/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>23059251
I want a automaton maid like this.

I want to breed the Panda.

In absence of spirit energy, MG's sustain themselves with many burg

What DOES a Shog burger taste like?

>tfw no dom shog to take care of me and punish me eternally for blaspheming against the elder gods

>Congratulations, adventurer, on finding the legendary Hitsurugi, sword of flames
>You are now contractually obligated to marry the elemental within the sword who gives it its powers

Just finished MGQ series 1 - 3, what a great game.

>>23059310
Wendi girls get excited when mama and papa take them out to Arby's, they have the meaty meats

>>23059428
ASS MAGGOTS

>>23059310
>Eating burg very fast at high speeds

>>23059428
Paradox part 1 and 2 are also available and translated. Completely different kind of game but still great fun.

Would you a dark elf knight?

>>23059648

gonna be honest with you, senpai. I would nearly any monster girl

all monster girls are kweenz

>>23059676
>spoiler
Knowing your place and worshipping mamono is the first step on the road to salvation.

>>23059242
速い！

Nurse Humpty

>>23059727
I want to start a demon cult in MGE so I can get a demon GF.

>>23059775
Good man.

>>23059310
What if you combine them?

>>23059784
Imagine starting a demon cult and summing a demon into a order city.
Imagine how she would "reward" you.

>>23059804
>Summon high level demon
>She immediately takes control over the demon cult and set plans in motion to conquer the city
>all the while being highly professional and serious
>Some time later the city is conquered for the glory of Lilith
>She tells you to come to her office/bedroom after you are done with your administrative paperwork for the cult
>See pic related >>23059784 when you arrive there.

>>23059310
Just swap to uranium, way higher calorie density.

>>23059804
>Summon Demon
>immediately propose marriage contract that requires she forswear all lewdness
Just as cake.

>>23059898
monster nuns and priestesses are too good

>>23059648
Druuchi? Absolutely. MGE delves on the other hand are a bit of a letdown.

>>23059911
I would go for MGE Druchii

>>23059242
i hope she isn't coughing and sick....

>>23059939
No, she's a cute sneezing panda

>ywn be a sexy incubus summoned by some virgin loser monster

>>23059923
Gonna seduce a black guard by accident..although the stunties are tempting too

>>23059923
Their schtick would probably be the whole "me against the world" mentality coupled with severe anger issues, pathological paranoia, general pessimism and a burning hatred for everything that would recoil only before their only light in life that is ｢You｣. I'd dig the hell out of it desu.

>>23060015
sneezing is just as bad

>>23060047
>black guard
You are going to be needing some healing spells/potions. nice

>>23060198
Worth it.
Although probably less rough than the wych cult

>>23060206
It's about the same, but the witches are way more loud.

>>23060241
Still good
Gimme dem elves

>>23060049
They need a hug

>>23060033
>Use her as an onahole for a whole week as punishment.

>"So who here's a slut for big fluffy tails?"

>>23060271
mh

>>23059799
That is not recommended.

I want to buy a tanuki slave

>>23059648
Elf-things suck. Rats are much cooler.

>>23060347
Smart rat girls!

>>23060347
I want to have tons of filthy, disposable rat children with a filthy indispensable rat wife

why is there so much gazer porn? i want titania and gremlin porn too y'know

>>23060393
Most of it is one guy commissioning his waifu.

>>23060393
>why is there so much gazer porn?
Because one single anon has as much money and autism as he has love for his waifu.

Hey, anons, I found this lost cat girl in the woods during my hike, she seems friendly though but has this weird purr. Any idea what I should do with her?

>>23060393
Fat titanias

>>23060412
Attempt to utterly defile her

>>23060393
Gazer isn't actually that popular. Our local Gazerfag just happens to be dedicated.

>>23060412
I'd take her home.

>>23060415
big breasted titania

runya porn, gremlin porn, or titania porn?

>>23060271
How do I get reverse gangbanged by a group of Ratas?

>>23060576
Titania

>>23060576
Titiania tit porn.

>>23060412
Tigers can't purr

>>23060415
>>23060566
Both!

>>23060629
Don't blame him that the doesn't know what chuffing is.

Would the skellies really accept a poorfag with no leadership experience as their king?

>>23060717
He's got good bone structure so it's ok

>>23060735
But I don't! I have scoliosis and a slightly deformed rib cage.

>>23060788
I need to save the cat population!

>>23060788
>tails wrapping around each other
Holy shit I need sauce right now anon

To the guy who suggested putting a fat-assed moth girl in my monster girl farming game:

Thank you. I ended up really liking this idea.

>>23060585
Run for public office
*Badum-tiss*

>>23059908
>raised in radical monster hating family
>remain untouched until adolescence
>go to make confessions about touching yourself in booth
>nun on other side starts making weird noises
>notice a little :) in the corner of your periph starting to ooze through the small holes in the wall
>try to open the door to leave
>locked

>>23060576
>runya porn
This

>>23060788
2 cat!!

>>23059525
That was the first scene I ever managed to masturbate to in the traditional method. Before then I just rubbed my dickhead against my belly until I jizzed all over my hairy tumtum.

