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Maids are olev

>>23210618
Kiki and Shoggy hosting their own morning tv show!

>>23210635
>>23210618
>>23210659
>Look Shoggy, he's waking up!
>I see, Kiki~
>Ready? One, two...
>Good morning, mastah!
>Good morning, mastah~
It hurts, knowing that we will never have this.

You should marry this Succubus and have many children anon!

>>23210699
What a second, that's no succubus, that's an Irish woman!

>>23210670
>spoiler
Stop. Stop it please. I don’t want to cry today anon.

>Anon's getting raped and nothing's gonna stop me!

Which MG would love dogs as much as I do? I wouldn’t want there being a power struggle for my love between my waifu and my dog.

>>23210737
>anon hides behind a captcha and seven proxies

This thread needs more gremlins.

>>23210635
>>23210670
Maidpill me.

>>23210799
Everything needs more gremlins.

>>23210804
It’s a distinct situation, not suitable for some but it’s one of the most used, middle of the road, power fantasies where love plays a key role into it especially with MGs.

>>23210834
I can get that. I like Dark Valkyries and Dark Priests because I love the idea of being worshipped and loved simultaneously. It's more subdued, but a similar idea, yeah?

>>23210844
That one's a boy sadly

>>23210804
Being called master is kind of weird. I'd rather have a wife.

>Getting sucked off by a centaur

>St Patricks day came and went with nary a whimper on the wind

Yarr, Corona-chan be a harsh mistress even in the internet world.

>>23210900
She won't be when I'm through with her

>>23210983
Its really quite upsetting. I'll commission a picture of my Dear Wife in a slutty St Patrick's day outfit to make sure its not forgotten!

>>23210799
Well they are short. I bet Dorf and Gremlin get along swimmingly while designing new Magi-Tek items.

I bet the Demonfire Thrower was a joint project.

fun fact, if you post this image with a snarky comment, youll get warned for "trolling outside of /b/"

>>23210983
I forget about it anyways, like most holidays.

>>23210659
>>23210670
What happens on a Kiki/Shoggy morning talk show? What do they talk about? I bet Shoggy always has interesting perspectives on the latest news, weather, sports, finance, and celebrity gossip.

>>23210863
Quite so. And both fantasies are very flexible to ones kinks and dislikes.

>>23211005
What would she be drinking, then? Irish cream liquor? A pint of beer? A mint milkshake? Surely not tea!

>>23210670
The only way i want to be awakened is with a surprise blowjob.

I think my biggest kink is possession play. I want a monster girl who regards me as her own, something that belongs to her. Something that she loves dearly but still excises extreme possessiveness over. Also I'm not too picky on girls, just don't like insect or undead types at all and mostly everything else I'm game. What kind is right for me?

>>23211250
>tfw it’s HatterFag is dressed like a leprechaun and his waifu is asking for his “Irish cream” in her tea

>>23211288
Dragon, snake or griffon

>>23211288
>doesn’t like insect girls
How can you not like soldier beetle girls?!?

>>23210737
>https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph58d82a0c3129e

>>23211250
Certainly not! Most likely a big pint of beer-
>>23211305
-with a nice 'creamy' head!

>>23210929
For me, there isn't a single scenario as hot as her saying the word "Master" in a tone of voice that implies he's anything but, at least until her lust goes down. It's also really cute when it's said in a casual way that implies friendship. Kind of like gap moe, but from the monster's perspective towards a human, which makes me wonder how monsters would take humans' gap moe interpretations of them.

>>23211206
They probably talk about maid stuff, like supermarket discounts or the optimal weather for laundry hanging. Towards the end though, Kiki and Shog would fight over whose skills are superior.

>>23211206
Kiki would have a 30 minute brief on seasonal breakfast foods, traffic and the weather; all the good things a devoted maid needs to know to support her loving master.

Shoggy would definitely have a juicy gossip segment. In latest news, the color yellow got married to the sound of Mt Everest yodelling. On finance, share prices in Azathoth Unlimited increased marginally two millenia ago last kalpa, due to werebat-jubjub flu increasing demand for eldritch arousals.

>>23211267
>That can be arranged, master~
http://imgbox.com/PcCJ7RRR

>>23211288
>possession play
That doesn't mean what you think it means

>>23211319
Insect appendages are just eugh to me, I tried to like em, even tried beating it to the MOTH PUSSY doujins cause I love yandere, but I fucking hate bugs (although rhinoceros beetles are pretty badass I'll admit) so a girl with antennae and hard armored legs just isn't for me

>Yo Oyabun! I finished all that illegal stuff ya asked me to do!
>Oh hey! Why are the cops here?

>>23211288
>>23211369
>Anon doesn't like cute bugs

Truly, this man is worse than Hitler.

>>23211367
Ghost using your own hands to make you cum sounds weird.

>>23211380
Regu makes the most based bugs

Trespassers into Harpy nesting grounds will be punished!

>>23211411
imagine the fluffies

>>23210737
Why would anyone stop Automaton-chan from using the sex toy she got from dark web to good use?
>>23211250
>Surely not tea!
Maybe not on this occasion, but black tea goes well with a bit of rum in it. I never tried it, but I heard whisky fits green tea. I dunno the stance of Hatterfag's wife's on alcohol in tea, though.

>>23211431
Fluffy birds a cute

>>23211362
I want to be the asshole who barges into the studio dressed as an XVIII century brit and rants in an undistinguishable british slang about how the maid business isn't what it was anymore.

>>23211439
She's certainly open to it! A tame adjustment compared to some of the other things she puts in there!

>your loli kiki climbs onto a large sofa and takes a face-down ass-up position as instructed, wearing only a headband, a choker and backless panties, all black and white with maid-style frill trims
>being already disrobed, you get on behind her as she turns her head to the side to nervously look back at you
>her underwear's side strings are slightly indenting into her perky little butt and framing the exposed pink rear entrance nicely
>you put your hands on slender hips and position yourself to enter her, the tip of your cock already spreading her tight backdoor open ever so slightly
>she seems to remember something and begs you to wait, reaching her dainty hands back to fumble around her hips and butt
>her.. uniform is going get dirty, she pleads
>you tell her it's going in the laundry today anyway and guide her hands back down to the cushions
>she closes her eyes and leaves everything to master, and you gently push inside the only uncovered hole
>a tender voice start falling out of the petite kikimora's mouth while your cock slowly moves in and out of her, starting at just third of the length and sliding deeper with every thrust
>your dick completely disappears between your little maid's petite buttocks, and her moans and panting become ragged while you anal fuck her with your entire length
>her tongue starts lolling out and she goes cross-eyed while the extra slow railing continues for what feels like forever, until she cums while twitching
>she stammers an out of breath apology for getting off before master, but you tell her there's no need to worry about that and keep going
>you keep plowing her sensitive butthole while she's making an exhausted slutty face and letting out slurred moans, until you finish too and let it all out deep inside her
>finally, you lay hunched over her in position for a while until you both catch your breaths
>you slowly pull out, praise her for doing great work and let the trembling, massively blushing young kikimora with her soaked panties go do the laundry already

>>23210804
Consider yourself maidpilled, I was already writing this anyway.

