/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>23183494
I'd do it with the regular Minotaur.

Reminder to just bee yourself.

>>23183669
What if I don't like myself?

>>23183693
You misunderstand.
It is advisable that you subject yourself to bees.

>>23183669
Fuck fuck fuck fuck

Continuing from last thread, Amazon is big, but what monsters are even taller? Are there any? I wouldn't count Ryu/Wurm/Sneks because it's all length not height.

>>23183712
But I’d rather hang out with the wasps

>>23183739
Wasps are assholes that don't even make honey.

>>23183669
I'd rather have Ants.

I want to make a rata cum by molesting just her tail!

>>23183733
Lilims strike me as quite leggy!

>>23183733
Remember KC is japanese, amazons are probably japanese tall.

>>23183767
I'm american, so she's american tall

Let's try this again, Anon. What's the secret little kink of yours your future wife will just be dying to figure out. Don't worry, I won't tell. Just making sure everything is compatible.

Nothing dirty, just a simple little interest of yours that...well...makes your heart beat a little faster than usual...

>>23183771
Experiencing genuine love and affection

>>23183771
Begone with thee, vile demon, my energy is not yours to consume

>>23183771
I want a swarm, and a queen. A queen to rule alongside me, and countless subjects subservient to us, to cater to our every want and need.

>>23183763
Lilims are mary sue as fuck.

>>23183767
So like 5'6. Got it. What's a monster that's going to tower over me and give good hugs?

>>23183771
It doesn’t matter because I’d be visiting a flayer to have it precision-removed ASAP.

>>23183771
Beeg fat tails

>>23183771
Squishy lap naps!

>>23183762
Tail molestation is good, I want to make my Kobold wife cum the same way.

>>23183733
I don't know how they compare, but Cyclops should be among the tallest legged MGs even after DL shrunk them from literal giants.

>>23183803
Rata tails are extra sensitive you know.

>>23183771
I want a girl who's short, has wide hips, small-but-noticeable breasts, and thick pubic hair. I want her to be addicted to masturbation, and more than willing for me to casually use her for my pleasure whenever. Ideally, she'd be a birdgirl or plantgirl.

>>23183771
Washboard flat chested lolis.

>>23183814
Man, if it wasn't for the freaky mono eye...

>>23183771
Hyperpregnancy

>>23183771
Muscle and deredere, together.

>>23183750
Then I’ll be taking a big protective hornet.

>>23183669
Multi-armed girls are the best.
>tfw still no art of multi-armed girl squeezing her boobs and butt at the same time.

>>23183771
I just want hugs

Eros Yeti Onee-san

>>23183771
A girl who takes what she wants, and by that I mean they fuck me whenever they feel like, even in public. Specifically when we first meet and the first thing they do after saying hello is rape and mark me as their own.

>>23183771
Pampering, teasing and being embarrassingly over-affectionate to all your shogware items when your maid least expects it is such a strong fantasy for me. Petting the kettle and telling her she did a great job, while she nuzzles into your hand and the main maid body can only blush.

https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Special:RandomInCategory/Mamono
Roll twice, the girls you get are fused together, whether through magic, science, a silly dance, or something else. What does the resulting girl look like, and what sort of personality does she have?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7V8DRfZBQI

>Modern salamanders in a world where challenging people to sword duels is generally frowned upon
>Lovestruck salamander shows up to your door with an arcade cabinet shouting challenges and affectionate obscenities
>Not even on a dolly or anything, she's just effortlessly carrying a full-sized arcade cab on one shoulder while boisterously challenging you
>It's Garou and she's a Gato main

>>23183846
That sounds fantastic, and I wanna see it now too

>>23183867
>Dragon Zombie
>Harpy
Probably a dinosaur zombie instead of a dragon, then. Personality would probably be unchanged, but maybe with flashes of insight uncharacteristic of dragon zombies.

>>23183869
Great bust!

>>23183867
>Chimaera
>Jabberwocky
Basically a Wonderland Chimaera who's Dragon personality is that of a mere female lizard. She wears lots of pink and is even weirder than normal Chimaeras. She's also level 200+.

>>23183867
>Dark Mage
>Kitsune bi
An ara-ara witch hat-wearing onee-san with fox ears and tail made of blue fire I guess?

>>23183869
What sorts of videos would Zefrank make about monster girls?

>>23183884
I need to work on my slug smut. GOD I just want to be smothered and squished by a slug girl. Just IMAGINE having her soft body squiggy over you. How nice and damp and cool. The reprieve from the tropical heat. And then once you are completely under her she just wrings your dick out non stop for the next week.

>>23183867
>White Horn
>Gremlin
Uh. I guess she is a /fa/shion designer where all her outfits have built-in tech for both lewd and non-lewd purposes.

>>23183771
Transformation.

>>23183890
True facts about the Tritonia - then goes on to explain how they find and fuck people.

>>23183867
>Mershark
>Mershark
At last! I’ve found the mythical double mermaid! A girl with the tail of a fish and the head of a fish!

>>23183867
>Dark Mage
>Kiki
Oh dear...

>>23183892
That sounds absolutely heavenly, anon! All with such a cute delicate and innocent girl's personality as her body positively wrings you dry!

>>23183867

Dark Slime + Holstaur Milk + Dark Mage

Someone hel~

>>23183867
>Wererabbit
>Dark Elf
Chocolate bunnies are massive, hyperactive perverts.

