/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Off topic, but what is the /djt/ of French?
Please don't tell me it starts with "r/"

>>23318231
Of course.

>>23318231
How does she flip the bird?

BRING OUT YER DEAD

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UlU1LRR2-Es

>>23318250
Doragon Maid

I want to talk legalese with a demon

>>23318231
Do Pharaohs get annoyed if you yell "Draw, Monster Card!" whenever you take your turn in a game?

>>23318562
Yes, on this day and no other. Today is verily opposite day!

Bully the Yuki-onna and Tsurara-onna delinquents with hair dryers, heaters, electric blankets, and heating pads, they deserve it

>Local Rata Broadcast: Anon demotes Ochi bodyguard to cumdump and breeding duties, replaces with Salamander.

My wife shall protect me from the virus.

>>23318603
Bullying a Yeti-delinquent by telling her you've got an electric blanket so you don't need her to rescue you from the air conditioning at school!

Don't worry guys! My wife will bring you back!

>>23315179
I hate gooks so fucking much

>>23318231
I want to make a Cheshire cry

>>23318665
The best way to do that is by confessing to her.

>>23318683
I want to bully though

>>23318639
>Yeti pays the Ice Queen delinquent to sit next to you in class and follow you around
>Her cold magic pierces right through the electric blanket

Day 2 of not cooming until the portals open

Gazer is the best girl!
Perfect for my anxiety!
Perfect for my lust!

>>23318704
Hold a gift box at waist height, say its for her, its actually just a normal box with an ugly sweater in it.

>>23318759
>always naked
>smug
Can imagine they're perfect wives for someone lusty for them.

>>23318231
It would be fun to see the world through a Cheshire’s eyes, even if just for a little while. What kind of thought process and internal monologue creates such a whimsical, fun-loving, tricky and playful personality?

>>23318723
How devious! The delinquents at Winterstown High are just too stone cold.

>>23318784
Dibs on the left one.

>>23318372
>>23319076
These aren't the same girl by the way
https://www.instagram.com/onoderaco/

>>23318853
Personality swap with a Cheshire would be interesting. You get to see her perspective on things, and now you can properly tease her back.

>>23318853
Wonder what happens during Cheshire-o-vision when she spots her husband in a crowd. Loads of floating love hearts I hope

are there any viruses in MGE?

>>23318728
I've lost hope anon, may your strength be enough to open the doors

Kobolds are going to get separation anxiety when their masters go back to work in 6 months

are portals physically impossible?

>>23318932
So it is a Sabbath conspiracy!

>>23319336
Yes, but fortunately not magically impossible

>>23319336

>>23319297
>>23319350
Eternal imouto

Reminder that your wife will plump up perfectly after you make her a mother!

i had an awesome dream that i was being gangbang by lots of cute and horny lewd lolis of many different species under the sheets in my bed, as a avid lolicon, that was the absolute best.

>>23319386
Time to get to it then.

>>23319330
Goodness imagine how upset they get when their husbands are deployed

what would the MGE version of Legend of Queen Opala be like?

>>23319499
>Legend of Queen Opala
Pharaoh but without all the degeneracy and NTR

nukes happy living his life, he just doesn't derive his self worth from being good at japanese or whatever like some failed humans (matt, qm, ciaran)

>>23319330
I'm curious as to what a Kobold momster would be like. I imagine she might start by doing everything she can to please her boy but then something happens. On one hand he might enjoy it so much that he refuses to do anything that might make her sad, no matter how much peer pressure he receives but on the other hand he might go through a rebellious phase where he doesn't want to be pampered so much and he does something that makes her rethink things.

are there any people who are good at japanese who are not clearly autistic or narcissistic?

how long have u been deriving ur self worth from learning japanese and how much of this do u understand

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87qdxfJIz4E

Undead have the worst wine, it's aged so much that it's practically vinegar by now and that's not even the worst part the taste itself seems cause me to stress out. And it's not like you can say no to it as it causes skeletons and zombies to get sad and wights and vampires to give you the stink eye since you're turning down free wine

>>23319305
depending on how you look at it, matango sprores

>>23319512
i want to get raped by centaurs and were-pumas!

>>23319752
Tasty venison

815
whats wrong with it

How does a cripple Lizardman who can't fight get her husband? Does her family find one for her or does she have to settle for any man, even a weakling as long as he chooses to fight and defeat her?

>>23319766
>>23319887
chubby marino pb when?

only thing you need to know is 青木ヶ原

reading about steve jobs in japanese lmfao can't think of anything worse

>>23319925
HOLY FUCKING THICCOLA

Guys, I was smooched by a drunken bubble slime the other day and now I have a cough. Am I fucked?

>>23318728
>furshit

or just looking at google maps

Which monster girls are the baby factories? I have a breeding fetish.

>>23320038
Echidna.

>>23320049
10chan best loli

Mikuni

>>23320038
Probably the low level vermin types like Large Mice and Devilbugs in addition to the Vamp Mosquito which is specifically mentioned to have a higher fertility rate than other monsters.

>>23319576
>And it's not like you can say no to it as it causes skeletons and zombies to get sad and wights and vampires to give you the stink eye since you're turning down free wine

>Turn down a bottle of free wine from a zombie since you know it taste like shit
>She just looks down on the ground sand and starts to slowly walk away
>A group of wights look at you like you just spit in her face
I bet that zombies/wights sharing their wine is considered really sweet and almost like asking someone out.

>>23320038
>I have a breeding fetish.
Same. Only problem is that I have a crippling fear of becoming a dad, which is really annoying.

>>23319902
>tfw tsumino used to be my go to fakku rip site
>tfw it got neutered

>>23320113
quarantine is getting to him

Why does Habu always make this face?