>>23059378
>Sweet sword AND fire elemental wife
Best sidequest
Who's the artist?

>NO! BAD NEKO! NO RAPE FOR YOU!

>>23060880
>tell her those noises turn you on a little
>confess your conflicted feelings about a nun turning you on

>wights
>sexy lingerie
The only type of outfits that fits them as well as the profile style.

>>23061055
Based and redpilled

>>23061190
How do you call what's around her midriff?

>>23060880
The hate will only last as second before the ecstasy.

>>23061190
JC wights are best.

>>23060393
Runya getting turned in an ahegaoing mess. Hardcore porn. Slut that sleep goat up!

>>23061201
I have no idea. Does it count as some kind of a nightgown? Or a corset because of the shape, despite not having the functions of one?

>>23060880
Nice

>>23061190
I raise you this
>Birthday suit

>>23061190
How can 3dpd even compete?

>you get your automaton waifu an upgrade kit as an anniversary present
>she kicks you out of the room to install the upgrades
>after a few hours you get worried and
>knock knock, opens up the door, it's real
>with the non-stop, pop pop and stainless steel
>you go hard getting busy wit it
>X gon give it to ya

Not including Alp, which species makes the best tomboy? I want a monster girl who makes a good bro but I'm not a fan of demon types like Alp.

>>23061346
Hinezumi
Salamander
Hellhound
Anything on fire really except the lantern and golem

>>23061346
Any battle type like lizard, salamander or fire mouse

>>23061340
You can’t just jump into the song lyrics so fast like that anon, you’ve really got to build the story up before that. Really flesh it out.

>>23060271
Only if they come with big meaty thighs

>>23061358
I don't think Hellhound would make a good bro.

>>23061361
Now that you mentioned battle types I thought of them and almost laughed when Orc came to my mind. I suppose you could order an enslaved Orc to be your bro and she would try her best to obey that order.

>>23061387
I guess tomboyish wouldn't really fit hellhound, more of rowdy than anything. Nurarihyon I guess for someone to chill with, not really tomboyish but just chill.

>>23061387
"ordering an enslaved" could apply to any of them once they've all been enslaved after humans have won.

>>23061346
Gremlins, I'd say.

>>23061214
JC and loli wights would look good in partially transparent nightgowns and with garter straps resting against their thick pale thighs, true.

>>23061519
Loli wights are for getting gently dommed with ethereal claws. Technically all wights are for this, but still.

>>23061321
By being real

>>23061346
Besides what >>23061361 said, Dhampir looks like a potential bro (female).
It's probably unlikely, but it would probably be fun with a tomboyish Satyros.

The "Unearthed from the ground" zombies shown in MGE are overrated. I prefer the patchwork kind.

>>23060788

>>23061627
Dhampir is quite bro. She even makes a point of putting monster girls in their place to make life better for men.

>>23061628
Aren't they closer to Frankenstein's monster that KC said he'd make a profile of eventually?

>>23061640
I really like the dynamic of having a Dhampir wife who's ultrasubmissive to me, but eager to dom other girls with me.

>>23061649
>Anon, I've built you a wife. Don't worry, she's perfectly harmless. Her brain came from a nice girl names Abbey...something.

JC > JK > loli > CC

>>23061621
That's honestly not much of an advantage.

>career day is when the witches, familiars, and baphos swap between 2 different branches for a week or 2
>runya becoming ruNyaa~ after being placed in ropu's sabbath
>kuro familiars replacing all the books in runya sabbath library with lolicon femdom doujins
>greila sabbath girls are confused at the childish playgrounds in momo's sabbath when they first come in
>momonika sabbath witches getting horrified at patients infected with some virus from the mist continent

>>23061737
delet

>>23061543
Loli wights are for gentle domming while she tries to act haughty and reluctant, but is slowly giving in more until she's moaning sensually with tender expressions on her face for the rest of the lovemaking session, and then cuddling with ghost claws in the afterglow.

>>23061770
CC works well on some girls, though. Shiros are great at all of those bodytypes/ages, for example.

>>23061621
>>23061754
What is real? How do you define "real"? If you're talking about what you can feel, what you can smell what you can taste and see, then "real" is simply electrical signals interpreted by your brain.

is a gremlin getting fucked doggystyle by a 4-legged robot sex machine okay?

>>23061817
Is the sex machine literally just a machine?
Does she see it as anything more than an overcomplicated dildo?

>>23061836
yes it's a machine that walks, runs, and fucks like a 4-legged creature like a dog or horse.
probably, maybe she's tired of using an actual dildo so she builds what she could with what she owns

>>23061817
I like the sound of it

>>23061850
I don't have a problem with it. Anything intelligent, or if she starts ascribing feelings to it, and it might get into NTR territory for her husband.

>>23059315
I would imagine strange. The texture of holding it would probably be like a slightly soggy hamburger, and biting into it would have a very thick jelly-like consistency in conjuction with the imitated solid. The taste combined with the texture would probably be slightly unappetizing for recent master-maid pairs and improve the more the master “bonds” with the shoggoth, which is probably itself boosted by consumption.
Just don’t keep turning it down.