>>23211343
Being called "master" is really appealing in the right context.

>>23211439
>>23211474
>Hatterfag falls out of a door in the air right next to his wife
>falls face first, but promptly gets up smiling with a bottle of whiskey in hand
>"An addition, dear wife! Most tipsy-making! Shall I add it with the others?"
>Hatter-wife looks casually to the cacophony of ingredients all bursting out of the teapot, much of it clearly cum-based from Hatterfag
>"Oh I suppose a little extra won't hurt dear"

I don't know why Hatterfag but I sometimes imagine the way you move around to be like something out of a tf2 gmod video.

>>23211288
This is the kind of thing I want when I think of pet play, not the ridiculous hard core stuff.

>>23211377
What kind of clothes is that under her jacket? I want to rub/lick it all over.

>>23211343
What kind of gap moe do monsters look for in humans?

>>23210983
The banshee was too busy crying coital tears

>>23211503
Maids are for gently breeding, not for fucking in the ass. You are still a gentleman and a scholar, though.

>>23211527
Haha! That got a good chuckle out of me anon, I love it! And that's a fine way to imagine it! For how calm my wife is most of the time, I make up for it alot with my wackiness, I know- but I fully embrace it! Its all for the love of my Dear Wife!

>>23211530
I wanna be a good, obedient boy for my hellhound wife!

I just wanna grab those legs and... THRUST

>first commission in the works
>two more artists interested in taking my commissions
>potentially three wife pictures in the works
Oh God, is this how it starts? No wonder Hatterfag and Gazerfag get so much art. I think I'm addicted!

>>23211572
For some reason, Hellhounds always remind me of that SCP shy guy thing. Imagine seeing her face and immediately being marked for rape and getting chased to the ends of the earth until you get raped dry.

>>23211635
Powerful Monsters following you into town!

>>23211632
I mean, they are hellhounds.
Hounds of hell.

Hunting animals.

>>23211626
But anon, I barely get any art at all! I'm still very happy for you though, and I think that is how it starts!

>>23211554
I think it'd just be something that comes up organically. Take the typical strong and brave knight, which would have its own appeal, and mix in a moment of private vulnerability or self-doubt. Their hearts would melt into mush immediately.

>>23211635
I want to be a low level comic relief side character adventurer with a low level comic relief side character dragon(?) wife.

>>23211554
The instant-loss 2koma type of gap moe

>>23211635
These are the kinds of things you are supposed to solve in your inn's room at night.

>>23211503
lolis are for cuddling and fucking in the ass

>>23211566
>Maids are for gently breeding, not for fucking in the ass.
Maids and assistants should occasionally get gentle anal breeding, to make the experience of giving herself to Master more comprehensive.

Demon finds your HDoom files.

I don't think the present is meant ot unwrap one getting it

>>23211713
I think she would be more concerned if she was aware of existence of HDoom and found only the unmodded Doom.

>>23211719
Hey she's trying her best at the whole foreplay thing, this is a big step forward from her usual rape-on-the-spot approach.

CC momsters these days thinking they need to hide their age

>>23211719
God she's so hot

>>23211713
Demon finds your purifying porn.

>>23211632
You mean the four pixels thing?

>>23211713
>>23211730
I wanna rip and tear her guts so hard if you catch my drift

>>23211719
The head looks so tiny

>>23211740
>old monster makes herself look as young as possible to woo a handsome lad
>he reveals he's actually into older women and already found himself a girlfriend with significant age gap between them
>it's her younger sister

>>23211707
Ask yourself one question.

Would you want some faceless NEET itt fucking your loli daughters asshole?

>>23211707
Correction: They're for cuddling and all three holes get their turn, including ass.

>>23211751
Yeah. Search 096 they made a video on it

Fucking a Demon while playing Doom Eternal.

>>23211817
Yes.

>>23210983
Things will calm down by Oktoberfest

>>23211632
>monster girls with 096's quirks
We'd all be fucked, literally.

>>23211823
I love Ropu's Sabbath so much. I want a submissive pet loli wife.

If it's broken, Gremmy can fix it, 100% guarantee!

I want to try and do (pixel) art for the sake of improvement. What kind of monster girl should I try drawing? No promise it will be done tonight..

>>23211829
I just want a loli to dom me.

and by dom I mean, I just want her to be smug and take the lead, teasing me for wanting a loli to do lewd things to me. no bdsm, spanking, nothing extreme, just want her to be the one doing stuff to me, not me doing stuff to her. most of the time

>>23211831
But it looks like a tiny woman with a wrench broke it in the first place!

>>23211857
Oh, uh, well you came to the right place to get it fixed.

>>23211835
Depends on your skill level but I think you should start with simple MGs that are easily recognisable and dont have too many details on them like all kinds of sneks or zombies.

>>23211835
I think Gargoyle can potentially fit different pixel art styles, and her design isn't too complicated.

>>23211856
My dick. That's hot.

Buff and deredere is a godlike combination.

>>23211815
If you want to keep your monster loli daughter pure, you'll probably need to fuck her yourself.

>>23211856
You got the right idea. It's best when the woman can just take pride in how thoroughly she can milk us with her body.

>>23211635
Don't think I'd be able to turn down a dragon like that.

>>23211907
>>23211719
DANGEROUSLY based

>>23211920
Irrelevant. Would you let someone fuck your loli daughter?

No better yet, would you let someone take the bigget and blackest dildo and shove it right up her ass?

>>23211635
>>23211645
I love this concept. And this artist.

>>23211907
That's a big succ

>>23211829
I don't like ropu sabbath very much, the "pet" part is too much for me. Just a submissive loli wife is fine.

