa tier health issues so she cant do any strenuous physical activity so she just plays fighting games all day.

>>23006131

>>23006137
Kuudere mimics but instead of getting vored into their box you get trapped in their card.

>>23006163
I want to climb that mountain

>>23006131
>Cow tits
Nah

>>23006137
Hearts = Deredere exhibitionists
Diamonds = Overly curious /d/eviants
Clubs = Lazy hikki-NEET supermages
Spades = Genki supersoldiers

>>23006178
The smaller they are the bigger their breasts need to be.

>>23006187
Also, the larger they are the bigger their breasts need to be. Small breasts are for moderate bodies.

>>23006058
>Any time she tries to call me "slave" or "servant", I grope her until she melts in my hands
>She starts to develop a kink for calling me master in private
>Any slave girls that pass through her business get screened by me first for potential harem mates
>She gets a little jealous any time I pick one to keep, but happy when I, as always, treat her as the "head wife" and our other wives as the loyal slaves they are

>>23006191
Like cute girl-next-door houris!

>>23006144
Wendi-chan got spooked and froze the man in place, only to return to the scene of the crime hiding behind the tree in the back! The Snuggle Scout Yetis are trying their hardest to melt the ice and free him so they can get a badge

>>23006204
Oh no! It's CHAOS magic then! Those scouts could be there for some time!

>>23006177
sorry anon but that mountain climbs on YOU

>>23006199
Yes, that's an excellent application.

>>23006199
>>23006211
>Houri is nervous as she walks up to her Betrothed's door to introduce herself
>Her perky yet small barely-C-cups are the source of her worry
>Little does she realize her sweet, sweet merciful Eros-blessed hips will be more than enough to make up for it

>>23004799
I want to be the one teacher that’s able to reach out to those troubled gyaru girls!
I’ll even take responsibility and marry them all after graduation.

>>23006221
Oh geeze, you're not going to tell me she's leggy with a cute but also not overly large butt too, are you? The things monsters find to be nervous about...

I need a mge crocodile hunter that's just an amazon wrasslin' different types of human boys and telling the viewers about them
>Now this 'ere is a just a farmer
>He's been doing manual labor his whole life, and his body shows it
>Just look at these abs, what a beaut!
>He's not quite as feisty as Order soldiers, but you can tell by they way he's squirming that he's a fighter!
>It's almost harvesting season, so we'll let him go now; he's probably got a lot of work to do!

>>23006191
>Small breasts are for moderate bodies
The best body type.
Cute Trumparts and Houris and Dryads and Automata and Golems and Cheshires and such!

sugar mommy? screw that! give me a sugar daughteru!

I want to physically, mentally, and financially bull a danuki. The lack of sexual bullying is the sexual bullying.

>>23006224
Despite ultimately still being sub-6 feet, she's got legs for days, a pert heart shaped booty and a toned smooth caramel skinned tummy. She doesn't even know how perfect she is for you!
>>23006239
Its a fantastic bodytype. The kind you just get warmed up from seeing her in the other room doing something mundane with a smile on her face.

>>23006246
If you manage to financially bully a danuki she'd probably bully her own vagina so hard it wouldn't matter. That's gotta make them super wet.

>>23006239
And here I thought someone was going to call me a faggot.

>>23006241
Sugar Doll!

>>23006257
Believe me anon, I'm one of the biggest proponents of exaggerated big wobbly hourglasses, but even I would say that I completely understand the love for that petite streamlined bodytype like that! It's a wonderful archetype that is perfect for so many great and wonderful girls!

Apologies, please pardon me,
Has this piece of puppi cunni been posted yet?
https://twitter.com/justcerebro/status/1091213345833787393

>>23006255
It's the perfect balance of cute and sensual.

>>23006257
As far as I can tell, there are only a couple people that heavily flame people for not being into what they're into, and I haven't seen them in a long while.
Also, bullying a Tanuki into a schlick-crazy waterfall of lust sounds like a wonderful time.

>>23006278
Where's that guy from last thread the felt left out because he wasn't into loli or cows? I hope he's reading and I hope he's proud.

>>23006286
I don't remember seeing that conversation, but there's room for everyone here! There are over two hundred different mamano and a plethora of various variations within those species, it would be silly to not think there are people with all sorts of tastes here!

>>23004952
>Mage
>Human
I can take her as long as she doesn’t have any holy powers.

I want an atlach-nacha gf.
I want to bully her.
I want to come home from work to her.
I want to have a long happy and eventful life with her.
I need atlach-nacha greentext.