>>23061817
That's why I prefer the Night Gaunt or Atlach-Nacha. You get to be the dildo machine that fucks all of her holes.

>>23061887
TF is hot garbage.

>>23061887
NG is underappreciated
>"so you have a fetish for latex? ufufu~"

>>23061923
Yes my waifu is a loli Night Gaunt. She is the only monster I would ever want or would be willing to be with.

>>23061923
>The whole bit from the profile about her thoroughly coating her prospective husband
That is peak latex, fyi

>>23061946
All for you to spend the rest of your life as some winged monster on her back

>>23061955
Yeah, kinda disappointing for my tastes.
Gazer, however, can give me my fix

>>23061876
yeah but what if a machine wants to rape a gremlin and she's single but at the same time, it can't love because it's not very intelligent and all it wants is rape? and what about fake semen and inflating her tummy with it? is that okay?

>>23059310
Okay, from what anime is that supposed to be?

>>23061946
Not only that but you can control the latex on their body. Constantly squeezing and tightening it around their breasts and ass while constantly molesting and groping them.
>Moreover, the black film covering the body of such an individual is not their own, but their husband's mucus. The film pulses, vigorously squeezing and rubbing their breasts and buttocks according to their husband's will, continually providing pleasure and ecstasy.

>>23061959
is it safe for a gazer's eye stalks to wrap around and jerk off your dick?

>>23059310
Foxes are notorious burg fans.

>>23061964
re:zero

>>23061946
Multiple layers of heavy, obscenely tight latex clothing is peak latex you pleb. Latex goo is a lame, thoroughly unsatisfying cop out.

>>23061817
>>23061850
>>23061962
This is pretty obviously thinly veiled beastialityshit.

>polka dot panties

>>23059242 I hope she forgives werebat-chan

>>23061976
Based and KDFpilled

>>23061983
i was just curious, i won't bring it up again

What mamono, other than Queen Slime, would be good for a hivemind harem? One mind across multiple girls' bodies OR a collection of girls who are telepathically and empathically linked.

>>23061985
what monster is best for that

I bet Manticore would think it's hilarious when she dry humps a man in doggy style position while milking his dick with the tail.

>>23061999
Hivemind Automatons

>>23061974
Well it's pretty clear where those calories have been going.
God bless mamono mana

MOUSED.com

Did anyone ever bother to archive Sacrifice's stories?

>>23061923
>>23061946
Wrote a Reader -> Night Gaunt Husband story a bit ago, it may be to your tastes
https://pastebin.com/gM05MMKN

>>23062019
my werecat wife hates that website!

>>23062011
I like the sound of that. Can't believe I didn't think of it.

>>23061385
That rata pic is so fucking good. Every time I see it I just wanna make out with her butthole and pussy for hours on end. Whoever the artist is, they deserve a solid gold medal the size of a fucking basketball

>>23061976
Hold up, we getting into belts and bondage? Because I consider that a different fetish set entirely.

>>23062019
Imagine getting swarmed by mice like this and impregnating them with daughters that will grow up to be as strong as them.

I can't stop thinking about Ratas and Kikis.

>>23062035
I prefer the PUSSIED.COM site better where cats steal hubbies from mice and make them watch as they become sluts for prime, puffy, pussy pussy

>>23062114
Why does it look like she knows exactly what I'm into?

>>23062100
Not necessarily, no. It could just be regular everyday clothes but made of latex.
http://i.4cdn.org/d/1581565164496.jpg

>>23059242
Masochist Panda's are top tier.

>>23062114
i like the one video where an anon's mouse wife leaves for work and invites a bunch of big black cats to their home so he can get violently gang-banged by them and ends with him texting a video to his wife, of him getting forced to creampie one of the cats!
that bicorn film director sure knows how to put out a good movie if i do say so myself.

>>23062019
>>23062114
>>23062222
Could we not talk about NTR please?

>>23062222
How would a violent reverse gangbang even go?

You know what you should do anon?

Get married to a dorf. That's the path to happiness.

>>23062270
Okay

>>23061994
Eh I thought it was fine but but it's probably for th best to avoid drama

>>23062273
Thst artist got me into straight shota

>>23062273
but she's too small, i want a woman with a big butt and big tits and has big pink lips that i can poke my dick into before i fuck her throat with my big rape-cock

>>23062273
I don't like dorfs, though. At all.

>>23062286
Now here's a great mamono.

>>23062363
cute-loli-on-shota or big-pedo-on-shota?

Winterstown getting ready for the summer, where the meteorologists say this might be the hottest where highs could reach 45F

>>23062378
This image to be specific
https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=1924437

>>23062432
whoa, that's hot. i like seeing women diddle little boys in hentai. i wish that was kind of a thing in MGE but i can understand that straight loli is much more preferred than straight shota

>>23062425
if i creampie a glacies in her butt and pussy, will it get colder? winterstown is much better with snow

>>23062373
You don't like cute girls?

>>23062498
I don't find them cute, though.