>>23320082
BAH GAWD

I can´t find a better res pic

>>23320100
Oh, you too?

the lolis in my dream was a demon, a cyan-hair witch, a kejorou (remember getting restrained by hair so i assume there was one), a kitsune, an automaton, momonika sabbath witch, a baphomet, and a sahuagin

>>23320082
Delicious

>>23320100
>>23320157
Same here. As exciting as it may sound to spread my genes across as many species of monster girls as possible, I know for a fact that I'd make a terrible father.

Thank fully my wives unique nature surely means that i am immune to this dangerous plague.

>>23320038
Good shit anon. Breeding and impreg fetishes are the best.

>>23319752
White Horn's warm weather, eleven cousin sure is lewd

How do I ask an oni out when she doesn't believe me and thinks I'm pranking her?

>Tell your automaton wife you're sick
>She doesn't understand, has never been ill
>You explain it to her
>"So there are tiny particles of genetic information using your cells to replicate and cause you harm?"
>...
>"I shall prepare the nano swarm..."

>>23320259
say "thats not a prank this is it" then you throw a pie.

>>23319961
Sauce?

>>23318928
>The delinquents at Winterstown High are just too stone cold
>icicle breaks
>Delinquent Tsurara-onna in short skirt kicks the classroom door open and busts in
>offers anon a cold can of Papa Wendi's homemade Brü
>hits anon with an icicle and Tsurara Stunners him
>walks back out
Just another day at Winterstown's delinquent high school

>>23320071
The heavy breeders being so petite is strange. It'd make more sense to me if a Large Mouse was a heavy breeder if she was... larger.

tfw you’re a waifufag but you’re slowly becoming a haremfag

>>23320565
I'd rather be monogamously married to one loli and devote my self to her for eternity.

Who wears the pants in your relationship?

>>23320605
I'm in charge but neither of us wears pants. They only get in the way.

>>23320605
I do, it's hard for her to put pants on over her big paws

>>23320588
I kind of agree. There is another breed I really like but I prefer the closeness and intimacy of monogamy. I would never be with more than one woman.

>mg pickup lines

teaming up with a dragon to plunder the continent!

>>23320594
Smug Yuki-chan would hand you an ice flower and keep the snow coming

>>23320588
Joining us haremfags isn't so bad, it's comfy here. Which girls are tempting you?

>>23319971
>Mithra
>Furries

>>23320699
>>23320702
At least infect me with Konoka virus.

>>23320646
>ushi-oni literally picks you up and takes you away

>>23320588
And this is why I like hiveminds, shapeshifters and general "Cheat" waifus in order to avoid this issue.

do think she will take care of me if a get the coof

Infected = shitposters

>>23320651
Demons and Echidnas, primarily

>>23319386
Not if neither of us want that.

>>23319452
I had a dream like that as well, except it was my Familiar wife guiding various lolis to me, and I had to guess what species of loli was on my cock, and with which hole.

Listen to Konoka and keep drinking bat soup

>>23320038
My brother.

>>23320792
Both good girls. I've got a Demon wife in my harem too, they're great girls so I completely understand why you're tempted.

>>23320646
Getting compliments from a woman is already weird. Getting compliments from a strong woman who thinks you're frail and pretty must feel really bizarre.

Incest is repulsive, disgusting, and degenerate.
So why is it so hot to think of a mamono calling me her big brother?

>>23320809
i wish kasen was my sister so we can have incest sex together and not normal regular sex because that's boring!

>>23320853
I had an extremely drunk girl hit on me once and then treat me like human trash when she was sober

>>23320809
>That doujin where she locks herself and her student in a room full of aphrodisiacs

>>23318572
Only if you do it at every iteration of a Gallis loop.
Or in Cardfight Vanguard, becuase it's redundant.

>>23320934
They don't have snouts you coofer.

This is an office, not a circus.

>>23321020
Damn and she's wearing high heels

i want a momster goddess to teach me about having sex with adult women!

>>23321039
Honking in hell.

Happy monoeye day! Anyone have any good ideas on how to pass the quarantine time with your cyclopean special lady, or are you sticking to the usual netflix and mating press?

>>23318572
>No Angel gf who has speeches about friendship
>No smug, elegant Harpy gf
>No ballerina Ice Queen gf
>No clingy Demon gf
>No kuudere Alraune gf who slowly warms up and becomes dandere
>No Rata gf with swirly glasses and a fortune-telling hobby
>No Fairy cheerleader gf
>No kuudere Nereid princess gf
>No tsundere Siren gf who carries around a paper fan
>No tomboyish Nekomata dancer gf
>No shy, reclusive, plain-looking Mermaid gf who's actually a major idol online
>No Phantom hacker/spy gf

are we allowed to post pictures of girls with cum on them?

>>23321073
Feed her a "special" shake to boost her immune system.

>>23321091
I remember getting banned for posting a girl next to a bucket that looked suggestively like it was full of cum.

>>23320166
>loli demon
>loli kejourou
Very good

>>23320166
I woke up to a vivid daydream of cuddling my Familiar wife, an Alice, and a loli Oomukade.

>>23320646
>”You husband now. Let us make cubs.”

>>23320588
Welcome to the family. How many more chairs do we need for the monthly gatherings?

>>23321048
Goddess momsters are top tier. Especially medusa.

>>23321113
Your sacrifice won't be forgotten my friend. Well, lichfag's a nice guy, I'm sure he could convince his wife to revive your dead ass.

>>23320329
>Winterstown delinquents
I bet they only became delinquents because they couldn’t complete their snuggle scout badges in a timely manner.