>>23183867
>Thunderbird
>Gandharva
So a good metal/rock band singer?

Shogchamp

>>23183867
>Wight
>Arch Imp
High end Charm Spells and Wight's ability to handle spirit energy... the sex would be unimaginable. I'm sure even a gay man would be putty in her hands. I don't think anything short of the Lilim would be able to compete with this thing...

>>23183892

>>23183953
delete this, this is awful

>>23183867
>Undine
>Kamaitachi
Water triplets who specialize in synchronized dancing. Appears gentle and easygoing, yet can easily become bold and even vicious in their pursuits. Sex with them becomes dizzying and disorienting as each fights for your attention, yet all partners find their senses melting as they ultimately go with the flow.

>>23183867
>Cursed Sword
>Chimaera
A metal golem, made up of reclaimed weapons. Swaps between personalities of weapons, each with their own way of showing their affection
>Ranged weapons are distant, but will help their husband in indirect ways, and is easily violated if confronted directly. If told to take the lead in this state, they will timidly move their hips, but still provide pleasure to the man.
>Bladed weapons are cunning, and will ensnare their husband by spoiling them and teasing to keep them interested. In the rare chance they decide to stop teasing you, sex is mindblowing, but very controlled, as to keep the man addicted to her body.
>Blunt weapons are open about their affection, and will just walk up and mount their husband, crashing their hips into the man until they're satisfied.

is monsters lolis raping men, pretty based?

>>23183995
It is. It's also based the other way around

>>23183995
God, I love Yupiel.

>>23183995
I'd rather rape a submissive loli like an Alice or Wendigo.

>>23183867
>Yuki-Onna
>Sea Bishop
Ah, a supplicant of Lord Dagon and Mother Hydra. Right beneath Antarctica.

>>23183995
As ashamed as I am about it, I've fantasized about molesting an Alice after a Familiar mindbreaks me into being a lolicon.

>>23184047
You're not alone, brother. I can relate.

>>23183661
I wanna be food for a band of ghouls. Being licked and sucked all day would be pure bliss. Especially since I have a tongue/mouth fetish

>>23183771
Pink.

Pink skin, dark pink hair, dark pink eyes. Bonus if she's sopping wet all over and a colossal beat that roams the sands.

>>23184059
And I'm so ashamed of it. I feel like a disgusting pedo. But it keeps happening.

>>23183869
Zefrank lies, you can indeed french kiss a nudibranch. You just have to be careful to not try to pull your tongue or mouth away before she is ready to let you.

>>23184080
They're fictional, why get worked up over it?
Granted I like lolibabas because then they're not brainlets, but still.

>>23183995
I find meek/shy lolis like ratas or alices raping men really hot. Lolidom in general is based though.

>>23183867
>Mantis
>Kunoichi
That’s just a chuuni Mantis cosplaying. I still like it

>>23184073
So basically

>>23184086
They may be fictional, but that attraction says something about me, doesn't it?

>>23183953
video games were a mistake

>>23184137
Does it?
I'd never pretend I don't like monsterlolis but it's not like that has any bearing on how I think of real humans.

>>23184123
No, I was going for sandworm

>>23184144
You're right. Let's go back to war and violence. I'm so bored of peace and silence.

>>23183867
>Werecat
>Large mouse
I......I Don't....

>>23183669
What if everything was BEES?

>>23184157
Sounds like someone's dad refused to wear a condom one day.

>>23184169
I have a plan, it includes THE OGRE'S BUTT.

>>23183771
Big black wings.

>>23183771
Sweet, kind, and reassuring words in public with a voice to match. Yet uses that same voice to secretly whisper all sorts of dirty talk when nobody is listening. What she wants to do to me, what she wants me to do to her...

have sex with faefolk

>>23184153
That's a completely valid point that I hadn't even thought about.

>>23184137
So long as you don't feel the same way towards real children, I see no problem with it.

>>23184155
How about Sandworm but mina is the girl in it then?

The first mistake some of you new anons make is to compare 2D to 3D. The second mistake is to give a fuck about a fetish (unless it's something I don't like).

>>23184210
I've never delved into My Hero Academia, so I don't know

>>23183995
Monster lolis surrendering to men and being dommed is based.

>>23184221
She's a fierce but fun loving genki girl

>>23184253
She also has healthy thighs.

>>23184193
Nope! Just monster lolis.

>>23184216
The only fetish I will mock any of you faggots for is cuckoldry and scat.

>>23183791
Dominant beastgirls (Jinko, Manticores, Hellhounds, etc.)
War Automatons
Oni

>>23184233
This with a baphomet

>>23183771
Her resting her hand on my thigh/shoulder/hand as a way of silently communicating that she is horny and will be milking me when we get home.

>>23184182
No. That never ends well.

>>23184253
Good personality, but she'd need longer hair

>>23183867
>dark mage
>undine

Every time I think of anal sex, I associate it with kikimoras and anubises. Either way, I'd love to have my penis in one of their asses all day long

>>23183787
Ara ara, do you like energy drain?

>>23184390
There both good, kakuen are the anal champions though.

Impregnate the cow! Do it now!