>>23006344
>I need atlach-nacha greentext.
>atlach-nacha

>>23006227
There was a green text of a fantasy Steve Erwin wrangling with monster girls, sadly I don't have it

>>23006402
I prefer the coyote peterson greentext with a guy or a few guys letting mamano inject them with lewd venom.

>>23003855
what are you talking about?
I thought nejikemono just barely had another chapter out based on artist's twitter
or was that the last one?

>>23006423
>Warning: Do not attempt to handle an Apophis at home!

>>23006430
We're not at my home, though
>>23003102

>>23006439
You're at your NEW home, Anon. Forever.

>>23006402

>>23006286
Yeah, I'm here, and I'm really happy at the current state of these threads.

>>23006430
It's very tempting, though.

>>23006430
What’s the worst thing that can happen?

>>23006423
I’ve never read that one. Sounds fun.

>>23006423
Post or link it fren

>>23006446
There were also a dwarf one and a dragon one,

>>23004952
>Dark Knight
>Bastet
Guys...?

>>23006121
It's not rape if you're ahegaoing

>>23006522
don't have the dwarf one

What does it take to make a Lich smug?

>>23006430
Thats my favorite episode!

>>23006476
>>23006514
I unfortunately, cant find it. I may have been miss-remembering it being an actual green text. I know the idea has floated around before and it definitely does deserve a green.

>>23006567
freaky deaky science nerd shit.

>>23006536
i would never ahe gao from getting raped by a stranger/enemy, a barely known acquaintance, or a monster that i have bad beef with.

>>23006272
living dolls cost about a grand or 2 tho

>>23006620
Living Dolls are for being inherited from a relative you never knew. Followed by strange occurrences, like the doll moving by itself to look out a window, turning to look at you while you sleep and waking up to find her in bed with you.

>>23006567
Knowing that you have no choice but to take part in her experiments

>>23006634
I wonder who's more yandere: a doll you inherited but neglected or a doll you inherited and took immaculate care of (aside from a few early hiccups) but you never saw again after leaving home.

>>23006642
How are you supposed to care for a doll? They seem pretty low maintenance.

>>23006654
Depends on the type, the material, what condition you deem acceptable, etc. At minimum you want to dust them, if they've been handled you want to deal with the oil residue, etc. Think that scene in Toy Story 2.

>>23006642
The one that you leave her behind, you return home one week and find letters about abandoning something before eventually waking up tied down with the doll sitting on top of you.
>>23006654
Dusting, buying new outfits, changing outfits, oil joints, posing and more.

>>23006538
here's the dwarf one.

>>23006634
Living Dolls are for finding at an antique store, and the strange mamono shopkeeper gives her to you for no cost, handing you a strange key.

>>23006636
Those are some impressive thighs.

>>23006713
That just put a strange thought in my mind of living dolls trying to sell their their daughters to doll otakus or something.

Good shit, Magus.

>ywn be ambushed by a cute, teenage doll-otaku NEET girl who's been corrupted by her Living Doll(s) into a Lesser Succubus

I think I'm starting to understand the waifu phenomenon.

>>23006835
A girl got your attention?

>>23003613

>>23004952
>samurai
>shirohebi
unless i get some levels she might win just on the speed of her initial strike

>>23006934
Cute

>https://i.imgur.com/KnOsKc0.jpg
have sex with fairies

>>23007066
The biggest fairy sluts that aren't whales can only take up to half normal human size, they can stretch a bit but I'm not trying to rupture them now

>>23004952
>Hero
>Kakuen

I hope that this class is weak early on.

>>23004952
>Dark Knight
Pretty good actually
>Chief God
>tfw your own god want’s to fuck you
Yay?

>>23004952
>Magician
>Gnome
Easy, I summon an Undine to protect me, what could go wrong?

>>23007278
>What could go wrong?
>Earth mixed with Water.

>slimewife sucks you dry
>hydrates you with her slime
>you sleep inside her living waterbed body
>wake up and she starts all over again

>>23007522
Happiness

>>23007522
I need a Genki, lemon-flavored, Yellow Slime to go on adventures with.

>No sugar momma NEET dragon
Life is rough.

>>23007629
Think of all the pizza and wifi she can pay for with all that treasure.

>>23007641
Or stick in a bank and live off the interest.
Would be comfy with a dragon that THICK and into NEET activities.

would be cool if the personalities have different accents

>>23007679
they're not different accents. but they are different tones in her voice.

>>23007679
Why are goats on her mind as she's kissing him?