>>23321259
They're probably all really jealous of Yuki-chan.

>>23321288
>Soldier Beetle
She keeps bringing me sweets but won't really talk at all.
After the first week or so she just picks me up and drags me into her house and gently rape me.
All in all, fairly good.

>>23321288
>nightmare
she doesn't announce her intentions. instead, she sneaks over to my bedroom window at night and does her thing. however, i don't get nice dreams so i'd catch on pretty quickly.

>>23321288
Quarantine means quarantine, no one is allowed in or out.

>>23321199
Snow Leopards are aggressive, especially with their big, fluffy tails

>>23321259
>a bunch of high school delinquents trying not to look embarrassed when they’re still trying to get their camping merit badges amongst a bunch of middle school girls
>White Horn-san just sighs and continues to help them get their badges

>>23321288
>Succubus
Cue the sexy sax

>>23321288
I live in an apartment so I’ll roll for the three other apartments in my complex.
>Mershark
>Goblin
>Girtablilu

>>23321326

>>23321325
>Wendi-chan finally gets her firestarting badge thanks to her boyfriend anon helping her stop running away as soon as she sees a spark
>Everyone cheers immensely, Wendi-chan smiles and hugs Miss Whitehorn happily at finally getting a badge not related to food
>Ice Hound highschooler growls from the side with her gang of delinquents
>She never paid attention to how to hold the sticks or nothin, but jeeze, if that little runt can do it...

>>23320588
I understand this feeling. My queen is extremely possessive, but she also has a corruption and monsterization fetish both due to the Apophis venom inside her. She loves taking human women (and other monsters), transforming them into her servants through judicious application of her curse coupled with strict slave training. Recently she's been very pleased with a half-elven mercenary from northern lands whom she's hired and has begun to contemplate transforming her into an aspect of Sehkmet with cute lion ears, paws and a tail, officially adding her to her court as a general. I can't help but imagine the three of us together with both their forms swollen with my children. However, I will remain true to my wife! Even if she constantly plays with her servants in front of me, I won't have eyes for anyone but her!

Why do succubi, including the Demon Lord, love Humans so much?

>>23321288
>Mothman
ALMOST HEAVEN

>>23321288
>Amazoness
I magically reinforce every possible entry point to my apartment, and never leave.

>>23321371
Cute!!!
I’m gonna help all those delinquent girls finally get their badges.

snex

Sneezing isn't a symptom of the coronavirus, idiot.

>>23321512
Asshole cover your mouth when you sneeze!

>>23321526
Ow my lungs

>>23321288
>Tsurara-onna
Guess she's breaking in to watch over me no matter what.

>>23321288
wurm
bar the door it gets smashed down immediately
lord help me

>>23321288
>Weresheep
It is pretty cold. I could go for some snuggles and cuddles.

>>23321288
>Baphomet
I don’t get to say “No” do I?

>>23321587
endo hikari
probably the worst new keyaki

The people asked for it, so here's a succubus eating a grilled cheese!
https://pastebin.com/HXLYiE4U
Next quickie poll: https://pollunit.com/en/polls/jhyarz0muw9lvtf6usahfg

Everyone thinks Gazers are mean and scary, but they're actually really nice once you get to know them...

Depends on the individual. Results may vary. Don't bully them unless you're already good friends.

>>23321646
hearing that from a 4chan anon lets me know she's very good

>That final grilled cheese
Damnit, I already went to the store this week. Gotta try it some time.

>>23321670
>Gazer makes a pie for you
aw, how nice~!
>it's gazer goo pie with the filling being her goo that she snot-rocketed out of her pussy into the mixing bowl
GAZER

>>23321705

If Haku-sensei is so smart, why hasn't she solved the Riemann hypothesis?

Jinkos deserve ________

>>23321733
Someone other than me.

>>23321733
to know about the mass rape that happened in 1989, at a major city square, somewhere in the Land of the Four Fiends

>>23321733
Yarn balls

>>23321733
belly rubs

Which MG would make the best pillow fort?

>>23321733
A husband that’ll cook them their favorite meals when they come home from a hard day at work.

>>23321771
Khepri are naturally gifted at establishing structures.

>>23321771

>>23321780
>Not packing your big, strong wife an extra-large. lovingly made bento for her hard day at work

If she forgets you get to deliver it to her at work and embarrass her in front of her colleagues, good fun.

what's the fastest way to get a loan paid off besides selling your belongings to the tanuki's two kids at their shop for more money?

>>23321789
I like her poster.

Will you be allowed into a mamono party if you're more of a ranged healer instead of a hands-on healer?

>>23321803
I make her bag lunches everyday except Friday, Friday is when they have her favorite food truck manned by two Hinezumi sisters. I also wake up early to make her and our daughterus breakfast.

>>23321824
Would a mamono party accept a healer who mixes up potions instead of using spiritual magic? I have plenty of potions for other scenarios as well.

>>23321771
>tfw you have enough Weresheep daughterus that you wake up in a pillow fort everyday

>>23321824
>he cant do both
>he also doesn't have any points in alchemy to make himself even more useful in that role
pleb

>>23321893
>You know what this adventuring party needs?
>Five more archers!

I just dont understand why would anyone oshi endo hikari when you have a younger, taller and prettier brown girl in the same group

>>23321937
The more brown the better

>>23321920
>party is all archers and backstabbing rogues

>>23321648
I can't tell if this is serious or not. Did he actually do it, or is it a prank?

>>23322004
Just read the damn story anon.