>>23184442
I disagree

>>23183867
>Tritonia
>Dark Mage

This is a disconcerting amount of softness and Ara~Ara~
Probably use magic for cutsey, meaningless things, and not even in a useful way.
I would probably end up trapped between her boobs or wrapped by her tentacles and gently milked.

Onee-san, please be a bit more stern with me!!

>>23184182
Where the fuck are the Displacer Beast stories

>>23184448
Turn those big jugs into BEEG jugs through a few pregnancies!

>>23183867
>Dragon Zombie
>Harpy
Wait, somebody already got this. Rerolling.

>Arch Imp
>Gremlin
Arch Gremlins appear and offer you great scientific knowledge, but you end up becoming their servants.

>>23184448
I'm too intimidated.

>>23184294
lies!

>>23184431
Only from a tail pussy.

>>23184487
Every farmhand is the first time they're asked to milk a Minotaur, like where do you even start?

>>23184496
>She rolls her eyes and casually unclasps her straining bra, letting her two huge rolling milky tits flop out
>"That part's pretty obvious, sugar"

>>23184496
If you're lucky, she'll be glad to guide you.

>>23184510
>"Mooryooon, cousin Mino sure is eager, nee?"

>>23184448
Got some cattle pretty close by in my area. Problem is slipping past all the horses in between.

>>23184504
God, even if she could snap my neck with two fingers I want to DRAIN those udders,

>>23184390
I've spent too much time thinking about anal sex with with a slim, petite loli kiki with a shapely little butt or a pear-shaped lolinubis that has no idea how to use her slutty body. There's a special guilty appeal to a submissive loli that acts pure, addresses you with a honorary term and will serve you in revealing easy access clothing at your command.

>>23183771
>Let's try this again, Anon. What's the secret little kink of yours your future wife will just be dying to figure out

Missionary leg locking for the sole purpose of creating a big family.

I want a bunch of big, rough monster girls to play Space Station 13 with.

>>23184431
nooo
stop taking off my clothes
you're supposed to fight like a demon
fuck this I'm running away

>>23184570
You're only going to get autistic ones.

>>23184593
I'm OK with that.
Big awkward Onis are cute.

>>23184504
Easy to get sore arms, they've gotta be really heavy, you'll be able to feel the weight of them as soon as you're holding them.

>>23184461
I haven't seen the profile in ages

>>23184448
i want to full nelson fuck a draph until she is pregnant.

>>23183771
tail lifting

>>23184522
Dont you worry about that, just keep suckin and bury your face shoulders deep in em!
>>23184607
Big, heavy, heaving mounds of meaty titflesh are a great thing to lift to get swole really really quick.

>>23183867
>Amazon
>Alp

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>23184602
Just imagine autism onis.. the sperg outs would level entire cities. Something hot about the scenario of trying to placate a rampaging oni with a new lego set.

>>23184631
Grats on the tomboy.

>>23184607
>>23184628
>Oi, get back to work newbie.

>>23183867
>Hellhound and Arch Imp
No, I've had enough, let me sleep, please...

>>23184635
>Woken up in the middle of the night by a big, buff oni with an impressive chest screaming 'CLOOOOOOOOWN'

>>23184642
>No-nonsense tired Holstaur head-cow smacks you on the back of the head as you're drowning in Minotaur milk and tittyflesh
>"Oi oi, at least let some of it get into the bottles, sheesh."
>Minotaur blushes and sheepishly moves her self a bit so the bottle catches more milk
>You barely notice the head cow's tail swishing a bit more than usual as she walks away though

>>23183771
>accidentally hit backspace, deleting a somewhat lengthy reply
FUG
anyway
Discounting 'genuine love and affection' as a fetish, I'd have to say
Gentle Femdom, specifically of the "I know you want and need this, but you are too inhibited to take it for yourself/too self-loathing to accept it when offered, so I'm gonna give it to you by force" sort of femdom.
And, perhaps in contradiction: domination. Like, being able to use a girl as just a toy, pet or slave.. no obligation or expectation, do whatever I want to do, whenever I want to.
The spicy combination of which is, of course, the gentledom waifu who occasionally brings home fucktoy 3rds (or perhaps even a harem whose members rotate roles).

Fat Scylla tits
https://twitter.com/Jourjii/status/1238967998221701121

>>23184659
Super squishy fun~

>>23184631
that's kinda hot

I'm thinking about just going out there and writing a monster girl novel. Should I work with an illustrator and attempt to get into western bookstores with big fat snek tats?

The more people post cows, the more of a lolicon I become.

>>23184681
How old are you?

>>23184681
good for you

>>23184659
God bless scyllafag bringing in more scylla art

>>23184681

>>23184693
>huge hips
>big tits
>lance
I want to fuck the cow, and then heal her.

>>23183771
Cuddling with winged girls, where they hold you close with their fluffy arms, and also cover you with their wing to keep in the heat.

>>23184586
>Anon has been inflicted with fear.

>>23184696
You might need to saves those heals for yourself

>>23184685
24. Why?

>>23184686
I don't know why, but they just push me away and into liking smaller and flatter girls more.

>>23184693
Minotaurs are even worse.