>>23211934
Monsters reach sexual maturity at 10 at the latest and KC has said fathers that are over protective and won't let their daughters go out and do what monster do are extremely likely that their daughters will just go after their fathers sexually instead.

>>23211971
Isn't that really biased toward a certain type of fan over another

>>23211988
Not really, it's just his way of driving home that monsters are for lewd and you shouldn't worry about letting the daughteru do what she wants.

>>23211988
Of course! How else will we kill the cowtit fags??

>>23212020
Paizuri'd dry, if possible.

>>23212010
this is a pedophile cope

So if monsters can fuck by 10 and they have literally no standards then how are there even single adult monsters in this setting

>>23212031
No it's knowing the setting. MGE has at it's heart been primarily focused on a man and his monster girl and daughters have always been a secondary or tertiary concern.
It's KC's way of saying not to worry because you don't have to raise them too long before going back to your regular married life

>>23211988
Not really, KC's just making it extra clear there's nothing wrong with loving prime age monstergirls.

>>23211815
>>23211934
Daughterus should be fucking boys their own age. It's fine if he's a loser, it just means she has to be in charge.

>>23211503
Wow. I consider myself maidpilled indeed. That was great.

>>23212054
1000 year old Succubus, a literal sex demon, that somehow is still a virgin is a bigger loser than anyone on this site.

>>23211815
Sure if it makes her happy

>>23212054
Besides the fact that there aren't really any single men in demon realms. That's pretty much the reason the Demon Lord won't win in the actual setting. Monsters need a reason to go out and look for and attack or be attacked by men and not just marry someone from their community. Monsters also do have standards and individual tastes. It's just they won't turn down men based on looks or sexual ability.

I do not recognise the bodies in the water

>When a lolimander's older, cake sister sees you training with her
The tail will be flaring.

>>23212108
>Anon thinks his love life is bad
>Anon meets 1000 yea old CC succubus
>Anon realizes that maybe it's not that bad after all.
>Said succubus later tries to rape anon
>She fails due to being to embraced about it.
>Anon lets her "rape" him due to how bad he feels for her.

>>23212148
Please do not greet your sea bishop childhood friend with this line every morning.

>>23212148
Rude.

What monster is best suited for a powerbottom man?

>>23212202
Probably something Wonderland, or a Dark Angel.

>>23212202
>>23212214
Can second!

>>23212214
>Dark Angel
This. Dark angels are extremely versatile when it comes to stuff like this.

>>23212252
They are described as having the unique ability to read all of a man's fetishes and switch to dom or sub depending on tastes. I really like them. I also really like Pandemonium.

>>23212257
Not just read them, but learn them immediately during the initial rape.
They also are big about mindbreak.

>>23210804
let's say your cock gets an erection and your balls are full. who are you gonna sexually spoil? that's why you need a kiki

Its all fun and games till you get a size queen maid.

>>23210737
the robots are gonna go on an uprising and drain men of semen non-stop.

>>23210972
>getting mounted by a centaur

>>23212288
I read that as slime queen maid,

>>23212297
You mean slime queen maid(s)

"I don't hear learning in there!"

>>23210618
Hi /jp/, my name's Notepad Anon and I'm from /tg/. Before you get the pitchforks out and get the noose ready for the tree, I come simply asking for input.
I'm writing an RPG, not exclusively for MGE, but MGE is the main DNA structure for it. I ask for your assistance in seeing what MG's are not being represented properly in the current iteration of the system. I want to get all of your opinions for the sake of being more inclusive for the greater MG Community and not exclusively /tg/'s /mgw/'s (many) desires.

So far I have
>Demonic (Succubi, Demons, Alps, etc)
>Low Undead (Zombies, Ghosts, etc)
>High Undead (Liches, Wights, Dullahans, etc)
>Vampiric (Vampires and Dhampir)
>Orcoids (Orcs, High Orcs, Ogres, etc)
>Goblinoids (Goblins, Hobgoblins, Redcaps, etc)
>Beastwoman (Werewolves, Werecats, Centaurs, etc)
>Harpy (Harpy, Crow Tengu, Owl Mages, etc)
> Fairy (Fairy, Pixie, Leanan Sidhe, etc)
>Insectoids (Arachene, Honey Bees, Oomukade, etc)
>Majin (Dark Mages and Sabbath Witches)
>Plantoids (Alarune, Myconid, Dryads, etc)
>Slime (Slimes, Shoggoths, Nureonago, etc)
>Artificial (Automaton, Golem, Living Dolls, etc)

Beastwomen, Insectoids, Planetoids, Slimes, and Artificial all have the "Diversification" ability, which allows the Character to be anything within that specific category. I do plan on adding the Aberrant and Parasite category as well. It was a compromise to prevent having a 400 page document endlessly repeating a few things among each other.
Thus my question is simple: Is there anything that I'm missing that you all, the resident experts on MGE and MG's in general, notice?

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1M6DO3eO7T1pxFK7eoGT2QvEy2kZAW0MIQLnjhYZsVXg/edit?usp=sharing
Here is the document if you want to review anything on it more closely. If you have any questions for me, I'm more than willing to answer them.
An art anon in these threads may also notice some of his works in the document, I like your art, I just don't have a name to cite for it. This product isn't for sale, so don't lynch me for that please.

Thank you,
Notepad Anon

>>23212159
>When a lolimander's older, cake sister sees you fucking her against a tree

>>23212283
An Alice?
An Imp?
One of the Devil Bugs hiding under your bed?

>>23212325
Do you have aquatic stuff under beastmen? And lamias?

>>23212313
I want sensei to teach all about her three sizes!

>>23211815
No. I’d be a good papa and help her get the attention of that nice anon next door.

>>23212357
As of right now, correct.
Aquatic types of MG's will be getting added as a secondary mechanic (as a majority of campaigns will take place on land and playing a mermaid in the desert is as fun as it sounds).

>>23211815
No. Her cunny belongs to me and her mama.

>>23212325
>not exclusively for MGE, but MGE is the main DNA structure for it
Do one or do neither stop with the same pussy footing bullshit hatch does

>>23212325
Elementals?

>>23212361
What makes elves behave like this?

>>23212351
house is too clean for devil bugs, i don't live in wonderland, and i'm not living in THAT lewd part of the demon realm

>>23212375
>He doesn't know what the devil's hole pupfish is
Then again /mge/ threads have proven time and time again that they are all /an/lets.

Satisfy my autism /tg/ anon. Make one species of Mermaid that lives in the goddamn desert. If you do some research on the pupfish, you'll have some very unique lore write itself for you. Or not. I'd hope you are the intelligent type.