>>23320646
>be peasant
>working away at my fields (good season for crops, bet you didn't know that)
>suddenly the others beside me drop everything and run off
>a huuuge, naked dog-woman-thing stands over me
>"H-hey- uh, call- call an angel!"
>what
>"No, I mean, god calls you!"
>she is visibly sweating and panting
>"Call-call god because- he dropped you!" she says blushing, and breathlessly adds "A-angel!"
>she sprints off, barking all the way to the forest

>>23321648
Nice. I cant believe you actually did it.

>>23322057
I hope she doesn’t get scared next time she comes around and I give her my best pick up lines!
Who am I kidding? I’ll probably spill my spaghetti as badly as she did.

>>23322057
Woha

>>23322057
Time to hunt her down and fill her up with cum!

We don’t need you to make a thread retard.

>>23322057
>>23322077
>Portal opens up
>lonely anons and desperate MGs trapped in a cycle of spaghetti spilling

90% sure its either Hono or Runrun center

>>23322057
>y-you too

Hopefully my emoji disease is gone by now.

Reminder that Elves should be avoided.

>>23322143
>anon and MG both screaming in horror while it happens

>>23322135
this is why tentacle plants were made

>>23322155
Reminder that Elves are good girls and deserve all the love and praise!
Also they love it when you nibble on their ears, especially in public.

>>23321288
>Bubble Slime
Dumb smelly whiny slimegirl tries in vain to get into my hermetically sealed plague-bunker. Her cries and moans and begging annoy me to no end, but I am unraped. She gives up after a solid 40 hours.
>Wurm
So much for 'quarantine'- luckily she managed to avoid squashing me during her bunker-busting. Oh well.. a Wurm is fine, and if I get ill I'm sure her Ryu friend could do something about it.

>>23321648
>>23322029
I did, and now I'm hungry.

As much as I have a breeding/impreg fetish, the idea of actually having children is incredibly daunting.
What mamano would simultaneously help me indulge, whilist putting off ACTUAL breeding until I'm more comfortable?

>>23320605
My wife refuses to wear pants.

>>23322264
I don't think that's true

>>23321288
>Yeti
Hugs, hugs happen.

Battle Deer.

i want a marune sabbath girl to nurture me back to health by feeding me her loli breastmilk straight from her swollen kid titties...

>>23322421
I wonder if marune lolis have a higher chance of inverted nipples? Also if their loli milk bestows special bonuses to the drinker?

>>23322416
IUD

>>23318853
Crippling social anxiety.

>>23318853
>What kind of thought process and internal monologue creates such a whimsical, fun-loving, tricky and playful personality?
Autism?

>>23322541
Or an alternate entry.

>>23321648
Well, color me honored...
Art by nano
https://twitter.com/nanonebula/status/1245492922729910272?s=09

>>23322288
Just abort the babies

>>23322057
>ywn bully giant monsters for being spaghetti spewing turbo-virgins
>twn hype themselves up to hate-fuck you only to fail even harder

>>23322692
You did it. You absolute madman.

>>23322692
Adorable! And cheesy!

>>23322701
that's how you get vengeful ghost lolis

>>23322704
I need this so bad. Especially with the kind of girls who could easily powderize my pelvis.

>>23322416
I'm looking more for the raw cuntfucking and the roleplay than anything else, I suppose

I am tired of talking about not having kids despite an impregnation fetish. How about instead we talk about how many kids you will have with your waifu?

Imagine all the unique areas you could go inside your house while hiding from corona.

>>23322792
Many. I want lots of kids.

>>23322135
>Portal opens up
>Find the nearest small, awkward, cute mamono
>Headpat her, forcibly kiss her, then tell her to spread her holes for her new senpai

>>23322792
As someone married to a monster who dreams of being a broodmother, I'm guessing her answer would be "as many as possible."

Got an updated ref of my wife!

>>23322915
Gyaru pig! You never stood a chance!

>>23322933
No I didn't!

Lifting meaty tail to stare at holes

>>23322792
Enough that a visual depiction would be considered /d/ content

>>23322994
Meaty tails pushing your head forward for a better look.

imagine taking your gazer wife window shopping for negligee on the internet and teasing her the whole time about how you will gently rip and tear it all off of her writhing body like it doesn't even matter

>>23323017
This is the stuff that keeps me from sleeping because of erections

What monster would be best for an autistic incel who hates feminists and thinks the world is going to shit?

>>23323089
I like that about the shirokuto sabbath.

>it's even possible to do things like making a magical sword capable of dispelling targets struck with it by imbuing a sword with “spellbreak (p.45)”
This just makes me think of using Dress Break on a monster's clothes, which I now really want to do.

I firmly believe Gazer is more embarrassed with clothes than without.

You're staying safe at home and spending quality time with your Onee-san, right?

>>23323149
nope

>>23323149
Passing quarantine time in Onee sans lap watchin movies!

>>23323164
What movies do you watch while sitting in your one-san’s lap?

>>23322994
Pulling a loli salamander's tail up and forward during doggystyle to guide her into bending over in a steeper angle and to get a better view

>>23323283
Define "cure"

Don't worry, everyone. Trained professionals are standing by.

>>23323536
It's not their fault! They're under a lot of stress so they think a third or fourth cupcake is okay to have. They deserve a reward for saving lives!

>>23323527
huzzah!

>>23323564
I don't know if Mia is actually a trained nurse.

>>23323575
She might know mouth to mouth resuscitation

>>23321288
>Doppleganger
It turns out that lady that's been living in my cupboard is actually pretty nice and totally not a perverted stalker at all!

>>23323609
That line of medical automatons that's out sure are frightening.

>>23321288
>Lilim
I face her balcony and challenge her to a children's card game!

>>23323611
She gets the flea collar.