>>23062425
45F? Still way too cold. I like a minimum of 70.

>>23062286
I want to try to go on normal adventures with a bicorn but she keeps trying to make it so I fuck all the monster girls we come across.

>Clear out some p'orc bandits for a quest
>"You know, You could do whatever you wanted with them now that we have defeated them"
>"Stop it"
>"Just look at them, they barely have any clothes or armor on..."
>"We're just doing this for the quest"
>"Nobody would find out if you had some fun with them before that"
>Repeat very god damn quest

>>23062514
Ill walk out side with a short sleeve shirt on in 32F weather, 45F would be great right about now.

>>23062588
Lets trade, I'm seeing 80° highs all week, this is hellhound weather

>>23062425
Snowbabes are the best. I just want a cute Yuki-Onna wife to walk through a winter wonderland with bros.

>>23062110
I cant stop thinking about ratas only.

>>23062613
Why are they so mesmerising? How do they nestle so well into our thoughts?

>>23062610
I want a loli Ice Queen or Tsurara-Onna with thick thighs and backside to feel up, and tight pussy and ass to creampie.

>>23062616
Clever journalism and propaganda.

>>23061063
Pixelmaritan is the artist.

I'm sad. I want to cuddle a cute monster girl so I'm not as sad.

Viking Ratas.

Pandas are dumb

>>23062693
But they’re cute and chubby!

I wanna pump her cunny with baby batter!

>>23062693
They may be too lazy to rape, but that doesn't make them dumb

>>23062693
RL pandas are legit dumb as fuck and it makes me question why they haven't gone into extinction yet. they only eat bamboo, which is not edible to fucking jackshit, and it makes them lack any energy to hunt or mate which also explains their lack of interest of doing so. we waste lots of money on trying to make their species survive when all they do is fuck themselves over like a bunch of clumsy blobs of shits.
fuck pandas, man, they fucking suck.

>>23062668
Ratas are small time news.

>>23062668
It's a very successful campaign. I desperately want a genki powerbottom yandere Rata.

>>23062693
But anon, don't you want to hear a panda make a MEEEHHH sound?

Trustworthy snow elves.

>>23062761

that fat tail doesnt look very elf like

god i fucking hate society, i almost got into a fight today. someone post nice monsters.

>>23062773
It does, however, look very cuddleable

>>23062456
Shota is a thing in MGE though

>>23062821
yeah but i'm talking about straight shota

>>23062843
Wat. So was I though

>>23062852
yeah but it's not talked about in great detail in the books. i guess you could say it's a wonderland thing but there's nothing degenerate about straight shota if we're cool with fucking little girls with big hats and frilly outfits like they were touhou characters or something

>taking your demon or hellhound to church

>>23062865
>converting them into angel or heavenhound

Oh yeah! now we're talking!

>>23062863
I like me some MGE touhous

Accidentally activating a nerdy Manticore's heavily suppressed inner predator!

>>23062877
That's a cute birdgirl. I'd like to watch her lay eggs, then fill her hole back up with my cock.

>>23062863
>Q. 質問です　幼化の術は男性にも使えますでしょうか?
>Does "Spell of Pedomorphosis" work on males as well?
>A. 幼化の術は男性にも効果がありますね。とはいえ、魔物娘が男性に一時的に幼化する術をかけることはあっても、サバトメンバーみたいに永続幼化の術をかけることは基本的にないですね！
>Yes they can work, but they only have a temporary effect on males, compared to the Sabbath members where its effect on them is permanent.
>M性癖的に考えて、魔物娘と人間のカップルで結果的におねショタになることはそれなりにあると思うんですが、魔物娘はあんま ショタコンいないので、好きな男がショタでも青年でもおっさんでも好きなのが魔物娘なので
>If male is submissive/masochistic Onee-shota sex can always happen as some kind of play between a MG and human couple, but there are really no shotacon MGs, since they don't really care about male's age.
>ショタだからA君が好き！ではなく、A君 好きだから普段は20代なA君のショタ姿いいよね・・・　が魔物娘の好意なので
>It's not 'I love him because he's a shota!', but 'I love him, so it is also very nice to see him in shota form...'. That's how MGs think. (KC)

>>23062889
>there are really no shotacon MGs
damn it

>>23062880

>>23062906
They are just too cute

There's nothing better than seeing a loli standing right in front of you taking in your penis with her mouth

>>23062923
Mamono mouthpussy!

>>23062912

>>23062880
I remember there being an artist that did some good touhou corruption.

>>23062932
This makes me feel things that I shouldn't.

>>23062877
Owl is best girl.

>>23062939
Like?

>>23062943
So many top-tier birbs in this show.

>>23062931
Imagine going to your local sabbath branch, and as you're filling out paperwork to procure a loli, one just unzips your pants and goes at it. You react shocked because you didn't notice her and ask her in your surprise "what the!!? What're you doing?" And in response, she just lets out a giggle and says "you looked yummy and I just wanted a taste<3"

>>23062944
Like lewd things about these little girls.

>>23062502
I find this hard to believe.