>>23183867
>Living Armor
>Shoggoth
Liquid-metal armor golem; silvery grey and gun-oil blue.
Outrageously protective and clingy. You might not even have the opportunity to see her female form before she grabs and encases you, for your own good of course.
Typical interaction in this state is via mental projection of her image and voice; the Cortana to your (perhaps unwilling) Master Chief. Might decide that you need to Go On An Adventure and become a hero, in which case you'll be marched unwillingly into the den of 'evil' right up until it's time to start swinging the sword on your own.
Lewdness primarily delivered via teasing impressions of her female form via the inner layer of the armor, her voice, and full-on lucid wet dreams when you fall asleep wearing her. Might eventually be persuaded to 'disrobe' you and assume a female humanoid form properly, at least in known-safe spaces, for more usual forms of intimacy.
Likely to insist on feeding you by processing food herself into nutritious 'milk.'
Some kind of magick effect removes the need for waste evacuation. It's not her infiltrating into your biology at the cellular level to scrub out waste, nope, don't think such silly things Master.
May take on a more extreme level of shoggoth-like assimilation if you express the interest, but otherwise happy to remain more separate.

>>23184730
Sounds like a lack of self esteem and confidence.

How tall are the average Ogre, Minotaur, Jinko and Hellhound respectively.

>>23184744
>"I am the tittiest"

>>23184749
Hellhound probably 7.5' average
Minotaur a little bit taller, maybe 7'7"
Ogres are preposterous, 8'6" is short for fully-grown.

>>23184609
>Profile
There is no profile, there was just a picture or two from Barb of her.

>>23184749
Tall (for a woman (from a japanese point of view))

>>23183771
I want a girl with a short skirt and a loooooooong jacket.

>>23184777
5'6" it is.

>Staring contest with a Manticore
>If you lose she milks you dry with her tail
>If you win she'd still do it for embarassing her

>>23184652
Boss needs to work hard to keep those lewd Foxes from stealing Cockatrice eggs and farmhands.

>>23184763
>Ogres most likely reaching almost 10' on the high end.
Very big onions...

>>23184787
Yep. Sometimes they'll steal them from right under her nose, though considering her physique, it can be somewhat forgiven.

>>23184686
I need my girls at least this big, eventually

>>23184742
Extremely adorable. You can just tell how happy she'd be on guard duty while her master sleeps.

>>23184693
Same artist?

>>23184812
>'Oi, kid, where'd you go?'
>Anon can't reply because he's trapped under her massive cow boobs.

>>23184814
>eventually
Would you like to elaborate?

>>23184693
I want to be her squire.

>>23183867
>Kobold
>Soldier Beetle
Fluffy kuudere beetle girl who will do anything for an apple.
I love her already. She’s going to be so spoiled with all the headpats and apples I’m gonna give her!

>>23184839
>trapped

>>23184847
Growth is a very paramount fetish anon!

>>23184832

That artist makes some god tier monster girl doujins. I NEED MORE

>>23184744
Cows I love god.

>>23184839
>"Damn farmhand and his damn sexy hands gettin lost again... I said OI! KID! NEED YA ON RACK FOUR, CMON!"
>Gasp for air as her shouting finally jostled you loose
>"Oh! There ya'are. Cmon, no slackin off, you can play with em later, we got work to do."
She's a real go getter, Miss Headcow.

>>23184783
>Staring contest with a Gazer
>For funsies but...
>Winning is easy if you just stare intently enough to make her blush and shy away
>Just be careful not to listen too closely when looking her in the eye, or you might struggle to realise that you won

>>23184609
https://pastebin.com/bwh5aNzc

>>23184847
It mattes not where they start, its where they end.

>>23184878
She is, but none of the farmhands have seen her naked and her huge boobs are driving them nuts.

That's why tonight they're going to sneak up to her bathroom window when she goes to take a shower.

>>23184890
Woah! She's a big girl!

>>23184900
This can only end with them getting thumped on the head and a stern telling off. Secretly she loves the attention though.

>>23184744
Nah, I don't really have issues like that. But large breasts are unappealing to me as is, and massive breasts are disgusting to me. Also, not really into lactation, muscles, or anything rural.

>>23184783
I feel like that’s how you can embarrass any MG by doing that no matter how smug or evil or yandere they are.

>>23184783
The trick is to just stand very still. Manticores have poor eyesight.

>adventuring with a party of level 1 monstergirls

>>23184962

She can still smell your fear

>>23184971
Ah! Scary! What's the big bad Manticore gonna do?

>>23184971
A blind manticore that still wants to dom you could be fun.

>>23184968
Rub their flat chests for good luck!

>>23184976
She's gonna steal poor, innocent Anon's first kiss!

>>23183771
Saying things into my ear, or while leaning over my shoulder...

>>23184982
>blind manticores
Oh god their other senses would be heightened to insane levels.

>>23185023
When you move anywhere around her, you might see her ear twitch.
It's her warning to you that she is completely aware of where you are and what you're doing.

>>23185023
>Her tail comes closer and closer to your face, you turn away as it starts to drip all over you, trying to quiet your breath.

Like something out of Alien. Scary.

>>23185023
There's something hot about a monster sniffing you out.

>>23184968
They'll all try really really hard! They also received an Adventurer's Boon of a huge bushel of pears to start their journeys on!

>>23185053
Bonus points if its like that picture, a big fuckin head-eater sized bulb

>>23185053
God I want her tailpussy to engulf my head.

>>23185072
>>23185084
Imagine the everything.

>>23185053
I'm not scared of some silly tail! There's no way the rumors are true at all.

CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!

>>23185107
The rumors of a blind Manticore with a MONSTER-sized tail? Yeah no way they're real, no way a tail could be that big...

r-right?

>>23184968
Sounds more like they're husband hunting.
And that Amazon is getting headpats.

>>23184523
>I've spent too much time thinking about anal sex with with a slim, petite loli kiki with a shapely little butt
Like this?

>>23183771
>Nothing dirty, just a simple little interest of yours that...well...makes your heart beat a little faster than usual...
cardio

>>23185172
That’s supposed to be a loli?
Shit, I always thought she looked like she was in her 20’s.

>>23185172
That's the perfect body type.

>"Your new husband will be a vegetarian, please understand"
>"Vege-wa? What's that mean?"

>>23185172
Pretty much except a slightly flatter chest.

>>23185249
Ganbatte, matchmaker demon.

>>23185249
Wrong, I am almost a full on carnivore

>>23185278
I can smell you from here

>>23185297
and I can smell every unwashed pedofag miles away

>>23185249
A monkey's paw scenario, Wendi-chan will receive the husband she desires, but he will not share her love for comically stretchy anime meat!

>>23185070
>They'll all try really really hard!
And it will be very cute.

>>23185166
They probably don't even realize the adventure might be a way to find a husband, atleast not until some time after a man joins their party.

>>23185350
I'd join a part of lolis to help them out.

Harpies are for stuffing until they can't fly.

>>23185357
>tfw no thick as fuck turkey harpy to baste all day

imagine looking into the eyes of the little fae dragon you're cumming inside of while you pull her XL barbie sized body onto your penis

>>23185376
imagine looking into the eyes of the giant dragon fae cumming all over you while she pulls her XL sized body pull you out of her vagina.

>>23185398
>while she pulls her XL sized body pull you out of her vagina.

>>23185410
Sorry I'm kinda retarded.

>>23185356
Eros lolis are the best.

How do you deal with harem girls bullying each other to try and score more time with you?

>>23185426
sexually starve them all to teach them the lesson
up to a month with no contact depending on the severity

>>23185416
fucked silly

whats on your mind?

>>23185483
How lonely I am and how I can't pick a girl... I just want a wife. But how can I find my other half if I don't even understand myself?

>>23185483

>>23185426
I encourage it. That's my fetish. I set up a colosseum, sit in my throne, have my Alraune feed me her nectar, fresh from her loins, and watch them fight for my affection and lust.
I let the winner ride my cock, and my Alraune and I use the loser as our toy.

>>23185483
devising an escape plan, I'm cautious and I see the lilim across the road keeps smackin her lips looking at me get in my car every morning in her window. The cops would never believe me
You can never bee too careful, I'm going to the gym too, to build stamina, I know human power won't do so maybe I can make a run for it

>>23185483
Making out with my daughteru.

>>23185483
I forget whenever I'm asked this.

>>23185443

Idk, friend.

A month is a long time for a monster girl. That seems like the type of situation where my big bully manticore would get rapey after the first few days.

>>23185483

>>23185509
they live under this roof they gotta follow my rules
what could possibly go wrong?

>>23185426
Bullies are taken to the nun zone until they learn their lesson.
>>23185483
Thinking about what life would be like being a wurm's private mentor.

>>23185483
Oh you know, stuff

>>23185483
Deep throating my Dear Hatter Wife's massive tiddy while absolutely shroomed out of my mind on her spores, almost choking on her milk, looking up at her beautiful, crazy crazy eyes as she drools out of the side of her mouth with unbelievable lust and desire, trying to shove even more in my mouth while her enormous ass bounces for the 100,000th time on my cock~
Ah, its a good thought, you know?!

>>23185483

>>23185522
I'm more of a fan of this version.

>>23185534
>six tits

>>23185356
>join a party of lolis to help them
>the adventures are leisurely and you barely have to pay attention
>you just stare at thick scantily clad loli bodies most of the time

>>23185540
So mean.. I like both at least.

>>23185483
Coming across a small salamander knocked out from challenging a realm beast beyond her ability. Carrying her home and having the intense heat radiate into my body. Taking glances at her oh so soft lips and feel a tightening in my pants.
Stuff like that.

>>23185543
Pretty much, although having to step it up when it gets tough would be pretty fun.

>>23185483
Plant lolis.

>>23185494
mindflayers

>>23185521
>Bullies are taken to the nun zone until they learn their lesson.
How is that a punishment?

>>23185527
Damn, horny tonight huh Hatter?

>>23185540
I would be fine with canine girls having additional vestigial nipples

>>23185563
I bet a mindflayer made this post.

>>23185566
Always for her! But yes!

>>23185494
Following up on this, what kind of monster girl would be best for comforting and looking after a high functioning autist prone to fits of depression?

>>23185566
mushrooms make people feel that way, like my desire for a myconid.

>>23185589
This anon gets it! Beware the power of a Mushroom girl's spores! They all work slightly different, but the end result is ecstasy in sex!
What kind of Myconid would you like, my fellow fungal-fucker?

>>23183771
>Level Drain
>Multiple different ExcessM games, MGQ, and that one masochist MGQ knockoff have it

Truly a good time to like the SUCC

>>23185504
that's incest

>>23185483
Just the same lingering fears of being so big a creep that only the wee ones/daughterus would stand being around me.

