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nice chinese idiot

>>23015011

>>23015011
me out of picture, inside Ran-sama's womb

>>23015011
Imagine impregnating Ran’s body, but Yukari uninstalls Ran from her Kistune Host and you’re left with a pregnant fox husk and the fetus inside it immediately dies because its host is unable to provide nutrients to it. So it ejects the decaying, mangled, bloody fox/human hybrid from its uterus covered in the rotten fox placenta.

>>23015147
And even after all that, it would still smell less bad than Sakuya's coochie.

>>23015187
Or flandres feet

>>23015147
in a just society your hands would have been cut off many years before you thought to write this

>>23015011
>hot
dude, ugly af

>>23019481
no need to be rude you nigger

i love my wife!!!!

>>23015147
Wouldn't she just revert to being a regular nine-tailed fox youkai? Her personality would change from being a reliable assistant to that of a regular nine-tail, but a nine-tailed fox is still a very powerful and formidable youkai.

>>23019694
Considering they would have been trapped and paralyzed within their own body for literal centuries, they went completely fucking insane ages ago

>>23019783
She'd still be alive though
Probably completely unresponsive and need IV nutrition, but alive

>>23019783
strange headcanon

>>23020222
Less strange than thr idea that Yukari would betray Ran
She might be a fantastically evil cunt, but she cares about family a lot

ugly fox

>>23023148
Are we talking about the same Yukari "beats Ran with an umbrella" Yakumo?

Yukari is a good girl, her monstrous nature is reserved for scum, and getting punished by her is a favour, I wish I could get a beating from her while she sits on my back *drools*

>>23025978
You'd shit yourself in fright if you ever learned how the ancients used to treat their kids
Definitely don't look at Rome

Ran-chama!

>>23015011

>>23015011
2 threads???

>>23042554
wheres the other one?

>>23015011
meh

Get your preorders in before the cutoff!

Walking around, see this, what do you do?

>>23049009
lick her toes

>>23049341
Reminder that feet fetish is degenerate.

>>23049806
no

>>23049820
Yeah.

Comeon lets keep ops thread hogh quality.

>>23049854
if you wouldn't suck rans soft toes you are, factually, homosexual.

>>23049876
No. Feet are dirty, stinky and the most visually repulsive part of the humanesque body.

>>23049939
Non-footfags exhibit pathological behaviour. Notice their perpetual anger, their idiotic incredulity . No other fetish seems to inspire such devoted hatred, it is not only that “they don’t get it”, but that for some reason they believe that no one should “get it”, they must crusade against it. It is bizarre. All kinds off odd and abject bedroom rituals get a free pass, and yet partialism for a part of the human body, something on literally almost every single person, inspires obsessive, unbridled antipathy. Perhaps the rage is because other people’s healthy desires reminds the anti-footfag of how they are alienated from their own bodies. It is probably a very Western prejudice, an affliction of modernity (even a century ago I notice in proper bourgeois literature references to “pretty” or “handsome” feet, not something that would appear in today’s literature without the connotation of fetishism). Feet are kept out of sight and out of mind. And keeping them bundled up tight in shoes all day is what is responsible for most of their unpleasant characteristics—infection, odour, misshaping; meaning that when the shoes finally do come off most people, presented with their neglected feet, associate them with disgust... the feet themselves are unfairly blamed rather than the conditions forced upon them. Notice the completely disproportionate commodity fetishism built around shoes. I’ve had some “people” remark to me that they prefer the gaudy design of designer label sneakers over the limb you wear them on. Is there a more rotten, insectoid, consumerist and anti-human attitude than that? Preferring literally cheaply made industrial fibre, cynically marketed, a fad, over flesh and skin of an anatomical marvel which has served us for tens of millennia.

>>23049865
What brand is she wearing in that pic?

>>23050014
Fix ur copypasta.

Ran is very floof

What's the ideal number of offspring to have as a breeding goal with Ran sama? I'm thinking 16 so she could efficiently feed all the cubs in 2 turns.