>>23212386
I do so in case someone wants to run their very special OC setting inside of it. Honestly, playing it raw is effectively MGE: The RPG. It's when you add the side stuff does it become a bit more branching.

>>23212390
I've added it to the to-do, thanks for pointing that out (I knew making this post was a good idea).

They say that inaris never rape humans and seduction is enough
But would that work on dense MC's?
Even the most graceful of monsters has a breaking point

>>23212409
Not him but a desert mermaid that lives in an oasis sounds nece

i wanna touch all of the fluffy harpy wings
mofus need not apply

>>23212413
Powerful aphrodisiacs exist for a reason

>>23212418
How the fuck did you miss that letter?

>>23212436
But then you're just stuck with an idiot boner

>>23212325
Realms, anon! Realms are quite important. Wherein one resides or travels has a latent and substantial effect on the amount and flavor of exposure and effects that they experience. It would be worth at least mentioning that certain monstergirls found in certain regions have certain benefits to themselves while in said region, and possible detriments or hindrances to overcome when outside of them. For instance, Wonderland is the home of a good deal of the more exotic monstergirls, who benefit from its nonsensical nature and the latent effect of lewdness that permeates it. Or dark angels and dark valkyries coming from Pandemonium, and how adventuring there would probably severely break down objects based on physics due to it being stuck in a single moment in time eternally. Also, this is entirely a personal throw in since sadly it doesn't seem too many other are so passionate about her, but I'm curious as to where Mad Hatter would fall- She's a Majin type, but she's also technically planetoid, but she's also heavily enmeshed into the realm she comes from, hence me bringing this all up!
I do hope whatever it is you're doing is successful though! You've clearly put a great deal of time and effort into it!

>>23212412
>I do so in case someone wants to run their very special OC setting inside of it.
If you're catering to /tg/ that's already asking for trouble

>>23212325
Reconsider everything about this and go away

>>23212413
if the inari won't make herself clear, someone else will

>>23212418
It's simple. The tribe lived in the ocean back in ancient times. Sea level went down, isolating the tribe that developed independent from other Mermaids and sea life. Land locked, they barter with the desert folk and are forced to carefully manage their population to the available space. Because of this, they would have a very unique and intricate culture.

>>23212479
This.
Inari are too god for idiots anyway.

>>23212288
>size queen maid
If she's a loli, it's unavoidable that she's going to develop atleast a mild version of that preference during her service.

>>23212325
Is this a tabletop D&D sorta game, or is it going to be something like CoC or TiTS?
Just to sorta poll myself for what I'd want, and be willing to play;
>text adventure/CoC gameplay, I'm not gonna bother with something like D&D/board game like personally.
>I'd want lolis in it
>Wonderland MGs better be in it
>Ratas better be in it

I just saw the character sheet thing in the google doc, and im gonna tell you to fuck off, no one is gonna bother playing this with other people, it's either text adventure or bust to me. character sheet = fuck off back to TG

>>23212288
Sounds like more fun and games to me.

>>23212490
Good*
Although god works too.

>>23212479
This inari sounds like she played a game and didn't realise that the other player never had his controller connected

>>23212325
>If your game has Gay Thoughts (tm) there are a few things to note. People like things they like, so if your big buff Hellhound decides she wants to permanently Snu-Snu that poor Kobold girl for all eternity, cool. However, at least with the Monster Girl Encyclopedia logic, Demon Energy (tm) counteracts Gay Thoughts (tm) by wanting them to bed men. Now, there is some explanation of "Harems" forming around a man and his lesbian girlfriends, allowing the consorts to "Pass the time" by themselves, however, this leads me directly into my next point. Everything presented though is also what I call "Canonically Incorrect" as the Wandering Scholar (our only real information on the greater world) may be wrong, meaning that it "can be possible" for MonsterxMonster relationships to work, just nothing the Scholar has seen.
>CANONICALLY INCORRECT
HAHAHAHAHAHA FUCK RIGHT OFF DICK SUCKER HAHAHAHAHAHA

>>23212409
If I were to drink the metaphorical kool-aid right now as well as go off of >>23212418. I'd say, that a Pupfish is a type of Mermaid that dwells primarily in scattered oases in deserts, while normally reclusive in nature, assisting travelers who come across them in times of need. While kind and easy to assist, they get rather clingy, actively attempting to prevent travelers from leaving to keep them company/mate.
This has led to the rapid decline in their population, as fewer and fewer men find the oases they inhabit due to being snatched up by rival desert dwellers or men leaving after they've recuperated.

Effectively they're mermaids who are solitary, but more than willing to do anything in their power to keep people near them.

In game
>Beastwoman -> Sea Variety (I need to get that worked out)
>Animal Instinct - +1 Initiative
>Diversification (Clingy) - Pupfish gain +1 String with every target they interact with going both ways (meaning they literally and metaphorically won't leg go of you and you feel bad for them).
>Focus on Bravado and a bit of Corruption if you want to go down that route, and you'll have your mermaid waifu who just has everyone fawning/hating them.

>>23212448
I'm going to be adding a "Varieties" section which changes some of the nature of the characters in question. For example a Beastwoman with a Wonderland Variety (Cheshire Cat, etc) would instead of having "Instinct" to worry about, has to worry about Maddness. Not the perfect thing, but it should work for its purpose. Thank you.

>>23212449
the /tg/ threads have been developing in . . . interesting ways recently. There's a reason I came to the resident experts for advice.

>>23212468
Nah.

>>23212500
Tabletop RPG. Loli's are in it. I've made it with the idea that it'll be played online with people rather than in public. Wonderlanders will be in. Loli's are present (may make them a different variety for meme's sake).

>>23212520
Added for the sake of having it, you don't want it, don't have it. It's there to make sure that people can play the game they want.

>>23211288
white snek

>>23212537
Something about that face is so incredibly eroi

>>23212325
>>23212535
>Monster boy section
fuck off again, next you're gonna tell me there's vore and giantess shit
>Ctrl+F
>Giantkin
fuck off
>Ctrl+F
>"Vore"
>1 false positive for "flavored"
still fuck off

>>23212564
>Monster Boy Section
Literally added to say its fucking weird and you shouldn't add it. Make incubus's instead.
>Giantkin
I needed another uncorrupted race dammit! There was a giantess fag in the /tg/ threads as well at the time, it killed two birds with one stone.