>I love my daddy
>Daddy is so nice to me
>But where is mommy?
>Everyone else has a mommy
>I talked to daddy about mommy, and he got sad
>I don't like seeing daddy so sad.
>I think daddy is sad because there is no mommy
>Maybe daddy is just lonely
>Maybe I can be mommy
>Maybe I can make daddy happy

>>23185598
yay!

>>23185607
w-whoa

>>23185594
the bouncy kind with a modest chest that makes your penis engorge so much you'd rather not pull out even if you could so you'd rather focus on turning the area around you into a mushroom forest while you drool semen inside of her.

You need to impregnate this unique Kitsune, they're rarer than Pandas and at least twice as cute!

>>23185483
Nothing everything

>>23185620
God i love myconids.

>>23185587
Guess I don't even get a gf in monster girl world...

>>23185084
>>23185072
>there are multiple tongues lining up the insides of her tail
>they lick your head from all directions
>one of them even goes into your mouth to stop you from screaming

>Apophis trying to recruit people to help her explore ancient tomb
>Join up cause I have a thing for snakes and think she’s cute
>Help her Indiana Jones last the traps, defeat mummy guardians, answer sphinx riddles and solve block pushing puzzles
>Finally reach inner sanctum where pharaoh and her treasure are kept
>Begin stuffing as much treasure into the many bags of holding we brought
>Apophis gets greedy and goes for the gilded panties
>This wakes the pharaoh who seems to grave robbers and becomes irate over the failure of her servants and the actual thieves in front of her
>distract pharaoh by grabbing the crown off her head
>This gives enough time for the apophis to sneak up behind her and giver her a good ol venom transfusion
>Pharaoh falls to her knees weak from the pleasure allowing us to finish grabbing the last bit of treasure
>Just as I had the last bag gold to the apophis she shoves me back into the pharaoh’s waiting arms
>Gives short monologue about how I was a fool to trust her and now she won’t have to share the treasure
>Must’ve forgot that there’s still guards on the way back cause after a few hours of being ridden by the pharaoh said guards drag her back to us
>Pharaoh to engrossed in pleasure to really care leaving me to decide her fate
>Have her tied up at the foot of the bed with aphrodisiac incense burning while she’s forced to watch
>Eventually untie her after me and the pharaoh slow down to just cuddling
>Get pounced on and bitten gloats over pharaoh that she’ll show me who’s the better lover
Never trust a snake

>>23185620
Ahhh! So fantastic! You'd create your very own Mushroom Kingdom! Build up speed inside her for 8 hours then blast off to another dimension in her!

What are some good bedtime stories to tell
monster daughters?

>>23185587
will o wisp

>>23185625
Gazer is trying to trick me again, but her trick isn't very good this time, since she decided to get rid of most of her charm points.

Perhaps now is my chance to get revenge...

>>23185483
Big Demons

>>23185587

You won't have to worry about thinking too much after mindflayer chan gets a hold of you

>>23185645

>>23185643
bulging your mushroom with your own mushroom under the shade of new giant mushrooms signifying the birth of a kingdom!

>>23185483
Bottom-heavy monster loli adventurers

>>23185661
I want a BIGGER demon.

>>23185662
This is simultaneously an appealing yet horrifying situation.

>>23185546
>rental mommy
I’ll take three please.

>>23185662
I don't want my mind raped and erased. Please no..

>>23185663
What stories do you read to your daughterus at night?

>>23185483
I want to improve at drawing more yet I have a hard time forcing myself to practice. I hate myself for wasting so much time doing nothing. I need an art fairy to help keep me from wasting all my time.

>>23185738
I'm in the same boat. I suck at art (my family is either retarded or pities me thinking my scrap is "good") and I want to be at least halfway decent but it takes so long to make just one piece. I can't focus for weeks to make a single fucking bust.

>>23185662
The trick to dealing with Mindflayers, is when they start to flay you, drag them into your magical realm.

>>23185483
Realizing too late that the blueberries I used to make scones were rancid and wishing my waifu were here. Not so she can use magic to heal me or anything like that. I just want someone to comfort me for my foolishness.

>>23185661
Contract Mommy.

>found you

We're going to the races anon!

you can run but you can't glide.

>>23185794
I want a big birb wiafu. A really big birb waifu! I want her to grab me by the shoulders and take me flying so I can scream and face my fear of heights by force!

>>23185808
i can outrun her

>>23185794

>and why have you been looking for me, Harpy that's made out of Cadbury?

>>23185794

>>23185839
Oh lord yes.

>>23185846
this thread was a blessing

>>23185906
also had a tiddy version

>>23183771
Cunnilingus I love giving oral to women and ironically I hate blowjobs/recieving oral sex

is sleeping with your dick inside your waifu safe?

>do you mind?

>>23185979
It's not unsafe.

>>23185721
She's just going to fill your mind with love! Nothing to worry about. I hear the process is quite pleasant.

>>23185980
is she doing what i think she's doing to that man?

>>23185980

Yes, you are sitting on my favourite patch of swamp ground.

I would appreciate it if you both moved off it, thank you

Does your wife swear?

>>23186040
>Ghoul : has no filter
>Will o Wisp : will swear to make a point
>Banshee : will not swear ever
That sounds really accurate actually.