>>23050018
It's probably similar to the ones Yukari wears for her geriatric incontinence problems, though it seems the Yakumo company isn't marketing hag diapers at the moment.

>>23049009
who left their sex doll on the ground

>>23015011

What kinds of food can Ran cook?

RIPENS AND FERMENTS

>>23061710
Shes been cooking for centuries, so all of them

Can't be stopped
Can't be stopped

mommy!

>>23015011

Fox Mommy

I wish Chanta would stop ruining the way he draws Ran. She was much better when she was thicker, now she just looks like a weird noodle with tits instead of a mature woman I would like to squeeze.

>>23076909
He just recognizes the redeeming asset of that useless titfox.

>>23076909
I feel you, anon. His take on Ran was very cute. Looking some of his recent pictures, it's even more upsetting that it's been reduced well beyond normal and starting to approach One Piece level.

>>23076909
I feel you, anon. His take on Ran was very cute. Looking at some of his recent pictures, it's even more upsetting that it's been reduced well beyond normal and starting to approach One Piece level. I wish I spoke Japanese so I could politely ask him why the change of heart?

Chanta is a shit artist that single-handedly ruined Ran. I wish I could speak japanese so I could tell him to draw Xs on his eyes instead.

Is it bad or wrong to think of Ran as my mommy, and to fantasize about it when I go to sleep?

Chanta is terrible and always has been terrible in his accursed portrayals of Ran. I really wish you guys would stop harping on it. I hope a slow agonizing death to he and his family. Literally the worse thing to happen to the Ran fandom. Hes fucked it forever and continues to mass produce and flood sites with his literal shit flipping a big "Fuck You" to the creator and fellow fans.

>>23080214
Nothing wrong with having a mama Ran.

>>23078840
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bICSbsCro_8

>>23080214
Yeah, because she isnt human, a mother and most importantly not real. Its like imagining there is some god out there looking after you which also doesn't exist. This one can be considered worse because its not even your own fictional imagined character, its someone elses. There are just so many concerns here its hard to fathom but they all point to a big "UH OH".

There has been a disturbing lack of erotik Ran MMD videos the last month or two.

I imagine Ran being the go-to person in Gensokyo for all the touhous who have the urge to be babied. They call Ran and set up an appointment and they come over to Mayohiga while Yukari and Chen are gone and she diapers them and feeds them and rocks them back and forth to sleep.

In the morning, the touhou leaves, waving goodbye to Ran and thanking her for making them feel loved and stress-free for a single night.

The thing is, Ran is actually the one who feels she should be thanking them, as she is barren, and can never have a real child of her own. Ran's babysitting service is the closest she will ever get to feeling the love of a child.

As the client leaves in the morning and waves goodbye, Ran waves back, and sheds a single tear...

>>23081548
Shes a computer at most dude. Don't let your imagination run away with itself.

Bump to save thread. I got an idea that ive bern thinking long and hard about the last three days. Has anyone here ever thought about having sex with RAN? I mean, I know she is just a computer and all, but it seems like she is typically portrayed as having lady bits up and down there. Gee that would really be something wouldn't it? How would she process such a input command and would she just remain dormant or is she capable of picking up and completing non verbal commands? Wow, what a thought. Sex with a fictional glorified humanesque kitsune conputer. What a world we live in!

Ran isn't a computer. Yukari just thinks of her like we think of our computers, something that services us and that we love and are proud of.

>>23089545
She's a sentient magical construct like pic related, possessing a fox.
Ego death is a pretty big deal to demons. It came up in Symposium of Post Mysticism that you could replace a youkai's personality with an evil spirit. It would take that youkai "slot" in reality.
Yukari is scared of this because she has a lot of experience doing it to others.

>>23015011
yeah!

>>23015011
great sama

>>23015011
super hot

stop talking about this computer stuff and post more ran

>>23097336
We know, and we will. Take a chill pill.

>>23050014
Feetfags and the such exhibit braindamage and the overall inability to make a coherent thought, sentence, or even shitpost correctly. Euthanizing said group would be vastly beneficial.

