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*chomp* *chomp* *chew*
"RRAAAAAAAAAAUUGGGGGGHHHHHHH"
*chomp* *chomp*
How do you respond, /jp/?

>> No.23247742

>>23247722
*unzips dick*

>> No.23247747

>>23247722
Why should I respond, removing dandelions is good.

>> No.23247807

>>23247747
You should at least say thank you.

>> No.23247859

>>23247807
No.

>> No.23247903

>>23247722
I would hand her some more dandelions, while making sure to keep my palm flat

>> No.23247920

>>23247722
I'd pat her head and give her more dandelions

>> No.23247968

Ask her what the hell she is doing.

>> No.23247979
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23247979

Lead Reimu to a safer part of the pasture.

>> No.23249566

>>23247722
Template thread under “how do you respond, board (?)”

>> No.23250104

>>23247742
*chomp* *chomp* *chew*

>> No.23250137
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23250137

>>23247722
I just ignore her and walk away

>> No.23250174

>>23250137
What's left of me on the bottom

>> No.23250198

>>23247920
I'd pat her butt and give her more dandelions

>> No.23250247

>>23250198
Dude, she’s a fucking Youkai. Do you know how fast she’ll rip you open? She’s liable to tear your arm off from the shoulder with only the muscles in her neck and the grip from her perfect teeth.

>> No.23250262

>>23250247
Dying is totally worth it if it means I get to touch Yuuka on her butt.

>> No.23250961

>>23250262
Your comment has overwhelmed me with a desire to touch her fully clothed butt in a standing cuddle.

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>>23247979
Yukari approaches

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>>23250137

>> No.23251608
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23251608

God I wish I was that dandelion...

>> No.23251722
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23251722

>>23247722
I want to eat out Yuuka's flower bed until my jaw dislocates!

>> No.23252223

>>23247722
Fucking vegans eating up all the plants, this is why the environment is shit

>> No.23252977

>>23247747
Dandelions can act as a decent companion plant

>> No.23253067
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23253067

>>23252977
I have tons of dandelions in my yard, and I must say they do not make a good companion. They don't even give me any mind.

>> No.23253083

>>23247722
I'd walk away pretty scared to be honest

>> No.23253093

>>23253067
Fair enough, I just recall reading somewhere it helps attract pollinating insects and ripen fruit with the gas it releases

>> No.23256051

Turn 360 degrees and walk away.

>> No.23256311 [DELETED] 

>>23253067
they make boutonnieres in summer

>> No.23256322

>>23253067
dandelions are just sunflowers lite honestly

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23258138

I'd ask her if she's been sleeping ok.

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23258207

What's her problem?

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23258226

>>23258207
She view life as a game

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>>23249566
What did you expect, he's a /v/ crossboarder.

>> No.23258639

>>23253067
The leaves are very nutritional, eat them

>> No.23258697

go back inside

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