>>23062944
Wanting to pull the trigger and end it all.

>>23062727
Cute fish

>>23062923
Standing blowjobs are hard to beat

>>23062985
What about blowjobs in zero g?

>>23062991
Reminds me of zero g anubis posting, that's a good thing too

Eel

Remember to trust onee-chans.

>>23063003
I need a gyaru Hakutaku sempai

>Sabbath loli giving t-shirts to men for them to wear that say "You must be this short to ride this ride" with a line going across the bottom of the shirt

>>23062991
What about blowjobs in 100g?

>>23063003
nigga i'm too big to be having big sisters and shit, the fuck

>>23062956
There's something I find fundamentally wrong about their proportions.

>>23063018
You must go even further beyond!

i sometimes wonder what you guys look like in rl

>>23063043
I'm fat

>>23063043
Imagine a slightly more /fit/ shaggy.

>>23063043
Fat and ugly.

>>23063056
https://youtu.be/B_OM9IqA_8A

>>23063043
Like a cleaner hobo

>>23063043
Fat, slightly balding, white, average looking, average height. That's just me though

>not so fast, kid. you better watch yourself
>we've seen that monster whore hanging around you again
>if you forget once more that humans are only meant for humans, we will have to teach you a lesson you won't forget

>>23063043
Medium height, pale, thin, thick dark hair.

>>23063052
>>23063059
>>23063066
>Fat bastards
Lose the weight or the only monster girls you'll get have NTR fetishes where she fucks you and pretends to be cheating on her hubby

>>23063073
>Lose the weight
I would if I could get some meth , I miss meth.

>>23063073
Nah, I'll just feed myself to a sandworm. I'm sure she'll appreciate the extra meat she's getting from me for free

>>23063085
The spice must flow

>>23063067
What are they gonna do, intimidate a 2m tall buff monster that can lift me with one hand?

>>23063043
dadbod, meh face
Thankfully a slime won't judge me

>>23062898
Monsters don't care about appearance at all. You can probably still find one who prefers you that way, but it's for other reasons.

>>23063095

Yes.

>>23063109
>Of course, the monsters have various different preferences for men, and there is such a thing as an ideal man to them, but there are hardly any types of men that they hate. Though they may feel that a handsome man is cool, or cute, it's not in their values to despise an ugly man as ugly. This even extends to virility during sex, which is normally very important to them. It's “wonderful” if a man has a huge tool and is well-versed in sexual techniques, but even if a man is timid and has a small tool, they just think “cute” or “I'll train him.” It is impossible to be excluded from the monsters' interest due to personal appearance or physical performance. Tales of ugly male bandits and thieves, etc. who were charmed after being attacked by monsters due to sheer pleasure and love and then had a change of heart and stopped attacking people are not uncommon. The only ones really hated by them are complete scum who are beyond redemption.
Don't reply to obvious shit posts.

>Check sad panda
>NTR Encyclopedia
>It’s just random pictures with the shitty fetish, including MG

Dumb birb.

>>23063043
Vinny + glasses + unkempt

>>23063043
Average weight, pale no matter how much I go outside due to shit weather, dark circles under my eyes under my eyes, hair like gazerfag and a full beard.

I wish my Dear Hatter wife were able to take me away from all of this stressful overtime

>>23063043
I don't have a mirror nearby, so it's hard for me to remember.

Finally got a commission of my second wife!
https://files.catbox.moe/ojgdif.png

>>23063189
Sweet, you're the guy with the other high orc wife right?

>>23063194
Yep!

>>23063174
We all do.

>>23063189
>second
You know what they say about having too many waifus anon...
>she thicc
Nevermind, great taste anon.

>>23063195
Good man, high orcs deserve the love! Is it a bigamy situation or a harem situation?

>>23063174
I wish I could be as certain about anything as you are about your love for her.

>>23063200
Skinny girls can't do a damn thing for me.
>>23063205
Bigamy. 3 is the number of stability.

>>23062912
Bitchy and greedy shrine maiden gf is perfect for both being dommed by and doing instant_loss to.

>>23063043

Be nice. I am shy.

>>23063189
10/10 H'orcs deserve more love

If a 12 year old kappa is teaching a 8 year old human boy how to swim and giving him a taste for cucumbers does that count as grooming?

>>23063174
Hey Hatterfag, how did you and your wife meet?

>>23063043
>trying to trick me into giving up a photo
Not so fast, Mamono! You'll have to do better to track me down!

>>23063043
Short, slightly fit, ever so slightly curly semi-long hair, THICC glasses but decent looking.
Size difference fetish is a go-go with my high-porc waif.

>>23063298
Another High Orc lover!
How big do you prefer your boar?

>>23063268
I wish a mamono would've kidnapped and groomed me as a kid.

>>23063213
>Bigamy. 3 is the number of stability.
More of a harem guy myself but it's lovely to see more bigamy dudes popping up

Let me guess.

MGE Mamono start pouring in spreading influence through out the rest of our world. But Switzerland will still be neutral about the whole ordeal, to which Switzerland's whole stance and opinion on Mamono is a big "No."