>>23321288
>Selkie
She told me she left her pelt on a shelf too high to reach and needs cuddles desperately. I went over to warm her up, and we spent all night cuddled up inside her pelt.

>>23323702
It's funny, too. With her pelt on, she'll stand outside and shout things like "I am the Great Empress of Dark Tides, Hell Leviathan!" and "Embrace, o lowly world, the evanescent rain of dark radiance! Chaos Diluvuan!" while striking melodramatic poses. But without it, she's shy, sweet, and clingy. I'm the only one she even lets around her without her pelt on. It's not like she's always fully naked underneath either! It's not like that at all!

>>23323551
>They deserve a reward for saving lives!
So a gym membership?

I’m gonna go on a crusade!
To molest every Dragon/Lizardman/Lamia tail in the world!

>>23323811
Gokkun, all of it.

>>23321648
I've been monitoring the polls, the kiki ptsd thing got 119 votes in the past 20 minutes.
Definitely sus.

>>23323927
This is just like the Gabby CYOA.

Jesus Christ imagine rigging a writefag poll. Maidfags are truly the worst.

>>23323932
Don't remind me of the CYOA days

Gazer helps me when I have trouble sleeping! She's really nice!

>>23324055
That's wonderful anon! Does she ever use her eyestalks as hug helpers? My Dear Hatter Wife will cutely put her hat on my face when we're curled up in bed to help me sleep!

>>23323927
Upon further inspection, yes, it was very much votebombed.
The poll option has been disqualified.

>>23324098
Sounds good to me

>dragon takes you for a ride in the skies
>tries to perform a stunt to impress you, almost drops you instead
>she's very upset at herself afterwards
how would you respond?

>>23324112
I don't think I have to worry about that since my dragon wife doesn't have wings.

>>23324112

>>23324112
Put cuffs around her wing limbs and say she can have them back when she behaves herself

It's what a mere lizard deserves

>>23324209
All dragons should be LIZARED. They should be put in royal dresses and tied up while hanging like a chandelier. It'll give them some perspective.

>23323811
I suppose that depends on if they live in the sea or not. If they do it's simple as they'll just eat plankton 24/7 like normal seahorses do. If not then they just need to eat high nutritionally dense foods that digest slow and move through the digestive system slowly. Foods with low glycemic indexes would be key but generally speaking the further from processed the better it would be for this. Vegetables especially but breads, nuts, tart fruits, things like grains and whole grain pastas, and especially meat.
The less you cook them the better but the big key is going to be adding a fairly large bit of meat to each meal as it actively increases the time it takes for meals to metabolize(coincidentally this makes you feel fuller longer). Each meal would look like a mixed salad with fruit and nuts, a large hunk of bread, and a haunch of meat. Assuming they eat meals of similar caloric value as most heavyweight body builders they could probably eat 3 of these meals a day and live a life on a fairly normal schedule.
If we're going off seahorse biology are they also low on muscular and adipose tissue by mass and high on skeletal mass? Do they lack teeth like seahorses do? Cause these could be a problem for this diet.

>MERE FEMALE LIZARDS
May this glorious meme never die

>>23324310
I never understood why Americans don't cook their meat.

>>23324367
Cooked meat is what made our ancestors grow their brains. Eating raw meat is what leaves the American so much not-smarter than Wurms.

23324408
She better be a good rocket jumper or she can just go unbind her "E" key.

>>23324421
look at this faggot trying to cheat.

23324429
I'm not getting any of that chinkiepox!

Have you considered accepting a devil into your house? They just want to see you happy!

>>23324436
Eh, why not. Happiness to is so unreal

>>23324451
to me*

>>23323811
Begone thot of the sea.

>>23324436
I’d love too but I’m just not into lolis. Otherwise I would since the idea of a monster girl wanting to genuinely see me happy sounds great.

>>23324436
Thighs not thick enough.

>>23324467
I want to fuck seaport-himes massive tits! I dont care if i get the Rona!

>>23324476
>>23324490
Devils seem like the type that would respond to rejection with:
>"If you're unhappy with how I look, how I act, how I talk, I will change for you! No matter how painful it is on my end, it will be all worth it to see you smile! Just give me a chance, please?"

The Order has a new offer! For every monster girl waifu you turn in, you will be rewarded a paladin companion!

>>23324321
America actually has a much stricter level of control over its meat and meat products when it comes to things like pathogens via control over its feed and vaccinations plus the constant inspections and culling processes at every step.
As a result, when eating public access meat(barring fish and the like), theres a much much lower chance of any meat being infected with anything. You could feasibly eat raw steak every day and you'd more than likely never catch anything. Its led to a culture that doesn't have to fear rare meat because theres really no risk to it.
Besides, scientifically speaking medium-rare is not only the best way to eat steak due to it being both the most flavorful state but also retaining the tenderness of it's rare state. In short, rare to medium rare IS cooked and it's the best way to eat your beef factually.

It's hard deciding how my wife's handleba- I mean, horns should look.There's so many different styles.

>>23324664
What species?

>>23324669
Dragon. The thing is I don't really like oversized horns that get in the way, or ones that jut forward and are a potential poking hazard during bjs.

>>23324664
Back to front riding the skull.
The way the horns would sit gives you the best wrist orientation for full pitch, yaw, and roll control as well as pushing and pulling actions.

>>23324664
I'm sure there's a nicer catalog than this one I have.

>>23324689
That's what I'm thinking, but I'd also like a second set that makes her look more unique.
>>23324698
I thought I had this saved, but couldn't find it in any of my folders. Thank you.

>>23324681
Would something like an antelope's horns, or a smaller version of them might be an option. They are curved enough to prevent injury, and has a shape that you can get a good grip on for fun times.