>>23212578
>attempting to appease giantess fag
you're a fucking idiot, he deserves nothing but a slow painful death.

>>23212325
I apologize for my autistic threadfellows. They're still recovering from a devasting buttrape by a single troll the other night, and many of their anuses are still rather prolapsed.

Normally, I would urge you not to forget the proud, noble, and enthralling members of the monoeye family, but this isn't a very good time to be a stranger in these threads.

>>23212537
https://youtu.be/WyF8RHM1OCg
Here I Go Again

Why would a Gazer wear a bikini? It only covers the bits she keeps covered regardless.

>>23212587
/tg/ Giantess Fags, notice the s on the end there. You have one, we have many unfortunately. I mostly see the Giantkin as a "bigger" person than an actual giant-giant.

>>23212599
Monoeyes have always been a thorn in the side, not quite knowing how to deal with them. I may have to just make them their own individual Corrupted Race. Thank you.
I don't know what happened the other night, but I simply represent myself, a man on a quest to write a game about Monster Girls. I would like to extend my condolences for the /tg/ folks, but they're doing their own thing.

>>23212633
I keep forgetting that the MGE monoeye is an ogre-like creature and not just a human with one big eye

>>23212633
Well here it's less a fag and more a troll and some beta-orbiter retard that keeps replying.

At least it's not as bad as the /vg/ threads, steeped in shitposts that have become tradition.

>>23212617
For style. Swim- and underwear have a choice of shapes, styles, materials and colors. Gazer slime on the other hand is always just patches of slime.

>>23212599
/tg/fags would be told to fuck off regardless of trolls

>>23212655
Hey, I stopped defending him when he fucked me over

>>23212652
She's called Cyclops for a reason. Monoeye is a relatively recent invention to refer to girls that just have one large eye, with no specific mythological or literary background.

>>23212587
I've only been lurking today. But it's great to live in your head rent-free.

So turns out they make transforming earrings as defensive weapons for MGE girls.

The earring is made of mamono realm silver, and thanks to absorbing mana from the monster all the time it can be transformed in an instant into a powerful blade, albeit it can't stay transformed for very long.

http://monstergirlsredux.com/viewtopic.php?f=41&t=1877

>>23212665
Not you but yes you

I meant the retard whose response to finding his house ablaze is to scream fire and not call the fire department, so to speak.

Speak of the devil.

>>23212675
That's hot. That's really hot.

>>23212675
Ah, but who needs magic earrings when you can produce stabbing implements right from own your body's icy mana?

>>23211907

>>23212703
That's really really hot.
How can ice be that hot!?

>>23212675
And suddenly, I'm reminded that I've been trying to think about what kinds of ceremonial/traditional gifts certain MGs would give their hubbies.

>>23212617
why does she still have goop on her body? she needs to be ready for sex anytime, no matter where we go!

>>23212705
I desperately want to get cuddled by two big succs.

>>23212705
Demon Lord bless you, LN

>>23212675
>So turns out they make transforming earrings as defensive weapons for MGE girls
Who abuses their L1 attack the most?

>>23212711
The magic of tsuraras my guy. That’s why I wifed one

>>23212679
>Like I haven't been reporting every post for trolling

>>23212736
Announcing reports is against the rules

>>23211857
>But it looks like a tiny woman with a wrench broke it in the first place!
Y-yeah, don't know such a person who would do such a thing...
>>23211867

>>23212288
She'll be fine. She's confident she can take it all to the hilt.

>>23212705
True luff right there

>>23212675
Neat, it would be fun to attack monster girls with such things when they are on the offensive and think I'm defenseless.

Makes the "rape" more enjoyable.

>>23212758
>>23212705
What do you think of all the love and backstory that's been given to Wendi-chan LN?

>>23212295
I want to be sat on by a centaur

must enjoy time with employees

>>23212738
So is ban evasion but we had an anon outright admit to doing it last thread.

>>23212822
>Office is closed due to COVID-19
>All employees are to work from home

>>23212867
It doesn't specify whose home.

Remember to rape elves, even if they are your adopted momsters.

>>23211402
What I want to know is what the fuck is with Regura protags and mentioning a "smell" before fucking them.

>>23212883
Ms. Dragon has jacuzzi at her home, you'll be spending a lot of time with her in there.

>>23212822
>>23212867
>>23212883
>>23212915
>Big dominant sexy dragon boss
>Super nice to you despite usually being a bit of a... well, dragon for a boss
>Wants you to quarantine in house with her at her rich mansion
This is a great fantasy to go to bed with.

>>23212901
Pheromones, Jack. The DNA of lust.

>>23212901
Scent is important

>>23212807
it is very cute!

>>23212901
>not being a smellfag

>>23212954
I'm unironically probably more of a degenerate than any of you faggots but it's a weird plot device he always brings up. It's like Regura wants to tease the idea that older women are Succubi and have a naturally soporific scent to them.

>>23212758
Looking pretty suspicious there Gremmy, you wouldn't be breaking Anon's stuff in secret just so he'll visit you, would you?

>>23212944
hooray! She deserves cute!

>>23212899
>tfw no CC Elf aunt who would go bow hunting with me

>*bzzt bzzt*
>The tanukis...they sold...

>>23212821
have her big horse rear on your dick!

>>23212978
>get hit by arrow
>it's a demonsilver one
>she gives you a coy "oops" look

>>23212899
is there any scene from any media depicting elves getting raped?

I came across a term that for some reason never crossed my mind before, "submissive tsundere."

That's an excellent description of the kind of loli Wight I want.

>>23213002
Does hentai count?

>>23212944
>Wendi-chan waiting for her friends after school

>>23213007
no because elves will smile from liking it and it kills my boner

>>23213006
The sort that is tsun but bends easily if pressured.

>>23212705
There’s something about being loved by a monster that seems to make anons grow hair. The same thing happened to that young man who bumped into an Oni on the train. Any other occurrences?

>>23212716
>the goop stays ON during sex

>>23212996
Or face. Either way.

>>23213008
Lil' Yuki and Lil' Yeti?

>>23212223
aha ha ha.

I get it.

>>23213046
>"Sorry we're late Wendigo! We had to receive our evaluation for our project. How was your day with Miss Whitehorn?"
>"Hey there Wendi-chan! We got a A on our project! Yuki did the math and science parts, and I did the talkin' parts! What's new with you bud?"
>"Awawawa- finga paint."
>"Oh dear, isn't she a bit old to be doing finger paintings...?"
>"Naw, its fine. Looks great Wendi-chan! You wanna get a burg at the shack?"
>"Awawa yes yes, hurry awa..."