>>23185808
Wish there was more flying mofu art

>>23186040
Foul-mouthed Monkeys!

>>23185980
>gypsy kings cover of hotel California starts playing

>>23185941
Weirdo. No way in hell am I using my mouth on anything below the belt. And I mean anything.

And don't call me selfish, since I don't really care one way or the other for oral.

I mean it. I might be a footfag (maybe), and I know I lean towards sub, but I ain't servicing anything with my goddamn mouth. Not to say I haven't thought of my waifu concocting elaborate schemes to get me to taste her indirectly.

>>23185483
Trying to figure out how to deal with the fact that the resolution of long-standing psychological issues is going to have to involve confronting (a very large amount of) previously repressed, now just unprocessed, negative emotions concerning family members whom I still live with and will very likely be unable to move away from any time in the next 5 years

>>23186040
>Doesn't know swear words
>Sith
>Automaton
>Liliraunes
>Shoggoth
>Ren Xiongmao
I can see all these species cursing in some form.

>>23185979
This is mandatory for myconid husbands

>>23186066
lol this fag doesnt want his wife to sit on his face, or tease him by shoving her toes in your face. Fucking faggot

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember to cockblock a high class monster girl in the best possible way.
By playing Ice Ice Baby so she gets a few brief seconds of thinking its the superior Under Pressure.

>>23186040
Yeah but only in really archaic old language

its simple
we slay the succubi

>>23186069
>Automaton stubs her foot.
>'[##!#!!!8]'

>>23186040
>otohime
>does not swear
This is a lie, they get drunk and complain constantly about not being 17 and not having a boy.

>>23186077
Can I slay her by befriending her?

>>23186073
Man, whatever.
She wants to poke my cheek with her toes that's her decision.
I just ain't licking.

>>23186077
Why so serious?

>>23186069
I'll try to explain my tired logic
>Siths
Unless their master swears, they wouldn't learn them, as they focus on their master's words before anyone else's.
>Automaton
Had swear words removed from their vocabulary, as to make them more approachable with children, and seem like a proper servant to adults. Can learn swears with outside help.
>Liliraunes
They are described as being in their own little world when left alone. Too busy doing girl on girl stuff to learn how to swear.
>Shoggoth
Modified her own brain to remove any knowledge of swearing, as to never be able to offend their master or hurt their reputation
>Ren Xiongmao
Pandas are a protected species, so they are protected from the harmful knowledge of swears.

>>23186097
Sex is supposed to be messy though. You should want to taste your waifu all over.

>>23186084
I'd think they would try to hold their tongue, as to not seem like a bad party host. I can't predict a drunken otohime, and what they will say or do, nobody can.

>>23186040
>My waifu has no swear filter
Lies and slander. I can't even imagine her getting upset enough to swear out of anger.


Also
>Kiki uses alternatives to swearing
When you swear in Russian you still swear

>>23186040
>Cheese and whiskers! Caught again!

>>23186125
This list is what I think the common monster of a species would have as a swear filter, and should be taken on a case-by-case basis when in the real (fake) world. If you tell me your wife's species, I will try to explain my reasoning. As for kikis, they wouldn't actively swear, as it would hurt the household's name, and she doesn't want the daughters to pick up russian swears.

>>23186107
Everywhere else, sure. Just not down there. Not without some effort on her part to get me in the mood and be okay with it and not hate myself for it.

>>23186127
Padded Mousetrap, yay or nay?

>>23186069
>Shoggoth
Starts yelling in Eldritch

>>23186148
I don't get it. How could you hate yourself for doing a perfectly normal sex act?

>>23186040
>tsurara
>will swear to emphasize something
Sounds about right

>>23186127
i thought it was that cursed gif the moment i saw that thumbnail

>>23186152
>Cheese it buddy! Don't touch the merchandise!

>>23186160
Like I know.

It weirds me out too that cunnilingus is a no-go for me. It seems like a disgusting act, sticking your tongue down there. And there's no sense of strength or technique.
Freaks me out how head is so popular too, but that's more of whether or not the girl is up for it.

I can do foreplay. I've got all my fingers. She's got an entire rest of the body too.
Feels nice getting this off my chest.

>>23186127
If it were to zoom out a little on this picture, I bet it would show her surrounded by big, faceless guards with large bulges.

>>23186200
>It weirds me out too that cunnilingus is a no-go for me.
It's also a no from me. I have my own reasons for it, and you just need to work around your limits as a couple.

Eye contact is important. Even plants like to feel special.

Bully the shorties

>>23186218
Finally, someone else who gets it.

Everyone has their own set of preferences. Relationships are built on mutual trust and understanding, and all that jazz.

>>23186247
What if you're blind?

>>23186247
Yes. Indeed.

>>23186040
>Doppelganger gets found out because she's too pure to swear anywhere near as much as the sailor-mouth she's impersonating
>there is a claim that Ms. Haku said "damn" once, but nobody knows the source of the rumor. It may have just been a mispronounced "darn"
>in a fit of frustrated exasperation at her Master's continued lazy bachelor lifestyle, Kiki almost swore but managed to replace it with "incorrigible" at the last moment, before immediately apologizing. Shoggy misinterpreted the context, and now mutters "incorrigible" to herself under her breath when she's having trouble mastering a new form

>>23186252
>Boku no shonennshit
fuck off

>>23186274
Boku no Pico is an international treasure

>>23186277
Leave him be, some uncultured swine browse this site

>>23186256
Face her general direction and tell her she's beautiful.