>>23324436
>loli
shit
>demon
double shit

Monster girls staring dreamily at their husbands are the best.

>>23324698
>tfw no horned delinquent onee-san MG to polish her horns after a long day being the biggest badass in the school

>>23324707
Have it flair out or do some curls or an upsweep. So long as the initial hand length portion of them is generally front to back and not too thick to make gripping it uncomfortable.

>>23324689
>pitch, yaw, and roll control
I snorted out my drink

>>23324756
Well of course.
Then you use their feet like you would a pedal system where you gently tap the right for an increase in the suction power and the left as a decrease in suction power until you hit a negative value and achieve blowing power increase and the pedal systems values become reversed.

>>23324684
Human history is full of far less satisfying afterlives, and those make just as much sense when you get down to it. I'm not much for other worlds, religious or otherwise, so deciding (or having it decided) in the here and now seems best to me. But it is your (after?)life.

When you say 'she should decide it', I have to wonder about how you'd even recognize a decision on her part. Judging the validity of this sort of thing is beyond me, but I've got no dog in the race.

Given how important it is to you, the determining her decision part is critical. That part should be nailed down in your mind, no matter how indecisive you are on anything else. That would be THE mandatory constant needed in your situation. Just my two cents, mind you, but hopefully well spoken.

>>23324808
As a flight sim nerd I find this incredibly funny and also enjoyable, now time to explain this to the flight sim waifu.

Gonna molest Nergi until she becomes "enraged."

>>23324829
nergi is best
all other elder dragons need not apply

>>23324845
I don't know. I'd be perfectly happy as a sugarmama Kulve's young boytoy.

>>23324863
>want to do something intimate with kulve taroth
>takes 3 eternities to remove all of her gold plating
don't do this to yourself. you can still escape, anon...

>>23324886
It's a lot easier when she's hot and bothered.

If, on a rainy midnight, you stare into a TV that's shut off and fap you can see your soul mate in the TV

>>23324936
>stare into the tv
>all I can see is myself

>tfw no big titty bugs who use their second pair of arms to support their boobs because they don't like wearing bras

>>23324966
Time to go fuck yourself then. It can't be helped

>>23324593
True. Seaport-hime is very fuckable in general.

Does your wife have a powered-up mode?

>>23325017
she can turn into an old school dragon, which is cool
except when she does it indoors

>>23325017
>Lich
Basically just go into god mode where she just radiates arcane power.

>>23325029
This but painted black

>>23325045
>I TURNED MYSELF INTO A SKULL, ANON
>I'M DEMILICH

>>23325062
Well at least I can still get a blowjob.

>>23324978
That's a really hot idea.

is your waifu scared of you getting sick? has she become overprotective?

>>23325017
When I give my Hellhound waifu to much love and attention at one time her eyebrows can accidentally set off fire alarms.

>>23325149
Yes and no. IF I get sick I'm either gonna be cured fairly quickly or told to eat a grey mushroom and just get over the whole "life" thing already.

>>23325149
It's not like I ever leave the lair anyway.

>>23325017
She just focuses her energy to become even faster and harder hitting.

>>23325149
Not really. Mostly just excited that she has more of an excuse to wear a skimpy nurse outfit and be more overbearing than usual.

How long do you think you could go and tease Greilia before she gives in and lets you fuck her?

>>23324819
Well spoken it was, fren. As for how I would recognize it, I guess whichever comes up to me and says "I'm your wife now, deal with it.". God that sounds cucked though... But I'm not sure how to better phrase it. Maybe that if I am going to love someone like that, I would want them to be longing to be loved and accepting of being loved by me? Or something. It is important, and while I'll agree that determining that would be critical, I am unsure as to how exactly I would go about nailing it down. But thanks, you've shed some light onto a flaw in my cognition regarding this sort of thing .

as for afterlifes, there's a prevailing theory that the "soul" for lack of a better term, basically what exists inside of your mind and is left after your body dies, when your body dies that part goes where you think/want it will go. If you think you are a "good" person, you will go to your concept of heaven. Conceptualized through whatever religious frame you had in life, or if none then just a good place. If you think you are a "bad" person, then likewise but the opposite. So, if we create our own so-called afterlife, it isn't terribly farfetched that if you think you are going or desire to go to a realm to live eternally with your waifu, then you will create that space and reside there. Pardon the woo talk, and sorry if it sounds too new agey, though that sort of idea has been around since antiquity, but I'll admit just typing it was cringy. If my waifu is undecided though, I wonder how that would play out for me.

Thanks for the stimulating discussion, fren. /blog

imagine needing to cum inside a fish so badly that you live with her in the water. now imagine how your underwater breathing would clear your respiratory system of mucus and how terrible it would be on the surface without that.

>>23325475
Things are generally better underwater, yes.

>>23325475
Why would you want to return to the surface? After being blessed by a Sea Bishop, I figured your life would now be aquatic. If some form of underwater fermentation can be found or some psychidelic kelp or phytoplankton then all the better, I'd never want to leave. It'd be hard to do without tobacco though.

>>23325506
Raid merchants ship transporting tobacco then

>>23324436
Too late, although I was not her summoner.

>>23324436
I promise to make her happy!

>>23325506
maybe you want to enjoy the beach of a tiny little island you found and get some sun?
>>23325529
he can keep a stash on a secret island so he can smoke it.

>>23325371
Try and keep your posts shorter, it’s unsightly... and why not just make a harem?

>>23325545
who tf gives a shit about a long post

>>23325371
Hopefully it helped, weeb pal. As I said, validity in these sorts of areas baffle me. But thankfully, you only have to find convincing information from the perspective of your sensorium and feelings etc. Objective measure need not apply, only strongly held criteria and self awareness of your inner desires. Not nearly an impossible task, the restraints for evidence in philosophy and science are much stricter -- but much more easily defined.