>>23213031
fuck the goop

>>23213083
>Yeti wasn't your momma gonna to pick us up?
>Na, she's busy with work.

>>23213083
Is Wendi-chan...slow?

>>23206668
>>23206843

I now have the funny idea of Mamono trying to converse with the Combine/Overwatch Transhuman Arm.

>Succubus approaches combine soldier with a swing in her gait, "Heeey, big man! So a friend and I were wondering how hot does it get in those suits?"
>The soldier doesn't respond.
>"Do you get all sweaty in there?"
>Still fails to respond, seemingly staring right through her.
>"Uh. Hellooo, you okay in there?"
>Radio chatter comes to life from his helmet. "Nomad Kilo Three dash six, go active and attach to Nomad One and begin sweep."
>The soldier moves a hand to his helmet, "Copy that, Nomad Kilo Three dash Six."
>He proceeds to begin marching forward in a robotic, unnatural movement of his legs compared to his torso. Completely ignoring as the succubus moves out of the way as he continues marching down the corridor.
>The poor Succubus can only stand utterly speechless.

>>23213092
>"EY! HOSER! SLOW DOWN! DERES A CLIFF UP DERE!"
Its honest work.
>>23213097
No, not slow. Younger than her friends- and she marches to the beat of her own drum.

>>23213025
>Any other occurrences?

>>23213112
Also "awawa" is sort of just a thing wendis add to sentences, like snake girls and their drawn out hisses.

>>23213097
Unfortunately, Yeti-chan and Yuki-chan aren't able to see all the colors Wendi-chan uses in her finger painting, on account of them not being invented yet. It is an exquisite work of art when appreciated in the original chaos-tongue, which is why it gets top billing on the door of Mama and Papa's meat chiller.

>>23213083
>>23212944
>>23213097
>>23213121
An important lesson for all Wendigo parents to learn is that their children aren’t slow or “special”. Unlike humans and many other species, they seem to instinctively understand the value of their childhood and make the most of it. Your daughter may be babbling while others are talking, or playing in the snow when others are chasing their dreams. Don’t be concerned about this. They will grow and mature with their friends, but only when they are ready for the next stage of their life. Until then, let them play. You’ll notice that, around the world, you’ll never find a Wendigo longing for their youth. This is because they’ve already squeezed as much fun as they could get out of it and are ready to move on to the new.

>>23213121
>>23213124
>>23213125
I'm gonna get teary eyed, what a wholesome little girl.

>>23213119
Rata-chan give me the scoop, are the Eros Paladin and that Cupid dating or not? I mean I assume but I just need to know!

>>23211617

>>23213160
Oh god I see it

>Wurms living in Dragonia are extremely sensitive to sounds and smells emanating from humans. Cries for help, impaired breathing caused by fatigue, bleeding due to trauma - they can feel all this, any human crisis. With a simple and undemanding character, Wurms are full of maternal love. They will take you to a calm tavern or hotel located in a natural cave, where you can relax after a trip. When they feel that a person is in trouble, they will overcome any obstacles to help him. Regardless of the opinion of their beloved family, regardless of the need to move through stone and earth - they will be engaged in saving people.
>Wurms are full of maternal love.
I wonder what it would be like to have a Wurm momster

>>23213188
Holy shit look at the cans on those dragonsnakes

>>23213188
Anon you can not begin to understand how much I want those Wurms to be my momsters

>>23213202
Imagine being coiled by two wurm momsters. You're not going anywhere for the next several hours.

>>23213188
Big, busty wurm momsters.

>>23213211
The sound of soft squishy flesh rubbing against each other, and me, in time with the sound of rough, clicky scales as their tails entwine each other- that's a dream I like holding on to.

>>23213202
Aren’t you concerned with how much of a man child that makes you seem?

>>23213124
>White Horn-san and her boyfriend is at Wendi-chans house for snuggle scouts
>anon accidentally looks in the basement and sees papa Wendi’s large freezer covered with his daughterus artwork
>luckily for him he didn’t stare at it for too long or else mama Wendi would’ve had some trouble erasing his memory

>>23213188
Probably the next most likely species to elves to adopt a fully grown human.

>>23213188
Probably very restrictive. Her coiled around you at any opportunity. Also very lewd. I want to be tag teamed by two wurm momsters real bad.

>>23213238
>the finger paintings are chaos-colored representations of Wendi-chan, Yuki-chan and Yeti-chan's family trees starting from them and their future husbands some 20 years in the future
>there's another finger painting family tree in eldritch hues, with a startling representation of White Horn-san and Anon
>this family tree has many many many children in the second generation

I don't want any maternal figures in my life whatsoever.
I'd be happy to live my life as a Sabbath onii-chan, without encountering a CC or "momster" ever again.

>>23213188
Do you recall what section/article of the Dragonia book this paragraph comes from? Thanks in advance.

>>23213266
K

>>23213257
If it's a bipedal white horn then I can definitely see that future. She will never not be pregnant.

>>23213257
>Anon goes upstairs, shaking his head, not knowing quite what he just saw
>Back in the living room, he sits down and rejoins the conversation
>Wendi-chan looks over at him, bangs still covering her eyes
>But her tail is fluttering happily and she has the littlest happy smile on her face
>"awawa, he liked it, awawa..."

>>23213267
Guide to Dragonia: Basic information guide
Comments of Dragons

>>23213266

>>23213278
Such power

>>23213273
>Papa Wendi nods and ruffles Wendi-chan's hair
>Grandpa Wendi chuckles in his moustache and beard

>>23213283
>Papa Wendi is a big hulking man, hence his big coat form, even though Mama Wendi is a smol yet feisty lady
>Grandpa Wendi is a diminutive old codger, hence his small extra hairy coat form
>But when he takes it off and reveals Grandma Wendi, she towers in her still-voluptuous form, a Bigdigo with all the allure of a major mature woman
The Wendi family is fun.

>>23213211
>>23213234
>Every evening you're squeezed dry, yet thanks to being squished between their soft bodies all night you are always in need of several rounds of paizuri by morning. Then it's off to school/work to start another day of this heavenly routine.

>Aside from the days when they get a little hornier than usual and end up just milking you all day.

Which MG would be most distraught at me stabbing myself

>>23213305
Jesus, who's been holding out on all the momster wurm content all my life?! I gotta make up for lost time!