>>23063043
>mfw someone actually posts a selfie of himself with a physical copy of MGE

>>23063328
Someone made a youtube video reviewing it, showing his face throughout.

>>23063315
Regular "tall girl"/ yankee ane-san size, but with a lower half like the one I posted.
If you are the commission anon from earlier she looks like she'd be too big for me. I do absolutely get the appeal of "amazon"-size girls though, but I can't part with the delinquent-gal image I have of high porcs.

>>23063067
>pair of gun tsukumogami in denial of being monstergirls

>>23063073
P'orcs would like them

>>23063328
Why are Cheshires so perfect?

>>23063073
Honestly, I'd more easily see mamono being into fat bastards than someone skinny as me. I'm nearly 40 pounds underweight.

>>23063328
>You will never have a Cheshire aggressively try to get a selfie with you.

>>23063328
I've never taken a selfie, and I don't have any photos of myself. I forget my own face regularly.

>>23063356
Sexy
Smug
Lewd
Cute
The list could go on, but the single biggest factor for me is the way they toy with their prey. Making you think you're in control then disappearing and popping up in shameless positions that compromise your sense of security, throwing you off guard then using obscene words to hit your weak spots. That's what it's all about.

>>23063043
Skinny and weird looking.

>>23063043
Thin, Pale, and Bald. No not balding, full blown bald.

>>23063350
>delinquent-gal
That's what I was going for as well (hence the keychains and makeup), but I tried to combine it with more of a warrior feel. She's only 194cm.

>>23063043
Short, skinny fat, and ugly.

>>23062950
For those curious, according to Google
>These paws aren't for hitting people. They're for squeezing Onii-chan's dick!
>This mouth isn't for chastising [discriminating?] people. It's for sucking Onii-chan's dick!

>>23063379
Monsters in hoodies are cute!

>>23063328
I've posted a pic of my copy before.
But not with me in it

>>23063379
That's about right. Appealing visually in every way at once, and both willing and able to be playful in both lewd and nonlewd ways, in ways few else even in-setting could. Plus, Cheshires fit with nearly any fetish or fantasy.

>>23063441
Wockfag?

>>23063432
Hoodies fit any body type, just like turtleneck sweaters!

>>23063328
>>23063379
God, why are faggotcats so goddamn smug? I'm not a particularly violent person but fuck, they bring out the bully in me. I would do things to them that would make a maledomfag blush.

>>23062889
>>23062898
>>23063111
It isn't so much that there aren't any shotacon monsters, as it is that monsters are attracted to men who can give them a lot of SE.

To skip to the conclusion, they'll attack shotas that want to be attacked and will put out more because of it.

>>23063379
>She's holding back now to attack my weakspots later
Well she better pull something quick.
My MG rankings how now been changed. The top slot now belongs to: Gazer

>>23063462
I'm normally into submissive girls, but I'd let a smugcat dom me.

>>23063466
No it's that monsters won't discriminate based on looks. They also won't discriminate based of sexual ability. Shota incubi exist and exist in the Sabbath. They don't care about looks of their husband so much that you don't outwardly change when you become an incubus unless you were literally too old or fat for sex.

Look out!

Calm down she just wants to give you some hot coco

>>23063473
Addendum. I fucking found it.
A brief Gazer foot fetish green. It was hiding on old /tg/ the whole time

>>23063500
So mamono wouldn't care that I'm a quickshot? I usually ejaculate without even reaching orgasm.

>>23063379
cheshire cat looks like an e-girl, i want to transform into a dark-skinned ugly bastard and rape her just to teach her a lesson

>>23063500
if i'm a shota who's self-sustainable, am i in as much danger as a regular adult virgin man?

>>23063379
>that hoodie
>that pussy drip
She knows exactly what she's doing to me and loving every moment of it, isn't she?

there's no love nectar in there...
right?

>>23063550
meant for >>23063527 fuck

>>23063520
Is that the thing from Skifree?

>>23063527
she drugged it, i'm not waking up naked and paralyzed from the neck down except for my penis on a big velvet heart-shaped bed with a psycho yeti next to me wearing nothing but a red floral laced garter lingerie

You get a chance to be with a monstergirl, but the catch is that she's going to be a fusion of your favorite species with a random one: https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Special:RandomInCategory/Mamono
If you don't have a favorite, roll twice.

I got
>Jinko
>Living Armor
Sounds strange, since Jinkos would rather wear something light for mobility, but they're big and strong, so this fusion could be heavier armor? She'd look cool either way.

>>23063562
>My favorite is Kiki
>Rolled a Ratatoskr on the first try
I think i just fucking won the lottery.

>>23063562
>Crow Tengu
>Bubble Slime
Sounds messy and she'd likely be a awkward flier, but this is fine.

>>23063562
>P'orc
>Merrow
Isn't that just a selkie?

>>23063562
>Baphomet
>Unagi Joro
The leader of some sort of underwater Sabbath that adapted her body for that life?

shrine maidens are horrible! look at what she did to this poor doggo! shrine maiden is the devil, please curse shrine maiden when you see her!