As far as the 'her coming up to you and declaring' part... whether or not it is cucked isn't actually an issue. Whether this is likely to be perceived or not is the more serious issue. This is vague murky and unreal ground to me. I wouldn't presume to know the inner world of others, beyond some cognitive limits embedded into humanity's neural and sensory systems.

Anthropology would suggest you work out some ritual system to interact with inner phenomena. Dreaming and meditation are more scientifically understood explorations of the inner world, but not by much. Usage almost always falls back into some sort of ritual method of sorting, examining, and testing this sort of inner data.

Waifufags go where I cannot follow, as logic has severe limits in undefined contexts. Science, art, and games do not a shaman make. Still, take a dicefag's blessing, for what it is worth.

This is the only sort of ritual I have available that even approaches this area, unless you practice advanced mathematics or musical performance -- but those are self explanatory if you practice them.

This will be an extended task of moderate difficulty (20), for a low ranked Weeb (7D10) you'll get +5 advantage for Weeb Skill: Waifu Consideration. All humans believe in randomness far more than we should, so this is of subjective value at least.

Here's to your progressing in knowing your waifu while alive and well, weeb fren.

>>23325545
Well, that doesn't really feel right to me. I mean, not throwing shade on anyone who likes that soet of thing, but for me I don't think it would work. Aren't monster girls generally extremely posessive? With the exception of Bicorns and the like. Also, I'm rather posessive myself, and it wouldn't feel right of me to require my waifu remain true to me and me alone when I cannot do the same with her. And sorry, kinda tipsy so I'm rambling lol

>>23325529
>>23325537
We pirates now

>>23325563
Thank you, I'll save this and revisit it when I am in a more sober frame of mind. Much appreciated, sincerely.

>>23325566
the waters are lawless!

>>23325608
You're welcome. Dice do not work here. Check the other thread when you get a mind to. The results and interpretation are there. Laters.

>>23325632
Truly the only enjoyable part of your cancerous board is those dice rolls.

Anyone know of some great petite monster girl artists for commissions? Butteryshake has changed their commission model to the point where I don’t know if I can pull the trigger for some bapho porn.

My, what a convenient little hole!

>>23325820
Rubbing noses while cuddling with hellhound after an extremely intense mating session, with your penis still firmly lodged inside her, still feeling the occasional pulsing muscle as your jizz slowly gushes out

>>23325820
The soul of a poet!

>>23325820
I bet teen hellhound pass some very weird notes to their crush
>Meet me outside the bathroom after class and I'll ____ you so _______ hard you ___ you pass out and I'll push you against the floor and continue to ____ your ____ until you filled my ____ with every last drop of ___ your _____ have.
>"Hey anon, what are you reading? Come to the from of the class and read it out loud for the whole class!"

Day 3 of not cooming until the portals open

>>23325959
Anon stop, you're only hurting yourself

>>23325961

Someone's gotta do it

>>23325902
You find the hound making obscene gestures at you like putting a finger in a hole while itching her already soaking wet pussy making the whole room smell of it while you're forced to read it in front of the class, she goes "fuck yeah say it loud and clear you little slut" when you get to the obscenities

>>23325847
I would make out with her, but that could make her more excited even after I'm already drained.

>>23325999
I want a hyper lewd, prevented hellhound that has a crush on me.

>>23325999
Wait where are you gonna find a random hole without using your finger if she's already fingering herself.

>>23326051
Yeah I realized midway through typing that
Just go with the flow yeah

Gazer!

Which one of you thought it was a good idea to use protein shakes as a lure to catch mice?

>>23326134
Gazers sure are beautiful.

>>23325506
We're going to need a bigger bathtub.

>>23324936
but if you turn it on. you'll get a portal to the midnight channel

i think monsters are allowed to have 24/7 access to a man's cock even if the man doesn't feel like it.

>>23326325
someone has a contract for that

>>23326325
They can tell when you're in the mood, or easily persuaded. I kinda like that sorta thing.

>>23326276
Her alluring design never fails to catch the eye. It's kind of an inconvenience, going around with her in public. All those people looking at you and the floating girl with eyeball tentacles and no clothes.

>>23326295
Will I have to participate in Princess Yuki-Onnas hunt for a prince charming?

>>23326659
What if Sandworms aren't Dune-style Sandworms but actually Graboids? I want to see loli Sandworm Screechers walking about

>>23326680
I prefer the idea of colossal sized sandworms. I also prefer a more adult frame, but I'm not opposed to loli sandworms. Imagine a loli sandworm controlling such a colossal form

>>23325149
sickness can't get me underwater!

>>23326742
Subnautica told me otherwise

>>23326754
maybe the player character should try having the blessing of a water deity

>>23326764
Very good sir

>>>/d/9013682

>>23326807
>her face when you remember to leave in a Romalpa clause

As a part of the SDM staff, your job also includes supporting your fellow servants as well as your employers.

>>23325959
reminder that ritual behavior only functions if you actually take it seriously and believe what you say
anything else is just a self-defeating act of false superstition
>>23325563
'shamanism' is not as complicated, or intractable, as you seem to believe. recognize that the way you organize and relate your mental concepts is ultimately arbitrary; that logic is a powerful tool, but not an absolute rule of your function; and you are already halfway there.
I'd describe the 'logic-bound' as only using only part of their mentality- they are leaving tools in the box, untested and perhaps even unrecognized. It's worthwhile to get to know the other functions, even if you don't plan on using them afterward..

>>23327234
Is this Battletoads?