>>23213311
Cursed Sword. Why are you using that slut of a rusty razor when you could be using her!?

>>23213305
>And then one day the routine changes, as a seductress intellectual wurm arrives to target you and make herself big momma boss of the harem. Resistance is futile. The eventual orgy/battle lasts for days and you hallucinate being sucked dry multitudes of times before the trio finally reach an accord in how to share you.

>>23213305
This Wurm is an ancient evil! Stay back!

>>23213305
>>23213328
Dragonia is scary. Scary sexy.
Just think, you are utterly, completely powerless to do anything to stop them too. Wurms can tank direct meteor strikes. You can do nothing to stop this.

>>23213305
I want a wurm with MAX MEAT

>>23213339
They'd stop if you feigned an injury. They're nice like that.

>>23213369
>feign
Silly boy. The monsters are busy talking. Just give her a quick shot of your cum and then you can rest.

>>23213188
they'll probably be so supportive that they'll hook you up with a gf and if she brakes your heart, your wurm momster will brake her bones!

Is your waifu ready for summer?

>>23213278
runya has momster lolibabas?!

>>23213408
no, she'll melt into warped purple goop from exposure to the sun and i'll have to carry her around in a bucket

>>23213408
Yes.
My jinko is still ab ready and the Cheshire is.....not ready as she still has winterweight.

>>23213425
>Bucket-o-Shog with a tiny little beach umbrella floating on her goop peeking over the edge
>bikini Kiki waves excitedly back
Cute.

>>23213339
Let's not overstate things. Most can't stop them, but keep in mind they aren't actually any stronger or tougher than vanilla dragons, and thus they can be beaten.

>>23213462
And tricked.

>>23213278
Would get alchemical materials off the top shelf for her.

>>23213419
Technically Shiro is all lolibabas.

But that's a mother, not a grandmother. Specifically, a motherly witch powered up by a familiar or something. Check the guide for details.

Here's a question for you folks. We have automatons, we have golems, we have living armors, living dolls, and probably more artificial girls I've forgotten.

But what about a nanite MG? How do you folks see that MG being like?

>>23213511
It'd end up being a metal slime.

>>23213529
In theory...but in practice, metal slime would be Dragon Quest.

Unless KC has seen Terminator II
Which I doubt

>>23213511
"Gray goo apocalypse" means something significantly different to monsters.

>>23213484
what a cute child! i wish she had a shirt on tho, i don't want to get hard from a child

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that just because they've started wearing plague masks doesn't make the Grelia sabbath members less cute.

>>23213462
Wurms are not monsters from classical DnD, the dragon-like incarnation was from Norse folklore and popularized by early MTG before becoming a fantasy staple.

Shivan Dragon is a 5/5 with the ability to pump it's power.
Craw Wurm is a 6/4. No ability.

In direct combat, both creatures would fight eachother and die. baseline, the Wurm would technically deal more damage if attacking the enemy player. However, if mana was pumped into the dragon, which we can interpret as spellcasting, the dragon would deal more damage to the player. We can translate this as MG Wurm technically having a stronger body baseline, the Dragon is able to buff itself with magic or just nuke shit. The gap you are thinking of isn't nearly as big as you think. If a dragon was cocky, they could still lose to a Wurm. Anyone from this thread would lose to both and likely be ceaselessly raped "willing" or not.

At the end of the day, I'd rather not tangle with either. Dragonia is a dystopian hellscape painted as a sexual fantasy.

>>23213588
I'm going to go on a quest to make all the wurms cover themselves!

>>23213588
>Dragonia is a dystopian hellscape painted as a sexual fantasy
stinky hat

>>23213628
Fine. Dystopian hellscape painted as a sexual fantasy for humans. All I'm saying is you would be wringed dry and bruised by the end of the day.

>>23213588
I wouldn't touch Dragonia with a fifty foot pole.

>>23213634
But you would be loved.

>>23213645
I'd go there, it would be hell but I'd go there. A wyrm or dragon waifu would be ideal. The issue is getting one that would stay with me rather then pump and dump... There would be no place to be safer then snuggling up with man's mortal enemy...

>>23213339
Welcome to monster territory. The average man has no choice but to enjoy an onslaught of pleasure until he goes mad.

>>23213659
>a dragon
>pump and dump
Lad, rest assured, if a Dragon chooses you, you're the crown jewel of her hoard. And dragons are mighty possessive. You'll get a lot of pump, but she would never think to dump.

>>23213659
The concept of pumping and dumping is completely foreign to monsters. According to the Sabbath Grimoire they couldn’t even find one example so they had to go with a hypothesis.

>>23213660
Isn't it just so Wonderful~!

>>23213665
>>23213677
Right then. So less hellscape dystopia (unless you are a dom) more dragon fuck

I want a big meaty dragon wife to dom me.

>>23213689
Satisfactory

>Pregnant mg wife enjoys too much wine
>now shes both horny and drunk
i feel in danger

>>23213677
The section is on page 28 "Mamono Mana"

>Due to the nature of monsters, I've never heard of even a single case like this, but let's say a monster went around indiscriminately milking a large number of men of their mana. Just continuing to mechanically milk men would not increase the total mana by much, and the monster would lose almost all of the mana just from returning the amount milked to the men, so she would end up gaining only an extremely small amount.

>>23213723
>"Put a baby in me."
>"There's already a baby in you."
>throws her glass down
>"Another!"

Would there be a hierarchy in dragonia with real dragons(dragons ryu) being higher than than wyverns and wurms and those weird sea horses?

>>23213723
>Drinking while pregnant
Absolutely despicable.

>>23213730
Their queen is a dragon who needs a serious dicking.

>>23213733
Their queen is so hot. I'd wife the fuck out of her.. but she wouldn't bother with a nobody like me.

>>23213728
What is she,a vampire? that was expensive glass

>>23213736
>The queen hears this and is trying to tackle the shit out of you, but is being held back by all her guards who says such behavior is unfitting of a queen
I fear she may be suffering the Curse of Cockblock

>>23213751
>the Curse of Cockblock
what if this is why MGs haven't opened the portals yet.

>>23213733
I like the ORDINARY TOUR GUIDE cover to getting her laid.

>>23213770
I'm sure they'd have their top Dark Mage hex masters working 24/7 to break it so they can finally cross over.

>>23213683
The morning after with Hatter-san!