>>23063639
That’s probably a dumb sea dog that hurt herself and she brought her to the medic! No I wasn’t bribed by mofu to write this

What's the most complex wish I could get from a genie and not have to waifu her?

>>23063624
>underwater Sabbath
I'm imagining a magitek Sabbath on a giant submarine, captained by a Baphomet with an eyepatch, and crewed by Gremlins, Automata, and all manner of burly seamen.

Her arch-nemesis is a big-tittied Kraken.

I want to touch the maid.

>>23063639
She probably deserved it. Shrine maiden-san is the miracle of the universe. Gonna woo her!

>>23063662
"Do you have the current time?" is probably about it.

I want to establish a massage parlor for monster girls. Other than the unbreakable chastity device to protect myself, I got the following tools for massaging and relaxing everything from Zombies to Raijus to Slimes to Ushi to Centaurs. Anything missing off this list I might need?
Hands
Vises
Clamps
Hammer
Peening hammer
Maul
Sledgehammer
Jackhammer
Captive bolt gun
Machine gun
Guncotton
Bazooka
C4
Treaded tank


Runestones
Runestaves
Spell books
Chisels
Defrag programs
Dusting aircan
Tuning forks
Flash bulbs

Rasps
Files
Sandpaper
Whetstones
Grindstone
Water stones
Hot stones
Cornerstones

Brushes
Combs
Preening forks
Blast torch

Pruning clippers
Hoof nippers
Claw trimmers
Nail clippers
Shears
Cutting torch

Magnets
Oscilloscope
Copper wire
Tesla coil
Insulating suit

Buffing cloths
Nail polish
Brass polish
Silver polish
Massage oil
Scale oil
Preening oil
Chitin oil
Motor oil
Snake oil
Brake Fluid
Grease
Flamethrower

Ceramic glaze
Enbalming linen
Sutures
Welding equipment

Funnels
Filters
Mercury
Silver Amalgam
Battery Acid
Caustic Soda
Antifreeze

Brass buttons

>>23063662
She can go and buy you some snacks in the local store, if you give her enough money for that.
>>23063667
I want to be touched by the maid.

>>23063662
"Could you make me incapable of love?"

>>23063676
you forgot cummies

>>23063639
I'd curse her into becoming a monster.

>>23063678
I want to touch the maid that touches me.

Do sea bishops do their own weddings or do they get their sister/mom/friend to do it for them?

>>23063277
>My POV:
Weary in my travels, I happened across a deep forest and headed in for some shelter for the night. As I walked, twilight turned to morning, and the scenery got brighter and brighter! I emerged from behind a tree to find a lovely isolated cottage with an inviting looking door, and as I approached it, found it answered by a stunningly gorgeous woman- My Dear Wife! As calm as cool can quip, she ushered me in knowingly, stating that I was only slightly early, and giving me my instructions as her new butlerhusband! For of course, that’s what I am, was, and would always be!


>Her POV:
When she was young, as a Matango, she was isolated from the rest of her sisters by a traveling group of noble humans as a curiosity. She was taken back to their house and planted in a lonely library and promptly forgotten. One day, I took a cleaning job for the nobles to make some extra cash, and came across her in the library, looking lonesome. Feeling pity, I snuck her out as the family was all away, and not knowing what to do with her, carried her all the way to the woods, hoping she’d fare better there. She never forgot my look or smell or essence, and was fortunate enough to be brought to Wonderland by a hasty March Hare on a scavenger hunt for the queen to find thirty things that move as they stay still. She and several other Matangos were transformed into Hatters, and she set about working herself as a maid to make enough to buy her own cottage, forge fake nobility papers, and orchestrate a portal to wonderland at the exact time and place that I’d be after extensive spying on me. She nearly fainted as I walked up to the door, but held her own by breathing deeply and puffing her chest out, which she quickly took notice of me taking notice of. The rest is history!

>>23063559
Yeah, she chases you when you don't stay between the flags.

>>23063562
>Waifu is rata
>Nacho
So a rata that is more willing to blackmail me?

>>23063757
I want to ruin a Sea Bishop for marriage!

>>23063767
Why did you just go along with it? Did you secretly remember her from before?

>>23063791
No, never put it together!
I gave into the madness! No spells, no pheromones, no convincing words, I simply took a perfectly regular step off the bridge into madness and accepted it wholemindedly!

>>23063676
That's a very nice chastity belt
Unbreakable, yes?
And only you can remove it?
Hmm...hmhmhmhm

>>23063562
>Dark Angel
>Chochin-Obake
So now she's even more of a powerbottom, and has a compulsive desire for me to make use of her? And she gets dark flames that grow when I cum in her? I like this.

>>23063767
Cute!
I met my H'orc wives when they came up behind me and offered me a coin purse for a bit of "compensated dating" in Dragonia.

>>23063676
>magnets
Imagine making a stupidly strong electromagnet by coiling a thick iron rod with a 10 gauge wire and supplying 30 amps directly from the breaker then using it as a dildo for your Raiju wife
She'd take out power to your whole block when she nuts.
Of course mamono mana gives you electric resistance too so you don't fry in the process

>>23063662
But why would you not want a genie wife? I'd wish for her to make me a king.