Ran love human as food

>>23078840
I heard it because many people say that he make Ran too fat and change the way he draw Ran ever since

suppatenko not so tough after being molested

>>23089610
What if Yukari is a shiki herself?

>>23107247
He did draw Ran too OBESE. I am glad he is now trying but he has a long way to go with all the years of him poisoning the community with his work.

Hot off the presses is some new Ran from Pixiv!

>>23108493
Yukari is a tanuki.

>>23108510
This is the reason why Yukari put a shiki on her in the first place. Fox fur everywhere.

>>23108496
Only poisonous to weak men that can't handle a sturdy woman. Pathetic.

>>23108887
Keep your fetishized shit out of /jp/ degenerate fatty chaser.

CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!

>>23115969
Chengaman?

>>23115969

A very hot and fertile fox, indeed

>>23015011
ugly*

BIG PERFECT FOX WIFE

my fertile and very hot wife has been captured (by me)

>>23132562
Her shikigami self might not like it, but her fox body is made for masochism.

>>23015011
yes

>>23015011

If I were to, hypothetically speaking, marry Ran, would I have to adopt Chen?

>>23139447
Why would you do that?

>>23144384
So I can have sex with her.

>>23015011
what the fuck does it say i can't read that shit what the fuck are you posting on this board ass hat

>>23149164
it says she's my wife in chinese

Fox sex!

sox fex!

>>23049009

They seem to leave her tails off a lot for MMD.

>>23160563
It's not just MMD. It occurs frequently in fanart, and even worse, doujinshi. Artist notes will often describe how they didn't want to cover her ass, but no tails is absolute sacrilege. When will they understand?

>>23015011
reserve this

>>23015011
ugly

too ugly

ren ren

fox mom wife

>>23176710
Made for breeding

Does sex with Ran, Momiji or a white 11yo girl feel best?

Fox girls love sex?

What months of the year is Ran is heat?

>>23177397
Its in the early winter. Its all only in a 3 week span and furthermore her estrus only lasts for 3 days during that period. None of this really matters much because she is just a computer so the whole attempting to impregnate her is futile because down the line cell division WILL NOT occur. The discussion about this is closed once again. (Until another thread probably) (ન_੦)

Ran-shama ready for mating press!

>>23178106
You just had to go and continue to fuck up the thread with your shitty obese fetish chanta (curse his name) post didn't you? You just had to see something good and fuck it all up for everyone huh? Not surprised. Fuck you.

>>23178259

>>23178259
Chanta rocks!

>>23178259
I love Chanta! I hope ZUN invites him to draw Ran in any of the official works in the future!!!

>>23178106
Sage for fetishist shit.

I hope Chanta dies a slow painful with from coronavirus but not before infecting every single one of his loved ones

>>23019783
Pretty sure there are touhous that were trapped in a void for centuries and they're fine

based chanta hater

>>23181937
This

>>23182411
This picture makes me feel a kind of lust that I don't understand.

>>23181421
2nded but may be a little harsh. He is just mentally ill but last I heard he was trying to make his Rans less disgusting and vile. Still, fuck him for the damage hes already done. Sage.

>>23107231
this image is total bullshit. ran would cook a human into an absolutely delicious meal. none of this savage corpse eating shit. she knows what she's doing it's not her first time eating human.

>>23080091
>>23081361
>>23108496
>>23112271
>>23178259
>>23181421
>>23185143
the virgin text poster
>>23078840
>>23097336
>>23108887
>>23178106
the chad contributor

>>23188059
that soup has too much fat

>>23188198
Nah, its spoiled. Someone shit in it. Im tired of these fucking sick fetish posters fucking around with our Ran too, but what can you do...

Guess ill post some good 2.5d ran now and then for awhile till I get bored.

And knows how to use them.

How can a computer be such a free spirit.

imagine posting ran but not posting her amazing og outfit
imagine being this much of a retard

Imagine having such limited mental capacity you can only envision Ran in a single outfit.