>>23213773
>"H-Hello, I'm your totally normal guide for you tour through my- I mean, OUR kingdom of Dragonia."
>'Oh god, he's staring at me. Has he figured out my true identity? The royal family name will be ruined!'
>"You're pretty cute up close"
>She nearly pins him down then and there for high impact mating

>>23213775
>>23213770
I hope they find a way to open the gates soon. we're kinda fucked seven ways to sunday atm.

do succubi keep human men as slaves as punishment for disrespecting women and minorities?

>>23213784
Would bang dragon CC

>>23213746
Protip: give your wife blown sugar/Isomalt glasses. They’re fun to smash and can sweeten the drink.

>>23213784
Cute!

>>23212391
being equal to 3dpd

>>23213778
https://pastebin.com/64DiaC5H

Yes! The best way to have a morning!

>>23213328
>Resistance is futile. The eventual orgy/battle lasts for days and you hallucinate being sucked dry multitudes of times
Any writings with this feel?

besides marriage, how would one earn the favor of a tribe or gang of mamono?

besides marriage, how would one earn the favor of a tribe or gang of mamono?

i enjoy this fish and all her fishy ways

>be part of a three man spellcaster adventuring group traveling through a demon realm
>the cleric went into a church to purify it, but never came back out
>druid was lost to the trees
>now you are hearing voices tempting you to advance your wizard learning at the grand library before you

>>23213878
>Bitch you just walked to the wrong pond

I got my first commission back! It was originally a sketch but I colored it in. This is Ankarama, my Anubis wife!

>>23213893
Good taste

>>23213893
That's great anon! You did a good job coloring it in too! I like the jewelry particularly!

>>23213896
>Picture
I will only kneel to her if I can do this to her every time

>>23213878
why is she speaking tetris? do i look like an Ivankovich Ruskowski to her? I bet she cosplays as Asuka from Evangelion like all the Russian cosplayer girls i see.
but anyways, i enjoy rape fish too. she knows how to survive the harsh cruel ways of life.

If i cum on trees everyday will it become a dryad?

>>23213784
>She nearly pins him down then and there for high impact mating
>implying that nerd won't screw it up

>>23213924
>pins him down
>realizes she doesn't actually know how to do the fuck

>>23213921
Hopefully.

>>23213921
if i cum on a tray of icecubes, will it become a dozen glacies lolis?

>>23213893
Fantastic! Congrats anon, your wife is lovely and gorgeous!

This is the only retainer you could afford. Hopefully she can help you achieve your goals.

>>23213893
She really likes jewelry, doesn't she?

>>23213961
i don't remember hiring a retainer

>>23213188
They can sense any physical trauma but what about emotional?

>>23213921
If it's anything like the story, that's how you get an alraune.

>Plague and pestilence sweeps the land, laying low the feverish, spreading silent seeds until the masses are blanketed, knowing or not
>Nuclear comets streak the sky yet the silent flashes of light never come
>A hand, Godly, sweeps them up and through means unfathomable twists their deathly potency to spread Its domain over the world.
>Rifts form, torn open and hanging from the sky, wounds bleeding forms not seen nor heard of since the dark whispered times of forbears long gone reclaiming haunts old and new
>The daughter Corona, winged, bearing the viral crown and striding out from her palace in the realm of mists, crossing the bounds of reality, a cosmic awareness of the likes known only in the depths of mortal slumber
>But a herald of greater forces
portals soon boys

>>23213971
Well obviously she handled all the paperwork, a man who would be shogun doesn't need to concern himself with such things.

Let's say I got pulled into the monster girl world, focused on gitting gud at nature magic, and going full healslut druid. What would be the best waifu for this at endgame?

>>23213986
fuck, i don't remember becoming a shogun either. it sounds hard, so i will make her the new shogun

>>23213992
Another druid. Preferably some variety of elf.
>She can be lithe cat girl
>She can be buff bear girl
>She can be big butt bird girl
>She can be hourglass fish girl
>She can be intimidating yet enthralling giant bird bear girl thing
>She can be tree. Good for when you prefer nectar over milk.

>>23213996
Anon you're not shogun yet, you're merely on the path to becoming the miritary rurer of arr Zipangu

>>23213996
If your mofu is to become Shogun, military ruler of all Zipangu, she must defeat the current Shogunate, the Anonkaga clan, capturing and holding the capital of Kyoto for four seasons.

>>23213998
Wouldn't a tanky-gf be better? Don't get me wrong, elves are cute but they are a bit.. uh, basic? I suppose?

>>23213896
>>23213897
>>23213940
Thank you!
>>23213970
Of course! How can she expect anyone to take her seriously if she doesn't flaunt how important (and wealthy) she is?

>>23214005
You forgot the turning into buff bear girl form. That's tanky.

>>23214001
oh good. now i can secretly be my retainer's retainer. then she'll be shogun instead of me
>>23214004
i don't know anything about this but it will probably be fine

>>23214004
The forces of the Anonkaga are formidable. Their Daimyo is married to an Oomukade you know.

>>23214026
She's a long girl.

>>23214026
it's okay, just bring some bug repellent

Dorf's specialize in a variety of magics and craftsmanship.

In fact they can effectively take traits from other MGs and combine them with their own to become the perfect companion.

They'll get that Dorf Mermaid working someday...

>>23214049
Can they craft something for my frozen heart

>>23214010
At that point why not take a bear girl? I could go for some bear hugs.. I really like hugs.

>>23214049
How about dorf cows? Oh, wait. That's already a thing.

>>23213188
>Carry a box up a few flights of stairs
>A little winded by the time you reach your floor
>A wurm busts into the building and carries you off to a cheap motel
>forcefully tucks you in and kisses you goodnight
>It's 2 PM

>>23214049
I want to alp as a Dorf.

>>23214062
Sorry, hearts are not on the menu this season. They can refer you, but you'll need a bit of silk, some sawdust, and an appointment with the Dark Mage of Oz.

>>23214069
As jarring an experience as that would be, it still sounds pretty nice.

>>23214049
how about dorf + elf?

>>23214067
Because bear girls cannot turn into cat girls or bird girls. I dunno whatever just say you don't like elves, dude.

>human gives me food
>human is kind
>should thank human
>should mate with human
>give him babies
>lots of babies

>>23214068
I'm sure you could find a really short holstaur or minotaur.

Actually that 2nd one would probably be a pain in the ass to find all things considering.

>>23214133
Show her some moving pictures

>>23214149
I bet dorfs cook great food.