>>23063562
>favorite monster
Chimera
>fused with
Dragon
WHAT HAVE YOU BROUGHT UPON THIS CURSED LAND?!

>>23063841
I’m sure they are well and truly compensated by now, as are you! What a night that must have been!

Help, my girlfriend is melting!

And for some reason she's super smug about it?

>>23063817
[Don't tell her about the hypnosis-proof contact lenses, don't tell her don't tell her don't tell her...]

>>23063851
I don't trust genies. You tell her you want a hot chick as your girlfriend, and she gives you a loli harpy with a fever.

>>23063877
>melting
Turn on the AC.

>>23063884
You seem to have something in your eye, Anon. Hmm, there we go. Now let me take another look...just to make sure I got it all out.

>>23063889
On the other hand, free* phoenix

>>23063889
>not wanting to care for a loli harpy to earn her trust and be her onii-chan
Seriously, you just need to make wishes that, if taken literally, you can take in stride.

>>23063893
I hope no anons with a slime waifu takes her out when it's below 30 degrees, at least keep her in an airtight thermos

>>23063817
>And only you can remove it?
That's the mistake, you should let your wife hold on to the key.

>>23063562
>Shoggoth
>Kitsune-Bi
A being of pure, flaming sex in the form of a doting eldritch horror that will incubize me instantly and sustain and forcefully indulge me through eternity as I melt into her flames.
>fearboner

>>23063562
>Mad Hatter
And...
>Succubus
As if she could get more lewd! Her wings will surely help stabilize her heaving massive lap-filling breasts!

>>23063910
It would be extremely embarrassing if she were to freeze during sex.

>>23063562
>Hellhound
>Ignis

So just a hotter dog?

>>23063562
>faggot cat
>Werecat
Nothing changes wahoo

>>23063951
It's probably like watering down booze. Sorry, but your faggotcat is less faggot-like.

>>23063562
>Kakuen
>Karakasa-Obake

No idea what she will look like, but I'm sure it's very lewd.

>>23063848
They're meant for the Automatons, Golems and Armors, but we're learning to use them on Raijus without them turning into projectiles.

>>23063562
>Kitsune-Bi
>Mantanago
D-did I just create a ghost fox infestation?

>>23063914
>wife
Don't be a faggot. That basically assures masseuse Anon would be perfectly safe, and thereby ruins all the fun of the scenario. It's like a cellphone in a horror movie.

>>23063562
>Plain Valkyrie fused with Thunderbird
Can she now use lightning miracles?

>>23063562
>Hellhound
>Amazoness

ʰᵉᶫᵖ

>>23063562
>Harpy and then Kakuen

Nope.

>>23063817
Hah. I'm on so much fucking antidepressants no one can control my mind.

>>23063984
B-but I don't have a wife...
>hehehehhh...

>>23063562
>hobgobby
>papillon
I'm imagining a dumb airhead shortstack papillon and I like what I see. She probably can't fly for very long and plummets to the ground, but her massive honkers cushion her fall. I'd give her lots of shoulder rides and she'd tickle my ears with the happy flapping of her wings.

>>23064011
Didn't KC mention an Oz region was in the works for MGE? Or did I imagine that?

What would the evil options look like in an MGE RPG?

>>23064004
Well, you know what they say, you can only lose your pelvis once, am i right?

>>23064036
we won't get new KC entries for a while probably cause of that game

>>23063817
I'm too mentally detached to hypnotize. A ghost would have better luck.

Give me a hot take anon, which MGs do you think would best fit the Dead Rising Convicts?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDeThz30JtQ

>>23063562
>Tentacle
>Hellhound

I am somewhat worried.

>>23064045
I've been out of the loop for a couple years. What's KC been up to?

>>23064004
Congratulations, you have unlocked Hellhound 2

>>23064045
When's the game?

Ishuzoku Reviewers can only hold me over for so long.

>>23063043
Why?

>>23064004
It can't be much rougher than vanilla heckwan, you'd just be expected to stay in the kitchen and be seen by others when she obliterates your pelvis.

>>23064045
that game better be good or i'm going to be mad for like 2 minutes and be on with my life like usual

>>23064085
so i can know that the people i'm posting with are people who look like they fuck Big Black Cats™

>>23063562
I don't have a favorite, so let's see...
>Vamp Mosquito
>Dark Priest
That sounds really fucking hot. Bothbare species I like a lot.

>>23064104
Most of us probably look like me: skinny-fats, white, moderate acne, 17 to 35 years old, USA, suburban shits.

>>23064104
If you really want to know, I look like a hairy manlet version of Nosferatu from the 1922 film.

>>23064085
Like this guy, but real life.

>>23064140
Whoa! I thought he was a Kobold shitposting her own race.

>>23063562
>hellhound
>alice
oh no, she's mastered both the dark and the light

>>23064140
based KDF

>>23064140
Don't reply to me or my posts ever again.

>>23064140
Bless KDF