More modelesque Ran.

CHEN!

>>23191952
Yeah yeah... she likes to watch.

2.5d Ran Saves The Thread!

>>23189669
if these shitty 3d models get you hard you're more sexually deviant than any footfag

>>23192542
Its not all about being sexed up. Some are better than others.

Heh... kids. Always thinking about sex. Same with homosexuals and child fucking.

Hmm, in a very odd twist of the norm, the cutest and best looking models are also the ones with the most erotic nsfw imagery. Oh well.

>>23192636
>best looking
debatable
>cutest
Absolutely not.

>>23192636
This one looks like some random ho model that you can find anywhere else . No thanks.

I do not understand the giantess fetish. I can get amazon woman big, but skyscraper? It cant be arousing, just a fun thing to imagine allbeit impossible right?

Kyjelly!

>>23198834
they're like gods

Based mods

Why is Ran such a free spirit?

High quality models make Ran look great!

>>23201156
The fetishist shitposter is at it again. Pets just ignore him.

Can a fox computer and youkai actually be mutual friends?

Walk by and see this... What do you do?

>>23202630
Take her shoes off

Thats alot of baggage... I think we can all agree she would be more proficient in her duties if she trimmed that down dramatically.

I disagree

god save this thread

I want ran to fuck me as hard as ch*nta fucked rans design

>>23139447
Why wouldn't you adopt cute Chen?

>>23202630
mating press

Needs more 2.5D. Future is now etc.

>>23206256
Incorrect

>>23206256
please fuck off with your rubber dolls.

>>23206677
>tfw no Ran-Sama ruber doll

>>23206256
>2.5D
Please stop saying this. It's just plain 3D. That's what the medium is called. 2.5 already refers to something else entirely.

>>23207031
Go on then.

fear her power

Yet so vulnerable...

Kinetic card mon ami!

I know Ran is supposed to be a super powerful scary fox demon but after watching so much MMD and reading so many doujins; I find it hard to think of her as anything other than a big titty fox milf loli/shotacon.

>>23207910
One thing thats good about fictional characters is you cant really hurt anyone (to a point) making them into something different than what they are clasically portrayed as. I do think there is a line though, making radical changes such as changing the sex of the character by slapping on a penis to a known female character lets say, is a big "fuck you" to the creator.

Changing the hair, giving one larger or smaller breasts is fine to a point short of it becoming grotesque and fetish shit. (ex. Chanta curse his name) Personality should remain pretty much the same but it Rans case, she is just a computer so it shouldn't offend someone if she was doing something completely unlike her normally cold, calculating, non emotional strictly business self.

I like MMD videos as well, its nice when we get to see her animated with a beautiful model. Those who only like hand drawn shit because they are "purists" or whatever which is dumb in itself because she is at most a video game sprite officially, can learn to airwolfing ignore things that aren't their preference.

Ran lost weight!

>>23209564
Good for her!

Reminder that Ran is flat

Contributing to this thread

>>23210695
I believe her to be slightly larger than an average humanesque frame. In any case, "flat" is not a word to describe her or that picture

Has Chanta redeemed himself?

Oops lol

>>23212959
OPS!

Must be koikatsu or something.

>>23212549
No

>>23015051
whoa there

>>23015011
sex

>>23213335
2nded. He's hurt Ran so much literally pumping out more shit than any other artist that draws her, he just cant be redeemed. The pain and cringe he has instilled in us fans will make us all erk in distaste no matter what drastic changes he tries to make in his "work" when we realize it came from Chanta. (Curse his name)

>>23220738

>>23220965
You are right. Its a terrible picture that I shouldn't have posted. Ran nor any other touhou character should ever be naked, even under their clothes.

>>23015147
Care to tell us what is wrong with you?