>>23327219
What about six-armed monsters?

>>23327111
Would "intuition" be another tool that could be being left in the box? Or is it not so black and white?

>>23326894
I don't think a man would have enough energy to support all of them.

>>23327249
It's clearly EDF. They're fighting against giant human-like creatures.

>>23326689
So I know a certain attribute means that she's not quite our kind of monster girl, but we can still appreciate how Sylvia in the Konosuba movie shows us how monsters like sandworms and wurms would move if animated can't we?

And also shows off the appeal of height differences when it comes to boob hugs. I can see sandworms doing what she did to Kazuma.

>>23324338
>Druella is surveying the lands surrounding Lescatie
>she is admiring the many conviniently out-of-the-way bushes when she is startled by a loud shout behind her
>"SWERVE!"
>she turns around and sees a short, malnourished man, with a sickly complexion and an infuriatingly smug expression in his dirty face
>"PEASANT COMING THROUGH"
>Druellla is taken aback, but only for a moment. The man clearly hasn't heard the good news yet and doesn't know to address her in proper terms
>"Ufufu~ do you know who I am?"
>The man gives an exaggerated shrug and points to the nearby barley field
>"You're the woman standing between me and the fall harvest. Gotta tend to this now" he says, giving a cryptic wink "Good season for crops, bet you didn't know that"
>His smile grows wider and now Druella is really struggling. It's true: she had visited Marune's sabbath that one time and half-listened to the cow-baphomet explain excitedly the cycle of crops and the appropiate seasons for growing and harvesting, but she was completely out of her depth here
>"W-well I best not keep you young ma-"
>"Thank you, m'lady" he says, bowing. It's a confusing bow: the sentiment is there, but all Druella can feel is mockery "I am the only one who can do this. I know how sensitive those pretty noblewoman hands are, lmao"
>"P-pretty?"
>Conflicting emotions battle inside her. Powerful rage and unbridled lust fight as another emotion enters the fray: the faint stirrings of...

>>23327234
Make scale model houses and cities so you wife can be the giant kaiju in your home film.

>>23327315
I always liked those types of images better than the Chad Virgin ones, even if it’s the same type of humor

>>23327318

>>23327315
My peasant brother from another mother.

>>23327266
Intuition could refer to a couple of different things, in my 'book of definitions' at least. It's the 'gut feeling' - the conscious, but yet non-verbal thinking that also includes much of mathematical and abstract thought - and also the unconscious problem-crunching faculty that delivers insight as 'bolts from the blue' - when people say "It just came to me", I might consider that a kind of intuition, too.
It's another item in the human toolbox, for sure- but it isn't the same thing as what I referred to earlier.

>>23327318
>>23327352
>The Winterstown trio are fooling around with a camera Wendi found in the basement
>They each get a chance to be the monster destroying the town using their toys as models
>Yeti-Chan is a traditional monster knocking over buildings, throwing cars, collapsing bridges
>Yuki-Chan is more of a cartoon villain that goes about freezing everything as the citizens run away
>Wendi-Chan is running aimlessly in circles, destroying everything in her path until she comes to a male doll
>She picks him up, stares at it intensely, then collapses on the ground as if she’s dying, letting him go with her last ounce of strength

Self isolate with a wight!

>>23327417
Papa Wendi has every single version of King Kong ever made, you know.

>>23327428
Do dead girls sweat formaldehyde?

>>23327300
bitches love head & shoulders

>>23327417
>>She picks him up, stares at it intensely, then collapses on the ground as if she’s dying, letting him go with her last ounce of strength

Twas Handsome who killed the beast?

>>23327428
Waiting through quarantine would be a lot easier if you could just engage in a couple weeks of days-long sex sessions. By the time you woke up from the sexual haze the worst would be over.

>>23327234
>EDF anon pisses her off by shooting her with a level 0 assault rifle
>she picks up up and licks him all over

>>23327249
>>23327281
Wrong, this is BPRD: Plague of Frogs

>>23327111
Mental organization is somewhat arbitrary, I'll grant, within biological limits. That only narrows things down to a practical infinity of variations. The same goes for logic, I admit. But unlike other systems of thought, logic is internally consistent, the very nature of it indicates when a contradiction occurs. This isn't the same as having any absolute truth. But knowing when things don't add up is an important step in determining a valid solution.

Scientists, scholars etc have always recognized that human inspiration and ability stretches beyond easily described and testable limits. I've two simple personal examples.

If I read enough research papers on a subject, my brain will start spitting out novel unpublished and testable experiments. For some reason, performing music makes the results occur in a cleaner and faster way. Somehow the process works in reverse and can generate compositions with scientific input.

The smallest logical inference is that there is some neurological midpoint where the brain is able to understand and manipulate both sorts of data with a single unified system.

The only real detectable commonality I can see is loads of practice and reading. Eventually the brain puts out useful output in that format. This is the real reason people tell each other to study. It can't be done for anyone, but nearly anyone can do it. All it takes is persistence and focus. Sometimes the information will bleed into dreams, it is much more common than people suspect. Benzene's molecular structure came to a scientist in a dream-like state, for instance.

That being said, I try to be open minded. What other mental tools would you suggest are available in this box of functions?

>>23327315
:Hah! Based farmer should pull the cart 2.

>>23327478
Of course you could have sex, but inbetween you could get comfy in your huge royal bed, or maybe take a bath together.

>>23327417
>Yuki-Chan is more of a cartoon villain that goes about freezing everything as the citizens run away

>Haha! After 10,000 years I'm finally free to conquer the town and fre-
>Whoa Yuki-chan, 10,000? I thought you were 11!
>How many is ten thouwawa?