>>23186291
>"Honey, you're speaking to the lamp again."

>>23186267
>Shoggy misinterpreted the context, and now mutters "incorrigible" to herself under her breath when she's having trouble mastering a new form
That's the cutest thing ever. More Kiki and Shoggy adventures please

>>23186264
How would the gazer react to you saying you wanna upgrade to Jeepers Peepers X Infinity

>>23183867
>Chimaera
>Kamaitachi

So basically a harem of super-schizoid, insatiable monster girls with swords for arms on top of the lethal natural armoury they already possess.

Never have i wanted to stick my dick in crazy so fast.

>>23186297
>*turns to face her voice*
>"It's a beautiful lamp, but you're the light of my life!"

>>23185637

>>23185642
But I want that snake

I want it real bad.

>>23185637
Such is life

>>23186305
She'd call you the biggest geek on the planet for using such an obscure reference as, presumably, a marriage proposal. Then she'll just keep grinning and maintaining eye contact till you look away or fall under her spell.

Either way, get ready to be ridiculed and toyed with.

>>23186338
>*action*
Please don't

>>23186351
Why is that one tentacle angry?

>>23186304
Nah, the cutest thing ever is Shoggy trying to help Kiki work through her feelings when Mastah is away on business.

>>23186364
It noticed it's on candid camera.
Meaning Gazer knows and is doing this to mock you further.

>>23186364
It's judging you.

>>23186304
I feel like Kiki's use of non swear words could lead to hilarious misunderstandings with Shoggy

>>23186401
Gazer is always judging you. And you can trust her to give you an honest assessment that leaves nothing out. Just one more thing I like about her.

I think foxes SUCK!

>>23186410
>>23186351
>>23186305
How would a gazer react to a gift of soap?

>>23186434
I fee like you'd need industrial de-greasers to get that stuff off

>>23186368
>"Friend Kiki, are you sufficiently emotionally prepared for another exciting day of housekeeping?"
>"Hmm? Sure, Shoggy. Let's do our best today too."
>"What's wrong? Are you feeling ill? I inquired about your emotional and mental state as one of those 'jokes' you have taught me so much about, but now I am concerned. Is there anything I can possibly do to help?"
>"No, sorry. I don't mean to make you worry. Maybe I'm just feeling a little under the weather today."
>"Ah, I see! Please direct me to the roof or window leak at once, and I shall seal it up post-haste!"
>Heh, not quite that. What I mean is, I guess I'm a little worried Master might get annoyed with me, like I'm always critical. I want him to realize his own potential, but the way I'm on his and your case all the time I'm starting to wonder if you guys just see me as a stick in the mud."
>"Hmm...I cannot speak for Mastah, but I can speculate. If he's anything like me, then he views you as stable and dependable. Bending, but never breaking. Thus, I imagine he views you not as a muddy stick, but rather as many, many sticks in mud. Or, in other words," she gestures at the walls, "as home."
>"I guess I never thought of it that way. Thanks, I think!" Kiki smiles.
>Shoggy smiles right back.
>"Well then, Shoggy, out with the moping and in with the mopping! Don't think I'm going to go easy on you just because you cheered me up, since I'm gonna inspect your corners extra hard! We have to make sure Master's home is perfect when he gets back, after all."
>Shoggy's smile dims ever so slightly

>>23186438
>mfw realizing >>23186410 is drooling that stuff

How do I defeat a yandere mantis?

>>23186410
Please wear some pants Gazer-chan!

I'm wondering which story I should pursue next. (I'm the one who posted that disguised demon story a few days ago.)

Apophis alchemist getting drugged by her own venom in an accident caused by her childhood friend whose familial obligations kept the two of them from getting together.

Mannish red Oni hunter/fighter who, in a fit of rage, pisses off a succubus who turns her into a much sexier woman. Her rage is caused by her friend not seeing her as a woman and other woman openly mocking her initial brutish appearance.

Holy maiden healer who loses her healing abilities if she has sex but goes into heat when she uses them. Yet for some reason she still has a male steward assigned to look after her.

>>23186474
Impregnation and marriage.

>>23186480
I personally.really like the maiden healer premise.

>>23186491
Unfortunately that's the hardest one to get right. It's a delicate balancing act. You need to:

1. Make keeping her powers important enough so both characters think they're worth protecting enough to keep them from getting together until the inciting incident.

2. Make them not important enough so the characters don't look like selfish assholes for their eventual willingness to cast them aside. "We just wanted to have sex" isn't a good enough excuse.

And I forgot to mention since she's not a monstergirl as the thread knows her. She's going to be white. White like Seaport here. I'll probably explain it as an expression of the dormant genes of an ancient race or something like that. Maybe she'll have horns. I've been toying with a setting for a book for years and the women who can use magic in that setting all have a very peculiar set of horns.

What would an experienced Mouse Thief be able to charge for her services? Asking for a friend.

>that new ishuzoku review

That was more wholesome than what I was prepared for. How the fuck does the Human Mage end up being best girl?

>>23186574
Mages/Witches tend to be best girls in general.

What a shameless Zombie.

>>23186574
Magic

>>23186593
She is a kerbal

>>23186599
Thanks, I hate it.