I woke up at 7pm and all I remember was this part baby part dolphin thing pushing itself out of Rans vagina trying to lick the precum off my glans and I didn't really look at it good and kept backing up while I was trying to ask her about propane prices. She just kept floating toward me with the dolphin thing and I erked some because I could look up at Ran and start to ask but then I got a really hard lick on the top of my dick but for sone reason I knew the dolphin thing wouldnt bite if I talked to Ran nicely.

>>23229166
you did the right thing anon

>>23015011
uggo

>>23236354
~ugu

>>23229166

>>23015011
fertile

Finally a good Ran thread. Fun and all. Not lake the all the other ones that are plagued with repetitive art and repetitive phrases. Praise 2.5D Ran and Kemono Ran.

>>23242943
You singlehandedly murdered this thread with your shitty latex fuckdolls. Now everyone is gone.

>>23244027
im not dead but I wish I was

More 3D-Ran.

Anyone have this?

>>23250512
I bet that girl is keeping that photo in a photobook to show to her children and grandchildren someday.

I want Ran to take her clothes off!
I want to cum inside Ran's fox pussy!

>>23250964
A nude computer designed to look like a fox? Thats just absured!

This is your computer for the afternoon.

>>23182411
Byakuren was busy having many children with Shiki in Makai, not in a barren void.

>>23251080
We never see much art of Touhou characters masturbating to child pornography in a awkward situation in-picture.

Primo.

>>23149164
> Looks like we made it!
> Eeh? But you're a shikigami?!

>>23015051
>>23153830
>>23149164
So, ancient japs used to communicate with chinks using only written kanji... it must had been a pain in the ass.

我=ware (I/me)
？
好=like
像=image/pic
？
到=arrive
了=complete
喉喉=throat throat (It isn't, it just look similar)
你= weird chinese pronoun, dunno
可= can/able
是=just so
式神=shikigami
阿 + 口 = ?
>>23253625
How does it work?

>implying attempting to breed with her would be anything other than complication after complication if cell division would even happen in the first place.

Those who would attempt unprotected sex with the intent of conceiving with her should be punished pretty airwolfing harshly.

>>23255109
A crossboarder AND a lorelet
Kitsunes are fully compatable with humans with no issues
Even youkai are compatable, given Rinnosuke's existence

>>23255286
Bullshit. Fuck off and take your buzzwords with you. XD

Dem titty physics

Improving the content dramatically.

Yikes.

>>23264645
Stripes!

Mmm

MAXIMUM FLOOF

Is Chanta mentally incapable of drawing a normal, attractive Ran?

>>23265465
>>23264652
>>23264618
I'm going to masturbate to MMD Ran-sama!

Ran likes piggyback rides!

Post more Chanta's old stuff

>>23269400
Airwolf off.

>>23015011

Best Ran thread yet!

Busty fox with soft mofu! I wish I could be smothered between Ran's rans!

>>23015011

>>23015011
Awesome
I want at least 4 children
Chen is given so that's 1

fertile?

>>23015011

>>23015011
sama

I want Ran sama to bind me up with charms and hug me violently.

Cumming inside a naked Ran must be truly be a heavenly experience.

>>23291505
*kid

Would you inside Ran and take responsibility?

>>23293703
Yes.

>>23296048
Thank you Ran-sama!

>>23296061

What is Senko when compared to Ran?

>>23296191
More popular in /a/. Also better when you want to feel like you are fucking a 11yo girl. Its fun sometimes.

Ran better this way?

>>23296191
foxshit

>>23299849
Don't be rude. They probably would get along or at least be cordial maybe even highly respectful of each other.

Bath time with Ran-sama!

Why is 2.5D so much better than drawn Ran? Is it because she is so versatile and realistic?

>>23313206
No it's because you have shit taste

>>23313206
Why do you keep calling it "2.5D"? Are you so entrenched in "3DPD" meme-faggotry that you refuse to even call 3D graphics by their proper name?

>>23313206
Who made that chen model?

>>23015011
Imagine impregnating Ran so Yukari can eat the traditional Chinese human fetus soup

>>23321163
Please stop this bullshit. Its not funny and you aren't fooling any1.